>HOH: Vince>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)>Veto: Ashleypreviously on /bb/:
>>212715867
>>212720765imagine the smell
>will talking about how he likes rachel and she's not what he expected to kelly, who's been a certified rachel hater today
lmao
>>212720798Imagine the turds
>>212720779 (OP)>When someone says something so hygiene-phobic you just have to hit em with that two hour shower stare
for the record the houseguests are using "meditation" as their codeword for naps this year, so people aren't thrown off by the references when no ones actually meditating
>>212720807>kelly, who's been a certified rachel hater todaywhat did she say?
>>212720808dude thatโs kinda gross
>>212720850It's a jew tactic. They can't legally tell you to stop meditating.
at least they got a new chessboard this season
>>212720850just general heavy focus on evicting her saying how she's got to get her out, also mean mugging her little pseudo prayer circle outside earlier kek
Imagine having to humor this frizzy haired hag. "Yeah you're totally a model yeah totally yep right uh huh for sure definitely a model"
>adrian coaching zach on remembering days and shit
loving my zach draft pick more and more
dudes in good with almost the whole house
ADRIAN IS LITERALLY TEACHING ZACH CHESS
>Hey, you just wanna forfeit?
>>212720944>me and my weird cousin from the boonies staying over for the summer
lauren said she is going in the hot tub tonight
get ready
Rachel is kind of based for this. She makes it seem so effortless
rachel definitely trying to bring keanu in ratting out zae and co.
>>212720885It is a relief to see that the pieces are actually distinguishable this year
>>212720995keanu is such a dumbass being told outright this will stir the pot big time
baka kelly
lauren just told her she went to catholic school then she turns around and tells her shes agnostic
>>212720995She could slide to the second win so easily
Keanu does not look happy rn kek
zaestybros.... a second rachel mistbomb has hit keanu...
kek
>hold on rachel just let me talk
>>212721039laura or kelly said she was agnostic? you never know with catholic school kids kek
>>212721044He always has that look on his face like someone stole his sugar cookie. He's a fucking manchild
>>212721108kelly said she is agnostic and doesnt think people should live their lives according to some book written thousands of years ago right after lauren said she went to catholic school and considers herself catholic
rachel has been working out a lot today
she either doesn't work out like this in her normal life or she eats like a pig
Katherine just called Ashley an n-bomb under her breath
Rachel is fucking sick of this dude
>>212721309Thought I was the only one who heard it
>>212721349Kek this girl is not capable of smiling, such a shrew
It's like she's already menopausal
>>212721384>Kek this girl is not capable of smiling, such a shrew>It's like she's already menopausal>watching her smilewe are not on the same page. we are not on the same planet
>>212720798There's no wayback machine anymore, is there?
>>212721437God who does she look like? It's on the top of my tongue.
Keanu has such a mouth in front of Rachel, he's got balls
>>212721487Rachel is giving Keanu all the info he needs to spiral out and go apeshit tonight
>katherine fucks with vinnie
lucky!
>>212721488Like she's brat, like the kids say? Or is she A Brat?
based volatile cast (no jinx plz)
>>212721541She is a brat. A tight brat.
they should have a returning player come in and basically be a freeloader coach. they arent eligible to win or get evicted but they are there to help or hurt peoples games but dont tell the other HGs they arent in the game and watch them try to evict them or not. they do compete for hoh and other comps just like everyone else
>kat starts adjusting her bikini
>button boy instantly switches
zae sisters how we feelin?
>>212721585He's fine, Kelley is basically out the door
keanubros... our response?
how do you feedbros keep track of the mentalities and relationships between 17 different people? Or you just waiting for side boob / outright fights?
>>212721643seems right, everytime he talks he buries his position more
fight
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they didnt change the cabinets or counters in the storage room. same as last season. they were dark grey on bb25
>>212721645it's not that hard honestly
17 people isn't that much
>>212721645you honestly just take it convo by convo
if a HG isn't talking shit about another HG, it's fair to say they have a decent relationship
>>212721645You create tulpas of each houseguests and have them interact with each other based on the information you observe from watching the streams.
