Thread 212725904

>HOH: Vince
>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)
>Veto: Ashley

previously on /bb/: >>212720779

>>212725819
least alimony cowboy

Houseguests you can not call one another mentally unstable

ok so who in this house doesn't appear to be mentally challenged?

zach, will, katherine, lauren, ashley, micky and morgan seem fine so far? Obviously Rachel too.

this chick gives me a weird boner

>>212725904 (OP)
subconsciously lusting after zach and wanting his tiny hapa penis in her mouth

>>212725932
how long before bb tells them to not let the blankets hang over the bunks like that

not these tards again

Was Ashley whispering about Ava? saying she liked her a lot and that she's a dope person?

Vince: "you want to keep Kelly just so you can put her back on the block, that could be a pitch for somebody who isn't necessary close with her"

just be cool calm and collective

>>212725975
yup. ava is getting locked in with a bunch of people it seems

>>212725942
>Morgan
Lol

Kelley wants to fuck cowboy ?

shes givin him the look

>>212726000
fuck is a strong word. maybe just a quick handjob

Zae gotta stae

>>212726014
What is this facial expression trying to convey?

>>212726000
She's got a loving boyfriend (of 8 months)

Ava dressed like a 10 year old boy from the 90s

>>212725940
she looks like a Manson girl

>>212726038
Every girl wants to fuck him
He's got that tard rizz

>>212726044
she looks like a character from South Park

>>212725904 (OP)
Who's the better player?

>>212725945
shes a hot mom milf

>>212726059 oops, meant for >>212726000

>>212726083
Dr. Will played in a weaker era so David

jimmy got the stink

zach and ava saying jimmy is a loose cannon

>>212726169
I wanna smell Katherines stinkhole.

house is so comfy this year

damn wtf they got an outside dining table?

Morgan and Zae playing chess together is pretty awkward, does he know how hard she's been pushing him to leave?

>>212726172
>>212726169
I mean until zach or someone spills the heavy hitters alliance its all a whole lot of nothing

they are playing hide and seek

>>212726185
Hello, Bryan Kohberger

>>212726044
her styles mad crazy

>you are one of the best players I've ever played
>this is the first time I've ever played
gamer girl instincts....

>>212726227
kek more gen-z stare

some real shit pawn structure going on

Why is Ava wearing a pillow case for pants

>>212726227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VMbSJ2pm2g
replace "kyle" with "kelley"

>>212726281
They're gonna target each other harder after this

it doesnt appear that zaesty knows what castling is so i have a hard time believing he teaches chess

lauren is so fucking CUTE

imagine if TMC kicked Zaes head lol

first booze delivery is gonna hit like crack

>rylie went from hulking out and sulking to having fun playing hide n seek that quick
CRAZY EYES

>>212726362
it would be extremely painful

Kat looks SEXO

are they allowed zyn?

katherine's outfit is very cute right now. cheeks hanging out a bit too

>>212726428
she's been a ghost on the feeds while wearing this sadly

>>212726337
you'd be surprised how people will know a ton about some hyperspecialized thing then nothing about the rest of life
academics are notorious for it

>>212726439
kek

>>212726439
Kek

>ashley has ibs
SHE GOT THE STINK YO

>>212726449
are you retarded

>>212725983
some bitch took a 2 hour shower and people are freaking out

>>212726449
if he teaches chess he should 1000% know what castling is.

>>212726473
Ah so that's what she was doing those 2 hours

>>212726486
fuck I'm too tired and read castling as casting kek
I need to go to bed clearly

>>212726439
perfection

>>212726473
that's probably why she spent so long in the shower night 1, was super anxious and nervous from entering the BB house and didn't want to hog the downstairs toilet from everyone else

>>212726501
Good cap

>>212726428
hubba hubba

>>212726428
i also capped that one kek

>>212726565
Mhm she's in prime breeding condition

>>212726528
so you're saying she went poo in the shower?

>>212726596
you think she waffle stomped it?

