Thread 212720779

>HOH: Vince
>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)
>Veto: Ashley

previously on /bb/: >>212715867

>>212720765
imagine the smell

Katherine’s ass

>will talking about how he likes rachel and she's not what he expected to kelly, who's been a certified rachel hater today
lmao

>>212720798
Imagine the turds

>>212720779 (OP)
>When someone says something so hygiene-phobic you just have to hit em with that two hour shower stare

for the record the houseguests are using "meditation" as their codeword for naps this year, so people aren't thrown off by the references when no ones actually meditating

>>212720807
>kelly, who's been a certified rachel hater today

what did she say?

>>212720808
dude that’s kinda gross

>>212720850
It's a jew tactic. They can't legally tell you to stop meditating.

at least they got a new chessboard this season

>>212720850
just general heavy focus on evicting her saying how she's got to get her out, also mean mugging her little pseudo prayer circle outside earlier kek

Imagine having to humor this frizzy haired hag. "Yeah you're totally a model yeah totally yep right uh huh for sure definitely a model"

>adrian coaching zach on remembering days and shit
loving my zach draft pick more and more
dudes in good with almost the whole house

ADRIAN IS LITERALLY TEACHING ZACH CHESS

>>212720944
>me and my weird cousin from the boonies staying over for the summer

lauren said she is going in the hot tub tonight

get ready

Rachel is kind of based for this. She makes it seem so effortless

rachel definitely trying to bring keanu in ratting out zae and co.

>>212720885
It is a relief to see that the pieces are actually distinguishable this year

>>212720995
keanu is such a dumbass being told outright this will stir the pot big time

baka kelly

lauren just told her she went to catholic school then she turns around and tells her shes agnostic

>>212720995
She could slide to the second win so easily

Keanu does not look happy rn kek

zaestybros.... a second rachel mistbomb has hit keanu...

kek
>hold on rachel just let me talk

>>212721039
laura or kelly said she was agnostic? you never know with catholic school kids kek

>>212721044
He always has that look on his face like someone stole his sugar cookie. He's a fucking manchild

>>212721108
kelly said she is agnostic and doesnt think people should live their lives according to some book written thousands of years ago right after lauren said she went to catholic school and considers herself catholic

rachel has been working out a lot today
she either doesn't work out like this in her normal life or she eats like a pig

Katherine just called Ashley an n-bomb under her breath

Rachel is fucking sick of this dude

>>212721309
Thought I was the only one who heard it

>>212721349
Kek this girl is not capable of smiling, such a shrew
It's like she's already menopausal

just logged in

bouncy

>>212721384
>Kek this girl is not capable of smiling, such a shrew
>It's like she's already menopausal
>watching her smile
we are not on the same page. we are not on the same planet

>>212720798
There's no wayback machine anymore, is there?

>>212721437
God who does she look like? It's on the top of my tongue.

Keanu has such a mouth in front of Rachel, he's got balls

>>212721349
>>212721384
she’s a brat

>>212721487
Rachel is giving Keanu all the info he needs to spiral out and go apeshit tonight

>katherine fucks with vinnie
lucky!

>>212721488
Like she's brat, like the kids say? Or is she A Brat?

based volatile cast (no jinx plz)

>>212721541
She is a brat. A tight brat.

they should have a returning player come in and basically be a freeloader coach. they arent eligible to win or get evicted but they are there to help or hurt peoples games but dont tell the other HGs they arent in the game and watch them try to evict them or not. they do compete for hoh and other comps just like everyone else

>kat starts adjusting her bikini
>button boy instantly switches

zae sisters how we feelin?

>>212721585
He's fine, Kelley is basically out the door

keanubros... our response?

how do you feedbros keep track of the mentalities and relationships between 17 different people? Or you just waiting for side boob / outright fights?

>>212721643
seems right, everytime he talks he buries his position more

they didnt change the cabinets or counters in the storage room. same as last season. they were dark grey on bb25

>>212721645
it's not that hard honestly
17 people isn't that much

>>212721645
you honestly just take it convo by convo
if a HG isn't talking shit about another HG, it's fair to say they have a decent relationship

>>212721645
You create tulpas of each houseguests and have them interact with each other based on the information you observe from watching the streams.

>>212721643
is his name really pooya?

