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>thread wasn't even saging nor near pg 10

we all love trek but don't waste part of a thread. wait til its dying on page 7

>>212708961 (OP)
Searching kirk vs picard can really dig up some rage bait

>>212709061
Based apu using a dermal regenerator on Spot

>>212708665
>That too. And the insistence on total serialization. Entire seasons of STD and SPIC are that "ten episode movie" format that does not lend itself well to rewatches. Only SNW is episodic in the traditional sense but it's very twee and shitty remakes of existing stories
It's fine to have an overarching plot, but the majority of the shows should be episodic. They wanted to make a prestige show, which trek is too fantastical for anyway. They ended up making a prestige show for no one. Serious TV fans aren't going to flock to nutrek and the majority of the shows are just browbeating trekkies for believing in progress. Fucking picard was made for people who obsess over tng and wanted all the characters to be miserable in their own age, or put another way, it was a show for people who don't exist

If you can't admit Kirk is the best captain you are simply not being real and true to your own heart

By every metric, even sex, Janeway is the best captain.

>>212709145
It should be
1. Captain Archer
2. Captain Archer
3. Every other captain

>>212709300
You would have died alone on some distant alien planet wondering why your red shirt was oozing away from you.

>>212709431
Actually a lot of red shirts died due to their own stupidity and carelessness and not because of Kirk's orders

>>212709431
Both Picard and Sisko have deliberately murdered their officers

>>212709411
It should be
>Captain from show I watched before the other ones
>Other shows captains
>Captain of the show I know the anon who insulted me last thread likes

1. Picard
2. Other
3. DSN

>>212709431
Forcibly relocating someone to a small room against their will is immoral. Therefore by Picard's gay logic locking a known child murderer away in Prison is as reprehensible as smashing a kids head in with a sledgehammer and the child murderer should just be allowed to get away with it

>>212709467
Wesley sure brings that side of us out

>>212709293
The majority of people who actually liked this were those who already had a hateboner for TNG and its "unrealistic" ideals

>>212709543
>>212709486
>>212709431
Nice to see all the anons jumping on the thread theme
I can

remember when lore and data are fighting and then wesley beams lore into space but they dont make sure lore is dead?
that was stupid

>>212709300
if i were on one of the ships, i'd prefer kirk or archer. when archer decided to go into the expanse he gave crew members the chance to step off. picard on the other hand took every opportunity he could to put his ship with entire families aboard right in the crosshairs of enemies

>>212709614
i like to think about it like this. fewer than 250k people saw it at all.

>>212709670
>took every opportunity he could to put his ship with entire families aboard right in the crosshairs of enemies
yeah good point Archer didn't ever do that at all

>>212709614
>>212709293
I have a lot of screenshots from that boomer forum TrekBBS where they say
>I loved that admiral lady telling Picard he had sheer FUCKING hubris! It's about time he got knocked down a peg! I love my shows when they get all meta and self aware.
They all call themselves liberal yet many of them hate Jean-Luc for being what they consider an idealist.

>>212709614
I'd say the majority of people who liked it are about half the people who made it and that isn't disagreeing with your point at all
>>212709692
Really? That's fucking grim

>>212709665
Yulaw>Lore

>>212709771
Please dump them, this is a pain stick thread

>>212709841
I won't argue with that

>>212709494
This anon is objectively correct

archer had a lot of deaths but he also slowed down to talk about it more than anyone else
kirks men knew what they signed up for
picard killed hundreds because he was too impatient to seprate the ship
sisko is amoral human trash
janeway picked up new crew members so you wouldnt notice your friends all died
final ranking
kirk
archer
janeway
TOS Pike
picard
jellico
sulu
benteen
white april
decker2
decker
sisko

>>212709864
>AGGHHHHHHHHH
Who has the best pain voice in Star Trek?

I gotta go with Odo

>>212709804
i made that number up but when they put season 1 of lower drecks on youtube for free it only got 50k views so i think im in the ballpark. no one is watching this trash

>>212709726
in silent enemy he was ready to turn the ship around after realizing they needed the phase cannons because not every species was going to be nice. no captains are consistent in writing if you look enough. but of the choices, yes kirk and archer over the others. whose ship would you have liked to be on?