>>212721643is his name really pooya?
>>212721710how do you keep track of who's lying and who's working off incorrect information/bad assumptions?
>>212721766Read their auras
>>212721481she looks like she could be the third Fanning sister but the one they keep hidden for a reason...
>>212721691they just swapped out the island and side storage and rug
>>212721265she looks good for early 20s
>>212721746probably, idk
never really looked into it that much
>>212721766there's less lying than you think, most of the time people lie it's to cover their ass
>did you tell X that I was coming for them?>no absolutely nottrust and honestly is the most valuable currency in the game, if you run around making up a bunch of shit for no reason you become a massive house target
>all the doors are squeaky
must be intentional
morgan going to cry in the DR
>mickey
>7
BAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
bunch of crybabies in this house!
>>212721949doing her absolute best to ignore the hapa simp
>>212721949checking digits with little lauren
Rachel is rapidly approaching a Cirie level position in the house. Even the nbomb gals are willing to stooge
>>212721949very cute new mole
>>212721928Who are her enemies?
>>212722001Rachel is giving out information too often and too quickly, Cirie kept her cards tighter to her chest and really only shared info with her allies
>>212721949gotta love the laurmeister baby ya just gotta
>>212720798God dam I wanna smell that chair.
It's only a loss when you make the 8 ball in and scratch in the same shot. Otherwise it is ball in hand.
>>212722057>chad guy sweating hard because he thought he'd steamroll Love to see it
are they allowed to walk around the house naked if they wanted to
>>212722091YOU SCRATCHED!
>>212722115a couple people have streaked but they will get a stern lecture in the diary room if they do. feeds will cut too
>>212722115elena and ian streaked at the start of the feeds
>>212722154>I just want a 6'5 rich guy who will devote his entire life to making me happy>if I can't have that it's like ickfuture cat lady once her looks go away
>>212722166I think Joey from BB16 did too before feeds started
KEANU IS LITERALLY TEACHING LAUREN HOW TO PLAY POOL HE HAS GOT TO GO
>>212722201>>212722208damn. i wouldve loved to see that ass
>>212722217joey had a dumper on her
>>212722242trust me, i know
Do you know what a curbstomp is?
>>212722217search
"big brother joey streaking". theres a vimeo
>>212722293the new dr will
Jimmy asks the ladies: What does it mean when you're wet?
Someone: This is the part of the show where I exit
WBRB
>>212722293Papa Dud is locked in
>all cams cut to will
>jimmy in earshot
>if you're wet what does that mean
>feeds cut
I was watching pool
>what the heck did I get myself into?
>>212722293Papa Dud has found himself in a fortunate position. He avoided the early game "old guy" target week 1 with safety, and now there's enough spazzes overplaying that he can sit back and wait to make a move
>>212721637why kelly over amy ? surely ashley's friend would be the next obvious target ?
>>212722315>>212722328is jimmy doing a bit or do gay guys seriously don't know about girls getting wet?
>>212722287she isnt completely naked but topless and only a thong
Youโll always be Judas in my house
>>212722336Getting HN week 1 was a huge boon to Papa Dud's game. Safety along with a potential good alliance.
>Jimmy: HEY LAUREN! Pull your pants down, let me see how it works down there
>feeds cut
>>212722356Yes but nobody likes Kelley. Amy and Rachel could rally the votes no problem
>>212722363It's a bit he's going for a shock reaction
>>212722387>>212722336>>212722325You can't call him Papa Dud all season
>>212721235yeah her social skills are uh, abysmal to put it mildly
>>212721990If MJ hadn't done that stupid move, I still think she really might've gave Chelsie a run for the money
>>212722293Heโs channeling Mob Boss Dud
>>212722375oh hmm a minute in hayden gets naked with her and goes for a jog too
>>212721481katherine heigl to me
>>212722315>feeds cut when talking about wet pussiesTV-MA feeds btw
>>212722469What happened to Angela's charcuterie
>>212722520she kinda looks like florence pugh
>>212722501i miss her bros...
