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How to Brainwash your Children is out on Digital despite the poor casting choice.

>>212728470 (OP)
Fun movie
Haters will hate regardless

>>212728779
Its a movie for 8 year olds. How old are you?

>>212728779
the casting was blatant propaganda. they do it on purpose.

>>212728470 (OP)
fuck you.

>>212728868
>propaganda
you must be fun at parties

>>212728916
the point of these casting choices is to make young people believe that "Vikings always looked like this"

>>212728779
>>212728868
>>212728916
They literally hired a nepo-baby to push their propaganda yet if a White actor does a non-White role they lose their minds.

Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black niggers. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Put a bomb in a nigger's mouth. Throw knives at niggers. Inflate niggers until they pop. Send niggers into a blackhole. Castrate niggers. Feed niggers poisoned food. Force niggers to walk the plank. Push niggers into a pit. Kneel on a nigger's neck. Curse niggers with a spell. Stuff nigger babies into the washing machine and turn it on. Flatten niggers with a tank. Pop a nigger's car tire. Strike nigger children with a ruler. Make niggers swim in the Mariana Trench. Cut off a nigger's limbs. Airdrop niggers into Antarctica. Throw niggers off the boat. Pressurize niggers into fine crystals. Light fireworks in a nigger's ass. Falcon-punch a nigger in the face. Make niggers into fiction. Blow niggers heads off with grenade launchers. Blow niggers brains open with a sniper rifle. Lock niggers in a cage and drown them underwater. Nail niggers to a cross and stab them. Run over niggers with a tank feet-first. Crush niggers with a press. Attack niggers with acid. Boil niggers in a pan. Lock niggers inside a brazen bull. Burn niggers alive.

>>212728470 (OP)
EWWW

>>212728470 (OP)
>intro voice-over
>"... and we are Vikings!"
>cut to the Vikings
>half of them are Africans
I dropped it right there, is it ever explain how this came to be or do we just have to accept that Vikings were mostly black people?

>>212728916
faggot

>>212728470 (OP)
there were black vikings and female vikings. it may be hard for your nazi mind to grasp, but people of color were always a part of european history.

>>212730425
>>212729230
>>212728868
they don't explain how anatomically goofy dragons exist without falling out of the sky either but i'm sure your pea brains accepted that in the animated movie just fine

>>212730494
>there were black vikings
lol no

Sure it's a good, fun movie because the original was. Just watch the original. Honestly, no compelling argument can be made why you should waste your time on this.

>>212728470 (OP)
What is this even about? should i torrent it??

>>212730729
it's literally just a cashgrab live action remake of an already existing animated movie which is actually good, because lion king and lilo & stitch earned 20 trillion dollars and we need to replicate that!!!

>>212728470 (OP)
Why did they cast a black girl for a white character then try to make her look as white as possible? It's like the cranked the contrast on her as high as possible. I know she's mixed but she doesn't look that pasty normally.

>Live Action
>The Dragons look exactly the same
I don't get it

>>212731052
To make her appearance more indistinct to confuse viewers.

>>212730729
its about how to train a dragon

>>212728470 (OP)
>Budget $150 million
>Box office $562 million

meh

>>212730571
Vikings were known Nazis anyway, we don't have to bow down to fascism.

oink

they could have said "we're a tribe of inclusive warriors from diverse ethnic backgrounds bound together against oppression" or some shit but no they had to use the word "vikings" instead

>>212728470 (OP)
Raceswap = no watch
Hope it helps, racists

>>212728868
no
the casting was nepotism

>>212732506
>Raceswap = no watch
this

>>212729230
Plenty of dark haired vikings

>>212733753
not African ones

>>212733758
If you look at OPs pic and see an African instead of someone with fair skin you've succumb to brainrot

>>212733774
>If you look at OPs pic and see an African
she looks African mixed with something else
Nobody can say she is Nordic.

>>212733866
Unless of course it's African mixed with Nordic

>>212733879
Aka NOT Nordic but mixed. Even the Japanese do not accept their hafus.

>>212733899
>mixed nord doesn't count as nordic
Purebloods stopped existing 1000 years ago that you even concern yourself with it is embarrassing

>>212728798
Mentally?

>>212728868
You are of course correct but what is the point in wailing against it at every movie? You lost. Try and win if you want things to change.
Or am I just going to have to watch chuds cry forever? Oh, yes, of course I am.

>>212733917
>Purebloods stopped existing 1000 years ago
ok schlomo

blonde hair doesn't look realistic or cinematic

>>212733944
Because 90% of blonde hair is dyed

>Aemond gets isekai'd into this world with Vhagar
IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED LMAO

>>212728470 (OP)
Let me know when someone uses AI to replace the mutt with a blonde Astrid.

>>212728470 (OP)
The original was better.

>>212733866
>Looks african
In what world? Have you ever even seen a black person before?

>>212734203
facial structure. you're just blind.

>>212730729
It's a near shot for shot live action remake of HTTYD with added woke (Astrid is now a mutt and there are nonwhite "Vikings"). Just watch the original. There is zero reason for this to exist other than propaganda.

I couldn't give two shits about the race swap

I just want to tell you all after watching this movie that I now love immigration & multiculturalism

>>212732213
They kind of did. There's a scene where they offhandedly mention that Berk's warriors are from all over the world and gathered in Berk to fight the dragons that have terrorized their home nations.

>>212734251
>I couldn't give two shits about the race swap
ok schlomo

>>212734263
Then why the fuck are they called vikings?
Vikings were white. Period.

