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>>212730821

mexitank the cell today

TJ W Tuesday

Sam just bullied and physically assaulted a beloved comedy legend after destroying his podcast set. this was tough to watch, folks…

Watermellie

Watermellie

uncle sam is weeping

>>212734207
Grandads bits

>>212734227
jfc

>>212734227
man what the fuck, disgusting creatures

>>212734192
Women and men can take wildly differing amounts of physical abuse.

>Ellie spending her days stretching her holes and cumming like crazy in the process as she prepares for her new life as BWC fuckmeat

>>>/gif/29125440

>>>/gif/29138769

Drenchcord woke up

>>212734227
They look like those AI generated MANatees.

>>212734211
Here, with eye makeup removed

I'm so tired

why did everyone including sam hate brian so much? i feel like he was the beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop of the tank while tj was the deedee megadoodoo, and it just makes no sense to me.

>>212734299
Everybody in production including Sam loved Brian because he was a sycophant yes man. The audience hated him. If you watched s2 live you know.

>>212734265
watching porn has to be the closest thing you can do to being cucked aside from actually getting cucked. you porn-brained losers stand no chacne.

>>212734324
i did watch it live. i forgot who was below him, but i know he wasn't at the bottom of the list. there was no need for his elimination. in fact, he had IMMUNITY when he was eliminated from the first swamp olympics challenge that taylor threw.

>>212734174 (OP)
>Three time winner
of the friend zoned by Letty awards? lmaoooo

>>212734299
Brian seems like an ok guy but he was very boring for the tank and production didnt know what to do with him. They tried making all the conflict in the house related to him and he wasnt good enough for that. Brian shouldve been a vance/payton/seth type character. The straight man. But production (and his fellow fish) failed him.

Smaack

>>212734326
I never understood this perspective. Unless you have an emotional bond to the woman, she's a complete stranger. Sexual acts, especially ones that are amateur/homemade instead of professional productions are arousing. Your problem?

Josie is beautiful.

>>212734406
she's so kawaii

>>212734387
it was a wholesome post. we love smaack.

>>212734402
The incels here think they're in a relationship with every woman that appears on their monitor.

>>212734326
This is why you should watch solo-girls only JOIs RPs etc.

>>212734207
He bombed massively on this podcast. All to common for him now that he is finally realising that he is nothing more than a failed comedian whose entire grift is crashing down

>>212734421
>you're an incel if you don't like porn.
nice try, schlomo.

>>212734299
The big problem was all of the fish essentially deferred to him when deciding who to dogpile on and a big offender in the whole “production told me” thing which was at its worst in early s2. Him leaving flipped the house dynamics completely

>>212734440
It's spelled Shlomo, goyim.

>>212734436
you were what, 5 when that game released? you're a babyfag abi, I was 12 when it came out, its MY GENERATION'S GAME, not YOURS. FUCK OFF

>>212730582
just tell her they're guppies and you repost them for the memes she'll understand

>>212734362
Immunity wore off as soon as Taylor left after the comedy sketch challenge.

>>212734419
>she's so kawaii
damn, so true.

>>212734436
>can i bring my 38 year old loser friend with me?

>>212734436
the 2player mode on SA was dope but it takes forever to unlock

>>212734362
they 'eliminated' taylor even though she wasn't a fish and after it became completely boring they did that stupid therapy circle shit and brought jimmy back because he was 'content', then they gave the audience the final say on the actual elimination and it was a clear vote for brian to which he said 'that's fair'

>>212734460
im around Abi's age and kids in my middle school played San Andreas and Vice City on the school's PC

>>212734454
yup exactly, i remember saying that over and over in the s2 threads. he diffused the conflicts and linked everyone together

>>212734207
who?

>>212734460
Dude people still play super mario and that game is older than you

>>212734419
Ew

>>212734299
brian was cool, he just dominated the energy of the house a lot and became the leader by default, and all the social retards submitted to him and copied his mopey energy. After Cole left there was no one to antagonize him. octavius tried to play that role and failed. Audience hated him for being boring. truth is if it weren't for TJ being there he would've won.

>>212734207
it could have been a fun watch, literally everyone but Sam was enjoying Harland's jokes.
he just had to be a fag over every little thing and all of his promo was edited out at the end. KWAB

>>212734558
I hate Brian such a POS
you're tall and handsome stop being a mopey faggot

>>212734565
>>212734207
relax, they're all in on the joke. you're going to be fine, little baby.

>>212734430
I feel bad for Nick, charls and Erik. They’re all solid performers and could kill it on a podcast like this, but Sam doesn’t give a shit and just destroys everything and constantly brings up the Jews every chance he gets. It would be one thing if he were being funny about it, but he just seems pissed off. It’s not subversive and is totally counterproductive to whatever it is he’s trying to do.

>>212734436
>sure, but if you mess up a cheat code, you have to rim my asshole

>>212734617
Nick Charls and Eric look so embarassed at times.

>>212734591
"I GO TO - SOUP KITCHENS!"

Sam vs Garland is like Jordan Peterson vs an actual intellectual

>>212734406
Disgusting whore

>>212734387
Dumb nigger bitch

wn2b manifesting black semen in Ellie’s womb

>>212734645
The podcast reaction guys like 2lazy2try are going to tear Sam apart for this.

>>212734683
yes please

>>212734299
I don't think Brian was that bad in season 2, but the cons of him being on that season outweigh the pros

Which male fish would be the best wingman at a bar?

>>212734660
Shameful admission: I was in a relationship with a woman like Sylvia for about half a year. We broke it off, then reconnected because the sex was too good to pass up. Fat chicks are top tier.

>>212734532
Harland Williams, someone infinitely bigger than sam in the comedy world.

>>212734696
be careful saying brian, if you look like klaus the chick will automatically go for him instead lol

>>212734696
Probably Jon. He’s confident enough to break the ice then you can slide in and it looks like you’re a really good kindhearted guy for being friends with a tard.

