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>>212734174
>benleaks bakes these threads on his smartphone
phoneposters won
>HEY HARLAND
>WHAT DID THE JEW SAY TO THE NIGGER
>HE SAID
>FAGGOT HAIL HITLER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>CAN I BE ON JOE ROGAN NOW?
>*destroys equipment*
>>212737500god is a woman
>>212737546HELP ME SIR I AM INDIAN , KEKEKEKEK
Claire do you know what's special about Thursday?
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Watermellie
>>212737546>Sam Hyde's legacy is a gay nigger fondling his prostate and balls while jerking off
>>212737593is conGREGated finally starting?!
If I was rich I'd finance a tank that had
>Marky
>Jin
>Cole
>The corpse of Ciara
>Johnny Neptune
>Betty
>Anyone else who is on the no no list
Name ONE thing wrong with a 29 year old dating a 16 year old without her parent's knowledge.
>>21273762316 year olds are retarded
>>212737623theres no way they have anything in common for starters
>>212737623she hasn't fully developed her brain, she has no clue the relationship or basic concepts
>>212737613Dimes square raped Mary Jane type girls oost shit like this. Also sheboon
>>212737454 (OP)Who is Marky? What season was she on?
>>212737613>le quirky internet girl
>she can't wink>>212725275>2 hours later>uploads a tiktok of her winking, with the caption being 'wink'we control the action
>>212737613everything wrong
>>212737623Should groom her for a couple years more like Frank did. If Sam had heโd have a Marky MILF wife right now instead of career crippling baggage
did letty actually never finish highschool? lol
>>212737546AVANT-GARDE SAM ERA
>>212737623the only truly bad part is the stress of having to keep it hidden. A minor annoyance is that she's going to want to watch shit like Trolls and Minions and expect you to watch it too but it makes it more tolerable because you are 100% going to get sex after the movie.
Everything Letty has done was for the sake of content and she deserves to be praised for that.
>B-b-but she hang out with Abi(a full grown adult woman) and d-did drugs she heckin groomed abi
for content
>>212737623She should be hanging out with people her age instead of someone who could be her dad
>Have you ever been raped Sam?
>>212737716Ftl gets gay and catty sometimes
>>212737713this guy gonna commit suicide in a few years
>>212737663That's the MDE fan Sam met up with off Facebook, then filmed and photographed naked when she was 16 and he was 29. Jet's dad Johnny Neptune became obsessed with her after it leaked on /r9k/ in 2015. Crucial lore in Fishtank's origins.
did letty give abi the xan with the intent to lower her inhibitions for sex or did she offer it to her because she was freaking out about the jet thing and then coincidentally ended up having sex
>>212737699She only acknowledges you by shit talking her, can't help herself
>>212737710jet groomed her probably with lettys help and then passed her off tho
>>212737712Letty never finishes anything including sex
>>212737749Sam Hyde statutory raped a teenage girl?
>>212737747She can save him
who should i make in the sims
Memes aside, eventually you realize why its probably morally wrong to fuck teenage girls. They're so fucking stupid its almost like shooting fish in a barrel. They're so naive that if you're even remotely silver tongued you can make them basically worship you.
>>212737699insecure as fuck
>>212737852stienful looks mexican
>>212737454 (OP)Crazy how you could meet a cute girl like this only to find out she got gaped by some fat ogre when she was a teen and pooped on his penis
I donโt even give a fuck he did it itโs just nuts that people walk around like this and Iโm supposed to see them as more than animals
>>212737817Itโs not even sexy to have this yes woman hanging on your every word fully dependent on you for a personality. Gets old real fast
>>212737716If that were the case she'd had done so on stream and would open an OF. Truth is she's completely broken on the inside and does bad things for her own amusment. The Asia trip was a humiliation ritual for her simps.
Angie, my beloved mistress
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jesus christ this was actually embarrassing to watch
>>212737852why does he get to have my squaw rhythm game queen? burn in hell you whiteoid manlet freak
>>212737915how can he touch?
>>212737909>mogs all the fishtank girls by being a good woman
>>212737804That's correct! And not only was she a teenage girl, but a seriously mentally ill teenage girl from a broken home. Luckily nobody cares and we've all come to the agreement that all of Sam's underage ex's were dumb bitch whores sluts skanks who deserved it anyway.
Don't forget to watch Extreme Peace--new episodes drop every Wednesday!
>she only 18! And in highschool!
