Thread 212624849

If English women are so ugly, how come they have the hottest actresses?

Th "ugly brit" meme was invented by seething brownoids.

>>212624849 (OP)
Natalie Dormer was the hottest woman I've ever seen until she showed her pancake tits and I lost all attraction to her.

saddest tits in hollywood besides maggie gyllenhaal

>>212624871
they were fine back in 2007 on The Tudors

theres plenty of beautiful women here, its just that the ugly ones are so abhorrent that they tint your eyesight with shit every time you see them. it helps that women in my age group (early 20s) are way way better looking on average than any group id seen before, so the tint gets wiped off pretty quickly

>>212624849 (OP)
english women are ugly
all those english actors come from wealthy families. they're all descendants from normans, aka the french

meanwhile this is how real british women look like

>>212624871
>>212624883
Homosexuals. She could have her tits chopped OFF and i would still want to have sex with her

>>212624955
Lol the aristocrat fags are often beady eyed ugly fucks, i.e. Miranda Hart, Daisey Ridley, and Tilda Swinton. Prime Keira Knightley was gorgeous and not a Frenchfag, although you could argue her face is an expression of her Welsh genes

>>212624849 (OP)
Yes, why is that?

>>212624955
some low class britsh women are pretty hot

>>212625009
just see the average bong woman from london

>>212624870
No, they're really fucking ugly.

t. been to the UK 3 times

>>212625026
there are only brown women in London

>>212624849 (OP)
She's a Norman

>>212625043
Like Naomi Scott?

>>212625008
emily blunt often gets cited as one of >our finest but her bulging eyes and throbbing forehead vein are very off-putting

>>212624871
You gotta have some balance anon, her face is already sexo enough, if she had let's say ScarJo's body she would be too powerfull to exist.

>>212625062
She does? Some women go so weirdly overrated. Like I never understood the hype around Emma Watson, or Taylor Swift's annoying face (Murican I know but makes my point for me). Gal Gadot being beautiful is another weird one - best she ever looked was when that ww tiara hide her ugly sloping neanderthal forehead

>>212625057
>>212625062
>>212625092
And yes, Dormer is overrated as all fuck

>>212625117
show me a woman more attractive than her

british men have it good

>>212625092
gadot is unattractive because shes basically just a mannequin. her face is so devoid of any life or character that you just cant find her attractive, and her actings even worst. never understood the applause that anna taylor joy or zendaya get either, but then again i really dont know what the common consensus surrounding hollywood actresses is nowadays. i was planning bringing nicole kidman up as an example of a classic beauty, but apparently shes bogged herself so im lost. maybe we need to look to the commonwealth to find new talent

>>212625152
I literally posted one right here: >>212625008. Even a Jew like Emily Rossum is better look - this of course presumes you aren't so "WHAT BROWN EYES AND HAIR! KILL THEM ALL!" weirdo that gets a stiffy over blonde hair and light eyes alone. I recall finding Annabella Wallis like a decade ago in Peaky Blinders very attractive but maybe that's an acquired taste. Again, a decade-ago Janet Montgomery was also very attractive

>>212625037
>>212625057
>>212625078
>>212625099
I don't care what any of you anons say, she is a perfect 10. god fucking DAMN

>>212625197
Zendaya cause she got big during the woke era where blacks and halflings, even if actually talented, get a disproportionate amount of praise. Taylor-Joy... I have no clue, I have no fucking idea why Eggers has her as his muse (she was meant to be in Nosferatu too). Maybe cause her weirdo features make her wanted for artsy fartsy modelling industry weirdos and the fact her family is rich af and influential?

>>212625198
>Emily Rossum
disgusting, you should be imprisoned for that taste

>>212624849 (OP)
I would very much enjoy her smirking at my penis before we engage in the weenus.

>>212625190
>british men
>literally picked a woman that married an american
lol

>>212625198
>"WHAT BROWN EYES AND HAIR! KILL THEM ALL!"
women with blue eyes are better, deal with it

>>212625246
She looks better than Dormer.

>>212625190
>>212625152
You know that only 1 percent of one percent of British women are this attractive? The rest are just mid or worse.

