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Anonymous No.212649842 >>212650064 >>212650078 >>212650147 >>212650299 >>212650348 >>212650349 >>212650621 >>212650693 >>212650890 >>212651779 >>212652038 >>212652824 >>212656558 >>212656618 >>212658663 >>212659646
Why is baseball so fucking boring, bros?
Anonymous No.212649881 >>212650003 >>212650278 >>212650441 >>212651013 >>212651033 >>212654158 >>212654991
Baseball is kino. Especially when Mets faggots get dunked on by my Braves
Anonymous No.212650003 >>212650034
>>212649881
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.212650034
>>212650003
seethe…yankees are the real NYC team
Anonymous No.212650064
>>212649842 (OP)
It was better before they decided to try to change the rules.
Anonymous No.212650078 >>212650123
>>212649842 (OP)
The irony of this movie is people still do the "good body" bullshit when it comes to prospecting teenagers in venezuela or whatever

Just look at how the career of Jose Perdomo is going lately
Anonymous No.212650123 >>212650289
>>212650078
wats good body?
Anonymous No.212650147
>>212649842 (OP)
you are a disgusting traitor. kys.
Anonymous No.212650209 >>212651093 >>212651122
I imagine if they stopped selling booze at games 90% of attendance would drop.
Anonymous No.212650278 >>212650557 >>212651013 >>212656687
>>212649881
Not anymore lil’ nigga
Anonymous No.212650289
>>212650123
Tall, strong jaw, thick long cock.
Anonymous No.212650299 >>212650328
>>212649842 (OP)
Just watch Sarah Gadon's baseball movie and you'll never be bored when she's on screen
Anonymous No.212650328 >>212650382
>>212650299
mid at best
Anonymous No.212650348 >>212650389
>>212649842 (OP)
this movie is good precisely because it has like no fucking baseball in it. it's only a good sport in person with lots of chili cheese dogs
Anonymous No.212650349
>>212649842 (OP)
Anonymous No.212650371 >>212650482 >>212651588
They made baseball much worse.
>every hitter swings for the fences
>this results in lots of strikeouts, less base hits, less men on base, an overall more boring product
>pitchers throw hard every fucking pitch and blow out their arms in a few years. During the game they only go between 4-6 inninigs as opposed to 7-8 like years ago
>no hitters and perfect games rarely happen anyone (they weren't commonplace before, but now they are almost an impossibility) because they pull pitchers at 100 pitches
>game built around homeruns (hitting strategy, juiced balls, smaller stadiums)
Only good recent thing is the pitch clock.
Anonymous No.212650382
>>212650328
Watch the webm again. Sarah Gadon is clearly described as the prettiest woman in Texas
Anonymous No.212650389
>>212650348
>chili
No. Pineapple cheese dogs are the GOAT.
Anonymous No.212650413 >>212651873 >>212654039
Just more evidence that the NBA is the only good sport still left
Anonymous No.212650441 >>212650521 >>212650557 >>212651013
>>212649881
A Braves fan calling someone else a faggot, how risible . Do you have any sense of self awareness, anon?
Anonymous No.212650482 >>212650600
>>212650371
I can't abide pitch clock. The only "timekeeping" was an umpire breaking up a meeting on the mound based on his mood that day. The way it should be. The rest of what you said is absolutely correct.
Anonymous No.212650521 >>212650542 >>212650761 >>212651013
>>212650441
>he doesnt have the chop
>he doesnt have the drumline
>he doesnt have blooper
>his team doesnt have a ring
KEKKKKK
Anonymous No.212650542
>>212650521
There’s only like 5 teams that don’t have a ring
Anonymous No.212650553 >>212650625
My dad had to tell me Aaron Judge was like half black and now I don't watch any baseball anymore. it's surprisingly easy to give up. I used to watch every inning of every game but after Jeter and Mariano retired it lost it's luster. Also the Yanks signing a goddamn Astros pitcher the year after they cheated was like a slap in the face to true fans. Also fuck sports leagues for helping to indoctrinate shamdemic nonsense into the gullible public.
