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Anonymous No.212682939 >>212682997 >>212683020 >>212683021 >>212683036 >>212683569 >>212683595 >>212683687 >>212683711 >>212684934 >>212685306 >>212686365 >>212686401 >>212686876 >>212687320 >>212687473 >>212687527 >>212687540 >>212687618 >>212687652 >>212688913 >>212689169 >>212690305 >>212690403 >>212692008 >>212692382 >>212693058 >>212693215 >>212693390 >>212693398 >>212695493 >>212695509 >>212696412 >>212696543 >>212697186 >>212697660 >>212700084 >>212700651 >>212709216
>Never stop, my invincible son. Save them all.
Anonymous No.212682997 >>212684931 >>212686570 >>212688358 >>212692797 >>212693757 >>212702991
>>212682939 (OP)
Ma and Pa Kent in this feel so fucking human and so much better than Kostner is not even funny...Dianne Lane was fuckable af thou
Anonymous No.212683020
>>212682939 (OP)
just saw the movie. I thought it was solid to pretty good.
Anonymous No.212683021
>>212682939 (OP)
BASED father
Anonymous No.212683036 >>212687616 >>212688387 >>212697757
>>212682939 (OP)
Gunn leaned a little too hard into making them redheck dunces, but where and when it mattered Pa was Pa. Not bad overall.
Anonymous No.212683569
>>212682939 (OP)
This shit had me almost bawling. He looked just like my dad
Anonymous No.212683595
>>212682939 (OP)
One of the few characters I liked from that shitty movie. I guess that's the best Gunny can do.
Anonymous No.212683687
>>212682939 (OP)
this kills the Snyderjeet
Anonymous No.212683711 >>212686795 >>212697269
>>212682939 (OP)How can a father be so supportive and loving?
Anonymous No.212684907 >>212686448
>Fuck them all, my son. Breed and conquer them
Anonymous No.212684931 >>212686570 >>212686823 >>212692533
>>212682997
Eh... They felt like caricatures to me.
Anonymous No.212684934
>>212682939 (OP)
kek
Anonymous No.212685306
>>212682939 (OP)
Holy shit, BASED!
Anonymous No.212686365 >>212686427 >>212687516 >>212689298 >>212695523 >>212697776 >>212710132
>>212682939 (OP)
I like the movie a lot but it seemed like it had a lot going on for a first Superman movie. It feels more like a middle movie
Anonymous No.212686401
>>212682939 (OP)
Superman was a beautiful bright hopeful movie while man of steel was a dreary depressing hopeless movie.
Anonymous No.212686427
>>212686365
Sadly this is because Gunn has to give us a lot to hype us with since the DC universe has been in shambles since you know who ruined it.
Anonymous No.212686448 >>212688129 >>212688191 >>212688218 >>212689915 >>212703110
>>212684907
based
Anonymous No.212686570 >>212696324
>>212682997
>>212684931
They're incredible. It's like they were plucked from a campaign ad and they're about to endorse Joe Biden.
Anonymous No.212686795
>>212683711
Check out the twin peaks general Briggs dream scene for more.
Anonymous No.212686823
>>212684931
like they were comicbook characters or something?
Anonymous No.212686876 >>212687174 >>212690180 >>212692382 >>212692501 >>212696170 >>212696401 >>212697116 >>212698769 >>212703177
>>212682939 (OP)
>should i let them all drown Dad?
>yes... fuck them all

jfc Snyder. really?
Anonymous No.212686957 >>212687061
Seeing a traditional family in theaters for the first time in a decade feels so surreal I thought Hitler won
Anonymous No.212687061 >>212687164 >>212688242
>>212686957
>Seeing a traditional family in theaters for the first time in a decade feels so surreal I thought Hitler won

he did.

he did...
Anonymous No.212687164 >>212687545 >>212687609
>>212687061
why are the jews afraid of deporting browns?
Anonymous No.212687174 >>212687406 >>212687479 >>212687524 >>212688071 >>212692338 >>212693927 >>212697733 >>212697930 >>212698769 >>212703177
>>212686876
This scene still baffles me
Anonymous No.212687320
>>212682939 (OP)
>Southerners are good people
Unrealistic, he'd tell his son to man up
Anonymous No.212687406 >>212687556 >>212687772 >>212688071 >>212692338 >>212703177
>>212687174
because it doesn't make any sense. papa kent should be admonishing him for lifting tractors and shit casually, not telling him he should be the only survivor of a school bus crash where all his friends died.
Anonymous No.212687473 >>212689146
>>212682939 (OP)
he played a fat fuck that tried to fuck liv tyler

