Thread 212702060

Lifeguard Jackie edition

The Pond News:
>Josh cut up stuff
>Ishmael lost a drawing contest and is banished to the cell
>Sara and Beto want to pursue a showmance
>The spirits told Maria that Scott Sullivan will beat his legal case
>All beds were combined to create the Megabed

Watch spictank here
https://elestanque.live/live
https://www.youtube.com/@ElEstanque_live/streams
https://ppvs.su/ft

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sage

what's scott's legal case??!

Watermellie

the definition of insanity is trying to win against klaus

>>212702122
it was a bit

>>212702122
he's getting divorced

>>212702098
>Mizzy hasn't begged 2 be on The Pond yet

Shadi like a melody in my head mogging Kloss like the creep he is.

there are literally people here who will pick apart "shabiclaud" and try to argue one part of this mass of shit is better than the others. more of a self report than anything, lol.

hymen blown out

>tfw sistermommy brought me to pick up lights and a mic to stream, even gave me the donation goal of watermellie recreation but then suddenly changed her mind and banned me from streaming afterward
Something doesn't add up. Did she just stop because someone didnt drop thousands on her?

>>212702149
that's fair

stop calling it the pond, sjw simp faggot

>>212702149
it offends me because they are both actual whores and bad people. cease and desist

>>212702172
stuck in 2016:

>>212702196
Pot meet kettle.

I took the laces off the shoes
I swear it was covered on the news
I just wanna know if it's true
I just hit record in any room
I just put a theory on my life with the fumes

>>212702060 (OP)
Her name isn't a coincidence. This is actually Alex B's wife. You all just have reverse Shallow Hal vision. You saw her true form in S2 because you didn't know Alex B, then.

>>212702196
All three are awful people, it should offend you. Feel bad about yourself, you're disgusting. You are a whore and a bad person.

>>212702146
everytime we talk I always call her "shady" and she gets so mad lol

>>212702223
yeah... NO

>>212702167
something happened offline, she had 2 days of mostly silence after and then suddenly switched up

this ended like 2 weeks ago wtf are you still discussing

>>212702240
sistermommy saw Jet's nepshroom in her DMs (grounded)

>>212702260
nontent just waiting 4 segregated to start

>>212702236
every time we talk i call her fartplum and she cartoonishly inflates, then farts it all out as it propels her around the room.

>>212702260
we're discussing how claire needs to apologize to klaus

>>212702236
T. Guy who seethes about her every thread every day because she publicly humiliated you

>>212702260
We're watching SpicTank

>>212702260
same thing we were last year, you read one /ftl/ thread after season 3 and you've basically caught up with all the drama

>>212702228
life is full of coincidences

>>212702240
I remember at one point during her first stream she said someone was knocking on her door. Probably got a police visit but obviously not gonna bring attention to it

>>212702196
abi is a whore, but what is wrong with shadi? her friends are whores, but she seems to be only a friend of whores, not a whore herself

Angelina and Abi get me extremely hard, what would you describe my type of women?

>>212702301
nah it's cool we talked again on her next stream after I cleared my name

>>212702196
you are probably the most disgusting person associated with fishtank. this is including burt

Abi's pink princess hole

>>212702172
Type estanque and show some respect you chud. Doesn’t even require any special spic characters

>>212702350
she's involved in trafficking for starters

>>212702196
Should have made better choices, now you're shabiclaud tier.

Chicano Jet

>>212702295
Factual

>>212702350
im not sure anyone is a bigger whore than shadi

>>212702379
That's evil Mexican Jet
SpicTank has the good one

is claire's baby isaacs?

>>212702373
bro, we dont talk about it, LA things belong to LA

abi wanted to be luna lovegood so bad but luna lovegood didn’t fuck crabbe and goyle!

>>212702409
>>212702340
kek based

>>212702196
You’re all whores and we forgive you all equally. Deal with it

>>212702350
so basically i have a conspiracy theory because shadi and jacob were hanging out before season 4 and jacob told me in the spring he was casting for fishtank on the west coast so maybe they were in cahoots if you catch my drift

>>212702404
yea the guy she lives with calls her his slave

>>212702430
elephant cosplay

>>212702167
also
>>212702060 (OP)
who is jackie

>>212702060 (OP)
This life guard outfit should be Angie’s next Patreon post

>>212702379
>>212702426
Every Fishtank rip-off needs Jet reincarnated
Spictank has Mexican Jet, ADL has Chicano Jet/Evil Mexican Jet

>>212702449
You're making up theories about her while she touches grass. She won.

