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Anonymous No.212628075 >>212628128 >>212628168 >>212628268 >>212628414 >>212628620 >>212628621 >>212628642 >>212628923 >>212630037 >>212630342 >>212630677 >>212630940 >>212630984 >>212631711 >>212633840 >>212635838 >>212635851 >>212636793 >>212636926 >>212636991 >>212637186 >>212639770 >>212640763 >>212640794 >>212640966 >>212641212 >>212641272 >>212641540 >>212642154 >>212642457 >>212642996 >>212643083 >>212643155 >>212643408 >>212643552 >>212644049 >>212645529 >>212645683 >>212645979 >>212648304 >>212648637 >>212649525 >>212650215 >>212651340 >>212651695 >>212653627 >>212654220 >>212654812
>drunk, freshly fucked monkegirl cameo at the end

my fucking dick

based Gunn
Anonymous No.212628128 >>212628169 >>212628226 >>212628304 >>212628359 >>212628414 >>212628642 >>212628727 >>212628860 >>212628923 >>212629736 >>212630243 >>212630342 >>212631711 >>212632880 >>212633033 >>212633313 >>212633594 >>212635851 >>212636166 >>212636773 >>212636991 >>212640711 >>212641212 >>212642523 >>212642710 >>212642770 >>212642996 >>212643155 >>212643447 >>212643472 >>212644217 >>212645533 >>212646275 >>212646518 >>212647589 >>212651270 >>212655054 >>212655840 >>212655981
>>212628075 (OP)
cutest supergirl ever.
Anonymous No.212628156 >>212628240 >>212628595 >>212637389 >>212640840 >>212648711
>best superman movie ever
>it's just basically marvel
Anonymous No.212628168 >>212628302 >>212630184 >>212630460
>>212628075 (OP)
>freshly fucked
what a girl looks like after a session with Seung-Ho and Hao Xuimen
Anonymous No.212628169
>>212628128
directing/animation looks awful
Anonymous No.212628226 >>212628246
>>212628128
>dog smells it and promptly rapes her
uhh based?
Anonymous No.212628240 >>212628553 >>212633752 >>212637389
>>212628156
>how dare a movie about a comic book character be like a comic book
fuck off
Anonymous No.212628246 >>212628704
>>212628226
canadian detected.
Anonymous No.212628268 >>212628463 >>212628642
>>212628075 (OP)
She’s adorable.
Anonymous No.212628302 >>212628495
>>212628168
Anonymous No.212628304 >>212630677
>>212628128
>that outfit
>that monke
>that dog
this supergirl movie is going to make a billion dollars, screencap this
Anonymous No.212628359
>>212628128
My golden retriever used to play with me like this when I was a kid. Cute girl cute scene.
Anonymous No.212628414 >>212628485
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
fuck she is such a natural beauty, Gunn is so fucking based casting a white-as-snow Eastern European girl to play a white character.
BASED GUNN.
Anonymous No.212628427 >>212635954
she looks like she had a weekend of BBC
Anonymous No.212628458 >>212628642 >>212645744
gunn is gooner fr
Anonymous No.212628463
>>212628268
>when you weigh 120lbs and you've had three glasses of champagne in the limo over
Anonymous No.212628485 >>212628585 >>212628589
>>212628414
Isnt she an aussie?
Anonymous No.212628495 >>212636714
>>212628302
i'll suck their cocks, they look great. asian men are very beautiful.
Anonymous No.212628533 >>212628966 >>212629195 >>212630563
>thanks for taking care of my dog, bitch
I'm in love
Anonymous No.212628553 >>212629119
>>212628240
yeah, it should be like a movie first retard
Anonymous No.212628585
>>212628485
>British criminal rape baby
same thing
Anonymous No.212628589 >>212628667 >>212630492
>>212628485
australians don't look like that
ethnically she is eastern euro
Anonymous No.212628595 >>212631219 >>212651941
>>212628156
>best superman movie ever
>it's just basically marvel
Feige seems to have a weird hangup about superheros and alcohol. He even shut down Tony Stark's alcoholism storyline.
Anonymous No.212628620 >>212629129
>>212628075 (OP)
wouldnt kara know if they were sent on a mission to destroy and enslave humanity?? why does superman act like the video from his parents is all he knows? he literally has a kryptonian cousin who lived on krypton
Anonymous No.212628621 >>212629207 >>212632988 >>212633293
>>212628075 (OP)
She obnoxiously called Superman a bitch in his own house after he graciously watched over her unruly dog who trashed his damn Fortress.

Why would we want to spend 2 hours with this spoiled entitled drunk brat next year when she emasculates her elders and disrespects her own relatives??