>say fridge is rancid smelling
>they don't do a thing about it
oh we're getting a durrty house this year

>>212726633
how can it stink so bad so quickly

top kek at this final position

says a lot about the tension in the house they don't do family meals at all
which is based for us

>>212726596
probably a lot of time back and forth from the shower to the toilet, it doesn't come out all at once it comes out in spurts, like when a normal person gets food poisoning

Jimmy and Katherine said they’re gonna get married but Lauren will be their third that sits in the cuck chair.

Keanu just blasted a huge fart in the kitchen while eating

Keanu just leaned to the right and lifted his leg and ripped a big fart

>>212726655
Jimmy is full degenerate

>>212726645
you'd be shocked how dirty people can be, especially when it comes to shit they just shove in a fridge, if they're not bagging shit properly or closing lids it would go wrong fast in a week
>>212726596
>>212726653
it's more you sit on the toilet for a very long time, when I'm in a flair I'm sitting for 15-20 minutes at a minimum each time because like you said it's not all at once
t.have colitis

>>212726683
>>212726692

>>212726655
kek did they actually mention cuck chair

>>212726655
i knew she was my favorite for a reason. wants to cuck Lauren??

glad vince isn't so dumb as to miss the rachel connection in keanu's bullshit

>>212726645
Probably sits with old food in it for a while during the off season

you can see thru ashleys pants and see her thong

gameoftelephonebros.... we won

>>212726683
>>212726692

>>212726655
need the lauren version kek

>>212726709
yeah, Katherine came up with the idea actually

https://x.com/angeleah4life/status/1944949712207118559

goodnight /bb/

>keanu loudly eating right next to rachel and ava who can't eat for several more hours
lmao

>>212726655
very hot

>>212726761
Lauren is too innocent she has no idea what they’re talking about

>>212726770
night babes

>>212726715
>>212726761
god she's so perfect bros

>>212726788
kinda hot that Katherine knows what a cuck chair is though

actually one more because i caught it when they were adjusting the focus kek

who is that at the hammock we can just barely see?

>>212726337
i wonder if it's intentional? i'm not watching them/not an expert on chess but i remember teaching my brother and decided to save castling for a bit later. just didn't want to get bogged down in explaining a specific move like that when i wanted him to just get the basic concept first

>>212726822
RIP Ava

>>212726822
someone put the GTA "wasted" over it

>In 2023, the US Census Bureau estimated that the median household income was $97,628, and the per capita income was $62,742. About 5.9% of families and 9.1% of the population were below the poverty line.
actually not as high as I expected

have not room is back downstairs?

>>212726874
yes in the side room where it use to be

Keanu farting

https://x.com/angeleah4life/status/1944979329827659805

chaddha 2 finna fall for derek 2

this is legit the first time i have seen vinny outside the hoh room

>>212726894
wonder if they got some twist planned for the upstairs room then

10000 hours in paint

>>212726931
based and good enough anon

>>212726917
you didn't see him sobbing in the smoker's section?

sounds like zach had to quit his job for this kek
hard to be anything else when they're talking about job opportunities

rachel killed her

every have not has collectively crashed today
can't blame them but still fun to see it happen so close to the ending

>>212726927
the gym room is up there

srs what is wrong with ava

>>212727004
have not who presumably hasn't eaten shit today and is only awake to eat real food in a little over 2 hours

>>212727004
overdosed

>>212726937
BRAAAAPPP

>>212727021
lean

>>212727021
impregnatable

zoomers love to vape. wonder if smoking and vaping are banned now

keanu is on the block next week unless he wins

>>212727077
smokings been verboten for a while and I highly doubt they'd let vapes in

the jews fear this interracial paring

footfag they had a shot of amy and rachel's feet

>>212727090
i feel like blue mentioned having brought one but never saw her use it

this chigga thought he was slick linking up with morgan

>>212727090
>smokings been verboten for a while
since when
people can bring cigs in if they want, production just doesn't give them nicotine and not many people smoke these days

how has Rachel been?