lol
Anonymous No.212687479 >>212703138 >>212703177
>>212687174
scene only works if people still believed in burning witches
Anonymous No.212687516 >>212687558
>>212686365
It's an in media res story. Superman has been around for 3 year and superhumans have been public for 300.
Anonymous No.212687524 >>212688071 >>212704276
>>212687174
It raises a valid point, that Superman should be aware of the danger he exposes himself to if he starts doing Superman shit, which is expanded in BvS through the trial, and Lex and Batman being angry at Supes.
But of all the people who could tell him that, it should never be Ma or Pa Kent. Never.
Anonymous No.212687527
>>212682939 (OP)
I’m thinking based
Anonymous No.212687540 >>212689158
>>212682939 (OP)
based
And if you think about it, that's what capeshit should be about. Relentless optimism with minimal cynicism
Anonymous No.212687545
>>212687164
They correctly believe that they also deserve it.
Anonymous No.212687556 >>212688071 >>212703177
>>212687406
I get what they were going for, sometimes there's no real right answer in life, but if one answer means dozens of kids fucking die over a secret you're revealing eventually anyways, it doesn't work.
Anonymous No.212687558 >>212687599
>>212687516
>and superhumans have been public for 300
Wut? Haven't seen the movie yet, how does that make sense?
Anonymous No.212687599 >>212692593
>>212687558
It's what the opening crawl says. Gunn being Gunn, he is quite possibly referring to DC's Uncle Sam
Anonymous No.212687609 >>212689311 >>212692249
>>212687164
They are cutting social security and food stamps so that you dullards can spend the rest of your life as an underclass, dummy.
Anonymous No.212687616 >>212687648
>>212683036
Wtf is this? Boggy Creek II?
Anonymous No.212687618
>>212682939 (OP)
How did Gunn get the guy from the meme?
Anonymous No.212687648
>>212687616
>Boggy Creek II?
Does not exist, but I will continue to enjoy the original kino
Anonymous No.212687652
>>212682939 (OP)
sorry OP but your image made me think of Everybody Loves Raymond for some reason
Anonymous No.212687772 >>212687901 >>212688016 >>212688050 >>212697667
>>212687406
pa kent was literally preparing him for the reality that even with his powers, he cannot save everyone and that the world isn't ready for a being like him
the film literally beats you over the head with this and yet you retards still just go STOP INVINCIBLE SON
it's as bad as star wars and "i don't like sand" memes
Anonymous No.212687901
>>212687772
>snyderbot is also a prequel apologist

LMAO
Anonymous No.212687905
The biggest problem with man of steel is focusing on the super realistic origins of superman and not transitioning into the goofy superman the manchild loves. Thats why its super easy to make a batman movie. He could be both.
Gunn just skipping to him being superman and having a superdog and the justlice league was a smart move because thats what capeshitters love.
Anonymous No.212688016 >>212703177
>>212687772
It's a stupid self imposed rule by Jonathan, he insinuates later that one day people will see what he does and how he'll change everything. I mean wtf? Why is a few more years of a secret really worth kids lives? If Pa hadn't said "maybe..." and just changed the subject it wouldn't have been nearly as bad.
Anonymous No.212688050
>>212687772
>pa kent was literally preparing him for the reality that even with his powers, he cannot save everyone
MoS, and in fact the entire Snyderverse, never touches on such themes, not even once.
Anonymous No.212688071 >>212703177
>>212687174
>>212687406
>>212687524
>>212687556
It'd have been a fine scene if they cut the "maybe".

>What was I supposed to do? Just let them die?
>No, but Clark, you have to understand there's more at stake here than our lives or the lives of those around us. When the world... When the world finds out what you can do, it's gonna change everything; our beliefs, our notions of what it means to be human, everything.
Anonymous No.212688129
>>212686448
I’d knock this dumb slut up
Anonymous No.212688191
>>212686448
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Anonymous No.212688218 >>212703263
>>212686448
>this movie freed palestine
>palestine literally getting bombed as we speak
can't stop addicted to the shin-dig
Anonymous No.212688242
>>212687061
wait til you see the facilities obama put kids in
Anonymous No.212688346 >>212695421
Why does nuSuperman like saving people?
Why is Superman not burnt out on humanity?
Why doesn't Superman make a speech about how he's not required to save anyone?
Why doesn't Superman pick up a building and use it to smash the kaiju?
Why isn't there a seen where he broods over his powers?
Anonymous No.212688358 >>212688405 >>212688430 >>212688728
>>212682997
Hi, James.
Anonymous No.212688387
>>212683036
especially since they're in kansas, which is not the south.
Anonymous No.212688405 >>212688568
>>212688358
Do you really need to think it's James Gunn to believe this Kent family is more human than the Snyder one? Fuck me, Costner's Kent literally tells Superman to let a bus full of children die
Anonymous No.212688430
>>212688358
>James Gunn
>into MILFs
Anon, I...
Anonymous No.212688568 >>212688687 >>212689238
>>212688405
james gunn is a creep who self-inserts his brother and some form of his parents into all of his movies
the fact that he depicted his parents as rednecks shows what a fucked relationship he had with them
Anonymous No.212688687 >>212688737 >>212688880
>>212688568
Regardless of his motivations for doing it, this Gunn's Kent was far more human than Snyder's Kent. It sounds more like you hate James than the movie itself, because you didn't comment on the actions of any characters and instead started talking about the director of the movie's personal life.
Anonymous No.212688728
>>212688358
My name is Eric, actually
Anonymous No.212688737 >>212688806 >>212688923
>>212688687
gunn's kent didn't have enough screen time to have any sense of humanity
he showed up, gave fatherly advice, and then fucks off again
zack actually gave pa kent a real human soul, with pain and pleasure, and didn't just opt for the wise sage character never to be seen again
Anonymous No.212688760
This is a naive socialist and Satanic way of seeing the world
Anonymous No.212688806 >>212688842 >>212688907 >>212689327
>>212688737
Quality > Quantity. Costner Kent spent 20-something minutes instilling sociopathic qualities into Superman ("Stop, my invincible son", "Maybe you should let the school children die", "The horses all drowned in a flood on the farm") while acting like some sort of inhuman flesh beast. Gunn Kent spent about 5 minutes of total screen time looking like your dad who can't work his phone, giving loving fatherly advice, and playing with his son.

