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>>212727462 (OP)
Worfs human brother was a real downgrade from kurn

>>212727556
Getthefuckouddahere! Worf's brother was a made guy -- a boss. Respected.

i'm tired. but i will finish this show because of faith of the heart and sunk cost

>>212727462 (OP)
If Brent Spinner really wanted to act shoehorning Lore into Generations or First Contact would have been 10x more kino than that goddamn emotion chip.

>>212727556
Nikolai did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt of command, and he had this wonderful system for doing the bajoran garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil... It was a very good system.

>>212727690
I'm watching Rikerian Daddyiators, can't wait for old man Riker to run the Eliminator

>>212727804
Star Trek is just talk no jyutsu

Worf's brother ran off to a preindustrial society to fuck 85 iq alien women.

>>212727908
Captain, we're detecting a high concentration of basedion particles in this post.

well this is a lie they literally have the schematics for it i guess that's just a fun little secret between him and Archer. Archer probably didn't tell Starfleet about it and deleted them from the ship's computers after the real weapon was destroyed because non-proliferation is the human way.

>>212727908
That cover looks like NK or CCP propaganda art of their grand leader or whatever in his youth

>>212728268
it was produced by enslaved Gorn when Worf took over the High Council

Kurn Gorn Morn

I don't like the DS9 mirror episodes. They're too confused. The characters aren't "opposite" enough.

>>212727690
>no ENT S5 of Brian Thompson kino

>>212730423
be quiet Rom

>>212730468
he is one of the greats, saw him in some buffy thing just today.

>>212730423
Yeah the DS9 mirror universe episodes suck. They lose the silliness that makes the TOS and ENT mirror universe episodes fun. I think doing multiple episodes didn’t help and I also never liked the idea that the Terran empire had completely collapsed.

>>212730782
Plus you add in the fact that it should be a GOOD thing that the Terran Empire collapsed. They were the bad guys. So then you have earth resistance but those resistance people are former Terran empire. It's just way too convoluted. Shouldn't it be you're actually rooting for the Cardassians against the former Terrans? Wouldn't that be "opposite"? I just feel like they were trying to be too clever.

>>212730820
>it should be a GOOD thing that the Terran Empire collapsed
it is though. just because they're the resistance doesn't mean they're good. it's not convoluted it honestly sounds like you're just stupid

>>212730882
I understand what's going on I just think it's dumb and contrived

>>212730882
Nta What it comes down to for me, is that they’re simply not as fun to watch as the other mirror universe episodes. Smiley O’Brien is a boring mirror universe counterpart. Mirror horn dog Kira is not as fun as watching mirror Kirk running around foaming at the mouth and trying to kill everyone. I get that it shifts the balance in the quadrant to the Klingon-Cardassian alliance, but I’d rather see the Roman Empire in space. I care little for the alternate universe politics and that includes the implications of whatever it was Emporer Spock did to make the terrans a bunch of pussies. They made the mirror universe boring.

>>212730782
I really hate how the end of Crossover has the bajoran/cadassians lose control of the station. Just means the villians end up on the defensive for the rest of the episodes which feels wrong for mirror universe stuff.

>>212731427
DS9 as a strategic location is kind of pointless in the mirror universe

>>212732384
presumably its well positioned for pirate haven

>>212732384
Should've had an enlightened mirror dominion with a super helpful friendly female changeling and scientist Jem Hadars.

>>212732542
That would be awesome, Combs could really sell it.

Haven't consoomed any Star Trek (Or ST as I like to call it) content in a few years, missing it, might be time to come back home

>>212733019
Never too late to trek. The Scotty/Geordi ep was kino

>>212733836
>Geordi offers Riker some of his salad

>>212727699
I always loved that little ditty he sings in that second episode.

>>212727804
>>212728199
I feel like when anime and Japanese culture were harder to access, it created smarter weeaboos. Now that anime if a finger’s tap away, the community has really suffered. Anime becoming accessible was the real mistake.

>>212734024
>I miss that too murdoch murdoch
>When jap anime was less accessible i didnt have to listen tk weebo faggots talk about how white people like them were ruining it ... faggot
Jesus murdoch chan, no coffee no talkie

>>212728268

>>212734701
book cover worf is such a fucking alexander

>>212734719
Undeniably

>>212734701
god that anon is right thats almost a 1:1 for ccp propaganda posters

>>212734024
why is it the right way around I thought manga was in reverse?

