Thread 212701970

initially i had no idea who he was and just dog pilled him here because his humiliation ritual was hilarious, but lately, ive been watching some of his videos on youtube, specially the ones about drinks, and i gotta say he was kinda of comfy, he's been growing on me.

>>212701970 (OP)
Yeah but he’s not as cool as Donald Trump or Andrew Tate or my paw paw

>>212701970 (OP)
Everything about this guy was fake. He was a self-hating Jew desperately trying to portray himself as some cool dude who doesn't care about anything. But the truth is he was extremely neurotic and emotional which is what led to his ultimate suicide after getting cucked by a whore. It's why he hates Guy Fieri - Guy represents a kind of down-to-earth earnest sincerity that Bourdain spent his whole life striving for but could never attain.

Also
>dog pilled

>>212701970 (OP)
He is spammed on social media as sort of an avatar of depression and misery spreading. Its Jews and teens.

brown people are all about food and family

>>212701970 (OP)
>we need to stop racism by getting rid of white people and making everyone brown

>>212703535
>Earnest sincerity
>Guy Fieri
You mean Guy Ferry, the nobody from Ohio wearing the Italian equivalent of blackface? The one who shills overpriced garbage products?
The whole food entertainment industry is made of character actors.

Subvert a host nation
Subvert two

>>212704035
I give zero fucks, I made Marco's knorr pork belly (without the knorr, it was my choice) and had a religious orgasm.

>>212701970 (OP)
>he's been growing on me
same

Have a spoon full of heroin. Have two.

>>212704035
dis nigga never been to Flavortown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bct8stbZafI
comfy

>>212701970 (OP)
he is a cool guy for the vast majority of his shows but there are several where he slips and gets caught up in the pretentiousness of the hospitality world. none of us are perfect.
his best bit was in singapore when he shit on singaporeans to their faces about having domestic help and keeping them in windowless rooms and pretending they are colonial masters when they just complete excel sheets at KPMG.

>>212703535
idk i think the fieri thing is still self-hate from bourdain. both of them know it is all shit and fake but bourdain is forced to accept that where as fieri is able to put on a maks and pretend the world is rosy. there is perhaps a bit of envy that fieri is capable of smiling through it while bourdain has to suffer.

>>212705026
Of course Fieri is playing a character, but fundamentally he's still the same person - just a guy who wants to have fun and help people. Bourdain on the other hand was playing someone he wishes he could be. That's the difference.

>>212701970 (OP)
>he's been growing on me
so do tumors

>>212705119
No, >>212705026 has the right of it.
The difference is that Bourdain played a character who was an outsider and a depressive. He was still trying to preach joy but he had to put on the edgy camus mask instead of Fieri's happy clown mask. That shit starts to seep in after a while and means that a lot of the people who associate with you end up being downers too.
I really liked Anthony but that world ate him up.

>>212705243
》I really liked Anthony
Faggot.

>>212705243
Not a problem for someone who was forced to socialize as a kid and not be an extreme introverted hermit. I don't need to associate with anyone. No one needs to imprint their shit on me. In fact, I prefer it that way.

>>212705270
He only hates coffee shops because they're run by White people

>>212705352
No u
>>212705376
Very cool, anon

>>212705231
>>212705270
>>212705301
>bomb a palestinian daycare
>bomb two

>>212705557
>muh palestine
Fuck off paki.

>>212705557
he was pro-palestine, thats why israel bots here hate him

>>212705270
common bourdain W

>>212705985
Thanks for correcting the record! 0,00001 shekels have been transferred to your account.

>>212701970 (OP)
It's good when anit-White trash hangs itself.

i meant minus the politics and cuckoldry and stuff, just the food and drinks alone, why do you guys have to bring up that shit in every thread? also minus the sushi thing, and the bodega thing

>>212705270
But when a japanese guy has to learn how to cook an egg for 10 years, this kike loses his mind.

>>212707861
This. Good fucking riddance

>>212701970 (OP)
Yeah his philosophy is basically identical to that of Charles bukowski

https://youtu.be/oovDpLHCrSw

If we get a bukowski biopic the seething will be unreal. He’s like the ultimate anti-zoomer

>>212701970 (OP)
regardless of who he was as a person he made some good TV and at least one good book

>>212705270
>"There are few things I care about less than coffee.“
>rambles about coffee for 5 minutes
What did he mean by this?