>>212721710
how do you keep track of who's lying and who's working off incorrect information/bad assumptions?

>>212721766
Read their auras

>>212721766
Pay attention

>>212721481
she looks like she could be the third Fanning sister but the one they keep hidden for a reason...

>>212721645
I do both

>>212721691
they just swapped out the island and side storage and rug

KEANU SPIRALING

>>212721265
she looks good for early 20s

>>212721746
probably, idk
never really looked into it that much

>>212721766
there's less lying than you think, most of the time people lie it's to cover their ass
>did you tell X that I was coming for them?
>no absolutely not
trust and honestly is the most valuable currency in the game, if you run around making up a bunch of shit for no reason you become a massive house target

>all the doors are squeaky
must be intentional

morgan going to cry in the DR

>mickey
>7
BAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

morgan meltie

bunch of crybabies in this house!

>>212721949
doing her absolute best to ignore the hapa simp

>>212721949
checking digits with little lauren

LIL LEAH HAS SPOKEN

Rachel is rapidly approaching a Cirie level position in the house. Even the nbomb gals are willing to stooge

Ava <3

>>212721949

very cute new mole

>>212721928
Who are her enemies?

>>212722001
Rachel is giving out information too often and too quickly, Cirie kept her cards tighter to her chest and really only shared info with her allies

>>212721949
gotta love the laurmeister baby ya just gotta

>>212722025
me

>>212720798
God dam I wanna smell that chair.

keanu stressing

It's only a loss when you make the 8 ball in and scratch in the same shot. Otherwise it is ball in hand.

>>212722057
>chad guy sweating hard because he thought he'd steamroll
Love to see it

are they allowed to walk around the house naked if they wanted to

>>212722091
YOU SCRATCHED!

>>212721990
based leah

GROD

>>212722115
a couple people have streaked but they will get a stern lecture in the diary room if they do. feeds will cut too

>>212722115
elena and ian streaked at the start of the feeds

>>212722166
jace did too

>>212722154
>I just want a 6'5 rich guy who will devote his entire life to making me happy
>if I can't have that it's like ick
future cat lady once her looks go away

>>212722160
pit mole!

>>212722166
>>212722179
and joey

>>212722166
I think Joey from BB16 did too before feeds started

KEANU IS LITERALLY TEACHING LAUREN HOW TO PLAY POOL HE HAS GOT TO GO

>>212722201
>>212722208
damn. i wouldve loved to see that ass

>>212722217
joey had a dumper on her

>>212722242
trust me, i know

Do you know what a curbstomp is?

>>212722217
search
"big brother joey streaking". theres a vimeo

>>212722293
the new dr will

Jimmy asks the ladies: What does it mean when you're wet?
Someone: This is the part of the show where I exit

WBRB

>>212722293
Papa Dud is locked in

>all cams cut to will
>jimmy in earshot
>if you're wet what does that mean
>feeds cut
I was watching pool

>>212722293
Papa Dud has found himself in a fortunate position. He avoided the early game "old guy" target week 1 with safety, and now there's enough spazzes overplaying that he can sit back and wait to make a move

>>212721637
why kelly over amy ? surely ashley's friend would be the next obvious target ?

>>212722315
>>212722328
is jimmy doing a bit or do gay guys seriously don't know about girls getting wet?

>>212722287
she isnt completely naked but topless and only a thong

You’ll always be Judas in my house

>>212722336
Getting HN week 1 was a huge boon to Papa Dud's game. Safety along with a potential good alliance.

>Jimmy: HEY LAUREN! Pull your pants down, let me see how it works down there
>feeds cut

>>212722356
Yes but nobody likes Kelley. Amy and Rachel could rally the votes no problem

>>212722363
It's a bit he's going for a shock reaction

>>212722387
>>212722336
>>212722325
You can't call him Papa Dud all season

>>212721235
yeah her social skills are uh, abysmal to put it mildly

>>212721990
If MJ hadn't done that stupid move, I still think she really might've gave Chelsie a run for the money

>>212722293
He’s channeling Mob Boss Dud

>>212722375
oh hmm a minute in hayden gets naked with her and goes for a jog too

HOW DARE YOU TARAN!!!

