>this was considered gauche to do on the first date in the 90's

>>212714630 (OP)
youre gauche

Still works. You have to be half chubbed up. Fully erect takes away the mystery, and limp is just sad looking.

>>212714630 (OP)
>degenerate zoomers play "show me yours and Ill show you mine" on the first date

>>212714953
How do zoomers react when they see a vagina and not a penis they were expecting?

>>212714630 (OP)
Wow so a Jewish show was pushing degeneracy whoah so unique

>>212714630 (OP)
People do this before their first date now

i haven't read the term gauche since an archie digest in the 90s

>>212714907
>limp is just sad looking
I WAS IN THE POOL!

>>212715045
Archie had gauche in their lexicon?

>>212714630 (OP)
In what scenario would this work? She was literally about to walk out without even a goodnight kiss, why would you believe you could parlay that into a handjob/fellatio

>>212714991
>pushing degeneracy
How is it pushing degeneracy when the guy was clearly depicted as a moron for doing that.

>>212715916
you obviously do not have a magnificent cock.

>>212715916
Who dares, wins.

>>212715916
If she was up for it, it would have been an alpha move and a huge turn on. I think the issue here was how unexpected it was

I've done this before and it worked.

>>212714630 (OP)
At least SOMETHING has improved since the 90s

>>212715916
have a big dick

also elaine shoulda def fucked her stalker
I know i woulda if i was her

>>212715998
what like, he just went right to sucking?

>>212715916
Women, by their nature, are very non-confrontational and agreeble. Show them your cock, they might feel like worse will happen if they don't comply and will go down on you.

>>212716440
This. Also, roll an extra dice if you are on a boat.

>>212714630 (OP)
1. what show?
2. can I see her boobies?

>>212714630 (OP)
Back in college in 2015 a girl I had only known a few weeks kept asking me to send her a pic of my dick. And it was a girl I knew in person. It wasn't some random internet person. After I had only knew her about a month before we even dated at all she shoved her hand down my pants and grabbed my butt.

>>212715884
Whiter times

>>212715916
It has to be beautifully circumcised like a statue

>>212714907
>be me
>whip out totally flaccid 1 inch grower
>she starts giggling
>grow to full mast
>”h-how did it get so big?”

Easy every time, boys.

>>212715916
>In what scenario would this work?
Good first date means she's willing to kiss you.
Good third date means she's willing to fuck you.

What else is there to do on a good second date?

>>212716637
>what show
friends

It looked like she was going for it (1:30) she's getting flirty going for a kiss and he gets overzealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSnuNCWG-8

>>212716440
I did pull my dick out in a first date and she put it away. But she didn't complain when I went down in her in a public park.

On the second date, I pulled it out in the car and gave her the "What are you, stupid?" look until she sucked it.

>>212716768
I kinda had this happen before. It was soft and girl grabbed it and said it was small but then it started growing in her hand and said said "oh my god its so hard"

>>212714907
Everyone knows what a half chub looks like.

I used to give myself a half chub before going in the shower in high school. I thought I was being slick until the end of the school year I found out I was known as the guy who gives himself a half chub before showering

>>212716880
I'm a girl and I can confirm it's really something to see this small appendage get bigger and harder in real time. No other body part does that lol

What if George had just taken it out?

>>212716899
Bullshit Terry. We called you faggot because you would get full mast hardons when you smelled a mixture or two or more axe body sprays.

>>212716440
>they might feel like worse will happen if they don't comply

>>212716739
>beautifully circumcised
Nothing beautiful about kike practices, and we're not trying to attract rabbi's

>>212716440
>how to get a rape charge 10 years later that you can't possibly defend

>>212716899
>Everyone knows what a half chub looks like.
No, all MEN know what a half chub looks like. What happened to you was because you were surrounded by men who all saw what you were doing. On the other hand, I've met women who had never seen a flaccid cock and thought they were the same length as erect. For how much women go on about men not knowing female biology, they're 100 times worse about male biology.

>>212714976
Idk, isnt it harder for FtM pooners to get laid than the ladyboys?

>>212716941
How does it feel when we make it dance?

>>212717095
Why do you want to know how dicks feel faggot? Stop talking to the tranny. Its tits or get the fuck out.

>>212717081
No, that's just what Reddit wants you to think. Aren't they going through a trannygate right now because the mtf abominations over there hate only one thing more than women and that's women who want to be men.

>>212717143
I want to know how a woman feels emotionally from seeing it because some squee with delight and some get kind of body-horrored by it based on my experience. It isn't about how the dick feels. You dummy.

But yeah I'm basically a simp for not asking for tits. Good call.

>>212714630 (OP)
left? why left?

>>212716857
She heard me put my zipper down and quickly told me to zip that back up lol
Still ate pussy though

>>212717261
>Still ate pussy though
Beta faggot.

>>212717216
Wanting to know how a woman emotionally feels is way gayer than being inqusitive about dicks... unless you are trying to daterape this allegeded dingbat. If that is your angle, game on sir.

