Thread 212672299

Beaner torture edition

Watch spic tank here
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft

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And prev before that because OP was a faggot: >>212667326

put a tay on

I hope aperture supports this project

Watch Spictank on the site for now, YouTube is broken at the moment.

Canelofrénicos, ¿Dónde están?

Watermellie

>>212672411
Put Tay's head through a wall, Clayton style.

I hope aperture supports the dirt over a freshly dug grave filled with his bloated body

What did he mean by this?

>>212672299 (OP)
ppv.to or ppvs.su?

my gfs

ANGIE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

put a tai on

>>212672470
.to

I like that they all eat together unlike the heathen fish that eat separately

No more Burt type stuff

>be spic golden retriever
>exist
>mindbreak american satanic show runners
simple as

>>212672439
>>212672454
what's her fucking problem?

>eating together again
look at that shit

>>212672488
I need MysticMous3 to ruin me.

ANGIE NONTENT

ellie update

>>212672523
thinking about a romance arc with TJ unironically

>>212672526
it's cozy. it doesn't feel awkward at all unlike on american fishtank

tonight's guest star is abi's ex boyfriend, le ogre

who is this gay mexican femboy
im in love...

it’s me anon from 4chan

>>212672497
This would save the FT site, to be honest.

Spics go home and make reality tv shows for Americans to watch. This is the Hispanic dream now.

>>212672577
which one

>>212672523
>>212672548
El Lubecooch Acaba de seguirme en Instagram

>>212672573
Summytime is BBC time

What's the deal with the spictank shit. Do they watch the boards? Do they actually care? What separates them from the wiggers?

>>212672546
thanks gigi

>>212672521
Jet seething over a dog is hilarious

>>212672546
you think she lurks on /m/?

>>212672621
They have SOVL

>>212672593
>6 males
>3 females
>1 dog
is this some sort of queer male dating show?

sara mi amor

I was more happy to talk to JC than I was talking to Ellie

>>212672630
He deleted that tweet like a coward

>>212672633
There has never been any evidence of her using 4chan

how does canelo win the 50,000 pesos without looking coddled?

>>212672546
summer gimmick

this means she fucks colored men

>>212672621
This is the real Fishtank, we've forsaken the American goyslop rip off version.

>>212672621
They're normal people who want to make a cool show instead of burnout wiggers

>>212672643
It's straighter than any Fishtank season thoughbeit.

>>212672546
>tfw can't do a stream building my gay models to my audience of 38 year old loser friends

>>212672621
The show runner posts here and listens to /ftl/ ideas. He added a live translate (it sucks) but he's trying.

>>212672621
Just some good honest spics sending entertainment to their American neighbors with love.

>Stanque went from a joke to shit on Jet to something I'll actually watch in 3 days
Huh

>>212672521
>>212672630
QRD?

What is the ship name for TJoshua and Maria going to be?

>>212672667
But our goy isn't a babyfag...

>so thats why
>im breaking up wit you HOE!...

majority of the show's in another language, but something as simple as having an entertaining showrunner makes it enjoyable. crazy how that works.

>>212672726
MariJ

>>212672621
>Do they watch the boards?
They're here right now
>Do they actually care?
More than J*t and S*m
>What separates them from the wiggers?
They care about putting on a good product, not just squeezing paypigs

>>212672621
One word: effort

We need to be sending Scott edits to Scott.

Ugh mexican fishtank ripoff. Yeah bet that shit socks. Don't these retards know dogs smell bad. Dumb spics

>>212672715
I'm already getting FOMO

>>212672664
He gets paid in steaks, three per day.

They're turning Alberto into Burt

>>212672743
>t.

>>212672737
lol

>>212672735
i don't remember the last time american jet had a genuine smile while on american fishtank

>>212672735
I like seeing people that are excited and happy to work on the show, not fags like Jet or Mints calling us bugs and telling us to just accept whatever slop they come up with.

>>212672743
Jet is spiritually a nigger (And he hates animals, who hates animals?)
The spics are spiritually white

>>212672716
Jet deleted a tweet saying how the dog and house smell like shit and got ratiod

>>212672633
Is she a fat pasty guy?

I want to financially support the estanque but I have no disposable income

>>212672743
you forgot your image

It really made fishtank look like complete shit when jet was vaping during it.

>>212672693
Dude should start namefagging then. If he doesn't suck then everyone should be behind it. Make it everything Fishtank should have been

>>212672742
I'm too shy to send ones I made

>>212672799
This is actually what's going to happen

YEAH I HATE ANIMALS LOL WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM

>>212672621
Its amazing what a little bit of care for your audience can do.
I hope sam and jet can do nothing but sit back and watch it all slip through their wigger fingers

>>212672799
I can feel it happening. Expect us to be kicked to /bant/ in 48 hours or less.

>>212672796
>>212672797
lmao

TND
Total Neptroon Death

>>212672785
if you can send them even a dollar somehow, that's a lot to them

>>212672781
KWAB total jet death

>>212672797
Jet and Ben during this speech were like kids in the principals office with their dad

Ellie should acquire a skill

>>212672808
He said on day 1 he won't tripfag because trips are for faggots.

hey /ftl/ bro its me, jet
ITS MY FUCKING SHOW

>>212672822
>Jet hates animals
Psychopath confirmed

>>212672854
I kneel

>>212672537
go back to bant you nigger

>>212672853
She has an amazing skill of attracting people twice her age to want to be her friend / father / lover.

