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Anonymous No.212714630 >>212714856 >>212714953 >>212714991 >>212715003 >>212715916 >>212716000 >>212716637 >>212716696 >>212717240 >>212718029 >>212718311 >>212720091
>this was considered gauche to do on the first date in the 90's
Anonymous No.212714856
>>212714630 (OP)
youre gauche
Anonymous No.212714907 >>212715495 >>212716768 >>212716899 >>212717430 >>212719482 >>212720819
Still works. You have to be half chubbed up. Fully erect takes away the mystery, and limp is just sad looking.
Anonymous No.212714953 >>212714976
>>212714630 (OP)
>degenerate zoomers play "show me yours and Ill show you mine" on the first date
Anonymous No.212714976 >>212717081 >>212718931
>>212714953
How do zoomers react when they see a vagina and not a penis they were expecting?
Anonymous No.212714991 >>212715930
>>212714630 (OP)
Wow so a Jewish show was pushing degeneracy whoah so unique
Anonymous No.212715003
>>212714630 (OP)
People do this before their first date now
Anonymous No.212715045 >>212715884
i haven't read the term gauche since an archie digest in the 90s
Anonymous No.212715495
>>212714907
>limp is just sad looking
I WAS IN THE POOL!
Anonymous No.212715884 >>212716720 >>212718088
>>212715045
Archie had gauche in their lexicon?
Anonymous No.212715916 >>212715942 >>212715967 >>212715970 >>212716013 >>212716440 >>212716739 >>212716778 >>212721005
>>212714630 (OP)
In what scenario would this work? She was literally about to walk out without even a goodnight kiss, why would you believe you could parlay that into a handjob/fellatio
Anonymous No.212715930
>>212714991
>pushing degeneracy
How is it pushing degeneracy when the guy was clearly depicted as a moron for doing that.
Anonymous No.212715942
>>212715916
you obviously do not have a magnificent cock.
Anonymous No.212715967
>>212715916
Who dares, wins.
Anonymous No.212715970
>>212715916
If she was up for it, it would have been an alpha move and a huge turn on. I think the issue here was how unexpected it was
Anonymous No.212715998 >>212716225
I've done this before and it worked.
Anonymous No.212716000
>>212714630 (OP)
At least SOMETHING has improved since the 90s
Anonymous No.212716013
>>212715916
have a big dick
Anonymous No.212716185
also elaine shoulda def fucked her stalker
I know i woulda if i was her
Anonymous No.212716225
>>212715998
what like, he just went right to sucking?
Anonymous No.212716440 >>212716539 >>212716857 >>212716971 >>212717039 >>212718890 >>212721005 >>212722198
>>212715916
Women, by their nature, are very non-confrontational and agreeble. Show them your cock, they might feel like worse will happen if they don't comply and will go down on you.
Anonymous No.212716539
>>212716440
This. Also, roll an extra dice if you are on a boat.
Anonymous No.212716637 >>212716807 >>212720633
>>212714630 (OP)
1. what show?
2. can I see her boobies?
Anonymous No.212716696
>>212714630 (OP)
Back in college in 2015 a girl I had only known a few weeks kept asking me to send her a pic of my dick. And it was a girl I knew in person. It wasn't some random internet person. After I had only knew her about a month before we even dated at all she shoved her hand down my pants and grabbed my butt.
Anonymous No.212716720
>>212715884
Whiter times
Anonymous No.212716739 >>212717011
>>212715916
It has to be beautifully circumcised like a statue
Anonymous No.212716768 >>212716880 >>212721805
>>212714907
>be me
>whip out totally flaccid 1 inch grower
>she starts giggling
>grow to full mast
>”h-how did it get so big?”

Easy every time, boys.
Anonymous No.212716778
>>212715916
>In what scenario would this work?
Good first date means she's willing to kiss you.
Good third date means she's willing to fuck you.

What else is there to do on a good second date?
Anonymous No.212716807
>>212716637
>what show
friends
Anonymous No.212716821
It looked like she was going for it (1:30) she's getting flirty going for a kiss and he gets overzealous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTSnuNCWG-8
Anonymous No.212716857 >>212717261
>>212716440
I did pull my dick out in a first date and she put it away. But she didn't complain when I went down in her in a public park.

On the second date, I pulled it out in the car and gave her the "What are you, stupid?" look until she sucked it.
Anonymous No.212716880 >>212716941
>>212716768
I kinda had this happen before. It was soft and girl grabbed it and said it was small but then it started growing in her hand and said said "oh my god its so hard"
Anonymous No.212716899 >>212716969 >>212717063 >>212717445 >>212721953
>>212714907
Everyone knows what a half chub looks like.