>>212734696
Mauro.

Ella>Ellie

I fucking hate my life, /ftl/

>>212734775
Based

>>212734771
That moment when Sam ruins your career again

>>212734207
>>212734771
>he saw the message on the hat, fundamentally disagreed with it, and then started to go apeshit
Par for the course for our middle-aged deadbeat e-daddy.

Ellie cervical prolapse

>>212734516
It's literally down the road from the first safehouse

>>212734227
i look like this and do this

Nick trying to have a good time and Sam being passive aggressive.

Ellie. Wake up and post thighs. Right now

WHOA BLACKED LETTY BAM-BA-LAM

>>212734436
no

>>212734808
Harland is someone Sam should respect on the same level as a guy like Norm. He was out of his depth here and came across like an asshole. I bet the other guys were bummed about how this turned out.

>>212734886
You could tell Harland is Nicks kind of guy as well.

>>212734696
>>212734736
brian's done the job before but it's risky. Alex or Kevin. maybe Vance.

>>212734816
It's fine, once I blow my load it slides right out and then we can just push it back in. It happens, especially considering how small she is and how big I am.

>>212734886
Their faces said it all, they were visibly uncomfortable throughout. All because sam isn't funny anymore but still thinks he is.

Lubecooch cheated on his mom with Taylor

>>212734898
Erik Hayden just chillin the whole time lol

>alright guys, on today's episode of Harland Highway, we have Shane Gillis' favorite comedian, the legendary genius Mr Sam Hyde!
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!! FAGGOT JEWS NIGGER!!!! AM I A COMEDIAN YET? WHERE'S JOE ROGAN???
>uh hey man can you just chill o-
>*flips over table*
>*tackles you*

>>212734918
Sam can be funny, in the right circumstances.
I don't know why he keeps wanting to go out of his element - recording videos of himself doing silly voices and goofy jokes. https://xcancel.com/wigger/status/1938699470633353688

>>212734930
That was so avant-garde by Sam

>>212734715
Wasn't he in half baked with dave Chappelle? If so I like that guy.

>>212734696
tony or kwan if you can call them fish. freddy? brian maybe.

>>212734930
Literally couldn't stop with the HH shit either. Guy must be a masochist and hate the idea of ever making it, even though he clearly wants to.

>>212734686
when elephant graveyard sets his sights on sam its over

>>212734906
Brian has one of the freakiest smiles I've ever seen. Scary ass nigga.

>>212734957
Yea that's the guy

>>212734696
K14u5

>>212734607
Keep telling yourself that, mondocord

>Harland liking the comments shitting on Sam
It's fucking over
Extreme Piece-of-shit is a total flop
Fishtank is dead
Sam KWABed himself in front of the entire legitimate comedic world

>>212734998
>muh boogeyman!
retard

>>212734918
>Sam isn’t funny anymore
I rewatched a bunch of stuff from the vertical phone video era and it’s true he does seem to have lost the playful trickster charm that allowed him to get away with saying fucked up shit and acting goofy. Nowadays he seems angry and out of control. It’s gotta be the steroids.

>>212734972
He is male BPD, which is far worse than female bpd. He will self sabotage at every corner and blame others for it got not applauding him

>>212734607
What joke? Being visibly frustrated when he's the least funny man in the room? Even Damiel was getting more laughs. Fucking DAMIEL.

>>212735012
can anybody tell me why sam was so upset? it's hard for me to listen to him because he always activates my cringe receptors for some reason.

>>212734799
>another beautiful woman ruined by goofy tats
they're their own worst enemy

>>212734972
He was jimmy-tier tryhard unfunny with this shit during this

>>212734930
why is it okay when sam does it but not okay when tayleigh does it?

>>212735012
Sam needs to call it in and become a family man already. All his friends have a wife and kids and they're happy, meanwhile Sam's shooting up roids all day and breaking shit on someone else's podcast set.

>>212735034
I dont like tats but i wouldnt say ruined. The ones that are ruined to be are the ones that are more tattoo than skin

>>212734174 (OP)
LubeCooch

>>212735050
Sam is male Tayleigh at this point.

>>212735051
He has a family and goes to the same coffee shop with them every saturday

>>212734294
>I'm so tired
Worst the threads have ever been, hands down. Jannies should nuke /ftl/ until S5/Bloodgames comes on.

>alright and we just got a super chat from Mark Key, thanks Mark, really apprecia-
>hey Sam what's u-ACK!

>>212734436
Repulsive whore. Yuck

>>212735050
Sam reason people get mad at jon for being like sam during ADL

>>212735033
>can anybody tell me why sam was so upset?
Nothing in particular even happened, just Sam growing increasingly angry at the guy. He did ask him if he'd ever been raped twice, which he didn't like, but I don't even think that's what made him mad. I guess trashing the set and manhandling the host is just his escape plan once he realises he can't actually riff

>>212735107
Yeah but he has to keep it under wraps and be secretive about it. He's gotta ditch the whole machismo act and settle down, because it's clearly not working out for him.

>>212734436
cuteeeeeeeee

>>212735033
He came in hot trying to dominate Harland’s show, Harland went toe to toe with him and bested him then he started getting pissy. Sam insisted that Damiel be in the shot so he made him stand behind Harland the entire time as a weird own, so Harland kept trying to interact with Damiel but damiel couldn’t think of anything to say on the spot because he’s not funny. Sam appeared to be getting frustrated his guy Damiel was getting owned. About midway thru the podcast Sam started derailing all Harland’s bits and then resorted to destroying the set and trying to force Harland into a pile of “gorilla twigs” on the ground.

