Thread 212623939 - /tv/ [Archived: 483 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:31:44 PM No.212623939
burnlocal2
burnlocal2
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In the heart of a working-class hood, where cracked sidewalks tell stories and Sunday dinners feed families, there’s a code passed down like scripture, whispered in garages and barbershops: "Only real ones burn local."

Jonny B knew the code. Southside born, Italian blood, Catholic raised. His momma lit candles for the Saints every Sunday, his pops came home with busted knuckles and calloused hands from the docks. He grew up with gravel in his voice and fire in his gut. No silver spoon—just family, faith, hard-work and hustle.

Jonny boxed his way up—scraps in church basements, golden gloves in dusty gyms. He worked days as a blue-collar, nights under streetlights, and Sundays in the pew, whispering “Ave Marias” with bruised ribs. Wore the same beat-up hoodie and steel-toes from his warehouse job to his sparring matches. Never folded. Never forgot where he came from.

While the fakes chased clout and burned flashy imports, Jonny stayed humble, and loyal. Local cigars. Local joints. Local love. You wouldn’t catch him puffin' on some imported nonsense or reppin' brands that never gave back. He spent his paper at Sal’s Deli, hit up Gio’s Auto for tune-ups, and kept Mass on Sundays—even when his knuckles were busted and his ribs hurt from the ring. That’s how he spotted the fakes.

They'd pull up in rentals, wear brands with no soul, knew nothing about respect. No roots. No story. You’d never see them eat with their hands, help an old lady cross the street, or light a candle for their nonno. They freezed global.

Jonny didn’t have to say much. He’d just shake his head, puff slow on a local hand-rolled and say,
“Only real ones burn local.” That’s how the OGs knew.

Now he’s a quiet legend in the neighborhood. Still showing up and mentoring kids at the rec center, bringing cannolis to the old-timers and sliding a few extra bucks to the struggling single mom two doors down. No fame. No filters. Just respect earned in sweat and smoke.

Real recognize real.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:33:55 PM No.212623968
no matter how tough this guy pretends he is still soft sissy boy actor at the end of the day
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:34:47 PM No.212623985
burnlocal3
burnlocal3
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>>212623968
Say that to this Warfighter's face in person not online and see what happens, chump. Keep Freezing Global in the meantime.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:38:31 PM No.212624049
We get it, you have an English degree! Seriously, wtf does burn local mean? I don't want to watch his podcast to find out.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:41:18 PM No.212624087
>>212623968
Y'all a hatin' ass n-worder bro. And that's fax
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:42:18 PM No.212624102
>>212624049
It's about shooting for the moon while not forgettin' your roots. It's about workin' that grind and givin' back to those who gave to you. Burn Local is what happens when a star goes supernova. Burn Local is what happens when you stop settlin' for less. But Burn Local's also not about not takin' shit. Burn Local's about WORKIN' for that hustle 'cause you know nothin' in life is free. And that's okay, because you got that engine inside you. Thump-a-thump-a-thump. Ya hear that? That's a freight train on it's way to the top, that's that ENERGY, that's that KINETIC DRIVE. Vroom vroom, baby! That's makin' sense of this fucked up world and comin' out on top - THAT... is Burn Local.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:42:19 PM No.212624103
>>212624049
It means holding it down for your community and being real to yourself and your set IYKYK
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:45:34 PM No.212624160
doesheknow
doesheknow
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>>212624049
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:54:44 PM No.212624331
>>212623939 (OP)
Anon I know this is a shitpost but it is very nicely written. Good job.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:56:29 PM No.212624358
>>212623939 (OP)
As a roughneck myself, I recognize REAL. BURN LOCAL
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:58:05 PM No.212624379
>>212624331
It's AI you global freezer
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 2:58:32 PM No.212624390
>>212624160
No, I don't. The other doofuses are funny though. Keep up the joke but I really don't know. It's like the schizo with Baskin robbins.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:06:48 PM No.212624547
>>212624379
you're right. all the fucking em-dashes. nothing is real anymore
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:18:23 PM No.212624784
>>212624379
>>212624547
For real. I use em dashes all the time and I'm not mentally prepared for retards to call everything I write 'AI'. Is there nothing this shit won't ruin?

Why does AI love em dashes anyway? Fucking bizarre.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:24:08 PM No.212624892
>>212624049
Shut the fuck up and listen to this wisdom. This shit right here, this shit is two real ones burning local and spitting facts solely for the benefit of your ignorant ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St7iFtYn31U
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:24:24 PM No.212624897
>>212623985
>>212624087
He lose his tough guy card simply by being pro-trans
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 3:33:58 PM No.212625090
>>212624049
It's an euphemism for gay anal sex like "breaking the crust". "Burning" is fucking and "local" means asshole of a gay man. Example: "dat sugar plum has a juicy local ama burn it"
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:20:36 PM No.212626179
starship honkers
starship honkers
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>>212624358
RICOS BUTT SEX
BURN LOCAL
YOU APES WANNA FREEZE GLOBAL FOREVER
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:40:03 PM No.212626627
>>212623939 (OP)
I must be behind. Whats with this meme? Is it related to a movie he is doing?
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 4:43:29 PM No.212626712
BigBMVP
BigBMVP
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Big B Burn Local Army represent
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:10:18 PM No.212627409
>>212626627
I think its just a fun meme. Board culture and all that.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:11:38 PM No.212627452
>>212623939 (OP)
Burn Local is the male version of astrology and tarot cards. It's empty nonsense pretending it's saying something.
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Anonymous
7/12/2025, 5:13:59 PM No.212627513
311060_v9_bd
311060_v9_bd
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>>212627452
This is a violation + yalls a straight hater. It's a way of life