Anonymous No.212650557 >>212651013
>>212650441
>>212650278
OOOOOOOHHHHHH OH OH OH OH….OOOOOH OHHHHHHH OH OH!!!!!
Anonymous No.212650600 >>212651007
>>212650482
>I can't abide pitch clock.
In theory you are correct, but holy fuck for years batters would spend 40 seconds adjusting every bit of protection on them (battling gloves, helmet, elbow brace, etc) then the pitcher would spend another 40 seconds kicking the rubber, playing with the rosen bag, then staring down the batter.
I also hate the ghost runner at 2nd base in extra innings. If you want to do this in the 12th inning? Fine. But the 10th? No.
Anonymous No.212650608
the sport was created in a time where people had unlimited time and space.
Anonymous No.212650621
>>212649842 (OP)
Because of Moneyball, ironically.
Anonymous No.212650625 >>212650959
>>212650553
>I used to watch every inning of every game but after Jeter and Mariano retired it lost it's luster.
Jeter is also half black you fucking retard.
Anonymous No.212650630 >>212650883 >>212651013
Braves fans do the chop cause it reminds them of the time they cut their penises off
Anonymous No.212650693 >>212650720 >>212650811
>>212649842 (OP)
>Philip Seymour Hoffman
I will now watch your sport slop
Anonymous No.212650720 >>212650811
>>212650693
He had like 5 lines.
Anonymous No.212650761 >>212650904
>>212650521
I am a Reds fan, let's get that straight, which is the antithesis of what are you.
Anonymous No.212650811 >>212654916
>>212650693
>>212650720
PSH wasn't very good in this. Not bad but he was miscast.
Anonymous No.212650883 >>212651013 >>212651019
>>212650630
Almost as much as filthy fans. Ive met more trannies from Philly who are beagles/phillies/sixer fans than anywhere else in the country. Mets fans are just subhumans
Anonymous No.212650890
>>212649842 (OP)
Once baseball gets the challenge system next year, it'll become the best sport in America.
Anonymous No.212650904 >>212650964 >>212651452 >>212651507 >>212654093
>>212650761
>I am a Reds fan
I have some pics saved from your last World Series victory
Anonymous No.212650959 >>212650996
>>212650625
No I know Jeter is half black I was raised in NY to be accepting and shit. I'm just tired of it and I didn't like how they didn't make it obvious that Judge was half black. They clearly tried to pretend he was white. It's irrelevant now, MLB managed to ruin the game. Glad the Yankees had the last great team from 96-2000 though.
Anonymous No.212650964
>>212650904
You talk like a retarded Yankees fan.
Anonymous No.212650996 >>212651178
>>212650959
>I'm just tired of it and I didn't like how they didn't make it obvious that Judge was half black.
keking hard at this
Anonymous No.212651007 >>212651091
>>212650600
I know what you mean about players killing time but maybe they should've at least made it a pretty long pitch clock. I just hate the idea of a clock in baseball. Ghost runner is fucking retarded though I agree with that.
Anonymous No.212651013 >>212651085
>>212649881
>>212650278
>>212650521
>>212650441
>>212650557
>>212650630
>>212650883
My Marlins will get their third ring before the Mets, Filthies, or Atlanta
Anonymous No.212651019
>>212650883
>Ive met more trannies
Yeah at gas station glory holes ya homo lmao
Anonymous No.212651033
>>212649881
Fuck the mets
Anonymous No.212651085 >>212651204
>>212651013
You are an insane person. However, your Marlins WILL get their next ring before my Yankees do.
Anonymous No.212651091
>>212651007
>I know what you mean about players killing time but maybe they should've at least made it a pretty long pitch clock.
This I will agree with. It seems to have a negative effect on both pitchers and hitters
>pitchers getting hurt more
>hitters making less contact because they have less time to focus
Anonymous No.212651093 >>212651135 >>212659667
>>212650209
negative.

Scottish Football has banned alcohol at stadiums and has the highest per capita rate of attendance to population.