>>212735093
you're goddamn right

>they both have to sleep with machines
better off dead

>>212735192
retard

>>212734207
I haven’t watched yet, but is there any way this is just a bit? Surprised to read some of these comments taking sam at face value

You guys remember that one stream "asexual" Greg did with a few friends where he kept staring at this one girl´s ass, coming close to the camera and whispering things like "gyat damn", and doing subtle thrusting motions whenever she turned around?
pic related

>>212735201
fat

>>212735012
that bad ey

>>212735122
>”it’s over…I’m gonna have to go back to the dealership…”

>>212735122
>trashes the set
>does all this retarded shit
>goes "ugh, about time" in the gayest way when asked to plug his stuff and talk about Extreme Peace
>it's the only time he actually talks to the host normally
>based Harland blatantly edits it out
KWAB

>>212735203
It was pretty awkward. The other guys didn’t seem to be having a great time. Nick was visibly upset when Sam flipped the desk over and started manhandling Harland.

what's Ellie been up to?

>>212735167
sounds like a decisive sam win

>>212735012
he liked it because it was a joke moron nigger lasangna lips??? did you even watch it???

here's a little something you can feed the coping xittertroons and kiwitroons who are probably claiming how it was an epic planned setup as i type this

>>212735012
kek he really is liking nothing but comments like this and ones praising the guys that were with Sam

>>212735263
i thought he put HH at the end but he doesnt have the balls

>>212735122
>tight and ripe

>>212735167
Damiel is awful why does Sam bring that fag with him every where he goes I thought that was jets bf not Sam's??? so weird

How can Sam ever recover from the Marky situation?

He already stopped attacking idubz and Hasan because Hasan just calls him openly in front of 40k viewers a "nazi pedophile" and there is nothing Sam can do.
Hasan unironically won the battle without even boxing Sam.
KWAB

>harland: Have you ever been raped? you look like you have
>sam: thankyou
>awkward silence

>>212735253
The whole thing culminated in Sam and Harland staring into each other’s among the rubble of the set and Sam saying “I actually really like you. Please come to our show tonight in Culver City. You have to come”. Harland agreed to go to the show, but then turned and winked at the camera lol.

>>212735286
why would he do that

>>212735221
>>212735246
Poor Nick
Sam needs a new handler

>>212735263
loll

>>212735298
Marky is the least of his worries lol he's a comedian that isn't funny and his new show was pilloried

>>212735288
>>212735308
whats this from? What happened? Qrd?

>>212735332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxiGI9TG2FU
enjoy the kwabkino

>>212735332
Harland Williams podcast I think

>>212735328
nah Marky is the only reason he isnt funny anymore, he can't go full retard because people will just call him out about being a pedophile

now he has to lay low and can't start beef with anyone

>>212735349
Who?

imagine being nick or charls and making the effort to go on a podcast hoping you'll get to speak, then sam just ruins it instantly and you have to just sit there the whole time like a moron

>>212735167
That sounds kind of funny desu

is this the death of sam hyde as we know him?

>>212735361
liberal hack comedian

>>212735308
Congratulations Sam you are the RAPED

>>212735365
unfortunately not

>>212735362
Sam being a seething sperg destroyed their entire lives for years and nothing has changed. They're foolish for continuing to follow his lead just for some of his sweet jewbucks.

>>212735365
failed fishtank
failed tv show
failed podcast
failed comedian
failed nft scam
failed merch
failed game dev
failed zipp water
pedophile

idk how this guy is still relevant??

>>212735206
That was the false hawk creator guy and his gf. It seemed weird as fuck at the time why this couple kept wanting to hang out with Greg and film him doing bits. It still seems weird.

>>212735206
That was mr beast

>>212735167
look I liked Damiel during season 1 and all but what exactly does he do? Why does Sam bring him everywhere? Is he like an editor or like, does he work in video production or anything of the sorts?
What does that nigga do?

>>212735403
his podcast does huge number ywnbaw

>>212735401
idk id take the money personally

>>212735361
He played Kenny on half baked
Only Chadennials remember this movie

>>212734207
why does he bring damiel everywhere?

>>212735445
To bust his bummy

>>212735311
>we think you're funny

>>212735252
idk but she responded to my DM

>>212735308
After Harland jokingly said he was raped by a gang of catholic priests while rollerblading Sam looked upset and said “you mean Jewish rabbis. A lot more rapes happen in synagogues”. Lighten up, Sam! It’s just a joke.

>>212735473
his grifting is so tiresome

>>212735473
damn thats really funny sam

>>212735473
YOSHITPISS BTFO'D AHAHAHAHAHAHA PWNED

>>212735422
>>212735445
I’m stating to legitimately believe the bummy buster allegations. It’s the only thing that makes sense.

>>212735445
Sam's new rent boy now that Jet handles fishtank and Bic fucked off to sell cherry menthol drinks no one wants (Zipp)

>>212735470
did she? what did she say?

>>212735473
based sam

>>212735473
His brain is toast. Tren is so shit for your brain,

Charls got mogged

>>212735473
based sam trvthnvking the liberal satanic brazilian lover

>>212735514
yet so incorrect

>>212735512
i wanna fuck that lightbulb

>>212735512
hot

>>212735538
extremely correct

>>212735538
good goy

>>212735431
kek I remember this Groomzy kept checking out Megan's dumpy

kek'd at Harland's look at the camera after sam autistically lectures him about seed oils after simply being offered a cookie

>>212735547
nope, 4k synagogues to 400k churches in the us

>>212735547
he's a fucking hack

>>212735529
Yn Ellie would be proud KEK gang 4chan style

wtf, is this really cole? doesnt sound like him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US13MSmbhK4

>>212735563
based OG ass gaper

Mondocord is having a nuclear meltdown over this episode which is funny to me because Sam was posting it on his Instagram story yesterday so obviously he wasn't bothered by how it turned out

>>212735470
She didn't

>>212735563
Isn’t that the guy who stream sniped the guys in Vegas during the bus stop money challenge?

>>212735597
Sam has a humiliation fetish

>>212735513
I'm not telling u ;)

>>212735597
Sam also didnt expect people to be mad at the football sketch in extreme peace and had to clarify it was a bit in the comments. He really isnt as smart as everyone thinks he is.