I used to give myself a half chub before going in the shower in high school. I thought I was being slick until the end of the school year I found out I was known as the guy who gives himself a half chub before showering
Anonymous No.212716941 >>212717095
>>212716880
I'm a girl and I can confirm it's really something to see this small appendage get bigger and harder in real time. No other body part does that lol
Anonymous No.212716951 >>212720715
What if George had just taken it out?
Anonymous No.212716969
>>212716899
Bullshit Terry. We called you faggot because you would get full mast hardons when you smelled a mixture or two or more axe body sprays.
Anonymous No.212716971
>>212716440
>they might feel like worse will happen if they don't comply
Anonymous No.212717011
>>212716739
>beautifully circumcised
Nothing beautiful about kike practices, and we're not trying to attract rabbi's
Anonymous No.212717039 >>212721005
>>212716440
>how to get a rape charge 10 years later that you can't possibly defend
Anonymous No.212717063 >>212718680
>>212716899
>Everyone knows what a half chub looks like.
No, all MEN know what a half chub looks like. What happened to you was because you were surrounded by men who all saw what you were doing. On the other hand, I've met women who had never seen a flaccid cock and thought they were the same length as erect. For how much women go on about men not knowing female biology, they're 100 times worse about male biology.
Anonymous No.212717081 >>212717150
>>212714976
Idk, isnt it harder for FtM pooners to get laid than the ladyboys?
Anonymous No.212717095 >>212717143
>>212716941
How does it feel when we make it dance?
Anonymous No.212717114 >>212717885 >>212718238 >>212719264
Anonymous No.212717143 >>212717216
>>212717095
Why do you want to know how dicks feel faggot? Stop talking to the tranny. Its tits or get the fuck out.
Anonymous No.212717150
>>212717081
No, that's just what Reddit wants you to think. Aren't they going through a trannygate right now because the mtf abominations over there hate only one thing more than women and that's women who want to be men.
Anonymous No.212717216 >>212717308 >>212722289
>>212717143
I want to know how a woman feels emotionally from seeing it because some squee with delight and some get kind of body-horrored by it based on my experience. It isn't about how the dick feels. You dummy.

But yeah I'm basically a simp for not asking for tits. Good call.
Anonymous No.212717240
>>212714630 (OP)
left? why left?
Anonymous No.212717261 >>212717288
>>212716857
She heard me put my zipper down and quickly told me to zip that back up lol
Still ate pussy though
Anonymous No.212717288
>>212717261
>Still ate pussy though
Beta faggot.
Anonymous No.212717308 >>212722289
>>212717216
Wanting to know how a woman emotionally feels is way gayer than being inqusitive about dicks... unless you are trying to daterape this allegeded dingbat. If that is your angle, game on sir.
Anonymous No.212717430 >>212717567 >>212717846
>>212714907

