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Anonymous No.212673141 >>212673511 >>212673632 >>212676589 >>212677104
ITT: FAVORITE NUDE SCENE IN /TV/ HISTORY
If I get banned for this, I understand, but with spoiler tags we oughta be able to keep this tasteful.
Anonymous No.212673511
>>212673141 (OP)
dogshit
Anonymous No.212673591
I hope you do get banned
Anonymous No.212673632
>>212673141 (OP)
I don't watch movies with nudity in them

Only third worlders do that
Anonymous No.212675256 >>212675350 >>212675365 >>212677104 >>212677677 >>212678676 >>212678791
no question about it
Anonymous No.212675350 >>212675504 >>212675665 >>212675886
>>212675256
WebM doesn't work
Anonymous No.212675365 >>212675665 >>212675753 >>212675879 >>212676971 >>212677292
>>212675256
Imagine being Jennifer Jason Leigh,
>"Hey, I got my tits out too! Hello?"
and everybody is like,
>"Shut up! Where's Phoebe Cates!!"
Anonymous No.212675504
>>212675350
I feel bad for you. It's the good webm. Not the made for tv version I was tricked into watching growing up.
Anonymous No.212675549
The scene from 2001 movie The Hole. You know the scene.
Anonymous No.212675640 >>212677162
I don't care about nude scenes, but if I have to pick.
Anonymous No.212675665 >>212676030
>>212675350
Yes it does. You may need support for the vp9 codec locally.
>>212675365
Jennifer Jason Leigh went much further, but Phoebe Cates' perfect gravity-defying breasts were a moment of cinematic history.
Anonymous No.212675753
>>212675365
They'll always have a special place in my heart because I was flipping through channels and suddenly there they were, the first pair I'd ever seen
Anonymous No.212675858 >>212676391
Patricia Arquette on the beach in Lost Highway
Anonymous No.212675879 >>212676030
>>212675365
When it was made Jennifer was the comically obese friend.
Anonymous No.212675886
>>212675350
>WebM doesn't work
only on mobile
Anonymous No.212675981 >>212677887
Anonymous No.212676030
>>212675665
>>212675879
Yeah, I see she's got a little pouch...for my baybay!!!

They don't make em like they used to :(
Anonymous No.212676077 >>212676208 >>212676689 >>212678134
full body massage for me. mimi rogers had great tits
Anonymous No.212676208 >>212676281
>>212676077
Sweet Xenu, I'd sign up for 80 billion years for those gazongas.
Anonymous No.212676220 >>212676309 >>212676374 >>212677920 >>212678255
Anonymous No.212676281 >>212676320 >>212676610
>>212676208
you're Goddamn right
Anonymous No.212676309 >>212676359
>>212676220
God damn. She really was one of a kind. Some actresses just love turning men on.

By the time "Drop Dead Fred" rolled around though, then magic was gone. Once girls turn 20, it's all over.
Anonymous No.212676320
>>212676281
Anonymous No.212676359
>>212676309
Not always. Linda Purl was 22 when she appeared in this 1977 made-for-TV movie "Little Ladies Of The Night".
Anonymous No.212676374 >>212676393 >>212676694
>>212676220
where, why, how, who, what?
Anonymous No.212676391
>>212675858
good body but there's something about her face I just can't abide.
Anonymous No.212676393 >>212676478 >>212676504
>>212676374
It's in the filename. Brooke Shields in 1980's "Blue Lagoon".
Anonymous No.212676478
>>212676393
Sorry, my bad.
Anonymous No.212676504 >>212676573 >>212676583
>>212676393
that's phoebe cates from paradise.
Anonymous No.212676573
>>212676504
Bet all you Phoebefags didn't know this existed!

