Snyder fans want you to think this is the superior movie.

BBC chads can't lose

>>212696701 (OP)
Dang imagine how wet all the women were in theaters

>>212696701 (OP)
But in all actuality, why did he do this?

>>212696701 (OP)
Literally anything's better than RedditSlop

this is clearly a shoop

blahblah bait thread lololol im on /tv/ i have to post bait! lol so gay

>>212696701 (OP)
How come some are larger than others? Wouldn't it be easier if all the sizes are the same?

>>212696772
The bigger ones are aiming for your mom.

>>212696740
>>212696772
Everything about this scene is bizarre. I guess Snyder just really wanted to put flying cocks in his movie.

>>212696701 (OP)
I'M A PUNK ROCKER YES I AM :--DD

>>212696701 (OP)
It's like a metaphor for pajeets flooding the internet with BLACKED threads.

>>212696810
He wanted to make krypton hr giger levels of foreign alien

>>212696701 (OP)
*goyer and Nolan fans
Snyder had nothing to do with this movie

>>212696772
The larger vessels are reserved for the black Kryptonians

>>212696701 (OP)
What the fuck is this shit?

>>212696701 (OP)
Jesus. This scene. What was Zack smoking when he did this? A big black cigar?

>>212696943
Snyder's vision

>>212696943
The biggest punishment of krypton: Survival.
while their planet explodes. Snyder isn't very smart

>>212696978
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>>212696943
Snyder is a big fan of the sopranos, this was the inspiration

>>212696990

The entire thing is ludicrous.

>our planet is about the explode
>the only active spaceship is a prison ship where they keep all the evil kryptonians
>no other spaceships exist

it's THAT retarded

>>212696701 (OP)
Zack really needs to come out of the closet, holy shit.

>>212696701 (OP)
LAUNCH THE DILDOS

>>212696701 (OP)
I prefer the spinning rectangle thing.

>>212697023
the official backstory of the kryptonians is that their civilization spread out over many planets but then all went back to live on krypton for no reason. it's important to remember that comics were for kids until the 1980s.

>>212696740
Boomers think faggotry is brave, Snyder thinks he's an edgy badass for rendering dildos

>>212696740
>But in all actuality, why did he do this?
What's to explain? The Kryptonians refuse to have sex naturally, and turn all their architecture into phalluses. Jor-El's lab is a cock-head.

>>212697055
Superman (1978) is a feat of production design in all kinds of ways, so much so that even Zack didn't dare to rip it off.

>>212697064

Kinda how americans went to the Moon but never returned.

>>212697085
>Kryptonians refuse to have sex naturally
wow they're just like us

>>212697097
that's a myth

>>212697090
Yes it's iconic. Idk why zoomers think it's boring.

>>212696701 (OP)
Snyder did the best Krypton scenes out of any Superman movie