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>>212699144
>Why are you so mentally unwell?
what's scott's legal case??!
the definition of insanity is trying to win against klaus
>>212702122he's getting divorced
>>212702098>Mizzy hasn't begged 2 be on The Pond yet
Shadi like a melody in my head mogging Kloss like the creep he is.
there are literally people here who will pick apart "shabiclaud" and try to argue one part of this mass of shit is better than the others. more of a self report than anything, lol.
>tfw sistermommy brought me to pick up lights and a mic to stream, even gave me the donation goal of watermellie recreation but then suddenly changed her mind and banned me from streaming afterward
Something doesn't add up. Did she just stop because someone didnt drop thousands on her?
stop calling it the pond, sjw simp faggot
>>212702149it offends me because they are both actual whores and bad people. cease and desist
>>212702172stuck in 2016:
>>212702196Pot meet kettle.
I took the laces off the shoes
I swear it was covered on the news
I just wanna know if it's true
I just hit record in any room
I just put a theory on my life with the fumes
>>212702060 (OP)Her name isn't a coincidence. This is actually Alex B's wife. You all just have reverse Shallow Hal vision. You saw her true form in S2 because you didn't know Alex B, then.
>>212702196All three are awful people, it should offend you. Feel bad about yourself, you're disgusting. You are a whore and a bad person.
>>212702146everytime we talk I always call her "shady" and she gets so mad lol
>>212702167something happened offline, she had 2 days of mostly silence after and then suddenly switched up
this ended like 2 weeks ago wtf are you still discussing
>>212702240sistermommy saw Jet's nepshroom in her DMs (grounded)
>>212702260nontent just waiting 4 segregated to start
>>212702236every time we talk i call her fartplum and she cartoonishly inflates, then farts it all out as it propels her around the room.
>>212702260we're discussing how claire needs to apologize to klaus
>>212702236T. Guy who seethes about her every thread every day because she publicly humiliated you
>>212702260We're watching SpicTank
>>212702260same thing we were last year, you read one /ftl/ thread after season 3 and you've basically caught up with all the drama
>>212702228life is full of coincidences
>>212702240I remember at one point during her first stream she said someone was knocking on her door. Probably got a police visit but obviously not gonna bring attention to it
>>212702196abi is a whore, but what is wrong with shadi? her friends are whores, but she seems to be only a friend of whores, not a whore herself
Angelina and Abi get me extremely hard, what would you describe my type of women?
>>212702301nah it's cool we talked again on her next stream after I cleared my name
>>212702196you are probably the most disgusting person associated with fishtank. this is including burt
>>212702172Type estanque and show some respect you chud. Doesnโt even require any special spic characters
>>212702350she's involved in trafficking for starters
>>212702196Should have made better choices, now you're shabiclaud tier.
>>212702350im not sure anyone is a bigger whore than shadi
https://youtu.be/uikArUFfdVQ?si=ZBzHl52_QGbLem9d
>>212702379That's evil Mexican Jet
SpicTank has the good one
>>212702373bro, we dont talk about it, LA things belong to LA
abi wanted to be luna lovegood so bad but luna lovegood didnโt fuck crabbe and goyle!
>>212702196Youโre all whores and we forgive you all equally. Deal with it
>>212702350so basically i have a conspiracy theory because shadi and jacob were hanging out before season 4 and jacob told me in the spring he was casting for fishtank on the west coast so maybe they were in cahoots if you catch my drift
>Anon I'm hungry, please feed me your cummies!
>>212702404yea the guy she lives with calls her his slave
>>212702430elephant cosplay
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>>212702060 (OP)This life guard outfit should be Angieโs next Patreon post
>>212702379>>212702426Every Fishtank rip-off needs Jet reincarnated
Spictank has Mexican Jet, ADL has Chicano Jet/Evil Mexican Jet
>>212702449You're making up theories about her while she touches grass. She won.
>>212702373like your mom was?
>>212702451you donโt even know my name :(
>>212702449>so maybe they were in cahoots if you catch my drifti dont because esl
>>212702490it's my day off give me a break
>i'm not a whore despite fucking jet for clout
>i'm not a slut despite trying to fuck a bunch of men i barely knew on air
>i didn't cheat despite fucking jet while in a relationship with isaac
>i'm not a bad friend even though i backstabbed every person i know
what will claire's tiny peanut brain rationalize next?