>>212625278
I actually have the opinion that a green or blue iris is much better than a brown one in isolation, but overall eye area, etc. matter more. Unless you're some weirdo nordicist fetishist prime Knightley is far better than Dormer's overrated duckfaced ass.

>>212624849 (OP)

Ironically, it’s because we because we lack generic ‘model’ beauty like, say, the Italians or Swedes. Attractive British women have some minor quirk or ‘flaw’ that makes them more memorable, like smirkfu’s smirk.

>>212625324
Aren't we as a people also very guilty of tall poppy syndrome? Maybe the industry actively suppresses the odd person that is a 10/10.

>>212625289
she looks like a inbreed jew, horrible taste

>>212625190
Why does she always look old then?

>>212625242
>Maybe cause her weirdo features make her wanted for artsy fartsy modelling industry weirdos
probably, but i know even less about whatever those fashion freaks are into. also it turns out that nicole kidmans aussie, so i couldve cut the last two sentences out of my previous post lol

>>212624974
I would actually prefer that she has no tits, like Keira Knightley, than the hideous pair she has.

another one

>>212625351
Your reading comprehension is pigshit, I am not saying she's a Goddess I am saying even she looks better than overrated duckfaced fuck like Dormer. I never got the hype around during GoT and I do not get it now

>>212624883
Even worse than the chick from starship troopers?

>>212625057
She has great tits. Only porn addicted virgins say otherwise.

>>212625315
>Knightley
she has the body of a boy and zero (0) tits

>>212625369
her tits are fine

>>212625400
I am focusing on face here, anon.

>>212625400
That's why our resident homosexual pedophile anons love her so much

For me it's pic related

>>212625428
IIRC there's a scene in Atonement where she wears a tiny dress, dives into a fountain, and emerges so the thing is clinging to her skin. She had cute hips/curves.

>>212624938
The floor is so much lower for non-whites, most of the worst brit girls are just low class with poor taste and orange slapper makeup, a gym membership and a makeover would go a long way.
Diverse areas combine the worst elements of a freakshow and a zoo, the "well put together" ones are zesty fags with wide-brim hats and heeled leather boots, the "integrated" ones are wearing Canada Goose and handbags, the vast majority resemble The Walking Dead extras

>>212625384
>>212624883
>talk about terrible tits
>don't mention another british actress with terrible tits
her tits are legendary shit
makes dormer tits look like a pornstar tits

>>212625464
>pornstar tits
That's the worst you can possibly get.

>>212625430
natalie mogs her in this regard, and there is a hotter version of her named also natalie

>>212624849 (OP)
a lot of these english women are not even english

helen mirren, probably the most famous english woman comes from a family of russian oligarchs. helen mirren is not even her real name lol

>>212625490
still better than her shitty tits

>>212625507
Sorry, anon, I don't get it. I have never found Dormer beautiful - never hideous mind you because she took care of her body/health but always a bit of a weird and offputting face. It's not my thing and I never got the hype around as some 9-10/10 unless it's coming from a little freak with opinions like Varg that gets stiff over light hair and eyes alone

You guys are forgetting someone, again.

>>212625568
She also got a bit of an odd face and I don't anticipate her aging well but she sure as hell had strong as fuck sex appeal like in that running movie

>>212625463
its a shame that we got stuck with shitty diasporas. we dont get the best east asian or mena women, but we get all the grim south asians. why cant we get a few more central/south american women instead of fat east europeans and african aunties that work in care?

>>212625568
>brown eyes

>>212624849 (OP)
>continues and posts an ugly actress

Young Janet Montgomery was beautiful.

Warning: still is from a show written by some Jew guy, she is coalburning in this scene

>>212625092
>>212625197
Every female you mentioned is aesthetically beautiful but entirely devoid of any kind of overt sex appeal.
It's a strange situation, thots are promoted and celebrated in media but there is a clear firewall between Hollywood and the rest of pop culture. I assume they're appealing to a different strata of society, college-educated professional females, and building "smart, empowered" actresses who will be taken seriously

>>212625558
man. i have never had a woman that physically close to me who wasn't my mother. it looks so comfy and intimate.

>>212624849 (OP)
That is the way of things.
The English rose and the English slag.