>>212727250
fine and mostly laying low
we need to see her actually in danger to see if she goes full classic rachel though

>>212727313
bro. whats he thinking?

>Always is always forever
>As long as one is one
>Inside yourself for your father
>All is none all is none all is one

>>212727238
I think BB25 is when HGs started saying smoking is prohibited

>>212727336
nice. where do i join?

I see liquid8d figured out how to force the P+ feeds into higher quality (up to 1080p) on Chrome

time for keanu to interrogate zaesty

>>212727415
That's what happens when you take Gen Z's phones away

>>212726895
all them nasty ladies in the replies omw

ashley is claiming that at least some of showergate she was talking with someone up there, I think jimmy?

>>212727415
is he wearing a thumb ring?

>>212727465
kek

>>212727336
>when you realize Helter Skelter wasn't predicting a race war but instead depicting the events of BB23

>>212726952
there's a smoker's section again?

papa dud is in with EVERYONE

lauren said she was getting in the hot tub tonight. she lied to us

zach getting into another alliance? jesus he's going to pull a dud and start mixing them up at this rate

elderly milk dud is an archetype

>>212727507
he's a chad that keeps his mouth shut
they're all coming to him with alliances

>>212727369
that's lame and gay

>amys tits pop out enough keanu saw them
need to keep this milf this week

is it me or is quad cam louder than single cams?

>>212727492
wym again
the lounge where smokers always sit

>>212727561
sam could really smoke ciggies

whoever's in charge of feeds is fucking obsessed with the zaesty one tonight

>hammock napcam
>swaps to living room napcam
boring ahh cast
>>212727578
she could really do a lot of shit

>>212727623
buttonboy listened now we're onto morgan spiraling a little

>>212727640
it's so funny that she's like 35

>>212727640
>ANOTHER shit reference
girl loves her anal

ashleys body language is like im done with this crazy bitch already

>>212727623
arts and crafts. one of a kind

morgan keeps having melties

this time its over jimmy, she doesn't trust him

>keanu:why would I leave you, you're in one of me...you're in my alliance
bro is a hot mess, these people aren't as stupid as last season
>>212727680
wrong black lady kek but true

goddam it’s week 1 these people need gotta chill

woke bb talmbout "pronouns"

>>212727723
kek im probably going to do it all season

>>212727747
its like there are 4 frenchies running around

STFU Morgan

>>212727747
it's basically non-stop game talk

sex with morgan

>>212727774
between her sperging and the keanu zae yappathon quadcam is like a fucking gnat buzzing with how fast the words are flying

playing support character in apex with morgan

>>212727777
TRUST IN THE 7

>>212727747
they need to go harder

>>212727789
I watch feeds back on like 1.5x speed, and this is faster than that usually is

keanu bringing up last seasons when crazy eyes got evicted
which is hilarious given how he's been so dense and trusting so far

>like this little fucking gnat
gnatbros, we are so back

kek does she cry when she plays video games too?

I was gone for 30 minutes what set Morgan off

morgan teary eyed again
casting hit gold with these people my god

>>212727855
>video games
I thought she hung out in a bikini

who the fuck made my gamer girl cry

how do the older women cry more than the younger ones?

>>212727874
less microplastics in their brain

>>212727857
she is spiraling because keanu may have called her a snake
I'm not joking this is based on hearing the pronoun she in a conversation and assuming it's her
CUH RAY ZEE

i hope when lauren cries its like little leah where you cant tell if shes laughing or crying

morgan is kinda giving vanessa vibes

>>212727874
gen z on too many SSRIs to cry

>>212727874
perimenopause

>morgan admitting she went to dr to ball her eyes out and see the therapist over this
KWAB

>>212727900
she wont last long lol

>>212727920
nah that's primo millennial shit

>>212727917
hmm

cambros they're laughing at us....
>based on his stature he would win the wall comp
this bitch never read ian's physics article

the fuckin ego it takes to assume that “she” is referring to yourself when there are 8 other women in the house

are the yapbros saying anything of note?
too focused on this crashout

quinn had the physique to win but Tucker was running on pure hatred

>>212728008
just saying nothings about comps like "amy cant win"

oh look the 2 thots are in tow

morgan is truly jealous about zach/lauren

>>212727917
kek she really is right now

>>212727990
dawgs in the cribbros...we keep taking Ls....