>>212733262
>so th...then he shhez "I'll fire you ifs you dant get the thing working"
>I can't get the damned thing working captian it's not proba...poshible you damned tiny hatted haggis eater
>captain kike that's what we called him
>sssssh, don't tell him I said that, I love him ya know, I miss him everyday
>urp
>show where is captain kirk anyway?

threadly reminder that shatner thinks old trek geezers have no life

>>212734927

>>212734945
i accept your concession

>>212734804
Geordi didn't get the same veneration

Even though it technically isn't a Mirror Universe episode, The Warship Voyager in VOY is the best Mirror Universe episode

>>212735010
>I'M USING THE INTERNET

>>212735010
lmao he never can catch a break, loser since the day he was born

>>212735032
How much you wanna bet no one wanted geordi on their capture the flag team since he was blind

>>212735063
lol I never read that one but I'd almost guarantee it

>>212735017
Who committed more war crimes, Janeway or Mirror Janeway?

Imagine Mirror Kai Winn

>>212735151
Insaneway, mirror janeway was just caught in a bad spot

>>212735166
fuck you my child

>>212735032

>>212735166
https://memory-beta.fandom.com/wiki/Winn_Adami_(mirror)
No young adult novel with a ccp cover :(

>>212735151
any time the question "who committed more war crimes?" is asked the answer is always Janeway

>>212734024
the same can be said for the internet in general, now that anyone and their mother can get a cellphone and broadcast their thoughts to the world things have been bad.
If you are up for the slight technical challenge you should give alternative protocols like gopher and gemini a try. you can also give BBSes a try. I don't know if you remember but BBSes were big before the internet destroyed them but they survived and are back.
basically anything but http and the web is enough of a filter that it makes the internet feel a bit more like the old internet.

>>212735262
>mirror Prophets are just the Prophets, not the Pah-Wraiths or something
Lame.

>>212735277
Aren't you forgetting someone

>>212735357
No I am not, I repeat anytime the question is asked the answer is ALWAYS Insaneway

>>212735418
Time to start packing!

>>212735418

>>212735495
nice one

>>212735495
very high quality, neelix and tuvok are best bros though

>>212727462 (OP)
Jadzia is relentlessly fuckable

>>212735780
at any given time Tuvoks iron control was the only thing standing between neelix and a savage beating resulting in death

>>212735780
I just like laughing

>>212735841
She was Worf's gal, but she was also everyone's pal.

>>212735882
pal? is that what we're calling it now?

>>212735357
The Maquis were literally starting to engage in bioterrorism, had they done it to the Cardassians they may have gotten leeway but they didn't and Eddington only had himself to blame for being a total retard acting out a hero fantasy

i want to cuddle her so hard bros

>>212735935
The maquis were humble freedom fighters for a just cause! They dindu. Nuffin even

>>212735935
the maquis in total were a bunch of retards what did they hope to accomplish? they were never going to get their own sovereign territory the entire endeavor was doomed from the start

>>212735913
>>212735882
Can't turn a whore into a housewife, besides Worf would've been better off trying to snag Quark's Klingon ex-wife in a bid to spite Gowron

>>212735357
Are we talking the planet he poisoned or being an accomplice to the murder of a senator?

Because in the latter he was trying to win a war that the Federation and Klingons were losing, badly

>>212736051
>they were never going to get their own sovereign territory
When noted bleeding heart hippie Picard won't try to argue for you there's something wrong, if only Kirk was around then maybe someone would've listened

>>212736146
I'm talking about making everyone play baseball anon.

>>212736242
but that was based

>>212727908
The most klingon shit ever

>>212735996

>>212736085
>Can't turn a whore into a housewife,
Does that mean Jadzia's pussy is loose or is there some Trill bullshit to keep it nice and tight?

>85 iq women
pakleds?

>>212735495
Total Talaxian Death

ok I'm starting Voy I miss Ds9 already, friendly reminder all the ocompans are dead its stated the caretaker transfers 5 years worth of power, lets be super generous and say that last sped up deliveries gives them 5 more, so in 10 years one generation they are all dead, Janesways response to hearing this information
>if he dies we can't get home, 3 to beam up.
lmfao once you see it you can never unsee it, shes genuinely a sociopathic schizo

B'Elanna is relentlessly fuckable

>>212736499
>just started VOY
>Here are my strong opinions
Trying to hard anon

>>212736633
anon I see it dozens of times, this is a rewatch I recently finished my ds9 rewatch and i'm starting my Voy one its been maybe 5-6 years

>>212736499
>I miss Ds9
opinion discarded

>>212736662
*i've seen it
ffs

>>212736371
How the fuck would worf know lmao

>>212736686
Fair enough

>>212736676
lol Voy fans are so insecure, stick to fighting with Ent for 4th place, at least pick a battle you have a chance of winning

>>212736565
Sex with B'Elanna is a gamble, she is still a Klingon and Klingon women are freaks in the sheets, she might want you to slap her, choke her, do God knows what to her

>>212736790
yeah but her human half is a crybaby and thats the hard part.

