Thread 212689758

>be Lex Luthor, smartest man on planet Earth
>create a fucking pocket dimensions to put your exes in and put monkeys to write #Supershit
>also be bald
>never think of creating a cure for baldness and become even richer
He could've been the richest man in the universe but he decided he would rather dedicate all that time and money to kill Superman. Why is that?

>>212689758 (OP)
because he's pure seethe

that's what lex truly is at his core. he's a selfish asshole

Tessmacher? More like Lexcucker

>>212689758 (OP)
He's hiding his Saiyan biology.

>>212689758 (OP)
because he's a fucking lunatic

>>212689758 (OP)
two kinds of people have hair: women and children
real Gs are bald, it's a high test thing, you wouldn't understand

>>212689758 (OP)
He even says that he is jealous of Superman

>>212691407
>"I can totally grow hair if I wanted to"
>Hair grows out in prison
>Looks like shit
Lol, lmao even

what a disgrace of the Luthor legacy.

hot take: Jesse Eisenberg should have gotten an Oscar for his take on Lex Luthor.
This is what a modern take should be.

>>212691439
desu i think he's one of those guys that look better bald, imagine vin diesel with hair, would look weird

>>212689758 (OP)
Lex has always been a petty asshole. He could have made earth a utopia if he wasn't so busy trying to kill Superman.

>>212691514
eisenlex was mark zuckberg
lex lethoult is elon musk