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Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:43:11 AM No.212719809 >>212720111 >>212720531 >>212720581 >>212721507 >>212721685 >>212722247 >>212722727 >>212724187 >>212727481 >>212731025 >>212731069 >>212734388 >>212734762 >>212735557 >>212735679 >>212736185 >>212738301 >>212739794 >>212739895
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Your board is marked for Death
Your board will be consumed by the devourer
Hold your loved ones close and speak the words youve been afraid to speak
Use this time rejoice and celebrate
For your time is short

I herald my coom
I herald your coom
I herald… Coom
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:53:07 AM No.212720111
>>212719809 (OP)
>i chase after her with a flaming fart that slowly fizzles out into a poot-pootoot-pootootzzzzs......
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:07:13 AM No.212720531 >>212720761
>>212719809 (OP)
mardi
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:08:40 AM No.212720569
>The Silver Suffragette
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:09:11 AM No.212720581 >>212738941
>>212719809 (OP)
I can see myself in her crotch
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:16:17 AM No.212720761
>>212720531
>I turned myself into a fuckin surfer, Mardi. I'm silver surfer ruth
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:30:43 AM No.212721222
Why is Sid the Sloth in drag?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:39:25 AM No.212721507
>>212719809 (OP)
Gay as fuck
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:45:58 AM No.212721685
>>212719809 (OP)
>speak the words youve been afraid to speak

NI-
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:03:23 AM No.212722247 >>212723235 >>212732667 >>212732862 >>212740537
>>212719809 (OP)
She'll always remind me of The Americans. Good show that had it been made 5 years later it would have been awful.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:18:10 AM No.212722727 >>212723305
>>212719809 (OP)
Woke trash character fuck this b and whoever else.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:33:36 AM No.212723235 >>212723793
>>212722247
Yeah I remember her there.
Top three spy shows of all time. Good thing it ended before it could get ruined.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:35:32 AM No.212723305 >>212723716
>>212722727
But enough about your mother
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:36:02 AM No.212723323
MARDI
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:36:34 AM No.212723347 >>212723436
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would
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:37:06 AM No.212723365 >>212735581 >>212739449
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Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:37:42 AM No.212723387 >>212739580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRi3eZs5rOw

This trailer is amazing and im so hyped, bros.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:38:56 AM No.212723436 >>212727353 >>212738952
>>212723347
Why did they CGI her?
Couldn't they just have her naked and covered in chrome bodypaint?
I think it would have been better if she had been naked in chrome bodypaint to be honest.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:44:33 AM No.212723610 >>212726391
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>hire actress with distinctive curly blonde hair, very blue eyes and pale skin
>make her a CGI silver person with straight hair, nullifying all three
?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:48:46 AM No.212723716 >>212724067
>>212723305
Go suck your aunts woke cock.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:51:28 AM No.212723793
>>212723235
#1 ia Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, so what's #2?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:01:12 AM No.212724067 >>212725485
>>212723716
Obsessed
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:05:24 AM No.212724187 >>212725501
>>212719809 (OP)
ah look, some misspelling of 'john' who had his beloved wife kidnapped by the giant planet eater - the stoic iron rod of heartfelt pitiless oblivion.
now it's a 4 foot tall elven chick t-1000
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:49:53 AM No.212725485 >>212736019
>>212724067
God-fearing. Straight.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:50:25 AM No.212725501
>>212724187
....what?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 6:21:52 AM No.212726346
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Julia a cute
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 6:23:40 AM No.212726391
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>>212723610
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 7:05:24 AM No.212727353 >>212727427
>>212723436
i agree, the cgi will not age well. also, i thin the clear white eyeballs would have looked better imo
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 7:09:14 AM No.212727427 >>212727595
>>212727353
And an actress in some silver paint totally wouldn't age.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 7:11:57 AM No.212727481 >>212727700
>>212719809 (OP)
is her tits soft or hard?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 7:17:14 AM No.212727595
>>212727427
if done right, not really.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 7:21:53 AM No.212727700
>>212727481
depends on what you like
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 9:03:19 AM No.212729843
Ah well.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 9:45:02 AM No.212730656 >>212735625
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Anonymous 7/15/2025, 9:50:34 AM No.212730738 >>212730764 >>212740566
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This looks terrible
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 9:52:50 AM No.212730764 >>212730873 >>212734833
>>212730738
Maybe don't use a shitty little blurry twitter screencap.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:00:15 AM No.212730873
>>212730764
Cope
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:09:33 AM No.212731025 >>212731250
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>>212719809 (OP)
Oh n-
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:12:32 AM No.212731069 >>212731245
>>212719809 (OP)
>Turning Silver Surfer into a chick
Ruined any chance of me watching
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:25:00 AM No.212731245 >>212731496 >>212731561
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>>212731069
Fake fan
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:25:32 AM No.212731250
>>212731025
She's very cute.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:39:55 AM No.212731496 >>212731565
>>212731245
The original idea for a female silver surfer was to have an excuse show off sleek shiny chrome titties. Julia Garner's silver surfer looks like a 13 year old boy.
Sure make her female, but why hide it?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:44:30 AM No.212731561 >>212731572 >>212731689 >>212732341
>>212731245
>not canon Earth X story that exists only in Frank Richard's mind
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!!! Look at this fucking poser chud! Eat shit, fake fan!
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:44:48 AM No.212731565 >>212734848
>>212731496
>has clearly defined tits and feminine hips in the trailers for the movie
Why lie? Garner is a petite actress to begin with, and she actually has more tit as the CG Surfer than she does in real life.