>>212728033
HGs always underestimate the crapshoot comps.

>that brief shot of rachel fucking around
kek Idk if anyone capped it but was funny regardless

>>212728029
quinn was a skinnyfat dweeb, tucker used to carry his groceries home in nyc using 1 finger

>>212728052
doing the chelsie route of couching her jealousy in pure game terms

Kat looks so good tonight bros

>>212728106
yeah that striped outfit is working for her

retard keanu still harping over his planned 10 person alliance not working out

hahahahahaha this retard

>>212728106
>she fed rylie an olive
how the fuck does he have so much rizz?
>>212728132
zae is going to spiral over this convo when it ends

>>212727335
whys RACHEL HERE

>>212728158
looking back it's smart Rachel chose Will as a have-not, she knows the curse of the old guy and keeping him around is good for her game

>>212728202
he keeps getting included in these alliance discussions so honestly he's doing miles better than most old boys

if keanu is devin and kelly is joey, who is pao pao?

>>212728106
her outfit makes me think impure thoughts

my stream froze on this face

>>212727018
>real food in a little over 2 hours
OH ok, was wondering if they had the havenot feast today or tomorrow

>>212728158
rachel and papa dud linked up

>>212728265
>eating from the communal jar no fucks given

>>212728219
I think this cast is just schizo and desperate for inoffensive numbers. he doesn't have an obvious #1 or loyalty, so they all put him in their hypothetical vote counts or alliances as a safe +1

am i schizo or is amy eating pizza right now?
still an hour left before midnight

>>212728296
kat looks like off brand lhea

im getting fucking hungry

>>212728276
>>212728265
I really hope she makes it far. I know she’s hot but I feel like she’s gonna get spicy in the game when someone doesn’t rub her the right way

kek lauren was walking weird just now

>>212728317
amy's not a have-not
rachel, ava, will, and zach can't eat pizza

eating pizza with kat

>>212728317
Have Nots are Ava, Rachel, Zach, and Will

>>212728343
ah I was mixing her up with ava

rude eating pizza in front of them with an hour left

>>212728359
this house is clearly everyone for themselves lmao, definitely no communal meals for a while if at all
at least they're eating in the kitchen keanu went out to eat at the hot tub with rachel and ava

Lauren is adorable

lauren and kat just checked digits

I love how hard they game all the time
>26, 5 episodes of 20, first episodes to know how they shot the intros and chatgpt
this n-bomb

>>212728409
>>212728408
ai is going to cook this generation

>>212728409
the absolute state of zoomers

my two wives

stupid sexy kat

wonder if we will get a DR of vince regretting trying for first hoh

I think getting mindfucked over keanu genuinely freaked vince out about rachel

>>212728492
definitely has had some impure thoughts about kelly kek
meanwhile vince apparently balled like a bitch in dr too, is the entire house cryers?

>we're gonna miss the fuel for morgans further crashouts because vince mentioned he cried in dr
GROOOOOOOD

Vince really is all the worst parts of Joseph & Quinn rolled into one HG

>>212728539
were 100% gonna get a crying DR pre veto meeting

Jimmy is running this house

>>212728658
we need more of Big Jim tonight, he's been quiet since the "truce" with keanu

>>212728531
his body pillow with a fleshlight attached doesnt count

holy fuck lauren

>>212728707
grodner will pay for fishing my only closeup feeds of this qt

Morgan is delulu

>>212728707
>>212728721
>>212728787
>switch to lauren feeds
>I watch
simple as

her armpits fuuuck

once again i was correct that 90 percent of the women in BB look so much better without caked with makeup. on Thursday we will see it again

qt and spergxican being a lowkey swing duo riding out the war is a nice dynamic

THE OGRE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THE PRINCESS!

