Thread 212708201

how awkward is this to watch with one's mother in terms of sex scenes? also, Rome thread

>>212708201 (OP)
And what of Good Solonius?>>212708201 (OP)

it's perfect for mothers and sons

BRAAAAAAAAP

>>212708201 (OP)
Perfect. Is your sister hot? If so watch it with your sister.

>>212709604
comfy af
>you will never shit together with your bros

>>212709604
>you will never share the poop stick with your closest mates

>>212709604
How come the Romans had designated shitting rooms with running water 2500 years ago but some people today just shit on the street? I don't get it .

>>212710522
It makes more sense when you don't think of them as "people"

>>212709604
>This room smells of Thrace. I shall shit to complete the aroma!

>>212710640
that's the opposite of "making sense"

Where the fuck is my reboot HBO? I don't give a fuck about your GOT spinoffs

>>212710522
what Rome did was not "the normal" for everyone back then. It was a MASSIVE engineering feat and wonder of the world. Other countries didn't get it until a long time later. It also relied on Rome having tons of resources/manpower and not being colonized and enslaved for some other country's purposes.

>>212710997
Wait, you actually want a Rome reboot? Do you know how many blacks and other minorities they'd stuff into it? And queers? And how shit the writing, costumes and sets would be? Are you fucking touched in the head?

>>212711081
You're not wrong honestly. Such a shame

>>212710522
They killed/enslaved everyone who acted like a jeet or a nigger. They didn't have time for bullshit. Pretty based

>>212711107
God I almost forgot all the girlbossing that would be in it, and naturally no nudity and shitty fight scenes. Battles exclude again because muh cost. And it would take forever to come out because apparently making a show in a year is a forgotten art now.

>>212708201 (OP)
As someone who watched this with his family when it came out, very awkward. But the awkward was greatly outmatched by the phenomenal tits n ass and absolute kino.

>>212710997
Maybe you shall get it when House of Ashur reignites interest

>>212711467
God I fucking hope not, my only solace is that they will see the cost of the original and not do it for those reasons. That is the only thing that will stop them from digging up the pristine corpse of this show and defiling it with the reboot treatment

>>212711764
I don't want a reboot of "Rome". I just want more Roman stories in general. There's enough history they could do other time periods and locations

>>212708201 (OP)
Less awkward if you both wear clothes.

>>212708201 (OP)
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>>212711879
You can tell commie kikes run Hollywood because there's huge appetite for Rome content and they won't touch it, except to shit on it.

Nowhere near as awkward as watching Boardwalk Empire with your mom. I specifically recommended the show to her and we watched S2 as it aired. Wanted to kill myself from embarrassment

>>212708201 (OP)
Rome is an untapped vessel of kino that no one’s really dug into since the 50s and 60s, outside of this show. I want a Crisis of the Third Century series now.

Is it true season 2 sucks? Not sure if I should watch it.

one should never watch anything containing jewish filth with one's mother
just watch something else
without jewish filth
something good

>>212712184
It sucks compared to the first series, but it's still very good.

>>212709604
>"ancient public toilets are heckin weird"
>welcomes and eats food prepared by migrants who shit public streets, eat sludge by hand have a dedicated arse wiping hand in current year
Romans were way ahead of their time in terms of hygiene and societal structure.

Even HBO's Rome is an insult to history, the show does an awful job of establishing the setting, only doing so to make it look as bad as possible. Such a waste

>>212712157
>"I wonder what anon meant by making me watch that young man defile his mother, what a strange boy"

>>212711879
The chances of a show about a period in white history being good in this era is next to zero. The only people who get a pass to do things correctly are non white, like Shogun. He was allowed to be staunch about accuracy bc he's not white, there is no way that a historically accurate show about Roman times would be created without being fucked to hell and back by executives trying meet quotas.

>>212708738
I have no memory of this character

>>212713017
>meet quotas
Fuck off chud, the BBC told me that there was a Nigerian Legion stationed on Hadrian's Wall.

>>212712131
They're still pissed after 2,000 years because Rome knew how to handle them.

>>212710997
What's the point without Stevenson?

>>212712131
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>>212708201 (OP)
>1 and 1 really rushed season
It's not fucking fair.

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>>212713868
All mockery of Jews and their one god shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

>>212709604
we piss next to each other, why not shit?

Not gonna watch the show but am interested in seeing how a specific scene plays out, could someone please help me find the following scene on youtube:

After Octavian is named Caesar's heir, he tries to tell her about his plan to gain power and save the Republic, only to have her laugh in his face.