Which one seems more human? I'm asking you this and I want you to be honest with yourself when you answer the question to yourself, which one has your dad done: tell you to kill school children, or tell you he loves you and gives you a place to sleep? Which one of these two actions has your father actually done in your life?

Based on your answer, you should realize what I'm saying.
Anonymous No.212688842 >>212688903 >>212693483 >>212696486
>>212688806
the more human character is still costner's kent because he was teaching clark about interfering with human nature you fucking insipid dolt
and for the record my father wasn't in my life so he never gave me that lesson
Anonymous No.212688880 >>212688944
>>212688687
oh for christ sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTF2Mqr5i9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSl6XUJGb0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpSU7ANZn1Y
both Jor'El and Jonathan Kent was potrayed perfectly in Synder's trilogy. Synder films have faults, but this isn't one of them
Anonymous No.212688903
>>212688842
Sorry about your dad. I will tell you that as a person with a father in my life, my dad did almost all the things Gunn Kent did, and none of the things Costner Kent did.
Anonymous No.212688907 >>212688944
>>212688806
>The horses all drowned in a flood on the farm
what was the rest of the conversation anon?
>there's still good in this world
Anonymous No.212688913 >>212688967 >>212695579
>>212682939 (OP)
I love this mpovie if only for the utter deconstruction of Sneeder
Anonymous No.212688923
>>212688737
Kevin Costner as Pa Kent stinks. He manages to seem less loving than Dildo World Jor El.
Anonymous No.212688944 >>212689056
>>212688907
Talking about horses drowning is a horrible, retarded way to tell someone that there is still good in the world.

>>212688880
Not clicking any of that. Why do you keep calling him Synder? Why did you say "was" instead of "were"? Are you ESL? Be honest, am I arguing with India here?
Anonymous No.212688967 >>212693816
>>212688913
I just realized that Gunn Superman won more fights in this one movie than Snyder’s Superman did in his entire run
Anonymous No.212689056 >>212689109
>>212688944
>Talking about horses drowning is a horrible, retarded way to tell someone that there is still good in the world
do you even understand the conversation? Clark just failed to save the US Congress from Luthor's bombing, he was blaming himself. Kent told his son that story to say that he failed too, but just because you can't save everyone, doesn't mean you have to give up
Anonymous No.212689109 >>212689151 >>212689175
>>212689056
I agree that it's a good sentiment. Telling it within the context of horse death is the insane, inhuman part.
Anonymous No.212689146 >>212692358
>>212687473
So you're aware of Heavy but you didn't watch it..
Anonymous No.212689151
>>212689109
>Telling it within the context of horse death is the insane, inhuman part.
keep telling yourself that, city slicker. out in the real world we don't pussyfoot around issues, we tell it like it is.
Anonymous No.212689158 >>212700815
>>212687540
Snyder never should have been given Superman.
Anonymous No.212689169
>>212682939 (OP)
holy based
now that's the human way
Anonymous No.212689175
>>212689109
and how was Kent supposed to do it?
Anonymous No.212689238 >>212689330
>>212688568
Gunn never said he does that. He didn't say his parents were the Kents. You're schizo.
Anonymous No.212689298 >>212689387
>>212686365
I like it because it means that this world is already established.
Metropolis is already a city that deals with bullshit each week. There are more heroes just than Superman, and they are able to do the job as he does.
With each of the first movies in most cinematic universes (except the og X-Men) they make it seem as if the world literally just had their first sighting of a hero, or for the case of the DC world, a "metahuman" god the fucking video stuff on BvS is such an awful introduction

