Oh here we go again

>>212663271 (OP)
I literally just clicked on this in my notifications and saw this thread seconds later

>>212663271 (OP)
That 400 lb guy really breaks the immersion.

>>212663271 (OP)
Looks delicious , I wonder if that would pair well with spruce beer

>>212663271 (OP)
i respect the drive for authenticity, but i wouldn't eat whatever this dirty freak cooks ip

>>212663271 (OP)
ORANGE FOOL

>>212663271 (OP)
He has TDS

>>212663271 (OP)
is dat sum chili and sea bass?

>>212663271 (OP)
I'm frustrated.

>openly, flamingly homosexual
>obnoxious hello fresh and babel ads every thirty seconds
>not even a very good cook
>”now X is the key ingredient to the recipe… but unfortunately, I couldn’t find it on Amazon so I’m leaving it out”
>atrocious foreign language skills
>history just copy/pasted from Wikipedia and r/history
>videos are just him in his kitchen interspersed with stock graphics
>still manages to completely mog townsends while making kino time and time again
how does he do it?

>1800's fall treat - Unripe cunny paired with the orange fool

very subtle mr townsend

What? I don't get it. Watched the video and it seemed normal.

>>212664318
you're a retard on all accounts

>>212664318
Eating Cock with Max Manmuncher is just based

>>212663694
>>212663963
VINDICATED

>>212663363
A 400-pound man must've been quite the sight in the 1700s. How many fat fucks like that do you think existed back in those days? Did they have access to enough calories to make it to that weight without being royalty?

>>212663271 (OP)
i don't get it

I like the Townsends channel a lot and I don't like you guys making fun of them!!!!!

>>212664318
>atrocious foreign language skills
And he's clearly so fucking proud of himself as well.

I kinda like the history, but the cooking and pretense are obnoxious.

>>212664318
Noted.
Didn't watch him enough to realize he's a flamer.
But now that I think of it... yeah.

>>212664603
>thank you for your attention to this matter
Why does he say this?

>>212664642
There are lots of paintings of bakers and brewers who were pretty rotund because they had high carb diets and their vocation doesn't require much physical exertion.

frustration status?

>>212665020
>and their vocation doesn't require much physical exertion.
yes they do

>>212663271 (OP)
Trifle is a common dessert eaten today

>>212664682
Would you say you're frustrated?

>>212663508
>the world is sterile!!
Grow up.

>>212664890
I knew within seconds. How could you not tell?

>>212664318
I watched a few of his videos this week and besides being an obvious homo it just seemed disingenuous somehow and he half asses things. Then I read about him and I was not surprised to see that he has very little experience cooking, no education or even prior interest relating to history and is married to a man with cat-children.

You’re right on all points except he doesn’t mog Townsends at all.

>>212665085
Depends what stage youre talking about and how much wealth they have. As ever rich people pay others to do the hard parts.

None of you would have lasted a day in colonial america, you would have gotten scalped by an Indian, or been the village incel kids throw rotten food at

>>212665159
>Thinking incels existed
You'd have plenty of young virgin women who are orphaned and need you just for them to able to survive

>>212663271 (OP)
gay, even for jewtube

>>212664603
OMG ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT ME RAPING AND MURDERING CHILDREN AS A SACRIFICE TO MOLOCH!?!? Move the fuck on.

>>212664603
>please stop thinking about Epstein!
>please! For the sake of our country!
>we all know libs are obsessed with Epstein and elite pedophile conspiracies

Kek if this guy’s core supporters weren’t such retarded blind followers this would arouse a lot of suspicion and hostility.

>>212665020
Those guys were builtfat. Yeah they drank a lot of beer but they also spent all day deadlifting 300lb barrels.

so now that it's confirmed Trump went to Epstein's island, do you still hate Townsends?

>>212665284
townsends was there too

>>212664603
lol this retard is doing
>liberal memes

>>212665264
Dude we need to move on, is the ritualistic rape and murder of children worth disrupting the economy?

>>212665159
I can guarantee you any American city today is more dangerous than colonial America excluding literal warzones and even then Jackson and St Louis might still be worse.

>>212664642
Dude would eat so much pemmican, the fur trading sector would implode

>>212665313
That makes no fucking sense unless you consooooooooooom Fox News and think NYC is a literal war zone.