Anonymous No.212651122
>>212650209
>I NEED LE HECKING GOYIM JUICE TO ENJOY THINGS
alcoholics should be thrown in work camps
Anonymous No.212651135
>>212651093
I didnt realize Scottish football and american baseball were the same thing.
Dumb faggot.
Anonymous No.212651178
>>212650996
Also I've become a conspiracy schizo over the years, and the whole "Judge is adopted" thing makes me think he's probably some genetically engineered superhuman invented by the military. Look at that episode of the Simpsons when Mark McGuire was on and it was all about that spy shit. Major League Baseball is a key aspect of the way they propagandize the nation. Also fuck like now they have rainbow pride day and shit? Fuck that. I could go on but I'm too bitter and I don't like even thinking about baseball anymore.
Anonymous No.212651204
>>212651085
I want to go George Costanza on Brian Cashmans retarded ass.
Anonymous No.212651452
>>212650904
Well that is true, but there isn't a modern hard drive that can fit all the pics of dudes you and your fellow Braves fans sucked off.
Anonymous No.212651507
>>212650904
Didn't they win in 1990? That's nothing in baseball years. Teams have gone much longer than that.
Anonymous No.212651588 >>212651642 >>212651716 >>212656425 >>212656904
>>212650371
I've seen Lindyman talk about how optimization ruins many fun activities.
Basketball is another one where everyone just goes for dunks, and they banked their popularity so much on the original dream team and never uplifted new talent or based the game on team loyalty that viewership has dropped.
Anonymous No.212651642 >>212651739
>>212651588
>I've seen Lindyman talk about how optimization ruins many fun activities.
The thing is the optimization of baseball didn't "optimize". The amount of runs scored in 1991 is almost identical to the amount of runs scored today (you can't count the steroid era). So analytics didn't result in more runs, it just resulted in the same amount of runs only they get to them in a much more boring way now.
Anonymous No.212651716 >>212651834
>>212651588
Lindyman’s a fat retard who makes a benign observation about a stupid topic and makes a declarative statement about it that’s somehow reflective of the world as a whole.
Anonymous No.212651739 >>212651851
>>212651642
It's optimized because instead of trying to find a guy with movie star looks and an all round skill set they just get ugly fucks who excel at a single niche and pay him less.
It optimized cost and efficiency, and removed the fun and unpredictability of the game.
Anonymous No.212651779 >>212651841
>>212649842 (OP)
baseball is fun to play, boring to watch
Anonymous No.212651803
philly fans deserve to be dragged by horses
Anonymous No.212651834 >>212651917
>>212651716
Yeah that's why I follow him. His benign observations are about human behavior and how it carries over into everything.
I follow him because his social commentary isn't pretentiously concern trolling.

You didn't disagree with the opinion I shared, you just attacked his character. Which means you agree.
Anonymous No.212651841 >>212656461
>>212651779
thats pretty much every major sport to me. unless its some sport out of the ocho, where you see weird competitive sport shit from around the world.
Anonymous No.212651849 >>212651981
It's better than bitching about the NFL being rigged
Anonymous No.212651851 >>212651898
>>212651739
>It's optimized because instead of trying to find a guy with movie star looks and an all round skill set they just get ugly fucks who excel at a single niche and pay him less.
You're fucking retarded. Baseball has had some ugly motherfuckers in the past. The problem now is that they are all in on homeruns, which results in more three-true-outcome baseball.
Anonymous No.212651873
>>212650413
0/100
Anonymous No.212651898
>>212651851
We've agreed on everything, why you being mean.
Anonymous No.212651917 >>212651978
>>212651834
>His benign observations are about human behavior and how it carries over into everything.
Yeah and he’s wrong almost all the time. One time he declared that historically people with a lot of hair are destined for greatness. I asked him what about Julius Caesar and he blocked me.
Anonymous No.212651939 >>212651981 >>212651996 >>212652389
>"dude nfl is like 5 minutes of action and 2 hours of commercials"
>meanwhile: 160 games of nothing happening for 3 hours
lol
Anonymous No.212651969
Not enough Taylor Swift and her wannabe gangsta boyfriend for you OP?
