You have the power to delete all capeslop from the world or the entire star wars franchise. Which do you choose and what are the consequences?

what's the difference

>>212638228 (OP)
Capeslop. Star Wars had ad least 3 movies.

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, CLOUD

[Opening Scene: A panoramic view of Midgar under the glow of mako reactors. The screen fades to black. Intense orchestral music builds.]

NARRATOR:
This summer...

[CUT TO: A shadowy figure with long, silver hair steps into view, silhouetted against a roaring fire.]

NARRATOR:
...one wing will fall.

[The camera pans up, revealing ADAM SANDLER as SEPHIROTH. His face is overly serious, but his voice... unmistakably Sandler.]

SEPHIROTH :
"Cloud... you can't HANDLE my moves! Shoo-ba-dee-boo!"

[CUT TO: Cloud Strife (played by a brooding Timothy Chalamee) slamming his Buster Sword into the ground, sparks flying everywhere.]

CLOUD:
"You're going down, Sephiroth!"

SEPHIROTH (holding a hotdog):
"Yeah? How 'bout you ketchup first?"

[Smash cut to a chaotic battle: Summons exploding, materia glowing, and Sephiroth inexplicably doing the Waterboy tackle on Barret.]

BARRET (IDRIS ELBA):
"What the @#&*! is WRONG with you!?"

SEPHIROTH (shrugs):
"Sorry, I got carried away. MAKO does crazy things to a guy!"

[Quick cuts of Tifa (ZENDAYA) roundhouse kicking, Red XIII (SETH ROGEN) looking confused, and Cid (CHRIS PRATT) lighting a cigarette as explosions rage around him.]


[SEPHIROTH dramatically holds out his hand to summon Meteor, only for it to fizzle.]

SEPHIROTH:
"Oops. Forgot to charge my materia. Hooba-dooba!"

[Cue a montage of absurdly cheesy scenes: Sephiroth singing karaoke at the Gold Saucer, riding a Chocobo in slow motion, and doing an awkward thumbs-up while Jenova facepalms in the background.]

NARRATOR:
The fate of the planet... is in their hands.

[CUT TO: Sephiroth dancing awkwardly with a group of Shinra grunts as "One-Winged Angel" plays in a disco remix.]

SEPHIROTH (to camera):
"This summer... we’re wingin’ it!"

NARRATOR:
FINAL FANTASY VII: THE MOVIE Coming soon to a theater near you.

[Cue Sephiroth saying, "Chocobros before Hojo," followed by a record scratch and Cloud facepalming.]

>>212638592
i laughed at parts of this

>>212638228 (OP)
Capeslop has more good movies

Capeslop, star wars does not have the overwhelming obsession that superhero films do, though I think it took a DC film to get this much coverage, a new marvel film would not be spammed like this, btw im an old school DC fag

Star wars

Capeslop. I have a soft spot for some of the Star Wars EU stuff

>>212638228 (OP)
Capeslop.
Gonna miss Batman, The Flash and Spiderman, but Star Wars is such a important part of my childhood in so many ways, i can't imagine living without it

Starwars cuz fuck this >>212639964 bitch's childhood

I love Star Wars and superhero movies so neither.

>>212640090
I delete both then fuck this faggots mom

capeslop because i did like the first star wars movie as a kid. if they could've forever ended production of anything star wars in like the mid-nineties with a few novels and games out it would've been fine

>>212640131
Seething lmao

>>212638228 (OP)
Why do you fags hate Star Wars now?

If you actually wanted to make this challenging say "reverse Disney's acquisition of Star Wars"

>>212640018
Why so mean???

>>212638592
Whose Tifa?

>>212638228 (OP)
I can watch my Japanese animes for cape-adjacent content so cape

>>212640196
because im tired of hearing about a mediocre sci-fi movie with 2 good entries like its the most life changing thing ever

>>212638228 (OP)
I don’t care about star wars so them raping it doesn’t bother me. I don’t care about comics either but they annoy me more so I’m going with that. I think they have done more damage to regular movies and also think about how much money and “talent” went into making them. At least some of that could have gone into making other stuff.

>>212640286
Space too

>>212638592
Warms my heart to see my shitpost reposted

>>212640240
Salma Hayek

>>212638228 (OP)
Wtf is this picture

>>212642856
it's da sandman playing the role he was born to play

>>212642917
Kino

>>212638592

>>212638228 (OP)
>capeshit
>nothing of value was lost

>>212638228 (OP)
without starshit there would be no capeslop

>>212646131
Are you retarded? Capeslop has been a thing for way longer.

>>212646380
movie trend faggot

>>212638228 (OP)
Capeshit easily, it was what made the IP-ization of everything so corrosive.

>>212638228 (OP)
Adam Sandler Sephiroth is just regular John Romero.

>>212638228 (OP)
Neither I'd rather choose to destroy everything made after what 2015

>>212646452
Capeslop is STILL older.

>>212646729
>but serials don't count even though Lucas ripped them off
I can do this all day.

>>212638228 (OP)
star wars, that shits boring
cape shit might be lame but it has at least 1 or 2 good movies and games

>>212638228 (OP)
The whole reason Star Wars became so terrible is because of capeshit. Disney made mad money with Marvel and gave Star Wars the same treatment. Get rid of capeshit, and Star Wars is only what Lucas Films allows and a lot of EU books.

>>212642856
it's john romero in his sefirot costume

>>212638228 (OP)
Star Wars easy
At least there’s good comic books and good movies. There has never been a good Star Wars movie. It’s all aesthetics and nothing else.

Cloud-David Spade
Zack-Rob Schneider
Barret-Kevin James
Vincent-Chris Rock

>>212640196
It’s not real sci-fi and even the decent bits are mediocre and rely on cool atmosphere. they don’t even capitalize on that, later entries bleach out the feeling of an interesting, mysterious galaxy. I’d still delete capeslop though

>>212638228 (OP)

Definitely cape slop. The Original Star Wars trilogy is top notch. Maybe Hollywood would have produced something good in the past 20 years if all their effort wasn't going into "Justice Squad 17: The Dark Awakening".