I'm an incel, which captain would give me the best advice for getting a gf?

>>212709919
Archer kept trying to kill himself because he was too scared to order anyone to their death. Literally the responsibility of the captain and he was too much of a pussy and shirked it. He endangered the mission to save his own fucking feelings. I actually hate Archer.

>>212709996
Kirk obviously. He's the most relatable captain, the guy who would find it easiest to talk to the common man and give frank advice. After that, Sisko. Picard would just look at you like you were out of line unless you were one of his like 2 true friends in the world. Janeway would be too busy destroying technology that could get Voyager home to reply.

Janeway’s crew had the highest survival rate and she was the most personable.

>>212710006
ent isnt like the other series. the mission is more important than the captain. its earths first real attempt at interstellar exploration. better to come back without the captain than to be lost with all hands

>>212709984
I think I'd be fine with anyone except Archer desu. i just can't get the episode Proving Grounds out of my head I think I would have had a nervous breakdown if I saw my captain bend over and get fucked so hard by aliens who weren't even trying

>>212710063
in ENT there's an episode where you see what happens to the mission with Archer incapacitated and it fails. the mission fails. and even after that he still keeps pulling his crew out of the chair so he can do suicide runs himself.

>>212709961
Nog when his leg blows off

>>212710028
only if you dont count the first episode where half her crew dies
sisko has the fewest deaths but mostly because they dont go anywhere. i think there are only 2 or 3 episodes where they do a traditonal away mission and bring someone who isnt a main character or impervious guest

>>212709982
>lower drecks
I call it trek & morty

>>212710146
Kek, that's a great girlish scream.

Simply need TNG on Blu-Ray & I will have the main 5 on disc & will no longer need to suck the streaming cock to get my fix.

Love they kept the original effects on TOS discs.

>>212710226
I have TNG S1 on DVD, its the weakest season but came with a cool poster

>>212710023
>After that, Sisko.
Sisko was the only one who canonically gave his son relationship advice

>>212710151
Picard lost an entire ship
Sisko also lost one

>>212710260
Yeah and Jake grew up a little bitch nigga, Nog became a captain

>>212710260
Sisko is a worse father than Worf

>>212709961
I'm gonna nominate, not Nimoy

>>212710293
nog didnt make captain. old jake killed himself, jadiza, and took nogs leg, to bring sisko back. nog just wasted away on ds9

>>212710352
Lots of contenders in a worst parent in /trek/ discussion

>>212710402
Ah shit is STO memory beta?

>>212710255
I had 2 & 4 and it made me a Pulaski truther.

>>212709781
>What fag doesn’t like who mourns for Adonis?
Persians?

>>212710447
kirk stayed away because thats what carol wanted. david turned out fine

>>212710645
>kirk stayed away because thats what carol wanted. david turned out fine
David turned out dead because he never had a father around to teach him how to fight

>>212710751
he did a pretty good job against the klingon all things considered

>>212710352
That is objectively false.

>>212710823
He pushed the klingon away from saavik then got stabbed immediately

Star Trek III is the worst TOS movie. You reject me because you reject the truth.

>>212710255
i have a big framed picture of a galaxy msd like picrel that my uncle gave me, used to hang in his office. its in storage now though. i also got us shirts made that have the pic of picard with a guitar that says 'darmok & jalad, at tanagra, sept 1994' as like a band shirt. only trek memorabilia i've ever bothered with even though i'd like one of quark's mugs (with the music intact)

>>212711016
I've been saying this for years anon, so I embrace you, as a brother.

>>212711100
holy based

>>212711016
It's very boring, Kirk simply going "goodbye David" when compared to his reaction to Spock's death is crazy. They fucking blew up THE ENTERPRISE then continued the series with a knockoff for 2 movies.

TOS movies ranked: VI>II=TMP>IV>V>III. I only have Voyage Home over Final Frontier because the cornball tropes such as the Planet of Galactic Peace knocking off Star Wars sucked so much & you at least have some fun in Voyage Home.