>>212721481
katherine heigl to me

>>212722315
>feeds cut when talking about wet pussies
TV-MA feeds btw

>>212722469
What happened to Angela's charcuterie

>>212722520
she kinda looks like florence pugh

>>212722501
i miss her bros...

>>212721645
slowly digest their dynamic as feeds go on, you can tell after a week or two where they're standing for sure

yo sis odds are I can fuck you in the jury house?

>>212721481
Blonde Miranda Cosgrove

>>212721481
Merrit Weaver

>>212722469
stop blaming mak. during jankie week she was hoh and her and angela controlled both vetos and she put up tkor and let angela take kimo down and she renomed rubina

she had all the power to take out chelsie right then and mak couldnt have done anything about it.

vincebros...

>>212722030
a lot of them are pretty aware she's dangerous but don't think she's positioned well so she's not high on a lot of radars
the assumption seems to be she's basically got amy and ashley and that's it

We've graduated to strawberries for game pieces

>>212722469
No. Chelsie's gameplay was like a diamond and MJ's wasn't. It's that simple.

is vinnie scared of his alliance members or something??

>>212722328
>left feeds on vince audibly jacking off in the hoh shower
>cut from jimmy asking what a certain body function of women entails
kek wtf grod

I rank Chelsie medium because she was playing Big Brother with the Special Olympics

zaesty's body language is downright THIRSTY for jimjam

>>212722667
he was afraid of waking up one of his alliance members sleeping in HIS hoh room last night

>>212722644
Should've specified. I was referring to Leah

>>212721990
dumb bitch, every time she was considered to be put up Quinn went to bat for her
"find a simp to protect you" would be the real advice from her personal experience

>Jimmy having a 1 on 1 with his dl
This is what gives bottoms life, it's like watering a plant

>>212722614
cute!

>>212722780
they have the exact same speed of hyper talking lmao, perfect for each other
honestly I don't even think he's dl he just didn't bring it up, jimmy made a crack about them being a bromance which vince said was a showmance and zaesty didn't protest

Why is everybody cold, this is CA in the middle of summer.

>>212722833
they keep the house cold

>>212722833
they have the A/C on to freezing so the cameras don't heat up

>>212722833
IIRC the house stays pretty cold due to how hot it would be with the lights
them having sweaters and shit on outside is INSANE though

>>212722751
I mean, it's not a bad strat if you're a cute girl

Bro Zesty Zae is going NOWHERE, not if his bottom has anything to say about it

>the blubbering for amy
KEK
love this catty bitch

Zae and Jimmy give Rory and Lorelei

just think these people have been stone sober
imagine them when they get booze

>>212722954
minus the witticisms

>>212722923
>Zaesty
>top

>>212722972
>Here's three beers and one bottle of wine for 16 people
THEY'RE GONNA GET TRASHED!!!

Jimmy is based I hope he stays awhile

>>212723012
they both feel like switchers honestly

>>212721481
she looks like kate bosworth.
from Brandon Routh's superman

kathy sex outfit

>>212723033
Fujoshi shipsisters are going mad about this duo

>>212722626
kek nick looks like he bout to bust

>>212723063
especially in the eyes
morgan looks exactly like some actress I've seen somewhere and it's bugging me

i havent noticed lauren's walk in the house

>>212723102
She looks exactly like every mullato half-breed negress I've ever seen

jimmy is going to spend from now till eviction crusading to secure zaesty's safety

>>212723102
kate bosworth has heterochromia. one of her eyes is half brown and the other is blue

>>212723154
I'm pretty sure the actress I'm thinking of is like Israeli or Iranian or something

kelley is finito
dumb bitch also said that she wants to throw blockbuster earlier

wew lauren

>volunteers to go up
>goes up
>said she'd throw arena
ABSOLUTE MAD WOMAN

they're talking about turtling (poop)

>jimmy: im crowning a little bit
they are talking about praire dogging their poo

>>212721481
She's a dead ringer for Emily Meade

who crowning rn?

>>212723201
Nigs of a different name

>>212723102
like stacy dash from clueless??

>>212723253
>>212723251
this is the scat season because why do they fucking keep talking about shit?