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Lil Sammy > Sam
It is hard to tell if Ellie wants to have an influencer career or not
>>212702449did he even cast anyone
>>212702260who really won?
>>212702523it was a bit and they backstabbed me first
anyways
>>212702545you'd have 2 ask Hadrian Belove
>>212702523Bex should start selling these shirts
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>>212702460she was briefly on season 2
>>212702564shut up you dweeb
>>212702564who dat? is it sam hyde?
ellie wants to be a stay at home memer
ellie wants to stay at home m0ogled
If shadi wants more attention from ftl maybe she should post her ass more ever think about that shadi? And do more squats too
>>212702592a groomer and trafficker who shadi and van work with to fund loveamerica , he sends his girls over to van so he can watch them and give them drugs , van basically breaks them in with drugs, he did it to Mary Jane ON ADL who has connections to Thiel, It's a whole thing where Van is trying 2 go through the tests of grooming that Thiel put Hadrian through so he can get theilbucks and loveamerica clothes can be present at the stuff Thiel funds imagine your favorite politician wearing a hat that says wigger or the r slur on it fucked up shit
>>212702592some nontent fag claire simps are obsessed with
>>212702633brother i am not reading any of that, but thank you for the effort.
>>212702491namefag
>>212702584oh was she the bnb?
shadi was the most level headed bitch and she is also the most level headed poster
shame about the immense weight
>>212702633This is bullshit but I believe it.
Happy Birthday Shadi!!!
Happy Birthday Shadi!!!
Happy Birthday Shadi!!!
>>212702598without the pressure or platform of being one, for whatever reason
>>212702671stop she's gonna accuse me of fat shaming again
>>212702525was he actually triggered by this puppet? imagine someone taking a puppet like this and doing a spoof on the sam hyde show or pgl...could be funny
>>212702523She has amazing milkers though you have to give her that.
>>212702671shadi is the bravest fish
>>212702633based schizo chud
>>212702671If Shadi was normal sized she would have won
>>212702752ya goy aint no babyf-slur
>>212702525extreme peace wouldnt have flopped if it were all puppets
>>212702752she talks like a reptilian
>>212702777Asians are like that sometimes
>>212702724is claire on birth control?
>>212702818she's pregnant, so no
>>212702784>>212702852Hmmm maybe this bitch is my favorite fish of all time
>>212702724We call them cloobs
>>212702852That freckles plus eyebrow combo looks ridiculous
we need to be making content
>>212702379Is this chicano jet?
It's cool that he's mogging Steve Bannon here
https://x.com/AccountableGOP/status/1943727593099771978/video/1
>>212702900yea she looks like that evil cheetah lady from batman
>>212702633i wouldn't be surprised. just look at this fucker
I don't know who Julious or Klaus are
>>212702937hmm interesting
>>212702937>sells drugs and ass>doxed on KF nowsuh oh
kinda looks like they are transporting some lighting setup.
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guys after just gooning and splooging to a tummy pmv I gotta say these ftl chicks dont have what it takes.
So im movin on to greener pastures.
Smell ya
>>212702449Jacob isnโt wanted to use you for tik tok content. Shadi actually cares about you but sheโs too stupid to realize sheโs being used to help goon LA crashouts because a hippo sized sheboon makes goonable girls let their guards down as the fat friend.
Wearing shirts like this around them:
new research by scientists confirm that it's healthy to suck on a pair of nice milky cloobies once a day
>>212703001nice image retard
>>212702947nobody does, anytime you see those names posted, its them posting about themselves
>>212703029there's no way she doesn't know
Choc on the rocks, anyone? Only for the classiest of fishtank viewers.
>>212703069there's no way you care
>>212703057this is how i approach it too, they are fucking insane and annoying
>>212702989and you can tell this how?
>>212703029>use me dump me shirti want shadi to get skinny just so she can get sex trafficked
>>212703001Haha yeah that's a crazy shirt
>>212703030good song choice
>>212703103she already sells ass
>>212702449what was up with this?
>>212703030She looks like a toy
>>212703079por mi, amigo, y quac on the rocks
>>212703144i dont capitalize names r word
>>212703144imagine this auschwitz-body freak seizing on top of you
>>212702906member mondo megabits?
>>212703189is that still going or did they give up?