>>212711016
It's definitely not great but I'm not a big fan of the god one either

>>212710954
thats not true. theres a 10 second struggle.

>>212711087
this pic. if you ever know a trekkie and need a bday gift, get this printed for $15

>>212711188
Why does god need a starship?

>>212711297
2 hours of shit for 10 seconds of kino

>>212711271
>IT WASNT IMMEDIATE IT WAS TEN SECONDS LATER
Even if that distinction matter david displayed fatherless fighting behavior unbecoming of a man with kirk blood. Failure to launch

>>212710564
Deck Car

>>212711188
At least V has stuff like >>212711297 and Kirk climbing a mountain (why is he climbing a mountain?) along with some kino frames. III looks like a television episode and is pure goofball shit. Christopher Lloyd plays the worst Klingon I've ever seen. What the fuck was that. And Kirk's son's death was just a weak attempt to create some sort of drama. It's so stupid.

>>212711389
I thought you were talking David's death in 3

>>212711186
David's death has more impact in TUC

weyoun best boy

>>212712013
>even that prettyboy vorta is remembered fondly
all the ds9 bad guys were pretty great

>>212712285
>all the ds9 bad guys were pretty great
they all understood the assignments and made the characters come alive what more could you ask for? the bad guys make the show.

I don't see what's so interesting about characters like Damar and Weyoun.

>>212712508
That's because you're retarded.

>>212711498
>Let them die. I'll never forgive them for the death of my boy.
Jesus buddy

>>212712285
>that prettyboy vorta
I was really happy to see his actor on Enterprise. he was a Suliban and an Andorian

Too many bad dad's in star trek to decide. Picrel was the worst grandpa though

>>212712868
one of ent's saving graces was the guest cast, and that isn't new to the franchise then either though. trek in general, i used to love watching who the char of the week was. you knew immediately when its a love interest they were going to kill them

>>212711665
>>212712812
>I gotta represent this guy,
Khaless Qo'nos

>>212713058
Counterpoint

>>212713136
i remember seeing this and the twist got me too. robin hood turned out to be a cool dude that day. still stands that any time a main cast member falls in love, the love gets killed/torn away in some fashion by the end of the ep. half of all harry kim and 90% of jadzia eps.

>>212713082
Wasn't Odo a Starfleet nerd giving a flipchart presentation

>>212713230
They should have brought back Okana just to kill him. The line where troi say "im sensing irreverance, no hostility. He's a rougue" would be the cringiest thing in all of TNG if not for picrel being from the same episode

>>212713335
Yeah and I think he was one of the assassin's as well

>>212709771
>tries to help refugees from a disaster
>is accused of hubris
How is this something any self respecting person with morals can support
The message of star trek is that we help each other in times of need
what the fuck snake leaf did these people smoke

>>212713136
He was one of the runner ups to play Riker you know, but they thought he was “too soft” compared to Frakes

>>212713543
It was nice of the producers to just frontload all that charactsr/federation assassinating shit so I didn't have to keep watching

>>212709494
Okay
So in that case
>5th Doctor
>3rd, 4th, 7th
>6th

>>212713580
They were right

>>212713614
Absolutely

>>212713463
I want that prop

>>212713006
This should have been Noonien Soongh or at least Mannheim's son.

>>212713463
Some of the anachronisms in the Nick Meyer movies are dumb. We get it, you love submarine movies.

>>212713830
Kinda makes sense, you might not want your plans for the downfall of your greatest enemy digital. But then again how did you print it?

blowing up romulus was pretty dumb but pretending the romulan star empire couldnt handle its own refugees is absolutely retarded.

>>212713382
i wish they brought that hologram back. him trying to teach data how to be funny and data taking only a few points and ending up with a cigar in his mouth and moving his hands back and forth is peak humor and 100000000% apt to whats going on in ai right now

>>212713963
100%, but them reaching out to the federation for help and being turned down is even dumber. But then having android illegal because of android terrorism is also really dumb. But then having androids do a space terrorism because romulan witches saw a robotic eldritch monster in the future was really really dumb. But then turning picard into an android because of the space witches, the android terrorism and the space octopus was really really really dumb.