>>212714907

My first year in college, an older girl came up to me at a party and started talking. Next thing I know, we're out walking outside. This was a more rural area so at one point, I had to pee and decided to just go in the woods. I was thinking she had to be interested because she wouldn't have talked to me otherwise but couldn't figure out how to get to the next step. Just as I finished peeing, I got the brilliant idea to run out of the woods holding my dick going "look what I found in the woods!" She just kind of rolled her eyes and told me to put it away in a kind of maternal tone. Then she had me walk her home.

>>212716899
But they did notice your member

>>212717430
Based women shutting down spergy attempts to hit on them

>>212717430
Wow

>>212717114
They could make a hyperral statue of elaine.

>>212714630 (OP)
>not realizing that the entire joke is that he's an unshorn goy

>>212715884
veronica would definitely use 'gauche'

>>212717114
>the way she stops and slowly looks at george
this fucking show gets me every damn time

>>212714630 (OP)
the way she tells the story to jerry the next day while she's cleaning her glasses is really funny
>he pulled it out.
>he pulled it out?!
>he pulled - *hah* *hah* - it out.

>>212717063
My wife thought each ball had their own sack.

why didnt he gape her instead

>>212718680
They do kinda, it's connected but I can flick you in your right nut or left it's not like one big ball.

>>212718680
that's why I love my trans gf. she already knew all the intricate details of the cock

>>212718834

>>212716440
>#MeToo Speed Run (Any Percent)

>>212714976
If they go out with a woman and get a vagina they're offended and demand their bitcoin back

>>212717114
I may be a prude because I find it somewhat shocking that was shown primetime.

How I Met Your Mother upped the ante with "naked guy" move.

>>212719264
It's the nipples.

>>212719264
you wouldn't believe that kids could look through the JC Penny catalog and see filthier things

>>212719325
Enquire magazine had cheesecake pinup randomly around the articles.

>>212714907
They don't want you hard! They want you medium!

>>212714630 (OP)
It works

>>212720091
Rorschach no!

>>212720091
That dog needs to be put down

>>212720091
I'm not locked in here with you.

>>212716637
>what show
jew town

>>212716951
>ew put it away you freak

>>212714907
fully erect will make more girls subconsciously think " wow he must find me so sexy which makes me feel sexy, this is a sign he has a high sex drive which indicates virility , I'm getting turned on"

one thing that will make a girl who considers you eligible more turned on and much more likely to do more with you sexually on that occasion is if while you're standing you pull her hips into you and make her feel your hard cock either pressing into her ass or your butt. (incase any spergs are reading, no I don't mean out of nowhere , I mean when there's either already good sexual tension or after you've kissed )

desu any time a woman or sexually active-minor agrees to be in a room alone with you on a date, either at your place or in your car or somewhere else secluded, it's a pretty safe bet to take your hard cock out and hold her hand then place it on your hard cock.
if you try this with a minor girl who's a complete virgin she might be very upset and tell people but even then it's not that high a risk.
Girls know not to be in a secluded space alone with a boy on a date unless they want to be sexually active with him.

>>212720091
What are you waiting for!?

>>212720553
kek

>>212715916
you shouldn't do it right before dropping her off and saying goodbye. You should do it while you're making out after you've kissed her for maximum success, or even if you haven't kissed her yet, if the date seems to be going well it's still got decent chance of working if you do it while you're both alone in the car somewhere secluded

>>212716440
this guy knows
>>212717039
>>212718890
dickless zoomzooms.

>>212716768
Fellow growbro reporting in
>1-2 inches when soft
>6.5 inches and thick when hard
>went on first date with a girl from Bumble
>we hit it off and had a good time bar hopping
>both got pretty drunk
>go back to my place to hook up
>had too much to drink and can't get it up
>we laugh off her fruitless attempts at getting my tiny soft dick hard and pass out
>wake up spooning her
>have a throbbing rock hard boner impaling her ass
>she wakes up and is shocked because she had never been with a grower before
>take her to Pound Town
>afterwards she said she planned on ghosting me for being too small to please her but now she wanted to be fuck buddies
>hooked up a few times a week for about a year

>The virgin pulling it out
>The Chad naked guy

>>212716899
This was after team practice? Because TV made it seem like we needed to shower after PE and that never happened at my schools. They gave you enough time to change and then the bell rang and you'd go to your next class. You couldn't shower even if you wanted to

>>212716440
Sometimes when i'm laying in bed with a woman i'll just whip it out without comment while we're talking. It's funny and kind of sweet to see them go from apprehension to curiosity to eventually stroking/sucking, again, without a word from me.

My question is, what did Jerry tell this dude about Elaine before setting up this date? He must have told him about the gape.

>>212717216
>>212717308
This lol. Autogynephilia is the first step toward trannyism and it manifests in shit like caring what a woman thinks about getting fucked