>>212672799
>manages to kill content on someone elses show
yep, typical jet move

Due to the success and utter professionalism of this spinoff I've decided to stop spamming threads to get us kicked out

dude it's me american jet from fishtank

>>212672690
whats shenanigans will she come up with today?

>>212672891
I prefer daddy.

honestly at this point even if jet/sam said sorry i wouldnt accept it

>>212672854
Based and true

We demand signs of life

Get a show
Get a better knock off show

>>212672814
do it, just send him a link to an album over twitter. he's not going to think you made everything you send.
https://postimages.org/

>>212672862
Not anymore, ese.
Gringos aren't welcome here no more, comprende?

>>212672546
that looks like the store in Seoul wtf, no way is she in SK.

scott sullivan mma should stream el estanque and have his mexican wife translate it in real time

Handcuff these two in the superbed

>>212672901
LMAO

El estanque filtering out the brainlets who can't learn Spanish fast/read subtitles

>hanging out with your good buddy Jet
>walk in on him kicking your dog yelling about being out of galaxy gas

(You) hate Jet and the wiggers, right? Watch Spictank or even just leave it up in a muted tab to support them. Jet is already seething, they are winning.

>>212672901
put a Jet on!!! Put a Tay on! nigga damn!

WHEESPER TAX

>>212672952
anyone have a clip of someone calling jc a bitch?

RED ALERT
Canelo is back

>>212672901
*kicks your pet across the room*

weespur tax!

>>212672944
does seoul put prices in american dollars on their signs? shes in california im sure someone could afford to open a gamestore that looks authetically chink

I love animals but jet is right. Many pet owners don't clean up after their pets properly and end up adapting to the smell. Guests will then find the smell annoying.

[Cop

>>212672916
Too scary, he posts here and on /bant/ anyway, or at least lurks. I'm sure he's seen most of mine.

>>212672814
You dont want to miss out, do you anon?

>two ships within three days
why are spics so sexual?

>>212672891
Daughterwife

>>212672996
Do they have a doggie GoPro for him yet?

>>212673014
yeah but he only said it because he's seething about a knock off show made in mexico having a dog and people liking it

Do Mexicans do the JAJAJAJAJAJA thing for laughing or is that Brazilians?

ScottSullivanMMA for Mexitank

>>212673014
being gross and stinky isn't exclusive to having pets. those people would be gross and stinky with or without their dog.

>>212673036
they're very romantic

Give Canelo a gopro and paywall it as a "Feet Cam"

Took a while but im officially bored what should i watch now?

>>212673055
That's Spanish. Brazilians go rsrsrsrs or kkkk

>>212673036
It's the weather and lack of TVs.

>>212673029
Andrew was the best Jet has ever been in Fishtank

>>212672534
who?

>>212672908
>"we're going to be transparent from now on"
>didn't tell anyone that they had prior knowledge the city told them not to stream
>didn't update anyone what was happening or why the contestants were sleeping in a basement
>kept everyone in the dark for several days and randomly went live to say the show is canceled
>didn't even pay the contestants $8,000 like they said
>didn't even pay the contestants fishbucks that they earned
S4 was a total scam. It even had a gambling rugpull. To top it off, Jet's not even apologetic. He just insults everyone who questions this shit.

FEET IN CONFESSIONAL

Do you think Jet feels stupid for alienating the most famous person to ever be on Fishtank from the show (Taylor)

What's Canelo's reaction going to be when they introduce the doghouse?

>>212673055
it's mexicans that type jajaja
brazilians spam k's for laughing like kkkkkkkk

>ppv is back
>every stream is now available to everyone
Bros...is /ftl/ back?

>>212673014
guarantee jet smells worse than a stray dog

so ellie likes negging? hmm... interesting...

ellie you're a stupid bitch

All I want is a Scottsune Miku review. It's my favorite. Do it Scott!

>>212672912
the ellie cord was unplugged last night by none other that angies mom
the elli-bots took refuge in the decoy jimmycord
i suspect this is an attack lead by elleigh herself over some damn airpods

>>212673092
M4rycore.

>>212673100
I was going to shit on this, but an anon pointed out that Nick Frost from Shaun of the Dead actually follows her account.

>>212673034
Miss out on some overweight nobody reacting to an audience of 4 people? Nice try, Scott. Go work on your marriage, bud

>Spictank's production doesn't hate their audience
This is kino, kill Jet

90% of what makes Spictank great is that they will probably do whatever you suggest. Gaslight, game, trope, TTS, soundeffect.

10% is Fenix.

>>212673076
Even Mexican TJ got aura

>>212673097
>yeah we totally couldnt cancel this cheap $200 opera singer so i had to watch her perform in my living room
this was just pathetic, hiring a show to make it seem like s4 really wasn't just a rugpull

>>212673108
PPV NEVER PAYS LETS GOOOOOO

Ethan Ralph coming to spictank?

>What if Ethan Ralph came
>Is that a W or?
I'm gonna shit if they get the ragepig

>>212673100
didn't she alienate herself?