>>212625614
yes, she is beautiful. Pretty sad that you cannot see it

>>212624955
Bitch if you're going to start talking about literally thousand year old "descendants" you might as well disregard everyone else as well. It isn't a video game with linear progression.

>>212625558
Sucks that you have to see her full face instead of the profile most of the time.

>>212624849 (OP)
How about her? She's a kino actress.

>>212624974
They're homosexual for wanting tits on a woman?
Are you insane?

>>212625464
She isn't British.

>>212625607
That mouth and teeth combo is very British. I'd say it's trademark British.

>>212625600
We are not suffering for lack of non-whites coming in from any part of the world, full stop. There's very little preventing anyone from travelling to those places if that's what they want

Upper class English genes are powerful

>>212625711
They're homosexual for finding a woman with one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen unattractive.

>>212625039
Seething Brownoid.

>>212625740
roll

>>212625719
i meant that assuming we're stuck with the quantity that we are and have no other options, id rather they be attractive and from all parts of the world rather than ugly and from bangladesh

>>212625740
Half of them aged to be shit, the other is soon to follow.

>>212625743
That's... not how homosexuality works dude.

>>212625740
I know for a fact some of these girls aren't upper class, i.e. genna coleman

>>212625740
whos this hottie?

>>212625785
Coleman is of English, Scottish, Welsh and Irish ancestry
>Welsh genes, like Keira Knightley
I swear with some of these women if they get any immediate Welsh ancestry their faces express only the dark Welsh genes.

>>212625801
Imogen Gay Poots

>>212625778
Ok even if we IGNORE the fact that her tits actually aren't bad, we're talking about a thin biological woman with a great body shape, 10/10 faces, good ass, and flawless skin. Yes, not finding her attractive makes someone's alleged heterosexuality at least open to question.

>>212625801
Imogen Poots

>>212625839
>10/10 feces
???

>>212625389
They are objectively sad tits. A girl with her frame should have perky tits.

>>212625774
Trying too hard.

>>212625772
I had hoped so but it always bears repeating, 50% of the time the next sentence involves talking about how hot those female IDF soldiers are.
But, yes, please give 5ft 8inch 190lb amazon muscle mommy with quads the size of my torso

>>212625865
Don't forget the Gay.

>>212625062
Blunt married Krasinski and that dudes sucks a thousand cocks.

>>212625740
I'll take em all, I'm hardcore.

It's an American meme. All Americans are Anglophiles, but they also have a raging jealousy of the British people and their culture.
English women are the most beautiful in the world.
Do a headcount of all the waifu's the sad virgins post on this site and I'd bet my house on the vast majority of them being British.
They also claim that British genes make you age quickly or some rot like that when they have the finest milfs and gilfs on the planet.

>blue eyes
>hot
lolno

>>212625923
>They also claim that British genes make you age quickly
I have seen this "____ age like milk" said about literally every single nationality and ethnicity on the planet

>>212625928
brown people arent allowed here

>>212625923
>but they also have a raging jealousy of the British people and their culture.
...Why? I can't see why a burger would be jealous of us unless a richfag going to Oxbridge and then living it up in the cotswolds and Mayfair but then they'd be as jealous of the American equivalents of such people

>>212625868
>They are objectively sad tits.
Small AND saggy. She's a classic undereating skinny who has never worked her upper body in her entire life

>>212625558
Kinose

>>212625740
Lucy, Rabbit. Imogen, Gemma, Alice and the lowest row are the only ones who are actually pretty and actually English.

>>212625836
VVELSH BVLLS

>>212625669
Her tits look fine here. Her face is 7/10 though, not 10/10.

>>212625295
Same as every country.

the british adult sector is also not bad

>>212625949
Frequency counts, 90% of the time it's cope from blacks who were born ugly and don't understand how light works, on this site it's mostly pajeets and chinks following their dialogue tree

>>212625997
Gemma is something like 1/6th german jewish. Still hot as fuck though.

>>212624849 (OP)
theres like hot women in every country

I want Rosamund Pike to lovingly milk my balls three times a day if you know what I mean

>>212625729
What is she thinking

>>212626036
>downloading via 28.8K modem

>>212625997
Lucy's mother is French

>>212626050
British aging is probably down to diet, alcoholism, and not having the wherewithal to wear sun block religiously in hotter countries. Like there are a lot of English people that burn or go red even in UK summers.