>these are the remaining streamers from S4
Beyond grim
>>212703079the best part of choc on the rocks was him explaining you have to wait for it to get as cold as possible before you can drink it (and that he believed they all really cared)
im feeling a bit better. now if nobody posts ellie for the rest of the day i think i can make it through the night with my heart unscathed
is spictank's director up yet? any fun shit from last night while they were getting drunk (got high and fell asleep)?
>>212703202>last ig post 2023yeah just trying to cash in on the nft fad and peaced
>>212703069I doubt it. She sees the blatant grooming from Hadrian types and tries to protect Mary Jane from him but sheโs too dumb to notice the more subtle grooming of Van and his friends
>>212703189i remember it was supposed to be a playable card game and not one person has ever played a game of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VwbyBGbqPY
>>212703211>Ok let us see how much money I've made so far today>Yeah I wasn't even gonna stream but I don't have a job right now>We're making content chat, let's get in a video call for the fourth stream in a row
>>212703119She gives it away for free
>>212703300>contentmight be the most overused gay word on the internet today
Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces
>>212703344it's cope because they know they can't say entertainment in good faith
>>212703300Jin's is probably the least offensive out of the three, but he needs a better connection before I watch him.
why did jimmy sperg at tj for looking at horse hentai but is fine with sam hyde having sex with a 15 year old? also, why did jimmy forgive tj if it was that bad in his mind?
>>212703458Cuz Jimmy's retarded
>>212703458he was making content
TOTAL KAW DEATH
https://youtu.be/awvd0AGpvuE?si=eQHcMIf0Spc05cUP
>>212703493Claire did you watch lost highway yet
The OST is pretty good
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oliver update!
I love talking about women I've never met and developing parasocial relationships with them on r/fishtanklive and /ftl/!
>>212703517https://youtu.be/AkCKIRDXvPI
>>212702525Off season puppet tank
>>212703549this but klaus instead of women
Ellie is so hot I got blackpilled to the point where I realized I will never get laid again. Fuck my sub5 life and fuck zoomers and fuck tiktok
>>212703030cyprus is island for rich russians
and she is from "cyprus"
her style is also stereotype "80/90s russians who are trying to be like 80s america"
>>212703539is literally every nigga with a camera going to tokyo this year?
>>212703599ok now go get laid by someone who isnt hot
>>212703631oliver is in japan often
>>212703092thought it might look like a softbox there in the back. so basically baseless speculation
>>212703659beggars cant be choosers
ask betty
Claire is the most discussed person in these threads.
>>212703610she does not look russian, sorry, she looks like a furby
Sex killed Fishtank. Werent whites supposed to be in conrtrol of their libido ? All I see is subhumans.
>>212703636People who aren't hot still want someone who is attractive. Women even more so than men. Not even an incel that is just how things are now
>>212703693hahahaha you got me, i still love her
>>212703681it's a ritual to keep her trapped here
>>212703274pwoduct not delivered
>>212703715that's why we call them wiggers
https://youtu.be/x6jtEnLJncM
>>212703715there's hardly any white people on fish tank. i think seth and letty were the only whites on s4.
>>212703030>moggd by random slav cashier
>>212703681we need to go back to our roots and talk about josie more
Who is the biggest PUTA of Fishtank
>>212703775Jet is as white as they come. Sam is one of the whitest individuals that has ever lived.
>>212703458He thinks the marky pic is AI or something stupid like that probably
>>212703681mention the blue haired hag by name three times and indians from /bant/ will appear spamming her
>>212703783she looks hot but also like a pain in the ass.
>>212703783God I love Russian women
>>212703805sam is jewish. jews aren't white. so i guess that's 3, seth jet and letty.
>>212703799erm i love steinful
>>212703972>>212703867Listen to yourself. For shame.
>>212703883Love this baby grandma she's so cute
binxjeets are raiding again
>>212703998we've been over this he is Jewish on his mother's side (gans=germanjew)
>Tim Heidecker-Blonde hair, blue eyes, traditionally good looking white man with full head of hair
-Tradhusband, married for 18 years with 2 children
-Influential, still creating relevant work and very successful in legitimate artistic pursuits
>Sam-Dark hair, beady eye Jewish featured traditionally horrible looking balding mysterymeat "white" man
-Degenerate 40 year old bachelor, not married, no kids
-Known sexual relationships with transexuals and teen girls
-Derivative of Heideckerโs absurdist comedy, has not made anything relevant in decade (or arguably, ever)
>Makes his money from scamming/grifting mentally ill teenagersIt's funny that Tim is honestly the conservative ideal (genetically/lifessstyle) while Sam is a degenerate liberal (genetically/lifestyle)
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>>212703775the bodyguard guy
>>212704061Youre gonna hate this.. but White=Jew=Nigger
It is known.
why the sneed did sam hyde let mizzy and simbal be eliminated by voting? that literally ruined the show.
