>BUT I POOP FROM THER-AUGH FUCK

God i wish that were me

That's a brutal butt fuck. That's not funny.

>>212676798
gays fuck each other in the ass and it is in fact funny as fuck

>>212676681 (OP)
>>212676837
Imagine being a sperm and waiting your entire life to race to the egg and you finally get your chance and beat all the other sperms only to run face first into a giant gay turd.

>>212676798
>>212676907
>>212676837
Yeah gays absolutely deserve to be ridiculed and laughed at. Hence why I personally approve of the CRUST meme spam. Anything that highlights the absurdity of gay hairy man muddy asshole butt sex.

>>212677010
It’s disgusting when you think about it. I wouldn’t even want to do that to a girl.

>>212677458
It's called sodomy for a reason. Just as disgusting whether it's a guy's ass or a girl's ass. They act like it's a second pussy because they clean better (and they're closet fags) but the only true place for a man's dick is a fucking vagina. Hilarious how entrenched homos have become that they lost sight of that.

>>212676907
>>212677010
these posts are sus

>>212677603
>Not being gay is sus
You're just a zoomer so being a faggot seems "normal" to you and anything that strays from that is "sus". Might I suggest killing yourself.

>>212677827
>describing on detail the intricacies of unclean homosexual anal sex is being straight

>>212677458
Anal with your gf is great because it’s taboo, kink, feels a lot different and is a nice change. I’m not squeamish though so pounding a girl’s turdcutter is a glorious thing for me and rarely ever messy. Besides we don’t live in a sterile world but we do have showers so a bit of stink on my dong is no big deal. You can’t have rainbows with rain.

>BUT I POOP FROM THER
Not right now you don't.

FAGMOUNT.

>>212677530
Fucking a girl in her ass is not the same as fucking a guy in their ass. By your logic is grabbing your dick you ass gay as grabbing another guys dick? Ass fucking a girl is something that’s every so often but she can get her rectum destroyed and would have to were diapers as she becomes elderly. That’s not ideal if you marry her. Fags will all have to were diapers though.

>>212678121
You're not going to get an ass so destroyed you'll need diapers unless you're having anal sex ten times a day every day, or using a horsecock dildo every single time.

>>212678121
>is grabbing your dick you ass gay as grabbing another guys dick?

Hello saar

>>212676681 (OP)
Why would Steve Buscemi do this? He's an established, well known actor, there's no reason for his standards to be so low that he'd agree to any degrading role such as this. All I can deduce from this is that he's a finook himself. A friend of Dorothy. A bit zesty. An ass muncher.

>>212678931
Humiliation ritutal, obviously

>>212676681 (OP)
Anal sex is extremely painful and usually results in bleeding, fissures, hemmeroids and getting your cock covered in shit and parasites. Homosexuals gain literal enjoyment from having their cocks smeared with blood, shit and diseases all while getting fucked in a hole that's not meant for sexual reproduction.

>>212678998
Most homosexuals also have a scar fetish. My cousin works in digital forensics and he gets mad when he has to analyze a gay guys phone because there’s always pictures of turds they take and send to other fags bragging about “look at this turd, imagine it was your dick” and shit like that.

>>212679073
>scar
scat*

>>212679073

I don’t remember this scene from Boardwalk Empire

>>212679073
do they also have Jefre Cantu-Ledesma albums downloaded

>>212676681 (OP)
>not right now you don't *thrust*

>>212678121
Ass fucking is inherently gay and wrong, sodomite.

>>212679595
agreed. sounds like the anon you're replying too doesn't like pussy all that much. any kind of ass play is gay as fuck.

>>212676681 (OP)
>Why am I Mr. Pink?