>>212735605
t-thirty two by the way

>>212735597
Sam was probably unaware of how much of a bomb it was. The fact that Harland censored all of his extreme peace plugs in the edit is a slap in the face too.

Let’s all love Angie

>>212735605
yea his chat wanted him to marky post but he bitched out

Imagine how good the podcast would be with just Nick and Harland

>>212735559
why is this bulb head carrying around a tape deck?

>>212735445
To look better by comparison

AHAHAHHAH
FUCK YEAH FREDDY!

>>212735252
Having sex with black men like a true yn.

>jet crashing out on twitter
>sam crashing out on harland
What's going on big guys?

>>212735512
This bitch's face is horizontal, every feature is being sucked into the sides of her head

Next episode of pgl
>Sam: the Harland episode was mad funny
>nick: yeah dude…
>Sam: we got a lot of hate, I think it’s the new fans that aren’t really tapped in with the old stuff
>nick: totally you’re always gonna get guys like that. It’s like when I was at the dealership, we used to call my boss mister shit pussy all the fuckin time dude. It was so fuckin funny. Guys like that, real Rhode Island shit head drunks, those guys are the best man THE BEST”
>Sam: *looks at his phone*

Yikes

>>212735709
she would never

>>212735702
FAFO

>>212735720
i bet that pussy is really sideways

>>212735727
>chris lynch off camera: hey did you guys see that uhh one thing uhh on twitter?

I hope Marky is well. I heard she’s 28 now. I miss her

>>212735762
except nobody knows who harland is he's just some dude who had the sam hyde on his show

>>212735583
It sounds like Cole.

>>212735727
can't wait for the kope

ellie's mom, has got it going on
spawned gigi and ellie, her genetics are the bomb
anon can't you see, it's the most beautiful looking family
without her there would be no princess ellie, that's why i thank ellie's mom

>>212735775
You think next year she'll find her own teenager to rape? Hurt people hurt people.

harland is nontent

>>212735601
She did tho

>>212735778
cope posting is so sad

>>212735778
holy cope

I’m such coddled nontent that I just shit myself.

>>212735805
post proof. censor the entire message if you need.

anywhoozers

>>212735775
Looking at these pictures of her, I totally get where Sam was coming from. Like I don't blame him at all.

sam hyde and nick mullen are a lot alike.

>raped as young boys
>edgy humor
>brilliantly talented but can't help but self sabotage

>>212735775
marky.. had a hard life

>>212735809
>>212735818
sorry, but that's how it is

> Harland Highway Podcast
that show where sam hyde destroyed the set, that's what it's known as

>>212735799
I heard she’s already done some discord grooming so ya probably

>>212735362
>HE'S JUST A PR STUNT ACTOR
>FUCKIN' NERD

>>212735775
This face haunts Sam Hyde everyday. This is his real true love. Too bad he fucked it up.

>>212735778
Harland has been around forever. He’s a stand up, was in half baked, superstar and tons of other stuff. He’s a universally beloved figure in the comedy world. He came up with and is comparable to guys like Norm, Tom Green, etc.

>>212735778
this is what the typical 40 year old brony pedophile MDE fan would say, but for someone like Sam who has spent the last 2 years sucking off every single comedian he can get near, it's career ending

>>212735838
You are very talented anon. Being able to fully throat production while managing to squeeze out this post is impressive.

>>212735636
Lmaooo I love Harland now

>>212735867
no he isn't, he's a nobody who had his set destroyed by sam hyde, onto the next jabroni

>>212735778
Which one went on Joe Rogan?

>>212735833
Cult leader personalities can’t stand not being in control. It’s why Sam almost never goes on other people’s shows. He can’t take it

>>212735867
literally never heard of him but do go on

Burtonian kino... a prisoner to the pittance he gets from being a fishtank clown.

Genuinely had no idea who this Harland dude is and apparently he was in Dumb and Dumber where he played the cop who drank piss. Podcasts should be banned, this guy should be nowhere near a mic.

>>212735906
>Burtonian kino
chug bleach

Kek Harland seething and removing the EP plugs because he got mogged

>>212735704
lol

>>212735901
You're a zoomer you don't know anything

>>212735889
His Rogan appearance was hilarious because Joe didn’t get any of his jokes the whole time

>>212735362
so Sam felt like he was being made fun off so he chimped out, got physical and destroyed a table - then acted like a seething faggot the entire podcast?
He should stick to going on teenagers podcasts and making Indian jokes

>>212735874
> "production"
lol, you're trying to act like sam is jet or maejok? He's one of the most important cultural figures.

Mondocord running cover for the Harland debacle is pathetic

What is going on with Sam at the moment?
He seems very stressed and unhappy

>>212735870
Yea it's a bad look for someone like Sam trying to get on Rogans

I'm surprised nobody hasn't made an Angie General on /agatha2/ yet

>>212735920
*because it's an unfunny shitshow that he wants no part in considering how most of sam's jokes on his podcast were just rape and jew jokes

sam hyde should retire

>>212735958
He's far worse nigger

>>212735963
Roid rage from extreme peace being a major league flop.

>>212735937
Yeah he bombed hard

I get paid $3500 a month to post here
I would never post here for free

>>212735906
I really hope someone recorded this stream and uploads it later.

lmao you faggots are really seething this morning huh

>>212735962
you can see them waking up to the shitshow and filing into the youtube comments to DEBOONK in real time

>>212736001
I'm on wfh

>>212736005
Nontent with censored TTS

people under 50 only know harland as the boomer who bombed on rogan

>>212735981
fishtank without sam would have been spictank tier in vewiership and profit and done after one, he attached his name and fandom to something and look where we are

>>212736013
this nigga straight up washed

>>212736018
It wasn’t in the beginning

>>212735963
He over promised and underdelivered with extreme peace, fishtank is a disaster and his constantly on edge worried someone is going to Marky post at one of his shows

>jet btfo by a mexican dog
>sam btfo by a redneck
>both of them btfo by WASP boomers

Is Alex B in the on screen bed or away rn? I can't tell.