>>212728658
gay federal workers eliminated by doge we are so back

keanu will live rent free in morgan's head until he's evicted
>>212728825
lot of fascinating lowkey partnerships popping up today

Lauren says she likes Katherine but they never talk game

>>212728830
this seems more like an ian-nicole, unless you mean the unrequited hapa

theres only so much mist a pussy can produce. eventually it runs dry and then what are you left with?

Adrian is actually talking game to Lauren instead of simping or flirting with her

>>212728890
she's not giving him much info though

Kelley's just gonna go because everyone is scared of being on the wrong side of the house. sounds about right for the first week

>>212728903
what info does she have to spill exactly? "Zach told me he's going to fly to Louisiana and stalk me until I date him!"

>>212728903
what does she have, who's she even in with?
can't think of a single real alliance she's in

>>212728903
they seem relatively equal in terms of what they're giving and what they're holding back

>amy rachel mickey morgan will
>everyone else in the 10

>>212728943
frankly outside of vince/morgan/zach/kinda jimmy we don't really have a fully solidified alliance I've seen
there's a lot of talk of roping people into alliance but not hard formations
I've definitely heard her name for some of them

lauren socks all over my cock!

>>212728861
>>212728836
i'd instantly make a final two with her right here

the mole archetype is something

ashley and amy talk quite a bit without rachel
wonder if they'd have the balls to cut her in a hypothetical world they all went deep

ava sighting

>>212729021
>immediate cut away
fuck you grod!

Amy has a giant fucking head. Like on the level of Keanu's

L-to-R
>Lauren
>Ava
>Kat
>Adrian

these people are endlessly gaming and it's only monday night
also morgan with her legs on zach's and his hand on her leg, the love triangle remains strong

>thinking all the way to final 6
wew

>Vince: Nobody will ever put Amy up
>Zach: I would
>Vince: No you wouldn't!

>if Amy stays this week, no one put her up and let her hatred stay on me
god Vince is so bitchmade

kelley eternal pawn star

>>212729187
the psycho would actually like that
>duuurr I'm just like tuckah

>>212729217
you're not wrong. shit would be wild if she comps out like big mak

Zach being pissed at Rylie about never wanting to win and that he refuses to come to the HOH room to talk game. I agree. What the fuck are you in the house for, dipshit?

Vince talks so much shit about everyone that it's gonna bite him in the ass at some point. It's too early where people aren't selling him out yet.

>rachel amy ashley
>the three headed monster

so the kelley thing with amy is she yelled across the yard if her boobs were fake in front of a bunch of people lmao

>>212729277
that's hilarious, we need her and keanu in this house for as long as possible

>>212729277
kelley asking the real questions

>>212729303
your cap but not shite

>>212729277
Did Amy bring it up?? Damn I need to find the clip

inb4 Zach tells Vince leave so him and Morgan can fuck in the HOH room

>>212729339
yep during that ashley amy convo here

Haha more shittalking on Cam

I hope they show the Have Nots eating

>>212729394
>we have rylie they had cam
>we have a cowboy they had...
oof
camdawgs....

I feel like Katherine shows her true feelings on her face and she can't stand talking with Zae right now

>>212729427
she does, she rolled her eyes at someone before without realizing it.

she's not keeping Zae kek

>>212729427
girl would have her wallet emptied if she tried to play poker that's for sure

>Kat: you need to realize that the majority of the house are women
aka you're fucked

>>212729427
I think she just has resting bitch face.

and in hoh we're back on MUH SNAKE with morgan

>>212729427
imagine asking for two cups of extra ranch at her restaurant and she looks at you like this. god i love her

>>212729427
I do actually like that she was telling the truth in her intro saying she doesn't really give a shit about boys

>>212729494
kek

>>212729481
that's the kind of talk that will get her evicted the minute a guy is hoh and she fails the arena/veto

goodnight /bb/

>>212729515
night babes

just give up on her and cozy up to the men again, Zaesty
she is not interested at all in this conversation

im hungies. i wana cook something and eat with the have nots

Zae, hunny, shut up

>>212729536
we can applaud him for doing the rounds unlike those cunts last season but yeah
he is the last person raging self proclaimed feminist is voting to save

remember last night they cut away from the Have Nots eating their feast because little Leah hit her jaw on the counter?