https://youtu.be/17eirMZzrd8?si=culAeIpCdzTe4b-O
Anonymous No.212676583 >>212676758 >>212677114 >>212677231
>>212676504
Well, then...I have another movie to track down.
Anonymous No.212676589
>>212673141 (OP)
I won't post either; but it's a toss up between two:
> the opening from "A change of seasons" (1980) that has a naked Bo Derek bouncing up and down in slow motion in a hot tub for the first 2 minutes
> the shower scene from "Cruel Intentions 2" (2000)
Anonymous No.212676610 >>212676649 >>212678918
>>212676281
Imagine being the husband of these women and this is their "acting" job lmao
Anonymous No.212676649 >>212676711
>>212676610
Are you that bad in bed?
Anonymous No.212676677 >>212676808
Loved Gaby Hoffmann in Crystal Fairy, she had hairy armpits, legs, forearms, pussy, everything. And she's got very cute eyebrows and teeth.
Anonymous No.212676687
I just Googled "Dana Delaney nude Exit to Eden", fully intended to post, but the image results had nudes from Reese Witherspoon, Alyssa Milano, etc. My brain was overloaded so I came back, defeated. You all are stronger men than I.
Anonymous No.212676689
>>212676077
Oh yeah
Anonymous No.212676694
>>212676374
Anonymous No.212676711 >>212676845
>>212676649
Cuck
Anonymous No.212676758 >>212676860 >>212677325 >>212678921
>>212676583
find the blu-ray. it has a bonus feature which is literally just her nude scene in full frame and without post-production color tinting.
Anonymous No.212676808 >>212676833
>>212676677
What is it with you and body hair Anon? I see you posting all the time. You always talk about your mom's hairy tits, did she molest you and it made you into hairy chicks?
Anonymous No.212676811 >>212677070
I'd love to post clips from 1978's "Pretty Baby" or 1979's "Laura" but I'd probably get v&. You can see some screen shots of the latter at https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079449/
Anonymous No.212676833 >>212677044
>>212676808
What?
Anonymous No.212676845
>>212676711
Whatever floats your boat, man.
Anonymous No.212676860 >>212677537 >>212678210
>>212676758
Reminds me of this DVD extra. She doesn't get topless but she stares at a this dude's dick with lust in her eyes. Very hot.
Anonymous No.212676971 >>212677063
>>212675365
I never really had a thing for her until she was trying to flirt with that black eye and bloody nose.
Anonymous No.212677044 >>212677078
>>212676833
You heard me.
Anonymous No.212677063
>>212676971
The part was meant for J-Law. I thought JJL did great in the film. But to your point, seeing J-Law's face all bashed in and her trying to use sex would have been more surreal.
Anonymous No.212677070
>>212676811
>David Hamilton
Ah I see
Anonymous No.212677078
>>212677044
pardon me?
Anonymous No.212677104 >>212677275 >>212678291 >>212678447
>>212675256
I once got a 3 day ban for posting this webm
Hope you dodge the bullet anon
>>212673141 (OP)
Never knew julia andrews got her tits out, is that AI or a deepfake or legit?
Anonymous No.212677114 >>212677209 >>212677325 >>212677375
>>212676583
I work on the coast during summer. And the amount of 16 to 40 years olds in these bikinis. I have to jack off every night
Anonymous No.212677162
>>212675640
She had another good one in the film 'Chasers', great movie regardless.
Anonymous No.212677209
>>212677114
you're a pedophile
Anonymous No.212677231
>>212676583
lovely petit feet
Anonymous No.212677275 >>212677389 >>212677758
>>212677104
You haven't gotten "The Eye" yet. Keep gooning and you will. Me? I was born with it. No nudity ever gets passed me.
Anonymous No.212677292 >>212677422
>>212675365
Sort of like when Lili Simmons got topless in True Detective but everyone only remembers Mammario.
Or Alexa Demie getting her tits out in the same Euphoria episode as Sydney Sweeney.
Anonymous No.212677325
>>212676758
I may have to go back to buying physical media, then.
>>212677114
I'm more impressed you can wait until night.
Anonymous No.212677375
>>212677114
I worked in a cvs photo lab on a Florida coastal island and would get cameras/digital orders all the time filled with naked women, I'd usually upload the good ones to /b/
Anonymous No.212677389 >>212677477 >>212677508 >>212677561
>>212677275
Pam Dawber (of "Mork And Mindy" fame) apparently briefly shows her breasts in a movie called "The Girl, The Gold Watch, And Everything", but without watching it all the way through, I don't think I can spot the moment. Do you happen to know where it is?
Anonymous No.212677422
>>212677292
I like this game. Okay, how about Jessica Pare' in "Hot Tub Time Machine"?