Terrible introduction. No idea what Gunn was thinking here.
Anonymous No.212628642 >>212628685
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
>>212628268
>>212628458
Painfully average.
Anonymous No.212628667
>>212628589
she looks like the most stereotypical australian girl I've ever seen
Anonymous No.212628682 >>212628982
Supergirls a drunk?
Anonymous No.212628685 >>212628705 >>212628955 >>212630630 >>212655126
>>212628642
like you wouldn't fuck her at the drop of a hat
Anonymous No.212628704 >>212633172
>>212628246
>white woman
>blonde
I need no further proof.
Anonymous No.212628705 >>212628757
>>212628685
and? that wouldn't change his rating retard
Anonymous No.212628727
>>212628128
jesus christ, she's so fucking ugly
Anonymous No.212628757 >>212628843 >>212653732
>>212628705
oh yeah? well FUCK YOU. YOU are the retard. bitch basterd bloody bechnod... FUCK
Anonymous No.212628843
>>212628757
you're alright rajesh. just stand a little further back will ya hahaha
Anonymous No.212628860
>>212628128
You just know.
Anonymous No.212628923
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128

HOW DID JAMES GUNN MAKE MONKEY GIRL ACTUALLY LOOK HOT?!
Anonymous No.212628955
>>212628685
anon, fucking monkeys is how AIDS started
Anonymous No.212628959 >>212629183
Kryptonians can get drunk?
Anonymous No.212628966
>>212628533
I thought it was "dick".
Anonymous No.212628982 >>212637163
>>212628682
no, she's australian, she showed up to set like that (normal day for her) and they just started filming
Anonymous No.212629119
>>212628553
and it should be based on the source material faggot
Anonymous No.212629129
>>212628620
maybe Kara's parents had different values/beliefs.
Anonymous No.212629183
>>212628959
She went to a red sun system to get drunk because they can't get drunk with yellow suns. That's why Superman was taking care of her dog during the movie
Anonymous No.212629195
>>212628533
Bro what? Why are you nerds like this?
Anonymous No.212629207
>>212628621
being rude to a relative in that manner shows how close they are. they are like friends.
if they were overly nice to each other and respectful it would mean they aren't close.
Anonymous No.212629212
I don't like slut Kara. She is supposed to be pure
Anonymous No.212629736
>>212628128
>Krypto leads her away
Anonymous No.212629850 >>212629977
Anonymous No.212629977
>>212629850
what a gay
Anonymous No.212630037 >>212630084 >>212630111
>>212628075 (OP)
>Haha, look - here is our drunk slut Slutergirl! Isn't it funny?!
Anonymous No.212630084
>>212630037
Yes
Anonymous No.212630111
>>212630037
it was pretty memorable.
Anonymous No.212630184
>>212628168
Nobody knows who those 4" ricecels are, gooky
Anonymous No.212630243
>>212628128
just imagine her getting knotted by superdog.
Anonymous No.212630342 >>212630490 >>212649730
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
Anonymous No.212630460
>>212628168
chinks did this?
Anonymous No.212630490
>>212630342
holy sexo
Anonymous No.212630492 >>212630661 >>212654987
>>212628589
>just casually making shit up
Anonymous No.212630563 >>212630718 >>212631052
>>212628533
She's a child
Anonymous No.212630630
>>212628685
Yeah, I'd fuck an average chick. What's that supposed to prove?
Anonymous No.212630661 >>212630711 >>212655132
>>212630492
takes a lot of balls to live through life with the name Allcock
Anonymous No.212630677 >>212630734 >>212630758 >>212633351 >>212643961 >>212649433
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628304
explain "monke"
t. esl
Anonymous No.212630711
>>212630661
allcock noballs
Anonymous No.212630718
>>212630563
she monke
Anonymous No.212630734
>>212630677
she has a chimp-like face in an endearing way (for now)
Anonymous No.212630758
>>212630677
she monke
Anonymous No.212630940 >>212631127 >>212653750
>>212628075 (OP)
For your immediate consideration
Anonymous No.212630984 >>212631034
>>212628075 (OP)
Looks like a female Heath Ledger.
Anonymous No.212631034
>>212630984
Anonymous No.212631052
>>212630563
>she's only 25 years old, you sick fuck!
Anonymous No.212631127 >>212631229
>>212630940
Isn't she like 50 now
Anonymous No.212631219
>>212628595
Feige was right. MCU Tony Stark is the best most likeable version of the character ever made.
Anonymous No.212631229 >>212631372 >>212636753
>>212631127
Now?
Anonymous No.212631372
>>212631229
oh I misread it as Elizabeth Cuthbert.
Anonymous No.212631711 >>212631977 >>212632139 >>212632152 >>212632703 >>212632928 >>212634769
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
>cutest supergirl ever
Did you fake capekino fans seriously forget that the CW's Supergirl looks like this?
Anonymous No.212631977 >>212632087 >>212633818
>>212631711
not cute
Anonymous No.212632087 >>212633818
>>212631977
I agree shes not cute, shes BEAUTIFUL
Anonymous No.212632139
>>212631711
>necc
Anonymous No.212632152
>>212631711
Super Felicity
Anonymous No.212632703 >>212632759 >>212633818 >>212636415
>>212631711
that show was 300% carried by the charisma of the actress. she was adorable. (300% because the rest of that show was 200% terrible)