She's also a TERF

>>212729571
*last SEASON oh god i need to sleep

>>212729585
whomst

wrap it up zaesty my god

kat looks weird rn ngl

There is ZERO sexual tension between Zae and Katherine. She must know, right?

>>212729637
she's half asleep and just wants to go to bed lol

>>212729639
Must know what?

kino little moment with rylie coming out of the water kek, looking like a crazy man
also apparently rylie is into someone I think lauren? given the mention she might like someone else
>>212729639
he is exactly the opposite of what a raging feminist would go for lmao even in a magical world he's straight somehow

>>212729656
he's not a "let me take you to dinner" type of guy, he's a "gurlllll let's do brunch" type of guy

>Riley spits a huge amount of shit out of the hot tub
>THAT WAS WATER, NOT SPIT

who is he saying he is interested in romantically?

They're gonna skip the Have Nots feast

>>212729686
I'm assuming lauren because he mentioned she might like someone else and they did have funny vibes when she did his nails
but could be wrong without further context

hn feast time

I'm on the fence if rylie actually doesn't give a fuck about alliances or the money because he constantly lies about not talking game to anyone, feels like he thinks it's a good front to larp as kenny lite

MOVE THE PILLOW FUCK

>>212729744
I could see him being another Tucker, all smug about not wanting an alliance week 1, then when his ass is on the line suddenly all he wants to do is win

>>212729744
i think he cares but he knows its week 1 and doesnt want to get pegged to some 6 person alliance and become a target
>>212729674

>>212729751
STOP THAT

>we're missing have not feast for four cams on this
literally why??

post the ugliest photo of rylie please

grodner denying us the have nots feast

>>212729801
doing gods work capanon

Let the woman pee, Zae

>>212729847
someone needs to tell him he's leaning too hard into his solicitation techniques and to chill out a little

I am so fucking ready to lose Zae week 1
Kelley is a cute schitzo and Amy's presence makes Rachel cockier

grodner is protecting rachel's image by not showing her hogging out rn. this is a travesty

>>212729919
him constantly holding people hostage yapping is still better than amy desu

I chuckle at Zae's complete inability to whisper when talking game. He's on the spectrum, right?

kek that moment rylie said dykes and realized he might get in trouble with cancelfags and explained it
genuine question do people not call them dyke/dykecutters everywhere?

>>212729966
ashley has been stuck needing to pee for over 10 minutes due to his endless yapping kek
idk if on the spectrum so much as his aggressive sales tactics taking over

Zae talks like one of those old timey sports commentators

>>212729847
kek i went to go warmup some left overs has she not peed yet?

>>212729801
Nice

>>212730012
she's a guaranteed amy vote and he won't let her pee

what if she has a turtles head poking out rn

Kelly bros how we feeling?

finally the kitchen

finally let her free like 20 minutes later

>>212730104
im hopeful. i think if she is up against zae she has a chance. against amy, im not so sure

papa dud is doing work

>>212730139
>>212730139
>>212730139
>>212730139

those green coupe glasses
everything is so pretty

rachel downing soda like that at her age is kind of sad

jimmy's gonna have some super pissed mormons LMAO
very based

>>212730185
there's nothing wrong with having a bit of diet coke

no straight man wears a pink hoodie and a pink hat

>>212730206
fat cory did

>>212730199
it was a tall cup and its 12:20am

All right, vote me out If it’s good for your game we’re good next week!