>>212736740
They dont even go anywhere except bajor for like the first 3 seasons it has no right to even be called star trek.

>>212736811
the entire station takes a trek right in the pilot

>>212736811
>>212736740
Thanks for going with the thread theme anons

>>212736811
incorrect in fact they go to more new planets in the first 3 seasons then in the following 4, but as you've never watched ds9 you wouldn't know that.

>>212736565
Yet disgusting as a human

>>212736790
I thought Klingon women were vicious and dominant during sex?

>>212736790
>>212736800
if anyone hasn't seen it you should watch the weakest link trek special Weaton keeps trying to pathetically hit on Roxann Dawson and it is hilariously cringe, while Bill is just takes over the entire room with pure charisma and every girl including the host is clearly creaming themselves every time he glances in their direction

>>212736927
its a two way street she'll bite and claw you but she expects you to reciprocate

>>212736740
For me Voyager is comfortably at #2. TOS>VOY>TNG>TAS>ENT>DS9

>>212736790
>she is still a Klingon and Klingon women are freaks in the sheets, she might want you to slap her, choke her, do God knows what to her
But what if I'm down with those things happening?

>>212736740

>>212736885
some time can you make an odo tears up his room in incel rage? its in crossfire

>>212735996
is this from that videogame Concord?

Did any Trek show anywhere come across a race of people who were disgusted by recreational and casual sex? That would've been based but I suppose Gene would've never allowed it.

>>212737014
your ranking is bad and you should feel bad

>>212737081
Rikers tranny episode

>>212737075
is that suppose to mean something?

>>212737081
funnily enough that would be klingons

>>212737081
>>212737133
theres the ep where riker fucks that guys wife that sort of counts.

>Sex with B'Elanna
An exercise in sadomasochism, best be prepared to leave bruises
>Sex with Jadzia
Thoroughly focused on the eroticism, she probably wants the guy to finish in her for the full experience
>Sex with Troi
Unquestionably vanilla

>>212737178
>Sex with Jadzia
She would just spend the entire time talking about other people she fucked in different lives.
>Oh this reminds me of that time so and so

>>212737236
likewise
>Sex with Troi
she would just spend the entire time being raped by random aliens

>>212737076

>>212737296
based af webm anon, thanks

>>212737133
I sided with the tranny government in that episode for sure. From their context, choosing a gender is disgustingly amoral and a sign of mental instability. They were right to cure them of it. Good selection.

>>212737075
I dropped Dysenterprise the moment I realized that godawful music was its actual themesong, not some annoying commercial

>>212737296
This is just the actual scene from the episode

>>212737348
yes?

>>212737110
Kek I do not feel bad and I stand by my ranking.

>>212737178
Do I get to put B'Elanna on a leash and collar and degrade/humiliate her?

>>212737348
what were you expecting?

>>212737380
she's a klingon anon not an orion

So canonically Quark never broke up with Grilka so I guess way to go Quark.

>>212737348
thats exactly what I asked webm anon for

>>212737420
correct and her absence can be explained by the war

>>212737420
theres a whole STO subplot in the ds9 story where he becomes a klingon hero and leads them to war

>>212737469
sto is incredibly stupid

>>212736885
From the thumbnail I thought it was the Odo toilet webm

>>212737512
i think their writing is pretty great at mimicking the style of trek they are representing. its the chosen trek storylines that are dumb, the quark one makes sense in context.

>>212737539
but the context is stupid so one stupid thing is piled on another which is piled on another until all there is, is a massive pile of stupid shit

>>212737396
Yeah but she also hates being part-Klingon and has daddy issues
Every girl who's into rough sex has daddy issues

>>212737589
oh I know, gf I had years ago was into all sorts of rough shit and you'd never have guessed it, her dad was a life long criminal and in prison

>>212737583
thats a given for the nutrek shit but honestly the TOS-VOY stuff's pretty legit, like a 5.5/10 ep all the way through.

>>212737692
I didn't hate it, no idea what the state of it is now but when I did play it, it was fun enough I guess yea 5.5/10 story wise is a fair rating

>>212737380
You think a Klingon, even a halfbreed mutt would be into that?

>>212737583
Nta but last night I was playing an episode of sto
>You're with admiral janeway
>against mirror Marshall janeway
>with a bunch of STD women quipping the whole time, one was called captain tilly
>the mirror janeway was trying to steal Ilya from TMP
>The STD mirror universe stole her so Marshall janeway is working with Admiral janeway
This is all to say, you are correct

How many public sex acts that Odo responds to on the promenade are just Jadzia giving head under tables?

