Thread 212651745

This board is filled with positive shill threads for this abomination. Don't believe it. Its awful, it's CATWOMAN awful. They are basically trying to flood with positivity and drown out objective criticism all for an up front payout because time wont be at all kind to this dumpster fire.

>>212651745 (OP)
Retard, the movie is fun, stop pretending its bad
Kys faggot

I FUCKING LOVE SUPERMAN

its a capeshit movie bro. get a life.

>>212651745 (OP)
pick me ass bitch

>>212651765
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>>212651783
Thread is up for a minute and already 4 shills appear. Can't make this shit up.

>>212651745 (OP)
I saw catwoman on release day. I saw superman on release day. And not only are you wrong, you picked the most obvious example of the bad superhero film. For this b8, personally, I would’ve picked The Spirit. Written and directed by an auteur, reboot for the new age, older golden age character, etc. modify and refine for your next b8 shitpost. this one was too obvious

>>212651745 (OP)
Fuck off faggot, this movie was kino

Only kikes hate superkino

>>212651745 (OP)
it was fun I loved it

>>212651745 (OP)
You’re a mean spirited little right wing incel bitch. The pendulum is swinging against you. Your negativity is tired and played out. Time to grow up and smile bitch.

>>212651745 (OP)
Someone post the chair scene

>>212651765
If your best defense of the film is that it's "fun" you've lost.

>>212651745 (OP)
If you enjoy Sam Raimi Spiderman and hate this movie, you're a hypocrite.

>>212651745 (OP)
Holy BAIT

This is such obvious bait it hurts, the movie is not bad, it's good, not amazing. Fun summer flick to watch with a girl you wanna fuck.

>>212651877
its a superhero movie

>>212651833
>Kikes would hate for you to pay to see this superkike. I swear this isn't goyslop.
Kys kike

>>212651895
Ok kike

Kys

Still watching Superman

>>212651877
lex was funny the dog is cute and fun you aren't as smart or important as you think you are

>>212651745 (OP)
I haven't seen it yet, but I know you're wrong and probably lying with the Catwoman reference.

>>212651889
So was Iron Man, and the praises it received were far deeper than "it's fun". Since I can tell you're slow, Iron Man ACCIDENTALLY booted the entire MCU. It wasn't even made to build a universe. It was just that damn good.

>>212651825
>For this b8, personally, I would’ve picked The Spirit.
I remember it being a bizarre fetish film

i noticed that indian spammers got activated pretty much all on the same day, it was really interesting to see in real time, im sure its the same on other sites like reddit, twitter

>>212651887
The movie is garbage for subhumans. If you liked it, you're subhuman. It's okay to admit that you love consuming shit, But don't pretend this trash is better than Black Adam.

>>212651953
You are retarded and thats ok. Stay safe retard

>>212651920
>>Kys goy, I'm going to pay money to see this Kike.
Your people rape children in the sewers. You should kill yourself. You're a cancer.

>>212651745 (OP)
BvS is Catwoman level bad.

>>212651974
not enough interracial sex or african plight for ya tranny?

>>212651825
Catwoman sucked and so did this, you are WAY out of your league lil bro. Please go back to sniffing glue and let the adults talk.

>>212651938
Not a bit

>>212651994
I see you got angry boy, that's ok. Keep coping and crying virgin.

>>212651745 (OP)
The worst parts of this movie are the dogshit cinematography, lex's shit acting and gunn's brother.

>>212651877
I like fun. Good luck with you rage addiction bitch boy.

>>212651974
It's okay to try to advertise this shit, but at least try not to sound like the subhuman you are when no one believes your shit.

>>212651877
as opposed to liking a film because you find it not fun? do you like films because they make you angry, you pathetic little weasel?

>>212651949
Yeah indian spammers and tranny raiders it seems are filling this board with BS positive postings. Don't fall for it.

Anyone who enjoyed this movie should be for put into a working camp

>>212652088
>should be for put
good morning sir

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>>212652073
The nearly identical responses about a minute apart. Surely this is a natural occurrence. You can have fun at theaters. But if that's all you have to report, the movie is obviously lacking.

>>212652004
Superman is already tracking to be biggest domestic film of 2025. cope, seethe, dilate, etc

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>>212652088
Holy cope, get a life faggots. Go to gym, stop being fat, touch grass, pay a prostitue, try to learn to be good, be nice. Or kys

>>212651745 (OP)
Duh, Warner Bros Discovery has been aggressively shilling their slop on /tv/ for over two years now. We can easily tell which posts are theirs but I won’t spoil the method so they can’t change it up. If it makes you feel any better a quick google search has the real rating (about a 6.5), Reddit actually discusses it and calls out all of the issues with it, this flick has no motion on twitter/insta/etc., so you can probably just mute the threads you see for a few weeks until the theatrical run is done, you won’t see another thread on /tv/ for this mediocre capeshit slopturd after that

>>212652073
Kys cringe reddit faggot just by reading the shit you write I can tell you're getting paid. I hope someone puts an end to your pathetic existence.