it was amazing how much of an abysmal garbage mess that show was, yet that actress they hired for the main role compensated for it all somehow. it was truly... a super power
Anonymous No.212632759
>>212632703
>and I wanted to fuck her, Summer
oh really??
Anonymous No.212632880
>>212628128
You just know
Anonymous No.212632928 >>212633818
>>212631711
Isn't she a lesbian in the show
Anonymous No.212632988
>>212628621
HEY SANJAY CAN YOU PLAY THAT SONG
Anonymous No.212633033 >>212633263 >>212633287 >>212642611 >>212645890
>>212628128
How can any adult man watch this absolute slop unironically? This is Youtube fan movie tier.
Anonymous No.212633172 >>212633935
>>212628704
correction: brown canadian detected
i need no further proof
Anonymous No.212633263
>>212633033
Major complaint about this movie that it feels like it's for kids, the complete polar opposite of Man of Stee;.
Anonymous No.212633287
>>212633033
You wouldn’t get it
Anonymous No.212633293 >>212633394 >>212640897 >>212641027
>>212628621
because Gunn is actually a good writer he understands that giving every single character the same "stoic, heroic" personality is a terrible idea. we just have to understand why she is like she is.

explaining how she ALSO isn't culturally Kryptonian and intent on conquering Earth is going to be tricky though.
Anonymous No.212633313
>>212628128
IS THAT A HECKING WHOLESOME SUPERDOGGERINO?? OH MY HECKING WHOLESOMENESS THIS IS OUR HECKING SUPERPERSON FELLOW MILLENNIALS
Anonymous No.212633351 >>212633429
>>212630677
she cute and also she monke, go fuck yourself esl
Anonymous No.212633394
>>212633293
As if modern superheroes arent all a bunch of insufferable quip spouters that you end up rooting against.
A stoic heroic superhero would be something fresh these days.

All I thought watching this is how much I wanted Superman to get his ass kicked.
And that's probably going to be the same for Supergirl.
Anonymous No.212633429 >>212633504
>>212633351
She's a 3/10 with a cheap blonde hair dye and a nigger's facial structure.
Anonymous No.212633504
>>212633429
its not dye you are esl she's a cute monke end of story
Anonymous No.212633594 >>212636988
>>212628128
Why don't they repopulate the Krytonia race? Are the stupid?
Anonymous No.212633752 >>212633976
>>212628240
>every comic book is the characters quipping back and forth
Fucking kill yourself you dumb cocksucker.
Anonymous No.212633818 >>212636415 >>212640723
>>212631977
>t.retard
>>212632087
>>212632703
Agreed 300%
>>212632928
That only makes her hotter
Anonymous No.212633840 >>212634593 >>212646393
>>212628075 (OP)
If superman had sex with anyone their bodies would explode into pink myst unless he held back. Same for supergirl. The only real way he is able to fuck is if he fucks his cousin.
Anonymous No.212633935 >>212643123 >>212654139
>>212633172
Do you have a problem with that? Yes I'm an Indian immigrant what's wrong with that? I was just making a joke and you made all racist
This is why I jerk off to your mother's OF bitch
Anonymous No.212633976 >>212634339
>>212633752
this movie actually isn't very quip heavy. I was surprised.
Anonymous No.212634339 >>212634397 >>212654170
>>212633976
there's so much shit going on they almost don't have time for "well that just happened" shenanigans.
Anonymous No.212634397
>>212634339
yeah and the comedy is mostly character or situation based as a result, like Jimmy Olsen trying to hide how not-into Lex's gf he is. it worked pretty well.
Anonymous No.212634420 >>212634695
Supergirl grew up on Krypton, so canonically she's evil and getting creampied daily to pop out half-breeds as per Kryptonian custom
Anonymous No.212634509
>super cameoman
Anonymous No.212634593 >>212635732
>>212633840
remember that Game of Thrones moment, where Mandalorian was fighting the giant guy, and wound up getting his head crushed? I was shocked! and for a minute I was re-winding it, and watching it over and over, as if it was a live sporting event, trying to figure out HOW he "messed up" by getting too close.

after a few times, I laughed. it's not a sporting event! it's a SHOW! I was taking it so seriously! hilarious.

Yes, technically, by the laws of physics they introduced by making him invincible and strong, it would only take a small moment of passion for Superman to squish anybody. but... it's, not reality. it's a show.

