>>212624927 (OP)Meat log, zipper tits and a Vanity Fair cover with him in a wife beater and a crew cut espousing his bravery.
>>212624964This. Cunt has the exact same phenotype as my aunt who is the craziest, most despicable being that has ever had the misfortune of being born.
>>212624964I knew a guy whose sister spent years getting a meat log and then it literally fell off
>>212625012should've used gorilla glue
>>212624927 (OP)Sweaty techno hippie sex with me like in A Murder at the End of the World.
Why are dyke-esque girls so kino for penis in vagina straight sex?
>>212624927 (OP)to become my wife (she/her)
>>212624927 (OP)This image is viscerally attractive to me. I want to nimble on her feet and bite her skin.
>>212624927 (OP)dressed as a dude so I can have sex with her/him
>>212624964>>212624985>>212624990>>212625012i hate redditchuds like this so fucking much man...always some retard buzzword vomitter and then a bunch of brainless NPCs patting him on the back in agreement. Absolutely fucking sickening.
>>212624927 (OP)She looks like a mixture of Joey King and that DAD'S GOOGLE HISTORY girl
Making her lady bits ready for BBC
>>212624927 (OP)My god look at those hairy armpits