Would have loved seeing an origin and a new spin on it? Probably, but I don't mind being thrown into a world that already exists.
Anonymous No.212689311
>>212687609
Most social welfare programs were suppose to be temporary, but the politicians knew that they would be almost impossible to get rid of once they're given.
Anonymous No.212689327
>>212688806
sounds like dullard, unimaginative dogshit.
I'm just never going to watch it, that's all.
Anonymous No.212689330
>>212689238
gunn literally said one of the base points of superman for him was his relationship with his father
by default that means pa kent and jor-el you stupid nigger
Anonymous No.212689387
>>212689298
reminder that suits forced zack to include batman and the metahumans as opposed to zack doing man of steel 2
Anonymous No.212689915 >>212700835
>>212686448
this fucking whore is bringing shame to her people
Anonymous No.212690180 >>212692468
>>212686876
Honestly it’d be fine if he didn’t double down and kill himself in a tornado.
Anonymous No.212690305 >>212690401
>>212682939 (OP)
>you need to save everyone my son, even if they shit on you 24/7 and some want you dead
holy shit, Superman is Jesus
Anonymous No.212690401
>>212690305
Yeah it's usually less subtle
Anonymous No.212690403
>>212682939 (OP)
I like the twist with his biological parents. It's a basically a pro-adoption movie.
Anonymous No.212692008
>>212682939 (OP)
punk and rock-pilled
Anonymous No.212692249
>>212687609
What does social security and food stamps have to do with me? I am white, I have a job and IQ above 80. Oh, that's right, I am supposed to pay for it.
Anonymous No.212692338
>>212687174
>>212687406
This scene doesn't make any sense because it is ass backwards and Snyder is drooling retard. It exists it comics, it'salmost the same, but it is CLARK who says that maybe he should have let the kids die, and Pa urges him that is not the way.
Anonymous No.212692358
>>212689146
It's the truth he was the original incel
Anonymous No.212692363 >>212692525 >>212692728
Still can't believe we got a comic accurate Cat Grant in this movie. James Gunn can do no wrong.
Anonymous No.212692382
>>212682939 (OP)
>You’re a good man, son. I’m proud of you.
Vs
>>212686876
>Kill them, Clark. Kill then all.
Anonymous No.212692468 >>212692492 >>212692642 >>212697188
>>212690180
>be superman
>have the power to save your dad
>lol no let me die son

fucking hell. imagine the damage to his psyche that event did. imagine being the world's most powerful being and you let your dad die "because scientists might take you" reasoning. fucking snyder.
Anonymous No.212692492 >>212692565 >>212692594 >>212692642
>>212692468
It’s retarded because he doesn’t actually have to show off his super powers. He’s a young and fit guy, who’s to say he can’t make that jog out there and back in time?
Anonymous No.212692501 >>212700976
>>212686876
I understand Sneetder was trying the β€˜parents who would sacrifice the world for their child’ here
But it came out wrong as fuck cause with that kind of selfish parenting Clark would never chose to become superman, a literal janny doing it for free
Anonymous No.212692525
>>212692363
Awww, that's a sweet page. I keep hearing that writing Superman is nearly impossible, but there are decades of books telling me exactly the opposite.
Seems like it is just impossible for certain people.
Anonymous No.212692533
>>212684931
Ma was too frail and hick for me, but Pa was great
Anonymous No.212692565
>>212692492
there's a tornado
sky is dark
debris flying everywhere

so what if he used his powers to save his dad and his dog? its so easy to conjure an excuse in that scenario. its not as if its in broad daylight with lights and cameras in that area.
Anonymous No.212692593
>>212687599
Uncle Sam wouldn't have been born (created?)till 1776. So if they actually mean 300 years the meta human would be active around 1725. Could have meant magical metas like Entrigan or Swamp Thing or someone like Vandal Savage.
Anonymous No.212692594
>>212692492
People hiding in underpass during tornado is a cherry on top of this shitty scene.
He could easily jog out without superspeed and jog back covering his father, other people had their own problems to deal with.
Anonymous No.212692603 >>212692747 >>212693512
Friendly reminder that John Schneider is best dad.
Anonymous No.212692642
>>212692468
>>212692492
And it was a fucking tornado there, nobody was filming, people are running for their lives, and even if any of then SAW him doing some supernatural shit, they would think they are seeing things, and it would be difficult for them to prove or persuade others
Anyway, anyone’s first reaction to that scene (and the Martha one too) would be what the fuck are you doing?
But only snyderbot could manage to write an essay just to explain it
Anonymous No.212692728
>>212692363
I wonder if that artist just traced Christopher Reeve's face for that last vignette
Anonymous No.212692747
>>212692603
Hated that cunt so no
Anonymous No.212692755 >>212692847
How does Snyder feel knowing that a CW show had better writing than his movies?
https://youtu.be/jvTb-JQi8LE?si=rn8tyyORFlJ4D5DK
Anonymous No.212692797 >>212692990
>>212682997
The shills are out defending the idiot redneck portrayal of the Kents claiming they felt 'real', as if any old mumbling retards could raise Superman.
Anonymous No.212692847
>>212692755
Nah he literally thinks he is some misunderstood visionary these day
Just watch his recent interview with rebel moon
Anonymous No.212692990 >>212693067 >>212693371
>>212692797
They didn’t raise Superman. They raised Clark Kent.
Anonymous No.212693058 >>212693112
>>212682939 (OP)
>let all the illegarinos come here, my son
Anonymous No.212693067 >>212693371
>>212692990
Daaaaaaamn, pseud absolutely blown the fuck out.
Anonymous No.212693112 >>212693530
>>212693058
>>let all the illegarinos come here, my son

no human is illegal chud.
check and mate
Anonymous No.212693207
Gunn needs to stop getting in his own way and let his writing be sincere more often. This scene and the ending where Supes is watching all his memories with his parents got me misty eyed.
Anonymous No.212693215
>>212682939 (OP)

"*cough* Your old Dad isn't feeling so great. Think I can spend a few hours in that futuristic medical machine operated by sentient robots in your Ice Fortress?"