>>212737868
all of them

>>212737868
Depends on the day of the week but I also want to think Jadzia is sneaky enough to not get noticed or caught

>>212737868
lwaxana has to be some %

>>212737868
90% jadzia 5% lwaxana (she doesn't visit that often) 5% morn

>>212737296

>>212738193
At some point she was just baiting odo to return to the founders and genocide the alpha quadrant

>>212738092
>Be Odo
>The constable who always gets his man
>Have to routinely respond to your superior being a public degenerate
>Sometimes have to have this gigacougar also be a dirty slut on the motherfucking Promenade
>Every day you look at the phaser in your hand and think "Today might be the day I turn this on myself."

Jadzia or B'Elanna - who's more kinky?

>>212738400
Jadzia is a trans slut. B'Elanna is trad.

>>212738193
Not like he could fuck Kira anyway, he doesn't have the equipment to please a woman

>>212738434
he's entirely made of equipment to please ladies, idk if he can receive tho does he even have nerves?

>>212738434
he is fully functional

>>212738465
yes its stated multiple times they "become" what they turn into, the even try fucking each other but its kinda shit compared to linking, first time odo gets laid he is walking around after like any young lad who just lost his v card

>>212738400
Both, it'd be a hell of a threesome

>>212738476
Is Data?

>>212738569
programed with multiple techniques

>>212738536
>Ywn have Jadzia ride you while B'Elanna sits on your face and scream vulgarities in her maternal people's language

>>212738434
He could grow a 10 foot cock with Dukat's face on the end and then turn his entire body into one big stream of jizz

who keeps posting trek outside the general?

>>212738536

>>212738942
All I can see is 20 superman culture war/Snyder war threads and 1 expanse thread

>>212739339
same here
>>212738942
what are you talking about?

>>212739339
The Superman threads are either 99% bait by bored shit posters, with the rest being actual autists, Disney shills, and Indians

I saw the new Superman movie.

>>212739427
Cool but this is a Star Trek thread

>>212739339
>>212739420
>>212739427
Why don't you go post there then?

Would you lads rather sex Crusher or Troi?
>Hard Mode: No Both

>>212739537
troi obviously

>>212739537
Crusher all day every day sick bay ten forward private quarters bridge ready room cargo bay runabout transporter pad jefferies tubes starfleet academy enterprise-d enterprise-e risa caldos colony

I love Star Trek and science fiction but I never could stand capeshit.

>>212739602
calm down jean luc

>>212739537
Crusher because maybe then I could give her a son that isn't a faggot who gets groomed by an alien pedophile

>>212739537
Crusher is more conventionally pretty, probably gives great medical grade foreplay and can't read my emotions which would fuck up my post nut clarity and cause an argument.

>>212739669
nonsense, not only would troi be use to it, shes a therapist you ever fucked a therapist? I have they are very um...giving

>>212739712
You ever fucked a doctor anon? They are very ... um ... knowledgeable with anatomy

You ever fucked a hairy greek woman? They are very um fucking gross

>>212739743
no I haven't, have you?

>>212739163
>Ywn be a Cardassian occupier who Stockholms a harem of Bajoran mistresses into being your personal warrior women with orgies on the daily

>>212739758
Kek
>>212739743
My wife's a doctor

>>212739772
we've all seen troi naked anon, she isn't hairy

>>212739791
>we've all seen troi naked anon, she isn't hairy

>>212739791
lol meant for >>212739743

>>212739758
No but you're outing yourself as someone that has and now you're gross by proxy

>>212739791
>>212739823
fucking hell fucked it twice, nvm I give up

The Sopranos seasons 1-5 > DS9 > TNG > The Sopranos season 6 > ENT > TOS > VOY

>>212739889
Aren't you like 5ft something? Know your place

>>212739838
Nta but most of us have had an educational lay we regretted.

>>212739664
You think Traveler molested Wesley?

>>212739819
Jesus christ anon it's lunchtime in the est.

>>212739819
there really isn't any need to photoshop anon we know you are lying

>>212737075
Didn't VOY and ENT start with significantly less viewers than DS9 though?

I'm pretty sure DS9's sharp decline is because they had a huge pilot debut more than anything

>>212739743
>knowledgeable with anatomy
Hot

>>212739889
you know you aren't welcome here now fuck off

>>212740014
The traveler had some weird energy and then decades later Wesley is back in starfleet with no mention of the traveler. Doesn't look good

>>212740014
Every night and twice on Sundays

>>212739861
Been there anon.

>>212739819
The frizzy hair thing just doesn't do it for me.

