Thread 212636563

ITT: hairkino

I like the shaved head look myself

>le hair kino
these threads seem really gay
who cares about actors with cool haircuts?

>>212636563 (OP)
how do i ask for this haircut without showing a pic to my barber

>>212636563 (OP)
looks good on bradley bc hes hott. but its a normie haircut

>>212638194
it's just a long undercut, every other guy has one

>hahaha hair, hair so cool
fuck off

>>212638162
>>212638250
bad hair day, eh?

>>212638194
edit your own face on Brad Pitt's

>>212638225
It used to be popular like a decade ago but not anymore
To be honest 90% of dudes looked like shit with this cut since you need a pretty specific skull to pull it off

>>212638194
It's simple just say "gimme dat fresh ss cut"

>>212637108
Absolutely based Ecco the dolphin enjoyer

>>212638162
Having a good haircut can make you stand out and helps attract women. Some of us, believe it or not, want that.

why don't we have movie stars with receding hairlines anymore?

>>212638162
>who cares about actors with cool haircuts?
gay men

>>212636827
being sam elliott must be incredible

>>212639896
Not just mere hairkino, but overall the single best-looking male movie character of all time.

>>212638194
Don't. It only looks good on him because he's handsome. You could give him an Alfalfa haircut and he'd look good. You (or most guys) do it and you'll look terrible.

rip

Being bald but being able to pull it off flawlessly is a form of hairkino, no?

>>212640903
you tell me

>>212638194
What's the shape of your head?

>>212638194
If you’re not confident enough to ask for it, you’re not confident enough to wear it

>>212636563 (OP)
>>212636672
I go a little longer on the sides but this hair is a pussy magnet bro

>>212636563 (OP)
He looks like a gay retard

>>212640903
it really depends on your skull shape

>>212641170
maybe in 2014

>>212641222
Takes one to know one!

I like this greasy cut. When I go full bald I'm gonna rock a skullet.

>>212641175
idubbs?

>>212638194
I'm an ugly ass fat piece of shit, but I still use whatever picture for a good haircut. I want a good haircut, I'm not expecting to turn into the person I'm using as my example.

>>212639172
I don't pick a haircut to attract women, I just look however the fuck I feel like looking. Nothing about my style is really hip or curated to appeal to the average zoomer women

>>212636563 (OP)
I went to a random shop when my old barber closed and this fucking Jordanian guy listened to my request, nodded understandingly, then completely ignored it and gave me this cut, then doused me in the rankest aftershave I've ever smelled and threw a Fonzi thumbs up

>>212638429
I don't mind short or unconventional hair on women but this just looks like the barber hit randomise

>>212638250
Seething baldoid

any time I grow my hair out it is not kino and I look like schizojak
Tips?

>>212640903
This guy looked so based

>>212641991
i agree but women tend to like long hair for some reason and idgaf as to why. your loss more young pussy for us

>>212642110
bathe

>>212636827
Why do they all look greasy?

>>212642110
Get an actual haircut at a barber and learn how to style your hair.

>>212642142
Oh well I do have long hair. Last time I asked a woman for hair advice she told me to get some kind of wigger cut

>>212641661
kino hair, but i would rock this if i could

>mention the word "hair"
>seething baldies descent on the thread

>>212642587
We're posting cool looking bald/balding people too in this thread

>>212639451
>twink era Ezra Miller with long hair

>>212638194
you'e too late on this trend it's only done by mexicans these days.

>>212636563 (OP)
Combining the utility of a buzzcut with the disutility of a greasy, pompadour-ish haircut amplifies the already ample cringe factor of the pompadour

>>212642971
I prefer them now, but to each their own

>>212640624
this image is scary.
something about this homer is predatory and not friendly.
The malicious energy radiates from him.

>>212642145
Pre 90s movies are all like that for some reason
Everybody is bronzed and either greasy or sweaty
I can't stand it

>>212636827
peak '80s right there.
>>212640220
accurate
>>212642298
>>212643682
when they decided to go with this look, Javier took one look at it and said, "I'm not gonna get laid for a month", and they knew it was perfect.

hair so good they based a book and film on it

best hair on TWD, hands down.

>>212636563 (OP)
Easily Pitt's worst look
Can't believe men were memed into mimicking baldness on the sides and back in the 2010's

>>212638137
Will there ever be anyone as kino as Alain?

>>212640903
Depends on your head shape and some other things. But it's usually better than bald-ING. The amount of people who can pull off the latter are very few. Jude Law and that racist looking guy and maybe Hulk Hogan.

>>212640649
Guy in your pic's problem is that he's obese.
That's the problem most guys have. They're just obese. Drop down to 15% minimum and haircuts start looking good. 12-8% is the literally perfect zone but hard to maintain.

>>212643839
Imagine not getting laid for an entire month just for a movie role. How did the madman survive??