Actress Crystal Lowe (Final Destination 3) also got topless, but nobody cared. I cared. She opened an OnlyFans later in her career. Crystal is a proud whore.
Anonymous No.212677477 >>212677508
>>212677389
I would doubt if this is true. The girl, the gold watch, and everything was a made for TV movie; so there wouldn't have been any nudity.

I remember the film, it was popular, and I enjoyed it a lot. The story is basically an average man who gets a stopwatch that can stop time. Kind of a rip off of the old twilight zone episode, but it was a fun film
Anonymous No.212677508
>>212677389
>>212677477
side note: the entire film can be found here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6hxmbvicfo
Anonymous No.212677512
10/10
Anonymous No.212677537 >>212677768
>>212676860
Who is that?
Anonymous No.212677561
>>212677389
>"The Dawber Dilemma"
It's urban legend amongst us Goonies. We've hired a team to investigate, no findings yet.
Anonymous No.212677568
For me its de Abo in Bordelo. I would post it but then feds would get me
Anonymous No.212677592 >>212677707 >>212677710 >>212677941
Is on-topic and spoilered
Anonymous No.212677620 >>212677841
can't think of any good nude scenes but i did like the blonde charlies angel dancing with her no ass in boys underwear
Anonymous No.212677622 >>212677687 >>212677725
Can someone help me find these 2 movies? I don't remember the names just some rape scenes and details. They were probably made 80-90s.

Movie #1
>cop guy gets captured by criminal
>they tie him up to a chair and bring him to a restaurant
>criminal shows up with the cop's wife who is drugged
>he dances with her and bends her over a table
>fucks her in front of him

Movie #2
>bank robbery scene
>one of the bank robbers notices a female clerk
>she's wearing a white dress
>takes her to a back room and fucks her
>keeps saying his name is Sam/Samuel

Driving me nuts trying to figure out what these are
Anonymous No.212677677
>>212675256
thats cool but shes going to taste like pool all over and that is a boner killer. cant smell her. cant taste her. just pool. its like being cucked. its a "shes with him but shes thinking of me" type of cucking
Anonymous No.212677687 >>212678061
>>212677622
The first one sounds like Star Wars: Phantom of the Opera
Anonymous No.212677707
>>212677592
There's no nipple here, no problem really
Anonymous No.212677710 >>212677814
>>212677592
Is that "NYC Blue"? I remember that show had a lot of drama about nudity during prime time tv.
Anonymous No.212677725 >>212677814
>>212677622
2nd one sounds like Once Upon a Time in America
Anonymous No.212677758 >>212677971
>>212677275
>No nudity ever gets passed me.
any elisha cuthbert or jennifer morrison nudity coomer anon?
Anonymous No.212677768 >>212677837
>>212677537
Actress Amanda Crew. She has nudes out there, both her nips were pierced at the time.
Anonymous No.212677781 >>212677857 >>212678076
Spartacus
Anonymous No.212677814
>>212677710
The show was "NYPD Blue". They pushed the envelope on what nudity could be shown on broadcast TV; then they pissed everyone off when their first male nudity was Dennis Franz, the star.

>>212677725
thought of this too
Anonymous No.212677837 >>212678245
>>212677768
Nasty whore.
Anonymous No.212677841
>>212677620
No, shit, you all know the one. Tracee with the braces in season 3 episode 6 university
Anonymous No.212677857 >>212677918 >>212677926 >>212677946
>>212677781
That girl failed at acting, started an Onlyfans, there's videos of her taking it and getting glazed
Anonymous No.212677863
Lifeforce
Anonymous No.212677868 >>212677918
https://thisvid.com/videos/laurence-fox-full-frontal-in-the-hole/
This scene with Keira Knightley.
Anonymous No.212677887
>>212675981
patrician choice
Anonymous No.212677918 >>212677938
Xena in Spartacus.