>>212714150
You could just tell it was all written by people who never watched Star Trek, or if they did, they hated it

>>212714056
>computer thinks Joe Piscopo is one of histories greatest 20th century comics
Too unrealistic

>>212714253
>star trek? That nerd show for incels where whitey always saves the day? Yeah we're not doing that sisters
I'd assume black women but i know it was kurtzmen

>>212711286
I own this exact shirt and it is up there with the two greatest memes I have ever seen.

>>212714376
in the one writers room pic there was a fat black woman who i assume was responsible for writing raffi

>>212714056
Why did they speed up the Greek joke?

>>212714507
Of course there was lol

>>212714562
wasnt that when data was learning the humor so he sped it up cause its data, he learns faster? been a while since i saw that ep

>>212710564
You mean Iranians?

>>212714620
Yes
>>212714562
I assumed they heard him doing that joke and said "we can't show that"

>>212714150
Don’t forget, an android in a decrepit old body for … continuity?

>>212714150
picard literally has a 300 year old GF waiting for him on an immortality planet and we're supposed to believe he chose to fuck around with starfleet politics until he could he uploaded into an android

>>212714780
>>212714862
You know if mad magazine still existed they could lampoon Picard by just writing an earnest well written plot true to the characters

>>212715002
I miss Mad

>>212709293
> Fucking picard was made for people who obsess over tng and wanted all the characters to be miserable in their own age, or put another way, it was a show for people who don't exist
There’s an ongoing crusade to take beloved 80’s icons like Luke Skywalker, Indiana Jones, and Jean-Luc Picard, and make them miserable old men. It’s all a deliberate movement to kill white male heroes and have a diverse cadre of women and minorities rise from their ashes.

>>212715307
>pointy vulcan tits
its fun to laugh

>people shitting on The Search For Spock
It's better than VI, V and I
Spock was his close friend that Kirk knew and worked beside for years, he barely knew David so of course Spock's death is more impactful. He literally met David the day before.

TMP is a boring slog of a movie with nothing but style over substance
VI is the single most overrated shit in all of Trek, it's very similar to All Good Things in that it is utterly mediocre and plot hole ridden but it gets a pass by virtue of signing off the main cast without shitting the bed.
V at least has TWO memorable scenes (share your pain, why does God need a starship) which makes it a better film than VI, which has only one memorable scene.

The holy trinity of Star Trek kino is II, III and IV

>>212715397
It is. It was a simpler time

remember when Spock was horny for that cloudian girl on that one apartheid planet and he was meditating like
>damn she's so cute I hope she doesn't actually believe in this race realism and segregation shit
and then they almost fucked but he realized she was into the slavery thing and lost his boner and gave her a lecture

>>212715500
I miss earnestness
>>212715575
Logical

>>212715453
What a pleb opinion

>>212713382
>>212714056
Outrageous Okana is so proud of its cringe that I’ve gone from hating to loving it. It’s like a time capsule of cheesy 80’s sitcoms. Seriously. If someone younger than me asked what TV was like in the 80’s. I’d show them this episode before anything else.

>>212715751
Yeah I watched it last night and I still cringe at it. Though I was laughing my ass off at data acting retarded aka doing a Jerry Lewis impression

>>212715307
Me too. I never thought it would end

>>212711414
I think the anon gushing over STIII must have had a crush on david

>>212710874
Based Alexander posting

>>212716097
david was FAGGOT who died from AIDS

>>212715453
>a better film than VI, which has only one memorable scene
Are you high?
Its got the whole dinner scene
Kirk fucking with Valeris when they're leaving space dock
The top tier bants from Imam "must have been a life long ambition!" when she transforms into kirk and he complains about kissing her.
Chang reciting Shakespeare
The whole courtroom scene
Second star to the right... and straight on 'till morning!
FLY HER APART THEN!
Chekov's being a smug dipshit when he thinks he's figured out who's gravity boots they have.
VI is a fantastic movie all around that closes out the classic TOS era of movies by making peace with the klingons and giving our cast their chance to literally ride off into the sunset.