>>212721645slowly digest their dynamic as feeds go on, you can tell after a week or two where they're standing for sure
yo sis odds are I can fuck you in the jury house?
>>212721481Blonde Miranda Cosgrove
>>212722469stop blaming mak. during jankie week she was hoh and her and angela controlled both vetos and she put up tkor and let angela take kimo down and she renomed rubina
she had all the power to take out chelsie right then and mak couldnt have done anything about it.
>>212722030a lot of them are pretty aware she's dangerous but don't think she's positioned well so she's not high on a lot of radars
the assumption seems to be she's basically got amy and ashley and that's it
We've graduated to strawberries for game pieces
>>212722469No. Chelsie's gameplay was like a diamond and MJ's wasn't. It's that simple.
is vinnie scared of his alliance members or something??
>>212722328>left feeds on vince audibly jacking off in the hoh shower>cut from jimmy asking what a certain body function of women entailskek wtf grod
I rank Chelsie medium because she was playing Big Brother with the Special Olympics
zaesty's body language is downright THIRSTY for jimjam
>>212722667he was afraid of waking up one of his alliance members sleeping in HIS hoh room last night
>>212722644Should've specified. I was referring to Leah
>>212721990dumb bitch, every time she was considered to be put up Quinn went to bat for her
"find a simp to protect you" would be the real advice from her personal experience
>Jimmy having a 1 on 1 with his dl
This is what gives bottoms life, it's like watering a plant
>>212722780they have the exact same speed of hyper talking lmao, perfect for each other
honestly I don't even think he's dl he just didn't bring it up, jimmy made a crack about them being a bromance which vince said was a showmance and zaesty didn't protest
Why is everybody cold, this is CA in the middle of summer.
>>212722833they keep the house cold
>>212722833they have the A/C on to freezing so the cameras don't heat up
>>212722833IIRC the house stays pretty cold due to how hot it would be with the lights
them having sweaters and shit on outside is INSANE though
>>212722751I mean, it's not a bad strat if you're a cute girl
Bro Zesty Zae is going NOWHERE, not if his bottom has anything to say about it
>the blubbering for amy
KEK
love this catty bitch
Zae and Jimmy give Rory and Lorelei
just think these people have been stone sober
imagine them when they get booze
>>212722954minus the witticisms
>>212722972>Here's three beers and one bottle of wine for 16 peopleTHEY'RE GONNA GET TRASHED!!!
Jimmy is based I hope he stays awhile
>>212723012they both feel like switchers honestly
>>212721481she looks like kate bosworth.
from Brandon Routh's superman
>>212723033Fujoshi shipsisters are going mad about this duo
>>212722626kek nick looks like he bout to bust
>>212723063especially in the eyes
morgan looks exactly like some actress I've seen somewhere and it's bugging me
i havent noticed lauren's walk in the house
>>212723102She looks exactly like every mullato half-breed negress I've ever seen
jimmy is going to spend from now till eviction crusading to secure zaesty's safety
>>212723102kate bosworth has heterochromia. one of her eyes is half brown and the other is blue
>>212723154I'm pretty sure the actress I'm thinking of is like Israeli or Iranian or something
kelley is finito
dumb bitch also said that she wants to throw blockbuster earlier
>volunteers to go up
>goes up
>said she'd throw arena
ABSOLUTE MAD WOMAN
they're talking about turtling (poop)
>jimmy: im crowning a little bit
they are talking about praire dogging their poo
>>212721481She's a dead ringer for Emily Meade
>>212723201Nigs of a different name
>>212723102like stacy dash from clueless??
>>212723253>>212723251this is the scat season because why do they fucking keep talking about shit?
>>212723253Damn, kat looking fine in this outfit
>wet cats bad
>talking about poop in detail good
>>212723278Pffff she wishes
feels like a lifetime ago the episode edit said mickey was into rylie
I don't even know if I've seen them interact on feeds lmao
>>212723279too many fags on the season
>>212723340mickey gave rylie a manicure and his nails looked legit nice
>>212723343most of the shittalk has been women lmao
tamara tunie devils advocate
>>212723374wasn't it lauren who painted his nails?
kelly in her pajamas at 730
how do i bypass ads on pluto?
