Thread 212670958

Truly a different time.

>>212670958 (OP)
Can't wait to see this scene in live action

>>212670958 (OP)
It's creepy seeing two wh*te people together. Your brain just knows it's seeing something unnatural.

>>212670958 (OP)
they should've made him a Black
wasted opportunity

The sequels are crap

>>212670958 (OP)
The voice actress being some frumpy Mexican ruined Astrid for me.

>>212671017
They're fine. Not the most interesting story wise, but I like this world and the characters, so there's that.

>>212671028
wait until you find out the voice actor being an auschwitz looking kike

>>212670958 (OP)
>Animated movie with White lead characters
>Makes billions of dollars from the movies and merch
>Famously popular in mexico and south america as well
>Disney jews seethe
>Make 10 follow up movies all starring browns
>None of them close to making as much money, half of them actually lose money
Can someone explain this phenomenon

>>212671108
Turns out the people they're trying to pander to aren't that concerned with "diversity" after all. It's literally only American jews and a few BLM activists who probably don't watch the movies anyway.

>>212671108
The Federal Reserve continually bails out Hollywood because it's their main propaganda machine. Every time they do, it decreases your ability to accrue wealth. It's a win-win.

>>212671093
Hiccup was a scrawny nerd in the first movie. So kinda fits.
But blonde Astrid turning out to be some ugly Mexican housekeeper was like a dagger to the heart. Very sad!

>>212671108
they've long stopped caring about making money
their goal is other

>>212671017
I thought the first movie was mostly crap but the sequels were great

>>212671028
Why? Nothing of her exists in the movie other than her voice.

>>212670997
>>212671004
3rd world expansion of the internet was a mistake

She was created for the movie. Doesn't appear in the Cressida Cowell books

>>212671304
Her book equivalent is named Camicazi

Garbage second installment. Not a surprise tho, since this is DreamWorks we're talking about.

>>212671028
They were smart enough to get a white girl to play her at Epic Universe atleast

>>212671461
>>212671017
Filtered

>>212672974
Fuck off. Shrek 2 is their only good second installment

>>212673238
Puss in Boots 2 completely mogs the first one.

I will never forgive DreamWorks for making this piece of shit

>>212671273
Every time we help them or give them anything, it backfires.

>I'm not explaining myself to you. You know what? You're on your own
>No problem. And if, God forbid, someone should, I don't know, find out the truth about the Sharkslayer on my way back...
>You wouldn't
>I would

They fucked up hard with Shrek 3 and Panda 2

>>212671304
The movies are barely related to the books.
It's honestly amazing that they turned out as well as they did, given the liberties they took.

>>212674451
>turned out as well as they did
Speak for yourself. I have no desire to watch 2 and 3 ever again

>>212674204
Chicken Run, Curse of the Were-Rabbit, and Flushed Away were co-productions with Aardman. They never worked together again afterwards.

>>212674584
The mere fact that you liked the first is enough.
Keep in mind that in the first book, vikings already tamed dragons, dragons can all talk even though Hiccup is the only one who bothered to learn the language, dragons are all assholes in general and toothless is a scrawny asshole in particular, Stoick is a based retard, and the giant dragon is sapient and killed by toothless jamming himself in its flame ducts.

Most movies that deviate that heavily end up being absolute dogshit, commonly because the creators are using the IP as a skinsuit to cover their own script, but HTTYD is one of the rare exceptions.

DreamWorks peaked with the first Shrek movie. It's very impressive what they were able to create out of such a simple and short book

>>212675137
The talking donkey only appears in two pages in the book. They turned into a co-protagonist for the movie.

>>212673588
>Every time we help them or give them anything

>>212676389
im greek and we rarely make the delineation between greeks and germanics, we're descendants of the same common ancestor anyway; european all the same.

>>212676389
I like that the achievement for robbing another group of one of their artifacts and passing it down to your offspring in CK3 is called "I made this."