>>212702460
new?

>>212702373
like your mom was?

>>212702451
you don’t even know my name :(

>>212702449
>so maybe they were in cahoots if you catch my drift
i dont because esl

>>212702490
it's my day off give me a break

>i'm not a whore despite fucking jet for clout
>i'm not a slut despite trying to fuck a bunch of men i barely knew on air
>i didn't cheat despite fucking jet while in a relationship with isaac
>i'm not a bad friend even though i backstabbed every person i know
what will claire's tiny peanut brain rationalize next?

Lil Sammy > Sam

It is hard to tell if Ellie wants to have an influencer career or not

>>212702449
did he even cast anyone

>>212702260
who really won?

>>212702523
it was a bit and they backstabbed me first
anyways

>>212702545
you'd have 2 ask Hadrian Belove

>>212702523
Bex should start selling these shirts

>>212702460
she was briefly on season 2

>>212702564
shut up you dweeb

>>212702564
who dat? is it sam hyde?

ellie wants to be a stay at home memer

>>212702504
R slur

>>212702592
big ADL guy

ellie wants to stay at home m0ogled

If shadi wants more attention from ftl maybe she should post her ass more ever think about that shadi? And do more squats too

>>212702592
a groomer and trafficker who shadi and van work with to fund loveamerica , he sends his girls over to van so he can watch them and give them drugs , van basically breaks them in with drugs, he did it to Mary Jane ON ADL who has connections to Thiel, It's a whole thing where Van is trying 2 go through the tests of grooming that Thiel put Hadrian through so he can get theilbucks and loveamerica clothes can be present at the stuff Thiel funds imagine your favorite politician wearing a hat that says wigger or the r slur on it fucked up shit

>>212702592
some nontent fag claire simps are obsessed with

>>212702633
brother i am not reading any of that, but thank you for the effort.

>>212702491
namefag
>>212702584
oh was she the bnb?

shadi was the most level headed bitch and she is also the most level headed poster
shame about the immense weight

>>212702633
This is bullshit but I believe it.

Happy Birthday Shadi!!!
Happy Birthday Shadi!!!
Happy Birthday Shadi!!!

>>212702598
without the pressure or platform of being one, for whatever reason

>>212702583
fax

>>212702671
truuu

Ellie is a dumb bitch

>>212702671
stop she's gonna accuse me of fat shaming again

>>212702525
was he actually triggered by this puppet? imagine someone taking a puppet like this and doing a spoof on the sam hyde show or pgl...could be funny

>>212702523
She has amazing milkers though you have to give her that.

>>212702671
shadi is the bravest fish

>>212702633
based schizo chud

>>212702671
If Shadi was normal sized she would have won

>>212702752
ya goy aint no babyf-slur

>>212702525
extreme peace wouldnt have flopped if it were all puppets

>>212702752
she talks like a reptilian

>>212702670
yes

>>212702777
Asians are like that sometimes

>>212702724
is claire on birth control?

>>212702784
GYATT DAM

>>212702818
she's pregnant, so no

>>212702784
>>212702852
Hmmm maybe this bitch is my favorite fish of all time

>>212702724
We call them cloobs

>>212702852
That freckles plus eyebrow combo looks ridiculous

>>212702060 (OP)
'Memba Fishnet?

we need to be making content

>>212702379
Is this chicano jet?
It's cool that he's mogging Steve Bannon here
https://x.com/AccountableGOP/status/1943727593099771978/video/1

>>212702900
yea she looks like that evil cheetah lady from batman

>>212702633
i wouldn't be surprised. just look at this fucker

I don't know who Julious or Klaus are

>>212702937
hmm interesting

cloobtent

>>212702937
>sells drugs and ass
>doxed on KF nows
uh oh

kinda looks like they are transporting some lighting setup.