Three years ago they would have 100% made her a flat fridge AND bald.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:45:19 AM No.212731572
>>212731561
*psst*
The movie IS in Earth X, anon, that's the twist
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 10:51:35 AM No.212731689 >>212731814
>>212731561
The point being made is it isn't a "gender swap", it's Shalla Bal, not Norrin Radd, and the idea of her as a herald has been done before.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:00:01 AM No.212731814 >>212731992
>>212731689
>has been done before.
In a non-canon dream-like story arc. You're a manipulative retard. Just like the Disneycucks forcing the idea that Luke was supposed to be a woman, omitting the fact that the character named Luke in the third SW draft was actually the protagonist's little brother and not the Luke we know. Spoiler: the little not-Luke was scrapped altogether and instead of making him a girl George added Leia.
This is how you faggots discuss things. Twisting facts, dancing around the subject, vomiting half-truths. It may work on reddit but you have no power here.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:14:14 AM No.212731992 >>212732074
>>212731814
The complaint was "they turned the Silver Surfer into a chick", despite it not being Norrin Radd, but Shalla Bal, his long established wife, and was in fact depicted as Silver Surfer along with him in the aforementioned elseworlds story. Going "but it's non canon" is asinine because comic book films have drawn on multiple canons forever. Including the MCU, which drew heavily on Ultimate Marvel in the early years