"Sorry. No can do."
Anonymous No.212693371
>>212692990
>>212693067
Samfag, they're the same person.
Anonymous No.212693390 >>212693487
>>212682939 (OP)
Does every shot look like washed out shit like that?
Anonymous No.212693398
>>212682939 (OP)
Looks like a Ryan Murphy scene
Anonymous No.212693483
>>212688842
>and for the record my father wasn't in my life
that explains a lot
Anonymous No.212693487 >>212693548
>>212693390
Yes, except the few scenes that go completely the other way and are so garish it looks like a cartoon.
Anonymous No.212693512 >>212693672 >>212693919
>>212692603
Kek I remember the plot early on of the Kent being broke and the bank almost seizing the farm, and Lex trying to help
>Mr. Kent, Clark has told me you have financial problems. If you need any help, I'd be happy to pay off your debts and-
>No need
>Please, let me finish. Clark is my friend and-
>I don't care, I don't trust you
>It would be no problem for me, I just-
>I don't want your money
>It's not about that, Clark saved my life and I'm in his debt, I just want to repay-
>Not my problem
>Please, you can't let the bank take away your ancestors' farm, think of-
>We will be fine
>I wouldn't be buying it mind you, it will always be yours, and if you feel more comfortable you can always pay me back, at your own pace
>Mind your business you bald fuck
>Mr. Kent, I just want to do some good, let me help you
>FUCK OFF
This went on for a few episodes with Lex insisting a few times and the whole thing was hilarious, Pa Kent came off as a legit schizo and I like to think it's his fault Lex turned into a villain, poisoning his friendship with Clark
Anonymous No.212693530
>>212693112
>that poster
I don't see a sign next to every vagina that says "please don't rape this; thanks" so I guess it's open season.
Anonymous No.212693548
>>212693487
Just as I thought. I admit to looking over at my Superman I-IV dvds and feeling quite smug.
Anonymous No.212693672
>>212693512
his hatred for the luthors was also the reason he died lol. well, partially
Anonymous No.212693757 >>212693826 >>212696223 >>212697058 >>212699838 >>212700807
>>212682997
They were double-digit IQ hicks in this one. I guess MIGA loves that sort of people.
Anonymous No.212693816
>>212688967
What? Cavill beat Zod, Doomsday, the entire JL and Steppenwolf. Zoomerman got his ass wipped most of the movie.
Anonymous No.212693826
>>212693757
MIGAs hate this movie because of its anti-Semitic themes, keep up with the narrative
Anonymous No.212693919 >>212694982
>>212693512
And then it got revealed all the shit the Luthors had been doing to the town for two decades and his mistrust and anger was understandable.
Anonymous No.212693927 >>212699866
>>212687174
The parents just flat out believing Clark pulled a fucking bus from the river instead of any other possibility is equally as baffling. If my ten year old got into a bus accident and said his classmate dragged the bus to shore I'd assume he had brain damage.
Anonymous No.212694982
>>212693919
I don't even remember that, but that was Lionel Luthor, not Lex who was just a kid.
Anonymous No.212695421
>>212688346
>nuSuperman
Superman
Anonymous No.212695493
>>212682939 (OP)
while i prefer man of steel overall, that scene did get to me more than all of the pa kent scenes in bvs and mos, it wasn't profound but it just worked, does anyone have the quote he gives about what parents are supposed to do for their kids?
Anonymous No.212695509
>>212682939 (OP)
looks like my dad
Anonymous No.212695523
>>212686365
this bothered me at first, the batman did the same thing too but better
Anonymous No.212695579 >>212695666 >>212696021
>>212688913
Superman saving the squirrel in the middle of a fight and stopping the Kaiju from falling onto the building was such an obvious fuck you to Snyder, it's so fucking catty
Anonymous No.212695620
ME OWN SUN IS A FUCKING ILLEGAL ALIEN?
Anonymous No.212695666
>>212695579
B-but Superman should be gritty and dark and not your typical Boy Scout that tries to save everyone! Where's the fun in watching a character that's a positive role model?
Anonymous No.212696021
>>212695579
Superman beign Superman is a fuck you to snyder now?
Snyder is a fuck you to superman, and that's one of the reasons his shit movies are universally reviled
Anonymous No.212696170 >>212697612
>>212686876
jeets trying to make sense out of it was funny though
Synder's superman were ironically parody for that reason
Anonymous No.212696223 >>212696302 >>212696974
>>212693757
The movie was made by antisemitic leftists high on their own farts. You can't even debate that point.
Anonymous No.212696293
is having a good father punkrock
Anonymous No.212696302 >>212696974 >>212697149 >>212703106
>>212696223
lol
Anonymous No.212696324
>>212686570
