Thread 212640527

Reviewers are currently apologizing for giving Superman a bad review......

>>212640527 (OP)
I believe in Drinker

>>212640527 (OP)
Angry Spic was always a sellout

>>212640527 (OP)
They rewatched it and realized how massive whiny faggots they were being so they're apologizing for being massive faggots.

>>212640527 (OP)
Wow?! Are they really?
We need a separate /amerislop/ board for all this crap. It's getting ridiculous.

>>212640553
he just said a bunch of contradictory things to cover all his bases like RLM.

He gave a good review to suicide squad 2016

>>212640596
That's fine, Superman is a contradictory movie.

>>212640527 (OP)
Did they realize the Israel comparison after the fact?

>>212640527 (OP)
>Apologies from literally whos will give the movie money
k

>>212640527 (OP)
It's just a typical moment for Joe.
Not the first time he has done that.
He is extremely high on copium and tries to find ways to overcome his initial sense of disappointment.

/ourguy/ holds strong

>>212640527 (OP)
Punished Pablo

>>212640596
RLM was pretty clear about liking the movie.

>>212640814
>gave it a 3/5
based

I don't watch outrage YouTube anymore, did they all hate it then suddenly with a fearful voice apologize?

>>212640527 (OP)
Who gives a shit? Surly only considers the opinion of one movie reviewer, and that’s Surly.

>>212640527 (OP)
How can you dislike something and one week later like it without nothing logical to change what you personally like or dislike

>>212640995
Because his friends were making them hate it. He watched it the second time and loved it without other joe and Alex being Debbie downers and unfairly shitting on it.

>>212640995
It’s called being a pathetic sell out shill

>>212640995
As a superman fan he mentally cannot handle another shitty shitty superman movie so he's convincing himself it's good

>>212640899
Thats his second worst review dipshit. It goes
>awesometacular
>Buy it on Blu-ray
>Good time no alcohol required
>Already forgotten in t-minus minutes
>Good time if you're drunk
>Dogshit

>>212641122
It is good

>>212640527 (OP)
As they should. They still need to be lined up against the wall though

>>212640904
No, they came to their senses and realized how amazing James Gunn is and how he made the best comic book movie since Donner's Superman

>>212640995
By seeing the Rotten Tomatoes score and reading the comments on his video

a lot of other critics will start doing the same

>>212640594
You're right. Have you guys seen the newest French movie where a twink gets butt blasted by a Somalian immigrant and then the cops kill him? Pure kino

>>212641990
Nonce stuff would come under the American umbrella.

>>212640616
He fucking gave a good review of Transformers 2.

>>212640527 (OP)
angry pedro is a fucking hack. same thing happened with starfield. he loved it at the beginning but when reddit started to hate on it he changed his mind.

>>212640527 (OP)
>gets criticism for wearing the snyder superman suit while defending gunns superman
>Forced to get a new suit to validate his arguments

>>212640814
I always appreciated Jeremy's Jahns reviews. They're just straight to the point.

>>212640814
>>212643303
Based Jahns.

>>212640553
isn't he a non american, why dose he talk so much about american politics

>Assdestroyed Antonio forced to do a public Humillation Ritual for his retarded Snyderjeet takes.
I love it.

>>212640527 (OP)
>>212640527 (OP)
Lmao blatantly obvious they were all threatened or bribed. Or both.

>>212640527 (OP)
Damn, perturbed Pedro is looking rough. He should work out more.
Also it's kind of crazy he has that hairline at his age despite clearly not taking care of himself. Genetics are a crazy thing

>>212643625
They are grifters you retard, just wait a couple of days and half these retards you fag coomsume are gonna do a 180 on the 'Wokerman' film...

>>212640553
FPBP

many reviewers are fucking spineless frauds

>>212643799
>critical grifter
>not utterly spineless

>>212640527 (OP)
Because they got the call from WB. It's so obvious.

>>212640648
>Superman is a contradictory movie.
How so?

His Top Ten Superman comics review was pretty solid. Mostly golden age to 80s stuff, with no current shite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpnR89I92hk

>>212646137
Another one...perfect.

>>212646137
More critics need to be doing this. Let's get that Rotten Tomatoes score up into the 90s where it belongs

>>212640553
Criticuck drincuck is so low iq he gets filtered by the stories of children's video games. Unsurprising that a womanly limpwristed chinlet retard like him would like this slop.

>>212640553
>The guy whose character is that he is stuck in GG era
Seriously, he wasn't around then but he feels like he would've fit in with Sargon and the like. I don't mean that in a good way

>>212640814
>has the correct take
>stands by it
>gives Zack Fair a shoutout outta nowhere at the end of his video
Based as fuck. Drinker is a pencilnecked fag with dogshit taste by comparison, always has been.

What's the fat spics name again?

>>212646137
>Face red, eyes glistening from crying about the backlash
>Gives a formal apology to his fans for daring to have the wrong opinion
Angry Joe never even apologized. This guy is unbelievably pathetic

>>212646137
and people said marvel didn't ruin movies

>>212640814
Based

>>212647218
This guy is definitely more of a movie describer than a critic.