My first year in college, an older girl came up to me at a party and started talking. Next thing I know, we're out walking outside. This was a more rural area so at one point, I had to pee and decided to just go in the woods. I was thinking she had to be interested because she wouldn't have talked to me otherwise but couldn't figure out how to get to the next step. Just as I finished peeing, I got the brilliant idea to run out of the woods holding my dick going "look what I found in the woods!" She just kind of rolled her eyes and told me to put it away in a kind of maternal tone. Then she had me walk her home.
Anonymous No.212717445
>>212716899
But they did notice your member
Anonymous No.212717567
>>212717430
Based women shutting down spergy attempts to hit on them
Anonymous No.212717846
>>212717430
Wow
Anonymous No.212717885
>>212717114
They could make a hyperral statue of elaine.
Anonymous No.212718029
>>212714630 (OP)
>not realizing that the entire joke is that he's an unshorn goy
Anonymous No.212718088
>>212715884
veronica would definitely use 'gauche'
Anonymous No.212718238
>>212717114
>the way she stops and slowly looks at george
this fucking show gets me every damn time
Anonymous No.212718311
>>212714630 (OP)
the way she tells the story to jerry the next day while she's cleaning her glasses is really funny
>he pulled it out.
>he pulled it out?!
>he pulled - *hah* *hah* - it out.
Anonymous No.212718680 >>212718794 >>212718834
>>212717063
My wife thought each ball had their own sack.
Anonymous No.212718731
why didnt he gape her instead
Anonymous No.212718794
>>212718680
They do kinda, it's connected but I can flick you in your right nut or left it's not like one big ball.
Anonymous No.212718834 >>212718867
>>212718680
that's why I love my trans gf. she already knew all the intricate details of the cock
Anonymous No.212718867
>>212718834
Anonymous No.212718890 >>212721005
>>212716440
>#MeToo Speed Run (Any Percent)
Anonymous No.212718931
>>212714976
If they go out with a woman and get a vagina they're offended and demand their bitcoin back
Anonymous No.212719264 >>212719320 >>212719325
>>212717114
I may be a prude because I find it somewhat shocking that was shown primetime.
Anonymous No.212719300
How I Met Your Mother upped the ante with "naked guy" move.
Anonymous No.212719320
>>212719264
It's the nipples.
Anonymous No.212719325 >>212719421
>>212719264
you wouldn't believe that kids could look through the JC Penny catalog and see filthier things
Anonymous No.212719421
>>212719325
Enquire magazine had cheesecake pinup randomly around the articles.
Anonymous No.212719482
>>212714907
They don't want you hard! They want you medium!
Anonymous No.212720091 >>212720198 >>212720318 >>212720553 >>212720864
>>212714630 (OP)
It works
Anonymous No.212720198
>>212720091
Rorschach no!
Anonymous No.212720318
>>212720091
That dog needs to be put down
Anonymous No.212720553 >>212720993
>>212720091
I'm not locked in here with you.
Anonymous No.212720633
>>212716637
>what show
jew town
Anonymous No.212720715
>>212716951
>ew put it away you freak
Anonymous No.212720819
>>212714907
fully erect will make more girls subconsciously think " wow he must find me so sexy which makes me feel sexy, this is a sign he has a high sex drive which indicates virility , I'm getting turned on"

one thing that will make a girl who considers you eligible more turned on and much more likely to do more with you sexually on that occasion is if while you're standing you pull her hips into you and make her feel your hard cock either pressing into her ass or your butt. (incase any spergs are reading, no I don't mean out of nowhere , I mean when there's either already good sexual tension or after you've kissed )

desu any time a woman or sexually active-minor agrees to be in a room alone with you on a date, either at your place or in your car or somewhere else secluded, it's a pretty safe bet to take your hard cock out and hold her hand then place it on your hard cock.
if you try this with a minor girl who's a complete virgin she might be very upset and tell people but even then it's not that high a risk.
Girls know not to be in a secluded space alone with a boy on a date unless they want to be sexually active with him.
Anonymous No.212720864
>>212720091
What are you waiting for!?
Anonymous No.212720993
>>212720553
kek
Anonymous No.212721005
>>212715916
you shouldn't do it right before dropping her off and saying goodbye. You should do it while you're making out after you've kissed her for maximum success, or even if you haven't kissed her yet, if the date seems to be going well it's still got decent chance of working if you do it while you're both alone in the car somewhere secluded

>>212716440
this guy knows
>>212717039
>>212718890
dickless zoomzooms.
Anonymous No.212721805
>>212716768
Fellow growbro reporting in
>1-2 inches when soft
>6.5 inches and thick when hard
>went on first date with a girl from Bumble
>we hit it off and had a good time bar hopping
>both got pretty drunk
>go back to my place to hook up
>had too much to drink and can't get it up
>we laugh off her fruitless attempts at getting my tiny soft dick hard and pass out
>wake up spooning her
>have a throbbing rock hard boner impaling her ass
>she wakes up and is shocked because she had never been with a grower before
>take her to Pound Town
>afterwards she said she planned on ghosting me for being too small to please her but now she wanted to be fuck buddies
>hooked up a few times a week for about a year
Anonymous No.212721857
>The virgin pulling it out
>The Chad naked guy
Anonymous No.212721953
>>212716899
This was after team practice? Because TV made it seem like we needed to shower after PE and that never happened at my schools. They gave you enough time to change and then the bell rang and you'd go to your next class. You couldn't shower even if you wanted to
Anonymous No.212722198
>>212716440
Sometimes when i'm laying in bed with a woman i'll just whip it out without comment while we're talking. It's funny and kind of sweet to see them go from apprehension to curiosity to eventually stroking/sucking, again, without a word from me.
Anonymous No.212722255
My question is, what did Jerry tell this dude about Elaine before setting up this date? He must have told him about the gape.
Anonymous No.212722289
>>212717216
>>212717308
This lol. Autogynephilia is the first step toward trannyism and it manifests in shit like caring what a woman thinks about getting fucked