>>212740304
Same, a lot of the hairstyles of the 1980s on women were abhorrent to my eyes

>>212740205
cheers laddie

>>212739627
I honestly like both but /trek/ is the only thing worth discussing on the 4chan. We're actually talking about the show, imagine if every trek thread was discussing the trek comics but not even good comics, kelvinverse comics as a gateway to culture warring. That's what talking capeslop is like online.

What happened to Iconians?

>>212740559
Imo they became the Q

>>212740058
DS9 had a sharp decline after the pilot but it also has a steady, often dramatic, decline for its entire run. In comparison Voy and Ent were much more stable. DS9 started declining so badly that it eventually had almost the same amount of viewers than Voy, which is especially terrible given that Voy was trapped on upn while DS9 was syndicated.

>>212740559
they died, and no-one bring up sto yes I know

>>212730468
which actor has played the most different characters in all of Trek?

>>212740559
Watched the s2 tng episode with them last night. It's pretty kino, I'm wondering if it was first time they used the "'romulans in the same third party conundrum as the federation" trope. Also iconian levels in the TOS Gameboy game are hard but nothing compared to the klingon and romulan schmups.

>>212740677
you already know the answer you just want to see combs

>>212740699
i actually didn't know the answer I figured it's probably only him if you count all the weyouns separately.

>>212740677
>>212740699
>>212740714
It's actually Vaughn Armstrong

>>212740714
anon really?

>>212740699
>>212740714
It's not combs it's >>212740761
11 roles

>>212740765
yes really he did a lot but I'm almost sure not the most. shut up faggot

>>212740761
only if you don't count the weyouns separately, you can make an argument that 5, 7 and 8 are similar enough to be the same but 4 and 6 are clearly different

>>212740807
5 is not similar to 7 and 8

>>212740761
i really liked the design of those algae-headed aliens. idk what they're called.

>>212740714
It's still combs even if you don't count the weyouns. Of not him it's >>>>>>
>>212730468

>>212740838
5 is much smarter, I'm being generous if you do count 5 as different then 7 and 8, then combs clearly wins, if not then sure its armstrong

>>212740884
i don't count them separately because that is just totally not in the spirit of what i was actually asking. the answer to my question is Vaughn Armstrong.

>>212740918
but its technically correct, the best kind of correct

>>212740918
you still have to count 4 and 6 as different which makes it a tie at 11 each

>>212740918
Based anon disregarding the autism

Of course if you had asked who is the BEST Star Trek guest actor the answer would be 100% Combs

>>212740807
Combs
>Tiron
>Brunt
>Weyoun 4
>Weyoun 5
>Kevin
>Weyoun 6
>Weyoun 7
>Weyoun 8
>Penk
>Shran
>Krem
>Holosuite Guest

Armstrong
>Korris
>Danar
>Telek
>Seskal
>Lansor
>Vidiian Captain
>Alpha Hirogen
>Korath
>Forrest
>Klingon Captain
>Kreetassan Captain

Counting identical Weyouns so that Combs has +1 character over Armstrong instead of -3 is weak ass shit.

>>212741045
>identical
its one below since you can't count 7and 8 with 5, but as I said it splitting hairs

guys it's not a competition lol. why be triggered over this?

>>212741011
>:(

>>212741011
>dayyyyyyyyyyyymn

>>212741168
a minor disagreement is no cause to assume anything but a friendly discussion to reach a mutually beneficial understanding

>>212741244
>>212741273
There are a lot of great contenders but volume + consistency, it's gotta be combs

>>212741168
Captian, I have observed that humans will often disregard information when do not like the source, regardless of the informations veracity. This is particularly true when the source has insulted the information receiver prior to the exposition of the information. For example Guinann has been teaching me the ancient art of "negging" to form familiar bonds with friends and acquaintances. When I traveled to engineering I greeted Lt. Commander La-Forge by saying "Hello my favorite blind faggot". He did not seem to appreciate my attempt a jovial bonding and thusly seemed to ignore all my input on the power coupling issue we have been having in the aft shuttlebay hangers.

>>212741273
>>212741244
everyone loves Todd and Cromwell but they were in some shitty eps, Kurns last appearance for instance, however its always a treat when they show up even in the bad eps

>>212741603
>Captain
Please sir, I prefer just, Weyoun. Your observations of humans sound most fascinating. Insightful. I'd love to hear more. By the way, who the hell are you?

>>212741694
Ah. I am lt commander Data, 2nd officer of the starship enterprise. Humans are emotional creatures, a trait I hope to one day understand and emulate. I do believe if you want to improve relations with Captain sisko, it may be necessary to create some light "razzing" of commander sisko may be in order. Perhaps point out how his cranium does not grow natural hair follicles as male pattern baldness is often a source of light ridicule among humans. I have also heard that many around the station have referred to commander Sisko as a "baseball-american" though I am not sure of the Genesis of that insult.