guys after just gooning and splooging to a tummy pmv I gotta say these ftl chicks dont have what it takes.
So im movin on to greener pastures.
Smell ya

mauro won

>>212702449
Jacob isn’t wanted to use you for tik tok content. Shadi actually cares about you but she’s too stupid to realize she’s being used to help goon LA crashouts because a hippo sized sheboon makes goonable girls let their guards down as the fat friend.
Wearing shirts like this around them:

new research by scientists confirm that it's healthy to suck on a pair of nice milky cloobies once a day

>>212702947
>klaus

The beautiful Direnc <3

>>212703001
nice image retard

>>212702947
nobody does, anytime you see those names posted, its them posting about themselves

>>212703044
Calm down

>>212703029
there's no way she doesn't know

Choc on the rocks, anyone? Only for the classiest of fishtank viewers.

>>212703069
there's no way you care

>>212703057
this is how i approach it too, they are fucking insane and annoying

>>212702989
and you can tell this how?

>>212703029
>use me dump me shirt
i want shadi to get skinny just so she can get sex trafficked

>>212703001
Haha yeah that's a crazy shirt

>>212703030
good song choice

>>212703103
she already sells ass

>>212703057
m0gh0used

>>212703084
correct

>>212702449
what was up with this?

>>212703030
She looks like a toy

>>212703079
por mi, amigo, y quac on the rocks

>>212703144
i dont capitalize names r word

>>212703144
imagine this auschwitz-body freak seizing on top of you

>>212703144
that was me

>>212702906
member mondo megabits?

>>212703189
is that still going or did they give up?

>>212703180
lol high five

>these are the remaining streamers from S4
Beyond grim

>>212703079
the best part of choc on the rocks was him explaining you have to wait for it to get as cold as possible before you can drink it (and that he believed they all really cared)

im feeling a bit better. now if nobody posts ellie for the rest of the day i think i can make it through the night with my heart unscathed

>>212703160
Retard

is spictank's director up yet? any fun shit from last night while they were getting drunk (got high and fell asleep)?

>>212703202
>last ig post 2023
yeah just trying to cash in on the nft fad and peaced

>>212703069
I doubt it. She sees the blatant grooming from Hadrian types and tries to protect Mary Jane from him but she’s too dumb to notice the more subtle grooming of Van and his friends

>>212703189
i remember it was supposed to be a playable card game and not one person has ever played a game of it.

>>212703091
M 0 0 G 3 D

>>212703211
>Ok let us see how much money I've made so far today
>Yeah I wasn't even gonna stream but I don't have a job right now
>We're making content chat, let's get in a video call for the fourth stream in a row

>>212703119
She gives it away for free

>>212703300
>content
might be the most overused gay word on the internet today

Without you, without you everything falls apart
Without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces

>>212703344
it's cope because they know they can't say entertainment in good faith

>>212703230
think fast

Wn2b making k4wt3nt

>>212703300
Jin's is probably the least offensive out of the three, but he needs a better connection before I watch him.

why did jimmy sperg at tj for looking at horse hentai but is fine with sam hyde having sex with a 15 year old? also, why did jimmy forgive tj if it was that bad in his mind?

>>212703458
Cuz Jimmy's retarded

>>212703458
he was making content

TOTAL KAW DEATH
https://youtu.be/awvd0AGpvuE?si=eQHcMIf0Spc05cUP

>>212703493
Claire did you watch lost highway yet
The OST is pretty good

>>212703493
kl4us mo0gles

oliver update!

I love talking about women I've never met and developing parasocial relationships with them on r/fishtanklive and /ftl/!

>>212703517
https://youtu.be/AkCKIRDXvPI

>>212703484
content king

>>212702525
Off season puppet tank

>>212703549
this but klaus instead of women

Ellie is so hot I got blackpilled to the point where I realized I will never get laid again. Fuck my sub5 life and fuck zoomers and fuck tiktok

>>212703030
cyprus is island for rich russians
and she is from "cyprus"
her style is also stereotype "80/90s russians who are trying to be like 80s america"

>>212703549
I was jwing

>>212703160
checks out

>>212703539
is literally every nigga with a camera going to tokyo this year?

