"Meat Dimension" edition

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>>212644374 (OP)
Is that kosher?

>>212644374 (OP)
>She's honorary dude

So, how are you all coping with having just learned Shatner is Jewish?

>So, how are you all coping with having just learned Shatner is Jewish?

>>212644374 (OP)

>>212645121
Don't care. Go back to /pol/, faggot.

>>212645121
Shatner has always been cool, one of the good ones, he can be the last one to go to the pizza ovens

>>212645159
That’s clever. I don’t get it

>>212645198
No, no, it's fine with me. But I hear so much seething about Jews in this thread, I just wondered if any of them realized the star of their favorite show is Jewish, that's all.

>>212645121
Guess you're not a fan of Adam sandler

>>212645721
It's a Fleetwood Mac joke

Just to be clear, I’m the guy who started this shit last thread and triggered the idf. I have no issue with him or anyone else being Jewish, not my problem. It’s just interesting is all

>>212645845
What a way to enter the thread

>>212645845
calling an actor hebraic is so redundant, like calling them homosexual. much more offended by canadianness.

>Just to be clear, I’m the guy who started this shit last thread and triggered the idf. I have no issue with him or anyone else being Jewish, not my problem. It’s just interesting is all

>>212645877
Whatever, it’s biographical information about two of the original stars of the franchise. Interesting. I’m guessing they bonded over it or something, I dunno

>>212645845
I already knew that him and nimoy were Jewish, anon. It’s hollywood a lot of em are.

>>212645972
Both Ukrainian Jewish too, which is neat

>>212646004
You gonna bring up the fact that they were born 4 days apart too?

>>212645121
I knew he was Jewish because of the Hannakuh Song. Harrison Fords a quarter Jew, Not Too Shabbyy

>>212645121
>So, how are you all coping with having just learned Shatner is Jewish?
Adam Sandler told us back in '94
"You don’t need “Deck The Halls” or “Jingle Bell Rock”
‘Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock — both Jewish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvcvvNk2Fic

>>212646049
I didn’t notice but that is pretty cool. I bet they had joint birthday parties. Seems like they got on well

>>212646058
>Harrison Fords a quarter Jew, Not Too Shabbyy
Harrison Ford, whose mother was fully Jewish, met Sandler and corrected him with a single word: "Half!"

>>212645758
yeah yeah we get it... one of you plays the big bad obnoxious nazi in every thread and then you get to lead the rest of us on with your scripted "You antisemites ruin every thread, go back to pol! We all hate you don't we fellow whites!". YAWN

JUST TO BE CLEAR

>>212645721
"Fish oil" contains Omega-3 which is a vital mineral the body needs. "Super fish oil" - "superficial"

oh man what a silly episode. i'm so glad the crew chose Archer wanting to save a bunch of helpless infants as the final straw for everyone to start refusing orders and mutinying. too bad no one said anything a few days ago when he was being led around by the nose by Shran and everyone went along with such an obvious ruse and they lost the weapon prototype. but yeah not like that endangered the mission more than having to hang out at this crashed ship for a few extra days in an attempt to show compassion for defenseless babies. better lock him up and relieve him of command because that's clearly insane. it's so fun that the one time I think Archer has a point it's just him being literally neurologically compromised and everyone else's cartoonish callousness was supposedly the correct answer according to the show. ok, whatever lol i'm just along for the ride. what a great episode that never would have happened if they all didn't inexplicably take off their suits and helmets when they got on the Xindi ship for no goddamn reason.

anyway, I think the Malcom-Hayes blossoming bromance is like the best thing in the show so far. i dunno I'm just really into it. they actually have chemistry or something.

>>212646286
>"Super fish oil" - "superficial"

>>212646156
Fair nuf

Anyway. What was this guy’s deal? I somehow always picture him lurking in the corner as Lwaxana gets pleasured by whatever dude she’s latched onto that week

>>212646311
yeah, malcolm has all the best bromances. ENT is all about enjoying the ride, its more inconsistent than voyager but somehow less mood swingy.

>>212646342
probably psychic as fuck riding that lwaxana empath buzz

Neelix is offering to let B'ellana make fun of him kek what a cuck

>>212646112
Nimoy admitted he was in kind of a bad place during the TOS filming. He was still a very hungry actor, very serious about providing for his family and having felt like a failure up until that point. Bill was always joking, having fun on set, pulling gags, and Nimoy and he sometimes clashed over that. They became very close in the 70s and during the TOS films around the time of Shatner's second marriage where Nimoy was his best man but then they became estranged at the end before Nimoy's death.