>>212736014
How much is Sam paying you to cover his ass for all his roid-induced fuck ups?

>>212736031
He is a fantastic con man but morally bankrupt

>>212736028
Im under 40 and I know him as "that one guy" from half baked and other comedies of that era

>>212736014
gorilla twigs

bitchtank finale

>>212736073
is sam losing weight?

>>212736028
nah they don't know him hes not memorable sam hyde is a household name

>>212735837
If only she didn't get groomed and molested by Scam Hyde, the jewish rapist.
>>212735833
Except mullen is actually a center leftist, not racist, unraped and wildly successful. They seem to have the same boss though.

>>212736073
Why did Sam have his pants unzipped during this pod?

>>212736062
very normal response, not schizo-brained at all

>>212736031
>he attached his fandom and look where we are
>dozens of mentally ill 40+ year old pedophiles who routinely dox and swat the innocent families of other MDE fans who participate in the chats/shows
It is a great shitshow I will give credit for that. No other group online has such an excess of mutant subhumans who love to show their freak show lives on the internet.

Burt said he could be sterile from all the TRT and roids he's done.

>>212736073
His head looks gigantic here.

>>212735867
>is comparable to guys like Norm, Tom Green, etc.
Let’s not get crazy here. He’s nowhere near Norm in fame or even Tom Green.

>>212736018
There were some good TTS early on and even afterwards there were some good and funny moments between Burt, Letty, and Frank.

Fuck man this hurts I just had a dream where I went on an adventure with a group, one of the girls I liked so one we came back and the bus was about to take off I admitted my feelings, she wasn’t sure at first but then kissed me a couple times. After that we spent time around each other in the next adventure until I woke up

Ngl I’m depressed today after waking up to that bros

>>212736121
delete this

Sam seether and FFXIV seether should hook up to be honest, get over hate and learn to love type shit if you get me.

>>212736095
Bick was molested as a child. possibly by a man at a mall, definitely by an older boy who sucked his dick

>>212735861
Should have kept grooming her online for a few more years before making a move like Frank did with his gf.

>>212736138
I don't remember subscribing to your fuck ass blog lil nigga

>>212736159
You lost the plot by replying

>>212736125
I still find Letty annoying and unfunny, just a irony poisoned pick me type.
Frank and Burt's dynamic has been done to death.
It wasn't entertaining enough for me to stay invested, the TTS was keeping me watching.

>>212736157
Nick*

>>212736138
I had a dream I was fishing on a foggy beach in an unknown land with only a rope and large hook. I cast it into the water and immediately snagged s giant sturgeon. I gave the line a tug and it slowly swam into shore, totally docile. I got into the water and unhooked it then watched as it disappeared into the fog.

>>212735716
>jet crashing out on twitter
huh?

>>212735583
3 years ago feels like forever ago man

Just finished screencapping and making greentexts for several instances in the Harland video that are sure to make mondocorders seethe for the coming weeks. Now time to get back to making a living, something mondotroons will never be able to do.

>>212736121
>FUCKIN' NERD

>>212736180
What about Alex B's stream; what's your take on the monkey king?

>>212736121
Sam got mogged so hard when Harland was looking into his eyes and Sam was begging to come to his show

>>212736121
>>212736143
>>212736183
>>212736218
it is all falling apart

>>212736211
I just got done watching. Sam was definitely shit testing production. Hate to say it but he was acting like cole. I’m glad Harland kicked him.

you hate to see it folks
you hate to see it

>>212735906
The whole purpose of the stream was to redirect hate towards jet and ghisletty to Burt. just pointing to a gay schizo nigger and saying but he’s worse!
The autistic hippo got a jab in at least

>>212736220
I got Alex fatigue, he is pretty funny when he is crashing out but somebody told him the TTS is just trying to get a reaction of him and since then its been boring

>>212736218
that's gotta sting.

>>212736028
Never heard of him

just watched the Harland podcast
seems like a pretty normal Sam thing to me, dont understand how he got "owned" by the grandpa
is it the funny eyes the grandpa made that made trannies ITT wet?

>>212736266
>over a fucking dog

>>212735775
i feel no pity for her. pretty, but a disgusting bitch on the inside. clabi are the same

>>212736231
We're discovering in real time why Jet and Ben were so distraught after the psychic reading.

>Sam came in there with some shitty idea that Harland was a hack that he was rightfully gonna put in his place
>None of Sams mind games stick and Harland instead turns it around on him while making everybody laugh
>Sam gets so unbelievably flustered he starts getting physical, and even then Harland keeps landing jokes
This is gonna get covered by 2lazy2try and it's gonna be over for him.

>>212736266
Fishgirls often talk about how bad Jets breath smells

>>212736251
The only entertaining thing left about Alex B is his endurance to yap at his haters for days. He gets like 5 hours of sleep, eats half a plate of raw Mexican food and just starts yapping while chugging energy drinks and listening to the same 3 or 4 wigger hypebeast Eminem lyrical miracle songs.

>>212735203
>>212734207
The person to watch to tell is Charls, given Charls already being on imperfect terms with Sam.
Charls was joking around the entire time so it was probably a bit.

>>212735840
Her victim was some dude named Sam apparently. Poor guy.

The slow death of MDE
I hope you got what you wanted

>>212736309
How the fuck does he have so much energy

>>212736301
It's funny because Extreme Peace has been very bland to me but Sam sperging out and embarrassing himself actually made me laugh. Maybe that's his angle, the same way he sperged World Peace to death. Make a big spectacle and use that to get attention on your money maker.

>>212736301
KWARB (kek what a raped bitch)

>>212736301
>2lazy2try the Howard glazer
haha i had a feeling the harland "fans" are from the unfunny side of the comedy aisle
this just confirms it

>>212736318
see
>>212735263

>>212736301
I dont watch sam outside of fishtank. What did he do now?