>>212715002
It’s weird they drew morn on the cover, especially with it being done while season one was on the air

>>212716287
I thought it was the d'k tahg

>>212716292
Super based anon.
Super based

>>212716320
I'm pretty sure the guys at mad got advanced screenings of movies since the parodies were free publicity and I'd bet more than a couple.mad staffers were trekkies

>>212716320
He was the re-occurring ayy lmao extra.
I remember morn specifically being singled out in the pre-release hype train for DS9.
I suspect because it didn't really require a lot of makeup, you just put on the morn helmet, and the puffy vest made out of the upholstery from your dad's car.

>>212716328
>has two little retractable blades for extra stabbing
Love it

>>212714862
he only had so much leave

>>212716097
Not either of those two but I genuinely rate search for spock a lot higher than most.
The opening act where they're all back on earth, and you get to see the hilarious future-wear of the 1970's, and sulu's swag-as-fuck leather cape/jacket thing.
I'd say its a really solid movie up until Kirk saves the day by punching Doc. Br'awn off a cliff, always felt like a cheap lazy ending.
I also like the larger arc between Khan, Spock, and the one with the whales. All the movies are satisfying and self contained, but they do have a larger plot they're moving forward with some top tier growth for characters who came from a tv series where they never got to have any growth because of the episodic nature.

>>212716568
>I’m resigning to go fuck my girlfriend
>aight

>>212716604
All the TOS Movies are good. Some are gooder than others. 6 is my favorite, but all TOS movies are light years ahead of the TNG movies.

TSFS has some kino moments but overall it's the weakest of the trilogy. Immediately writing off the "next generation" that TWOK had set up was cheap too.

>>212712585
Every Damar scene is just him getting drunk and weakly protesting. One dimensional. Weyoun has more going on but even then it's never anything beyond his evil guy plotting. Also you posted Jadzia one of the shittiest characters of all time.

>>212716651
>Ben... did I ever tell you about the time I conspired with the klingons to maintain our eternal cold war for human supremacy and was sentenced to a hundred years in suspended animation for my crimes of treason to the federation where I was supplied a false identity and relocared to new orleans?

>>212716846
I don't know pops but I sure love war crimes ... I mean gumbo

>>212715632
>I miss earnestness
We lost earnestness and sincerity somewhere in the 2000's where everything had to be X-TREME and full of 'TUDE. I still get surprised whenever I see two characters express affection or appreciation for each other, without being undercut by a self aware joke.

>>212716841
I don't care. (You) are retarded.

>>212715453
I’m interested in what you think the one memorable scene in VI is. Because Spock’s force mind meld with Varis is one of my favorite scenes in all of trek and the conversation he has with Kirk right after about getting old is perfect

>>212716894
I miss shows that don't insult their audience too.

>>212716903
holy based

>>212716841
>Every Damar scene is just him getting drunk and weakly protesting.
Up until the last season and he gets a little more to do as he leads the cardassian resistance against the dominion.
Its also nice to have a cardassian who isn't Dukat or Garak.

>>212716465
ok i'll stop

>>212716952
There was Gul "Unfortunately, he commited suicide" Evek.

Damar is memorable and font of charisma even in scenes that aren't "Damar scenes." He's always reacting to stuff going on in character, Casey Biggs is just a great actor

>>212716903
Seething retard.

>>212716894
>2000's where everything had to be X-TREME and full of 'TUDE
That was the 90's.
the 2000's were the post 9/11 grimdark era.
That being said, someone who was 18 in 2001, enterprise genuinely helped me kind of cope and detach from reality for an hour of something familiar and comfy and hopeful.
Shame it crept in with the xindi arc being 9/11 in space as the inciting incident, but it still managed to tell some solid trek, and I think the xindi arc was a better season of voyager than voyager ever managed. It was a season long year of hell.