>>212723465>commercial pops up>switch to the other channel
>>212723465switch cams? get a paramount sub for $2 for 2 months?
I want to see Ashley in more revealing outfits
>>212723465just switch cams on vlc
on the main site when I try to switch cams I get into a bad ad loop for some reason so getting the playlist file for vlc is worth it
what is the fake booze in the bottle on the bar upstairs? isnt it going to get weird sitting out there for like 90 days?
>>212723505Is there single pane full screen on PC anymore?
>>212723611i'm sure it's just meant to look like it has alcohol in it but doesn't. pretty lame that they have like 100 wine bottles in a room too
>>212723672right, i mean if it were real booze it would be fine sitting out there for 90 days. but if its just food coloring water that shit is going to get murky and start to smell
>>212723707i meant that it's probably some solid substance that is just meant to look like booze
>>212723615im not sure what you mean
booty
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Why the fuck does Zae always play or pull with his dick constantly? he just did it again
>>212723746zaesty wants to get fucked and is subconsciously showing signs
>>212723746magical underwear withdraws
>>212723727oh hmm. i guess it could be some old paramount props. looks like real liquid to me
>>212723750a keanu hoh would be legendarily insane
>>212723836once every decade or so we get another devin
imagine Devin coming in to coach Keanu
imagine keanu going into the DR and Devin came out wearing a wig pretending to be him
wonder if ashley is bullshitting or genuine that she believes most people are being honest with her about the upcoming vote
I don't want to watch dorks play chess, Grod
>>212724103I get the impression she's playing up the ditzy vibe a little bit
zaesty is boring, he need to go
>>212724194He's playing hard to keep himself in the game
>>212724194at least id be able to get more kelley caps
>>212724194I don't think I've heard a thing personal wise beyond that brief hottub talk last night
it's been all game or chess playing lmao
kind of a boring feeds day so far. long night ahead of us though
why did zaesty and jimmy hug in the bathroom kek
a million fujos squealed in delight
>lauren still in a bikini
what a whore
>>212724251All the good gaming almost always happens at night
I HAVE SEEN YOU
IN A PAAAAAST
LIFE
is it just me or does Keanu seem to fucking hate Kelley? like he's being forced to talk to her right now but his responses seems like he can't stand her
>>212724318they seem bipolar as fuck relationship wise
I have known many girls like Lauren that seem "rigid" and kind of cold and 100% of the time it's because they've never had an orgasm
>>212724284For some reason Zae really knows how to work the gay vote
>>212724318think thats just his vibe
>>212724336this post is very girl coded
>>212724318He's a brute. He reminds me of Austin BB17 but dumber somehow
>>212723743I hit fullscreen in Chrome, it includes the big pane you have selected to watch, but also the 5 small ones at the top. I'm used to real fullscreen of just the pane you have selected.
>>212724403ah, try firefox with bbviewer extension
didn't even think about will and ava being have nots
they might perk up more when they actually get some food in them
Will is struggling on slop and lack of sleep. Have they mentioned what they are doing for slop?
Curious if they ignore it on the show again
>>212724336when you're that pretty, society expects you to have a high-value man otherwise they'll mock you behind your back (like selena gomez and benny bianco)
but then high-value dudes flirt with you, fuck you, and move on to the next bitch
sometimes (like mole 1.0) you can eventually land a real solid husband and hit the lottery, but most of the time you exist in this "upper tier" where you can probably have sex with famous rockers or b-list actors but you've never experienced a loving, stable relationship
are they reusing the bench/couch from bb26 that was in the yard for the one in the bathroom?
Is it because they are safe, I didn't see that energy from Ava and Will in the house from the pre-game interview
>>212724505>couch>in the bathroom
>>212724505looking at it closer now the arches arent the same but very similar
>>212724559it's the slop effect
so they just let vince nap the whole afternoon?