His shows are peak comfy, especially A Cook's Tour
No one had a problem with him until he said something about the world being better with more brown people and race mixing. Every since that episode, 4chan turned on him.
Him killing himself and getting cucked didn't help him either lol
>Cook's Tour
>No Reservations
>Parts Unknown
>The Layover
in that order. Kitchen Confidential is also a great book

>>212703535
>Dog pilled
qrd??? how was bourdain involved in this

Bourdain oscillates between good TV and retched, overwrought purple prose spoken for the sake of speaking it and/or filling time. When he attempts to wax poetic he always, without exception sounds like an ass. There is a happy medium with him, rare but it's there.

>>212707861
>>212709615
anti white and a fucking cuck bitch
>just stop busting my balls
>okay
*hangs himself*

>>212704132
That's racist

>>212706308
was he pro palestine because he was redpilled on the jewish question or was he pro palestine because he thinks jews are white and he wants to 'fight white supremacy'

>>212705301
I don't need to visit Kazakhstan to harbor that want

>>212707861
how was he anti white?

>>212701970 (OP)
now watch the one where he says all white people should die

>>212713270
Off the top of my head there's the ep of no reservations when he goes to TX. The opening monologue is basically
>I hate texas fucking guns and walmart and dumb hicks....
>but wait, what's this...? There's brown people here!?
>*spends half the episode fawning over some haggard jeet grocery*
And I think in the same episode after hanging out with some white guys at a bowling alley he goes to this small Mexican place alone and waxes about how much more comfortable he feels there. That ep always stuck out to me as an eye-opener to how he really felt about his race and nation.

>>212705352
nice green text retard
LOL what the fuck even is that

>>212713594
Have you read his book about the white old woman from North Dakota who was clearly a lib despite being from North Dakota? I think he just hates Republicans.

>>212713677
>A white guy from the south doesn't know this, I do, a random brown guy in Europe
Alton Brown was right about black GIs introducing fried chicken to South Korea too btw

>>212713677
As everyone knows, no white people ever made fried chicken or biscuits and gravy.

>>212713765
Rich white southerners 100% never did, they had slaves and later servants to do so

>>212713677
>white people forced blacks into slavery and never allowed them proper education
>but also they secretly learned everything themselves

>white people just didn't understand dairy, salt and meat

He is disgusting, the abject personification of sloth
Had the opportunity to better himself but instead masqueraded as some holier than thou patrician but ended killing himself because 'muh emptiness'
Bless coffee, bless Mumford and sons, Long live fieri

>>212705231
A story so good they made it into a drama

>>212713670
Nah I just used to like watching no reservations until slowly realizing how spiteful he was, never paid attention to anything else he did

BIC lighter bros? Our response?

>>212713816
>every antebellum southern white was wealthy enough to have slaves/servants

>>212704035
Are you sure Ferry isn't just the Ellis Island version of Fieri? Guy is a catholic name (it's literally a version of Guido)

>>212701970 (OP)
>gets cucked and kills ximself

>>212713816
>1% of southern whites never made biscuits and gravy

Whoa

Have depression. Have two.

>>212713594
90% of modern leftism is just an angsty wimp supporting a fifth column in his society because he wasn't popular in high school
if one of these guys were a trojan he would have tossed the greeks the key to the city gates over the wall
"heh, that'll show the jocks"

>>212714164
I especially love the implication that the south was unique in that way. As if wealthy people everywhere else during that time period all cooked their own meals and only antebellum slave owners had others cook for them

>>212715120
You're laughing.. Anthony Bourdain got cucked to death and you're laughing?

>>212701970 (OP)
they killed this guy and used his body as epstein's body double.

>>212715665
I couldn't believe it when I heard, had to google it 500 times

>>212703535
>dog-pilled
You have to put the pill in a piece of cheese so he doesn't spit it out.

>>212713665
It’s the sophisticated greentéxt arrow, you wouldn’t understand

>>212713270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQv-19e0zQ

Has anyone ever asked the kid his wife diddled and Bourdain had to pay off his thoughts on this at all? He's an adult now.

>>212713270
He literally said whiteness must be erased and diversity is good for food and culture. He was a retarded kike and got cucked by a 17 yo boy who fucked his gf at that time, Asia argento. He hang himself after Googling photos of his ex. Good riddance

>>212702224
You're right he's COOLER than all those guys combined, has more balls too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krZIcsRiynM&pp=ygUQYm91cmRhaW4gbGViYW5vbg%3D%3D

>>212716495
>Literally

>>212716495
>He literally said whiteness must be erased

Yep, I am bummed I did not get to take him out myself.

