Thread 212639671

>>212639671 (OP)
Then I hate it. Simple as

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsfMBCikvno

after a second viewing they will love it

>e-celebslop
Grow up.

wow, they finally reviewed The Batman (2022)

>>212639671 (OP)
Downloading my opinions from this rn

>>212639671 (OP)
I can't believe these hacks still make these videos...

>>212639671 (OP)
I very rarely agree with them on anything they review when it comes to modernslop.

>>212639671 (OP)
You are lying, chud.

>>212639758
>I can't believe this youtube channel that has been very successful reviewing movies continues to review movies

>>212639671 (OP)
They're old and irrelevant.

>>212639758
They should just review individual episodes of old Star Trek shows, it seems to be the only thing they really enjoy.

>they hated it because of the Israel connection
HAHAHAHAHA

Gunnfags can’t stop taking L’s

>>212639671 (OP)
It's over

>>212639671 (OP)
They 100% loved it...

they were right about the prequels

>watch goyslop
>feel disappointed
>repeat

I don't get it. These are grown men. Move on from super hero movies. The ticket sales from your hate watching fund the next movie. It's a cycle of pain and misery. Hate begets hate.

>>The Israel-Palestine metaphor was such a minor part of the film
hahahahhah? What? Is literally the center of the film...its the excuse Lex is using to fuck with Superman...

they reviewed this but not 28 years later. fuck these fags

>>212639671 (OP)
>it's a Mike says "here's what I would've done" and attempts to fix a movie but makes it substantially worse episode
>it's a Jay makes sure to mention that someone tangentially related to the film said something racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic 100 years ago episode
>it's a Mike reads a handful of cherrypicked user reviews from Rotten Tomatoes to validate his opinion on the film episode
>it's a Jay whines about female nudity while laughing about gore and dismemberment episode
>it's a random D list "celebrity" is invited to the show and makes everyone else feel uncomfortable episode
>it's a Beardfat only opens his mouth to correct someone else episode
>it's a Jay virtue signals about cultural appropriation or gay rights or the trans experience or some other retarded shit like that episode
>it's a Rich sits silently with his arms crossed while everyone else gets drunk episode

>>212639893
Why you need them to watch 28 days later again but with a new coat of paint?

Maybe is the last good memory they have of the horror genre

>>212639889
>Is literally the center of the film
No it wasn't, ESL.

>not even 10 seconds into the review they whine about the "online discourse"
Can these fags just review the fucking movie instead of doing this obnoxious contrarian shit every time

>>212639671 (OP)
>>uploaded 13 minutes ago
Is your life really that empty?

>>212639981
It triggered you, chud.

>>212639824
They were really ahead of the game as far as pedantic online movie reviews go. I still like the Plinkett reviews and think they hold up but I can't stand the longform video trend they spawned.

>mfw they non-stop shit on Snyderjeets and praise the flick...and the Jeet that did the thread gave it exposure.
Oh wow...

>>212639671 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IT'S OVER FOR GUNNJEETS! BTFO!

>>212640011
ISRAEL PALESTINE IMMIGRATION MISOGYNY HOMOPHOBIA UKRAINE RUSSIA!! ALBOFGOAUGH!!!!

You Synderbots are so easy to spot. Henry Cavill isnt superman anymore move on. He got old.

They hated MoS, of course they are gonna like this one

>>212639951
It literally was the driving point of the entire film anon. It literally opens and ends with it. Why are Gunnjeets so retarded for basic cinema storytelling?

>>212639671 (OP)
So this is just a joke, right? They’re not legitimately reviewing it. This is just to get clicks.

>>212639671 (OP)
Good but still just how gay do you have to be to watch that trash

>>212639671 (OP)
Kill DC Daddy Zaslav. GUT IT ALL. TURN IT ALL TO ASH. MORE REALITY SLOP.

Ok...is OP a Snyderjeet really?
Because that review was pretty fucking positive...

>>212640106
none of that was in the film, schizo

>>212639671 (OP)
probably because it's a bad movie

>>212639671 (OP)
>3 mins ago
jesus

>>212639671 (OP)
I don't really trust their opinions because they are the kind of basedcucks that will be like "Oh was James Gunn Metoo'd? Yeah his movies are bad then". They are redditor numales at their core.

>>212640304
Jay knows how to bait the Jeets...into watching a review that praises the Gunn film and keeps shitting on Zack's flick.

>>212639671 (OP)
these guys are washed up physically mentally the whole lot hard to even listen to them its like they're uploading from a nursing home .

>>212640335
I also like to invent scenarios to complain about

Superman was released 1 day bro.
These people fucking worship capeshit

>>212639981
The internet really ruined movie reviews and movies in general

>>212639671 (OP)
incels now have to lie about what RLM says... its truly over for chuds

>>212639981
>Can these fags just review the fucking movie instead of doing this obnoxious contrarian shit every time
No. Reviewers refuse to engage with films on their own terms and merits anymore. Everything has to be about social ramifications and discourse.

>>212639730
>Hurr durr you have to see it 15 times to get it guys
Absolute state of Gunjeet shills

>>212639671 (OP)
? they liked Superman, Luthor and the justice Gang, the biggest complain that they have is the war thing and the migrant plot.

>>212641115
Cope gunnjeet

>>212639785
They fell off at the end of the 2010s.

>>212639981
desu I never engage with the online discourse around movies and when i do, i see insane takes that don't correlate with reality whatsoever. those takes do however make good clickbait for people to profit from.

>>212639730
>after a second viewing they will love it
Is that a threat WB? You clearly done this to Angry Joe.

>>212640639
they remind me of ex-nerds who have truly moved on. they could channel that energy for a few years into smug indifference, but now they just well and truly don’t care. Rich is still living the meme. fat, baseded out, old. I bet they look down on him for still caring.

I do share their review. It was a fun use of an afternoon in the way that a fun theme park ride is. I’m never going to think about the movie again.

They're no good superman films. Superman 1 has some good scenes people only like it cos of Reeves. The sequels were also all bad.

>>212639824
Simpsons did it