initially i had no idea who he was and just dog pilled him here because his humiliation ritual was hilarious, but lately, ive been watching some of his videos on youtube, specially the ones about drinks, and i gotta say he was kinda of comfy, he's been growing on me.
>>212701970 (OP)Yeah but heโs not as cool as Donald Trump or Andrew Tate or my paw paw
>>212701970 (OP)Everything about this guy was fake. He was a self-hating Jew desperately trying to portray himself as some cool dude who doesn't care about anything. But the truth is he was extremely neurotic and emotional which is what led to his ultimate suicide after getting cucked by a whore. It's why he hates Guy Fieri - Guy represents a kind of down-to-earth earnest sincerity that Bourdain spent his whole life striving for but could never attain.
Also
>dog pilled
>>212701970 (OP)He is spammed on social media as sort of an avatar of depression and misery spreading. Its Jews and teens.
brown people are all about food and family
>>212703535>Earnest sincerity>Guy FieriYou mean Guy Ferry, the nobody from Ohio wearing the Italian equivalent of blackface? The one who shills overpriced garbage products?
The whole food entertainment industry is made of character actors.
Subvert a host nation
Subvert two
>>212704035I give zero fucks, I made Marco's knorr pork belly (without the knorr, it was my choice) and had a religious orgasm.
Have a spoon full of heroin. Have two.
>>212704035dis nigga never been to Flavortown
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bct8stbZafI
comfy
>>212701970 (OP)he is a cool guy for the vast majority of his shows but there are several where he slips and gets caught up in the pretentiousness of the hospitality world. none of us are perfect.
his best bit was in singapore when he shit on singaporeans to their faces about having domestic help and keeping them in windowless rooms and pretending they are colonial masters when they just complete excel sheets at KPMG.
>>212703535idk i think the fieri thing is still self-hate from bourdain. both of them know it is all shit and fake but bourdain is forced to accept that where as fieri is able to put on a maks and pretend the world is rosy. there is perhaps a bit of envy that fieri is capable of smiling through it while bourdain has to suffer.
>>212705026Of course Fieri is playing a character, but fundamentally he's still the same person - just a guy who wants to have fun and help people. Bourdain on the other hand was playing someone he wishes he could be. That's the difference.
>>212705119No,
>>212705026 has the right of it.
The difference is that Bourdain played a character who was an outsider and a depressive. He was still trying to preach joy but he had to put on the edgy camus mask instead of Fieri's happy clown mask. That shit starts to seep in after a while and means that a lot of the people who associate with you end up being downers too.
I really liked Anthony but that world ate him up.
>>212705243ใI really liked Anthony
Faggot.
>>212705243Not a problem for someone who was forced to socialize as a kid and not be an extreme introverted hermit. I don't need to associate with anyone. No one needs to imprint their shit on me. In fact, I prefer it that way.
>>212705270He only hates coffee shops because they're run by White people
>>212705557he was pro-palestine, thats why israel bots here hate him
>>212705985Thanks for correcting the record! 0,00001 shekels have been transferred to your account.
>>212701970 (OP)It's good when anit-White trash hangs itself.
i meant minus the politics and cuckoldry and stuff, just the food and drinks alone, why do you guys have to bring up that shit in every thread? also minus the sushi thing, and the bodega thing
>>212705270But when a japanese guy has to learn how to cook an egg for 10 years, this kike loses his mind.
>>212707861This. Good fucking riddance
>>212701970 (OP)Yeah his philosophy is basically identical to that of Charles bukowski
https://youtu.be/oovDpLHCrSw
If we get a bukowski biopic the seething will be unreal. Heโs like the ultimate anti-zoomer
>>212701970 (OP)regardless of who he was as a person he made some good TV and at least one good book
>>212705270>"There are few things I care about less than coffee.โ>rambles about coffee for 5 minutes What did he mean by this?
His shows are peak comfy, especially A Cook's Tour
No one had a problem with him until he said something about the world being better with more brown people and race mixing. Every since that episode, 4chan turned on him.
Him killing himself and getting cucked didn't help him either lol
>Cook's Tour
>No Reservations
>Parts Unknown
>The Layover
in that order. Kitchen Confidential is also a great book
>>212703535>Dog pilledqrd??? how was bourdain involved in this
Bourdain oscillates between good TV and retched, overwrought purple prose spoken for the sake of speaking it and/or filling time. When he attempts to wax poetic he always, without exception sounds like an ass. There is a happy medium with him, rare but it's there.
>>212707861>>212709615anti white and a fucking cuck bitch
>just stop busting my balls>okay*hangs himself*
>>212706308was he pro palestine because he was redpilled on the jewish question or was he pro palestine because he thinks jews are white and he wants to 'fight white supremacy'
>>212705301I don't need to visit Kazakhstan to harbor that want
>>212701970 (OP)now watch the one where he says all white people should die
>>212713270Off the top of my head there's the ep of no reservations when he goes to TX. The opening monologue is basically
>I hate texas fucking guns and walmart and dumb hicks....>but wait, what's this...? There's brown people here!?>*spends half the episode fawning over some haggard jeet grocery*And I think in the same episode after hanging out with some white guys at a bowling alley he goes to this small Mexican place alone and waxes about how much more comfortable he feels there. That ep always stuck out to me as an eye-opener to how he really felt about his race and nation.