>>212677857
Ty for your service

>>212677868
Based
Anonymous No.212677920
>>212676220
that's Phoebe Cates
Anonymous No.212677926 >>212678413
>>212677857
Gonna need her name to confirm this.
Anonymous No.212677938 >>212677998
>>212677918
That scene nearly killed me
Anonymous No.212677941
>>212677592
it's a shame she looks terrible on her other nude scene.
Anonymous No.212677946 >>212678031
>>212677857
Anonymous No.212677971 >>212678334
>>212677758
>elisha cuthbert
I don't like that bitch. She's best friends with Paris Hilton but says the way (((they))) made her wear bikinis in Men's Mags was "rape". Implied nudity is the best you'll get.
>jennifer morrison
Now you're talking my language. She's very special to the Goonies because she got topless for "Urban Legend 3", but they cut it out. If you're looking for real treasure, find the DVD with deleted scenes. You'll find what you're looking for.
Anonymous No.212677998
>>212677938
The entire show was great but seeing Lucys massive milkers floating in water...diamonds
Anonymous No.212678031 >>212678098 >>212678128
For any anons who dont know AZnude is a searchable website (name of actress or film) for nude scenes

>>212677946
Laura Surrich
Anonymous No.212678061
>>212677687
IDK why but I lost my fucking shit reading this
Anonymous No.212678069
Can't think of a more perfect pair than Julia Benson
Anonymous No.212678076 >>212678141 >>212678331
>>212677781
Fantastic tits.
Is that nog in the back playing with himself?
Anonymous No.212678098
>>212678031
Surrich looks completely different in those vids though. It's her for sure, as she made posts referencing it, but it legitimately is like a totally different woman (hair colour, tit size, lips)
Anonymous No.212678128 >>212678186
>>212678031
Cool, can I sit through all the 2 minute ads just to see a tit too? That's my favorite.

Listen brother, this is 4chan's "AZ Nude" and we only post the BEST. So take your Rosario Dawson's shaved puss and shove it up your butt.
Anonymous No.212678134
>>212676077
>that recent 4K rip
Anonymous No.212678141
>>212678076
>huge gravity defying tits on fertile young woman
>is that a nog
Anon... And no its just a slave
Anonymous No.212678186
Eva Haberman in lexx was pure sex!

>>212678128
Theres no ads. And you should Nt have any ads anywhere, at any time. use uBlock origin
Anonymous No.212678188
Anonymous No.212678210
>>212676860
Always found this hot as hell too. For some reason she always looked hotter here than in anything else for some reason
Anonymous No.212678245 >>212678281
>>212677837
She started dating black guys after that scene too. She's Canadian. Like her BFF "Puta", costar from FD3.