>>212724559I think they're both strugging being Have Nots and possibly not vibing with many people yet
>>212724502She's too good for The Challenge so she can skip that altogether and go the Mole route and snag a rich guy.
>>212724559I'm hoping it's the slop and they'll develop personalities tonight after they eat
>>212724610ava seems to be relatively well liked and I haven't heard anything bad about will though he seems more low key, but yeah slop and the room definitely seems to be kicking their ass
>>212724491>>212724610its the last day they get to eat in 3.5 hours
Ava looked way cuter than I expected while she stared into the mirror
Beta Vince about to show deference to a true alpha. His balls are about to suck inside his body.
You all thought Ava was going to be Blue Kim 2.0 snide yuppie brat and boom she's lovely, you were all wrong
Her not being a gross g*ok wigger has huge amounts to do with it
some god tier game strategy is about to be discussed
keanu asking vince if someone came in today and asked for keanu to be put on the block
>vince totally side stepping the question
>>212724708who said or thought this?
Keanu has no idea what he's doing
Whatโs his master strategy?
I NEED A KEANU HOH NEXT WEEK
>>212724762neither does vince frankly
>>212724403oh, my streaming device with paramount app lets me do real fullscreen but the cam switching is less than desirable
if vince isn't sketched about this explicit rachel question he is hopeless
makes it painfully obvious she snitched on zae
>>212724787Thanks to (((equitable))) comps we'll get some boring bullshit like a Mickey or Ava HoH
>wakes up
>immediately interrogated by keanu
lmao
punished vince arc
Do they not do family meals or anything? seems like they're all just fending for themselves
>obviously you see why I feel like I can trust rachel now
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>212724910kek he thinks Rachel saved him when she just wants him as a huge target next week
Vince probably wants to talk bad about Rachel but Keanu just got confirmation that she did go to bat for Keanu
>>212724866hope you enjoyed your goddamn nap, vince
>>212724880we'll have to see in the coming days, but yeah a little funny how many people didn't wait for the have nots to eat
>>212724910>>212724926he should be incredibly alarmed how this talk magically made keanu love rachel and why he's focused on her during this talk
keanu and vince talking about how kelly cant go home this week and how great she is for their games
>>212724880what even is this dish, it looks like equal parts corn and ground beef
and you put it on texas toast?
keanu wants zaesty to go home, not that it matters what he thinks
Rylie gets spooked when associated to an alliance apparently
>>212724378Get well soon Luchasaurus.
>>212724984yeah, looks like ground beef and maybe corn. kinda reminds me of tater tot casserole filling. i forget who made it last year but it certainly doesn't seem like something Leah would make
maybe it was Brooklyn?
zaesperg is growing on me
>>212725016given how this vote is so fluid could matter in an amy/zae vote scenario, but given how flip floppy he's been in less than 24 hours we've seen it's pretty clear that's not necessarily a solid position
>>212725016it might if it ends up with zae and kelley on the block come thursday. i think all the girls would vote zae out over kelley
>>212725036>tater tot casseroletater tot hotdish
keanu and vince incorrectly labeling deadbeat cowboy as a floater
>zae, zach, riley, will, vince
oh no no no no
>>212725029I was actually there in person for his last big AEW win (Worlds End on Long Island)
>MUH CHESS
oh for fucks sake
it's weird how wide out in the open her alliance with Amy is
not fucking amy crying again
regretting that draft gamble so hard right now
>>212725135I mean it is kinda masking how she's involved with a lot of other people, the house assumption in public is that she's got amy and ashley, meanwhile she's got fingers in a lot of other pies
>>212725135no one really cares about the old people as threats
amy is planning to cry her way through this season
>>212725135she's reverting back to the way she played and has made Amy her new Brendan
hands
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amy
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Amy's mommy JOI earlier today was pretty hot
keanu coming up with random twists now
kek this keanu guy is touched in the head
kek Keanu they arenโt adding another competition buddy
mob boss will holding court in have not with zaesty
>>212724972reminds me of bb18 natalie putting on her deoderant
an alliance is falling in papa dudโs lap
>I trust vinny even though he put me on the block
zae....