(Super Puppy would have destroyed Luthor at the end when he did the Hulk-smashes-Loki maneuver to him. but he didn't. 'cause it was a show.)
Anonymous No.212634695
>>212634420
She's likely getting creampied by Lobo, based on the fact that he'll be in her movie.
Anonymous No.212634769 >>212634958 >>212636415 >>212655523
>>212631711
Anonymous No.212634958 >>212635641
>>212634769
That's not neck kino. It's sinewy and will look like shit by 30.
Anonymous No.212635155
I just know they're going to fuck up Woman Of Tomorrow
Anonymous No.212635641
>>212634958
She was already over 30 there. Sorry tranny, I know beautiful women trigger you, but we can't all play along with your fantasy world. Benoist is a goddess.
Anonymous No.212635732 >>212636265
>>212634593
dude wtf lol are you crazy?
Anonymous No.212635838
>>212628075 (OP)
What would drunk sex with Kara be like?
Anonymous No.212635851
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
yup, same reaction from me
Anonymous No.212635954
>>212628427
based and agreed
Anonymous No.212636166
>>212628128
KNOTTED
Anonymous No.212636265 >>212636857
>>212635732
I was for a hot minute. but I realized it and brought it back. I was able to laugh about it, too

it was a life moment of realization. stop being such a nerd and try to just enjoy a show for what it is.

no more "how does the Star Trek transporter work?!" it just does, okay?... yeah! it IS okay!
Anonymous No.212636415 >>212636464 >>212636596 >>212637042 >>212637305 >>212637489 >>212643257
>>212632703
>>212633818
>>212634769
Anonymous No.212636464 >>212636506 >>212636596 >>212637042
>>212636415
Anonymous No.212636506 >>212636596 >>212636748 >>212637042
>>212636464
Anonymous No.212636596 >>212640168 >>212642584
>>212636415
>>212636464
>>212636506
>wearing a condom
Some pussies need to fucked raw.
Anonymous No.212636714
>>212628495
You're a waste of oxygen, seek a cliff.
Anonymous No.212636748
>>212636506
Anonymous No.212636753
>>212631229
Now take your AI horseshit and jump off a cliff, street shitter.
Anonymous No.212636773
>>212628128
wow this film looks terrible
Anonymous No.212636793
>>212628075 (OP)
No sleeveless armpit flashing Supergirl like in IJ2?
Just throw the script away
Anonymous No.212636857
>>212636265
ur fat.
Anonymous No.212636926 >>212636977 >>212637029 >>212638259 >>212639522 >>212655895
>>212628075 (OP)
>Superhuman
>affected by alcohol
wat
Anonymous No.212636977 >>212637013
>>212636926
>alcohol

Who said it was alcohol?
Anonymous No.212636988
>>212633594
Maybe Kryptonian inbreeding has more disastrous implications than human inbreeding?
Anonymous No.212636991 >>212637052
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
I bet you'd want to date her, fags
Anonymous No.212637013
>>212636977
The OP.
Anonymous No.212637029
>>212636926
goes to planets with red suns to get drunk
Anonymous No.212637042 >>212637124
>>212636415
>>212636464
>>212636506
fake and gay
Anonymous No.212637052
>>212636991
>date her

I want to marry her.
Anonymous No.212637124 >>212642558
>>212637042
So she make fakes and planted on her own iphone before they fappening hack?
Anonymous No.212637163
>>212628982
ngl i would impregnate her in a heartbeat
Anonymous No.212637186 >>212655998
>>212628075 (OP)
>no gag reflex
>no pain from anal
>can fuck you while floating in the air
Anonymous No.212637305
>>212636415
Very close to perfection, though I'd like a bit more bush.
Anonymous No.212637389 >>212637595 >>212639460
>>212628240
>>212628156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzBKTW3SZ8Q
Anonymous No.212637489
>>212636415
small dick
Anonymous No.212637595 >>212639553
>>212637389
What the hells goin on with her wall
Anonymous No.212638259 >>212638406
>>212636926
it's cosmic alcohol, it's a lot stronger than earth alcohol
Anonymous No.212638406
>>212638259
It would be more believable if it were watered down kryptonite.
Anonymous No.212639460
>>212637389
Why are people shilling Nerdrotic so much
Anonymous No.212639522 >>212640372
>>212636926
The movie literally fucking explains this. Kryptonians get their superhuman strength from Earth's yellow sun, on Krypton and other planets with red suns, they are basically flying humans.

The movie outright states that she goes to a planet with a red sun to party because it allows her to get drunk.
Anonymous No.212639553
>>212637595
It's a mural of a countryside scene, you can see a barn there above the fireplace.
Anonymous No.212639770
>>212628075 (OP)
She monke
Anonymous No.212640168
>>212636596
>Caring about whether another man is wearing a condom and being sure to check his cock in a picture that's 90% focused on an absolute goddess of a naked woman
You might be the biggest faggot I've ever seen.
Anonymous No.212640372 >>212640680
>>212639522
>redditspacing
>enraged someone hasn't watched a movie that just came out and is only going from OP
Isn't it time to walk your customers dog?
Anonymous No.212640680 >>212640923
>>212640372
>le reddit spacing!!!
you're the one who needs to go back. to middle school, that is. it's called a line break you mong
Anonymous No.212640711 >>212646420 >>212646488
>>212628128
Anonymous No.212640723
>>212633818
isn't that the mc's temporary gf in whiplash
Anonymous No.212640763
>>212628075 (OP)
>Freshly fucked
>Gets off to that
CΓΌck
Anonymous No.212640794
>>212628075 (OP)
>the boobs in the movie are all costume padding
Aaaaaaaannnnnnd dropped.
Anonymous No.212640840 >>212642771 >>212656110
>>212628156
I mean the bar for superman movies is pretty low.
And a more joking jovial tone fits superman better than grimdark.