Mmmm that’s crusty bussy

>>212678121
It's even MORE gay to fuck a woman in the ass because the correct hole is RIGHT THERE yet you still chose to get shit on your dick

>>212676681 (OP)
Imagine the smell

>>212679826
sweat and poop i'd wager

For me, it’s when the Green Goblin fucked Harry Potter

>>212681383
Why the fuck would you sign up for this

>>212681452
Humiliation ritual

>>212676681 (OP)
Steve Bussyme

>I'm not getting butt fucked I'm only pretending to hahaha I'm an actor hahaha none of this is real hahahaha Jews don't control me hahahahaha

>>212681676
They’re laughing all the way to the bank :)

>>212676681 (OP)
I remember being in college and talking to a gay dude.
He was trying to become an interviewer and as we talked about the opportunities, the discussion became more personal.
He told me that he had been using Grindr recently, and began dating a man that had both a piss and foot fetish.
He said he was uncomfortable with it, but didn't feel like he could find anyone else.
I always felt bad for that guy. He kind of laughed it off, but there was something wrong there.
Hope he got out of that crazy shit.

>>212681737
Money's not gonna save you :) <3

>>212681737
>getting fucked in the ass for money is noble

>>212681383
Oh my fuck.
Daniel actually fagged out on cam like that?? Jesus!

>M'Boy, are you tight!

if you were gay, why in the actual FUCK would you want to fuck someone that looks like steve buscemi?????????

>>212681383
This will never be normal.

>>212681383
How do you not burst out laughing

>>212682400
Ugly men need dick too, just like ugly women also need dick.
Compromise!

>>212676681 (OP)
GOOSH GOOSH

>>212682408

>>212682400
In the film, the other guy is a hustler needing some dough

>>212679595
>Ass fucking is inherently gay and wrong
that's why it's a turn on...bi guy that's been on the straight and narrow for 10 years...but getting topped by a older guy in my teens is a memory that creeps in. should kill myself i guess

>>212676681 (OP)
>Did you say this is going to sting, or this is going to stink? I .... HEY HO! OH JESUS, IT"S BOTH!

>>212682469
You aren’t alone, that’s practically every bisexual guy’s story
Never met a bi guy who wasn’t fucked up

Why are gay men so promiscuous?

>>212682408
>>212681383
>>212676681 (OP)
aren't all of these guys so rich they would never have to work again? wtf why would they sign up for this

>>212676681 (OP)
not today you dont

>>212676681 (OP)
I'm not gonna lie, If I was horny enough and a gay dude was totally willing?
Yeah, I'd probably dick them down into oblivion.

>>212682469
Ask God for forgiveness, truly repent, and dedicate your life to Jesus Christ, faggotanon. You don't need to kill yourself just because you were (probably) molested as a kid, did drugs, and then let other sexual deviants commit sodomy on you. Let Jesus save your soul.

>>212682629
We like sex.

>>212676681 (OP)
Don't lie anons
If you were Steve getting pounded in that gif, you'd cum immediately

Just remember scenes like the ones in these threads whenever you forget to think, "Actors and actresses are literally, LITERALLY, just whores."
They are paid money to perform acts and say whatever the person paying them wants them to.
Whores.

>>212682691
>let other sexual deviants commit sodomy on you. Let Jesus save your soul.
it was my preacher...so the god stuff hits me weird

>>212682688
This sounds like music to a straight-obsessed gay's ears.

>>212682679

me and this other boy in summer camp when I was 13/14 were in an all-out sexual relationship and had sex with each other the whole time. once we left, we didn't spoke about it to another living soul. chalked it up to being dumb kids who didn't know what they were doing and that's it. i say to myself he looked girly enough and had a soft face and my dumb monkey kid brain got fooled. i still dont know what to make of that time in my life. im completely straight 100% though.

>>212682880
scratch that i was actually 11 or 12 at the time and so was he but still. i dont even know why i spilled the beans out of nowhere about it but im a little drunk and in a bad mood so here goes nothing.

>>212682919
just kissing or were you penetrating each other at 11 years old?

>>212682880
>>212682919
Haha you're a fag! I know your type: you get drunk and then start thinking about cock while swearing up and down you don't like boys.
It's okay anon, I'd still let you suck my cock dry. ;D

>>212679807
This, but
>It's even MORE gay to fuck a woman
All sex is gay.

>>212682629
most were molested as children and are severely mentally damaged

>>212683304
I was not.