>>212636563 (OP)
mohawk into mullet is.. interesting

>>212646343
Very hot time for him.
Wouldn't call that a mohawk though, it's just the short top hair spiked up and back. Think pic related is more accurate.

>>212646343
By the way, Lost Boys is jam packed with hair kino

>>212646186
Steve Ogg pulls it off imo

>>212638194
>>212638225
>have always had a simple long hair on top and shorter on the sides and back
>always just did it myself
>height of this trend
>brother got the haircut at this place, it looked good
>decide to go get a proper haircut for once
>tell barber name of the cut
>he has no idea what I'm talking about
>describe it
>he looks at me like I'm a retard and tells me I'll have to show him a picture because he can't understand
>quickly google some picture and show it
>he manages to fuck it up
And that was the last time I paid for a haircut. My town has more than one hair salon/barber/whatever they want to call themselves per street for some reason and yet I've never been able to get a good haircut in any of them. There's gotta be some organised money laundering scheme going on.

>long face
>hair grows more like an anfro than anything (not black)
How do I style this curse?

>>212646567
Yeah because he looks like the racist I mentioned earlier

>>212646580
Hair gel, braids, etc, experiment with it. If I had a full blown afro I'd just style it into pic rel, always liked that look.

>>212643515
Not powdering them?

>>212642955
It's funny how many times I've seen articles about him getting a hair transplant and in reality he just went from a buzzed head to growing that island out and styling it again, every time. The island and brushing the rest of the hair forwards does so much work when styled properly.

Can't believe nobody posted this work of art from Remote Control.

>>212646186
There's tons of older actors who pull off balding and I miss the times when you'd just have guys in various stages of balding on the screen and it was completely normal. Same with people who had fucked up teeth instead of everyone having creepily perfect ones. These days they either have full heads of hair, go full muscle bald like The Rock, Statham and Diesel, or their balding is part of the script.

>>212646580
>long face
>afro
I wonder who's behind this post...

>>212646751
>>212646186
Fuck, I wrote older but I meant old as in older movies, not that the people are old. People like Jack Nicholson or James Rebhorn.

>>212646692
I'm fond of this cut, but it's not in style anymore

obligatory

>>212646751
I get what you mean, it's less soulful nowadays. But we live in a more vain culture and this translates to film as well. Even characters that aren't supposed to be chads/stacies need to have an aesthetic to them.

>>212646851
and underrated

>>212646851
True, but Tom could pull off pretty much any haircut. Same with Brad Pitt. I think he peaked in Troy hair-wise, but Tyler Durden also looks cooler than the average dude.

>>212646751
We’re doing this thing now where everyone must take meds or get hair transplants to pretend men don’t lose their hair. It just makes me look around and assume that anyone not losing hair is taking meds or had a transplant, which seems vain. If you’re not a disgusting slob in every other way you can totally weather nature taking its course.

I’m not out there trying to find a woman so my opinion is worthless, though.

>>212646936
I always thought his Troy hair would be cool but can't imagine how much maintenance it'd take

>>212636563 (OP)
rare, but she pulls it off imo

>>212636563 (OP)
I just asked for this cut a couple weeks ago and she made it look cool at the time but it was after she put a ton of products in and spent like 5 minutes combing it. I was thinking I'd just put some product in my hands and just push it all back, 1 minute of fussing with it max. So just buzzed the top myself that same night

>>212647085
his wrinkly nose disgusts me

>>212647085
Hell yeah

>>212647185
>mfw seeing his hair in his new show

>>212643292
Jesus Christ, you willfully ignorant faggot. It's not too late to drop the media brain washing and to start thinking like a real human being.

>>212647283
I've never seen the show, I just really like that look

>>212646829
I like it on Ed Harris, but ironically, when he's more receded. When he hadn't lost as much hair it looked worse.

>>212647417
There's definitely a halfway point where it looks exponentially dumber than when it's more receded.

>>212647518
Depends on the person desu.With Ed, I don't care for this look.

>>212647286
?
It’s not media brainwashing to not be attracted to children
Most of those TikTok edits of Ezra depict them as a minor

>>212647605
I agree. If he shaved it off entirely it wouldn't be a bad idea.

>>212642235
where's this from?

>>212643369
Meds. Now.

>>212636563 (OP)
When I was deployed we all just buzz cut all of our hair off. Did boomers really have it so much better than us that they were able to style their hair even while they were in a warzone?

>>212647739
Yes and no. The helmets would realistically ruin most of the styling.

>>212636563 (OP)
this based madman

>>212647739
Being in a warzone away from command is exactly why they could get away with styling shit however they want. You spent too much time on base where some asshole superior could focus on poleecing your moostache.

>>212647782
Haven't' seen it yet, but yeah, the bowl cut is a must.

>>212636827
why dont white people look like this anymore?