Anything happen on spictank last night? I had to sleep cause I am working now -_-

pls sam i wanna be on season 5. i'll glaze you and i won't say any of the no no words pls

>>212736285
It's more of it being yet another instance of Sam embarrassing himself publicly because he wasn't in control of everything. Man needs to know when to quit

>>212736266
why did jet have to be a cunt about it though. imitation is flattery or whatever.

Sam and Jet won by a lot

>>212736365
>haha i had a feeling the harland "fans" are from the unfunny side of the comedy aisle
>this just confirms it
i'm talking about this reaching the normie sphere

>>212736138
I had a dream just like that about smaack during s3. Emotions you only feel a few times that intensely for the first time in your teens but your brain decided it would be a funny prank to remind you those days are never coming back

sam hyde is on fools notice

>>212736365
>the funny side is just screaming NIGGER and beating up the elderly
Sam should become an ip2 streamer in that case

>>212736388
What have they won exactly?

the podcast was pretty funny and people are legitimately mad at sam, it will filter a lot of people

Harland is funnier than Sam
had Charls and Nick dying of laughter the entire time.
Sam couldn't handle being the butt of the joke, got all butthurt, and crashed out like a little bitch.
Sam is as thin-skinned as the rest of the wiggers.

>>212736369
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU
i just told you in the post you replied to

>>212736119
they didn't say fame

>Sam and Joe Rogan both passive aggressive towards Harland when he's vibing
how does he trigger TRT troons so much?

>>212736367
That doesn't change what I said.

>>212736180
That's fine anon I understand. I still hope there's a vod of it though non the less.

reminder to everyone simping for any of the girls on el estanque
this is your future with a latina

Sam really fucked up with Harland, now he will get blacklisted from most comedian events, after he spend the last 5 years LARPing as a comedian lmao

>>212736301
he could be covered by the top "exposer" youtuber in the world and it wouldnt do anything

>>212736381
yeah

>>212736285
Bad take, Sam was desperately trying to steer the pod because he didn't think Harland's bits were landing and just wanted softball questions about the shit he was there to shill. When it didn't go his way, he chimped out.
Back to Mondocord

>>212736413
roids make you aggro

>>212736422
He's got an effortless nonchalant boomer manliness that Sam and Joe can barely even fake.

Is Sam a lolcow?

>>212736452
he did exactly the same thing on Matan's podcast when it became clear that Matan was just gonna waste Sam's time asking retarded non-questions just like Harland
>what's your opinion on CUNNINGULUS??
Based of Sam to chimp out in both cases

>>212736474
pretty much, i called him a pedophile on some random youtube video and got like 160 likes

>>212736433
they do swell up

>>212735837
Honestly seems fun

>>212736443
bullshit

>>212736428
Alright, my direct refutation to your statement is that Charls knows Sam is still a seether underneath it all. He knows what he said on that infamous stream. So when Sam blows up in front of everyone for the world to see, I would joke around too. He knows deep inside that his previous words are being proven completely correct. A bittersweet vindication that you have to laugh about to keep from crying and/or seething.

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later, God’ll cut you down
Sooner or later, God’ll cut you down

>>212735867
No one knows any of those people

reminder

Why did they keep laughing at Harlands jokes?

>>212736494
>No you don't get it, chimping out when things don't go your way is BASED
Sam is a man child

>>212736506
hes been "exposed" already and is known as a nazi everywhere on the internet

daniel woulda mogged frank

>>212735778
>except nobody knows who harland is he's just some dude who had the sam hyde on his show
Yup.
I've been listening to Howard, O&A, Norm's stuff for 20+ years and I never even heard of Harland until today

>>212736433
I don’t want to marry a spic. They’re just funny and cute to watch deep in their own territory being as spiccy as possible
I’m not buying them plushies and shit like a fag. Just the estanque pass because it’s good vibes in the background for this month

>>212736530
It was a bit

MARKY IS LEAVING

>>212736494
>asking retarded non-questions just like Harland
Maybe he should not have gone on Harland's podcast if he does not like the way that Harland does his show

Can you guys tell me you're proud of me
I really need it right now

>Any final words Sam?
>One love. Heil Hitler
isnt this the type of edgy shit they keep raging at fish tank contestants for?

>>212736585
What something good you’ve done lately?

>>212736572
Sam takes who he wants, and you WILL seethe about it for days to come, wacko

Sam fucked up BIG TIME, multiple video makers will pick up this meltdown and cover it, Sam is fucking DONE

>>212736585
I'm proud of you anon as long as you aren't connected to the wiggers

>>212736404
what the fuck is wrong with this guy? he has hundreds of posts in sam's KF thread where he rims sam's asshole and downplays the marky shit while pretending to be a wigger

>>212736585
you're doing great!!

>>212736591
Sam does not practice what he preaches

>>212736266
Petfags are subhuman

>>212736121
is harland related to nick? they kinda look like brothers. did he stick his hard land in sam's ass?

>>212736494
Did you watch the podcast from the beginning?
Sam kicked it off right away with his usual shit, acting like its his show, calling in his bum boy Damiel for backup, shitting on the podcast and the music etc. The retarded questions only ramped up after he saw it got a rise out of sam.
>the same thing on Matan's podcast
that's the whole gimmick of Matan's pod.

i love how much seethe sam causes here and on reddit

>>212736591
it's funny when you're around jew lovers

>Hasan calls Sam a nazi pedophile every stream
>Sam claims he stopped the beef with Hasan because Hasan wouldnt interact with him

LMAO

>>212736365
Howard stern is a legend

Am I missing something here? Is this one of cole’s channels?

https://x.com/pootwiddlius/status/1945099616430571965?s=46&t=KsK9ecg-087Od24HOVFBWA

>>212736630
>t.

>>212736644
>anime reaction pic
opinion discarded

>>212736629
If I have any diagnosis for Sam currently he does seem to be in between stable positions. He is floundering and will be for a while until he finds out where he sits again.

