Why does Superman bother working a day job anyway? Wouldn’t he be more effective as Superman if he was helping people 24/7? Every second he’s at work people are dying and suffering around the world. This doesn’t bother him?
>>212634405 (OP)I think it's so he has a semblance of a life. It would be like asking why *you* don't work 24/7. Him being a dweeb reporter is how he unwinds.
working at a newspaper lets him keep his finger on the pulse of what's happening.
>>212634405 (OP)Even if he was Superman 24/7 he wouldn't be able to be everywhere at once, so he can't save everyone anywyas. Also, keep in mind he grew up being Clark Kent. Superman is something he chose to become. Also, also, it's something that was created to be cheap entertainment 8 year-olds during the great depression. If you try to find an explanation for everything, you are missing the point.
>>212634691>Him being a dweeb reporter is how he unwinds.And hanging out at Smallville as a farm boy isn't?
>>212634405 (OP)The same could literally be said for you. Outside of what you need to live as basic a life as possible, why aren't you donating all your money to the Against Malaria Foundation?
>>212634757sure it is. thanks for adding to my answer.
>>212634736>working at a newspaper lets him keep his finger on the pulse of what's happeningHe has super hearing and super vision. He can see and hear everything. This shit's just the typical nerd cope to excuse the outdated elelments of the character since you losers refused to let the old shit go.
>>212634736I never bought this argument. Surely by flying around the world his X-ray vision and god-mode hearing would allow him to discern the state of the world better than following a news wire?
>>212634405 (OP)Thing is Superman originally couldn’t fly. Just jump really high and far. So he couldn’t fly all around the world helping people. Working at the paper allowed him to know what was going on in the city
>>212634813>>212634837In Superman II he stops a terrorist threat he hears about in the newsroom.
>>212634798>sure it is. thanks for adding to my answer.Being a dweeb reporter is lame, bro. No matter what you geeks think, it will never not be lame.
>>212634837He literally does that shit in Superman Returns, and uses super hearing to know where's trouble in Smallville.
>>212634793This is a bad argument. He made a choice to be Superman, the benevolent superhero. I never chose to be benevolent, I don’t give a fuck about the human race. Why would you choose to be humanities protector for part-time? Seems like an all-or-nothing proposition. He just blocks out his hearing and ignores people screaming and dying while he types of another movie review?
>>212634869>In Superman II he stops a terrorist threat he hears about in the newsroom.Bro, he can find out on the internet AND his super-hearing. Get with the times.
>>212634405 (OP)Superman would not be able to be superman without his connection to his human identity. If he were detached, he would not function the same. The character is a presentation of ideals that has been developed for nearly 100 years at this point. There are reasons for all of it, and they are thought out and refined.
>>212634744The only point you have is on your dunce cap. It is something that has developed over decades to be a paragon.
>>212634405 (OP)>He wasntSuperman until 3 years ago, still wants to keep the life he had before and keep his friends>people wouldnt just pay him to be superman, maybe donations but its not steady income>probably doesnt want to get a superhero 24/7 fighting people, wants to have a life>how would he get groceries if he cant walk into a store, doesnt want to steal, has no money, have no identity so he cant have a bank debit card, etc etc.There are a million reasons. Think before you sloppily try to find a plot hole
>>212634895To continue the metaphor, this would be like Jesus continuing to be a part-time carpenter after embarking on his Mission. Once you embark on the Mission you have bigger fish to fry.
>>212634405 (OP)Because he is Clark Kent. “Superman” is not his real self like Batman is Bruce Wayne’s true self. He likes going to work because he grew up wanting to be a journalist and went to college to study journalism.
>>212634895Yes, being a good person means being good to yourself too. Burning yourself out by trying to be Superman 24/7 would ultimately leave everyone worse off. It’s good for Superman to have boundaries and for people to know he won’t always be around to save them
>>212634976So when he “does journalism” he’s not using any of his super powers? He’s not using his super-intelligence, or his near-omniscient knowledge of the worlds events? He’s typing at a normal speed while he’s at home?
>He wasnt Superman until 3 years ago, still wants to keep the life he had before and keep his friends
>people wouldnt just pay him to be superman, maybe donations but its not steady income
>probably doesnt want to be a superhero 24/7 fighting people, wants to have a life
>how would he get groceries if he cant walk into a store, doesnt want to steal, has no money, have no identity so he cant have a bank debit card, etc etc.
There are a million reasons. Think before you sloppily try to find a plot hole
>>212635021There are a million ways Superman can make money. He can see the entire metallic content of the earths crust, all he has to do he round up some rare metal and poof. He can crush coal into diamonds if he wants. He can fly to ANOTHER planet and bring back metal from that. He could even just ask to be put on a United Nations payroll, who WOULDNT subsidize Superman?
>>212634405 (OP)Because his parents made him go to college, and no one who goes to college has ever done anything to help anyone.
>>212635060You never had a dream job as a child nigga? He literally just wants to be a reporter.
>>212634895>>212634946this kind of thing is why trying to make comic book heroes "realistic" is always a route to diminishing returns.
Superman can be relateable because of his cover identity contrasting with his super identity. if you take him too seriously he stops working as a character.
ALL superheroes are like this, people just ignore it more easily for those who seem more superficially "grounded".