Only thing I'd note is they took the criticism of "superman doesn't save people!" a bit too hard. The constant cut aways to him flying out to save people seemed a bit too intentional. Just a few would have done the trick without beating you over the head with it.
Anonymous No.212640897 >>212641532
>>212633293
>explaining how she ALSO isn't culturally Kryptonian and intent on conquering Earth is going to be tricky though.
Because she was a rebellious teenager. And unlike clark she can't have a harem, she'd be getting fucked by a bunch of inferior earthlings.
Her job was the protect superman so HE could take over. There's no reason for her to defile her uterus.
Anonymous No.212640923
>>212640680
>to middle school, that is.
...
Anonymous No.212640966
>>212628075 (OP)
how you know she's fugged. Maybe she just likes getting drunk
Anonymous No.212641027
>>212633293
>explaining how she ALSO isn't culturally Kryptonian and intent on conquering Earth is going to be tricky though.

she didn't live on krypton dipshit she lived in some kind of blown off chunk of it people clung to to survive.

If you insist it took me 2 second to come up with Jor-El was a a dick who helped bring his planet to destruction while Kara's family was the black sheep fighting against him. Easy. Can do 10 other scenarios as well.
Anonymous No.212641212 >>212649083
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
It's not like we every got particularly attractive brown women during the woke era but, goddamn, an average pretty white girl absolutely blows the best they have to offer out of the water
Anonymous No.212641272
>>212628075 (OP)
I will now watch your movie.
Anonymous No.212641532
>>212640897
I'd agree. Rebellious teenager saying "Fuck it, I'm leaving, I'm not taking over worlds like my culture says to. I'm gonna go get drunk and have fun. Humans are boring and squishy."
It would also make sense for her calling Clark a bitch if she was basically a superpowered brat and Clark tolerates her occasionally because she's his only living blood relative.
Monke can play spoiled brat really well.
"I just want to eat cake, drink wine, and fly wherever I want with my dragon."
Well, she's got most of her wish except a flying dog instead of a dragon. Needs to go from brat to reluctant hero though by the end of her movie. Not fully, but at least start towards it.
Anonymous No.212641540
>>212628075 (OP)
I didn’t like her calling Clark a bitch that felt excessive
Anonymous No.212641995
Her movie needs an upskirt scene. IT NEEDS IT.
Anonymous No.212642114 >>212642314
Can you post an English audio clip of the drunk scene
Anonymous No.212642154
>>212628075 (OP)
Reminder the monke girl said she was fine going nude in game of thrones but the directors or whatever decided to not do it.
Anonymous No.212642299
Can they make the Supergirl movie 18 rated so they can have a scene with her naked pls
Anonymous No.212642314 >>212642360
>>212642114
filesDOTcatbox.moe/vnmg0k.mp4
Anonymous No.212642321
Wife
Anonymous No.212642360
>>212642314
Thank you
Anonymous No.212642457
>>212628075 (OP)
She likes it ruff
Anonymous No.212642515
Her movie should have a scene with her dancing around in her underwear.
Anonymous No.212642523
>>212628128
Remember: lots of women in Hollywood are average, they are just skinny so they seem hotter. They don't have the extra 10-30 pounds that most American women have.

That girl + 20lbs. is any blonde pregnancy weight wife in the suburbs.
Anonymous No.212642558
>>212637124
would prefer if the monke had nudes desu
Anonymous No.212642584
>>212636596
"okay babe, I got the pictures so you can get viral up-doots, can I take this thing off now?"
"you better!"
Anonymous No.212642597 >>212642671
Is it just me or does she have a sort of somewhat down syndrome looking face?
Anonymous No.212642611
>>212633033
most grown men are infantile now.
Anonymous No.212642633 >>212642699
Is there a word for where you don't like someone at first but the more you are exposed to them you start liking them?
Anonymous No.212642671
>>212642597
its FAS my nigga
Anonymous No.212642699 >>212642726
>>212642633
Pascaling.
Anonymous No.212642710
>>212628128
YJK
Anonymous No.212642726
>>212642699
post link to definition
Anonymous No.212642770 >>212642871
>>212628128
why is she drunk? can kryptonians get drunk?
Anonymous No.212642771
>>212640840
Him saving people is the only part of the action scenes I care about honestly. I want to see Superman save a squirrel I don't care about him punching niggas through buildings and shit
Anonymous No.212642836 >>212642950
What is she wearing under the skirt? Panties or some sort of shorts? Analyse the scene frame by frame please.
Anonymous No.212642871 >>212643111 >>212648883
>>212642770
in the movie its stated that she goes to party on planets with red suns because on earth kryptonians cant get drunk due to the yellow sun messing with their metabolism
Anonymous No.212642919 >>212642941
who wore it better?
Anonymous No.212642941
>>212642919
the younger one, obviously
Anonymous No.212642948 >>212643074 >>212649010
All Supergirl's are beautiful...
Anonymous No.212642950
>>212642836
Anonymous No.212642996
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
It's weird knowing the audience for this pajeet riddled mess are 40somethings with aspergers and nonused penile appendages who give meta commentary on actors performance, source material and box office impact. Same with wrasslin. Exact same audience. You'd think this is for kids but it's for expiring shelf life millenials, Bobmobbers.
Anonymous No.212643074
>>212642948
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things, doesn't belong.
mr. bruh its back No.212643083 >>212643095
>>212628075 (OP)
Is she legal?
Anonymous No.212643095
>>212643083
25
Anonymous No.212643111
>>212642871
>freshly fucked

