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Anonymous No.212683143 >>212683191 >>212683202 >>212684280 >>212684599 >>212684801 >>212686299 >>212689592 >>212689715 >>212689834
>Here's that 14 year old I was telling you about
Anonymous No.212683191 >>212683227 >>212683279 >>212683324 >>212683469 >>212683586 >>212684245 >>212684381 >>212684526 >>212684635 >>212685165 >>212685260 >>212685322 >>212686471 >>212686640 >>212687405 >>212687619 >>212688758 >>212689300 >>212690054
>>212683143 (OP)
>here's that 17-year-old I was telling you about
Anonymous No.212683202
>>212683143 (OP)
Why you telling people about 14 year old boys you sick fuck?
Anonymous No.212683227 >>212683311
>>212683191
nigga looks like ralphie from sopranoes
Anonymous No.212683279
>>212683191

A 17yo crackhead meth addict who’s been tricking, begging, and living hard on the streets since he was 8yo, maybe
Anonymous No.212683311
>>212683227
You mean the guy with the worst toupee in history
Anonymous No.212683324 >>212685049
>>212683191
Anonymous No.212683337
here's that 18 year old i was telling you about
Anonymous No.212683469 >>212683582
>>212683191
Sad! Pathetic!
Anonymous No.212683582
>>212683469
>sad
He's a happy, young-looking dude
Anonymous No.212683586
>>212683191
Who the fuck is this retard fooling? He looks 40
Anonymous No.212683594
he's literally superman
Anonymous No.212683717 >>212684214
>here's that 26 year old I was telling you about
Anonymous No.212684050 >>212686299 >>212686499 >>212687554 >>212688359 >>212688558
Michael Rosenbaum and Tom Welling were the same age when Smallville started filming but Lex is meant ti be 10 years older than Clark
Anonymous No.212684214 >>212684350
>>212683717
He was 32
Anonymous No.212684245 >>212684491 >>212684980
>>212683191
Jesus I mog this guy as a 36 year old. I still get carded.
Anonymous No.212684280
>>212683143 (OP)
Imagine kissing those lips
Anonymous No.212684350
>>212684214
>32
>looks 45
What the fuck
Anonymous No.212684381
>>212683191
Modern day Vin Diesel could play him in the biopic.
Anonymous No.212684491
>>212684245
>I still get carded
That's because they legally have to see your ID, gramps
>pic related, it's you
Anonymous No.212684526
>>212683191
I got confused by several teens at an event but hopefully they weren't joshing me and I look like this guy.
Anonymous No.212684599
>>212683143 (OP)
my friend was like this at 14. didn't fuck any teachers but they all wanted him it was wild to see. very pilling, though i dont know what pill exactly
Anonymous No.212684635
>>212683191
hahahaaaaa the skipping around this guys amazing
Anonymous No.212684801
>>212683143 (OP)
Some old stock Canadians look like this at 14
>t. I check out guys in Toronto not because I'm gay
Anonymous No.212684980 >>212685077 >>212685127 >>212688122 >>212689359
>>212684245
Anonymous No.212685049
>>212683324
>Oh, hi Denny
Anonymous No.212685077
>>212684980
Stop bullying him.
Anonymous No.212685097
When I was 14 I looked like Ralphie from A Christmas Story
Anonymous No.212685127
>>212684980
Lmao
Anonymous No.212685165
>>212683191
You laugh but based on that favela hes a hue so you he looks like 17 year olds
The ones around him that is.
Anonymous No.212685260
>>212683191
There's people posting here that live in shit holes like this. And they criticize your taste.
Anonymous No.212685322 >>212686010 >>212688068
>>212683191
Damn, I do the cowabunga hand sign. Should I stop? Is it not cool anymore?
