>Here's that 14 year old I was telling you about

>>212683143 (OP)
>here's that 17-year-old I was telling you about

>>212683143 (OP)
Why you telling people about 14 year old boys you sick fuck?

>>212683191
nigga looks like ralphie from sopranoes

>>212683191

A 17yo crackhead meth addict who’s been tricking, begging, and living hard on the streets since he was 8yo, maybe

>>212683227
You mean the guy with the worst toupee in history

>>212683191

here's that 18 year old i was telling you about

>>212683191
Sad! Pathetic!

>>212683469
>sad
He's a happy, young-looking dude

>>212683191
Who the fuck is this retard fooling? He looks 40

he's literally superman

>here's that 26 year old I was telling you about

Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling were the same age when Smallville started filming but Lex is meant ti be 10 years older than Clark

>>212683717
He was 32

>>212683191
Jesus I mog this guy as a 36 year old. I still get carded.

>>212683143 (OP)
Imagine kissing those lips

>>212684214
>32
>looks 45
What the fuck

>>212683191
Modern day Vin Diesel could play him in the biopic.

>>212684245
>I still get carded
That's because they legally have to see your ID, gramps
>pic related, it's you

>>212683191
I got confused by several teens at an event but hopefully they weren't joshing me and I look like this guy.

>>212683143 (OP)
my friend was like this at 14. didn't fuck any teachers but they all wanted him it was wild to see. very pilling, though i dont know what pill exactly

>>212683191
hahahaaaaa the skipping around this guys amazing

>>212683143 (OP)
Some old stock Canadians look like this at 14
>t. I check out guys in Toronto not because I'm gay

>>212684245

>>212683324
>Oh, hi Denny

>>212684980
Stop bullying him.

When I was 14 I looked like Ralphie from A Christmas Story

>>212684980
Lmao

>>212683191
You laugh but based on that favela hes a hue so you he looks like 17 year olds
The ones around him that is.

>>212683191
There's people posting here that live in shit holes like this. And they criticize your taste.

>>212683191
Damn, I do the cowabunga hand sign. Should I stop? Is it not cool anymore?

>>212685322
might be mistaken for a rival gang sign nowadays

>>212683143 (OP)
>>212684050
blue eyes look demonic ngl

>>212683191
why do boomers do this? its so pathetic and embarrassing when they think they look young

>>212684050
wait wat. isnt a 24 year old being friends with a 14 year old pretty sus

>>212686299
take a shower, your skin looks dirty

>>212686471
People encourage them.

>>212683191
honestly thought this was a Nathan Felder bit

>>212686499
Makes sense for Lex to do that. He’s a manipulative narcissistic socially isolated genius, and from the first episode he knows that Clark isn’t all that he appears to be. He’s “friends” with Clark because he wants to know who he really is, and by extension how it can benefit him.

>>212683191
the midlife crisis kicked in early

>>212686658
>>212686499
Don't people occasionally comment on the fact that Lex is in fact very weird but basically just let is slide because they think Lex is probably just grateful to Clark for saving his life and its not like they're hanging out having sleepovers or whatever, more like a strange kind of adoptive brother relationship.

>>212686499
>>212686658
I thought they were In School together. If there was that much of an age difference then a mentor/tutor thing could work. No way Lana would have been cool with him being around. Hotties got a sixth sense.

>>212687405
I never pranced in the rain. Maybe if a girl was in it once.

>>212684050

Honestly that's a 10 out of 10 cast right there.

>>212683191
Is that really what Brazil looks like

I’m only 22 but usually get mistaken for 25-30. Granted I live in glorious nippon so most people look young
>>212686299
Just as Yakub designed us

>>212687619
more or less.

>>212687493
lex was a kid with a full head of hair when clark came in with the meteor shower as a baby and the kryptonite made all of lex's hair fall out

>>212687999
In the comic. In the tv show it is different.