>>212703599
ok now go get laid by someone who isnt hot

>>212703631
oliver is in japan often

>>212703092
thought it might look like a softbox there in the back. so basically baseless speculation

Claire you down?

>>212703521
>>212703576

>>212703659
beggars cant be choosers
ask betty

Claire is the most discussed person in these threads.

>>212703610
she does not look russian, sorry, she looks like a furby

Sex killed Fishtank. Werent whites supposed to be in conrtrol of their libido ? All I see is subhumans.

>>212703636
People who aren't hot still want someone who is attractive. Women even more so than men. Not even an incel that is just how things are now

>>212703693
hahahaha you got me, i still love her

>>212703681
it's a ritual to keep her trapped here

>>212703274
pwoduct not delivered

>>212703715
that's why we call them wiggers

https://youtu.be/x6jtEnLJncM

>>212703715
there's hardly any white people on fish tank. i think seth and letty were the only whites on s4.

>>212703030
>moggd by random slav cashier

>>212703681
we need to go back to our roots and talk about josie more

Who is the biggest PUTA of Fishtank

>>212703775
Jet is as white as they come. Sam is one of the whitest individuals that has ever lived.

>>212703458
He thinks the marky pic is AI or something stupid like that probably

>>212703681
mention the blue haired hag by name three times and indians from /bant/ will appear spamming her

>>212703783
she looks hot but also like a pain in the ass.

>>212703783
God I love Russian women

>>212703805
sam is jewish. jews aren't white. so i guess that's 3, seth jet and letty.

>>212703799
erm i love steinful

>>212703799
naw

>>212703805
>Sam
>White

>>212703972
>>212703867
Listen to yourself. For shame.

>>212703883
Love this baby grandma she's so cute

binxjeets are raiding again

>>212703998
we've been over this he is Jewish on his mother's side (gans=germanjew)

>Tim Heidecker
-Blonde hair, blue eyes, traditionally good looking white man with full head of hair
-Tradhusband, married for 18 years with 2 children
-Influential, still creating relevant work and very successful in legitimate artistic pursuits

>Sam
-Dark hair, beady eye Jewish featured traditionally horrible looking balding mysterymeat "white" man
-Degenerate 40 year old bachelor, not married, no kids
-Known sexual relationships with transexuals and teen girls
-Derivative of Heidecker’s absurdist comedy, has not made anything relevant in decade (or arguably, ever)
>Makes his money from scamming/grifting mentally ill teenagers

It's funny that Tim is honestly the conservative ideal (genetically/lifessstyle) while Sam is a degenerate liberal (genetically/lifestyle)

>>212703775
the bodyguard guy

>>212704000
Binxlegs

>>212704061
Youre gonna hate this.. but White=Jew=Nigger

It is known.

why the sneed did sam hyde let mizzy and simbal be eliminated by voting? that literally ruined the show.

>>212703825
called it
>>212703883
>>212704000
>>212704005
>>212704062
the indians have arrived

>>212704026
stay mad pedo
we love hags here

Mexican Fishtank is pretty good since it doesn't have that nazi fucking fuck Sam Hyde involved

>>212704051
she didn’t even tell him letty rapes

>>212704120
THIS IS FAIR HOUSE

Binx has caused irreparable psychic damage to the denizens of /ftl/

>>212704111
love this PUTA

>>212704148
>nazi
>but he's also a jew

>>212704163
why is she dressed like she's from the matrix

>>212704163
Can't believe no one's posted a vod of this

>>212704197
ever heard of a self hating Jew?

>>212703656
major cope but would be retarded if ellie set up in some rented unit to stream

KA-ACK

>>212704218
It's very baggy on her. Oversized really. I wonder if it belongs to someone else?

nazi fuck Sam Hyde must be giddy with joy seeing what the dirtbag-left youtube scene has turned into

>>212704218
Oh she's cat woman
I get it now
Looked like a gimp suit or something freaky

>>212704218
no one is archiving the fishtank site

>>212704250
Probably just doesn't come in midget child sizes

>>212704148
Mexicans love Nazi shit and dragon ball z. These two things are connected

>>212704197
kanye west exist

>>212704290
She could have asked Brandon to make her one.