>>212673140
he's right tho

>>212673146
TJoshua milkies

>>212673063
>>212673140
Benji thats Maria btw

does ian know spanish? he should livestream is reaction and narrate for us

I do not care for American Jet

>>212673070
https://youtu.be/cIRcRDAUI0w

>>212673108
spictank doesn't understand that the site cameras should be free. It would get people hooked. Paywalling a show with $100 viewers is kinda dumb.

>>212673159
GUY FROM COMPUTER

>>212673140
>Even Benji jumped ship.
Goran... it's really, really over now.

>>212673159
He'd be a nightmare to work with but the show would blow the fuck up

>>212673172
I don't think so but he knows about Spictank

>stop being so hard on jet, guys. he is trying his hardest.
>what? no i haven't been paid yet

>>212672621
So what're the laws looking like in Honduras(?) or wherever they are? Can they get away with more torture, violence and sex stuff?

>>212673142
He averages like 20 viewers a stream and it's all people who actually like him but being retarded is cool too so keep it up anon lol

trish should restream spictank

kek

>>212673100
Malding from not being able to hit it.

>>212673215
JUMP SETH

>>212673159
if Ethan Ralph shows up (he won’t) then mistermetokur will flood the yt channel with 100k viewers

What comes to mind when you hear the words "Sam Hyde's legacy"?

>>212673229
based lol

>>212673159
Seems to soon for someone like him. Save the junkie retard for later.

>>212673215
>Watch his interview video
>He's actually a huge loser
Perfect fit for content!

>>212673242
A gay black man masturbating.

>burt pooping again
how many times dis nigga poop a day?

>>212673221
it's in el salvador
i wouldn't even jaywalk in el salvador right now, i wouldn't speed in a car or break any law whatsoever
they're locking up every criminal

>>212673242
Marky

>>212673241
they would make so much money off hate tts

im glad angie isnt streaming today because I wont be on the computer at all today

>>212673229
basado

>>212673242
Onlyfans whores and gay black men jerking it on camera

Quintessential Week 1, the vibes are superficially familyhouse but the pondfish are still subtly at odds with eachother with how they've positioned themselves. Maria's friends find themselves outnumbered and flanked on both sides by Fenix and her gang of gay guys, Alberto singlehandedly keeping the family glued together

>>212672885
WE LOVE BITTY

>>212673274
kys

>>212672573
why does this look real

>>212673282
this
they need at least one lolcow to generate money

>>212673274
why are u watching that

>>212673304
That's fair

>>212673270
burt was clearly acting here

since angie died in a storm should I watch spictank for los pies?

>>212673159
>it's real

Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy this year! for christmas I would like the following:

>Fishtank move to Texas
>Spacetank
>Sam to fire Jet and Mints and to host the show full time like it deserves
>12 starting contestants (all over 21 and at least 2 cute asian girls)
>no eliminations for first 2 weeks
>more magicians and fortune tellers to gaslight
>no normie contestants (except if they are cute asian girls)
>Fishtoys that actually work

love you Santa!
Anon

>>212673242
gay guy jacking off and pooping, ball brothers, old man yells at cloud sketch comedy, generally being angry and negative

spictank is taking over

>>212673341
I get it.

>>212673304
How much does a pass cost?

>>212673341
Are there archives of this stream?

>>212673274
sorry we're all watching Mexitank

>>212673332
i'm using ppv and see the thumbnail

>>212673383
$10 usd i think

>>212673242
marky & humor that hasn't aged since i was 16

>>212673097
They didn't get the $8000?

>>212673383
$9.99 US

>>212673377
Rare Burtfag W

>>212673374
>Asian girls

>>212673377
>uhhh shut down magic stars. it was gay anyways

>>212673396
i'm using ppv and see the thumbnail

>>212673383
Give spictank the extra appreciation and grab their deluxe pass for $15 they earned my money

>>212673222
Whatever helps you sleep on the couch at night, Scott

wn2b walking out of Subway with hot legal cashiers and breeding culture advancers

>>212673242
BURT COCK BURT COCK

why is nobody talking about this?

>>212673413
Nice. Then all jet non appreciators should fork it over just to spite him. What’s the easiest payment method? I would never pay for Jet tank, but I’m down for supporting good honest spics

tbch this mextank setup is pretty impressive.
by far the best fishtank ripoff we've had so far.

>>212673097
Look at these losers trying to say s4 is a scam, when you can go on the website right now and watch all time greats like burt and alex streaming! Maybe you will get to see burts butt or dick today, and I bet alex gets mad at a tts. You can even buy credits and send your own tts and a bunch of other exciting fishttoys. YOU control the action

>>212673467
i guess it is pretty funny a guy like scott can make people seethe like this lmao

>>212673478
Because nobody cares.

>>212673415
>humor that hasn't aged since i was 16
it actually has though. he's gotten much worse. you can go back and watch old videos and they are much funnier than whatever world peace 2 is
I think doing stand up and taking steroids actually killed whatever part of sam's brain that made him funny or creative

Does ellie think that elliecord nontent would satiate me? Wrong, bitch!
I demand ellie post a tummy selfie!

>>212673478
it's probably just gonna be a collage of 1 million selfies or something

>>212673478
Nobody cares lol. Get Jon on and then we'll talk

it seems like im one of the few people here that deosnt give a fuck about taco tank

>>212673481
not sure, i haven't picked up a pass yet but i'm planning on it

>>212673485
you can tell they put heart into it

>>212673377
why do they take everything good from us?