>>212723253
Damn, kat looking fine in this outfit

>wet cats bad
>talking about poop in detail good

>>212723253
>that outfit

>>212723278
Pffff she wishes

feels like a lifetime ago the episode edit said mickey was into rylie
I don't even know if I've seen them interact on feeds lmao

>>212723279
too many fags on the season

>>212723340
mickey gave rylie a manicure and his nails looked legit nice

>>212723343
most of the shittalk has been women lmao

tamara tunie devils advocate

>>212723374
wasn't it lauren who painted his nails?

kelly in her pajamas at 730

AVA SIGHTING

>>212723440
no bra

how do i bypass ads on pluto?

>>212723465
>commercial pops up
>switch to the other channel

>>212723465
switch cams? get a paramount sub for $2 for 2 months?

I want to see Ashley in more revealing outfits

>>212723465
just switch cams on vlc
on the main site when I try to switch cams I get into a bad ad loop for some reason so getting the playlist file for vlc is worth it

what is the fake booze in the bottle on the bar upstairs? isnt it going to get weird sitting out there for like 90 days?

>>212723505
Is there single pane full screen on PC anymore?

>>212723611
i'm sure it's just meant to look like it has alcohol in it but doesn't. pretty lame that they have like 100 wine bottles in a room too

>>212723672
right, i mean if it were real booze it would be fine sitting out there for 90 days. but if its just food coloring water that shit is going to get murky and start to smell

>>212723707
i meant that it's probably some solid substance that is just meant to look like booze

>>212723615
im not sure what you mean

Why the fuck does Zae always play or pull with his dick constantly? he just did it again

Crashanu

>>212723746
zaesty wants to get fucked and is subconsciously showing signs

>>212723746
magical underwear withdraws

>>212723727
oh hmm. i guess it could be some old paramount props. looks like real liquid to me

>>212723750
a keanu hoh would be legendarily insane

>>212723746
gonorrhea

>>212723836
once every decade or so we get another devin

imagine Devin coming in to coach Keanu

imagine keanu going into the DR and Devin came out wearing a wig pretending to be him

wonder if ashley is bullshitting or genuine that she believes most people are being honest with her about the upcoming vote

I don't want to watch dorks play chess, Grod

>>212724103
I get the impression she's playing up the ditzy vibe a little bit

zaesty is boring, he need to go

>>212724194
This

>>212724194
He's playing hard to keep himself in the game

>>212724194
at least id be able to get more kelley caps

>>212724194
I don't think I've heard a thing personal wise beyond that brief hottub talk last night
it's been all game or chess playing lmao

kind of a boring feeds day so far. long night ahead of us though

>>212724230
jelley kelley

why did zaesty and jimmy hug in the bathroom kek
a million fujos squealed in delight

>lauren still in a bikini
what a whore

>>212724251
All the good gaming almost always happens at night

I HAVE SEEN YOU
IN A PAAAAAST
LIFE

is it just me or does Keanu seem to fucking hate Kelley? like he's being forced to talk to her right now but his responses seems like he can't stand her

>>212724318
they seem bipolar as fuck relationship wise

I have known many girls like Lauren that seem "rigid" and kind of cold and 100% of the time it's because they've never had an orgasm

>>212724284
For some reason Zae really knows how to work the gay vote

>>212724318
think thats just his vibe

>>212724336
this post is very girl coded

>>212724318
He's a brute. He reminds me of Austin BB17 but dumber somehow

>>212723743
I hit fullscreen in Chrome, it includes the big pane you have selected to watch, but also the 5 small ones at the top. I'm used to real fullscreen of just the pane you have selected.

>>212724403
ah, try firefox with bbviewer extension

didn't even think about will and ava being have nots
they might perk up more when they actually get some food in them

Will is struggling on slop and lack of sleep. Have they mentioned what they are doing for slop?

Curious if they ignore it on the show again

>>212724336
when you're that pretty, society expects you to have a high-value man otherwise they'll mock you behind your back (like selena gomez and benny bianco)
but then high-value dudes flirt with you, fuck you, and move on to the next bitch
sometimes (like mole 1.0) you can eventually land a real solid husband and hit the lottery, but most of the time you exist in this "upper tier" where you can probably have sex with famous rockers or b-list actors but you've never experienced a loving, stable relationship

are they reusing the bench/couch from bb26 that was in the yard for the one in the bathroom?