>>212647218
based retard

>>212640527 (OP)

this is factual btw

>>212640527 (OP)
>>212649272

OH SHIT

>>212646137
Jesus…

>>212640527 (OP)
>>212649272
>>212649321
>Gives it a 6 out of 10 in his initial review
>Says that he liked the movie but didn't fall in love with it
>He liked several aspects such as the chemistry between Superman and Lois, Gardner, Terrific, Lex, the atmosphere of the movie and lightheartedness, etc.
>However, he felt the story was rushed and the pacing was off. That the movie was 60% Superman with others taking the spotlight, and the lore changes with Kal-El's parents he felt were a betrayal. The score with the punk rock wasn't Superman to him. The emotional moments felt shallow with Gunn not letting scenes land before moving on or ending with a joke.
>The action was for the most part average, mentioning that the same cinematographer that worked on The Flash worked on Superman
>Overall, to him in felt like a bad Justice League animated series filler episode
>However, he is a diehard Superman fan so the fact that people seem to be loving the movie online is breaking his mind because he feels there is something wrong with him and that he should love it.
I feel bad for disturbed pedro on this one. His review might be one of the most objective ones around.

>>212649431
He probably didn’t appreciate that scene where Superman turns to the camera and says “What Israel is doing in Gaza is genocide and Netanyahu is on the Epstein list, Palestine will prevail!”

>>212640527 (OP)
This film is legitimately one of the worst films I have ever seen.

Screenshot this post or whatever the fuck but this film is gonna be one that kills off Capeshit as a cultural phenomenon.

>>212640995
I liked the movie when I saw it last night, but after a day on /tv/ I can only see the flaws.

>>212640527 (OP)
Warner is going hard paying microinfluencers to shill the movie on instagram. Every other reel I’m getting is the same thing; “Wow, Superman made me feel alive! It makes me want to be a better person!” Or something along those lines using the credits song. It’s so obviously all fake.
I worked in digital marketing so I know how this works. They’re buying hundreds of undisclosed ads

>>212645673
Honestly not a terrible lineup even if it's mostly normalfag Superman core

>>212650071
what did he mean by this

>>212640814
Anyone who wears a leather jacket is a tool bag.

>>212640527 (OP)
he doesn't understand Superman at all

>>212640527 (OP)
My boy Minty stays true & calls it an absolute shitshow mess of a movie.

He has autism powers so you can't bully him. Shills, get fucked.

>>212650420
Only number 9 is contestable. Krypto isn't always Superman's dog, otherwise I agree with Joe. I'm not a fan of the film myself, I'd give it a 5/10 at best. It drove me nuts how ineffective Superman really was at the end of the day, he wasn't even the one to take down Lex- it was Jimmy Olsen's macguffin contact.

>>212650420
or maybe hes sick of marvel's capeshit

>>212645673
>lists Death and Return of Superman at number 10
No need to watch further. His opinion is complete shit. This is the most overrated Superman story ever.

>>212648793
I never understood why he was so popular. He gives the most basic ass reviews possible.

>>212650294
He means it shits on Israel.

>>212649541
> The fact that people seem to be loving the movie online is breaking his mind because he feels there is something wrong with him
I refuse to watch his shit, but that's funny as fuck
>>212650420
>Score is weak
True, I can only really remember the licensed songs
>Krypton shit
Good idea, middling execution. I enjoyed the commentary on nature v nurture and how it tied into the last scene with Clark looking at all the videos of the kents, but it's so oddly brushed aside by the end. Like Lex might be a bad guy, but everyone suddenly turning to Superman's side felt so forced.
In regard to his issues specifically it'll probably get addressed in Supergirl and I'm sure there's more to it than space fascism.
>Lex
Best part of the film, and most people I've spoken to seem to agree; that's absolutely a him issue.
>Kaiju diversion
Agree wholeheartedly.
>Kyrpto
For someone who wears superman cosplay he doesn't seem to know a whole lot about the character.

>>212640527 (OP)
>this unfunny retard is rich and famous and Spoony is dying alone in squalor
There is no god.

>>212652532

i still remember the first time i found him after playing this shitty game and seeing him venting. similar to AVN when i saw the Fester's Quest then went on a deep dive of his catalog

for the most part he was spot on for ranting about shitty but also AAA games.

he eventually started bringing in his cousin and it got lame, because they would just do live streams instead, seeing a few of their recent group reviews has been good, especially that 3rd guy they have, but his Cousin seemed to be more playing a "character" insead of himself back then and turned me off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7uwNNLrtJk&t=168

>>212652720
I was talking about Jahns.
It's easy to see what the appeal of Fercious Fernado was. As he was one of the first video game reviewers who would go on rants.

>>212640553
lol

In his hate review sounded like hated the twist with the parents more anything. The movie is a simple saturday morning cartoon for kids.

>>212652654
>Angry has good mental health.
>Extrovert
>Friendly and open to people
>Doesn't burn bridges
Yeah no shit.

>>212653946
Doug walker is really autistic about Jor el the minor back story character too