>Care about their son
>Tell him he gets to define who he is
I can see how being sane would make you think of Joe Biden.
Anonymous No.212696401
>>212686876
What the fuck?!
Anonymous No.212696412 >>212696507
>>212682939 (OP)
Jonathan Kent would never say this. If Clark brought home a stray dog, Jonathan Kent would hack off its limbs with an axe and force Clark to finish it off to teach him a lesson.
Anonymous No.212696486
>>212688842
>my father wasn't in my life
Makes perfect sense as to why you're so cynical about it. For people with half decent dads this Pa resonates.
Anonymous No.212696507
>>212696412
John Kent just wanted to save Clarke from the kind of soiboy mollycoddling he would have gotten if Zod had raised him.
Anonymous No.212696543 >>212696590
>>212682939 (OP)
Godzilla attacks Metropolis? Let me handle it Clark.
Anonymous No.212696590
>>212696543
>What was I supposed to do? Just let Godzilla level the city?
>Maybe.
Anonymous No.212696974 >>212696997
>>212696223
>>212696302
Superman's name translates to voice of God in Hebrew, written by two nonpracticing jews. He's either Moses, Jesus, or God. At this point in the year of our lord, anyone that isn't a kike is antisemitic
Anonymous No.212696997 >>212697069
>>212696974
Yeah, we all saw the RLM video, buddy.
Anonymous No.212697058 >>212698280
>>212693757
Make India Great?
Anonymous No.212697069
>>212696997
What? They said this shit already? Lol
Anonymous No.212697116
>>212686876
kek, you want to talk about SMALLVILLE?
Anonymous No.212697149 >>212703106
>>212696302
>superman is an anti semite now
just wipe them out bruh you cant be serious
Anonymous No.212697186
>>212682939 (OP)
>raising another man's son
Cuck.
Anonymous No.212697188
>>212692468
The reasoning by Retard-Kent was it'd freak people out knowing a demigod was living among them or could live among them. It was dumb, but it was supposed to be the reason Clark was keeping a low profi-nah just kidding he fucked with truckers at random diners for being chuds.
Anonymous No.212697261 >>212697525
>anons hear an old southern farmer's accent and immediately assume she's retarded
You midwits would feel right at home on Reddit.
Anonymous No.212697269
>>212683711
>How can a father be so supportive and loving?
I've asked /lgbt/ once and all I got was angry screeching.
Anonymous No.212697482 >>212697689 >>212698176
Gunn made Ma and Pa kent red neck hillbilly retards because he hates hard working Midwestern people.
Anonymous No.212697525 >>212697566 >>212697601 >>212698258
>>212697261
>screams into the phone sitting on the table
>calls loise, luanne
many such examples
Anonymous No.212697566 >>212697875
>>212697525
Pretty standard boomer behavior desu
Anonymous No.212697601 >>212697875
>>212697525
>never met a boomer in his life
I get it, you were born after 9/11 and given a tablet when you were 2, no need to spell it out for me.
Anonymous No.212697612 >>212697751
>>212696170
Jeets/snydersimps consistently miss the point when they address a complaint, like when I say I don't like how totally cavalier Superman was when he arrives in the aftermath of downtown Metropolis being destroyed in MoS. It is 9/11 on steroids, he should be angry and grief stricken and barely able to contain himself when he realises Zod is still alive. They come back with 'ooh but he moved doomsday out of the city in BvS which shows character growth retard!' - beyond that being more of a reaction to MoS complaints it doesn't change how he seems bordering on indifferent in MoS before he and Lois crack a joke when they kiss.
Anonymous No.212697660
>>212682939 (OP)
>He likes watching his parents’ message. It soothes him
Made me cry a little bit NGL
Anonymous No.212697667
>>212687772
>pa kent was literally preparing him for the reality that even with his powers,
Yea for shit like how Pa died in other versions like of a heart attack or shit going down he is unaware of in other parts of the world, not being fast enough for something, etc. Not letting people he easily could have saved dying lmao
Anonymous No.212697689
>>212697482
Who knows, there was this anon here that said he's from Kansas saying stuff like how they are authentic to Kansan farmers, Pa reminded him of his own grandpa and Costner of an upstate NY asshole farmer, etc.
Anonymous No.212697694 >>212697704
Someone really needs to shop a handgun into Clark's hand here
Anonymous No.212697704
>>212697694
I was thinking make Pa black and put a noose in Clark's hand
Anonymous No.212697733 >>212697794
>>212687174
Memes aside, if you were a dad you wouldn't want your young son to suffer persecution to the ends of the Earth. His father was just being a normal human and wanted to protect his son, even at the cost of others. That's how normal parents are. /tv/ wouldn't get it.