Is it because they are safe, I didn't see that energy from Ava and Will in the house from the pre-game interview

>>212724505
>couch
>in the bathroom

>>212724505
looking at it closer now the arches arent the same but very similar

>>212724559
it's the slop effect

so they just let vince nap the whole afternoon?

>>212724559
I think they're both strugging being Have Nots and possibly not vibing with many people yet

>>212724502
She's too good for The Challenge so she can skip that altogether and go the Mole route and snag a rich guy.

>>212724559
I'm hoping it's the slop and they'll develop personalities tonight after they eat

>>212724610
ava seems to be relatively well liked and I haven't heard anything bad about will though he seems more low key, but yeah slop and the room definitely seems to be kicking their ass

>>212724491
>>212724610
its the last day they get to eat in 3.5 hours

keanu vince btw

Ava looked way cuter than I expected while she stared into the mirror

Beta Vince about to show deference to a true alpha. His balls are about to suck inside his body.

You all thought Ava was going to be Blue Kim 2.0 snide yuppie brat and boom she's lovely, you were all wrong
Her not being a gross g*ok wigger has huge amounts to do with it

some god tier game strategy is about to be discussed

keanu asking vince if someone came in today and asked for keanu to be put on the block
>vince totally side stepping the question

>>212724708
who said or thought this?

Keanu has no idea what he's doing

What’s his master strategy?

whisper time

I NEED A KEANU HOH NEXT WEEK

>>212724762
neither does vince frankly

>>212724403
oh, my streaming device with paramount app lets me do real fullscreen but the cam switching is less than desirable

gen-z stare

if vince isn't sketched about this explicit rachel question he is hopeless
makes it painfully obvious she snitched on zae

>>212724787
Thanks to (((equitable))) comps we'll get some boring bullshit like a Mickey or Ava HoH

eye on the prize

>>212724814
kek

>wakes up
>immediately interrogated by keanu
lmao
punished vince arc

Do they not do family meals or anything? seems like they're all just fending for themselves

>obviously you see why I feel like I can trust rachel now
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212724910
kek he thinks Rachel saved him when she just wants him as a huge target next week

Vince probably wants to talk bad about Rachel but Keanu just got confirmation that she did go to bat for Keanu

>>212724866
hope you enjoyed your goddamn nap, vince

>>212724880
we'll have to see in the coming days, but yeah a little funny how many people didn't wait for the have nots to eat
>>212724910
>>212724926
he should be incredibly alarmed how this talk magically made keanu love rachel and why he's focused on her during this talk

yes send Zae home

keanu and vince talking about how kelly cant go home this week and how great she is for their games

>>212724880
what even is this dish, it looks like equal parts corn and ground beef
and you put it on texas toast?

keanu wants zaesty to go home, not that it matters what he thinks

Rylie gets spooked when associated to an alliance apparently

>>212724378
Get well soon Luchasaurus.

>>212724984
yeah, looks like ground beef and maybe corn. kinda reminds me of tater tot casserole filling. i forget who made it last year but it certainly doesn't seem like something Leah would make

maybe it was Brooklyn?

zaesperg is growing on me

>>212725016
given how this vote is so fluid could matter in an amy/zae vote scenario, but given how flip floppy he's been in less than 24 hours we've seen it's pretty clear that's not necessarily a solid position

>>212725016
it might if it ends up with zae and kelley on the block come thursday. i think all the girls would vote zae out over kelley

>>212725036
>tater tot casserole
tater tot hotdish

keanu and vince incorrectly labeling deadbeat cowboy as a floater

>zae, zach, riley, will, vince
oh no no no no

>>212725029
I was actually there in person for his last big AEW win (Worlds End on Long Island)

>MUH CHESS
oh for fucks sake

it's weird how wide out in the open her alliance with Amy is

not fucking amy crying again
regretting that draft gamble so hard right now
>>212725135
I mean it is kinda masking how she's involved with a lot of other people, the house assumption in public is that she's got amy and ashley, meanwhile she's got fingers in a lot of other pies

>>212725135
no one really cares about the old people as threats

amy is planning to cry her way through this season

>>212725135
she's reverting back to the way she played and has made Amy her new Brendan

Amy's mommy JOI earlier today was pretty hot

keanu coming up with random twists now

kek this keanu guy is touched in the head

kek Keanu they aren’t adding another competition buddy

mob boss will holding court in have not with zaesty

>>212724972
reminds me of bb18 natalie putting on her deoderant

an alliance is falling in papa dud’s lap

>I trust vinny even though he put me on the block
zae....