>>212672643
you decide

>>212673469
johnny neptune is the most beastmode poster I have ever witnessed. I can't even think of who second place would go to. just look at the beauty of this absolute shitpost

Summytime is Peacetime!

>>212672904
Sorry, no shenanigans under Gigi's roof.

>>212673532
what do you give a shit about then?

Post canelo

>>212673242
Fred Hyde's disgraced shithead son who pretends to be a pious man of God while running a live stream show where the lowest members of society throw around piss, shit, blood, vomit, and other bodily fluids. It's sad really, he used to make some really funny sketches.

>>212673478
Mizzler collabed with Mr. Beast first

>>212673478
Who cares nothing is gonna happen lol
She’s too much of a nobody

>>212673528
oh this is good

>>212673478
DID GREG GET THE CALL????

>>212672621
Mexican Jet got promoted to Jet. Regular Jet got demoted to American Jet

>>212673478
who gives a shit

Dogs are based. Jet can fuck off. Gave mine a pet there to offset the bad energy

>>212673478
Wake me up when letty gets thr invite

>>212673557
Because the founders stopped caring.

>>212673441
fat pale faggot who has never done anything outdoorsy in his life wearing an alaska shirt

>>212673242
Burt's cock

>>212673498
Just not a huge fan of him cheating on his wife and being a sex pest in general, kind of a shitty person but I guess he fits right in with the rest of production (even if they don't want him anymore, which I do pity him for)

>>212673162
Yeah but only after Jet started doing shit like retweeting Frank shitting on Taylor for whatever reason

>>212673561
I'd like to nibble on her belly button until it unravels into a full length umbilical cord. Then I'd rip it off leave a gaping red hole.

>>212673663
He's also obese

>>212673669
?

BEHEAD SUMMER

>>212673669
ok

it keeps happening

>>212673663
Hi Mints

>>212673663
Yeah fuck scott he buys ps5s for the fans I hate that guy lmao

CANELO UPDATE: He's now taking a nap

>>212673723
we need to gatekeep el estanque from the burt freaks

>>212673639
i really don’t get it

i wish boxcutters were real

>>212673469
Jet Neptune owes his own conception to Subway

>>212673754
rare time gatekeeping is acceptable

>>212673663
>him cheating on his wife
it was a bit, dickhead

>>212673753
Thank you.

>>212673753
GOOD BOY CANELO

>>212673753
dulces sueños dulce perro

>>212673778
just own it, scott

>>212673754
MJ (mexican jet) won't pander to them but they would give estanque money so its a win win as far as im concerned

>>212673737
>Scott is so cool he is a sexual predator to underage women and he buys me a ps5 sarr thank you Scott

>>212673753
This coddled little shit is going to float into the finals, just like Josie

>>212673723
tf do they think he’s going to get out of it?

>>212673774
gatekeeping is always acceptable.
if you don't protect the original version of something, you're just allowing it to become something else entirely.

mexican tj is still rizzing up that juicy mamacita

>>212673806
>underage women
Now married women are considered underage?

>>212673242
whippet wiggers

You guys should seriously kill yourselves

Can we get some canelo screencaps in this hoe

>>212673806
But enough about Jet

>>212673806
You can keep going if you want, I feel like you have more to say bud. Let it out!

>>212673753
>Duerme bien, cachorro

>>212673778
Okay scott

>>212673806
>Scott is so cool he is a sexual predator to underage women
what are you talking about?

>>212673820
T. Bagelboy after getting angry at all the elliecorders.
It worked and he keeps her all to himself

>>212673848
Why are you upset buddy

>>212673848
mde lost
fishtank lost
spictank won

>>212672521
Jet Neptune is a Crack baby
>>212672630

>>212673062
Not liking dogs is black people shit. I had a few black friends growing up and they were always scared of dogs and acted like they didn’t like them as a cope.

>>212673753
He deserves it

The Cholos really are the Mexican Wiggers if they're immediately plotting to ruin their own show before it even hits the ground running huh?

>>212673896
This isn't really the lore is it? Proof?

Please stop scott is a inspiration to youngful Indian men every where

>>212673878
>Bagelboy
>elliecorders
>keeps her all to himself
I literally have no idea what you're talking about lmao, and I'm really glad I don't.
I just got back here this thread after finding out about spictank.

But what's Jet Neptroon's take on all that is happening?

>Gives money (Over 100 dollars) to some random fan for a PS5
>Always available to help out with production with no compensation
>Uses his comedy chops to liven up a dogshit season (Bitchtank)
It's time to admit that Scott is a good thing for Fishtank

>>212673950
Dogs stink or something

>>212673914
how are they doing that?

>>212673950
crasher out

>>212673929
Golden screencaps with the auto-translate subs.

>>212673950
their clothes are cheap

I'm trying to figure out which cord is the cord for me

>>212673929
I fucking love the broken translation in the caps

Scott doesn’t have a wife

>>212673950
Too busy going into a whippit induced crash out over a dog

>>212673967
>>212673987
accurate

>>212673988
For me, its the vancecord

>>212673988
megcord is lowkey the goat

>>212673953
I'll admit it: I didn't like the Scottyrocker spam after Bitchtank but it's growing on me.
I'm sorry for ignoring you this long, Scott-Sensei.