Anonymous No.212651978
>>212651917
kek, I mean it's just his shower thoughts, he's not going to argue.
He does delete a lot of posts, he doesn't stand by everything, and I don't stan his posts, but sometimes he posts a banger observation.
Anonymous No.212651981 >>212652025
>>212651939
>>212651849
there is one guy on /nfl/ who spams cherrypicked webms of patrick mahomes “fails” and has been doing it for years. He has to be brown
Anonymous No.212651996
>>212651939
>NFL needs commercials and halftime shows
Anonymous No.212652025
>>212651981
DIS SHIT RIGGED FOR REAL SPONSORED BY DRAFTKANGZ
Anonymous No.212652038 >>212652085
>>212649842 (OP)
All American sports are corporate dick sucking slop
Anonymous No.212652064
MLB is boring and gay but I like watching Jomboy breakdowns and Moneyball is kino.
Anonymous No.212652080 >>212652107 >>212652143
Anyone who watches sports is a homosexual. I'm fine with you if you have a personal interest in sports, personally I don't care much for physical competition, but I get why some men enjoy it. Watching a bunch of millionaires prance around on a field while you support "your" team is the faggiest shit I could ever imagine.

Moneyball was a fun movie though.
Anonymous No.212652085 >>212652143
>>212652038
As opposed to the faggoty flopping by soccer players
Anonymous No.212652107 >>212652378
>>212652080
Go rage over the latest comic book movie being too woke
Anonymous No.212652143 >>212652165
>>212652085
I don't care what you think about the sport itself but there would be riots in multiple nations if they decided to stop every 2 minutes for 5 minutes of advertisements.
>>212652080
>I don't care much for physical competition
I know people like you whose parents didn't put them in a sport and they're all failures and weak. If I threw a ball at you, you couldn't catch it. How sad is that?
Anonymous No.212652165
>>212652143
That's what happens when you let pajeets and muslims invade in the name of political correctness
Anonymous No.212652378 >>212652569
>>212652107
good strawman sports fag
go watch other men competing while drinking some canned estrogen
Anonymous No.212652389 >>212652609
>>212651939
I'd rather watch the grass grow at a baseball field than see advertising.
Anonymous No.212652569 >>212652605
>>212652378
How many times have you reeeeeee'd over the little mermaid disney adult?
Anonymous No.212652605 >>212652675
>>212652569
it's irrelevant to the thread.
what is relevant is you coming into a sports thread and picking fights defending your millionaires.
how many shirts do you wear with another mans name on the back?
Anonymous No.212652609
>>212652389
Desu watching the groundskeeping crew tend to the infield clay is pretty kino, like they're making a zen garden
Anonymous No.212652675 >>212652771
>>212652605
Actors get paid way more than athletes do disney adult. How many conventions have you been to where you dress up like batman but can't contain your gut?
Anonymous No.212652771
>>212652675
are you going for a record on how many strawmen you can grasp at to win somehow?
it must be funny not knowing anything about me, and yet i know a lot about you.
also it's funny how your made up arguments only revolve around
>yeah my shits lame but SO IS THIS STUFF I IMAGINE U DO!!!
Anonymous No.212652824
>>212649842 (OP)
It's like bowling. It's fun to play, but it's not the best spectator sport.
Anonymous No.212653829
because
Anonymous No.212654039
>>212650413
T. yrone
Anonymous No.212654093 >>212654130 >>212654243 >>212655448
>>212650904
>World Series
>Super Bowl = WORLD CHAMPION
CAN FUCKING AMERIKEKS STOP PRETENDING LIKE THEIR LITTLE GAY INSIDE CLUB BEAUTY PAGEANTS THAT THEY HOLD ON A YEARLY BASIS FOR MAXIMUM (((AD REVENUE))) IS A WORLD EVENT?
Nobody else on the planet cares or thinks you're hot shit, your olympic participation is always sub-par in comparison to the money you spend on it.
Anonymous No.212654130
>>212654093
Nigel what's gotten into you today
Anonymous No.212654158
>>212649881
Havent the Braves been shit this season?