so op wasnt jesting lmao
why does she party in her costume?
Anonymous No.212643123
>>212633935
good morning saar. needful done in streets yes saar?
Anonymous No.212643155 >>212643199 >>212643335
>>212628075 (OP)
>>212628128
Why she looks hot here and not like the mong she is?
Anonymous No.212643162
They should just not give a fuck and double down on sex appeal stuff for her movie.
Anonymous No.212643199 >>212643210
>>212643155
the bong genes will kick once she turns 20
Anonymous No.212643210 >>212643291
>>212643199
She's 25.
Anonymous No.212643226
I thought she looked ugly when she was spammed here before when she was in game of thrones but now I think she looks hot. Weird desu.
Anonymous No.212643228 >>212643562
whos the supergirl director?
Anonymous No.212643240
My favorite part of this movie was when Ultraman is about to defeat Superman but then Jon Bernthal shows up and clocks him right in the wonky eye and saves Superman. Everybody in the theater started chanting β€œburn local!”
Jack Sniper No.212643257
>>212636415
Raw , without condom = pregnancy, this perfect woman is irresistible not to cum inside deep
Anonymous No.212643291 >>212653548
>>212643210
i said the genes will kick in when shes 25, boy.
Anonymous No.212643335
>>212643155
She always looked good what are you talking about?
Anonymous No.212643386
Have to wait until wednesday to watch this movie and avoid spoilers. Fuck my life.
Anonymous No.212643408 >>212643450
>>212628075 (OP)
Serena Van Der Woodsen with superpowers is a pretty fun interpretation of the character.
Anonymous No.212643447
>>212628128
You just know
Anonymous No.212643450
>>212643408
She actually has PTSD for you know...being old enough to understand her planet got nuked...thats was Woman Of Tomorrow is mostly about.
Anonymous No.212643472
>>212628128
monke kino
Anonymous No.212643494 >>212643589
for me its this shot
Anonymous No.212643552 >>212643601
>>212628075 (OP)
Jorel image. Is he dying in real life?
Anonymous No.212643562 >>212643740 >>212643787 >>212644940 >>212652396 >>212652575 >>212653694
>>212643228
lol
Anonymous No.212643589 >>212643720 >>212645672 >>212646035
>>212643494
If depraved Hollywood was balsy they'd do a few upskirt shots when flying. Even if its 1 millysecond.

Imagine if she has no panties on during this scene
Anonymous No.212643601 >>212654267
>>212643552
What race is Superman's mom? Cause she doesn't look "Kryptonian". She looks Indian? Sand people.
Anonymous No.212643720
>>212643589
they definitely should have a few upskirt shots but they wont
loveanon No.212643740
>>212643562
Lars and the real girl is /tv/core
Anonymous No.212643787
>>212643562
Shockingly kino
Anonymous No.212643961 >>212653660 >>212655747
>>212630677
Anonymous No.212644049 >>212644112
>>212628075 (OP)
Since when are kryptonians so simian looking?
Anonymous No.212644112
>>212644049
dragon ball influence
Anonymous No.212644217 >>212644243
>>212628128
is this supposed to be a "I CLAPPED!!" moment?
Anonymous No.212644243 >>212644618
>>212644217
It's the post credit scene, nigger. Supergirl is the next DCU movie.
Anonymous No.212644618
>>212644243
If it's MCU for Marvel Cinematic Universe shouldn't it be DCCU?
Anonymous No.212644940
>>212643562
>Cruella
Was it popular with women?
Anonymous No.212645457
>In the DC comics universe, Supergirl, or Kara Zor-El, does not have periods. Kryptonians, including Supergirl, are sterile and their biology is different from humans, with no need for menstruation