>>212734251
>I couldn't give two shits about the race swap
They went farther than that. They put other Africans inside this Viking community.

>there's Asian Vikings

>there's African Vikings who came from...the sun-baked parts of the world!

>there's Pacific Islander Vikings!

>there's mystery meat Africanized Viking girls!

>>212734322
And Ghengis Khan was mongol, and the egyptians were north african. Leonidas was greek.
Hollywood doesn't care. Hollywood has never cared.

>>212734514
>>212734531
>>212734592
>>212734632
Good to see vikings are now indistinct from downtown LA dwellers. Very progressive

>>212734491
>>212734514
>>212734531
>>212734592
>>212734632
Why isn't Wakanda this diverse?

>FELLOW VIKINGS YOU NEED TO DO BETTER! FIGURE IT OUT!

>the African Viking girl is so cool and fights the best!

>the African Viking girl is so fierce!!!!!!!

>>212734592
why do all pacific islanders look so bloated
does hollywood only hire the fat ones?

>pick the African girl Viking! She's the best fighter, according to the fight trainer!

>nothing says "viking" like dreadlocks!

>blonde hair? dark dreadlocks? hair bundled together like firewood? what is she? we can't tell, but she's the best!

>go

>>212728470 (OP)
she's a MMILF-mistery meat i'd like to fuck

>kiss me, fellow viking!

>>212728779
It doesn’t need to exist. The original holds up and looks fine and isn’t even that old. This movie exists solely as advertisement for a theme park to keep the IP fresh and relevant

>>212729230
to be fair, the most common idea of what a Viking looks like isn’t even what they looked like. The horned helmets never existed

>>212730729
just watch the original animated film. The 2nd and 3rd suck though because they tried to turn a charming and cute children’s story into some “EPIC GAME OF THRONES BATTLES AND DRAMA” shit

>>212731374
>live action
>didn’t even use a real fucking dragon
absolutely soulless

>>212728470 (OP)
more like how to drain your dragon am i rite

>>212735450
eurgh
it looks like adam driver with his head smooshed into a round shape and then stung by a bee

>>212734263
>>212734322
to be honest as much as I hate this shit it kind of works in the sense they deemed the browns and mutts as honorary Vikings

Is Nico cute?

>>212735713
good, i really disliked the sequel and avoided 3 but this is the first time i've seen that opinion shared. validation

>>212735767
only if you are a mutt like her

>>212735768
Likewise. I’ve had this opinion since I saw the second one in theaters and nobody thought the same as me. Also, the wrong parent died. Hiccups mom was an absolute bitch
>yeah I could’ve checked up on you once in a while over the last 15 years but nahhh lmao

>>212735713
>The 2nd and 3rd suck
The scene with the wife was great though.
https://youtu.be/atnRlbbC4vU?feature=shared

>>212734648
>And Ghengis Khan was mongol
Always seen him depicted as such.
>the egyptians were north african
Which ones? Ramses II was a redhead, Cleopatra was Greek. Non the less I haven't seen them depicted as white if that's what you're going for.
>Leonidas was greek
Looks quite greek to me.

Haven't watched many old movies, so perhaps it's otherwise in them. But then there were probably almost only white actors in the industry. I wouldn't be angry if Kenya did their own movie adaptation of a Viking story with only Kenyan actors. Or if China did something similar.

>>212734514
>>212734531
So at least they are acknowledging it? Unlike in other movies/games were we are supposed to believe the small medieval village in Europe is actually full of multicultural """natives""" to the area.

>>212735169
Isn't it (partly) because the island were used as nuclear testing grounds and instead of fishing the US/France(?) now send them snacks and soda to eat instead?

>>212728916
Tell me you don't get invited to parties without telling me you don't get invited to parties.

>>212734531
>>212734514
>>212734491
What a fucking joke lmfao
>>212735079
>>212735124
Is this a fucking shot-by-shot remake? Fucking kek
>>212735265
>>212735384
>>212735450
ugly muttoid sheboon
>>212735767
cute enough for trash

>>212736082
>I wouldn't be angry if Kenya did their own movie adaptation of a Viking story with only Kenyan actors
Then why are you angry that amricans are doing a viking story with american actors?

>>212736687
Because the US still have a sizable white population, it's not like they would have trouble finding white actors. Kenya doesn't have that.

>>212736775
>All white people are the same
Spoken like a true mutt.
Ask a dane if they are the same as an italian, irishman or pole.

I don't care about her ethnicity but she has the facial structure of a 55 year old woman after her second facelift.

>>212736861
she's going to age poorly that is for sure

>>212731374
I think the director wanted to make them more grotesque looking but studio was against it

>>212735767
she gotta get naked

am I supposed to pretend that octaroon isn't cute?

oink oink

>>212728470 (OP)
I won't even watch it for free

>>212738867
Only when dolled up. This is what she actually looks like:
>>212735236

>>212738950
>shot for shot remake of the original which is longer but also somehow cuts out stuff from the original. Also all of the cast is ugly and brown
there’s virtually no reason to watch this over the original

>>212728470 (OP)
Pretty weird to be so old now that cartoons I was an adult for are already being remade

>>212740487
same. I was going to say it’s not that old but it looks like the original is from 2010 which means 15 years. That’s like watching a cartoon from the 80s when I was a teen

>>212728916
>le cool people dont critisize propaganda

actually they fucking do

>>212733917
>Purebloods stopped existing 1000 years

no they didnt, you faggots pushing this idea that
>hurr durr everyone is mixed
are retarded and wrong