>>212664603
The donald trump truth account is schizoposting

>>212665357
And your statement makes no sense unless you consooom middle school history class taught by some spiteful old jew bitch. Historical life really wasn't that bad most of the time. Statistically you're much more likely to get killed in NYC today than in NYC in 1740 and it's not even close.

>>212665506
What stats?

>>212665506
>by some spiteful old jew bitch
Whoa, cool it with the antisemitism.

>>212665284
Fun fact: Jon Townsend went to Epstein's island, purportedly to investigate 18th century rum production on the island. He had several large barrels shipped back to the mainland but he wouldn't say what was inside

>>212665596
Thank God Trump confirmed this isn't real and made up by Obama.

>>212663271 (OP)
Were they really eating desserts titled Orange Dogshit Faggot Retard in colonial times?

>>212665357
Go to any stable developing nation and go out into the country to some village somewhere. There’s not really any cops, everyone knows each other, and they police they’re own. If you act retarded, at best, the entire town just beats the fuck out of you, at worst, you get strung up and your body dumped into a shallow grave in the woods. Village mob justice may not always be on target but it keeps people in line and working together.

>>212665823
New York was not a village back then. I bet you think Austin TX is safer than NYC right now.

>>212665520
https://cjrc.osu.edu/research/interdisciplinary/hvd/united-states/colonial-revolutionary-new-england
You can just google the homicide rate for any american city to compare. Also keep in mind that the colonial murders pretty much all have specific context behind them of specific interpersonal struggles whereas you walk down the street in Chicago today and you'll encounter multiple cracked out homeless beggars who will stab you purely because they feel like it or go to Detroit and get mugged just for being there. Back in the day you generally had to get yourself into a stupid situation to get murdered by someone whereas now the stupid situation is just existing in Jackson.

>>212665965
So what proof do you have that the murder rate was lower? Anything articulable?

>>212665870
13000 people in 1750 is small as shit. That’s podunk Midwest flyover town status where the exact same phenomena I described still happens today.

Mob justice in a small population is a very effective deterrent for crime and a motivator for being a contributing member of the community, but it can only exist when there isn’t a bunch of state backed police that have a monopoly on force and a welfare system that lets freeloaders malinger around.

>>212666092
https://www.nyc.gov/site/nypd/news/pr001/crime-down-across-new-york-city-2024-3-662-fewer-crimes

>>212665308
Kek

How would finding out about Epstein put America in harms way? Wut

>>212666301
Why are you even bringing this up, like fucking move on already. Obama created the files and Biden hid them.

>>212665247
You know, raping kids is nefarious enough on it's own without having to fantasize about devil worship...

>>212666405
It explains so much, though. The Republicans were dead really, yet he comes out of nowhere with Epstein and Bannon running things from the shadows. Even now, we see Vance, Noem, Musk, DeSantis, Cruz, etc. all failing to be Trump. Trump could admit he raped kids with Epstein but realized it was a mistake... and many of his diehards would forgive him.

>>212666008
If youre looking for an exact homicide rate per capita from 1630 then you're going to have to go to the state archives and write a PhD thesis about it and probably have to ressurect several decomposing magistrates. The point was that the documented homicides are all specific instances among a small population bearing historical context, not just some crackhead pulling a gun on you for existing.

>>212666726
So you have no actual evidence, just 'dude trust me'.

>>212665272
>Those guys were builtfat. Yeah they drank a lot of beer but they also spent all day deadlifting 300lb barrels.
No, gayfriend, they were not, because the 10 year old apprentice did that.

>>212666447
wait are we still talking about Hitler? it's been decades already, let's move the fuck on.

>>212666744
Just because the nonexistent data set you request wasn't provided doesn't mean no evidence was given, disingenuous fag.

>>212666323
Wow.

>>212666930
You must provide evidence to prove your narrative. I provided mine... why can't you?

>>212666914
>10 yo apprentice deadlifting 300lbs for 15 years

Proving my point lad

>>212664318
Saw a few vids back in the day, noticed random fucking pokemon plushies in the background but no hints of a woman, got suspicious but not completely adverse.
One day I clicked on a video and there was a blurb about his fucking faggot husband...yeah, that one went into the blocked channels. Townsends mogs even if they have TDS lol.