>>212634405 (OP)It's one of those early ideas that just stays because it's part of his history. Any interesting superman comics touches very little about his Clark persona
>>212635159>He literally just wants to be a reporter.Why would a farm boy from a small town in Kansas want to be a scummy journalist? They ain't out there to change the world, but to get clicks.
>>212635159Ok why not be Superman the Reporter? Why waste time as Clark Kent?
>>212635225why bother being a reporter at that point, you can just stop whatever you are reporting
>>212635177Well Bruce Wayne makes sense because he can gain access to information he otherwise couldn’t. It seems to me that the secret identity thing only breaks down when dealing with very powerful characters
>>212634405 (OP)he wants to be able to sniff louis snatch 8 hours a day
Him staying a farm boy in Smallville while also being Superman would've made him more endearing. Even Goku's a farmer. A damn good one too.
>>212634744Superman doesnt work in todays world where investigative journalism isnt what it used to be
>>212635315Goku is a better hero than superman because he wouldn't prioritize his stupid work over fighting a planet busting maniac
>>212635225Clark Kent is not his secret identity, it’s who he really is. Why would he just abandon a life he’s lived for like 20 years?
>>212635291>It seems to me that the secret identity thing only breaks down when dealing with very powerful charactersyou aren't considering the >implications. Peter Parker has super strength and super senses and is normally some kind of freakishly advanced science genius, why is he ever going to bother staying in high-school or even college? the only reasons are human reasons, not logical plot based reasons, and that's how it has to stay.
a real Bruce Wayne could reduce crime more effectively in Gotham by investing in real estate and gentrifying the shit out of it. these are fun kids stories.
>>212634405 (OP)he needs a better disguise, like korean superman
>>212635397You know what I fucking meant, man. Wearing the glasses, going to work in a disguise, etc is all a charade.
>>212634837>I never bought this argumentThat's literally why he was written to be a reporter. It's just that that was 100 years ago and now it's obsolete.
>>212634405 (OP)because he wants a life and yes, some jobs are enjoyable
very few sups are dead end job wagies
>>212634691>It would be like asking why *you* don't work 24/7.We have to work to survive but he could easily use his powers to fraud/steal his way to wealth and no one would ever know. He could fly to a known undeveloped gold/diamond/etc deposit and use his laser eyeballs to blast and cut the rock, then use his super strength to fly it over to the highest priced market and sell it there. That would be an easy few million for a few day's work. Why would he need to work a shitty office job of all things lmao
>>212635414>a real Bruce Wayne could reduce crime more effectively in Gotham by investing in real estate and gentrifying the shit out of itBut then the hood rats will bitch.
>>212635615Superman wouldn’t do all that because he’s good and pure at heart.
>>212634405 (OP)because he wants to? do you fucks need a complicated explanation for everything?
>>212635414Yes but that doesn’t mean that Batman doesn’t profit from having a secret identity. It potentially makes him a better crime fighter because he can’t attend Bilderberg meetings in his cowl. This analogy doesn’t work when talking about Superman because the Clark Kent persona does not seem to have any tangible benefit for Superman-as-crime fighter. There’s always something-something about his “humanity” but I just don’t see the sense in that. The president of the United States might volunteer at a soup kitchen one day (or read to a kindergarten class or whatever else) once in a while, and that can reassert their connection to The People. But he doesn’t do it every day, it’s a waste of resources and his job is far too important to leave idle half the time
>>212635414a real Bruce Wayne wouldn't give a shit about Gotham or America let alone crime and he'd just pay hobos to use them as punching bags when no one's looking
>>212634405 (OP)The hero's civilian life is as important to the story as their secret identity. It's not just Clark Kent waiting to turn into Superman. It's Superman waiting to turn into Clark Kent.
>try to go to work
>expect banter with Bunk, the legendary PI
>walk in expecitng to be lectured on the finer points of pussay/pussai
>get called a retard
>passively accepts it
Clark sucks. His dog sucks. I hate Krypto so much.
>>212635986>His dog sucksIt's Kara's. Clark was just dog sitting.
>>212636030I just actively don't like an authoritative male figure not having an animal listen to him. People look up to Superman. He's the leader of the Justice League and you're telling me he can't get a stupid dog to listen to him and follow command? I reject that. Krypto is in the movie for entirely too long and he isn't even cool looking.
>>212634837That seems more an issue with power creep almost a century later. Early on he couldn't just hear the entire world while perfectly discerning the exact location of a single voice.
>>212634405 (OP)Superman either wants to intentionally keep himself humble or genuinely enjoys his civilian life. Both of which are inherently flawed in terms of being the strongest being on the planet and also it's protector. I guess that would be the point to the whole shining beacon of hope type bullshit they talk about, Superman is supposed to be the best parts of humanity while still being incredibly flawed. If you want a Superman that is pragmatic and cares only about humanity and lives as numbers on a sheet to prevent from going down, then go read Injustice.
>>212634405 (OP)>Why does Superman bother working a day job anyway?because his creators wanted the gay dweebs gushing over him to think "wow he's working a shitty job just like me. That means I could become superman too!!!!" that's literally the only reason. Anyone saying otherwise a shitskin nigger smelling like shit and unwashed for many moons
>>212636227> the point to the whole shining beacon of hope type bullshit they talk about, Superman is supposed to be the best parts of humanity while still being incredibly flawedWell since the public has no idea about the charade Superman is playing this wouldn’t make any sense would it?