>>212736667
that's crazy i was just listening to this earlier. i should check out his other music.

>>212736674
educate yourself!
Raora Panthera is a female English speaking Virtual YouTuber associated with hololive. She debuted in June 2024 as part of hololive English fourth generation -Justice-, alongside Elizabeth Rose Bloodflame, Gigi Murin and Cecilia Immergreen.

MDEtards are coping and pretending Harland is a nobody

>>212736658
Hasan runs in fear live on camera every time someone mentions Sam in real life

>>212736689
qrd?

>>212736566
She’s actually been gone for two years though, why does no one talk about this

>>212734886
>Harland is someone Sam should respect on the same level as a guy like Norm
You retards should stop huffing whatever it is you're huffing, it's becoming embarrassing at this point

>>212736704
im 31 who is this literal who

>>212736704
huh? sam hyde? never herd of him

>>212736704
holy shit it's real

>>212736705
no he just says that Sam is a lose nazi pedophile and thats he needs to fuck off

>>212736564
You haven't read the thread if you still think it was a bit. Harland confirmed it was not.

>>212734934
>I don't know why he keeps wanting to go out of his element - recording videos of himself doing silly voices and goofy jokes.
I love this bait, please I need more

>>212736718
jewtube is strict on firearms, even if they’re fake

>>212736743
It was a bit Damiel told me

>>212736735
>superklaus
>klaus

>>212736704
are you implying that the MDE fanbase actually knows anything other than edgy jew and nazi jokes?

Harlands legacy is 1000x more than Sam can ever dream

>>212736754
Lasagna lips only speaks in layers, look beyong the cheese and into the pasta

KAW
=
LAW

>>212736704
ah yes, puppy dog pals, super pupz, robot and monster, now you've convinced me Harland = Norm tier legend

>>212736735
>Harland is the /ftl/poster and he trolled Sam

>>212736667
I think jimmy is being for real

>>212736743
You don't understand, every time Sam fucks up it's conveniently a bit where he actually doesn't fuck up. He has never self-sabotaged. Never ever.

>>212736784
>Billie the tech savvy 11 year old girl

>we now have to pretend a guy who was on Sausage Party and Robots is some kind of legend
Being an obsessed Sam seether must be exhausting.

>>212736818
Robots > MDE 2

>>212736818
He's more successful than Sam will ever be

>>212736818
They're bigger roles than Sam will ever get

>>212736795
Just strange because this is a channel that’s been around for a while. And some of the songs don’t even sound like him.

>>212736818
>we now have to pretend the jewish pedophile who just scammed us for an entire prepaid season of reality TV is superior to C-tier jewlywood slop

>>212736721
She deleted all her socials and went offline because orbiters wouldn't stop harassing her and spamming her dox 10 years later. The guy you're replying to probably has 5GB of her family photos saved on his phone.

>>212736826
truuuuu

Sam pretending to get pissed that harland got the better of him was one of the best bits he's ever done.

>>212736250
based, everyone should bully sissy burt

>>212736667
It's a Jimmy bit. His way of sharing meme music he likes.

If Sam had been funny, I would support him. He was not. I fucking hate that gook faggot Damiel too. And this will only add to Sam's self destruction.

Why even go on this podcast?

>>212736818
>we now have to pretend a guy who was on WORLD PEACE and MDE is some kind of legend

>>212736818
https://youtu.be/RD2YJrvd71Y

>>212736704
so he was cool in the 90s, got it

>>212736864
Yeah but that had been going on the entire time I’m pretty sure, she finally just got over it? How does someone so online disappear that easily

is this achievable natty?

>>212736433
she looks like anisa jomha in the "after"

I'll take arguing about Sam all day every day over simp pedos desu

Im starting to believe the paid shill theory
How can you people have such bad takes?

>>212736818
kek

>>212736851
Hey man I don't know what else to tell you, don't think about it too much

>>212736250
>The autistic hippo got a jab in at least
What is this in reference to

>>212736905
>How does someone so online disappear that easily
it's not hard to change your screenname. i used to go by dragonballzmaster801 now i'm bigturdlikepenis.

>>212736704
Half Baked is still one of the greatest stoner comedies ever made

>>212736795
>>212736667
Cole hates Jimmy and they don't talk btw

>>212736878
Nah jimmy would just share it he wouldn't lie about it being Cole's channel lol

>>212736818
I know nothing about Harland but Sam looked like a retard on that podcast

anyways

>>212736948
i unilogically thought that were danye.

>>212736966
So, Sam's new stand up tour...

>>212736704
no idea who this guy is

>>212736920
MDE followers treat Sam Hyde as their actual factual God. This is why women like Claire and Abi lick Jet's shitty asshole and get fucked by him on camera just for a chance to be in his presence. They would sacrifice their lives for Sam and I suspect many more would follow, if there haven't been many already for that matter.

i wish marky would come back and stream again.

>>212736928
Shadi’s fat

>>212736954
jealous that cole would rather talk to jimmy than you?

Im a new viewer who watched the howard podcast, does Sam always chimp out on guys he perceives to be a father figure?

>>212736986
Who did she get a jab in at

I was wondering what that was for.

>>212736980
i wonder why this is. why do people like sam so much?

BURT IS UP
LETTY IS STILL ASLEEP
IMMINENT RAPE

>>212736704
minor irrelevant roles because he's friends with jews, he has little to do with these movies

>>212737001
yeah that's why the first sketch in Extreme Peace is an old man he wrote to literally represent his own father, and he treats the actor so terribly that even his own fanbase was disgusted

>>212736980
sam is literally a human cockroach and one of the most unrespectable people to ever live tho i hate him
he tells himself this to keep the suicidal thoughts at bay

>>212737027
she needs her princess rest

>>212736970
>i unilogically thought that were danye.