Had Clark been in persecution and hiding from 12 years of age he wouldn't have been a good superman. There's a million unintended consequences of
>go on, my 12 year old invincible son
Think about the potential for psychological damage and trauma in that scenario.
Anonymous No.212697751 >>212697844
>>212697612
I got a claim once like 'why should Clark be sad? He's a God, why does he have to be upset?' Like how the fuck are we meant to not find the nonreaction weird when he has went out of his way to rescue people before even being Superman and screamed and cried when he took Zod's life. But taking life =/= witnessing mass death he didn't cause so it's fine he had a nonreaction to thousands on Metropolis dying violently when he was standing in ground zero? Wtf, snyderjeets are so weird.
Anonymous No.212697757
>>212683036
didn't they have Kansas accents? it seems like the kind of thing you'd have to intentionally fuck up or not care about, like in MoS
Anonymous No.212697776
>>212686365
this is one of the reasons the movie gets much better the second time, it throws so much stuff in that I didn't get comfortable first time until after the message reveal.
Anonymous No.212697794 >>212697906 >>212698727
>>212697733
No shit, this is obvious. But stuff like that makes the point that the sneeder version of Superman had so much shit antithetical to what mainstream Superman, which means it is actually fucking FINE for people to dislike it a lot. It's also FINE for people to like the Snyder version too. It is FINE for me to not be especially fussed on a Superman that says shit like I'LL TAKE YOU IN WITHOUT BREAKING YOU etc. etc. and still get what they were going for in those movies.
Anonymous No.212697844
>>212697751
>tackles Zod and brings him away from sparsely populated farmland into the center of Smallville
>never a 'omg what have I done' bit of reflection on Clark's part
Lol they had cool spectacle without fully considering the implications of shit they did
Anonymous No.212697875 >>212698278
>>212697566
>>212697601
t. born before 1960. when did gramps learn to use a compoota?
Anonymous No.212697906
>>212697794
Did he ever speak much? I can't recall Cavill SM ever saying a whole lot other than short sentences in reply to other people, not even anything close to Affleck's "he has the power to destroy the whole human race" thing when debating with Alfred. Like he was overly laconic
Anonymous No.212697930
>>212687174
>you must hide your nature at all costs my invincible son
>brb gotta take this piece of an alien ship to a scientist that will no doubt figure out its alien and then tell every person he's ever met
Anonymous No.212697971
Why are Indians acting like they know anything about Kansas? People there are as redneck as they come they’re not that far from Oklahoma & Arkansas
Anonymous No.212697976 >>212698053
>Stop invincible son! If you save me now you set the stage for your own race's invasion of our planet via their BBC shaped ships!
This is clearly the message that papa kent wanted to convey but media illiterates cannot decipher it.
Anonymous No.212697979
I hope in a Superman sequel the dad shows up as a ghost to advertise some gay ass Wrangler jeans or a jacket or whatever Snyder's point was
Anonymous No.212698053 >>212698073
>>212697976
Few days ago, I wrote quite simply that Zod having more depth written into him, it matter for him falling flat as a villain vs. Hoult Luthor because the latter is much more entertaining to watch and has more dynamic/a verbally explosive back and forth with Clark and they had a massive shitfit over this, screaming that this obvious observation is bait, nitpicking over bullshit like me using the word 'bickering' in reference to Clark and Lex's back and forth conversations in 2025, etc. I didn't realise how intransigent these assholes were until recently when they get so angry over really milquetoast shit like '2025 was a fun movie, I liked it, good start for the DCU'
Anonymous No.212698073
>>212698053
*it doesn't matter and makes sense for him falling flat
Anonymous No.212698176 >>212698243
>>212697482
Funny thing to say as if Snyder didn't cast a Californian and a New Yorker to play the kents
Anonymous No.212698243
>>212698176
>Superman falls into California
>picked up by a gay interracial Californian couple running a farm of illegal Mexicans
>there he learns that being an American is not about your skin color or your status of citizenship and grow up a compassionate person
>he proceeds to get very mad when his own people led by Zod come to America and wish to deport them violently to the Phantom Zone
It's like pottery, it rhymes. Somebody needs to direct this.
Anonymous No.212698258
>>212697525
my parents are in their 60s and do this sort of stuff now
Anonymous No.212698278
>>212697875
Superman is more than 30 years old. John and Martha Kent being in their mid 30s when they adopted him would mean they would be born in the late 50s. Frankly it makes total sense that they tried to conceive in their 20s/early 30s, discovered they weren't able to have kids, and were saved by Superman's arrival
Anonymous No.212698280 >>212699971
>>212697058
YES SAAAR
Anonymous No.212698727
>>212697794
>No shit, this is obvious
Why is it never mentioned then? I agree with all the other things you said.
Anonymous No.212698769 >>212699708
>>212686876
>>212687174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEfoNXQDWBs
I totally forgot this scene
He unironicallyt says "maybe" LMAO
Anonymous No.212699708
>>212698769
>all those comments calling John a great father
Anonymous No.212699838
>>212693757
>MIGA
Maul Iran's Gaping Asshole?
Anonymous No.212699866
>>212693927
Only way this is possible is if these things just keep happening around Clark, Smallville style. Even then though.
Anonymous No.212699971
>>212698280
Based, Indians love heroism and aspiring characters while westerners watch Barbie and drag shows.
Anonymous No.212700069 >>212700122 >>212700968
Now that we've seen the actual context, Lois was completely BTFO'd here, right?
Anonymous No.212700084
>>212682939 (OP)
>loses to MoS.
Cope.
Anonymous No.212700106
Remember son, america is evil and you should always side with brown people
Anonymous No.212700122
>>212700069
He freaked out so no.
Anonymous No.212700651
>>212682939 (OP)
>ok
Anonymous No.212700807
>>212693757
Anonymous No.212700815 >>212701924 >>212702943
>>212689158
Snyder would have maybe been better making a batman movie. He doesn't understand superman at all and it showed.
Anonymous No.212700835 >>212701227
>>212689915
>her people
Amerimutts?
Anonymous No.212700968
>>212700069
>lois and superman spend the first 20 minutes they're on screen together yelling at each other
the romance was so bad
Anonymous No.212700976
>>212692501
thats not what hes saying at all hes saying if you blow your secret identity for one person you wont be able to lead more people in the future and sometimes difficult choices are made. I have no idea how you got that from the scene.
Anonymous No.212701227
>>212700835
No
Amerimutts' greatest allies
Anonymous No.212701924
>>212700815
He doesn't understanda batman either
Anonymous No.212702943
>>212700815
Snyder doesn't understand any DC characters. He's literally too stupid for comic books, he just looks at the pretty pictures and misunderstands them.
Anonymous No.212702991
>>212682997
>Gunn bitches seething
Anonymous No.212703021 >>212703370
In what goddamn universe is Jor-El a bad guy? The only reason Clark survived was because Jor-El wad the only one who knew Krypton would blow up and made the prototype rescue rocket in the first place. If Jor-El was a bad guy there would never be a rocket and they would just blow up with krypton. What a retarded fucking twist. Idiot Gunn.
Anonymous No.212703106
>>212696302
>>212697149
>should we all be anti-semites now?
Anonymous No.212703110 >>212703135 >>212706274
>>212686448
every time I see this gross bitches name it reminds me of that news about her putting dogshit on her face with a covid face mask
Anonymous No.212703135 >>212703302
>>212703110
>news about her putting dogshit on her face with a covid face mask
For what purpose?
Anonymous No.212703138 >>212703177
>>212687479
except he's invincible
Anonymous No.212703177
>>212686876
You're a dumb ass!!