Nimoy's son said it was probably due to the mental issues Leonard suffered at the end.

>>212646454
post-kes neelix knows what he wants and he gets it.

>Computer, which ethnic group is overrepresented by over 1000% in Hollywood? Analysis.

>>212646156
>PART time!

>doing the suicide mission yourself because you don't wanna order someone to die because it will hurt your fee fees
Archer is a fucking joke captain. oh my god is this show even for real? That anon was right, he is a Vulcan plant picked to sabotage the mission.

Watching Voyager episode Nemesis. I really like the work that went into writing the strange English they speak. This episode is so mindfucky I love it. Last time I watched it I forgot the twist

>>212648138
Just keep riding the wave of retardation until you reach faith of the heart, buddy.

>>212648187
I glimpsed the nemesis today. It was fucking Major Kira's mom.

>>212648606
It will fuck Kiras mom in the hereafter as well

I like the Rock vs 7 episode

Who hasn't fucked Kira's mom? Probably Kira's dad.

>I was tasked to drill you, Chakotay, but you drilled me
Uhhhhhh fucking kek

>>212648968

>>212648807
i laughed

I think in Star Trek

>>212646342
>knows how to have a good time
>perfect rhythm
>doesn't say a lot
>doesn't leave a bunch of half empties
Functional alcoholic

>>212647099
>authorization needed

>Casey Biggs guest star on Enterprise
it should be a crime to put a handsome man in uggo alien makeup. can't I have anything in this show?

>>212649294
Motherless beasts

>>212645121

>>212649182

>>212649426
getting closer there polschizo keep up the good work

>>212649426
I am not swayed by lies, china eats bats and started covid

I hate that we exist beyond this point

>T'Pol is a crack addict
ahahahahahahaa I love this show

Sure has been peaceful in /trek/ the last few days, wonder why

Post comfy episodes to celebrate. Here's a personal comfy favorite of mine, pic related.

>>212649995
here's a comf

>>212649995
Shore Leave

>>212650178
Is that Quarks actor?

>>212649651
I mean they can afford to be a few years off, the writers guesstimated

>>212650191

>>212650329
not even close, he was the doctor guy in the running man.

>>212650178
what does Data do to him?
give him the business?
the runaround?
that episode had a satisfying ending

>>212650368
>george teh gay is a rapist
no....mister sulu....

>>212650450
busted him up

I am mentally retarded

>>212650623
I'm pretty sure there's a Star Wars thread somewhere around here.

>>212650623

>>212650623

>>212650623
Is this how DS9fags introduce themselves?

>>212650840

>>212650385

>>212650774
kek I forgot about the episode where Tuvok gets retarded

>>212651039
>who should we make our daughter godparent?
>how about the guy that dated the three year old
Neelix is a hard watch for me

>>212651309
Kes was mature I don't care how long it took her race to grow it's irrelevant and in this house Neelix is a hero. End of fuckin story!

>>212651302
its one of my favs, the tuvok+neelix stories are always the best.

>>212651372
I also like Tuvok and Neelix bros

Has anyone made a webm of Neelix leaving the ship with Tuvok's dance at the end? One of the best moments of VOY

>>212651342
Sure fine. Do you still want in charge of your after your daughter after the telporter turns you into an oceangate passenger?

>>212651431
>watch and ring on the right hand
That guy is a predator

>>212646327
it works, it's bad, but it works.

>>212651502
Maybe if you're the type of mug who pronounces "girl" as "goil".

>>212649995
It seems the people that screw up this thread have gone on vacation. If only they would stay there.

>>212652221
The people who screw up this thread are tranny janny and their discord friends. They've annihilated the ability to just discuss Trek (or anything) here. They get especially offended if you note, even jokingly, that they're not actually women and never will be. Gee wonder why...

>>212651392
Made fresh, just for you!

>>212652706
Thanks anon

>>212652706

>>212652748
>>212652760
You're both entirely welcome. I like when the /trek/ thread gets along.

>>212652638
I'm just glad we're having a break from the bullying and petty tyranny. It was getting old.

>>212649492
What a bizarre species

>>212649995
Family

>>212652812
>>212652895
>>212652922
fags, the lot of you

Will a gun fire in space?

Stumbled on this cool fan-made Trek short film on YouTube. Surprisingly well done. If you don’t mind a bit of AI slop, it’s great. Best part? No woke crap. Mostly white cast, and the guest chick is a total babe. Honestly feels way more like classic Trek than Nu-Trek. Link below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VUcc2H-W3g

>>212653047
https://www.google.com/search?q=do+bullets+have+their+own+oxidizer
Yes.