>>212673929
Chef's kiss

>>212673915
Of course it's real.

>>212673988
Vancecord

>>212673953
Always has been. He's a good dude in general, and that's why we might not see him on Fishtank again. Maybe the Scott support started as a meme but he won his people.

the simple truth is that urbanized americans are some of the most soulless people on earth. spictank would always mog because spics are simply more human, soulful people.

>>212673929
>Mogs bosnian rapebabies in you're path.

>>212673950
Fishtank sucks

WATCHES: GONE

Did Jet really make an angry tweet about dogs? Nobody took a cap?

niftycord runs this shit

>>212673242
Marky

>>212673950
He's taking it out on Scott rn.

scott single handedly put bitchtnak on the map with his legendary comedic chops, and as a thank you the wiggers blacklisted him forever.
no one would even talk about bitchtank without his bit.
fuck fishtank

>>212674049
Finally. Irrefutable evidence that Johnny Neptune fucked Ciara. Thank you anon for your fucking service.

evening, fellas, what are we angry about today?

Will someone please show me the deleted tweet of Jet saying the Spictank stinks cus of the dog? Thanks

Jet really hates pets huh, sad

>>212674094
>>212672781

>>212674094
there's a cap of it + him getting completely btfo but i didn't save it

>>212674094
American Jet got ratiod and deleted it

>>212674055
can confirm, I didn't like scott during S2/Bloodgames/Bitchtank, and only memed ironically after Bitchtank, but his streams won me over.

Cool
Ambitious
Nice
Epic
Lovable
Outrageous

The last challenge on spictank will be to kill the dog

>>212674146
i like this

>>212674151
Weirdo

>>212674094
pretty sure jet is busy running his show, american jet did have some KWAB twitter spergout, as he always routinely does.

>>212674134
>>212667561

>>212673988
Lettycord

>>212674146
based

>>212674151
if american jet was in charge it would be but jet loves animals

>>212674151
Some Hydra Kingsman shit

>>212674146
my 2 favorite characters

>>212674006
She left him (for good reason if you've seen the leaked texts)

>>212674146
truuuu

>>212674190
holy moggle

>>212674190
Dogs don’t even use litter boxes. They ask to go outside. Is Jet retarded?

>>212674146
:)

>>212674190
Dane won

>>212674190
Ty! Why does Jet hate pets? Something about being raised in foster care or his dad?

People usually hate cats or dogs. Usually not both.

ok, i got it, pancakes will be for eating challenge

>>212674118
He did. How else do you explain Jet being a fucked up crack baby?

Canelo is actually better than every single fish of all seasons

hell hath no fury like a fishtank fan scorned

>>212674190
What's with wiggers and hating dogs? Even sam doesn't like them

>>212674214
never trust someone who hates animals

>>212674151
Knowing spics, it will be putting the two finalists on opposite sides and declaring the winner the person Canelo goes to.

>>212674223
Jet has never bonded with an animal and it shows

>>212674210
Really? I can imagine she was really ugly

my gf

>>212674236
he had to compete with them for food in foster care

>>212674151
that's the cliffhanger that leads into chinktank

Anyone who hates dogs is spiritually a mudslime.

This kills the wigger

How did spictank get up and running in like two weeks while it takes Jet more than 6 months? what the fuck

>>212674245
spiritually niggers

>>212674240
Get of my ear bugs I'm doing galaxy gas so I can't feel a thing!!! I hate dogs and cats!!! I love my Rollie Rolex!!

>>212674239
verdad bomba nuclear

>>212674252
OK, now that would be kino

>>212674263
>how fulls your website
absolutely nuclear level bodying

mexitank challenges
>drink the sodapop
>pretend to be blind
>decorate the pancakes
>count le rice nicely placed in front of you
American Fish Tank challenges
>drink milk until it explodes in your stomach and you vomit everywhere, creating content
>box against a man twice your size; mission: survive
>count rice that' sbeen thrown acrsos the room in a hellish manner
>live in a piss/shit cell for 24 hours
Why do people say mexicant tank is better?

>>212674282
i laughed

>>212674237
pancakes are a great food for eating challenges desu, they fill you up FAST.
That's why so many pancake places can offer unlimited pancakes without trouble.

>>212674223
Too much nitrous.

>>212674294
Jet is a lazy hack, and its purpose is money laundering.

Dogs are the niggers of pets. Cats are where it's at.

>>212674236
Jet has hated pets since bitchtank when both abi and kato left because of their cats

>>212674281
frickin cutie

>>212674282
Tayleigh Bursting Out Laughing.Gif

I bought the Spictank pass, can you do name changes on the website?

>>212674236
I think it’s a poor person thing, if your parents doesn’t expose you to animals and teach you about stuff like that as a little kid you end up being afraid of them and eventually decide that you don’t like them as a cope.

El Lubecooch

I mean he was fine with treating Ellie like a pet

>>212674333
happy dog playing :)

>>212674305
>incapable of seeing soul

>>212674281
Thats not the tummy pic i demanded. Wtf ellie

>>212674281
>Sitting in the booster seat

My baby

>>212674340
this but racism

They should add a second dog that has rabies

>>212674294
Coke >>> whippets.
Blow has the opposite effect on retards, though.