She's also besties with Carly Pope (nude in the film Young People Fucking). A l9t of nudity in that, but unironically, Dora Baird keeps her clothes on. Nasty whore.
Anonymous No.212678255 >>212678333 >>212678350
>>212676220
She was underaged in that scene so the jannie is about to throw a fit. That being said that scene awakened me sexually when I was still a young child.
Anonymous No.212678281 >>212678383 >>212678436
>>212678245
dora baird inb4 terrible "bared" joke, in american beauty. she doesn't have to show them off ever again
Anonymous No.212678291 >>212678447
>>212677104
It's real, the film is called S.O.B.
Anonymous No.212678331
>>212678076
No, it's a slave holding a robe for him.
Anonymous No.212678333
>>212678255
>She was underaged in that scene
even better
Anonymous No.212678334 >>212678460
>>212677971
Those 2 are my literal 10/10 waifus I have ever seen
Anonymous No.212678350 >>212678656
>>212678255
Phoebe Cates was 21 in 1982.
Now, here's Marina Sirtis (of "Star Trek: The Next Generation" fame) showing full-frontal nudity.
Anonymous No.212678383 >>212678436
>>212678281
I've never been attracted to her. She was in "Cobra Kai" and got absolutely mogged by Mrs. Lapusso.
Anonymous No.212678413
>>212677926
Laura Surrich is her name. No idea what her OF is
Anonymous No.212678417 >>212678882
i was expecting a lot more 70s italian and french films. are you finally not pedophiles /tv/?
Anonymous No.212678423 >>212678536
Anonymous No.212678436
>>212678281
>>212678383
no i'm drunk and misstook her for Thora Birch, weird names
you win i don't like the one lady
Anonymous No.212678447
>>212677104
>>212678291
The Film S.O.B. doesn't get enough credit. For those who never saw it... it's a film about the hypocrisy of the film business. After making a very expensive flop; a producer/director comes up with an idea to make it a blockbuster by having his wife (a beloved G-rated star) doing a nude scene.

What made the whole thing doubly funny is that the producer of SOB was married to Julie Andrews, a beloved G-rated star; who went nude for the first/only time in her career; giving the film additional promotion.

The film is absolutely worth watching at least once.
Anonymous No.212678456
This is Marina Sirtis from the same movie, with her breasts flopping madly as she gets the crap whipped out of her.
Anonymous No.212678460 >>212678750
>>212678334
You watched all of "Once Upon A Time"? I pity you. 3 seasons myself.

The Lord works in mysterious ways...
Anonymous No.212678536 >>212678566
>>212678423
This looks like the sister from Young Sheldon
Anonymous No.212678566
>>212678536
Dude, that's Brooke Shields
Anonymous No.212678583 >>212678654 >>212678685 >>212678875
Take your pick.
Anonymous No.212678654
>>212678583
I still think Thora Birch is CGI. Her neck looks detached from her torso.

Did /tv/ ever get confirmation on that slut? I know Mena Suvari was the real deal. She loves getting naked.
Anonymous No.212678656 >>212678791
>>212678350
>Star Phoebe Cates has said of this film: "I was only 17 when I did my nude scenes in 'Paradise'. They were serious and more difficult because they were not easily justified.
Anonymous No.212678676
>>212675256
SEX
Anonymous No.212678685 >>212678767
>>212678583
Oh, man, how could I forget Olivia Hussey? We were watching that movie (1968's "Romeo & Juliet") in freshman English class in high school, when WHAM! Sudden epic boobage!
Anonymous No.212678750
>>212678460
>You watched all of "Once Upon A Time
never watched it
Her face is just so fucking 10/10 to me
Anonymous No.212678767
>>212678685
I remember our freshman teacher was kind of young, maybe mid-20s, and one of us learned that there was a tit in the film. she was going to fast-forward but we browbeat her into letting it play.
Anonymous No.212678791
>>212678656
Yeah, she was so traumatized that she went on to show her perky tits in "Fast Times At Ridgemont High". >>212675256
Anonymous No.212678861
The nude yoga scene in Blue Thunder was the first nude scene that I ever saw. Still hasn't been topped.
Anonymous No.212678875 >>212679111
>>212678583
If there is a next version, consider Lynda Wiesmeier in "Malibu Express"
Anonymous No.212678882
>>212678417
I very much want to post the clip from "Pippi On The Run" where Annika is bathing topless, but oh the hell I would pay.
Anonymous No.212678918
>>212676610
>Imagine being the husband of these women and this is their "acting" job lmao
divorce from Tom Cruise for a few years during this film. but I agree..not only be okay with it..but be in the same movie where your wife bangs another man...cuck extreme
Anonymous No.212678921
>>212676758
>this will help us sell dvd's
>"Yes"
Anonymous No.212679111
>>212678875
Include an example and I may very well.
There is a work in progress updated list, an additional row and column will need seventeen more women. There's a few already on it but still room for more.