>>212652895
as silly as that scene is it does a good job showing the difference between those that are officers and those that want the appearance of being an officer

>>212653074
oh full one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z3igLZ-4UU

I offer "Stone Trek" to all of you. Someone did a Flash cartoon of Star Trek combined with the Flintstones. I thought it was great. See for yourself!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaJhh0k4dkH2BxbJUWtWfKvED5tr2PoTG

>>212653083
Indeed. That scene had the spirit that makes Trek great.

Why do I hate this actor so much?

>>212653173
Why do you sound like an LLM?

>>212652952
>someone upthread asks about comfy episodes
>post your comfiest episode
>it syncs up with a bunch of nutrekkers blowing eachother
Kobayashi Maru

>>212653224
He's great in that episode and he's meant to be hated.

>>212653269
Lack of adequate socialization. Next question?

>>212653269
Because you've gone schizo, and see AI where there isn't any? Seriously, why are you asking me about your apparent mental illness? Like I'm supposed to know.

>>212649651
The sanctuary districts technically came true, they're just not physically walled off or centrally administrated.

>>212653224
I didn't like him in saving private Ryan either. Neanderthal face and neck. It's in our genetic code to hate him

>>212653323
I looked him up and he played a creepy guy on X-Files which is where I am sure I first saw him. He also played one of the aliens from the Gamma Quadrant who were disgusting as well. I guess yeah he's a good actor, he's good at playing someone you don't like. Better than I remember.

>>212653372
My bad I wasn't trying to insult with this reply: >>212653365
I thought the LLM reply was directed at me.

>>212653410
Thanks for explaining, Dukat. *Cardy salute*

>>212653410
White people have like 4% Neaderthal DNA

>>212653224
he's also the weasely hatable guy in alien resurrection, and the weasely hatable guy in the bone collector? thats just what he does and he's a real pro.

>>212653492
Lemic. *nods in cardasian*

>>212653542
I am sure I saw Alien Resurrection so that makes sense. He is just so weasely and hateable. Gotta give him props for knowing what roles work for him.

>>212653515
Yeah and some have way more than 4%

>>212653542
Why actors hate being typecast anyway? This guy embraces it and just sort of specializes in certain character types and he's always effective.

Actors really are arrogant as fuck.

>>212653651
well theres two types of actors and one of them are character actors who do *a* character, like brent spiner. they live off typecasting and the world is better for it.

>>212653663
I thought a "character actor" was just a supporting actor specialist, not someone who just plays the same type of character repeatedly.

>>212653651
I used to love going down the IMDb rabbit hole with every actor I vaguely recognized. Lots of them do embrace being typecast, and many many of those have appeared in multiple Treks. But yeah some actors, the bigger ones, just have way too much ego. Then you go even further and get like a Wes Anderson who refuses to even try anything different.

>>212653224
Leland Orser, also the dude in ENT episode carpenter street

>>212653663
I see you Gail

>>212653733
Yeah he was a real skeezbag in that one too.

>>212653742
Based Gail, one of the purest psychopaths of all time

>>212653742
the forbidden roles of brain2brain media

>>212653733
>Leland Orser
With a name like that he could be the groppler of an M class colony or get 3 seasons of prestige star wars show.

>>212653825
I wish we could trade our resident thread schizos for a Gail type, would be way more interesting than just spamming cartoons

>>212653372
Calm down, you just sound out of place and fake

>>212653844
https://youtu.be/ukYZbeg0D50?si=vmM_FT7k2SWXj1O9
Odds that the two high T individuals who made this video asking Brent about Gail are big lower decks fans.

>>212653825
From Brent Spiner To Gail
>January 13 2019
Dearest gail as you well know I've been hard at work solving the dilemma of our current poop pregnancy crisis on border to Gail I sit here writing to you now with my exceptionally long penis very deeply and warmly into my vagina but or if I may say more correctly our vagina but I couldn't be more thankful than now for the blessing that is my eighteen point five inch manhood as the gentle hugging from your vagina inside my rectum is perhaps the source of my strength during these trying times meanwhile on Church of Gayle the rest of the men have understandably become deeply emotionally distressed one must understand that for a man pooping is an essential part of their masculinity aside from masturbation in the mornings the evenings and sometimes afternoons in the workplace bathroom pooping is one of the most magical and empowering times of a normal man's day the physical pain of our swollen bowels combined with the loss of a critical emotional outlet has led many of our men to fall into depression and a constant line has since formed outside of Gerard Butler Psychiatry office why don't you consent to a colostomy Wladimir Gerard asked no Vladimir pounded his fist on the table colostomy bag is for walking dead like Hillary Clinton I would rather be euthanasia like dog than become as Hillary Clinton I've Vladimir hopefully it will not come to that Gerard replied calmly in a soothing voice with Brent working hard and a solution for all this soon we men may all poop honorably on our own terms similar conversations were had with all of the men reporting to Gerard's office for counselling similar except for one strange outlier Bubba the morbidly obese black Jesuit Bubba of course is not a man on the marriage list nor did he receive a vagina butt
>
https://youtu.be/L5vHkmBoHEQ?si=wMd1_jR41eXp1wC6