>>212674333
:D

>>212674281
Why is there a fan behind here?

>>212674118
Just skim the archives lol

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/ciara%20johnny

a week from now spictank is gonna be a money printing machine, stay the course jet

>>212674333
mexican tj and canelo are the final 2. screencap this.

>>212674363
This is jet on coke

>>212674318
Yeah but this seems deeper now with his tweet. Guy hates animals. Thinks he's a higher life form and more deserving of love than a innocent loving cat or dog. Damn man. I'm starting to actually feel bad for Jet. Guy never had a loving relationship with a pet. No wonder he's emotinally stunted

>>212674375
thats me. im her biggest fan.

>>212674281
Needa be eating DICK in the car. Btw that potato looks like a black veiny BBC

>>212674340
my parents never exposed me to animals but i've always wanted a cat

>>212674281
Gigi is driving her to her new private school for the mentally challenged

at this point I am incredibly invested in the wiggers inevitable downfall

I get the cashgrab element and gaining clout, but really if the wiggers hate the fans and hate the shows they do and hate everything about it why do they even do it?
They could make passive income scams a lot easier than all the work that goes into fishtank.

>>212674305
ADL mogs

Sara mi amada
>screenshot taken as Jet is warning her about creeps trying to fly her out to america

>>212674333
Love and Life

Bros I think im gonna a give MexiTank a chance

>>212674281
This bitch needs to get fucked and bred

giving my cat some treats and playing with him with his favorite toy to spite american jet

>>212674333
SOVL

>>212674429
Didnt she say neither her or gigi drive? Shes eating that potato in am uber

>>212674437
which one of them in the picture are you?

>>212674443
mexican riley reid

Garbage sorting or suicide by next year

>>212674305
Mextank is run more competently. American tank is good but it was frustrating to watch because it always devolved into jet being on camera or production not planning challenges all the way thru making the objective and outcome unclear. The arbitrary nature of it all made it feel like there were no stakes and eliminations never really made sense after S1.

>>212674404
You don't even have to own a pet at any point in your life to appreciate animals. I genuinely believe in >>212674282

>>212674413
This but unironically

I honestly don't think I'll watch fish tank again, wigger crew really showed their colors. Imma watch spic tank.

Very close to 200 viewers on Spcitank

>>212674333
i don't think there's been a single moment on american fishtank as happy and positive as this

>>212674435
I think they get a lot of perverse pleasure in torturing their fans making fun of them leading them on fooling them etc. It's as much about money as it is control. They can't stand not being in control.

>>212674282
lol

how is box cutter bro doing

>>212674470
Yup. Funniest part is she was warned about everything.

>>212674484
+ ppv numbers?

>>212674466
you gotta be pornbrained to think something like this

>>212674443
He did the Claire bit of having her break up with her boyfriend to attract more simps

>>212674443
How old is she?

Proof that all we need to leave fishtank in the dust is a solid competitor. Take notes American entrepreneurs

So do asians really just eat the rind of watermelon and just plain old potatos with no seasoning?

>>212674432
Same
I gave them grace with s3, but after the way they treated us for s4 i just want to see it fail.
I blame jet and sam for that, i watched every season (cell,bitchtank, powtank etc) and they just treat the fans like shit.

>>212674338
Not yet but they are working on it.

spictank is bottlenecked by being associated with /ftl/
i bet there's plenty of tv lurkers who would watch it but have these threads filtered

>>212674472
Fishtank is a money laundering operation for some Chinese guy.
>I worked fast food for 45 days
>then saw how much money my boss was making
>now I own 2 million in leasable real estate
Lmao. 100% money laundering.

>>212674484
They also don't use bots like MDE/Jet

>>212674505
It's over 200 if you count that.

>>212674499
Just bought an apartment next to MM High School. He’s ready

>>212674281
eiffel65 and potatoes in the car, so fricking cute and wholesome

Who must go?
American Jet must go

>>212674514
Good question. How old are all the fish?

This threads needs purplesuit2

>>212674537
Didn't even think about that. Is it time for a new header

>>212674435
the joke is on them in the long run. We're a few years away from having a "Remember Ben from Fishtank, I just saw him waiting tables at Red Lobster KWAB" thread

>>212674533
Cool, thanks.

>>212674523
we already knew that from powtank, a scuffed fishtank with no budget run by a zoomer retard. it turns out all you have to do is put people in a house and turn on TTS

>not requiring the frogs to eat their pancake after describing it
MAJOR L PRODUCTION FUCK THIS FRIENDTANK NONTENT SHIT

>>212674524

>If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

― H.R.H. Prince Philip

>>212674340
I like dogs but it’s like having a kid. Don’t have the time or energy for it rn

ishmael y alberto are caliente

>>212674491
True. I never followed the worldcorp stuff but wasnt it basically that? Some fake conspiracy dupe to mock and make fun of the people engaging with it.

>>212674524
Yep. Don’t forget she’s a first born American so there’s still a lot of bad food traits in her genetics.

>>212673669
>I'd like to nibble on her belly button until it unravels into a full length umbilical cord. Then I'd rip it off leave a gaping red hole.