>>212667116
He died by being crushed by the millstone at 11 though.

>>212663271 (OP)
What does Rasberry trifle mean that we are having an aneurism over?

>>212667461
Townsends made a video about a drink called an "orange fool" in like 2016 or 2017 so people immediately associated it with donny "two scoops" drumpf and he made a followup video titled "I'm Frustrated" where he said the channel wasn't political. Now we dog on him for it a decade later because none of us have lives.

>>212663363
>>212664642
don't talk shit about Ryan the Cook. I love that big dude.

>>212664603
>Run entire campaign on the Epstein List
>Talk for years about how you are gonna release it in your first week of being president
>6 months after being elected
>"There is no list! Stop talking about Epstein! Wow you still talking about Epstein?!? You are a crazy conspiracy theorists! You are actually a bad person if you talk about Epstein! Good people should forget that Epstein ever existed!"
Sad part is there are actual MIGAs who defend this.

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>>212663361
Oh shit are you part of the notification squad too??

>>212665308
>(((Sosnick)))

>>212668044

>>212667851
I mean he's not wrong. You retards don't care about shit as long as the buck keeps rolling.

>>212663363
Ryan has a soul, unlike you.

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>>212665247
that's old news, c'mon bro, lets talk about 2020s now please, and her emails too. plzbro.

>>212667787
>after years of MAGAtards sperging about dem pedos their lord and saviour turns out to be a massive pedo himself

Pottery.

>>212668358
The reason maggats are mad is because big orange justified being draconian and evil old crusty shit with all the dems deepstate swamp pedo shit. now unless you're completely braindead, you can see he's actively obstructing any investigation into that when he has the perfect opportunity to do so, now all maggats have left is an orange angry demented retard who comes off as Baphomet incarnate. Maggats will likely forget though when he suddenly strikes up a new war somewhere and talks about buttery males and buttery jerbs, so they need to be reminded every day every hour about buttery pedos.

>>212668358
Crazy to think Sleepy Joe never bothered to release the list when Trump is such a danger to world freedom. We know Trump is on there because Joe would have released it.

>>212668689
Magats are cultists at this point and I shan’t be apart of that no longer. Like seriously. Telling people that America has more important things like muh Islam and America will fall if the list is revealed is fucking embarrassing. At this point the people sticking around are the fucking dumbasses who just care about le trolling blue hairs and screech when donald trump shows up to some UFC BS

>>212669091
>>212668689
>>212668358
It's kind of true, unironically. America would be toast and need to be completely reformed. It's not just us though, royalty is involved and so are other world leaders. There would have to be a massive coup and an execution of basically every single politician, they're all crooked and dirty. All of them are complicit.

>lol he’s making fun of our demented orange pedo daddy guise. The one we can’t give up on because sunk cost fallacy and some of us are just plain ol retarded! What a deranged looser!
Sorry Trumpies, that line just doesn’t hit the same now

>>212664603
I legitimately want to believe the jews are outright threatening him with bodily harm or a false flag on the country

>>212663271 (OP)
I'm frustrated.

>>212665159
>been the village incel kids throw rotten food at
This happens to me now though.

>>212664318
>”now X is the key ingredient to the recipe… but unfortunately, I couldn’t find it on Amazon so I’m leaving it out”
I've never seen this in any of his videos, usually he does use the ingredient but mentions a substitution because he knows most people aren't likely to have it already.

>>212667632
So Rasberry Trifle doesnt mean anything. Cool

>>212664318
My gaydar is absolutely fucked because I thought he was just a pussy-ass soiboy but he is actually gay

>>212669720

>>212665247
>I don't mind answering
>He keeps talking
Just let her cover your ass first then scold the media after kek wtf

>And today, we'll be looking at the revolutionary war-era dessert Epstein's Island Pudding and its popular side dish, Complicit Orange Fool! Though be warned, this one's not for kids!

I like Townsends but this one was really on the nose

>>212663363

>>212663271 (OP)
Any anons here watch Turkuaz Kitchen? I find her videos to be really comfy.

>>212673644
>have this meal with your best fried, and maybe some children too!

>>212664318
does he have some sort of alcohol disease, or Parkinson's? his hands seem to move in a spastic jerky way

>>212674350
Okay I guess this has turned into a Trump and Epstein thread instead of a comfy cooking thread.