Thread 212633581

Just saw the trailer; this looks better than the original Ahnold shite, which was super gay.

>>212633581 (OP)
The original wasn't even adapting the book, it was a remake of a french film

>>212633581 (OP)
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>212633624
what was the french film called?

>>212633581 (OP)
The action looks good but the premise, to me, seems like one of those things where I have to believe everyone's an idiot to get through the movie.

>>212633653
Prize of Peril

>>212633653
Le Running Man

>>212633653
Le Running Mon.

>WMBF couple
Not watching this shit

>>212633805
Le Homme what le runs n sheit

>>212633773
>Prize of Peril
wait, so that was a short story from the 50's, so did Stephen King rip it off?

>>212633900
The King story has about as much in common with the Arnold movie as the Lawnmower Man does with that movie.

>>212633981
but he did rip off the the original book for his book it seems. what a hack.

>>212634025
Cocaine is a helluva writing tool

>>212634087
yea, wiki says he farted this out in 10 days

>>212633581 (OP)
>looks like it was shot with phones and GoPros
>looks better than the original
Holy shill, Batman!

>>212633581 (OP)
So you're saying it's The Running Man for people who don't like The Running Man? I'm sure that'll work out.

>>212633581 (OP)
The original had UPS and downs

>>212633581 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD18ddeFuyM

Feel bored just from the trailer. Lead actor has no charisma and every else and everything feels flat and paint by numbers.

>>212634453
Compared to aaahnold's charisma?

>>212634710
that embroidered blazer is fabulous

>>212634453
He can't lead a movie. Producers are slowly coming around to this.

>>212634453
Even Brolin feels flat in this.

>>212633581 (OP)
>looks better than the original Ahnold shite, which was super gay.
You saw this while the trailer has a man slapping his own ass.

>>212633653
Le Womon Weet Haire Armpitees

>>212634835
say*

>>212633581 (OP)
Trailer starts
>white man, black baby
Shan't be watchin'

>>212634835
I sometimes slap my own ass. Women find it attractive. Flat ass bros wuldn't understand.

>>212634951
"women" yeah

>>212633813
they just won't stop will they?

>>212633581 (OP)
Die faggot

>>212633653
Return to Monke

>>212634973
yeas, women appreciate my buttocks, despite them not having penises. Again, this must be unfamiliar to you.

>>212633813
>WMBF couple

HOT

>>212633653
Boku no pico

>>212635018
I too enjoy women (male), I just don't slap my own ass because I'm not zesty

>>212634453
>black wife
>mutt baby

>>212635022
what kind of slop is this exactly? Looks awful.

>>212633581 (OP)
The Arnold one was goofy but it had some classic lines in there, like pic rel.
The new one seems mid. Manhunt is still the best adaptation of this book. /v/ as usual wins again.

>>212635084
when the moment and situation is appropriate, it's a good move.
Picture a hot girl jokingly giving her own ass a little slap. It's hot, and unisex (ie. works both ways)

>>212635169
>Manhunt is still the best adaptation of this book.
what version is that?

>>212635169
Had a great soundtrack also
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYmkzdgIVX8

Surprisingly influential too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrYZAW6pVhE

>>212633581 (OP)
>Aye yo why u be running , man

>>212635269
I'm listening to the second waiting for it to sound like the first but it never does.
You don't have good ear recognition anon.

>>212634453
Tone and quality looks almost identical to the Total Recall reboot. God damn Hollywood is dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GljhR5rk5eY

>>212633813
There was a black father but he was The Running Off Long Ago Man

>>212635544
>Disgruntled Asian fingers typed this

This looks way too quippy and wacky for an adaptation of an ugly and nihilistic short story. Richards finds out near the end that his wife and kid were murdered before he ever went on the show so all of it was for nothing.

>>212634566
Yes. Arnold's movies have soul. But you zoomies keep trying to pretend your unnecessary, uncreative remakes of classics are anything but soulless slop.

>>212636810
Ahnold was a souless liberal man whore when he made this movie

That trailer looked like shit.

>>212634566

watch Pumping Iron and tell me arnold isn't charismatic. absolute brainlet

>>212637352
>watch his soft gay porn docu...
no thanks

>>212637550
flaming faggot projecting onto others kek

>>212633581 (OP)
Gay? Buddy, this trailer is gay is fuck. It's passable as an action comedy of 2025, I'll watch it for Josh Brolin and William H. Macy and the main guy ain't too bad either, but let's be clear about something: this is digital slop and it looks just as shitty as you'd expect from a digital slop.

It better have the 9/11 ending from the book.
One of the rare times a King ending was awesome.

>>212637781
>main guy ain't too bad
Ain't too good either. I thought Aaron Taylor-Johnson was the go-to actor when Hollywood wanted their lead to have absolute zero charisma.

>>212633581 (OP)
Did not care much for the book, but the movie is one of underappreciated Arnold kinos

>be obese opera singer
>get to make a cool movie with Arnold and show off your singing skills
>die of heart failure at age 34, a few months after finishing the movie and one day after your first wedding anniversary

>>212638435
34, damn. Some people just burn through their lives.

>>212633581 (OP)
I’d beat your fucking ass if you said that shit to my face.

>>212633581 (OP)
The satirical elements seem a bit dated.

>>212634752
Back then you could just wear shit like that.

>>212639195
In the new film I mean.

>>212638609
should have burned some fat instead

>>212638435
He fun in The Wanderers

>>212633581 (OP)
shut the fuck up you flaming homo

>>212638435
RIP big nigga