>>212704026stay mad pedo
we love hags here
Mexican Fishtank is pretty good since it doesn't have that nazi fucking fuck Sam Hyde involved
>>212704051she didnโt even tell him letty rapes
>>212704120THIS IS FAIR HOUSE
Binx has caused irreparable psychic damage to the denizens of /ftl/
>>212704111love this PUTA
>>212704148>nazi>but he's also a jew
>>212704163why is she dressed like she's from the matrix
>>212704163Can't believe no one's posted a vod of this
>>212704197ever heard of a self hating Jew?
>>212703656major cope but would be retarded if ellie set up in some rented unit to stream
>>212704218It's very baggy on her. Oversized really. I wonder if it belongs to someone else?
nazi fuck Sam Hyde must be giddy with joy seeing what the dirtbag-left youtube scene has turned into
>>212704218Oh she's cat woman
I get it now
Looked like a gimp suit or something freaky
>>212704218no one is archiving the fishtank site
>>212704250Probably just doesn't come in midget child sizes
>>212704148Mexicans love Nazi shit and dragon ball z. These two things are connected
>>212704197kanye west exist
>>212704290She could have asked Brandon to make her one.
>>212704190why did they put so much fucking emphasis on the mystery of the stripes when they obviously meant nothing
>>212704279why would you
It's nontent
>>212704239ever hear all the nazis are dead?
>>212704308The stripes meant stocks crashing
Rugpull
p.o. box if you want to send things to angelina
>>212704308they were hoping someone would come up with a good theory that they could steal and use
>>212704343apparently not since people still do this and donate money to the daily stormer
>>212704381I'm going to send some fake poop.
>>212704343so they don't exist and you are still obsessed with them
>>212704381parking lot cocaine sent!
>>212704395they look good for being from the 1930's. whats his secret?
>>212704395Daily stormer became a groyper site loved most by Mexicans and Dominicans
why did duanyay like tay so much? she seems like the kind of person he'd dislike.
Sam Hyde is a fucking nazi piece of shit, that's it. You can rant about jews and whatever you want the bottom line is that hes a fucking nazi piece of shit.
>>212704428Yes, this "ghost hunting" is what the ADL does. When you're paid to find "ghosts" you find them everywhere. 4chong retards really out this morning.
>>212704467Gropyers are Nazis unc
what cosplay did ellie say she would do?
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfi_FquEGH8
>>212704484cool leddit is here
>>212704484Go back to bluesky troon
names for claires baby if it's a boy or girl?
>>212704487Groypers oppose Nazis because Nazism is fundamentally racial and all groypers are brown
>>212704487brown as poop Nazis
>>212704497nude beach goer
>>212704536Claus if boy Klaire if girl
anyone else saving money for josie and ellie's eventual onlyfans?
>>212704536Boy: Claus
Girl: Klaire(Veronica)
>>212704591theres sexier femboys street walking downtown
https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M
Do you think youre better off alone /ftl/ ?
>>212704574>>212704596Claus/klaire mind
>>212704497rei from evangelion and she might have bought it yesterday
>>212702626If Shadi posted more ass Iโd be her #1 simp
>>212704591Josie will never do OF
bitches stay pressed
bitches stay mad
>>212704693maybe someday
it's that or back to working at the dump
You guys remember how shadis ass wouldnt fit in the trash can
>>212704758no i need a reminder
>>212704758yes and she also melted the ice
>>212704787Creepy combination of beaner, Betty, and Letty.