definitely written by men
Anonymous No.212645498 >>212645571 >>212645672
>post-credit scene
so superman goes around and does all the saving the day himself while supergirl doesn't lift a finger to help save the world?
why wouldn't she help?
Anonymous No.212645529
>>212628075 (OP)
So boring mcul ripoff but with supes, lame.
Anonymous No.212645533 >>212647895
>>212628128
I hate how fake all of this shit looks. The background scene, the fast whipping camera action, the flying dog, the dog pouncing on her, the robot tending to Superman. Just all of it. Everything but the girl and Superman are fake as fuck in this. Just two human actors filmed in-front of a green screen and then copy and pasted into some computer game looking bullshit. Who the fuck cares about this and can watching 2 hours of it?
Anonymous No.212645571
>>212645498
Clearly a setup for some character arc in her movie or whatever where she starts to give a shit and help out
Anonymous No.212645672
>>212645498
>confronts scum of the earth
>>212643589
scum tries to look up her skirt
Anonymous No.212645683
>>212628075 (OP)
We all knew supermonke was cute as fuck.
Anonymous No.212645744
>>212628458
I think somebody dared her to wear fake breasts for this interview
she has nothing irl
Anonymous No.212645890 >>212646447 >>212657207
>>212633033
I don't understand it all, anon. This looks like something my 9 year old daughter would watch and enjoy. This is not a movie for adult men. The fact that this trash is so popular with adult men and women says absolutely horrible things about the state of our society.
You anons who watch this slop need to grow up, start looking for jobs, take a shower, and start watching appropriate adult movies. Watch any movie Stanley Kubrick directed for starters. Any single one, and think about updating your resume and starting your job search Monday morning. No more being such disgusting NEET manchildren.
Anonymous No.212645979
>>212628075 (OP)
so bizarro was a twist I guess, I thought he'd be Doomsday after I recognized the goggles
Anonymous No.212646035
>>212643589
good morning saar, but i agree
Anonymous No.212646223 >>212650409 >>212654367
what if supergirl goes to the beach and wears a bikini?
Anonymous No.212646275 >>212646333 >>212646958 >>212655222
>>212628128
people pay money to watch this
wagies toil away all day and then spend several hours wages on a trip to the theatre with their family to watch this
holy fucking kek my sides
Anonymous No.212646333 >>212646595
>>212646275
what else am i supposed to do?
Anonymous No.212646393 >>212646486
>>212633840
>The only real way he is able to fuck is if he fucks his cousin.
Gunn should consider exploring a possible romance between Superman and Supergirl without Lois getting jealous.
Anonymous No.212646420
>>212640711
Wow sir so seccsy, we are Gunn worshipping now fuck Snyder!!!
Anonymous No.212646447 >>212647047
>>212645890
Wow who died and made you the gatekeeper to having fun? Fuck you and fuck your pretensions.
Anonymous No.212646486
>>212646393
perfectly acceptable given the drunk and adam and eve angle
Anonymous No.212646488
>>212640711
You just know.
Anonymous No.212646518 >>212646546 >>212646627 >>212646986
>>212628128
Kek why is Krypto just beating the shit out of her?
Anonymous No.212646546 >>212646627
>>212646518
she likes it ruff
Anonymous No.212646548
I swear this Superman movie is about everything and anything but Superman.
Anonymous No.212646595
>>212646333
Be miserable and post on a Hong Kongian basket weaving forum
Anonymous No.212646627
>>212646546
go be jewish somewhere else.

>>212646518
He's just ruffhousing.
Anonymous No.212646958
>>212646275
Anonymous No.212646986 >>212653841
>>212646518
that scene (and Krypto's general behavior) was written by somebody who KNOWS a dog like that.

like, when you get home from work, the dog is so excited it jumps all over you, and you get excited, too, and the dog learns the behavior to get all excited and rowdy
Anonymous No.212647047
>>212646447
Are you employed, sir?
Anonymous No.212647589
>>212628128
I'm knowing of vital information.
Anonymous No.212647895
>>212645533
I like the cut of your jib.
Anonymous No.212648304
>>212628075 (OP)
DOA, this cameo killed the movie, as I already said here the obvious thing was for her to have fought alongside Superman and if Krypto and Supergirl are in the movie, Powergirl was missing and Zaslav must be regretting vetoing Powergirl, someone should tell him that women love cheesecake
Anonymous No.212648637
>>212628075 (OP)
unless her superpussy got fucked by a supercock, her superhymen is still intact
she is still a virgina nd human cocks would be torn apart trying to get in
that is of course unless a BBC got a hold of her
btw im not even indian
Anonymous No.212648685
Imagine having a monke drunk supergirl gf.
Wat do?
Anonymous No.212648711
>>212628156
>NOO IT HAS TO BE GRIM DARK AND BORING
Anonymous No.212648883 >>212652044
>>212642871
how does she escape a red son planet since it would block her powers
Anonymous No.212648907
bro im bored as fuck watching 30 seconds of this, you people actually paid to watch 2 hours??
Anonymous No.212649010 >>212651650
>>212642948
1, 4, 2, 3
Anonymous No.212649083 >>212649553
>>212641212
She's not even close to the hottest woman in the movie. Also Rat catcher is the sexiest DC character.
Anonymous No.212649433
>>212630677
https://youtu.be/oCX-a1r1Gzk
Anonymous No.212649525
>>212628075 (OP)
Only Lena has the means to truly fuck Supergirl.
Anonymous No.212649553
>>212649083
>Rat catcher is the sexiest DC character.
She stinks tho
Anonymous No.212649730
>>212630342
supersexo
Anonymous No.212650215 >>212650443
>>212628075 (OP)
So basically she would have showed up and rescued superman like that 2 hours after Lois saved him. Making that whole part pointless.
Anonymous No.212650409
>>212646223