>>212716944
If they made Hollow Pursuits today, it would just be that Sonic Prime episode where they meet Chris Chan.
No seriously. There's a Sonic cartoon where they meet a Sonic superfan whose just a hodgepodge of Chris Chan's antics

>>212717030
>t. seething retard

>doesn't even have any damar or weyoun images to post
Ironic

>>212717075
Yeah I was a senior in HS, it was like someone flipped the hopeful futurism switch to the dysatopian forever war. The decade between the fall of the Soviet union and 9/11 was probably the most idealistic in human history

>>212716929
>I’m interested in what you think the one memorable scene in VI is
You mentioned it, the Vulcan rape scene.
Also David Bowies wife is one of the worst "actresses" to ever appear in a Trek film outside of Kirsty Alley

>>212717626
Anon

>>212718517
Another VOY hood classic

>>212718094
>angry black woman lectures Picard
Le if this was released today you'd call it le woke

Voyager is gangster, like Al Capone

>>212718544
>>212718517
Based

>>212718830
That is kind of a drunk uncle at the beach outfit isn't it

>>212718909
Riker would be a great drunk uncle

Alcohol isn't cool

>>212719073
Red wine drinker?

>>212719338
>can't even fathom not being an alchie

if Garak had killed Quark, would anyone have actually cared?

>>212719386
No. Nobody cares

>>212719379
I don't drink but maybe twice a year anon.

>>212719386
On the ship, Maybe nog. In the viewership, yeah everyone

>>212719478
The virgin roll

you niggers can never just have fun

>>212719433
You're a big SCI(ence officer)

>>212719516
purity intact

>>212719592
I hadn't really thought about it before but is Archer as really much of a virgin as Geordi? Aside from T'pol tension was there ever a romantic interest?

>>212719770
he fucked the captain of the NX02 on a mountaintop

>>212719770
He bangs the Latina captain, Hernandez

>>212719821
>>212719796
right, okay i forgot her and the nx02 entirely. she had a chef or something.

>>212716846
>oh and your mom is also a wormhole alien who harvested my seed then dipped. More gumbo?

Archer curing his PTSD with Latina pussy is one of the greatest moments in Star Trek. Bravo Berman.

>>212720085
it was mid at absolute best

>>212711087
Starbased

>>212720205
Virgin

>>212720250
so what if I am?

>>212720303
>me own son, a fookin’ casualty of academy hijinx

This is how i am: gay.

>>212720430
Anything else you’d like to share? I’m listening

ok so Trip is from Panama City, which is panhandle. anon was right

>>212719770
He was also going to bang that chick on risa before she realized she was a telosian.
Also that episode where they detect something weird on a pre industrial society and he hooks up with the cute local.
I'm fine with captains being too busy for love though.

>>212720621
gotta watch out for them risan "girls"

>>212720650
Still would

What is Romulan Christmas like?

>>212720969
theyre big into poultry

I like how BoP look with the wings up

>>212720969
Probably bird themed, and sneaky in some way. All we know for sure is that Romulan vulva should have a green tint rather than pink, since they have green blood, so like Poison Ivy but with gorilla grip strength.

>>212720303
It's so nice that they cast a typical hardass character actor to be the grieving father. You're just waiting for him to flip the whole episode. I also love the moment when Beverly is just helicopter momming wesley saying he's a good boy who dindu. Best wesley episode

>>212720969
its festivus year round

Frank New-York

>>212719073
it is if you keep the vodka bottle in the freezer

i am pleased to report pluto has abandoned its sign in requirement to watch star trek. hopefully this is the last we hear of this matter.

>>212721547
mang i am like 10 levels of tinfoil beyond sign in problems but good for you

>>212721547
Im a hard-drive guy but good for you anon

>>212720969
The children solve mazes to earn presents. An uncle gets drunk on kali-fal and rants that Vreenak was killed by the Klingons. The family sings citizenship carrols and vows to retake the homeworld. Everyone eats osol twists. Very comfy.

>Earth Embassy on Vulcan blows up
let me guess, I'm pretty good at predicting this show: Vulcan terrorists did it. probably with the blessing of Soval himself

>>212709300
If you can't admit picard is better than kirk than you probably watched TOS before TNG

>>212721827
I watched TNG twice, then DS9, then TOS. i thought no one could ever top Picard until I met Kirk

>>212721827
I watched TOS after TNG and I also believe Kirk > Picard

>>212721827
Picard is a little man

>>212721923
>>212721869
I watched TNG before TOS so picard is best captain. Sorry to dress you down anons, but these are indisputable facts

>>212721991
It's okay. I like Picard too but it's quite literally a case of the chad vs. the virgin meme.