>>212653825
>With a name like that he could be the groppler
did anyone ever figure out what exactly is a groppler. one can infer from context that he is some type of leader but that leaves much to be desired
does a groppler hold the power of the purse? who knows

>>212650623
I wrote this

>Hayes died a lame death
ughhhhh noooo they were supposed to have a scene where they brofist and stand back to back shooting flamethrowers at aliens

Bout to lay down and throw on some VOY. Comfy, lads. Comfy.

i just finished Enterprise season 3. i just want to remark that the inside of the Xindi weapon looks like Discovery Zone laser tag.

>>212649452
Incredibly based

>>212645845
AN UNCIRCUMCISED MAN ON THE STARSHIP?! Give that man a club, he'll need it to fight all those thirsty bitches off <3

>>212656230
yeah

guys how do i get into watching star trek?
I watched tng with my grandma when I was a wee lad but ever since when I tried (no matter which series, the movies were alright though, I guess) I gave up after a few episodes
am I not autistic enough?

>>212656410
you just watch it my guy. if you don't like it move on.

>>212656410
Start with any trek and if you like it watch more. You can watch DS9 or ENT without seeing TOS or TNG. All of the shows were designed during a time with little serialization. Sure its better if you know everything but if you don't that is fine as you will find if you love trek you will watch it more than once and get what you missed on the second go around.
TNG is probably the most accessible and looks the best thanks to the HD remaster but just have fun.

>Kim beds yet another female alien moments after meeting her
How does he do it!

>>212656464
well I already did, I want the next level, the one after moving on
>>212656505
thanks anon I'll check out DS9 and ENT
maybe TNG was contaminated by alien jizz

>>212644497
If sammo was a vulcan.

is Star Trek a freemasonic product to mint engineers and scientists? like the gay version of Star Wars?

>>212657198
like a net or sieve to filter them out of normies

>>212657317
jesus christ anon I want normie engineers and scientists, what's wrong with you

>>212653372

I'm halfway through season 5 on my first watch of DS9. They have already fucked my favorite character into oblivion (Odo), and I'm tired as hell of the Kira's pregnant arc. Should I even bother continuing?

>>212657621
ai is getting good at generating cartoon slop
as long as you are not using the ai to generate the story i can imagine this type of technology could be useful for small studious or even individuals to produce a show.
a good example would be the following
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF5iwsUef9o&list=PL14oiCokyIUWhPgCJej67myAN1n8umIap
the graphics are not that great and its a bit crazy but the writing, all human, and world building is fantastic.

>>212657679
Yes it gets worse but Ezri a cute

>>212657761
>>212657621
>>212653372
>a decent haircut is just a social construct dude so let's make it as disgusting ass possible, that's totally not a social construct
i have no idea what that is from but everybody involved needs to go to the konzentration kampz right nowz

>>212657792
I mean the average camera shot must be way less then 10 seconds. I agree ai script and the rest is not ready yet but you could feasibly make a short film as a director using ai for the visuals/sound

>>212657679
What's wrong with Odo?

>>212657844
Nichole de Boer looked fantastic when she was younger. Not hot but she was cute maxxed to the extreme. A sexy little mousy librarian.
Any show no matter how bad was improved when she was on the screen.

>>212657922
Use Yandex

>I just wanted to enslave and cuck you, and maybe randomly zap you sometimes, but if you're not mature enough to handle that, it's alright.

>>212657865
Would the Federation not accept us?

>>212657922
those eyes are incredible :o

>>212658582
Not with that haircut!

>Michael Forest recalled working with his co-stars, "Leslie [Parrish] was a delightful person to work with; no problems; never any difficulties; we would just discuss what we were going to do and we would do it. She was excellent and very personable. William [Shatner] was a bit of a problem, however. You never saw me standing with him; we were always in different shots. We would be talking to one another, but we wouldn't be on camera at the same time. I'm sure that's what he stipulated – because I was so much taller."
Shatbros...?

