Thread 212639507

What do you guys think of the new Superman movie?

why is he holding his dick?

>>212639507 (OP)
cut or uncut?

>>212639507 (OP)
what a retard

>>212639562
he's black on the inside

>>212639507 (OP)
Lmao, he's gotta be on something, right? This can't just be zoomeritis.

>>212639507 (OP)
>Chad can't even hammer a nail

well, least I have that one over them

Horrible and by the looks of all the positive threads here, much shilling is needed it seems

>buy an old railway sleeper or some reclaimed timber
>buy a shitload of cheap nails and a hammer
>spend 6 hours a day hammering nails into it

>>212639562
It's so heavy, the swinging momentum would fuck up his aim. But it doesn't matter since he's blind.

>>212639647
They are virtually all like this.
My sister was paying a 15 year old zoomer to mow her yard (rider mower) and he had to bring his mommy along because he kept having "panic attacks"....from the mowing.

>>212639647
I had to show my 22 year old girlfriend how to change a lightbulb. “How many zoomers does it take to change a lightbulb?” They’re a new species.

>>212639772
Jealous?

>>212639647
>on something
do you have any idea how fucked up the people around you in normal society are

>>212639507 (OP)
This is clearly some shitskin scam game.

>>212639921
Why do people always quote outliers like they're part of the trend?
Do people forget that stuff makes the news when it's unusual, not because it happens all the time?

What kind of esoteric hammer knowledge do you think the zoomette tried to give the man

>>212639507 (OP)
is this the guy with the mid asian gf?

>>212639507 (OP)
Didn't put any point in dex

>>212639507 (OP)
I think homie needs glasses or something, fr

>>212639647
i wish i could believe that for sure but people are so inept and braindead.. we're halfway to being morlocks and eloi

>>212639507 (OP)
Didn't watch.

James Gunn is cringe and gross. Also, his movies are always so GAY with their "le found family!" crap.

>>212639507 (OP)
I think daddy Z should shut down DC

>>212639647
in his defence this is a learned skill. A useless skill too but his form is all wrong. He just needs to use the hammer as usual instead of basically swinging it like a fucking sledgehammer.
Still the coordination skill would take a while to learn.
I am no zoomer but I doubt I could do that first try without a little practice.
I do have fucked up eyesight too so my coordination would be fucked.

>>212639507 (OP)
lmao

>>212639507 (OP)
Lmao what a faggot

>>212639647
It's supposed to be a challenge

>>212639507 (OP)
This is what happens when you only hire Hispanic people to do construction work. You'll create generations of white people that don't even know how to hammer a nail because they live in bubbles and never developed proper eye hand coordination.

>>212639507 (OP)
Are you allowed to tap it in? Just tap it in? Give it a little tappy? Tap tap taparoo? Because I wouldn't be great at getting it in with one shot myself

>>212642817
No, that's the point of this street game

Test

>>212642877
Then why is everyone making fun of him? It looks kind of tough!

>>212639507 (OP)
It was ok. GotG is still Gunn's best capeshit, but this wasn't complete shit either.