Anonymous No.212686010
>>212685322
might be mistaken for a rival gang sign nowadays
Anonymous No.212686299 >>212686507 >>212687894 >>212689546
>>212683143 (OP)
>>212684050
blue eyes look demonic ngl
Anonymous No.212686471 >>212686537
>>212683191
why do boomers do this? its so pathetic and embarrassing when they think they look young
Anonymous No.212686499 >>212686658 >>212687442 >>212687493
>>212684050
wait wat. isnt a 24 year old being friends with a 14 year old pretty sus
Anonymous No.212686507 >>212689261
>>212686299
take a shower, your skin looks dirty
Anonymous No.212686537
>>212686471
People encourage them.
Anonymous No.212686640 >>212688437
>>212683191
honestly thought this was a Nathan Felder bit
Anonymous No.212686658 >>212687442 >>212687493 >>212688727
>>212686499
Makes sense for Lex to do that. He’s a manipulative narcissistic socially isolated genius, and from the first episode he knows that Clark isn’t all that he appears to be. He’s β€œfriends” with Clark because he wants to know who he really is, and by extension how it can benefit him.
Anonymous No.212687405 >>212687538
>>212683191
the midlife crisis kicked in early
Anonymous No.212687442
>>212686658
>>212686499
Don't people occasionally comment on the fact that Lex is in fact very weird but basically just let is slide because they think Lex is probably just grateful to Clark for saving his life and its not like they're hanging out having sleepovers or whatever, more like a strange kind of adoptive brother relationship.
Anonymous No.212687493 >>212687999
>>212686499
>>212686658
I thought they were In School together. If there was that much of an age difference then a mentor/tutor thing could work. No way Lana would have been cool with him being around. Hotties got a sixth sense.
Anonymous No.212687538
>>212687405
I never pranced in the rain. Maybe if a girl was in it once.
Anonymous No.212687554
>>212684050

Honestly that's a 10 out of 10 cast right there.
Anonymous No.212687619 >>212687916
>>212683191
Is that really what Brazil looks like
Anonymous No.212687894
I’m only 22 but usually get mistaken for 25-30. Granted I live in glorious nippon so most people look young
>>212686299
Just as Yakub designed us
Anonymous No.212687916
>>212687619
more or less.
Anonymous No.212687999 >>212688022
>>212687493
lex was a kid with a full head of hair when clark came in with the meteor shower as a baby and the kryptonite made all of lex's hair fall out
Anonymous No.212688022 >>212688447
>>212687999
In the comic. In the tv show it is different.
Anonymous No.212688068 >>212688354
>>212685322
Only see islanders do that now
Anonymous No.212688122
>>212684980
Lmao. I don’t get why millennials are so afraid of aging gracefully.
Anonymous No.212688354
>>212688068
Get a little tipsy and I am durn to everyone.
Anonymous No.212688359
>>212684050
Rosenbaum is a few years older
Anonymous No.212688437
>>212686640
Anonymous No.212688447 >>212688673
>>212688022
Lex is six years older than Clark in the show. He's about 21 in the pilot and Clark is about 15. Also he was 3-4 when he arrived and Lex was 9-10.
Anonymous No.212688558 >>212688673
>>212684050
>Clark, I want to be your special friend
>why don't you have your 14th birthday party at my mansion, I'll pick you up in my porsche.
>we have so much in common
>I'm going to buy your parents' farm
Anonymous No.212688673
>>212688447
>>212688558
Costa from project x was 22 during filming. You get leeway sometimes.
Anonymous No.212688727 >>212688762
>>212686658
anyone repeatedly saying "I'm your friend" shouldn't be trusted.
i had a friend who didn't say that, but he was 4 years older than me - was a bit like having an older bro/mentor. taught me about skateboarding, music and general stuff. I moved when I was 11-12 and never saw him again. dreamt when I was 14 that I'd gone back to go to his birthday party and found out he'd been blinded. freaked me out so much I wanted to contact him, but didn't have his phone number. his name is quite common so I don't think I could find him anymore.
Anonymous No.212688758 >>212688799
>>212683191
Anonymous No.212688762 >>212688836
>>212688727
Based friendship enjoyer.