>>212704787This is her best fit yet I think
Very pretty
>>212704832he was so vance coded
>>212704807nontent Kato pls let me fuck u im content
>>212704807i used to have one of those kind of tape recorders
Well /ftl/, what have we learned?
whats this chicks ig? i only know her from taylor posts
>>212704536Jet neptune jr/Jupiter neptune jr
>>212704787She looks good when she actually tries to dress like a normal adult and not like a 13 year old
>>212704905@m4rycore I think
>>212704807Kato has become an anti troon crusader and blames PNW troonery on low vitamin D. Sheโs probably right
>>212704807apparently, for some reason she was going to come back for bg2. jet was trying to fuck her wasn't he
Imagine blowing a fat load all over CK's perfect tummy
>>212704787damn I want my 24/7 angelina back
>>212704956don't say that you've got Klaus
>>212704980Didnt Wes also buy this same outfit for Haley? Top KEK
>>212704952it was for her entertainment value
>>212704952i think a loremaster said she was supposed to be creature for BG1 but creature was closer so they went with her. j
>>212704905Why do women with perfect skin ruin it with tattoos?
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She dont love us no more mang
>>212705038That's too bad we missed out on some good Kato kawtent
>>212704825This fit is up there for me too
>>212705069what did he mean by this?
>>212704197Many nazis were jews
For me, it's Bex (pregnant)
get these nigger bot threads off my board
programa de citas masculinas gay
>>212705144he's haley gang
Why are you retards talking about eachother and some stupid rip-off? The content you're obsessed with is live on fishtank.live right now.
>>212705184tf mexican tj doing
>>212705077i think kato is not as much of a default lib now, so i think she wouldve been better on BG2.
>>212705254bots and shills literally can't meme
Holy shit these threads are still up? The show was a rugpull and now you're watching a bunch of Mexicans who don't even speak English? It's so over I can't even describe it. This is the worst place in the universe
There was a time not to long ago where ftl could entertain me throughout my whole lunchbreak. Even on bant before s4. Now im all caught up in 10 minutes and bored.
Fishtank status is GRIM
>>212705282>This is the worst place in the universeWe are braver than the troops
>>212705206bex looks kinda like riley reid if she just had her wisdom teeth removed
Now that the shows over for good all we can do is post old memes and ftl girls, we are truly in the grimmest of times
>>212705338she's very pretty
>>212705282It's only begun. Mexican Fishtank will have the it factor the true catalyst for Fishtank as a brand to take off. Before you know it American Jet will have to give credit to the Mexicans for making Fishtank go global
>>212705356i have hope for conGREGated
>>212705316>tourist shill hands typed this post and 200 others itt
>>212705363>he deleted itjet it up
>>212704758Her porcine frame gave her an unfair advantage on that and rape escape
>>212705356All i want is ellie tummy pics. Oiled with nice lighting with a hint of panty peaking out of her shorts. Then i can rest easy
We should go back to bant. Better yet, we should leave and talk to our friends. Better still, switch off the computer and meet them outside. We're spinning our wheels here.
>>212705291there is just nothing to discuss.
>>212705363How much you want to bet jet blocked this guy as soon as he read that last comment
>>212705282>now you're watching a bunch of Mexicanslol
>today would be day 32
which fish do you think would still be there?
>>212705422Yeah thats why fishtank status is grim. Fucking namefags are making more content than anyone from the show
>>212705461>silly lol RANDUMB dancing is my personality!cringe
>>212705476hear that claire? you've been mo0gled
>>212705452Ellie drench freddy seth with an elimination rigged to get seth out soon
>>212705500that's not a word and you are a pedophile
>>212705499i'm more leland palmer than you'll ever be
>>212705452>Direnc, Aryeh, Seth, DanielEllie at the end of the bunker and Freddy because he did some retarded shit drunk in the s2 house
>>212702752its funny how she says stuff like this without realizing she literally is the normie zoomer chudding out.
>>212705520i'm not klaus i'm just a KAW enjoyer who acknowledges he's a handsome chad
>>212705227monkey girl <3
>>212705520>>212705586also klaus isn't not a pedophile
>>212705520>>212705586>>212705627i mean he isn't a pedophile. i'm trying to say that he isn't a pedophile. do you follow?
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>>212703599see this pic, go to Vietnam or Korea or even Australia and you will find millions of girls who look just like this and even better.
>>212705461henry would be good for el estanque
>>212705688truuuu he was from peru!
Thoughts on tarot card reading? Maria is really into it.
>>212705597first good panel
>>212705687Not american, not a fishtank fan, not internet chungus goy babyfag
>>212705727Mexican Sam confirmed to be fucking her yet?
>>212705654I'm confused now
>>212705760she's into Scott
>>212705794suffering from success
>>212704381I should send her some LEGOs
>>212705813ugh thats badass
Jet de los diablosโฆ El Chicano..