>>212683137
it was way too deep. he was this girly blonde kid who genuinely looked like a girl with the softest features imaginable. we were alone for a bit and we were having fun talking about stuff and then he just leaned on my chest and put my arm around him like we're a couple and it just really, really snowballed from there. it was the whole nine yards. kissing, sex, telling me he loved me. we were in way. then summer camp ended and we went back to school and it was just....awkward to say the least.
this was around when puberty kicked in for both of us right after camp so we were suddenly growing into men and just seeing each other change so much combined with the enormity of what we did back just kind of faded into memory.
i remember us being in high school and just passing each other in the hall and pretending we didn't know the other existed. can you even imagine that? i don't know. i just feel like it's such a bizarre little chapter of my life. i've never had any homosexual thoughts or inclinations ever before or since. so i dont know.

>>212683330
Nice trauma dump, fag
Now go to /b/ and start crossdressing in the femboy threads like a good sissy bitch

>>212683363
yeah and that exactly is why i shouldve just kept it to myself. im such a stupid idiot, blabbing about this kind of stuff to internet schizophrenics.

>>212683377
Make sure you wear the thigh-highs that daddy likes, slut

>>212683377
Know this: everyone out there is insane. They are all like high-functioning assburger's sufferers. Pay them no heed.

>>212676681 (OP)
STEVE BUSCEMI DID 9/11!

>>212683430
Yeah, humanity is a demon race and earth is hell. It is known and we still keep on living.

>>212679595
Is it ok if I just want to smell though

>>212683330
>>212683330
still digusting and wrong but I guess it can happen . Kanye said it happened with his cousin but they learned it from pornographic magazines.

>>212683330
> he was this girly blonde kid who genuinely looked like a girl with the softest features imaginable.
Damn, I've had a way less gay experience with that exact type of boy before lol. I remember in my high school band class, this 14 year old, mischievous blonde boy with shaggy hair and gorgeous blue eyes was always staring at me from across the room.
I'd stare right back at him everytime and he'd break out with this goofy smile on his face, and I'm sure I did as well.
I never introduced myself to him...I thought he was just fucking with me or being weirdly playful.
In retrospect, it's entirely likely he was flirting with me and we were both too naive to know what the fuck was happening baka.

>>212682679
you can never have enough money

>>212683377
I mean, you probably should've, but you certainly described an experience.
I wonder just how many people would have had something like that occur in their past if the situation had presented itself.
It may sound retardedly simple, but just how much stuff do we avoid from just being outside places at just the right times?

haha you fags are so funny

>>212683704
OP's story is definitely not uncommon. Many, many boys did shit like that and either they consciously moved on with their lives and never talked about it for obvious reasons or their minds pretty much blacked it out for them. Especially if you're involved in sports teams or nerd groups. At that age, you've brimming with hormones and way less prejudiced or Intune with what is societally acceptable, and you just go with the flow of your hormones.

>>212684094
*Anon's

>>212683650
>flirting with me
he was and wasn't. As in, clearly his intentions weren't just casual and friendly but he wasn't consciously "flirting" with you in the adult sense. You probably could've had an amusing relationship. I mean, if you post here, you would've had no friends so what does it matter?

>>212682469
>bi guy that's been on the straight and narrow for 10 years...but getting topped by a older guy in my teens is a memory that creeps in. should kill myself i guess
Same except more like 5 years for me. I succumbed to soul crushing loneliness and made some bad decisions in order to alleviate it. Wasn't even because I was horny, I just wanted companionship of any kind because I had zero friends. Making friends is so hard, but getting a boyfriend is so easy. Worst thing is I got caught and now my mom and sister will always think of me as a fag. I want to die nearly every day.

>>212682776
>>212682469
Didn't happen, stop posting about your fetish shit here.

>>212683330
>>212682919
>>212682880
>>212682469
>>212682776
Fake and literally gay samefag, fuck outta here.

>>212684271
did you parents not teach you that homosexuality was evil?

>>212685014
Single mother. Didn't teach me much of anything.

>>212685053
damn sorry to hear that. turn to Christ if you haven't already.