>>212659623
>William [Shatner] was a bit of a problem, however. He wasn't into gay stuff. Very homophobic.

>>212659670

>>212659623
That doesn't make much sense given that the director and cinematographer would be the ones to frame shots and surely they would make the mc as tall or taller than the antagonist.

>>212659959
while you are right, you can't imagine how faggot even straight actors can get over height
look up yul brenner vs steve mcqueen during the shooting of the magnificent seven (if i'm not mistaken)

>>212645121
>coping with having just learned Shatner is Jewish?
nothing wrong with jews, they're cool

zionists on the other hand will never make it into Sto'Vo'Kor

>>212650440
The credits for that episode included Armin Shimerman. There were 2 ferengis at the end but i didnt recognize them, so i thought he was that guy. I see the thread went to shit while i was asleep.

>>212660136
Manlets give women the ick and destroy an actors career, it makes sense.

>>212652916
They are doing their best to memoryhole it like tiananmen square massacre of june 4 1989

>>212657679
Yes

>>212650450
they are so offended by datas poor sportsmanship that they leave the federation. billions of lives lost in the dominion war because data couldnt accept he was inferior.

>>212661034
China is just following the Prime Directive and not interfering in more primitive societies.

>>212661034
>nobody has made an AAA movie featuring the tiananmen square massacre of june 4 1989 yet
they are just waiting for Tom Cruise to look enough to act the guy with the sack who stood in front of the tank column, right?
any other reason would be pretty heckin disappointing

>>212661466
>look enough
look old enough

>>212652706

>>212661296
Genocide and mass murder makes china look as bad as cardassia

>Spock's reaction at the end of Amok Time, when he realizes Kirk is alive
Brought a tear to my eye.

>>212661646
Kek

>>212653372
>>212657621
>>212657761
>>212657873
absolutely epic! saved!

>>212661646
Ha! Deserved it.

Who was the realest nigga in all of trek?

>>212662837
Mr homn

>>212662837
Gail Chana, never lied.

>>212662837

>>212663627
>you murdered a high ranking klingon diplomat on my ship Mr worf
>sir I did take my communicator off first
>Unacceptable! I am leaving a note in your file. If it happens again I'll write a posts crippled on the letter

>>212663764
>Captain... He was an asshole.

>>212663912
>computer where is lt commander worf
>commander worf has taken off his communicator
Phew, the fed can't be held responsible for any treaty violations or war crimes

>>212664229
>Captain Picard, when you were assimilated by the Borg, they used your knowledge to take the lives of tens of thousands of Federation citizens and Starfleet personnel.
>Admiral... The Borg removed my communicator before assimilating me.
>...You son of a bitch! This court martial is dismissed!

>>212644374 (OP)
>penny ist die tiroler salami ausgegangen

>>212664293
Didn't the away team steal his communicator and clothes from the cube? We're they collaborators?
>also
Imagine how bad 4 seasons of 1st officer Shelby would be

>>212664470
She had some big ol' titties. If they changed her hair, it might not've been so bad.

>>212652812
>>212652895
>>212657621
>>212657761
>>212657873

Lower Decks is here for you
It's your favorite Star Trek crew
They're so quirky, cool and fun
It's the best cartoon in town
Trek's no longer just for nerds
Join Paramount+ with your friends
We have Mariner, Boimler too
Tendi is trans and so will be you

We will breach final frontier
By accepting folks who's queer
Strong black female is our lead
Dabbing on white boys indeed
Kurtzman's vision guides us now
Be inclusive and have fun
We're best Star Trek, through and through
Tendi is trans and so will be you

NuTrek shows are here to stay
Support all who's black or gay
Eat your bugs and drink your söy
Be a good, obedient goy
Buy subscription and consume
Don't use words "tranny" or "troon"
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>>212664579
I can't get over her face mole, it's like a third nipple....on her face. Goddamn HD releases
>>212664590
Once again an AGP is spamming nutrek. Not because of their love for the source or their devotion to trek. No it is just another vehicle to talk about their transition.
>don't bully me
>can't we get along
>'here is my nutrek spam, complete with degen b8ing
It's no wonder why you cretins are hated in every hobby you enter.

>>212664699
u mad bro

>>212646286
U R autism

>>212663393
I would drink with that big nigga anytime. Hes also super strong and cool af under pressure.

>>212664893
U section 41 bro?