>>212676389
>Both Western entities
Yeah point being the east and brown people and the turd world haven't created anything and don't deserve the positions of power they currently hold over their white masters.

>>212671108
Its outlined in the talmud

>>212676453
this is not true though.
>>212676491
what do you mean by western?
>east and brown people and the turd world haven't created anything
this is some unreal cope

Even if you don’t know who this schizo is, surely none of you are new enough to not recognise someone who is clearly a serial shitposter

>>212676806
>this is not true though
what's not true? greeks and germanics not being genetically related or greeks not being european? elaborate.

>>212676806
>seething roman hates the vikings cause he gets continuously rekt by them
very reliable

>>212676806
>Simping for the turd world brownoids for free
Pathetic

>>212677058
tf you even mean by genetically related? caucasian? Indians are caucasian, so?
>>212677138
seething nordcuck

>>212677588
I'm Italian you retard. Turd world simps get the rope FIRST

>>212677724
>I'm Italian
>north italian with mixed in slav(e) and germoid genes from when rome was about to collapse

>>212670997
Note how it's still the troupe of "man must be darker than the woman," even if only hair color. A lot of classic movies feature the same theme of a dark haired man with a blonde haired woman.

>>212677808
Oh you really are retarded. I'm sorry I should have just let you keep babbling.

>>212677959
lol, lmao
ok, ""italian""

>>212670958 (OP)
only 6 years ago and now this would be imposible to see in a holyjewed movie

>that shitskin who larps as a med to cry about white people
I actually can't come up with a poster more sad off the top of my head

You guys dislike kung fu panda 2? It's like the best one.

>>212677588
>ywnb a rich Roman manlet with a giant 7 foot tall muscular german slave girl who rides you like her life depends on it wearing nothing but a leather collar

>>212679489
It's just one autist who chimps out whenever it's mentioned. Or a bot. Same thing, really.

>>212678774
You retards said it'd be impossible 6 years ago

>>212679489
>It's the best one because.... it just is, okay?
Fuck off

>"Long ago, in ancient China, the peacocks ruled over Gongmen City. They brought great joy and prosperity to the city, for they had invented fireworks. But their son, Lord Shen, saw darker power in the fireworks. What had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction. Shen's troubled parents consulted a soothsayer. She foretold that if Shen continued down this dark path, he would be defeated by a warrior of black and white. The young lord set out to change his fate, but what he did next... only sealed it. Shen returned to his parents full of pride, but in their faces, he only saw horror. He was banished from the city forever. But Shen swore revenge. Someday, he would return, and all of China would bow at his feet"

>"Young Shen was in line to rule Gongmen City, but he wanted more. I foretold that someone would stand in his way. A panda"
What a shit backstory

>>212671108
People like to see attractive people on screen, and generally people who don't live in US urban hellholes agree that attractive White people are the most attractive. So when you put them on screen front and center and they make up your whole cast, it's a good payout for you

>>212671304
It's a shame she doesn't have much good artwork. I read some of the books when I was a kid and they aren't really that great desu. The movies are honestly better. 2 is a bit of a drag but the characters are still fun. 3 is fine though, probably not as epic as the first one but still a satisfying end to the story and it's nice to see Hiccup get married and have kids with a Stacy

>>212680454

Just the fact that he's a peacock makes me like him. That's such a cool idea for an animal villain.

The only good second installment by DreamWorks, even if it's very obvious that it's a bunch of stuff they improvised after the first movie turned out the surprise blockbuster of 2001

>>212671108
>>212671161
I still vividly remember going to a museum in golden gate park in San Fransisco, and seeing 3 old white ladies with a VERY zesty young black man - looking at the most bullshit "art" of paper scraps made by some gay columbian jewish millionaire's son. And hearing these fucking mummies squee at the art of basically nothing, claiming they understood the depth and meaning of this nothing shit.

