Thread 212696701

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Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:35:25 PM No.212696701 >>212696735 >>212696740 >>212696741 >>212696772 >>212696841 >>212696846 >>212696889 >>212696943 >>212696975 >>212697031 >>212697051 >>212697055 >>212697187

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Snyder fans want you to think this is the superior movie.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:36:49 PM No.212696721

BBC chads can't lose

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:37:57 PM No.212696735

>>212696701 (OP)
Dang imagine how wet all the women were in theaters

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:38:08 PM No.212696740 >>212696810 >>212697083 >>212697085

>>212696701 (OP)
But in all actuality, why did he do this?

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:38:08 PM No.212696741

>>212696701 (OP)
Literally anything's better than RedditSlop

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:38:16 PM No.212696743

this is clearly a shoop

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:38:44 PM No.212696748

blahblah bait thread lololol im on /tv/ i have to post bait! lol so gay

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:40:50 PM No.212696772 >>212696800 >>212696810 >>212696913

>>212696701 (OP)
How come some are larger than others? Wouldn't it be easier if all the sizes are the same?

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:42:43 PM No.212696800

>>212696772
The bigger ones are aiming for your mom.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:43:14 PM No.212696810 >>212696864

>>212696740
>>212696772
Everything about this scene is bizarre. I guess Snyder just really wanted to put flying cocks in his movie.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:45:02 PM No.212696841

>>212696701 (OP)
I'M A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM :--DD

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:45:19 PM No.212696846

>>212696701 (OP)
It's like a metaphor for pajeets flooding the internet with BLACKED threads.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:46:22 PM No.212696864

>>212696810
He wanted to make krypton hr giger levels of foreign alien

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:47:26 PM No.212696889

>>212696701 (OP)
*goyer and Nolan fans
Snyder had nothing to do with this movie

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:49:27 PM No.212696913

>>212696772
The larger vessels are reserved for the black Kryptonians

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:51:10 PM No.212696943 >>212696978 >>212696990 >>212697010

>>212696701 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit?

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:53:34 PM No.212696975 >>212697010

>>212696701 (OP)
Jesus. This scene. What was Zack smoking when he did this? A big black cigar?

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:53:36 PM No.212696978 >>212697010

>>212696943
Snyder's vision

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:54:15 PM No.212696990 >>212697023

>>212696943
The biggest punishment of krypton: Survival.
while their planet explodes. Snyder isn't very smart

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:55:21 PM No.212697010

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>>212696978
>>212696975
>>212696943
Snyder is a big fan of the sopranos, this was the inspiration

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:56:03 PM No.212697023 >>212697064

>>212696990

The entire thing is ludicrous.

>our planet is about the explode
>the only active spaceship is a prison ship where they keep all the evil kryptonians
>no other spaceships exist

it's THAT retarded

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:56:20 PM No.212697031

>>212696701 (OP)
Zack really needs to come out of the closet, holy shit.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:57:27 PM No.212697051

>>212696701 (OP)
LAUNCH THE DILDOS

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:57:52 PM No.212697055 >>212697090

>>212696701 (OP)
I prefer the spinning rectangle thing.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:58:39 PM No.212697064 >>212697097

>>212697023
the official backstory of the kryptonians is that their civilization spread out over many planets but then all went back to live on krypton for no reason. it's important to remember that comics were for kids until the 1980s.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:59:36 PM No.212697083

>>212696740
Boomers think faggotry is brave, Snyder thinks he's an edgy badass for rendering dildos

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:59:45 PM No.212697085 >>212697107

>>212696740
>But in all actuality, why did he do this?
What's to explain? The Kryptonians refuse to have sex naturally, and turn all their architecture into phalluses. Jor-El's lab is a cock-head.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 12:59:54 PM No.212697090 >>212697124

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>>212697055
Superman (1978) is a feat of production design in all kinds of ways, so much so that even Zack didn't dare to rip it off.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 1:00:12 PM No.212697097 >>212697109

>>212697064

Kinda how americans went to the Moon but never returned.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 1:01:09 PM No.212697107

>>212697085
>Kryptonians refuse to have sex naturally
wow they're just like us

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 1:01:12 PM No.212697109

>>212697097
that's a myth

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 1:02:10 PM No.212697124

>>212697090
Yes it's iconic. Idk why zoomers think it's boring.

Anonymous 7/14/2025, 1:05:54 PM No.212697187

>>212696701 (OP)
Snyder did the best Krypton scenes out of any Superman movie