i'm gonna get my life back on track and grow some dope

it’s all about the bacon and the sparrows buddy

Was he dimes?

come on sarah let's go with the milk

I was just reading there where it says vancouver

>>212642233 (OP)
That seems like a moderate sized joint to the average Canadian such as myself

Twenty pizzas here for a uhhh... Trevor Lahey?

>>212644427
if you see him in an episode, you know you've watched too far.

>>212645688
He was in episode one, dude.

>>212642233 (OP)
I think about this line all the time and laugh out loud. I don't even know why it's so funny

>>212646144
Cause he's stating the obvious.

>>212642233 (OP)

>>212645688
>>212646144
>>212648133
FUCK OFF WITH THE DUBS

I WAS GETTIN CHANGED
NON KNOCKIN MAWFACKAS

Man, cut! Ray, truck driving passed out phantom 3-o-9 motherfucker!

Say something nice about this.

>>212648381
Its over and we didn't have to see their aging faces for a while.

>>212648938

Choose

>>212642233 (OP)
Man it's Saturday night and I want to smoke but my sister in law is over

>>212649596
Lucy no contest

>>212649596
...Barb

>>212649729
Go out for a walk, Anon.

>>212650344

How could I be myself when you are counting my gnomesayings?!

>>212651405
*sucks teeths*

>>212642233 (OP)

>>212650344
She was pretty hot when she was younger

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

>>212650344
>>212651491
>>212650344

>>212649596
Early Sarah was 11/10 pump n' dump plapmeat

>>212650530
I might go 'check the ph balance' on the pool

>>212649596
>>212649761
If you get with Lucy, you're getting Ricky's, Julian's, J-Roc's, T's, Randy's, Sarah's, and probably a lot of other unmentioned people's sloppy seconds and ninths. She has to have the ability to fuck like a fighter jet for that much service in her stop 'n go flesh garage.
Sarah would neg you, push negative people out of your life unless she just went full bore and used everyone else out of your life too, but she would be doting and devoted and defend you at the drop of a hat, warts and all.

>>212652136
>Ricky's, Julian's, J-Roc's, T's, Randy's, and probably a lot of other unmentioned people's sloppy seconds and ninths
This all applies to Sarah as well.

>>212652159
When did Sarah sleep with Julian?

>>212652054
Fuck man, if you have a pool and a joint, go for a swim.

>>212642282
> No one wants to admit they’ve been kicked out of 109 countries

>>212652214
The wife and I swam earlier tonight, it was nice. Just got the pool set up and good to go. I ended up smoking and had a chill night and am enjoying a chill TPB thread. Good times

>>212654337
Sounds like a swell summer evening.

I think it's in the first season when everyone just randomly shows up at Julian's, Ricky and Bubbles start brawling, Lahey and Randy (?) start banging on his door and J-roc and the other guys start bullying Cory and Trevor. Absolutely hilarious.

>>212656079
Every episode it like that; its fine for a few seconds until something absolutely insane happens, like Ricky spanking Randy with a spatula while wrestling him to the ground and forcing him to put a shirt on and then it cuts to the opening credits and that piano. The show hadn't even been running for 4 minutes.

Fuckin' way she goes, boys.

for me it's the random unseen guy who shouts something every episode

Has "mowing the air" produced any good yard results?

>>212656987
donny

>>212649596
Lucy no question. Peak trailer slut meat.

>>212655657
>>212655680

>>212655918
jim lahey vs wild

>>212642723
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>*clothesline*

FUCK THIS THREAD!
I got work to do.

>>212649761
>>212650344
>>212657115
S2 Sarah > S2 Barb > S3 Lucy > S4 Trin

>>212652159
Sarah was downright a Puritan compared to Lucy ("bisexuality" aside)

>>212650888
I unironically say this to myself when I've gotta do something that sucks or is physically laborious.
>Also, checked HARD, bud.

>>212651388
>We got a report of some guys getting drunk and stoned and playing Space in the street

>>212650344
Her scalloped potatoes are FUCKED.

>>212657248
Nah Lucy has always been peak. I don’t really like Irish chicks for some reason I think barbs hot too lol

>>212656079
>>212656541
The entire first season is self-contained lightning in a bottle. Infinite rewatch value. Don't get me wrong, I love all the Showcase seasons, but s1 just had something else. Before everyone became flandarized
>julian was the park leader
>Ricky was FUCKED
>bubbles was just a quirky background guy that everyone in the park loved
>Lahey was sober and great at his job
>randy was a calm, but stern enforcer
>Phil Collins and Jacob were just guys who worked random jobs until Ricky got them fired
>Cory and Trevor were just lovable mooches

>>212649596
Sarah’s way more relatable and cute. Lucy’s a bitch in person and on film.

>>212649596
early seasons sarah

>>212650888
well why the fuck not

Exhibit 2
>>212649596

>>212657533
Sarah looks like a man

>>212657488
>>212657467
I'd dump so many greasy trailer park loads inside early-sarah. I'd come home all drunk and on drugs from the bridge game. Won about $60 on VLT's. Picked up a pack of the good chicken fingers (8 bucks) and we just get absolutely DRUNK as FUCK and bang on the couch. It'd be awesome.

>>212657545
gay^

>>212657612
Im strictly talking about looks Lucy is more attractive i don’t care if she’s a shitty person. All women are shitty.

>>212657467
>>212657533
i'd move to a trailer park just to fuck a girl like sarah

>>212657674
Lucy on my dick
Sarah's tits on my face

>BAKE MY WORDS LAHEY!

>>212657674
mogged

>>212657642
>Lucy is more attractive

>>212657642
>Lucy is more attractive
So you're into skanky meth head looking ghouls?

>>212657749
Well yes

>>212657774
Well it is 1000 on a sunday morning, might as well have a little drinksy poo

>>212657875
do true alcoholics just down a whole hard liquor bottle like that?

>>212657902
No.

>>212652946
kek

>>212657674
Oof, never realized the titmog

>>212648381
It was a cute concept that failed in the execution

>>212649596
Sarah. Love me some redheads

>>212657946
>>212657902
Yes.

>>212657902
True alcoholics bang that shit

>>212657902
no, typically they're medium and steady with their drinking

tupa-tupa death metal
gimmi that shit