There's this whole inner world within California that is increasingly resembling the palace of versaille in terms of degeneracy and frivolity. the grandchildren of artists have a stranglehold on media and art within America and it spreads to even europe. I just desperately wish they'd fuck off and die. I wish for a french revolution style massacre of these stupid cunts

The directors and the story writers of Kung Fu Panda 1 didn't return for the sequels. Only the screenplay writers did.

>>212675137
>>212675458
you forgot the best page

>>212671461
It's been awhile but didn't it take place all in one tiny cave?

>>212670958 (OP)
>Brown hair
>Green eyes
Honorable brown man

2004 critics were too harsh on Shark Tale

>>212681309
Ah yes, the de Young. It’s a shame what’s happened to that city, it’s truly a beautiful place that’s ruined by utter insanity, but if you want a white pill it’s that a lot of us in the area hate what San Francisco has become
>at least it’s not Oakland or Richmond

Shrek 2 is mostly subtle with its brand logo parodies

>>212682107
Shark Tale? Not so much

>>212675458
>all that shit on the fingers
what is gods name

The random product placement in that picnic blanket scene from Antz always gets me

>>212671108
Dragons and fairytales are fairly common around the world. Even in Asia which have their own share of fairytales they're still aware of the usual Hansel And Gretel, Little Red Hood and Sleeping Beauty tales. Its the result of colonization and british buttfucking China and Korea so hard that the entire rest of Asia scrambled to modernize themselves and steal as many western world ideas as possible as quickly as possible.

>>212670997
You deserve to be on a list over what you presumably consider natural.

>>212670958 (OP)
I completely missed the boat on these till years after the fact taking my cousins to see them at home after all these years & they absolutely loved em,was it true it was loved by Mexico that seems weird?

>>212671017
I think 3 is pretty good

>>212677934
men have more melanin than women in general

>>212671108
Out of touch Hollywood boomer jews forgot that there is a world outside of their communist shithole in California. Many such cases

Kung Fu Panda promo poster from June 2006. They already had the designs finished two years before the June 2008 premiere

>>212671004
your people eat cow dung rajesh

I really wish we knew more about that scrapped CGI elephants movie that DreamWorks was developing in 1999-2000

>>212682044
MY wife and I still plan to move in there, despite everything SF is still one of the most beautiful cities in North America. I just hope it's not completely fucked for a young couple.

>>212671017
the sequels aren't crap.

>>212685528
Which part are you moving to? It makes a huge difference
t. bay area grad

>>212682436
That's retarded, Dragons are common because Dinosaur bones are everywhere.

Their daughter is hella cute.

>>212685539
2 definitely is

>>212685552
She's figuring that out since she's the bay area native, I'm not even from California. I'm just hoping it's cheap and as far away from the Tenderloin as possible.
Do you have any suggestions?

>>212671108
You make a movie and it's in America or some American idealized version of whatever place
Instead of whites you make them brown, this is technically interchangeable and doesn't matter to the plot.
Brown people see that and instinctively know that it's all fake because people in their country don't get along like that.
The LAST thing any South American will do is stand up for anything because their countries are criminal hellholes and the government not only can't stop it, but willingly won't because they're a part of it and they enforce it.

What they want to do is escape, even if it's to be among white people because they don't hate whites, they want to be surrounded by them because whites are not violent, their countries work, even while being subverted as hard as anyone possibly could, and whites are the only kind people left on Earth by and large.
So anyone with a heart left yearns for it.
That's why browns want to see whites.

>>212670958 (OP)
This happened during a time when "wokeness" was at its peak

>You're a lawyer too?
>Ma'am, I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase
Bee Movie is kino

>>212671108
>>Make 10 follow up movies all starring browns
Aren't there 3 that all star the same white cast?

>>212685609
Richmond is best if you can afford it. Anywhere by SF State or SF City college is nice. Haight-Ashbury is underrated.
If you go outside of SF Saratoga and Los gatos is nice for south bay. Walnut Creek and Danville are good for east bay.
Know that 95% of white women over 35 are on prozac or equivalent here so hopefully your wife knows people who are cool already.