>>212665369
He was 3day'd on thursday and just got back

>>212665398
God you're right

>>212664590
>NuTrek shows are here to stay
Literally every single one got cancelled and now that SNW is on the chopping block they're officially all dead lmao

>>212665515
Nta but let me add, good riddance

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrnpqMdx92o

>>212665398
not me, but thanks for playing

>>212666079
Based Cardassian bleepbloop

>>212666079
Holy fuck i want to drink kanar with Damar.

>212666096

i dont care for worf

is picard worth watching? I skipped it at the time, but i'm curious as to how it is.

>>212666316
Of course! Every product with the Star Trek label is worth watching.

>>212666316
>is picard worth watching?
sure, if you want to watch star trek get brutally gang raped

>>212666316

>>212666316
no

>>212666316
No

>>212666316
definitely NO. zero redeeming quality.

>>212666372
not even a trekkie or a general poster, but this is one of my favorite reaction gifts of all time

>>212666571
DO NOT REDEEM

>>212666272
Sorry for your childhood

>>212666571
Mommy 7 of 9 if you’re a hag lover

>>212666316
If you love tng and hate all the characters and wish them unending misery in their old age then it was specifically made for you

>>212666815
Nu Trek makes a lot more sense when you describe it as hateful fake-fans damning our favorite characters to some sort of hellish alternate reality in which all of their principles are subverted.

>GAAH!

>>212666889
Yeah I've said it before but nutrek is designed to browbeat the most utopian fanbase into thinking
>all that hopeful futurism was bullshit

>>212666316
Sure! PIcard S1 brings back Data, Data-like androids, and (for no good reason I can fathom) Cthulhu. What's not to like?

Star Trek warp drives run on antimatter. Where does that come from? They can't even mine for that.

>>212667133
They break down dilithium

>>212666810
They made her a granny dyke

>>212666810
Chakotay could not be reached for comment

>>212667315
I thought dilithium just moderates the reaction.

>>212667962
Who knows

>>212660940
You’re still sleeping anon

>>212666815
Gail's bonkers but she can get it

>tfw it's meatloaf night at the ocampan nursing home

Gail's fetishes were about ten years ahead of their time

>>212668141
Seems like a pretty big plot hole, is all. Maybe some of our "real Trek" fans can pipe in with an explanation. Or maybe this franchise has always been more fantasy than sci-fi.

>>212667133
>>212667962
>>212668493
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Antideuterium

>>212668493
Just read the wiki anon
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Warp_drive
>>212668563
Parallel thought lol

>>212668595
My mind to your mind, your posts to my posts

>>212668433
When your fetish is foot and half long data cocks in his own "vagina butt" creating an incestuous poop baby star child ... it's tough thinking anything is off the table in the bedroom

>>212668657
LL&P anon

If you could nutcrack any star trek which would it be?

Benzites are bros

>>212668747
*hits chest vape*

>>212668453
very uncomfortable humiliation ritual episode

>>212668723
If you're asking
>what star trek cast would you want to see recreate the nutcracker
That's a TNG holodeck 2 parter all the way
If you're asking
>what trek show needs to be violently castrated
I'm guessing you want someone to say nutrek, but that shit is already a Eunich.

>>212649995
If Data deserves human rights than so does Lore since he's every bit as sentient as his brother. He was owed a fair trial and a lawyer for his warcrimes. Data once again assumed Judge, Jury, and Executioner.

>>212668747
I'm surprised zoomers haven't made vapes like this yet considering they can't go two minutes without hitting it

>>212668867
Go start a colony with lore than midwit. What could go wrong

>>212668747
few races evoke such hate in me as a benzite. I love Nelix more than those disgusting benzite creatures.
Just look at them and how smug they are smoking their stupid vapor they need to survive. Always so sure of themselves as if they can do no wrong.
Sisko should sterilize their home world from orbit

>>212668491
Good grief the autism of Trekkies is something else. If you could harness the 'tism and obsession level of some of these people and use it for something productive, all the technobabble would become real. It makes me feel better about my own hyperfixation level.

>>212669022
Nah the benzite cops to receiving help from wesley and says he shouldn't get invited to the academy and instead Wesley should. He tried to save us from more wesley episodes. He was based and a bro.

>>212669108
What a bro...what a fucking bro

>>212669098
Watch the vid here>
>>212653981
The people trying to make fun of the church of gail are bigger freaks than gail

>>212669108
Picard could have saved us from more Wesley episodes by throwing him from the airlock in Naked Now.

>>212669162
Age old dilemma of trying to bang the widow but having to deal with her aspire son

>>212669223
**aspie son

>>212668563
>>212668595
Unless I'm missing something, neither of those articles answers my specific question, which is where the antimatter comes from.