>my relationship grew 10 times stronger from him putting me on the block
this dude is retarded

I like this grownup Rachel. Vegas Rachel was certified retard

>>212725396
she reminds me of BB13 Rachel, who was calm and collected until someone targeted/turned on her, then she reverted right back to queen bitch

kek the word "floater" is gonna be weaponized a lot this season.

A FUCKIN FLOATER?

>zach if you can do this for me I will make sure you are fully satisfied if you know what I mean
wtf amy

>>212725428
rachel's presence inspiring them

>I'm not like that, I've always wanted to see everybody win, I always want everybody to do win
what game does this dude think he's playing

which eyeball are you looking at?

>>212725545
to do well*

why does rachel think the live ep is 90 min? its not, wed is

https://www.tmz.com/2011/03/08/big-brother-brendon-rachel-penis-picture-webcam-scandal-cheating-engaged-wedding/
>Love conquers all ... even after you send schlong pics to another woman on the Internet -- and Brendon Villegas from "Big Brother" can prove it ... because he's now ENGAGED to the chick he cyber-cheated on.
>In case you forgot ... Brendon from BB12 aired the most embarrassing public apology in the history of the universe back in December, after his GF Rachel Reilly -- who he met on the show -- caught him sending shots of his wang to some random chick on the web.
>Well, it must have worked -- because now Brendon and Rachel aren't just back on ... they're getting MARRIED
>The couple got engaged on V-Day and are planning to tie the knot in September. It's their wedding, they can cry if they want to.
Would ya'll bring this up to Rachel in a fight?

>>212721481
i just wait for someone to make a post explaining everything

>>212725460
he gonna plap those cheeks

>kelley: he(keanu) called me loose lipped earlier today
>ry: keanu is the most loose lipped mother fucker in this houw

>once he's out of this house I'm gonna be able to sleep good at night. whenever I try to go sleep I lose sleep because I think about him out here talking like "bro do you want to be in a 9, 10 person alliance?"
keanu has real devin 2.0 potential

>>212725545
hes trying to be afp but also he started shittalking keanu like 3 sentences later kek

>>212722311
*INHALE*

the fuck rylie

>>212725631
he's going to get in a physical fight when someone crosses him kek
I'M NOT NO BITCH

these 2 retards talking about final 2 when she's leaving this week

gd keanu better win HoH next week

kek rylie is so fucking intense for no reason

dbc losing his cool over keanu

>>212725631
>he thought america picked the winner
bless his recruit ass heart

Rylie and Kelley just made a F4. Not F2, they reiterate. Rylie says he's "observative"

>>212725681
good riddance

>>212722717
they are going to fuck in the HOH shower

>>212725672
he's like bb16 cowboy

>>212721481
donna from that 70s show

>>212725711
kelly also told him that she has a f2 with someone else. these tards need to chill

ava looks like a crackwhore

>>212725575
they've been together for 15 years, married for 13 and they have two kids
a stupid dick pic doesn't matter anymore

kelly is a shit stirrer

Tard mode cowboy

>nobody knows how to play this game
this dude is hilarious

>>212725819
i like it

>>212725801
(And that's a good thing)

>>212725639
i like bb26 style better desu

>>212725819
kek tmc is a good one

rylie promising kelley his vote no matter what

>>212721481
I see a mix between Katherine Heigl and Kate Upton

>>212725828
Wow Rytard really lives up to his name

Kelley looks cute right now

Rylie just called Amy mentally unstable. That might catch him some heat online kek

>you need to go back home if you’re that fucking mentally unstable
kek

kek
kelley shit talking rachel or amys outfits?

>>212725883
then proceeded to say they have genuinely good hearts kek
fun little shitstirring session though

NEW

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need kelly hoh and TMC on the block

>>212725801
she's dressed like a South Park character

tard mode cowboy telling kelly that he truly loves everybody and he wants other people to win but if keanu were to get launched into the sun right now then that would be a national holiday

>>212725905
both I think

Manson girl