>Neptune
HE SAID IT

>>212674573
safeway posting is making a return?

>>212674556
purplesuit2 got me fucking stroking

>>212674384
The final day of the season it’s MexJ and Canelo and mexJet announces there’s going to be a surprise twist. Suddenly the walls of the house come down and they’re in a giant warehouse. jet walks up wearing a tuxedo and looks directly at the camera
>”uhh… so like, y’all thought I was a fag but like, I’m the one who made mextank. It was all part of the plan. I hate dogs, so I’m going to like give the $50k to Mexican TJ. *hits vape* Fuck you canelo.”

>>212674573
>webm
that's how i'd eat tay's pussy

>>212674566
Her kickchat keep blaming gooners for it being shut down when there wasn't anyone gooning to her there that i saw. Just desperate and sad people clammering for the attention of a high schooler

>>212674581
the only thing special about fishtank is having Sam's celebrity and bank account behind it

potatelli

Angie we need signs of life

>>212674573
100% thats how it will be. Couldn't happen to more deserving people.

>>212674182
lmfao

>>212674435
Someone sent a TTS to Sam while he was in the confessional and he flat out said money. Everyone on production seemingly lost their passion for comedy.

>>212674435
To goon wannabe e girls

>>212674537
It's still a net benefit since generals around a random youtube stream with ~100 viewers probably wouldn't be allowed

Mexican Jet mogs

>>212674543
few lovely places around to have a picnic

>>212672546
>anon do you gundam?

>>212674464
guy on the right

binx but better

>>212674641
signs of death would be better

>>212674588
Same. It seems like a lot of you’re a single person. My sister is always hassling me to get a dog because she thinks I’m lonely but I live in a fucking apartment. It would suck. You need a backyard or you’re gonna be taking the little fucker on walks all day.

mexican jet really does highlight how shitty american jet is lol

American Jet is stinky dogshit chemo.

The real hermano Jet? Pure unfiltered kino.

>>212674693
not a high bar to clear

Mexican Jet >>> American Jet

>>212674543
I just got a chemistry job at MM High School. I'm hoping to take over the health club.

>>212674654
Well sam has his comedy shows??…okay well he has his website and podcast…well he at least has WP2…..okay maybe he really does only have fishtank at this point

>>212674709
Everybody is saying this

>>212674693
You're brown

Maria is god nigga

>>212674435
Fishtank is about money laundering for Zi Qian Zhang. He's who owns all the properties. That's why Sam said it was "$30k in damages" to the S1 house. To launder more money for Nick's contractor buddies. It was nowhere near $30k in damage.

>>212674705
>mexican jet really does highlight how shitty american jet is lol

I want Mexitank to succeed just because it seems that he's trying

>>212674693
She's perfect

>>212674637
those eyes hypnotize

>>212674693
>I think I'm American
she's already pandering harder than Binx lmao

>>212674693
>uglier
>fatter
>browner
>dumpier
>worse tattoos
youre brown just like her

>>212674695
You are hate and death and will suffer until you change your aura.

>>212674667
:D time to ask if they have any volunteer positions open for the 25-26 year

some bitch responding to any negative comments about jet & running his defense force. also claims to be female. future season 5 contestant?

>>212674757
She said a mermaid you dumb gringo

yo mexican jet I just realized its cheaper to create a new account and buy a new season pass than buying enough tokens to send another tts. makes little sense no?

>>212674596
I think it's multi faceted. There may have been some good intentions, Season 1 showed you could have some fun without messing with peoles heads everyday.

Something happened during Season 1 and 2. Or around Summers psycotic break. The wiggers for whatever reason, to high and drunk or realizing they can just do whatever they want and the fans won't immediately turn on them, they saw how far they could go. They went real dark. Ever since s2 there's been this real tension between the audiance/fans and the wiggers. They thought they were above their fans. Better. That we were bugs and play things for their amusement. That is not a good long term business strategy.

>>212674737
i have a tan rn but im white

Does Mexican Jet have any kind of background in TV or streaming? He's very good at this, polar opposite of American Jet.

>>212674573
MDE at its core has always been a hateful spite-driven group that's comedy is just a thinly veiled excuse to spread misery

remember the acoustic paneling

>>212674783
whoops

>>212674727
that clip of sam being excited about how much money wp2 made even though he knows people don't like it really says everything

>>212674693
My poop is better than binx to be fair

>>212674693
Mi amor

>>212674711
Good luck anon you got this

>>212674770
others have made me this way and it is my job to bring them down with me

mas fuerte = louder
it's over for you guys when i become fluent

>>212674740
Yeah the guy they are paying “legal fees” to.
I cant wait for the huge exposé in the near future showing the true nature of everything

>>212674757
retard, clean your ears

>>212674799 meant for >>212674435

>>212674778
>why stay a fan
asking the real questions

>>212674757
Learn Spanish NOW

>>212674725
>>212674836
mexican angie?

>>212674783
Then do so. Its a way to get people in the door with a good deal. Id say keep it like that.
Selling multiple season passes also looks better than you just buying tokens

>>212674704
That's the point. It forces you to go outside. Take care if another life form it's good practice for having a baby. Learning to get unconditional love from a pet is also great. Yeah the pet or baby will misbehave but without my fur baby I'd probly have OD'd or killed myself. I can't kill myself because I gotta take care of my little guy.