Y’all need to grow up, read The Holy Bible, and start paying tribute to Christians like me who been Christians longer than you have.

Look, Anons, this is what a pathetic faggot who's being paid to promote this shit looks like: >>212652139 ,he can't even swear, because he has his jewish boss's foreskinless cock so far up his anus that he could be fired if his messages cause fewer people to want to watch this goyslop.

>>212652189
You and I are both here talking about the same film, the only difference is I had fun while you blabber like a sad retard.

>>212651825
>For this b8, personally, I would’ve picked The Spirit. Written and directed by an auteur, reboot for the new age, older golden age character, etc.
from Ebert's take
>The movie was written, directed and fabricated largely on computers by Frank Miller, whose “300” and “Sin City” showed a similar elevation of the graphic novel into fantastical style shows. But they had characters, stories, a sense of fun. “The Spirit” is all setups and posing, muscles and cleavage, hats and ruby lips, nasty wounds and snarly dialogue, and males and females who relate to one another like participants in a blood oath.

>>212651945
Robert Downey Jr.'s charisma accidentally booted the entire MCU. I'd say Superman is genuinely better when taken as a whole movie. Superman develops its villain and main conflict better than Iron Man did.

>>212652112
The amount of bad grammar and syntax that has plagued the board in just the last few days made me certain that snyderjeets really are jeets.

>>212652298
>participants in a blood oath

that’s actually pretty funny

>>212652293
Time to take your meds, take two.

>>212651949
I’m not indian

>>212651765
Jeetbot detected.

>>212651887
>Fun summer flick
Another jeetbot.
>>212652649
You're a jeetbot

>>212651938
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>>212652139
Shills are disgusting.

Yeah so what if we’re shilling, what are you going to do about it? The mods don’t care, we’re getting payed, you can’t stop us, deal with it. You think this is the first time we’ve done this? You’ve been infiltrated you pathetic losers. And we’re not going anywhere. Go watch the movie, we’re not going to stop making threads until you do. It could be a 0/10 and we’d still be here making threads for it. Sorry, you’ve lost, the party’s over.

>>212652971
Jesus…

>>212652971
screen capped, ty.

>>212652043
you didnt watch the movie Lex is great. He carries the movie.

>>212652139
>mocks twitter trolls who harassed him
>movie and marketing tries to appeal to Indians

>>212651949
Everyone is fake except you

>>212651745 (OP)
yeah it was awful. the tone was all over the place. the jokes didnt hit. and felt like a bad attempt at making a character study.

>>212651745 (OP)
Nah. OP is a faggot.
Superman wins.

>TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE
Snyderman would have never did this.

>>212651994
the only romances in this movie were whites with other whites you mongoloid

>>212651769
i like superman, he makes me want to be better

>>212654686
YOU WILL NEVER BE A SUPERMAN

>>212654713
we can all be superman

>>212651745 (OP)
yes it's really bad
it's like a bad episode of a tv series for millenial retards, shot by morons
so ugly looking and reddit it makes me unironically nauseous

WELL IM A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM

cant believe this shite was made by a man who is almost 60

>>212654973
Why can't you believe it?

>>212651887
retards like you are why we don't get good films anymore

>>212651887
>with a girl you wanna fuck.
that's the F1 movie.

i have never seen a superman movie
what is the appeal
there can't be any conflict because he's basically a god

>>212652276
go to israel and die for your kike on a stick niggerfaggot

>>212651745 (OP)
t. Netanyahu

>>212654366
SLASH THREAD
CHECKED
WITNESSED

>>212655055
>there can't be any conflict because he's basically a god

the damage snyder has done to superman jesus christ

>>212655549
again, never seen't it
only the justice league snyder cut

>>212655422
the best shot to end the film on, wasn't even really a good movie but i kind of loved it, really weird

>>212655572
superman is the most human superhero bro, give it a watch or wait for a rip

>>212651745 (OP)
Bad trolling it’s not best but nowhere close to the shitstain cat woman movie

>>212654366
Oh fuck yeah the GWOAT gave Slopperman her seal of approval, PALESTINE HAS TRIUMPHED OVER THE KIKES! WE DID IT, REDDIT!

>>212651765
>le fun

We've come to the Marvel defense again, huh?

>>212655094
>answers the phone with "Дa"
It was Putin, clearly.

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>>212655607
Superman saves Palestine. I love him.

>>212656047
Sauce plz