>my relationship grew 10 times stronger from him putting me on the block
this dude is retarded
I like this grownup Rachel. Vegas Rachel was certified retard
>>212725396she reminds me of BB13 Rachel, who was calm and collected until someone targeted/turned on her, then she reverted right back to queen bitch
kek the word "floater" is gonna be weaponized a lot this season.
>zach if you can do this for me I will make sure you are fully satisfied if you know what I mean
wtf amy
tasty
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>>212725428rachel's presence inspiring them
>I'm not like that, I've always wanted to see everybody win, I always want everybody to do win
what game does this dude think he's playing
which eyeball are you looking at?
why does rachel think the live ep is 90 min? its not, wed is
https://www.tmz.com/2011/03/08/big-brother-brendon-rachel-penis-picture-webcam-scandal-cheating-engaged-wedding/
>Love conquers all ... even after you send schlong pics to another woman on the Internet -- and Brendon Villegas from "Big Brother" can prove it ... because he's now ENGAGED to the chick he cyber-cheated on.
>In case you forgot ... Brendon from BB12 aired the most embarrassing public apology in the history of the universe back in December, after his GF Rachel Reilly -- who he met on the show -- caught him sending shots of his wang to some random chick on the web.
>Well, it must have worked -- because now Brendon and Rachel aren't just back on ... they're getting MARRIED
>The couple got engaged on V-Day and are planning to tie the knot in September. It's their wedding, they can cry if they want to.
Would ya'll bring this up to Rachel in a fight?
>>212721481i just wait for someone to make a post explaining everything
>>212725460he gonna plap those cheeks
>kelley: he(keanu) called me loose lipped earlier today
>ry: keanu is the most loose lipped mother fucker in this houw
>once he's out of this house I'm gonna be able to sleep good at night. whenever I try to go sleep I lose sleep because I think about him out here talking like "bro do you want to be in a 9, 10 person alliance?"
keanu has real devin 2.0 potential
>>212725545hes trying to be afp but also he started shittalking keanu like 3 sentences later kek
>>212725631he's going to get in a physical fight when someone crosses him kek
I'M NOT NO BITCH
these 2 retards talking about final 2 when she's leaving this week
gd keanu better win HoH next week
kek rylie is so fucking intense for no reason
dbc losing his cool over keanu
>kelly: im not here to win, i'm here to make a name for myself
rman
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>>212725631>he thought america picked the winnerbless his recruit ass heart
Rylie and Kelley just made a F4. Not F2, they reiterate. Rylie says he's "observative"
>both Rylie and Kelley don't care if they win
>>212722717they are going to fuck in the HOH shower
>I notice things before they happen
>>212725672he's like bb16 cowboy
>I notice things before they even happen
>>212721481donna from that 70s show
>>212725711kelly also told him that she has a f2 with someone else. these tards need to chill
>nobody knows how to play this game but you (kelley)
ava looks like a crackwhore
>>212725575they've been together for 15 years, married for 13 and they have two kids
a stupid dick pic doesn't matter anymore
>nobody knows how to play this game
this dude is hilarious
>>212725801(And that's a good thing)
>>212725639i like bb26 style better desu
>>212725819kek tmc is a good one
rylie promising kelley his vote no matter what
>>212721481I see a mix between Katherine Heigl and Kate Upton
>>212725828Wow Rytard really lives up to his name
Kelley looks cute right now
Rylie just called Amy mentally unstable. That might catch him some heat online kek
>you need to go back home if youโre that fucking mentally unstable
kek
kek
kelley shit talking rachel or amys outfits?
>>212725883then proceeded to say they have genuinely good hearts kek
fun little shitstirring session though
need kelly hoh and TMC on the block
>>212725801she's dressed like a South Park character
tard mode cowboy telling kelly that he truly loves everybody and he wants other people to win but if keanu were to get launched into the sun right now then that would be a national holiday