>>212739537
Crusher
I'm a ghost

>>212742041
Yeah me too. I was just making up that time travel stuff

In Trek News, today was Emmy. Day and Trek picked up a couple of nominations:

Outstanding Sound Editing For An Animated Program - Star Trek: Lower Decks

Outstanding Sound Editing For A Limited Or Anthology Series, Movie Or Special - Star Trek: Section 31

Congratulations to the nominees and good luck!

>>212740000
>most of us have had an educational lay we regretted
Tell me about it

>>212741963
I have it under good authority that sisko once did and could at anytime have a full head of hair and shaves it in some primitive attempt to appear more appealing to the opposite sex. However I have done further research and discovered that your own captain does indeed lack the ability to grow follicles on his cranium. Perhaps you should engage in some light "razzing" I believe the term is? with your own commanding officer, I think I may have made a mistake in requesting your opinion on matters regarding alpha quadrant bipeds.

>>212740000
>>212742205
Speak for yourselves

>>212742308
begone, mean phantom Weyoun. don't bully Data

>>212742410
you really are a primitive construct aren't you? what kind of android would think they could understand real thinking beings? its ludicrous why even try?
>que mocking laughter

>>212739537
Crusher, and it's not even close.

>>212742308
Perfectly understandable. I would not consider myself an expert on humanity, rather an aspirational observer. I my time with the enterprise I have conversed with 8 thousand nine hundred and fifty two humans. Relative to the nine billion estimated population of humans in the 24th century this is a rather small sample size. Perhaps I can introduce you to commander Riker. He has been described to me as an intimate expeditionist, or more commonly "a poon hound". Perhaps he can shed some light on the human perspective on levels I have yet been able to grasp.

>>212742633
clearly your grasp of the human condition is limited, yes perhaps one more capable would be appropriate, your own observations have been well lacking to say the least.

>>212740000
>educational lay we regretted
Tell me about it

>this jacked iceman wanders out of the vellorian mountains and goes BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP at you
wat do?

>>212742818
Take his shinny box of trinkets and then blame all of societies problems on him.

What's his endgame?
>>212742869

>>212742917
I'm more confused by yours

>>212742633
Commander, I wonder if your unique perspective as a Starfleet officer may have revealed to you any techniques humans may use for dealing with shall we say say, unsatisfactory, annoying, vain, egotistical, incompetent, total faggot subordinates? I often find myself at wit's end dealing with such matters.

>>212742777
Ah playful banter. I have been working on this with doctor Pulaski in our correspondences. Perhaps I should use my android strength to overpower you and force you to fellate my fully functional steely phallis. In that circumstance you would become my "Dome-Minion".

>212742917
fuck off

>caught a virus
>sent back home on sick leave
>just got another ship assignment today
Anon’s Day

>>212742982
>>212743055
The "In Trek News" poster is shilling (or anti-shilling?) for the new Superman movie.

>>212743137
You think that's the same guy? I guess it could be but well, if so, I'm just glad he's not ITT and has fucked off to be a plague somewhere else

>>212742985
Ah, I have had such encounters with uncooperative subordinates. I find that typically humans will first try to ease the situation with levity or a joke, but in my case it became clear that either threat of censure or relief of command is typically enough of an incentive to create compulsory adoption of your orders. Displays of force have been used throughout human history, though once a subordinate is threatened their trust may be tenuous. It is better to rule by trust than to rule by fear, but paradoxilly trust is often only gained through credible threats of violence.

>>212743167
>same weird spacing
Oh it's him alright

>>212743041
how unfortunate, I had hoped we had reached an understanding but you have clearly learned one trait from these primitive beings, when in doubt threaten. I regret to inform you your attempts at subjection are an exercise in futility. Loyal solders of the Dominion will be here momentarily to escort you to a reeducation facility. May the Founders have mercy on you.

>>212743167
About every 50 posts you get nutrekker spam, no one bites and then they fuck off for an hour or two. This is preferable to multi thread arguments over why everyone needs to call STD "Disco"

>>212743306
That is unfortunate. But i do not believe your soldiers will be arriving. When it became clear that our discussion of humanity became contentious i used a subspace signal to send an allied specimin to the Omarion Nebula. If you do not relent the crystalline entity will devour the founders homeworld, as it assuredly has done to any dominion fleet within rang of this starbase. Now I must ask you, please kneel.

>>212742818
I wouldn’t do anything. I’d listen. It’s what no one ever does

>>212743313
sometimes they get really spammy, but you can report it and mods take action because they prefer people actually discussing Trek and keeping it all in a lively general.