>>212704190
why did they put so much fucking emphasis on the mystery of the stripes when they obviously meant nothing

>>212704279
why would you
It's nontent

I love her bros

>>212704239
ever hear all the nazis are dead?

>>212704308
The stripes meant stocks crashing
Rugpull

p.o. box if you want to send things to angelina

>>212704308
they were hoping someone would come up with a good theory that they could steal and use

>>212704343
apparently not since people still do this and donate money to the daily stormer

>>212704381
I'm going to send some fake poop.

Bienvenido a El Estanque

>>212704343
so they don't exist and you are still obsessed with them

>>212704381
parking lot cocaine sent!

>>212704395
they look good for being from the 1930's. whats his secret?

stream stars?

>>212704395
Daily stormer became a groyper site loved most by Mexicans and Dominicans

why did duanyay like tay so much? she seems like the kind of person he'd dislike.

Sam Hyde is a fucking nazi piece of shit, that's it. You can rant about jews and whatever you want the bottom line is that hes a fucking nazi piece of shit.

>>212704428
Yes, this "ghost hunting" is what the ADL does. When you're paid to find "ghosts" you find them everywhere. 4chong retards really out this morning.

>>212704467
Gropyers are Nazis unc

what cosplay did ellie say she would do?

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfi_FquEGH8

>>212704484
cool leddit is here

>>212704484
Go back to bluesky troon

names for claires baby if it's a boy or girl?

>>212704487
Groypers oppose Nazis because Nazism is fundamentally racial and all groypers are brown

>>212704487
brown as poop Nazis

>>212704497
nude beach goer

>>212704536
Claus if boy Klaire if girl

anyone else saving money for josie and ellie's eventual onlyfans?

>>212704536
Boy: Claus
Girl: Klaire(Veronica)

>>212704591
theres sexier femboys street walking downtown

river kato

what

https://youtu.be/Lgs9QUtWc3M

Do you think youre better off alone /ftl/ ?

>>212704574
>>212704596
Claus/klaire mind

>>212704497
rei from evangelion and she might have bought it yesterday

>>212702626
If Shadi posted more ass I’d be her #1 simp

>>212704591
Josie will never do OF

>>212704497
nevada-tan

bitches stay pressed
bitches stay mad

>>212704693
maybe someday
it's that or back to working at the dump

>>212704574
>>212704596
KAWcord Always Wins

You guys remember how shadis ass wouldnt fit in the trash can

>>212704758
no i need a reminder

>>212704758
yes and she also melted the ice

river kato

>>212704787
Creepy combination of beaner, Betty, and Letty.

>>212704787
This is her best fit yet I think
Very pretty

>>212704832
he was so vance coded

The beautiful CK

>>212704807
nontent Kato pls let me fuck u im content

>>212704807
i used to have one of those kind of tape recorders

>>212704807
Moar please

Well /ftl/, what have we learned?

>>212704860
i miss her :(

whats this chicks ig? i only know her from taylor posts

>>212704536
Jet neptune jr/Jupiter neptune jr

>>212704787
She looks good when she actually tries to dress like a normal adult and not like a 13 year old

>>212704905
m4rycore

>>212704889
bird noise

>>212704905
@m4rycore I think

>>212704807
Kato has become an anti troon crusader and blames PNW troonery on low vitamin D. She’s probably right

>>212704807
apparently, for some reason she was going to come back for bg2. jet was trying to fuck her wasn't he

Imagine blowing a fat load all over CK's perfect tummy

>>212704952
probably

>>212704787
damn I want my 24/7 angelina back

like im into claire

>>212704956
don't say that you've got Klaus

>>212704980
Didnt Wes also buy this same outfit for Haley? Top KEK

>>212704952
it was for her entertainment value

>>212704952
i think a loremaster said she was supposed to be creature for BG1 but creature was closer so they went with her. j

>>212704927
>>212705001

>>212704905
Why do women with perfect skin ruin it with tattoos?

>>212704952
it was a bit

She dont love us no more mang

>>212705038
That's too bad we missed out on some good Kato kawtent

>>212704825
This fit is up there for me too

>>212705069
who

>>212705013
Yes lol

>>212704807
crack whore

>>212705069
what did he mean by this?