>>212685609
To clarify the other poster, there’s a couple of districts in SF called Richmond. Do not confuse them with the niggerville across the water. Aside from that I’m seconding Walnut Creek, and really anywhere on that side of the hills is good but it is pretty far from the city if that’s important

Alright. Be real with me.
Is the whole internet fucking meming when they say they love all of the Shrek sequels, all the Kung-fu Pandas, and How to Train Your Dragons?
Be specific for each. Shrek 1, I get it, but Kung-fu Panda? Isn't it le Jack Black and le bear falls over and does silly fake karate poses?
And I never understood the title for "How to Train Your Dragon". It seems like it's supposed to be referencing something at the time or like "Oh wow there's a dragon! They're real!" but it's a fictional universe so... any fake animal can be real.

>>212686125
>Jack Black
Thank God for dubbing.
Also I have to give it to Dreamworks their localizations were great.

>>212686044
Yep I should have clarified on Richmond lol. For east bay, San Ramon has become pajeet central and its spreading to Dublin and Livermore. Pleasanton is still comfy but will likely face the same fate in the next 10-15 years if you're concerned about schools.

>>212686125
Dumb frogposter.

>>212684578
That's pretty cool.

>>212686125
>Is the whole internet fucking meming when they say they love all of the Shrek sequels, all the Kung-fu Pandas
Shrek? Yeah. KFP, 1 & 2 are well loved, three has gotten more respect since the 4th movie. Personally I love the first three and Secrets of the Furious Five. Don't care about the TV shows or the fourth memberberry flick.

>>212686335
Still not happening, you discord using tranny.

>Scorsese got a star at Hollywood Walk of Fame in early 2003, during the production of Shark Tale
>DreamWorks gave him pic related

>>212686461
>KFP2 is well-loved
Only by imbeciles who can't recognize a sophomore slump of a sequel

>>212686520
What is not happening, you retarded schizo?

>>212685890
>>212686044
>>212686308
Hey thanks fellas.

What's up with that crappy wolf design in Panda 2?

>>212686335
>>212686635
Hi cordtroon

>>212686761
The old female goat doesn't look much better

>>212670958 (OP)
I think the only valid argument I've heard for the race change for Astrid was so that at the end of HTTYD3 after the timeskip where Hiccup and Astrid appear with their kids, they can use Jay Baruchel and America Ferrera in Live Action

>"Don't we already have an alien problem, General? I don't think we need a monster problem, too"
>"You got a better idea, nerd?" (gives him a wedgie to assert dominance)

>Gentlemen, I have assembled a preliminary budget estimate for the rebuilding of San Francisco
>Zoinkers. This is gonna be a boring one. Good time for a cup of joe. Warren, how do you take it?
>Hit me with a double venti organic chocolate brownie caramel Frappuccino, extra hot, with one inch if foam... non-fat
>You got it. Black it is

This has some great lines

now I remember astird ryonafag
shame he's gone when we need him most

>>212670997
hello moishe

>>212680729
and the way they animated him was godlike.

>>212671108
White is right
White is beauty
White is God

>>212689395
Man, I remember that artist, I used to jack off to the drawing where she got beaten in a pole and got her intestines comes out from her stomach and its like 13 years ago, time flies

>>212680454
to be fair most people's backstories are never good

>>212670958 (OP)
I recently watched the first How to Train your Dragon and thought it was incredibly mediocre. Are the follow up movies better? Is there romance ever actually justified?

>>212671233
explain.

>>212674204
Whats the next live-action adaptation?

>>212682156
>literal advert
>parody

>>212671108
Browns don't have money to go to cinema Dumbo. Mexico, Brazil, India, Indonesia, turkey, it's all pirate haven everyone torrents every single day

>>212677934
the men were usually jewish