>>212705352nice green text retard
LOL what the fuck even is that
>>212713594Have you read his book about the white old woman from North Dakota who was clearly a lib despite being from North Dakota? I think he just hates Republicans.
>>212713677>A white guy from the south doesn't know this, I do, a random brown guy in Europe Alton Brown was right about black GIs introducing fried chicken to South Korea too btw
>>212713677As everyone knows, no white people ever made fried chicken or biscuits and gravy.
>>212713765Rich white southerners 100% never did, they had slaves and later servants to do so
He is disgusting, the abject personification of sloth
Had the opportunity to better himself but instead masqueraded as some holier than thou patrician but ended killing himself because 'muh emptiness'
Bless coffee, bless Mumford and sons, Long live fieri
>>212705231A story so good they made it into a drama
>>212713670Nah I just used to like watching no reservations until slowly realizing how spiteful he was, never paid attention to anything else he did
BIC lighter bros? Our response?
>>212704035Are you sure Ferry isn't just the Ellis Island version of Fieri? Guy is a catholic name (it's literally a version of Guido)
Have depression. Have two.
>>21271359490% of modern leftism is just an angsty wimp supporting a fifth column in his society because he wasn't popular in high school
if one of these guys were a trojan he would have tossed the greeks the key to the city gates over the wall
"heh, that'll show the jocks"
>>212714164I especially love the implication that the south was unique in that way. As if wealthy people everywhere else during that time period all cooked their own meals and only antebellum slave owners had others cook for them
>>212715120You're laughing.. Anthony Bourdain got cucked to death and you're laughing?
>>212701970 (OP)they killed this guy and used his body as epstein's body double.
>>212715665I couldn't believe it when I heard, had to google it 500 times
>>212703535>dog-pilledYou have to put the pill in a piece of cheese so he doesn't spit it out.
>>212713665Itโs the sophisticated greentรฉxt arrow, you wouldnโt understand
>>212713270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ
Has anyone ever asked the kid his wife diddled and Bourdain had to pay off his thoughts on this at all? He's an adult now.
>>212713270He literally said whiteness must be erased and diversity is good for food and culture. He was a retarded kike and got cucked by a 17 yo boy who fucked his gf at that time, Asia argento. He hang himself after Googling photos of his ex. Good riddance
>>212702224You're right he's COOLER than all those guys combined, has more balls too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krZIcsRiynM&pp=ygUQYm91cmRhaW4gbGViYW5vbg%3D%3D
>>212716495>He literally said whiteness must be erasedYep, I am bummed I did not get to take him out myself.
>>212715665I do. I do Murphy. YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>212716660WATCH THE EPISODE YOU FUCKING RETARD. IT IS POSTED FEW POSTS UP
>>212716173Well he got a 380k usd check for fucking Bourdains gf so I'm sure he is very happy lel
The next day, the book says, Mr. Bourdain and Ms. Argento fought again.
โI am okay,โ he texted her. โI am not spiteful. I am not jealous that you have been with another man. I do not own you. You are free. As I said. As I promised. As I truly meant. But you were careless. You were reckless with my heart. My life.โ
The only thing that hurt, he wrote, was that the tryst took place in the Rome hotel they loved. He asked for her mercy. She wrote, โI canโt take this.โ
She told him she couldnโt stand his possessiveness, and could no longer stay in the relationship.
After the next dayโs filming, Mr. Leerhsen reports, Mr. Bourdain went out by himself, and ate and drank a lot. He and Ms. Argento then had their last text exchange, which Mr. Leerhsen places at the start of his book:
Bourdain: Is there anything I can do?
Argento: Stop busting my balls
Bourdain: OK
That evening, he hanged himself.
>>212712603I wear it for a memorable honour;
For I am Racist, you know, good countryman.
>>212716105What a piece of shit. Good riddance.
>>212717321Keeeek finally a good use case for AI
>>212701970 (OP)Get cucked by a teenager. Pay him 380k usd for fucking your girlfriend. Drink a negroni after imagining him blowing loads on her. Drink two. Hang yourself 5 years later when you realize you have no soul and you're a self hating kike.
>>212701970 (OP)his hatred for the white race was pathetic, but kitchen confidential is kino
>>212718050He was jealous. He knew he was a drug addicted cuckold. Ps kikes have predisposition for syzchoprenia
>>212711598I liked the apocalypse now homage when he went to vietnam.
>>212718012He should get nothing. How is this not extortion?
>>212718401Easy he was a minor at the time. 17. So she could get charged with statuary Rape. Either settle and pay or lose the case and go to jail basically
>>212718401Age of consent in California is 18 (it's 16 in most other places) and he threatened to sue. Got an out of court payout instead. Classic shakedown but perfectly legal.