I just don't like those squinty eyes.
Anonymous No.212650443
>>212650215
>rescued superman
Why do people have a problem with superman being helped by his friends. Same people complain superman is overpowered.
Anonymous No.212650668
Kara’s best ship is with Clark, change my mind
Anonymous No.212651270
>>212628128
KWFD
Anonymous No.212651340
>>212628075 (OP)
To think Jimmy Olsen is gonna HAMMER this as well as Eve...
Bros...
Anonymous No.212651650
>>212649010
nah benoist wins just because she has top tier nudes and a sex tape
Anonymous No.212651695 >>212652016 >>212652919 >>212655954
>>212628075 (OP)
how does she get back to our solar system if she goes to places with a red sun so she can get drunk?
does she have a space ship or something?
a space Uber, perhaps?
Anonymous No.212651941
>>212628595
Thanks MPAA, thanks Obama
Anonymous No.212652016
>>212651695
kryptonian scientists figured out superluminal travel apparently
Anonymous No.212652044
>>212648883
Some alien like Lobo or a Green Lantern gives her a ride, obviously.
Anonymous No.212652396
>>212643562
>Cruella
Holy kino I was alreay interested.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIjPDRT-UOI
Anonymous No.212652575
>>212643562
Rob Hardy, who's Garland's go-to dp is shooting it.
Anonymous No.212652919
>>212651695
how is she still drunk? Wouldn't she sober up by now with the yella sun?
Anonymous No.212653548
>>212643291
You are a gay nigger. Black as night gay as nigger
Anonymous No.212653627 >>212653735
>>212628075 (OP)
Be honest /tv/, if you have a hot cousin you would want to fuck her, I know it because I do
Anonymous No.212653660
>>212643961
Can't even meme properly. smug faggot afraid to lurk
Anonymous No.212653694
>>212643562
>Lars and the Real Girl
I will now watch your kino.
Anonymous No.212653732
>>212628757
Homo
Anonymous No.212653735
>>212653627
Incestuous pajeet.
Anonymous No.212653750
>>212630940
Jeez... Imagine Supergirl being chased by a cougar during the whole fucking movie
Anonymous No.212653841 >>212653942
>>212646986
All dogs are like that if they haven't seen their master in awhile

>mfw imagining a Jack Russell Terrier with super powers
Anonymous No.212653942 >>212653978
>>212653841
>mfw imagining a Jack Russell Terrier with super powers
he already exists sir
>wacha!
Anonymous No.212653978 >>212654007
>>212653942
Miss this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe.
Anonymous No.212654007
>>212653978
we didn't know how good we had it man
Anonymous No.212654139
>>212633935
Don't hijack my post, you chucklefuck.
Anonymous No.212654170
>>212634339
Fuck you, Rick Berman!
Anonymous No.212654220
>>212628075 (OP)
>cameo at the end
thanks for letting me know.
I was considering torrenting this just for her, but wont bother since shes just at the end
Anonymous No.212654267
>>212643601
Armenian
Anonymous No.212654367 >>212656024
>>212646223
I could get behind that.
Anonymous No.212654812 >>212654928
>>212628075 (OP)
her ass on my face(with the skirt on)
Anonymous No.212654928 >>212655667
>>212654812
What if she farts? What then, retard?
Anonymous No.212654987
>>212630492
ALLcock
Anonymous No.212655054 >>212655886
>>212628128
Mike from redlettermedia told me to hate this
Anonymous No.212655126
>>212628685
Kara supposed to be a 10/10
Anonymous No.212655132
>>212630661
they don't call penises cocks in australia that's an american thing, they call them dillypickles
Anonymous No.212655222 >>212655280
>>212646275
>spend several hours wages on a trip to the theatre

a movie ticket costs ~$15

I make that in 20 min of work
Anonymous No.212655280
>>212655222
>cuts off the part of the comment that prevents their aimless sperging
well done, faggot
Anonymous No.212655523
>>212634769
This feels more graphic than seeing her spread vagina
Anonymous No.212655667
>>212654928
>mfw
Anonymous No.212655747
>>212643961
it is orangutan, not a chimp...
Anonymous No.212655840
>>212628128
why is she hot all of a sudden
Anonymous No.212655886
>>212655054
Who tf is that
Anonymous No.212655895
>>212636926
Just say she drank 99% ABV
Anonymous No.212655954
>>212651695
Anonymous No.212655956
>Supergirl
>30+
LMAO
Anonymous No.212655981
>>212628128
monke
Anonymous No.212655998
>>212637186
>can sever your penis with her sphincter
Anonymous No.212656024
>>212654367
Dennis'd
Anonymous No.212656110
>>212640840
i like watching superman put saving us as his top priority, not trying to S Rank combos
Anonymous No.212657207
>>212645890
you sound jew, quit raping your daughter you evil douche