>>212715665
I do. I do Murphy. YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>212716660
WATCH THE EPISODE YOU FUCKING RETARD. IT IS POSTED FEW POSTS UP

>>212716173
Well he got a 380k usd check for fucking Bourdains gf so I'm sure he is very happy lel

The next day, the book says, Mr. Bourdain and Ms. Argento fought again.

“I am okay,” he texted her. “I am not spiteful. I am not jealous that you have been with another man. I do not own you. You are free. As I said. As I promised. As I truly meant. But you were careless. You were reckless with my heart. My life.”

The only thing that hurt, he wrote, was that the tryst took place in the Rome hotel they loved. He asked for her mercy. She wrote, “I can’t take this.”

She told him she couldn’t stand his possessiveness, and could no longer stay in the relationship.

After the next day’s filming, Mr. Leerhsen reports, Mr. Bourdain went out by himself, and ate and drank a lot. He and Ms. Argento then had their last text exchange, which Mr. Leerhsen places at the start of his book:

Bourdain: Is there anything I can do?

Argento: Stop busting my balls

Bourdain: OK

That evening, he hanged himself.

>>212712603
I wear it for a memorable honour;
For I am Racist, you know, good countryman.

>>212716105
What a piece of shit. Good riddance.

>>212717321
Keeeek finally a good use case for AI

>>212701970 (OP)
Get cucked by a teenager. Pay him 380k usd for fucking your girlfriend. Drink a negroni after imagining him blowing loads on her. Drink two. Hang yourself 5 years later when you realize you have no soul and you're a self hating kike.

>>212701970 (OP)
his hatred for the white race was pathetic, but kitchen confidential is kino

>>212718050
He was jealous. He knew he was a drug addicted cuckold. Ps kikes have predisposition for syzchoprenia

>>212711598
I liked the apocalypse now homage when he went to vietnam.

>>212718012
He should get nothing. How is this not extortion?

>>212718401
Easy he was a minor at the time. 17. So she could get charged with statuary Rape. Either settle and pay or lose the case and go to jail basically

>>212718401
Age of consent in California is 18 (it's 16 in most other places) and he threatened to sue. Got an out of court payout instead. Classic shakedown but perfectly legal.

>>212718449
She was never charged, there was no criminal case. He was paid out to avoid a civil action

>>212718550
I know that's why I said settle with him outside of court

>>212715361
>90% of modern leftism is just an angsty wimp supporting a fifth column in his society because he wasn't popular in high school

Ehh… in my experience people like Joe Rogan (conservative tough guys) stay far far far away from football, basketball, baseball and hockey

Actual alphas dominate conventional sports. The MAGA is always into archery or Jew jitsu or something pussy

>>212718449
>>212718484
Bullshit! This guy and the Debra lafey are idiots.

>>212718550
I meant she could get charged if he sued her (as he threatened to do so) so cucky Bourdain paid the kid for fucking his girlfriend basically. Worst form of cuckolding, zero pleasure for him lel

>>212703535
>hates Guy Fieri
>hates
confirmed still alive?

>>212704132
That looks good enough to fuck!

>>212718618
It is how it is buddy. Plus apparently she got him drunk too in the hotel room he was staying so she would have zero evidence to defend herself. Such is life, he was smart he played the long game

>>212718576
A civil action isn't a criminal case, it wouldn't result in a prison sentence. If successful it would result in a payout plus legal fees.

>>212705026
The difference is Fieri was always a hugely positive person that lifted others up through his work. No Reservations and Layover were cool to watch, but they didn't do much for the average cook or restaurant owner. Meanwhile, DDD and GGG take the time to specifically highlight chefs and restaurants people are proud of to get them more attention. Regardless of who Guy is outside of his persona, and he seems like a nice dude, his projects on the Food Network are infinitely more impactful than anything Bourdain has ever done.

>>212704035
his tequila and mescal brand is actually good

>>212718798
Yes but he still was a minor. Fucking a minor is a big no no in California. Also You don't need to press charges yourself for the police to be involved, sometimes they just get involved. So many cases on YouTube are solved by police and the perpetrators are charged and convicted even if the victims don't file complaints or press charges

>>212708994
Manners make the man. He was not a good man

>>212701970 (OP)
>dog pilled
Day of the Rake soon, leaf.