>>212721801
keep going, faith of the heart buddy

>>212721682
this. i downloaded every last trek thing a long time ago, then buy the ones i like on dvd to support the franchise... so all of tos, tng, ent, and ld

>>212722051
they're slandering T'Pau now, another based Vulcan that made me like them in the firsf place. this show is so mean.

>>212722131
everyone in the universe is mean and its archer's job to make them nice again

>>212721801
>let me guess, I'm pretty good at predicting this show: Vulcan terrorists did it. probably with the blessing of Soval himself

>>212722140
Add
>plus titties
and a better summary of ENT I have never heard.

>>212722140
>>212722235
Unless it's Archer's own crew in which case
>HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID, TRIP, YOU IGNORANT RETARDED SOUTHERN DUMBFUCK?!
>You tried to teach a slave how to read? What are you, a fucking dictator now Adolf Tripler?!
I thought he came on a little strong

>>212722285
i think he fails so hard at being mean himself that it turns back around

>>212722285
>Adolf Tripler

Dukat is awesome

>>212721923
I could be friends with Kirk but would serve under and respect Picard

Picard bullied a girl into killing herself

>>212722687
picard kills bajorans.

>>212722707
Better than what the spoons did to her

>>212722595
he is until they turn him into cartoon space hitler
I was watching the episode where Dukat and his stolen bird of prey drop off sisko and the crew to infiltrate the meeting, and I had an image of a series where dukat wrangles the cardassian government into shape, and instead of switching sides for no good reason, you had a redemption arc where cardassia is fighting against the dominion and trying to rebuild from the klingons kicking their shit in, but being too proud to stay in the back and he learns to be a real leader and diplomat and becomes a hero that helps cardassia to reform in the wake of the war, sort of like damar's final turn, but built up over a couple seasons.

>lightning sandstorm
was a normal sandstorm not alien enough or something?

>>212722813
The entire Damar angle should have been Dukat.

>>212722815
Lightning sandstorms happen irl bub

>>212722813
sounds gay and terrible.

In a lot of ways, Lower Decks is Star Trek's The Clone Wars, but with multiple Ahsokas.

>>212722707
Ensign Sito? More like Ensign Sexo. How can Ro Larenfags even compete

>>212722844
it couldn't have been Dukat because he didn't actually care about Cardassia. Damar unironically did.

>>212722890
Laren could, in theory, hold her down and do anything she wanted to her.

>>212722913
Yeah I guess that’s hotter but not because of Ro, just because of the circumstance

>>212722909
>because he didn't actually care about Cardassia
He clearly did, up until they started writing him the other way, he at one point sacrificed everything he had in life to fight for Cardassia, that "yeah Damar, what kind of people give those orders" scene would have been so much better if it was Dukat

>>212722959
>He clearly did
no he didn't. he cared about Dukat. Damar should have been the one to realize this and put him down. Dukat should have been in place of the Rusot character. the guy holding on to the past who just doesn't GET IT and has to be taken out.

>>212722886
Genndy Tartakovsky > Rick and Morty

>cardassians think being a nasty hostile thundercunt is flirting
>find a planet where the women are all nasty hostile thundercunts
>decades of raping and pillaging
Do the spoonheads think everyone wants to fuck them constantly?
I wonder if anyone ever sat one down and explained it and if they were like "OH SHIT! I feel like a real asshole now!"

>>212723075
they would feel that they should have wanted to fuck them instead of their dumb lesser being opinions.

>>212722886
>but with multiple Ahsokas.
sexy smug bratty jailbait in a miniskirt and tubetop?
someone should have told me this sooner

and she was a good officer

Lmao Dukat became a cult leader to fuck bajorans

>>212722333
The dubsminion strikes again

>>212723107
There are none, youre replying to a spammer

>>212722886
Lower Decks is Trek Scrubs. Prodigy is Ahsoka. Please don't let this summon Ma'jelfag, that shit is weird.