Anonymous No.212654243 >>212654391
>>212654093
Did you really just get mad at America for playing sports?
Anonymous No.212654391
>>212654243
he gets mad at americans playing sports only they play/care about but call themselves world champion. it's very childish and akin to you playing wrestling with your buddies in your room proclaiming the winner will be king of the world.
but alas: amerishits do have child-like intelligence
Anonymous No.212654916 >>212655386
>>212650811
Who should have been cast?
Anonymous No.212654991
>>212649881
>braves
>42-52
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.212655011
for me, it’s Game Winning RBI, the best baseball YouTube content creator
Anonymous No.212655386 >>212655518
>>212654916
Someone else, preferably an actor.
Anonymous No.212655448
>>212654093
>like 3x the amount of olympic medals of any other country
>olympic participation is always sub-par
good logic faggo
Anonymous No.212655518
>>212655386
This guy
Anonymous No.212656013
Softball > Baseball
Anonymous No.212656419
it checks through
Anonymous No.212656425
>>212651588
Basketball is the least optimised Ameri-sport, or rather it's optimised around players "looking cool" instead of teams winning.
Anonymous No.212656461 >>212656579
>>212651841
Combat sports are the opposite, fun to watch, awful to actually do.
Anonymous No.212656522
>Nothing happens: the movie
Anonymous No.212656558
>>212649842 (OP)
movie answers it though
instead of pretty guys getting angry at each other and acting like deranged monkeys they started recruiting unkempt autists who actually knew how to play
zero drama
to make it worse, they started recruiting diversity niggers after people got bored of autists and paying off the non-nigger teams to take a dive
it all crash-landed during covid, I hope it's uphill from here
Anonymous No.212656579
>>212656461
Coz of the CTE?
Anonymous No.212656618 >>212656723
>>212649842 (OP)
Because it's am*rican. All am*rican sportsball and sports in general are boring as fuck.
Handegg, niggerball, NASCAR, etc.
Anonymous No.212656687
>>212650278
holy shit is that a midget
Anonymous No.212656723
>>212656618
being boring was kinda the thing of baseball though
you went to the game to eat your lunch or read a book or to get high or to talk business or to slide your hand in your sweetheart's underwear... in worst case you went there because there wuz no spics or niggaz
that's why Japanese also LOVE baseball... they know what's good
that kinda got ruined though
Anonymous No.212656904 >>212658695
>>212651588
>go for dunks
You don’t watch basketball, what ruined it is everyone shooting fuckin 3 pointers because any attempt to guard that makes contact is a called foul. Point totals of modern players are juiced by how much of the game is outside the 3 point line now.
Anonymous No.212658568
you go to minor league games to see real baseball
Anonymous No.212658663
>>212649842 (OP)
Baseball was not meant for zoomer attention spans.
Anonymous No.212658695 >>212659509
>>212656904
>any attempt to guard that makes contact is a called foul
do they also wear tutus like lil princesses? lol
Anonymous No.212659509
>>212658695
They should because it’s some pussy shit
Anonymous No.212659646 >>212659718
>>212649842 (OP)
quite sad that this is the only decent baseball movie there is... doesn't even have baseball ffs
I tried them all
what's wrong with people
Anonymous No.212659667 >>212659764
>>212651093
Not the same thing. You can easily get to your local teams stadium via public transport here in the UK, so people just get drunk before the game. Whereas in America, most fans will need to be able to drive their car to the game, so they can't pre-drink
Anonymous No.212659718 >>212659784
>>212659646
Your Sandlot?
Anonymous No.212659764
>>212659667
>Whereas in America, most fans will need to be able to drive their car to the game, so they can't pre-drink
dam, I just thought about that yesterday, thanks for reminding me anon
Americans have all these great (or at least varied) public entertainments yet driving a car is mandatory so 99% just don't drink, go home, drink themselves half to death, beat their wives and rape their daughters (male)
it's fuckin insane
Anonymous No.212659784
>>212659718
will try, tanks