>>212743548
Yeah /trek/ is the perfect /tv/ general. Too small for a board, too big for random threads, too comfy not to be a general.

>>212743535
Finding out what became of him would be kino. The whole warp bubble exists so ships don't lose time to relativity, coming back a century in the future would be full of wonder and horror

>>212743548
>but you can report it and mods take action
kek that has not been my experience certainly but it does seem like they've been doing more this past week

>>212743507
holy based

>>212743507
>specimin
>rang
its become clear poor human construct that you are malfunctioning, we destroyed the entity you fear so much over an hour ago using the logs on your stardate lets see it was 45129.2, regrettable we could've learned much from the creature, but as always you bipeds destroy what you do not understand. The Dominion regrets taking this necessary action. Take solace in the fact that your death paves a way for a better tomorrow one where the Founders will guide all living beings into a future paradise where their firm hand will lead and instruct us in all things.

>>212743548
lol so naive but that use to be the case sure

>>212743781
>>212743507
The Founders would just shapeshift into a smaller version of the crystalline entity and communicate with it, as was shown to be possible in the Silicon Avatar episode just before it was destroyed.

They would most likely be able to reach an accord. The Founders might've even been able to direct the entity where they want it to go, to find food, to use it to destroy their enemies.

>>212743841
>They would most likely be able to reach an accord.
How? Founders can't do anything but threaten force.

>>212743841
its a soild, so a threat so no I did think it through before posting, they would have dl all important logs ages before and would have a counter in place as they showed over and over again, the dominion is very competent, its what makes them such good bad guys

>>212743910
The Crystalline Entity is pretty much an animal that is just looking for a meal, isn't it? At least, that was the assumption but they began communicating with it in that TNG episode, or at least showed that it is capable of and willing to communicate. Wasn't Data confident he would be able to effect some kind of diplomacy with it? Before the lady destroyed it.

Also wasn't that other changeling guy, Lars, or whatever, capable of shifting into space-faring life forms?

>>212743970
Yeah but my point is the Founders don't believe in diplomacy they just subjugate with their slave army and then blight planets that that dare to get uppity.

>>212743943
>very competent
>don’t just brocade their side of the wormhole and blast the shit out of anything that pops out
>competent
I don’t think you know what that word means

>>212743943
Or the thing just goes schlurp and easts the founders homeworld.

I really was excited for SPIC back in 2020. Before it came out I expected TNG part 2. I did watch episode 1, unfortunately.

>>212743996
Well like >>212743943 said, the Founders' planet where the Link is, is a pretty remote and well-protected secret, and Dominion space is fucking massive, so they would probably learn about the Entity long before it threatened the Link itself and would just be throwing human waves (Jem'Hadar) at it in an effort to problem-solve and troubleshoot how to get rid of it.

Eventually, they'd succeed

Blockade* although brocade may be an option as well. Fucking universal translator, I hate it so much

>>212744013
Yeah that one was enough for me too. It was nice they made it so antifan right from the getgo. I didn't have to invest anymore time in it.

>>212743910
not the tripfag but no they insinuate themselves they send their vorta and manipulate and when its time they send in the jemhadar
>>212743970
come on man you know they would've taken all those mission logs and cataloged any possible threat and if the feds knew how to counter it so did they, absolutely no reason for them to negotiate with the crystalline entity sorry Data lost Weyoun won, long live the Dominion. Checkmate

>>212743781
>typos
Anon you were talking to lore the whole time.

>>212744117
Anon I was agreeing with you

>>212743999
how does it find it android? the entity isn't that smart, and its going to travel through the prophets wormhole to track down the great link planet? lmao, no sorry game over pinocchio you lose

>>212744117
>they send their vorta and manipulate
this only works on Gul Dukat. if you watch any Vorta's attempt to ingratiate themselves to any other alien it's fucking laughable. they are so offputting.

>>212743997
the feds didn't come back through the wormhole after sisko shut it down to the founders, also its not even close to their central space hell easiest way to think about it is its in the bajor system of the gamma quadrant as well, on the far edge of dominion space.

>>212739819
ah god... tummy hair.

Ensign, full throttle to the penis thrusters, engage!

>>212744180
Uhh, titties and telepathic prostate massages? Failing that, Jem’Hadar

>>212744180
Well, they did take over a gigantic sector of space, a more complete control of that territory than anything in any other quadrant of the galaxy, even including Borg Space in the Delta quadrant.

>>212744274
my point exactly. this one failed her mission and let a Founder die because she couldn't get along with Sisko.

>>212744235
So they can send an armada of ships but not a couple of construction vessels to build stationary defence turrets? That just dumb

>>212744162
my bad then sry
>>212744118
anon Data doesn't make spelling mistakes if your going to be Data then thems the rules, no abbreviations no spelling mistakes sorry for the low blow but it was part of the game and %100 something weyoun would've exploited.

