The Road to El Dorado

>>212699194 (OP)
Fuck this brown slut.

>It's crunch time at DreamWorks, because of an ugly green ogre named "Shrek" who stomps into theaters on Friday aiming for nothing less than box office domination. The DreamWorks film studio has been one of Hollywood's top live-action moviemakers of recent years with hits "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and "Saving Private Ryan," but the company's animation division craves a blockbuster of their own. And it may be computer generated "Shrek," a fairy tale that spoofs fairy tales and features the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz, that gives DreamWorks the one glory it has lacked since first being, well, dreamed up, in 1994. "People have their seatbelts fastened. They are gripping the chair, white-knuckled, praying that maybe this is the one that's going to do it," DreamWorks principal partner Jeffrey Katzenberg told Reuters in a recent interview. It's not that the studio founded by Katzenberg, Steven Spielberg and music mogul David Geffen hasn't had animated hits because they have: 1998's "The Prince of Egypt", 1998's "Antz" and 2000's "Chicken Run." Each raked in roughly $100 million in domestic ticket sales. Last year's "The Road to El Dorado" was DreamWorks' only animated flop and in the close knit world of animation, outside the Walt Disney Co., three out of four is pretty darn good. Katzenberg doesn't hope for a normal hit, though. He wants a good old-fashioned mega-movie -- a real blockbuster -- maybe like 1994's "The Lion King" which after its $770 million global box office made hundreds of millions more in toy, music and video sales, on TV, on Broadway and a touring stage show.

>>212699194 (OP)
In the ameritards mind this is how mexican women looked before mixing.

But they don't realise 95% of mexico population never mixed, they are pure indigenous
She look from Brasil or colombia.

>>212699320
Didn't they think Shrek was going to stink, or were they happy with the finished product nearing release

>>212699513
ai post?

>>212699573
They didn't have faith in the first half of development, but slowly realized they were creating something good in the second half. Shrek is a movie that got better and better with each passing year.

chel is race mixing propaganda

I can't wait for them to cast Zendaya or someone like Zendaya in this role in an adaptation just for the seething that it'll cause.

>>212699320

Great lineup. What a time to be alive. Saw them all in theaters.

>>212699194 (OP)
The road to El Bonerado, id upload a juicy chel .webm if 4chan wasnt such a piece of shit that keeps giving me connection error whenever i try upload a file.

>>212699652
So was the catholic age of discovery.

>>212699659
Zendaya's song replay is a banger.

>>212699752
It is probably soft banned.

Chel was the real treasure of El Dorado

Why did Chel choose this guy instead of the much better person that is Miguel?

>>212700187
he was the one with the horse cock

>>212700187
She seemed to be into both, but miguel didn't care enough to go for it

still haven't seen this film

love this movie, Chel being super hot is merely the icing on top
>>212700291
this, Miguel was an autistic volcel so he didn't give a fuck

>>212700187

>He still thinks women prefer the sensitive guy to the sarcastic asshole

>>212699194 (OP)
The road to my heart

>>212700187
He's taller

>>212699194 (OP)
>This is the censored version of chel
Phew

>>212699818
This, also would betray my hwite ancestors for goth Ciel.

>>212700187
Miguel is a useless retard while Tulio is ambitious and wants to make money

>>212699194 (OP)
that character design is really Don Bluth's legacy if you ask me

>>212699194 (OP)
That's disgusting. God, you chuds only care about the Male Gaze™. I'm glad these progressive artists aren't giving in to your sick desires.

>>212703102
what does the owl mean

>>212700711
Me neither but I think it's like Atlantis (which I have seen years ago) so uninteresting. I am binge watching Disney classics tho.

>>212699194 (OP)
if she doesn't play chel in the live action remake i will piss and shit myself.

>>212703146
it means he's desperate for attention and didn't have any better pictures

>>212703351
thats a big cat

>>212703149
i don't remember atlantis at all but i do remember thinking it was boring and stupid and i thought it was no wonder no one talks about it. whereas el dorado has stuck with me.

Can't believe no one posted the blowjob webm

>>212703351
>woke up this morning got myself a gun

>>212699194 (OP)
more like The Road to Making me Wanna Racemix, amirite guys?

>>212703900
the only issue with racemixing is having a mentally ill son

>>212704178
i will not stick around long enough to ever even see the kid

>>212699661
>WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
come on
>antz
neurotic woody allen kike self-suck bullshit
>prince of egypt
more kike shit
>chicken run
ugly as fuck claymation

only El Dorado and Shrek are good

>>212703351
PHAT nigga

>>212704231
>ugly as fuck claymation
You were raped as a kid, not my problem

I still think these movies are transgressive masterpieces to this day

>>212705065
never watched antz because it looks gay to me. shrek is fucking awesome though.

Their next 2D movie after El Dorado was the horses movie. You know, the one with Bryan Adams songs

>>212705333
why she kinda...

>>212703102
A woman with God given curves is disgusting?
No sir, YOU are sick. Spiritually sick.

>>212704209
You will never be chad

>>212705065

>>212699194 (OP)
The best thing about brown girls is you can just threaten to deport them when they act up, then actually deport them when they get bored. Now that birthright citizenship is out you don't even need to wear rubbers anymore!

>>212699599
Uh why you say that chicano
Quieres un taco

>>212699194 (OP)
You mean The Road to Chel's Dorado.

>>212705440
being Chad is literally getting poopskins pregnant and leaving. you wouldn't know about it.

>>212703195
Too ugly and mexican.

You need an ecuatorian at least

>>212699194 (OP)
Nice masonic movie. Once you notice all the signals it becomes even more entertaining

>>212705710
Exactly. Which is something you will never do.

Why is it the hottest a south american or asian can look is if you can't narrow down if they're south american or asian?

>>212699194 (OP)
I miss back when cartoons were horny as fuck. Ruined, once tumblr took over the animation industry.

>>212706493
You should thank them because the minute they stopped being horny was thr minute you could stop being a manchild watching cartoons.

>This chick is so much more sensual and erotic than anything we were allowed to do in Prince of Egypt

This was written a year before El Dorado premiered

>>212706700
>pic
dude talks like a jewish sexpest

I'm about to blow everyone's minds

this is actually a Vietnamese phenotype

>>212703055
things triggers my Colonizer genes

>>212699194 (OP)
Jannies killed the Lost City of Z thread but leave the r34 thread up. Everybody agrees it's hot but this is so barely a /tv/ thread and we've had eight of them just about Chel this week I swear. Actually I dunno why I'm complaining, these threads beat the /pol/yp reef and coomer shit on this board

>>212707541
take the victories where you can get them brother