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Anonymous No.212699194 >>212699310 >>212699513 >>212699752 >>212701244 >>212702358 >>212702970 >>212703102 >>212703195 >>212703900 >>212705638 >>212705677 >>212705833 >>212706493 >>212707541
The Road to El Dorado
Anonymous No.212699310
>>212699194 (OP)
Fuck this brown slut.
Anonymous No.212699320 >>212699573 >>212699661
>It's crunch time at DreamWorks, because of an ugly green ogre named "Shrek" who stomps into theaters on Friday aiming for nothing less than box office domination. The DreamWorks film studio has been one of Hollywood's top live-action moviemakers of recent years with hits "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and "Saving Private Ryan," but the company's animation division craves a blockbuster of their own. And it may be computer generated "Shrek," a fairy tale that spoofs fairy tales and features the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy and Cameron Diaz, that gives DreamWorks the one glory it has lacked since first being, well, dreamed up, in 1994. "People have their seatbelts fastened. They are gripping the chair, white-knuckled, praying that maybe this is the one that's going to do it," DreamWorks principal partner Jeffrey Katzenberg told Reuters in a recent interview. It's not that the studio founded by Katzenberg, Steven Spielberg and music mogul David Geffen hasn't had animated hits because they have: 1998's "The Prince of Egypt", 1998's "Antz" and 2000's "Chicken Run." Each raked in roughly $100 million in domestic ticket sales. Last year's "The Road to El Dorado" was DreamWorks' only animated flop and in the close knit world of animation, outside the Walt Disney Co., three out of four is pretty darn good. Katzenberg doesn't hope for a normal hit, though. He wants a good old-fashioned mega-movie -- a real blockbuster -- maybe like 1994's "The Lion King" which after its $770 million global box office made hundreds of millions more in toy, music and video sales, on TV, on Broadway and a touring stage show.
Anonymous No.212699513 >>212699599
>>212699194 (OP)
In the ameritards mind this is how mexican women looked before mixing.

But they don't realise 95% of mexico population never mixed, they are pure indigenous
She look from Brasil or colombia.
Anonymous No.212699573 >>212699630
>>212699320
Didn't they think Shrek was going to stink, or were they happy with the finished product nearing release
Anonymous No.212699599 >>212705675
>>212699513
ai post?
Anonymous No.212699630
>>212699573
They didn't have faith in the first half of development, but slowly realized they were creating something good in the second half. Shrek is a movie that got better and better with each passing year.
Anonymous No.212699652 >>212699773
chel is race mixing propaganda
Anonymous No.212699659 >>212699792
I can't wait for them to cast Zendaya or someone like Zendaya in this role in an adaptation just for the seething that it'll cause.
Anonymous No.212699661 >>212704231
>>212699320

Great lineup. What a time to be alive. Saw them all in theaters.
Anonymous No.212699752 >>212699817
>>212699194 (OP)
The road to El Bonerado, id upload a juicy chel .webm if 4chan wasnt such a piece of shit that keeps giving me connection error whenever i try upload a file.
Anonymous No.212699773
>>212699652
So was the catholic age of discovery.
Anonymous No.212699792
>>212699659
Zendaya's song replay is a banger.
Anonymous No.212699817
>>212699752
It is probably soft banned.
Anonymous No.212699818 >>212702686
Chel was the real treasure of El Dorado
Anonymous No.212700187 >>212700224 >>212700291 >>212700736 >>212701687 >>212702920
Why did Chel choose this guy instead of the much better person that is Miguel?
Anonymous No.212700224
>>212700187
he was the one with the horse cock
Anonymous No.212700291 >>212700726
>>212700187
She seemed to be into both, but miguel didn't care enough to go for it
Anonymous No.212700711 >>212703149
still haven't seen this film
Anonymous No.212700726
love this movie, Chel being super hot is merely the icing on top
>>212700291
this, Miguel was an autistic volcel so he didn't give a fuck
Anonymous No.212700736
>>212700187