>>212685322
Only see islanders do that now

>>212684980
Lmao. I don’t get why millennials are so afraid of aging gracefully.

>>212688068
Get a little tipsy and I am durn to everyone.

>>212684050
Rosenbaum is a few years older

>>212686640

>>212688022
Lex is six years older than Clark in the show. He's about 21 in the pilot and Clark is about 15. Also he was 3-4 when he arrived and Lex was 9-10.

>>212684050
>Clark, I want to be your special friend
>why don't you have your 14th birthday party at my mansion, I'll pick you up in my porsche.
>we have so much in common
>I'm going to buy your parents' farm

>>212688447
>>212688558
Costa from project x was 22 during filming. You get leeway sometimes.

>>212686658
anyone repeatedly saying "I'm your friend" shouldn't be trusted.
i had a friend who didn't say that, but he was 4 years older than me - was a bit like having an older bro/mentor. taught me about skateboarding, music and general stuff. I moved when I was 11-12 and never saw him again. dreamt when I was 14 that I'd gone back to go to his birthday party and found out he'd been blinded. freaked me out so much I wanted to contact him, but didn't have his phone number. his name is quite common so I don't think I could find him anymore.

>>212683191

>>212688727
Based friendship enjoyer.

>>212688758
It is sometimes offensive, I got carded buying cough syrup. I then didn't get carded and got equally offended.

>>212688762
he had a big influence on me, I should have kept in touch, written a letter or something.
he used to make skateboard ramps, steam the wood himself. he was working on one once and my mum called me back for dinner, so I started to run and stepped on a nail on the upturned wood, went through my trainer and into my foot.

There is a tv show with Hilary duff that has a woman in her 40s pretending to be In her 20s. Hijinxks ensue.

started rewatching this a few days ago. Just seen 4-5 episodes so far I think dunno if I ever saw those particular ones when it was first out as I sorted of skipped it for a while, only caught the odd few. I used to hang out with a couple of girls who invited me to watch it with them I refused because it didn't seem quite right to turn superman into a high-school drama - but a few years later I ended up watching more episodes on my own. wish I'd just accepted their offer. life is really really lonely.

>>212688935
best bro scene in the series

>>212688935
>>212688985
If he caught him would they.. would they have, yknow… banged?

>>212688940
Go to conventions and start clubs on Facebook. I am going to do a video game tournament or an art house theater.

>>212688935
>[Rascal Flatts' "Feels Like Today" playing]
Utterly lost it when I read this

>>212686507
softass whitboi

>>212683191
He has a small frame and is short, terrible for a man and his face is old looking

>>212684980
My existence would infuriate the person that made this, because I am this guy, except attractive lmao. Stay mad balding zoomer no money having faggots

>>212689102
thanks for the recommendations, I should do something again. it's been five years since I regularly went to anything apart from work, and work is lonely, and they just feel like wasted years.

>>212689359
same

>>212689050
no, because they weren’t subhuman faggots.

>>212686299
>blue eyes look demonic ngl

>>212683143 (OP)
Imagine him carrying you gently in his strong arms, laying you down on a large soft bed and slowly, sweetly making love to you under the covers with the lights out until he comes inside of you and holds you tight, gently resting his hand on your belly knowing you're going to give him a child.

>>212683143 (OP)

>>212689300
Fucking Lorenzo llamas over here.

>>212683143 (OP)
>14 year old
Really?

>>212689592
you're not lana, get lost.

>>212689546
Is he ok?

>>212683191
sup with the wack playstation

>>212689546
cringe ass whiteboi lets niggers live rent free in his head

>>212689864
No, he’s high on ligma

>>212690178
what's ligma

>>212688935
Such a nice moment, I miss when all media wasn't just subversive and sarcastic.

>>212690225
LIGMA BALLLLLZZ HAHAH

>>212690054
Damn, a Joey episode reference. Bravo to you.

>>212690256
agreed. honest and not self aware/meta, and with no major agendas.