>>212744348
>anon Data doesn't make spelling mistakes if your going to be Data then thems the rules, no abbreviations no spelling mistakes sorry for the low blow but it was part of the game and %100 something weyoun would've exploited
I'm not really data anon

>>212744325
sure they can, since the alpha quadrant doesn't go back through the wormhole once the prophets shut it down, we don't know for sure but one assumes they did as much, its only after the war that odo goes through and of course they let odo through

>schlurp

>>212744411
and I'm not really weyoun but we all play the parts given to us

>>212744416
The point is that the whole thing is a plot hole
>we founders are extreme isolationists and don’t like solids unless we can control them
>there’s one point of access for this new batch of solids to enter our quadrant. We asked them not to use it and respect our space but they don’t want to
>should we just block it? Nah, let’s allow free transit, that’s totally consistent

>>212744463
Weyoun wouldn't have known about the extremely specific idiosyncrasies of a person and alien he literally just met. Even 5 isn't that good.

>>212744548
but it isn't free transist it just takes time for them to set up there side of things, its far away from their centre we see it all from the fed side we don't see it from the dominion side but a lot can be extrapolated for instance massive waves of fleets are being sent through weekly until the wormhole is mined, once they destroy the mines a massive massive super huge massive super fleet is coming. Sisko asks the Prophets to stop it. What the dominion did send through is enough to cause a multi billion casualty war enough to change the entire alpha quadrant. However the Dominion need certain things, Ketracel white and cloning facilities is the priority. This is shown throughout the entire war, the Alpha Qua Dominion even sue for peace to buy time to get a planet that produces a rare chemical used in the White drug engineering process, thats the entire story of the genetically engineered autists first ep. Rocks and shoals was about them destroying a ketrecel white manufacturing center. The whole "get jadzia in sto'vo'kor" was about destroying a cloning facility etc. and that was just with what they had before sisko shut down the wormhole before the main armada came through. Of course they would've had a blockade on the gamma side.

>>212744693
5 is, your picture is 8, and I'm not going to not be the best weyoun I can be, I invited you to bring in Riker however you chose to continue as Data, that comes with certain responsibilities.

>>212744911
>5 is
no he's not. part of why he's so good is seeing him gradually figure out the station inhabitants and his colleagues as he spends more time with them. he isn't immediately successful and knowledgeable in everything he does. almost like he's a perfect character with flaws and everything and that's why he's my favorite.

>>212744983
you really think he wouldn't have been briefed on the one artificial life form in starfleet, really?

>>212744983
>>212744911
also i wasn't playing Data, i'm just offering my commentary.

>>212745056
no. the Dominion is dumb and sucks and they don't know shit to be able to brief any of their Vorta on anything meaningful. that's why they all bad at their jobs.

>>212745124
I was playing Data but stopped when the weyoun 1 was complaining about typos

>>212745124
the Vorta know a ton everytime they meet up they know more then is expected every single time, pay more attention, and yes you were playing data just take the L, your play with the crystalline entity was a mistake, you should gone with "I am really lore" and brought in the borg I even gave you the opening with "you are malfunctioning" if you can't accept losing then don't play.

>>212745260
A couple of few things
>i'm the anon that was larping as data, not the anon you replied to
>it's tonne not ton
>which I wouldn't point out but you get upset by typos
>we weren't larping a typed conversation, it was assumed they were talking directly to eachother
>I did go with the I was really lore as a joke because it was a joke thread anyway that you seem to be taking way to seriously

>>212745260
i wasn't Data i started out when he called Weyoun "Captain" and thought it was funny.

> they know more then is expected every single time
than. also i dunno what specifically you're referring to but i'm talking about interpersonal navigation conducive to diplomacy and manipulation which they all seem to be woefully bad at. which i find endearing. like how they just go up to someone they meet and are immediately blowing smoke up their ass about how similar they are and they can tell they're going to be great friends. as if that could ever work. it's so silly. that's why i posted pic related here >>212744983
Kai Winn shut his ass down.

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>>212745360
>tonne another term for metric ton.
I'm aus too but sorry no its both, and I don't care about typos but your playing Data them's the fucking rules
>you seem to be taking way to seriously
I really wasn't it was just a bit of fun but considering how things have been recently in /trek/ I'd understand why you'd think that, I was just playing a game which I won crystal entity was the wrong move I thought you were going to bring in the borg. jfc t was just friendly trek posting not exactly larping not exactly not. Bit of both I thought you got it. Can everyone stop being so damn sensitive? it was just a joke.