>He still thinks women prefer the sensitive guy to the sarcastic asshole
Anonymous No.212701244
>>212699194 (OP)
The road to my heart
Anonymous No.212701687
>>212700187
He's taller
Anonymous No.212702358
>>212699194 (OP)
>This is the censored version of chel
Phew
Anonymous No.212702686
>>212699818
This, also would betray my hwite ancestors for goth Ciel.
Anonymous No.212702920
>>212700187
Miguel is a useless retard while Tulio is ambitious and wants to make money
Anonymous No.212702970
>>212699194 (OP)
that character design is really Don Bluth's legacy if you ask me
Anonymous No.212703055 >>212707277
Anonymous No.212703102 >>212703146 >>212705401
>>212699194 (OP)
That's disgusting. God, you chuds only care about the Male Gaze™. I'm glad these progressive artists aren't giving in to your sick desires.
Anonymous No.212703146 >>212703351
>>212703102
what does the owl mean
Anonymous No.212703149 >>212703508
>>212700711
Me neither but I think it's like Atlantis (which I have seen years ago) so uninteresting. I am binge watching Disney classics tho.
Anonymous No.212703195 >>212705715
>>212699194 (OP)
if she doesn't play chel in the live action remake i will piss and shit myself.
Anonymous No.212703351 >>212703420 >>212703868 >>212704283
>>212703146
it means he's desperate for attention and didn't have any better pictures
Anonymous No.212703420
>>212703351
thats a big cat
Anonymous No.212703508
>>212703149
i don't remember atlantis at all but i do remember thinking it was boring and stupid and i thought it was no wonder no one talks about it. whereas el dorado has stuck with me.
Anonymous No.212703588
Can't believe no one posted the blowjob webm
Anonymous No.212703868
>>212703351
>woke up this morning got myself a gun
Anonymous No.212703900 >>212704178
>>212699194 (OP)
more like The Road to Making me Wanna Racemix, amirite guys?
Anonymous No.212704178 >>212704209
>>212703900
the only issue with racemixing is having a mentally ill son
Anonymous No.212704209 >>212705440
>>212704178
i will not stick around long enough to ever even see the kid
Anonymous No.212704231 >>212704597
>>212699661
>WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
come on
>antz
neurotic woody allen kike self-suck bullshit
>prince of egypt
more kike shit
>chicken run
ugly as fuck claymation

only El Dorado and Shrek are good
Anonymous No.212704283
>>212703351
PHAT nigga
Anonymous No.212704597
>>212704231
>ugly as fuck claymation
You were raped as a kid, not my problem
Anonymous No.212705065 >>212705204 >>212705579
I still think these movies are transgressive masterpieces to this day
Anonymous No.212705204
>>212705065
never watched antz because it looks gay to me. shrek is fucking awesome though.
Anonymous No.212705333 >>212705394
Their next 2D movie after El Dorado was the horses movie. You know, the one with Bryan Adams songs
Anonymous No.212705394
>>212705333
why she kinda...
Anonymous No.212705401
>>212703102
A woman with God given curves is disgusting?
No sir, YOU are sick. Spiritually sick.
Anonymous No.212705440 >>212705710
>>212704209
You will never be chad
Anonymous No.212705579
>>212705065
Anonymous No.212705638
>>212699194 (OP)
The best thing about brown girls is you can just threaten to deport them when they act up, then actually deport them when they get bored. Now that birthright citizenship is out you don't even need to wear rubbers anymore!
Anonymous No.212705675
>>212699599
Uh why you say that chicano
Quieres un taco
Anonymous No.212705677
>>212699194 (OP)
You mean The Road to Chel's Dorado.
Anonymous No.212705710 >>212706191
>>212705440
being Chad is literally getting poopskins pregnant and leaving. you wouldn't know about it.
Anonymous No.212705715
>>212703195
Too ugly and mexican.

You need an ecuatorian at least
Anonymous No.212705833
>>212699194 (OP)
Nice masonic movie. Once you notice all the signals it becomes even more entertaining
Anonymous No.212706191
>>212705710
Exactly. Which is something you will never do.
Anonymous No.212706361
Why is it the hottest a south american or asian can look is if you can't narrow down if they're south american or asian?
Anonymous No.212706493 >>212706659
>>212699194 (OP)
I miss back when cartoons were horny as fuck. Ruined, once tumblr took over the animation industry.
Anonymous No.212706659
>>212706493
You should thank them because the minute they stopped being horny was thr minute you could stop being a manchild watching cartoons.
Anonymous No.212706700 >>212706751
>This chick is so much more sensual and erotic than anything we were allowed to do in Prince of Egypt

This was written a year before El Dorado premiered
Anonymous No.212706751
>>212706700
>pic
dude talks like a jewish sexpest
Anonymous No.212706757
I'm about to blow everyone's minds

this is actually a Vietnamese phenotype
Anonymous No.212707277
>>212703055
things triggers my Colonizer genes
Anonymous No.212707541 >>212709173
>>212699194 (OP)
Jannies killed the Lost City of Z thread but leave the r34 thread up. Everybody agrees it's hot but this is so barely a /tv/ thread and we've had eight of them just about Chel this week I swear. Actually I dunno why I'm complaining, these threads beat the /pol/yp reef and coomer shit on this board
Anonymous No.212709173
>>212707541
take the victories where you can get them brother