>>212723355
I hate that episode let's forget it please

For the Maquis

As transporter chief, O'Brien would have had a really good grasp on the transporter accident in Rascals, and potentially could have had Keiko undergo the procedure any number of times. He knows how to reverse it of course, so it isn't permanent.

>>212723486
We get it. You are a pedo.

>>212723355
Goals.

>>212723558
Hero

>>212723486
Miles is not that sort of man.
>>212723550
Technically it's h*b*.

>>212723486
>bunch of super smart future guys
>can’t figure out they just discovered the fountain of youth
This will always bother me

>>212723432
that was the one good pah wraith episode

>>212723627
I liked the evil Keiko episode more desu

>>212723593
Just imagine it has adverse repurcussions to their bodies if they stay in that state too long.

>>212723646
sorry i means specifically dukat's stupid revenge plan in season 7.

>>212723550
Actually, Keiko is in her mid 30s. Maybe even 40.

>>212723753
Nip nong ping pong
We arr rook same

What do Crusher, Worf, and Troi have in common?

One's a doc, ones a worf, and one's a marina.

>>212723822
Carlok!

>>212723822
Your mom is so fat, she outweighs the needs of the many.

Did actors like Patrick Stewart and Colm Meaney have any televised roles when they were kids?

>>212723822
Clever

>>212723355
>what if dukat was jim jones/david koresh?
Kind of a weird direction to take.

>>212722027
Picard drilled more holes in the galaxy than the klingons did on praxis

>>212723593
They already cured aging with pulaski in season two, when she catches the aging virus.
I just reconcile it as the notes get passed back to starfleet command, and some researcher on some starbase fucks around with it.
But really, the whole premise of star trek is that the cast are (mostly) just normal humans, they aren't supermen, or more highly evolved, its just what happens when you put people in a setting where almost all of your material needs are trivial to meet, and everyone is raised on an equal playing field where the sky's the limit.
That premise starts to get fucked with if you turn everyone into a BCI'd genetically enhanced cyborg ubermench.

>>212723959
imagine if the Jonestown residents threw their cups of kool-aid on Jim Jones while booing him while he was telling them to die

Hey what's Dukat's first name?

>>212722707
Why do you think I like him so much

>>212724041
Skrain

>>212723997
The red armbands and symbols were classic dukitler and based too

>>212724041
Adolf

>>212724041
sheev

>>212722890
>>212722913

>>212724041
Donald

>>212724041
Gul.

>>212723859
Vulcan sass! I like it!

>>212724107
Whoa. Where'd that come from? That's a bit much, even for something like Cracked magazine.

>Archer is the Chosen One Vulcan Jesus as well
bros....is this a joke? they're just jokin me right? this is fuckin fanfiction writing

>>212724766
FAITH. OF. THE. HEART.

And no one's gonna bend or break me

The Ferengi were a greater military power than Cardassia. A Marauder could go toe to toe with the Enterprise and be taken seriously. A Galor gets the jump on the Enterprise, and Riker just says "what is he doing?" like the Cardassian must be a total retard to even try it. Worf was practically laughing at them.

>>212724997
i have a feeling that ferengi tech varies from ship/group to group due to piracy and personal trades.

>Andorians are building the Xindi weapon
Please god someone point out how it's Archer's fault for being a total retard and letting them get it in the first place. Preferably Shran.

>>212724997
Isn't that the irony of Cardassians? They look down on Bajorans for not being at their tech level but in reality Cardassians are basically backwater compared to the rest of the quadrant.

>>212724766
Not really, he just gets vulcan jesus stuck in his head.

>>212725605
they literally call him CHOSEN in the show!!! I'm watching it right now!

>>212725620
don't worry about it

>>212725620
that brings up an unsettling possibility for archer's lineage

>a torture device that only works on Vulcans
kek. these little blue guys are based

>*bullies you*
What the fuck was his problem?

Made it to Year of Hell. Kurtwood Smith is great.

make new

>>212727379
Sure

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