>>212626017
yeah that's because she has a dress holding them up

>>212626055
Lol I had a bi friend that made me watch this movie and wanted her character to win because she found her hot and I kept arguing with her that she is evil and deserved far more than a bullet only to be met with "but she's so hoooot"

>>212626083
True, they should exercise more caution in the sun, but there's no evidence to suggest that whites age worse than other races, only evidence to the contrary.
The typical 50 year old white woman looks infinitely better than a 35 year old non-white woman, on average. Not just superficially but at a structural level

>>212624849 (OP)
>If English women are so ugly, how come they have the hottest actresses?
It's a mixture of;
1) terminally online freaks who keep collections of daily mail articles like this guy >>212624955

2) the British underclass travel abroad a lot more than almost any other lower class group in the world, which gives a negative impression

English roses are a very real thing.
It isn't just looking pretty either, it's good breeding and educating too. They tend to speak and hold themselves in a very refined and delicate manner.

>>212624870
>Th "ugly brit" meme was invented by seething brownoids.

Actually it was invented by the Irish who are orders of magnitude whiter and better looking than Brits.

>>212626073
It's too hot for modems to work

>>212626016
>look exotic to the english but appeal to anglophilic foreigners
Not a bad deal, all told. I'd still prefer to have green eyes though.

legs

It’s just one of those jokes invented years ago, that then were turned into memes, and to now in which a gullible minority assumes any memes are true

There’s no point asking or engaging with people like that, it’s like debating Islam being shit with a Muslim. Evidence is irrelevant to them

>>212626127
>It isn't just looking pretty either, it's good breeding and educating too.
Right now I'd say it's a split between girls like that that are sweethearts and ones that are so pampered and inundated with girlboss bs and being talked up so much that they end trashy (met girls like that at university who's families own fucking stables with their personal horses)

>>212626074
England's father was French, so what?

>>212626186
>England's father was French
Denmark is probably more accurate

>>212624955
I've seen this exact same post with the opposite claim, that ugly English are from Norman stock

>>212625740
>All these mixed girls
>All these girls with american parents
Lol

>>212626123
>The typical 50 year old white woman looks infinitely better than a 35 year old non-white woman

Poppppppppfffffffttttttttt way to put yourself as having zero experience. Son… you don’t understand women. You’ve let the Jews mindfuck you into thinking race matters more than FIFTEEN years…

Average 35 is nowhere near reaching menopause. Many 50 year old white women have arrived at menopause. There is nothing that so brutalizes a woman’s looks. Their pussies dry up.

>>212626074
No, both her parents are British. It's true her mother has a French sound maiden name but that's not uncommon in the UK

>>212624870
No, you fags are just ugly

>>212625801
Imagine Poop

>>212626233
>t. LLM prompted in Hindi

>>212625928
You're right, hot is an understatement.

>>212626233
Have you seen a typical black, brown, or asian by age 35? They might as well be 100

>>212626242
no it genuinely comes across as butthurt because you can't get a british girl

certain foreigners online make hating england their entire personality it's very sad, they are usually brown

>>212626242
NTA but England has really extreme contrasts. You get some of the most beautiful places you can imagine that has been built by humans next to disgusting hellscapes, and the inhabitants of the country reflect this. Beautiful, beautiful people living next to hobbling obese orcs

>>212624849 (OP)
elle fanning is british?

>>212625712
Nobody cares paddies
You fuckers are all the same. Oliver won

>>212625839
No it doesn't. Can you even define in concrete terms what a homosexual is?

>>212626220
Who there has "American parents"?

>>212626281
Nta anon but Indians, even rich ones from private education institutions in Delhi, have a hell of an issue with their nasiolabial folds.

>>212626306
Triggered much?

>>212624870
Familiarity breed contempt, it's mostly indians and pakis. These are people who would rather put a boy (or any readily available animal) in a dress and makeup than fuck their own women, I'll add.

>>212626294
bro we all look the same, you couldn't tell the difference beyond fashion choices

>>212626317
Only one I can say for certainity is Haley Atwell (she's partially Native American, actually)

british beauty doesnt manifest itself in actresses, it presents itself through gameshow hosts

>>212624870
Just like the dumb blonde stereotype was invented by jews

>>212626048
Lol you're actually gonna say this unironically?