>>212687174
Because you're a dumb Ass!

>>212687406
Dumb Ass


>>212687479
wat

>>212687556
Are you always this dumb?

>>212688016
You're a dimwitted cow dung eater.

>>212688071
It is fine on the whole. Idiots are too stupid to get it.

>>212703138
His father feared bright burn.
Anonymous No.212703263
>>212688218
t. American Boravia Public Affairs Committee
Anonymous No.212703302
>>212703135
she walked her dog and picked up the shit with her face mask cause she forgot a bag or something, put it in a trashcan and then put the mask back on her face so she wouldnt break the mask rules
Anonymous No.212703370
>>212703021
He is presented as a bad guy because he doesn't give a shit about humans, he obviously still cares about Krypton and his own fucking son.
Anonymous No.212704276
>>212687524
>which is expanded in BvS through the trial,
so it'snot expanded at all since the bomb literally kills theentiresubplot/theme
Anonymous No.212706274 >>212707971
>>212703110
it was fake
Anonymous No.212707971
>>212706274
there was a video, or do you mean it was a stunt to make her seem even more rancid?
Anonymous No.212709216
>>212682939 (OP)
Fuck, this is so based!
Anonymous No.212710132
>>212686365
It's like a sequel to a superhero origin movie that mostly delivers on the fan speculation and hype that developed after the first. Who's gonna be the villain, what other superheroes will cameo, what comics will be referenced etc.
The in-media-res opener definitely leaves the first act a little shaky, and it feels like the movie takes a little while to find its narrative footing until Lex becomes an established antagonistic presence with clear goals, but it quickly rights itself into focus.
What I liked primarily about the film is how unabashedly comic-book it is, and how rapidly it rattles off the notion of a thoroughly lived-in DC universe shared by globally recognised figures, that aren't just whispered in secret and eventually jigsawed together through flimsy post-credits scenes.
Time will obviously tell whether Gunn and his contemporaries can keep that ship afloat, or whether it will quickly crash and burn like Marvel's current trainwreck of a continuity. These massive franchises seem destined to capsize eventually unless there's a central creative unit directing everything. It's no surprise Marvel's recent miserable spate of crap films coincided with the wanton broadening of their projects and thinning of their oversight.