>>212646186
>and maybe Hulk Hogan.
https://youtu.be/lcC3y_aViKk

>>212646936
>could pull off pretty much any haircu
Tropic Thunder proves you wrong. Mcconaughey is the same. He could pull off hair/no hair, but not the in-between like Walton Goggins.

>>212648043
He's wearing all sorts of prosthetics in that movie, so it's hard to judge. But h̶a̶i̶r̶ fair enough.

>>212636563 (OP)
Millenials who make fun of luscious broccolli hair literally wore this

>>212648194
it's cooler than the broccoli cut albeit

>>212648194
The broccoli can look decent on some guys but it's usually when they're of mixed race or straight up black.

>>212648194
Getting your hair regularly permed will never be cool.

>>212636563 (OP)
why did every millennial in 2011 have this awful cut

>>212636563 (OP)
This haircut is cooler when the sides/back are shaved down to the skin

>>212648918
>this is what butthurt wehraboos actually believe

>>212648972
Go die for israel

>>212648918
Is this the least attractive Nazi haircut in cinema history? Looks like a total dweeb.

>>212649195
Judging how attractive a man looks makes you a fag

>>212638194
For starters, that haircut is a couple of hundred dollars (minimum) done by a professional stylist that cuts hair like this FOR magazine/movie/tv show/music video shoots. Secondly, brad pitt is a genetic anomaly in the sense that he has a perfectly symmetrical physiognomy, and is the gold standard for looks. He could rock a bowl cut and it would look good on him. Those two combos create this kino look, you are not going to be able to replicate this

>>212636563 (OP)
this movie was dogshit

>>212650373
HEY WITCH DOCTOR, TELL US THE MAGIC WORDS!

>>212642955
>tfw heading towards this now that im in my 30s

>>212649266
assessing the state of the competition makes you a heterosexual

>>212650644
Ohnononono what's that??? A 60-year-old with thinning hair?!?!? IT'S SO OVER BROS

>>212650927
>his dad doesn't still have a full head of hair while pushing 70

>>212650979
Brad also has a full head of hair, though. It's just thinning at the pate so that the harsh studio light shining down reflects off the scalp when his hair is buzzed short. It's not a bald spot and growing it out would most likely be enough to stop that glare, because there's still plenty of hair there. It's when you get that glare with long hair that you know you've either got a bald spot or your hair has gotten too thin. Men who don't have any thinning at all going on in their 60s and 70s are unicorns.

>>212638162
The subtext is probably that OP is looking for a change in hair style, and is crowdsourcing potential looks to steal.

>>212639778
It’s weird seeing him without a mustache, though.

>>212651626
I THINK COOLSVILLE SUCKS

>>212636827
Sam Elliott was 43-years-old in this picture and hair-mogged most guys half his age. Brutal.

>>212639244
It makes girls/women uncomfortable.

>>212640903
It has more to do with being in good shape, desu. If you’re cut, you can get away with a lot.

>>212638194
It’s essentially a pompadour, but showing a pic is probably the smartest way to go about it. Describing it can lead to all sorts of miscommunications.
Also, if the barber tries to talk you out of it, consider their opinion. They will probably know if you don’t have the right head shape, hair type, etc. They may be able to suggest something else.

>>212642005
Source?

>>212642017
Some places just do one cut no matter what. I have barber shops in my neighborhood, but I have to go like 30 min away to get a cut. It’s one of the reasons people tend to form relationships with a specific barber when you find a good one.

Pro tip: if you get a good cut, get someone to take pictures of it from several angles for future reference. Also, if you’re doing a fade, ask your barber what number they used for the buzzer so you know what to ask for next time.

>>212642130
Those cigarettes ended up killing him.

>>212642848
>cool looking bald people
Pic not related. This guy needs some facial hair. He’s a little too baby faced and he looks like an egg

>>212644279
The skunk hawk is kinda cringe, but the high and tight aspect has been a men’s hair staple for ages.

>>212641137
She monke

>>212646846
Find a girl into vintage fashion. This sort of thing is still popular in the rockabilly scene (when chicks don’t want to go full Betty Page).

>>212646936
How do you know what his skull looks like?

>>212643898
really?

>>212647117
Alcoholism does that. He has a wrinkly face in general and a natural divot in the tip of his nose, but that’s the face of a drinker.

>>212647283
>>212647313
He really needs the stubble. They did him dirty by clean shaving him in Duster.

>>212647667
It’s in the file name, but the English translation was “Run Lola Run”

>>212647999
Because people are generally fatter.

>>212653191
wrong, she is a kitten

>>212650373
>what can i do for you?
>you know this sextoy, i don't know it's name, you can fuck it AND stick it in your ass?
>i got you

>>212653315
His hair would still look weird if he had stubble. It's just so goddamn flat/thin.