I think Natalie was the only person in this planet to make this stupid haircut work.

Bong women are either 1/10 NORF FC abominations or 10/10 hotties.
Nothing in between.

>>212626220
>mixed girls
Wouldn't the fact that they wound up beautiful prove his point about upper class English genes?

>>212626313
Is this literally your first day on 4chan or what's going on here

I'm not sincerely suggesting the two anons are actual homosexuals, you humorless fucking redditor. I'm saying that their taste in women is so poor that they might as WELL be homosexuals.
I mean, they probably are gay, but I have no evidence for that theory other than the fact that they post on /tv/.

>>212626389
No, it doesn't work. Not even she can make it work.
I'm so glad that stupid trend died though.

British women are underrated while French women are overrated

>>212626330
I'm not the one who's triggered over the name Oliver
Lol

>>212626428
I've been on here since 06 and you're moving the goalpost over a simple question.

>>212626402
Ella is not even fucking british mate
She's african and polish lol

>>212626463
>no u!

>>212626461
who are some modern french beauties? lea seydoux is the only one i know

>>212626503
then why does she speak with an upper class British accent anon?

>>212626512
don't get me wrong there are lots of good looking French actresses and stuff, but in reality the average French and British person is very similar in phenotype, but people pretend French women are beautiful while British women are monsters

>>212626496
I'm not moving anything. My post was saying that Natalie Dormer is a woman of peak hotness, so finding her unattractive must mean that the anons clearly are not attracted to women.
>hurr durr muh asexuals
Shut up, no one cares. If you don't like women then I can only assume you like to download Grindr and get TOPPED.

>>212626567
Go reread the first posts you made chimping out over anons not finding her attractive like you do and calling them homosexual for it.
>>212624974
>>212625743
I asked you simply to define homosexuality and now you're talking about asexuals for some reason.

>>212626570
>career is more dead than the tories
Why?

>>212625021
This is sad. I hate when pretty girls do this sort of shit but it's my fault for expecting too much.

>>212626679
I do not know how I can more clearly explain to you that my posts were not meant to be taken literally. How severe is your autism?

But, since you ARE autistic and not going to let this go, yes, I am aware that a homosexual man is a man who is attracted exclusively to other men.

>>212626768
>I am aware that a homosexual man is a man who is attracted exclusively to other men.
There we go. Was that so hard?
Now you should understand that words have meaning and using them flippantly to assert some opinion you have is bad.
Have a good day.

>>212626389
>>212626460
My dear dear friends I wouldn't count a life well lived unless you've at least once experienced the thrill of fucking a bpd slut with one of those half-buzz cuts
The experience of having plenty of hair to pull on and smell whilst also being able to grip their bare, beautiful smooth scalp and have their head in your complete control as you pound her raw... there's nothing quite like it!

>>212626910
I'm not a sexpest so I'm good bro

>>212625964
>Why?
If their ancestors hadn't been retards they would have been born there and they would have had it all.
They would have been whiter, smarter, more handsome, more polite, funnier.
Instead they're surrounded by browns, blacks, and are ruled by jews.
They're caught between loving the British and being eternally jealous of them.
It's why they're always seething and whining on the internet. They have entire sites like this one devoted to it.

>>212626689
Hollywood doesn't want her

her husband is also a good looking gentleman.

Thread is much better than brit/pol as they are all virgins and gaybods in that general who hate women due to the inability to get fanny or like using mens recums as masturbatory aides.

>>212627033
disgusting creature. Hard to believe it is the same race as natalie

>>212626833
Is that Kim Wilde?

>>212625190
Innit

>>212625152
I literally can’t she’s pure sex

>>212625928
No one buys brown colored contacts

>>212626964
Hmmm, this actually does make sense. The world hates Americans and sees them as loud fat and obnoxious.