>>212736994
well, they dont

>>212736980
also he wanted to fuck shadi..

that podcast was not staged at all, Nick was having an existential crisis in the background with chocolate smeared all over himself

>>212737001
Yes, never mention the name Fred Hyde in his presence. The man dared to ask for his $6000 back which Sam has yet to pay

>>212736704
I'm not American, never heard of this guy. MDE is worldwide known

>>212737027
good thing she likes black rapists with piss and scat fetishes

>>212737082
"worldwide known" = approximately 12 people per continent
non-incels literally don't know who that is

>>212736980
He spent 3 years doing advice content on HydeWars, his streams and podcasts that catered to lonely useless fatherless men, so a lot of them see Sam as their father now since they never got the very basic advice not to do drugs, to save money, and to work towards a skill before.
If you watch the old livestreams, people pay $40 a pop to thank Sam for saving their lives when really he just paraphrased Atomic Habits and Jordan Peterson
Same scheme that Andrew Tate used to make his millions.

Sam's act doesn't work outside the tank and that pisses him off.

>>212737013
She sent a tts about Letty xanning and gooning abi
Her defense was basically it’s not bad because we still talk occasionally

>>212736960
>jimmy wouldn't lie

Sam is a control freak with male BPD.
(he is also a rapist)

>>212737139
problem is, jimmy believes his own lies.

>>212737136
nontent whores will be nontent whores
nothings ever new

>>212737169
>he is also a rapist
and a pedophile

>>212737136
Letty calls people her friends but I dont think she has any friends

>>212737065
Man was eating cookies, they get a little messy sometimes

>>212736905
>How does someone so online disappear that easily
she wasn't as "online" as you'd think and there wasn't much attention on her until after she posted on instagram in 2019 and her orbiters created an ib for stalking her family a couple years later

Sam is only funny when he's up against mentally ill, desperate people.

>>212737139
what race are brian and luke? they both have that rat face physiognomy

>>212737127
It doesn't "work" "inside the tank" either. As a viewer there's no humor to it, it's stiff and awkward. And I get he's trying to gaslight fish into thinking he's some kind of unhinged psycho named Jason Goldstriker that destroys shit, but it doesn't work because 99.9% of all fish knew about Sam before entering the tank.

>>212737181
Are you the fat sheboon whore or that dog faced whore Claire?

>>212737209
Italian

if beaver street could talk

>>212737193
Letty has benefactors.

>>212737218
claire and they got the (you) they wanted well done

>>212737193
Friends are for the weak who cannot stand on their own

>>212737209
Brian said hes polish and Irish I think with like 8% jewish

>>212737218
meg and i think claire looks remarkably average and not like a dog

>>212737201
a freakshow ringleader

>yfw Gigi is ITT a-logging Sam as a way to get discussion about her and Ellie to stop
Smart move desu

>>212737169
Nah, just basic bitch NPD

Cryokeen and Jezza are male BPDs

>>212737239
If we don't give Shadi or Claire (You)s, they'll kill themselves :(

you guys have been practicing your spanish right?

why are girls named ciara prone to suicide?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28lLw8BeTV4

>>212737283
fuck off spictank shill

>>212737283
Si papi

>>212737245
then why was she attacking me on a fake ig telling me i have no friends and how i should hate myself for it after telling everyone about the abby situation

>>212737295
why are you mad, hate love and life?

bad attitude

>>212737261
CryoKeen is histrionic personality disorder

>>212736818
>THIS GUY IS A NOBODY, NEVER HEARD OF HIM
>gets presented with proof he's not a nobody
>YEAH BUT HE'S NOT LIKE, A LEGEND
gayest cope and it's the best one you got

>>212737295
cállate puto

>>212737308
angie streams in general

>>212737326
he's also got fat faggot disorder

after i told everyone she gooned abby***
i have more friends than nona and i dont have to goon them to stay relevant either

>>212737136
Is there a clip

>>212737343
not cool man, he's an emotional eater

>>212737343
So does sam lol they should make out

>>212737193
It’s why she travels constantly.

>hold up Samuel is that BummyEmBustEm?
>that nigga been on my mind no cap

>>212737027
No way! Letty is sleeping at Burt's place? kek

>>212737209
White

fishtank is the greatest thing sam hyde will ever work on

>>212737209
Portuguese

>>212737193
Sadly true
All of Letty's 'friends' seem to be either people she met through the show (like Abi, Bliccy, TJ, Chip, Jet, etc.) or from her time on Discord (or fucking Omegle).

>>212737397
It’s spelled moortuguese

>>212737383
*bitchtank

>>212737283
A spic steamer could get their start right now teaching us spic slang they’re using just saying

>>212736818
I really enjoyed Robots when I was a kid.

>>212737383
And it has failed, just like everything else his hands touch

>>212737403
She says she has irl and childhood friends

>>212737353
You maybe have two real, deep friends. Which is more than Letty but still.

>>212737193
Letty owes Jet for her entire life

>>212737454
new

>>212737429
>She says

>>212737136
4chan, we did it again!

>>212737403
You've got it all figured out haven't you?

>>212737476
Im just calling it how I see it

>>212736433
Holy shit is bitch on anti depressants?

>>212737436
3 actually

>>212737517
It’s not true though, of course you’re going to see her on the internet with other internet people

>>212737517
It seems to me like she has a very easy time making friends.

>>212737258
gigi was also a military kid in germany, probably a proper oldfag

>>212737553
making friends and keeping them are 2 very different things.

>>212737584
What friends has she not kept

>>212737615
all except the wiggers

>>212737584
I've got nothing to say about her ability to keep friends.

letty boobs bake

>>212737615
tayleigh for starters

>>212735938
>He should stick to going on teenagers podcasts
You make a good point. Surrounding himself with zoomer yes men for the past 10 years has to have impaired his ability to interact normally with peers.

>>212737732
Tell us more

>>212737639
How do you know?

>>212737639
The only firends she keeps are the ones she fucks. Everyone else is just a convienence to her until they're not.