>>212669267
They break down the deuterium >>212668563

>>212669286
The article doesn't say that. It says antideuterium reacts with normal matter to create energy. It doesn't say where the antideuterium comes from.

>>212669223
All that simpery, all for nothing.

>>212669267
They mine it from lightning storms on class P planets

>>212668706
>not wearing Security uniform

>>212669516

>>212669392
Seems like they'd need a bigger source than that. They have entire fleets of starships.

this cunt was a cardi operative

>Space exploration is the last vestige of colonial impulse!
How do you respond to this without sounding white? Hard mode: no physical violence.

>>212669689
A little bit of antimatter goes a long way anon, plus by the late 24th century starship were able to generate their own antimatter

>>212669736
>Sure is, anyway, engage

you know how there's been like multiple times when Daniels pulls Archer aside and is like "Archer no you can't do this dangerous mission yourself. You have to send one of the expendable crew members to do it you're too important to the timeline." I just can't find the words to articulate how much I hate this. Like, Archer being a Chosen One. Like I really am supposed to take seriously that the Federation won't form without this bumbling fuck literal joke of a captain being the lynchpin? I don't like feeling this way about a Starfleet captain, like actual disdain for the idea that any one of them in particular would be so instrumental to something that important, but especially Archer. he doesn't deserve it. but it's not my fault the show has so far portrayed him the way it has. maybe if it was Kirk or Picard or something I could buy it but not this guy. and don't tell me it's faith of the heart. Faith of the Heart is not something special that only Archer has, every other captain in Trek had it but they weren't also dumb as rocks.

>>212669783
Literally says "generate ... limited quantities of antimatter", implying there are larger sources out there, which is the question I'm trying to get answered. And where do they get the power to drive this antimatter generator?

>>212669836
It sounds to me like you don't have enough faith of the hear brother
Archer is the second best captain
He's white, male and american, and he's bringing the world to a democracy and freedom whether they agree with it or fucking not

>>212669893
I would guess it's generated by atoms hitting each other or something and it doesn't require "power"

>>212669915
Sorry no this Federation founding thing feels so hamfisted and forced I can't wait to see how stupid it gets in season 4.

>>212669836
If it's any solace anon, I'm pretty sure Max Headroom killed Daniels

>>212669915
Are we ever going to have another white male captain?

>>212669893
>Literally says "generate"
So the same word I used. Good catch prequel fag lol

>>212669953
Something needs to cool the incoming matter to near absolute-zero, and something needs to stretch the matter into "tiny filaments". That requires power, unless you want to claim the antimatter generator is a perpetual motion machine. I'm willing to accept fake science, but not fake thermodynamics or fake logistics.

>>212669953
>Sorry no this Federation founding thing feels so hamfisted
You're a cynical poopy doodoo-head and you obviously went into the show trying to hate it, meanwhile those of us who enjoy the great man theory and individualistic humanism messages of Star Trek Enterprise which have been forgotten since The Original Series, this show is for us the heroes of the future.
>b-but h-he's d-dumb!
Go suck off Picard's accent some more you faggot "enlightened" cuck, a fucking limey will never be president of the Federation of American Planets!

and let's not forget mommy t'pol

>>212670098
No one gives a fuck what you do or do not accept faggot lol

>>212669836
Archer is a special little nepo baby who right place right timed it. Live with it anon he’s the father of the federation. How many retarded figure heads does this country have? Dudes like George Washington.

>>212670191
So you admit that one of the core underlying principles of this franchise makes no sense at all, and that Star Trek is as much of a "wizards in space" fantasy as Star Wars.

>>212670109
i enjoy the show a lot. but Archer being dumb is simply not up for debate.

what I mean about the Federation is how they dropped the Andorian/Vulcan war plot which I was actually into but I guess they might pick it up again in season 4 but isn't that kind of important to resolve to form an alliance? all they have is a cease fire and supposedly an Andorian faction that doesn't even want peace and then there has been a grand total of ONE episode featuring a Tellarite and he was just a bounty hunter. I would have enjoyed a show actually about all these races solving their beefs with the help of humans but it's not about that it's about saving the Earth from transdimensional fucks which has nothing to do with Federation races.

>>212670109
>Picard vs Archer tensions rising ITT
Niether captain would approve anons. No more brother temporal cold wars

>>212670239
>so you admit that trek is just space wizards
Fuck no, but I admit you're a prequel faggot lol

>>212670262
>Stewart looks the same as the pilot while Spiner is visibly much older and more tired
What's the secret? Is it the Earl Gray?