>>212627033
>Margaret Constance Williams was born in Bristol, England, on 15 April 1997 to Gary Williams and Hilary Frances (née Pitt), a university course administrator who later gave up her job to support her daughter's acting career. Williams' parents divorced when she was four months old. The youngest of four siblings—James, Beth and Ted—Williams was raised by her mother and stepfather in a three-bedroom council house in the village of Clutton, Somerset.
>Williams went to Clutton Primary School and Norton Hill School in Midsomer Norton.
>She left school at 14 years old partly due to the successful start of her acting career. She was then home educated, but did not take any GCSEs.

>>212625928
your eyes are the same color as my poop lol

90% of them are mixed with something else, not pure britoid

>>212626291
>certain foreigners online make hating england their entire personality it's very sad, they are usually brown
Not all Americans are brown. Some of them are black.

>>212627517
There is no such thing as "pure" anything

>>212627597
What about the undiluted pure Ameriseethe in this thread?

>>212627517
this means nothing

>>212624849 (OP)
She's irish or something.

>>212627710
same difference

>>212624870
>oi luv com owva heya

>>212627710
No she isn't

I don't think people claim britbongs are ugly, they just have fucked up nightmare-fuel grills.

The thing that baffles me about this proposition is that it's mostly Anglos of different nationalities, primarily Americans, saying it. Are they not aware that they're mostly identical genetically? At least English women are a little slimmer.

>>212627848
that's more an american stereotype because they're obsessed with veneers, our dental standards are the same as the rest of europe

>>212627848
That's also a myth

>>212627881
I don't know, every BBC show I've watched like top gear has some asshole with yellow rot on their teeth. Maybe it's a boomer thing.

>>212627874
Burgers have this narrative that anybody genetically worth anything left the UK for America during the colonial period to something like the beginning of the 20th century. So even if we are ethnically the same they we still hate on us from what is essentially the POV of a eugenicist

>>212624955
Now show us what your women look like, Rajesh.

the ultimate in Bong genetics

>>212627946
I've heard that retarded narrative before, but I thought it wasn't a common one.

>>212627921
You're basically agreeing with him: British people working in showbiz tend to be more normal looking while in the USA 99% of actors have veneers

it's normal for old men to have yellow teeth, your reference for what's normal has been warped by showbiz standards

>>212627874
>>212627946
An American here once argued with me that they don't speak English over there but American. Because, he said, they do things a lil bit differently there like dropping the u from certain words (flavour, favour, neighbourhood, etc.) and they don't understand British idioms or terms like fag = cigarette, nonce = pedo, etc.

>>212628034
it's just banter m8

>>212628034
Did you explain to him the concept of a dialect?

>>212626349
>Chief Anon says his rivals for prime Hayley Atwell should be like buffalo on prairie: driven to the verge of extinction!

>>212626503
>>212626402
Ella is an funny case as her mother's parents were Jamaicans who happened to have a child in Britain whom they immediately left behind. So genetically Ella is a Jamaican-Polish mix whose connection to the British is that "my parents lived there when I was born".

>>212626547
>then why does she speak with an upper class British accent anon?
Polish aristocrat father with estates in the UK.

>>212628072
Who knows. He was pretty impassioned and getting angry with me but, then again, I have shitposted as an angry fuck many times. I've reaped plenty of (You)s from LARPing as a blackpilling intransigent incel

I lived in the UK, France, Germany and Italy.
France mogs the living fuck out of these countries. Germany and Italy are tied for second but for different reasons.
The UK is absolutely at the bottom of the barrel.
I swear >>212627966 is an arthurian witch who drained the beauty if the whole country for herself with a generational curse.

>>212628009
> it's normal for old men to have yellow teeth
In Britain, yeah. You sound desperate to build a false narrative around this. Why?

>>212628085
Yes, or that you may as well say southerners don't speak the same language as people from the west coast because of local slang. Didn't go over so well. Every nation has their particular flavour of retards - in the case of the USA their retards basically seem to be aggressively intransigent and self centred to the point I can buy the idea some of them insist Americans speak American. I still totally believe this online anecdote I encountered once where during some tour guide thing in Athens the American tourist corrected the guide and said democracy is from America rather than Greece.

>>212628149
you're trying too hard to bait but it's not working

>>212628124
You're a smelly incel who rarely ever leaves his house. I guarantee you haven't lived in any of those countries, you probably haven't even visited them because you can't afford the plane ticket