Anonymous No.212688799
>>212688758
It is sometimes offensive, I got carded buying cough syrup. I then didn't get carded and got equally offended.
Anonymous No.212688836
>>212688762
he had a big influence on me, I should have kept in touch, written a letter or something.
he used to make skateboard ramps, steam the wood himself. he was working on one once and my mum called me back for dinner, so I started to run and stepped on a nail on the upturned wood, went through my trainer and into my foot.
Anonymous No.212688841
There is a tv show with Hilary duff that has a woman in her 40s pretending to be In her 20s. Hijinxks ensue.
Anonymous No.212688935 >>212688985 >>212689050 >>212689215 >>212690256
Anonymous No.212688940 >>212689102
started rewatching this a few days ago. Just seen 4-5 episodes so far I think dunno if I ever saw those particular ones when it was first out as I sorted of skipped it for a while, only caught the odd few. I used to hang out with a couple of girls who invited me to watch it with them I refused because it didn't seem quite right to turn superman into a high-school drama - but a few years later I ended up watching more episodes on my own. wish I'd just accepted their offer. life is really really lonely.
Anonymous No.212688985 >>212689050
>>212688935
best bro scene in the series
Anonymous No.212689050 >>212689521
>>212688935
>>212688985
If he caught him would they.. would they have, yknow… banged?
Anonymous No.212689102 >>212689433
>>212688940
Go to conventions and start clubs on Facebook. I am going to do a video game tournament or an art house theater.
Anonymous No.212689215
>>212688935
>[Rascal Flatts' "Feels Like Today" playing]
Utterly lost it when I read this
Anonymous No.212689261
>>212686507
softass whitboi
Anonymous No.212689300 >>212689781
>>212683191
He has a small frame and is short, terrible for a man and his face is old looking
Anonymous No.212689359 >>212689463
>>212684980
My existence would infuriate the person that made this, because I am this guy, except attractive lmao. Stay mad balding zoomer no money having faggots
Anonymous No.212689398
Anonymous No.212689433
>>212689102
thanks for the recommendations, I should do something again. it's been five years since I regularly went to anything apart from work, and work is lonely, and they just feel like wasted years.
Anonymous No.212689463
>>212689359
same
Anonymous No.212689521
>>212689050
no, because they weren’t subhuman faggots.
Anonymous No.212689546 >>212689864 >>212690091
>>212686299
>blue eyes look demonic ngl
Anonymous No.212689592 >>212689852
>>212683143 (OP)
Imagine him carrying you gently in his strong arms, laying you down on a large soft bed and slowly, sweetly making love to you under the covers with the lights out until he comes inside of you and holds you tight, gently resting his hand on your belly knowing you're going to give him a child.
Anonymous No.212689715
>>212683143 (OP)
Anonymous No.212689781
>>212689300
Fucking Lorenzo llamas over here.
mr. bruh its back No.212689834
>>212683143 (OP)
>14 year old
Really?
Anonymous No.212689852
>>212689592
you're not lana, get lost.
mr. bruh its back No.212689864 >>212690178
>>212689546
Is he ok?
Anonymous No.212690054 >>212690568
>>212683191
sup with the wack playstation
Anonymous No.212690091
>>212689546
cringe ass whiteboi lets niggers live rent free in his head
Anonymous No.212690178 >>212690225
>>212689864
No, he’s high on ligma
Anonymous No.212690225 >>212690516
>>212690178
what's ligma
Anonymous No.212690256 >>212691048
>>212688935
Such a nice moment, I miss when all media wasn't just subversive and sarcastic.
Anonymous No.212690516
>>212690225
LIGMA BALLLLLZZ HAHAH
Anonymous No.212690568
>>212690054
Damn, a Joey episode reference. Bravo to you.
Anonymous No.212691048
>>212690256
agreed. honest and not self aware/meta, and with no major agendas.