>>212704197
Many nazis were jews

For me, it's Bex (pregnant)

>>212705069
>It's real

get these nigger bot threads off my board

programa de citas masculinas gay

>>212705144
he's haley gang

>>212705155
Based

Why are you retards talking about eachother and some stupid rip-off? The content you're obsessed with is live on fishtank.live right now.

I miss her already

>>212705184
tf mexican tj doing

>>212705077
i think kato is not as much of a default lib now, so i think she wouldve been better on BG2.

>>212705218
Fuck off jet

>>212705254
bots and shills literally can't meme

Holy shit these threads are still up? The show was a rugpull and now you're watching a bunch of Mexicans who don't even speak English? It's so over I can't even describe it. This is the worst place in the universe

There was a time not to long ago where ftl could entertain me throughout my whole lunchbreak. Even on bant before s4. Now im all caught up in 10 minutes and bored.
Fishtank status is GRIM

>>212705282
truuuu

/ftl/ is so moog13d rn

>>212705282
>This is the worst place in the universe
We are braver than the troops

>>212705206
bex looks kinda like riley reid if she just had her wisdom teeth removed

#JoopTroops

Now that the shows over for good all we can do is post old memes and ftl girls, we are truly in the grimmest of times

>>212705338
she's very pretty

>>212705282
It's only begun. Mexican Fishtank will have the it factor the true catalyst for Fishtank as a brand to take off. Before you know it American Jet will have to give credit to the Mexicans for making Fishtank go global

For me? It's Claire!

>>212704807
She's sex

>>212705356
i have hope for conGREGated

>>212705316
>tourist shill hands typed this post and 200 others itt

>>212705363
>he deleted it
jet it up

>>212704758
Her porcine frame gave her an unfair advantage on that and rape escape

>>212705356
All i want is ellie tummy pics. Oiled with nice lighting with a hint of panty peaking out of her shorts. Then i can rest easy

We should go back to bant. Better yet, we should leave and talk to our friends. Better still, switch off the computer and meet them outside. We're spinning our wheels here.

>>212705291
there is just nothing to discuss.

>>212705363
How much you want to bet jet blocked this guy as soon as he read that last comment

>>212705282
>now you're watching a bunch of Mexicans
lol

>today would be day 32
which fish do you think would still be there?

>>212705230
gay dating

>>212705422
Yeah thats why fishtank status is grim. Fucking namefags are making more content than anyone from the show

>>212705461
>silly lol RANDUMB dancing is my personality!
cringe

>>212705476
hear that claire? you've been mo0gled

Claudia Uchiha

>>212705480
new

>>212705452
Ellie drench freddy seth with an elimination rigged to get seth out soon

>>212705500
that's not a word and you are a pedophile

>>212705499
i'm more leland palmer than you'll ever be

>>212705452
>Direnc, Aryeh, Seth, Daniel
Ellie at the end of the bunker and Freddy because he did some retarded shit drunk in the s2 house

>>212702752
its funny how she says stuff like this without realizing she literally is the normie zoomer chudding out.

>>212705520
i'm not klaus i'm just a KAW enjoyer who acknowledges he's a handsome chad

>>212705227
monkey girl <3

>>212705520
>>212705586
also klaus isn't not a pedophile

>>212705627
that's kawfax

>>212705520
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>>212705627
i mean he isn't a pedophile. i'm trying to say that he isn't a pedophile. do you follow?

anywhoozers

>>212703599
see this pic, go to Vietnam or Korea or even Australia and you will find millions of girls who look just like this and even better.

>>212705461
henry would be good for el estanque

bill ottman

>>212705688
truuuu he was from peru!

Thoughts on tarot card reading? Maria is really into it.

>>212705597
first good panel

>>212705687
Not american, not a fishtank fan, not internet chungus goy babyfag

>>212705727
Mexican Sam confirmed to be fucking her yet?

>>212705654
I'm confused now

Aura farmer

>>212705760
she's into Scott

>>212705794
suffering from success

oh there's a new thread

>>212704381
I should send her some LEGOs

>>212705813
ugh thats badass

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