>>212670441
It's upthread but having his own starching poop baby after self insemination into Spinner's vagina-butt took a toll on him. According to Gail hes packing an 18 incher and a vagina-butt

>>212654209
Have you read it in the original klingon

>>212670397
Trying to have a discussion with you is like trying to reason with a squalling baby. You can't see past the end of your own nose, you fall for the simplest of gambits, and you resort to deflection and trolling when exposed. You're a perfect example of why Shatner can't stand Star Trek fanbois. And my point stands... "antimatter" in Star Trek may as well be magic, making this franchise a space-wizard fantasy.

>>212670441
because patrick stewart was old to begin with

>>212670655
Cool opinion no one here gives a fuck about prequel faggot

>>212670701
The antimatter problem exists in non-prequels. Your bringing up of "prequel" is both deflection and a red herring.

>>212670505
They need to start naming new mental illnesses after these people.
>>212670699
Picard stayed locked at 50 for most of his era. Maybe 55 by the end. It wasn't until his namesake show he started showing his age.

>>212670744
No prequel fag, it's a designation of you and your Fandom. OT fans don't give a shit and realize star wars is seperate and different from trek. Only prequel faggots are insecure about their Fandom to run into a /trek/ thread and start sperging about it all being science fantasy and wizards. It as obvious and stupid as any prequel trilogy movie.

>>212670792
It's funny because church of gail was new and weird 15 years ago, now there just thousands of degens doing the same thing with half the sincerity

>>212669689
>a bigger source than glacial planets in an entire quandrant of the galaxy
What the fuck are you talking about?

Reminder that any of these three guys could've been Picard.

Imagine if it was the black guy during the Code of Honor episode, kek.

>>212671476
Our timeline isn't optimal, but it has its benefits

>>212670883
Robert Pattinson figured out how to deal with stalkers. Take them on a date and then complain about your life for two hours. It instantly causes them to lose interest and stop seeing you as otherworldly.
>>212671476
The black guy probably would have vetoed Code of Honor. the audacity to write that script when there are two black people on the main cast as it is...

>>212671608
Written by a woman btw
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katharyn_Powers
>also
I hate the stupid hate code of honor gets. No one complains about all white beta boy planet. Star Trek leans into stereotypes, and shows how mostly the stereotypical differences in people are surface level.
>imagine what the men would look like on a planet where women were the dominant gender
>cast white manlets
As they should, it's what we were seeing in our minds eye.

>>212671575
>b-before I die.... please tell me... we're going to get.... a fifth season

>>212671608
>Robert Pattinson figured out how to deal with stalkers. Take them on a date and then complain about your life for two hours. It instantly causes them to lose interest and stop seeing you as otherworldly.
One time I did this without even trying. I found out a girl was obsessed with me and had been stalking me online. I went out on a date with her, one date, and she immediately lost interest

>>212671898

>>212671476
Yaphet Kotto rules. Knew how cornball Live & Let Die was & was a great part of what made Homicide tick. It's kind of strange because he does feel more like a black Picard than Sisko does, different acting.

>>212644374 (OP)
Imagine if Starfleet's mission was not exploration, but hustling.

https://youtu.be/l_smqCTiLFs?si=ROUeuNom6GrURAn_

New, slightly early
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>>212670847
Is that what you're seething about? I mentioned Star Wars because it's not sci-fi, it's a fantasy about space wizards fighting with glowing swords. And if there's no explanation for a major underpinning of the Star Trek franchise, i.e. where they get antimatter, then it's also little more than fantasy space wizards. It seems impossible you missed that point; I think you're being deliberately obtuse.

>>212671162
So that's how Zefram Cochrane got his original antimatter, then? By already going off-planet to collect it from some atmosphere?

>>212669915
Imagine a parallel timeline where Peter Weller was captain. Imagine

>>212673386
We can “make” antimatter now anon, it’s just reliant on having the right isotopes undergoing radioactive decay. A positron is the antimatter equivalent of an electron, which basically means that Data should be such an intense source of gamma rays from his positronic brain that everything around him glows. It’s space magic nigger, they ain’t got to explain shit

>>212673872
>space magic
My point exactly. Star Trek is not sci-fi; it's a fantasy about space wizards.

>>212674625
Pretty much, yes. Actual hard scifi is very hard to come by

>>212674831
Then, if Star Trek is fantasy, why do people here seethe about it so much? I'm referring specifically to the "real Trek" types that think TOS and TNG are beyond reproach, and that they need to shit on every other Star Trek series, when it's just fantasy space wizards.