>>212718910
Doesn't that usually require some 3rd party to have filed the charges?

>>212719501
Nope, the state becomes the plaintiff.

>>212701970 (OP)
Oh well, better luck in the next life OP

>>212718878
That's bizarre but I believe you.
Maybe a fluke? Or the one thing he actually gives a shit enough to quality control?

>>212701970 (OP)
he is unironically a kino machine

the memes are just memes

>>212719642
If he was such a kino man making kino why did he end his life in a non kino way? He could have just gone to thailand and die happily from heart attack in a sauna getting head from a ladyboy, or die fucking a hooker like Elvis

>>212701970 (OP)
Shut the fuck up zoomer retard please just die holy shit I hate zoomers so much why are you so fucking retarded and soulless you all need to be culled genuinely we need to start again and not let any retard children have access to the internet because it just ruins your tiny fucking moron brain obviously holy mother of christ please smite all zoomerscum from the earth and bless those of us who remain to have the strength to never let them happen again amen

He died from autoerotic asphyxiation like Carradine, but they didn't want to taint his brand.

>>212719934
Who released the text?

>>212719595
its prob cuz of sammy hagar. cabo wabo was also good til sammy sold it

>>212719934
Nah I really believe he would kill himself after getting cucked. Apparently the hotel that Asia argento fucked in was very special to him, bastard was still together with his wife while texting Asia. No pity from me for this dead kike, good riddance

>>212713677
Nobody ever told this guy about the Acadians in Louisana?

The seethe this man causes is crazy

>>212701970 (OP)
I really enjoyed his episode on West Virginia. this NY city slicker jew went to rural West Virginia and had some real conversations with coal minors

>>212720288
Again, he's fine with hicks as long as they're hicklibs. That's his ideal American

>>212720288
>coal minors

>>212720132
What seethe? We are overjoyed there is one less kike in this world.

>>212720132
this

>>212720497
What, did you want him to say niglets?

>>212719750
some times a man just has to die for our kino sins so we may live in kinodise on earth

>>212715361
>"heh, that'll show the jocks"
you're a fucking moron. Modern leftism loves jocks. How delusional are you? For real. Leftists hate fat unproductive people, not Jocks.

If you're black and an athlete you are a king in leftism.

>>212717152
it'll always be funny. In 30 years I'll still be laughing. Anthony you dead bitch

>>212720132
>>212720573

>>212717152
>drank a lot
I've been there myself. Not a good place to be.

>>212718607
>Archery
>pussy

>>212720132
>>212720573
>why do all these white guys hate this globalist anti white jew who flew around the world espousing the tenets of multiculturalism while supping on Caviar living in a penthouse in New York paying cuck money to a woman so she could fuck around with kids
Yeah it's a mystery for sure.

>>212718607
Leftists are giant faggots. Deal with it cuck. Follow Bourdain faggot.

>>212720897
>Modern leftism loves jocks
lmao what fucking planet do you live on

>>212721019
>>212721153
>words words words
yep, its seething at a dead jew time

>>212721241
Two lines is words words word you? kek
>>212721221
Where I grew up all the jocks are faggot cucks leftists that get angry at anyone that says faggot or cuck. Multiculturalism did that.

>>212720897
Athlete has nothing to do with it cuck. Leftism loves BLACKS. But sure if the black is a muscular athlete I guess it’s a plus for you cucks.

>>212721306
>cuck
>you cucks
Dunno what made you think you're arguing with a leftist kiddo. I guess some of that HRT is going to your head.

>>212705270
does anyone have the dumb edit of this where they scribbled over most of the letters to make him saying like
>mmmmmm coffee
it killed me but i cant find it on the archive

>>212717152
>After the next days filming, Mr Leerhsen reports, Mr. Bourdain went out by himself, he reportedly ordered the cream sauce and had two. He and Ms Argento then had their last text exchange, which Mr. Leerhsen places at the start of his book:

>Bourdain: Is there anything I can do

>Argento: Stop busting my balls

>Bourdain: Enjoy the ride

kino

>>212721742
my hero

>>212718621
>Worst form of cuckolding, zero pleasure for him lel
findom is a thing

>>212721742
lmao