or do we need to hear about The Dark Knight Returns again?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:20:06 AM No.212732074 >>212732119 >>212732341
>>212731992
>Marvel
>elseworlds
Fake fan. Go back to your disney overlord, licking his jewish balls.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:22:39 AM No.212732119 >>212732313 >>212739605
>>212732074
You know exactly what I mean by elseworlds. Don't play dumb. If I meant the label, I would have written Elseworlds, but I didn't, did I?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:36:35 AM No.212732313 >>212732341 >>212732341 >>212736042
>>212732119
You still don't get it, you fucking poser. Elseworlds is DC. You're a fake fan. Go back to licking your owner's sweaty jewish mouse balls.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:38:34 AM No.212732341 >>212732363 >>212732374
>>212732313
>continues to play dumb and pretend not to know what I meant
What's the point? Are you just really bothered that I said "fake fan" and you're desperate to throw it back at me?
>>212731561
>>212732074
>>212732313
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:39:55 AM No.212732363 >>212732538
>>212732341
I know what you meant damn well, mousecuck. You're a poser. You don't deserve to be treated like a human being.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:40:26 AM No.212732374 >>212732495
>>212732341
I think he is.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:47:40 AM No.212732495 >>212732670
>>212732374
Stop talking to yourself.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:50:36 AM No.212732538 >>212732586
>>212732363
"bovvered"
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:53:04 AM No.212732586
>>212732538
I accept your concession.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:57:40 AM No.212732667
>>212722247
Why? Don't say cause trump would be mentioned and implicated in a storyline.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 11:57:46 AM No.212732670 >>212732935 >>212733851 >>212738909
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>>212732495
Try again
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 12:10:47 PM No.212732862 >>212732914
>>212722247
they had one of the leads and most beautiful women in the world fuck a nigger in the first season
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 12:14:13 PM No.212732914 >>212733710
>>212732862
keri has no butt and no tits and no hips
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 12:15:50 PM No.212732935
>>212732670
self-owning pajeet too dumb to edit a screenshot
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 1:13:33 PM No.212733710
>>212732914
you are indian
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 1:23:51 PM No.212733851 >>212733904
>>212732670
>tattling on yourself
high-melamine level IQ right there
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 1:26:47 PM No.212733904
>>212733851
What else do you expect from a mousecuck?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:00:29 PM No.212734388 >>212735402
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>>212719809 (OP)
she has OK feet
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:21:04 PM No.212734762 >>212736189
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>>212719809 (OP)
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:25:49 PM No.212734833
>>212730764
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:26:50 PM No.212734848
>>212731565
indian using chatgptq
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 2:57:57 PM No.212735402
>>212734388
Agree. Very kissable.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:01:03 PM No.212735463
She's honestly insanely sexy. First time I noticed her was in that Waco show. Extremely underrated. Tired of all the threads about how ugly modern actresses are but they conveniently leave out girls like Julia.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:05:24 PM No.212735557
>>212719809 (OP)
>textures not finished loading
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:06:34 PM No.212735581
>>212723365
all that silicone can't be good for the baby
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:08:11 PM No.212735625
>>212730656
>every tiny leg sinew is painstakingly rendered
>tits and chest are a uniblob
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:10:40 PM No.212735679 >>212736006
>>212719809 (OP)

That's a man
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:25:54 PM No.212736006
>>212735679
>redditspacing
Nice try, tranny. You'll never look like Julia.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:26:43 PM No.212736019
>>212725485
Cock-sucker. Repressed.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:27:57 PM No.212736042 >>212736137
>>212732313
Touch grass
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:32:50 PM No.212736137
>>212736042
I don't do drugs, you degenerate fag.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:34:55 PM No.212736185 >>212738264
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>>212719809 (OP)
So annoyed the didn't cast Awkwafina for this. Imagine being able to see every contour of her in shiny, reflective chrome finish (apart from her perfect nipples because nipples are sinful to the American and the "rude part" of the breast).

Instead what do we get?

The silver cylinder, that's what!

Americans are going to complain about it being too lewd, regardless, so why not have a pretty actress?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 3:35:07 PM No.212736189
>>212734762
topkek
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:57:18 PM No.212738264
>>212736185
accurate
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 4:58:21 PM No.212738301
>>212719809 (OP)
Why did they cast a beautiful woman only to cover her with ugly CGI?
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:19:19 PM No.212738909
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>>212732670
A
FUCKING
RETARD
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:20:28 PM No.212738941
>>212720581
Because you're a pussy
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:20:45 PM No.212738952
>>212723436
Would give her cancer like Virginia Hey
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:36:45 PM No.212739398
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Fantastic Four skins are coming
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:39:10 PM No.212739449
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>>212723365
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:44:13 PM No.212739580
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>>212723387
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRi3eZs5rOw [Embed]
>This trailer is amazing and im so hyped, bros.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:45:09 PM No.212739605
>>212732119
If you were an actual fan, you wouldn't much such a glaring mistake as to use elseworlds to reference marvel. I'm not a capefag, so I am taking the other guy's word for it, but you sound like a faggot, so I'll believe him over you.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:53:43 PM No.212739794
>>212719809 (OP)
i still don't understand why they made it shalla-bal instead of nova or any other herald
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:57:16 PM No.212739895
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>>212719809 (OP)
She maybe the most beautiful woman on planet earth
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 5:59:28 PM No.212739959
What happened to good movie trailers? Yesterday I went to the theater to see Jurassic World, and they showed the trailer for Fantastic Four. You'd expect the Silver Surfer scene to be absolutely ominous, with grand visuals and soaring music... but it was actually a pretty average experience. The trailer for Watchmen should be considered the gold standard.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 6:22:54 PM No.212740537
>>212722247
This show got boring two seasons in, overhyped.
Anonymous 7/15/2025, 6:24:02 PM No.212740566
>>212730738
looks like a ps3 cutscene