>>212674858
nah

Has Alberto shown his pancake yet?

I can handle Summer having anal with Jon, I can handle Summer being actually insane, I can handle Summer having weird fucked up nipples, I can’t handle Summer having sex with black men.

>>212674778
Holy fuck, that comment history. Women should never have been allowed on the internet

why does Jet hate dogs??

>>212674784
I started watching season 2 right after Brian left. How did season 2 originally begin? Was it satanic in nature or did it slowly crumble because of summer? Detailed answer pls

>>212674890
That's a funny word for it

>>212674880
Jeffry W

>>212674901
Low Iq

>We respect our customers
>Hurry up production
I fucking love Mexican Jet

>>212674784
Yeah its going to bite them in the ass in the end. They will have no one on their side because they alienated everyone and were kicked out of a bunch of towns…what a minute this sounds kinda familiar

>>212674901
He's spiritually black

Binx is a white woman with green eyes

>>212674901
american jet is hate and death

Just 1 tummy pic. Thats all i ask for.

>>212674897
my brain can't comprehend a woman spreading their legs for Jon. It just refuses to accept it.

>>212674901
He is evil.

>>212674942
mexican jet is love and life

It's official.
>still 0$ on anything fishtank

>>212674913
First 3 days were fine and friendly mostly iirc. Summer broke on day 4. Around day 10 or something it just got so much worse

>>212674778
>we were transparent about stealing your money
lol

>>212674901
Because American Jet was birthed from a dog

>>212674778
>There isn't a valid reason to hate jet.
OMG SO TRUE i literally cant think of a single reason!

>>212674901
Jet is a bad person and a psychopath. Not wanting pets is one thing, hating animals is another.

>>212674901
low empathy

>>212674880
chat says he's a cop btw

>>212674964
based

>>212674778
90% of Fishtank's reception online is fabricated or astroturfed.

>>212674830
He was also convicted of money laundering in early 2014, had a bunch of illegals packed into a room together illegally. Recently around 2023 one of his businesses ran with his sister or aunt got into criminal trouble too, for financial crimes.

>>212674836
YO IS THAT EL GOLDSTRIKER?!

>210 viewers on YouTube
Fucking nice, great work.

>>212674964
Basado

>>212674880
why do hispanic people love shirts that just say the name of a place

>>212674845
Yes, which has been said but I always wanted to be naive about it I guess. Should have listened to you oldfags

>>212674913
season 2 crumbled because of the infiltrator thing

>>212674950
do you think you could see jet's dick hitting her insides when they sexed?

>>212675009
Its going up unlike fishtank that peaks on day 1

>>212674146
Coddle
And
Nontent
Everything
Looks
Odorous

>>212675011
my boyfriend

>>212674901
slavic rape baby kike
>no verification was required

Sara :)

>>212674965
It was weird how they really put effort into destroying that house. I noticed the more they destroyed it and left it messy, the more bored and tired and miserable they got.

>>212674901
he's a cretin, always was one, always will be.

>>212674778
You weren't kidding, this bitch is responding to every comment calling Jet out, it's insane. Is this like Rachel's account or something? It's gotta be someone covering for production lol

>>212675005
sam hyde hates illegal immigration which is why he is paying the legal fees for a man accused of human trafficking

>>212674998
Yeah, he said he is yesterday

>>212675042
its the best one

>>212675036
Nice try Jet. Shouldn’t you be on ig rn Dming yn Chinese hoes?

thank you amigos for all your support

>>212674903
>>212674903
>>212674903

BAKE NIGGA BAKE

>>212674964
fucking same

>>212674901
Jet Goodson is a nigger at heart

>>212675036
wtf

>>212675019
it's a good reminder

>>212675073
we just really hate jet

>>212675054
And there's no way the high amounts of coercion so Sam/Jet/crew can fuck employees/contestants by isolating them for 42 days...

No way that is human trafficking!

>>212675084
How did you do this

>>212674778
>dont like dont watch
>why stay a fan to compalin
Okay jet, I wont be a fan anymore and I wont watch.
Trust me, we have seen the stream numbers you want to play it like that then enjoy being the creator of a show that no longer runs. You were in charge, it was your show, now its a memory.

>>212675073
keep up the good work bro

>>212675076
Can anybody explain why in a lot of third world countries they use tile for the floor in their houses instead of wood? It looks like every room in the house is a bathroom. What’s the purpose of building this way? Is it cheaper?

>>212675160
humidity

>>212675160
Western people use wood because it's plentiful. There aren't many forests in Mexico. Clay is plentiful.

>>212674705
Does Mexican jet do any drugs? Is that the key to good production? Just don’t do drugs?

>>212675027
>infultrator
>therapy circles
>initiative group
Yeah I’m guessing it was weird and strange for someone who watched season 1 live and then all this new shit starts popping up

Since mex tank is a big success do you think we’ll see other tank franchises pop up? Hoodtank could be good, all black fish with black jet hosting, it’s shot in Compton. Or what about Japtank? Bring back Shinji?

>>212675073
No problem compa

I fucking love Mexi-Jet

>>212674939
>green eyes
yes and natural blue hair as well

>>212675091
Kek this is a great Pic. Ben really is 45 huh