>>212718449She was never charged, there was no criminal case. He was paid out to avoid a civil action
>>212718550I know that's why I said settle with him outside of court
>>212715361>90% of modern leftism is just an angsty wimp supporting a fifth column in his society because he wasn't popular in high schoolEhhโฆ in my experience people like Joe Rogan (conservative tough guys) stay far far far away from football, basketball, baseball and hockey
Actual alphas dominate conventional sports. The MAGA is always into archery or Jew jitsu or something pussy
>>212718449>>212718484Bullshit! This guy and the Debra lafey are idiots.
>>212718550I meant she could get charged if he sued her (as he threatened to do so) so cucky Bourdain paid the kid for fucking his girlfriend basically. Worst form of cuckolding, zero pleasure for him lel
>>212704132That looks good enough to fuck!
>>212718618It is how it is buddy. Plus apparently she got him drunk too in the hotel room he was staying so she would have zero evidence to defend herself. Such is life, he was smart he played the long game
>>212718576A civil action isn't a criminal case, it wouldn't result in a prison sentence. If successful it would result in a payout plus legal fees.
>>212705026The difference is Fieri was always a hugely positive person that lifted others up through his work. No Reservations and Layover were cool to watch, but they didn't do much for the average cook or restaurant owner. Meanwhile, DDD and GGG take the time to specifically highlight chefs and restaurants people are proud of to get them more attention. Regardless of who Guy is outside of his persona, and he seems like a nice dude, his projects on the Food Network are infinitely more impactful than anything Bourdain has ever done.
>>212704035his tequila and mescal brand is actually good
>>212718798Yes but he still was a minor. Fucking a minor is a big no no in California. Also You don't need to press charges yourself for the police to be involved, sometimes they just get involved. So many cases on YouTube are solved by police and the perpetrators are charged and convicted even if the victims don't file complaints or press charges
>>212708994Manners make the man. He was not a good man
>>212701970 (OP)>dog pilledDay of the Rake soon, leaf.
>>212718910Doesn't that usually require some 3rd party to have filed the charges?
>>212719501Nope, the state becomes the plaintiff.
>>212701970 (OP)Oh well, better luck in the next life OP
>>212718878That's bizarre but I believe you.
Maybe a fluke? Or the one thing he actually gives a shit enough to quality control?
>>212701970 (OP)he is unironically a kino machine
the memes are just memes
>>212719642If he was such a kino man making kino why did he end his life in a non kino way? He could have just gone to thailand and die happily from heart attack in a sauna getting head from a ladyboy, or die fucking a hooker like Elvis
>>212701970 (OP)Shut the fuck up zoomer retard please just die holy shit I hate zoomers so much why are you so fucking retarded and soulless you all need to be culled genuinely we need to start again and not let any retard children have access to the internet because it just ruins your tiny fucking moron brain obviously holy mother of christ please smite all zoomerscum from the earth and bless those of us who remain to have the strength to never let them happen again amen
He died from autoerotic asphyxiation like Carradine, but they didn't want to taint his brand.
>>212719595its prob cuz of sammy hagar. cabo wabo was also good til sammy sold it
>>212719934Nah I really believe he would kill himself after getting cucked. Apparently the hotel that Asia argento fucked in was very special to him, bastard was still together with his wife while texting Asia. No pity from me for this dead kike, good riddance
>>212713677Nobody ever told this guy about the Acadians in Louisana?
The seethe this man causes is crazy
>>212701970 (OP)I really enjoyed his episode on West Virginia. this NY city slicker jew went to rural West Virginia and had some real conversations with coal minors
>>212720288Again, he's fine with hicks as long as they're hicklibs. That's his ideal American
>>212720132What seethe? We are overjoyed there is one less kike in this world.
>>212720497What, did you want him to say niglets?
>>212719750some times a man just has to die for our kino sins so we may live in kinodise on earth
>>212715361>"heh, that'll show the jocks"you're a fucking moron. Modern leftism loves jocks. How delusional are you? For real. Leftists hate fat unproductive people, not Jocks.
If you're black and an athlete you are a king in leftism.
>>212717152it'll always be funny. In 30 years I'll still be laughing. Anthony you dead bitch
>>212717152>drank a lotI've been there myself. Not a good place to be.
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>>212720132>>212720573>why do all these white guys hate this globalist anti white jew who flew around the world espousing the tenets of multiculturalism while supping on Caviar living in a penthouse in New York paying cuck money to a woman so she could fuck around with kidsYeah it's a mystery for sure.
>>212718607Leftists are giant faggots. Deal with it cuck. Follow Bourdain faggot.
>>212720897>Modern leftism loves jockslmao what fucking planet do you live on
>>212721019>>212721153>words words wordsyep, its seething at a dead jew time
>>212721241Two lines is words words word you? kek
>>212721221Where I grew up all the jocks are faggot cucks leftists that get angry at anyone that says faggot or cuck. Multiculturalism did that.
>>212720897Athlete has nothing to do with it cuck. Leftism loves BLACKS. But sure if the black is a muscular athlete I guess itโs a plus for you cucks.
>>212721306>cuck>you cucksDunno what made you think you're arguing with a leftist kiddo. I guess some of that HRT is going to your head.
>>212705270does anyone have the dumb edit of this where they scribbled over most of the letters to make him saying like
>mmmmmm coffeeit killed me but i cant find it on the archive