Yeah but shes like really mature for her age... and she owes me thigh pics
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>>212737754According to Shadi she was giving it to her every night before Jet even rejected her. Grooming and gooning are just second nature to Letty. Itโs all she knows how to do.
forced myself to sit through that harland podcast, heres a breakdown to save anyone else the trouble
>sam tries to derail the podcast like he did with Matan
>tells damiel to stand next to harland to throw him off, harland puppets damiel like his own dumbass prop instead (calls him lasagne lips)
>it plays out like a lvl 100 wizard (harland) deflecting a lvl 43 warlock's (sam) spells
>sam keeps talking about jews and niggers and rape, harland dodging it all like neo
>harland asking if sam is jewish, if he has been raped
>sam's paranoid brain being spun around by these comments
>harland makes a joke about being raped by catholic priests while rollerskating
>they all start trying to defend catholics by mentioning public schoolteachers and rabbis like spergs
>sam's thousand yard stare realising he isn't in control
>Can't handle it, destroys harlands set and starts manhandling him
>Sam's masculine insecurity episode #1027
>Nick Charles and Erick frozen with PTSD face (sam ruining everything again)
>damiel ran away
>Nick legitimately hiding a panic attack 30mins in
>harland still transcending everything just eating cookies
>sam dripping with sweat, shirt covered in sweat stains
>podcast edited to pretend there are technical difficulties everytime sam tries to promote MDE
>ends with sam saying "one love, heil hitler" (they cut him saying hitler) and walking off
utterly disastrous
>>212737915HOW DO YOU RETARDS NOT UNDERSTAND
SAM IS DOING ANTI-COMEDY !!!
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
>>212738014ellie looks more chinky than her sister
>>212737937It really is that simple
donald trump himself defeated the marky meme because he has proven once and for all that conservatives are massive hypocrites that don't care about pedophilia or whatever as long as the person doing it is on the red team. We're just a few months away from Sam openly bragging about fucking Marky.
>>212738023You guys are fucking weird
Lettyseethers have nothing to go on but lies made up by a fat clout chaser
>>212738045different father
Season 5 freeloader list:
Jeff the Killer
Slenderman
The Operator
Tails doll
The gristers
Smiling jack
Brutal obscene beast
The rake
Chupacabra (alien lizard one)
Chupacabra (coyote with mange one)
Scary blue
Slendrina
Granny
Spengbab
Hard to kill reptile
Freddy Krueger
>>212738023well that makes it seems medicinal then... if you wanna goon someone with xan you just give them a high dose at once not like a therapeutic amount over the course of a few days cus
>>212738059go back to the discord loser only retarded incels defend nina
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Is this nigga serious? Lost all respect for Harland for actually having this gorilla on.
>>212738042real question.....why does Sam have Damiel follow him around all over the place?
>>212738054Nothing ever happens
we like the same movies so i had sex with him
>>212738023maybe she is fat, maybe she is capitalist, but she is not a liar
>>212738042time is a flat circle
soon
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7YL2eUm3as
>>212738044sounds like a cope for someone who's not funny and the not funny man's dumb fans.
there's no such thing as anti-comedy, just bad jokes.
>>212738042Why the fuck did Sam think fucking with Harland would be a good idea
>>212738121Damiel is his personal fleshlight
>>212737623They won't date me
>>212738136not what happened
>>212738102Im not even defending her
Go back to Shadicord or wherever you are from and come up with something better
Letty has talked in length about her struggle with addiction and she doesn't even do xans anymore
She just gave Abi a place to stay when she came to visit and streamed with her
Claire and Abi hate Letty because she is entertaining and has actual fans not 4chan retards like you
Kill yourself
>>212738141shadi, xiomara, and mary jane lied about pedro being a sexpest
>>212738121they're gay lovers
>>212738136These bitches are funny but I wish they didnt insert themselves so much here
>>212738042>>it plays out like a lvl 100 wizard (harland) deflecting a lvl 43 warlock's (sam) spells
>>212737909this tight little hoe owns my cock
>It's a Sharti posting about herself again episode
>>212738177bait or retarded
>>212738042>harland still transcending everything just eating cookieskek
Are Abi and Shadi still on good terms?
>>212738178if you're literal whores like them you forfeit all right to dog on someone for being a horndog.
>>212738177u replied to me
retarded incel confirmed
anyways i hate letty because she's a fake cunt who sells pussy and has no actual skills or goals other than suck dick for clout
>>212738177Being called a discord loser incel really set you off lol
Letty gave Abi Xans but shadi really has no moral high ground 2 stand on
>SHADI SHADI SHADI
>CLAIRE CLAIRE CLAIRE
>ABI ABI ABI
>LETTY GOONED LETTY GOONED
Get a fucking life you freaks. Bunch of retarded mid skanks, hope they all die early.
>>212738184i dont insert myself i talk about other things but shadi does insert herself
>>212738178dude, you never heard about jontank before documentary 2 weeks ago
they were talking about it during adl in fucking february, they were talking they were not aware he was in relation with black girl when he was molesting them
shadi post tits or go tf to bed
Claire reaching down in my pants
She got the world on her hands
>>212738260both and you shadi should just fuck off and die
>>212738231Is that really a reason to hate someone
>>212737623its very easy to lie and manipulate young ignorant woman into being a cock sleeve
>>212738260bitch thats all you do lol
>>212738259Abi is actually hot tho
>>212738045Well no shit her sister is half white
>>212738231>she's a fake cunt She is the realist of most of the fish by far, apart from when she is playing it up for comedy
>who sells pussyYeah her ex shared revenge porn asshole, she was never a camgirl or sold herself, you are believing some psychotic losers lies
>has no actual skills or goalsShe makes more money monthly you ever will and gets to travel the world being a entertainer and is just getting more popular by the day
You can hate her if you like but come up with some better points
>>212738263>DUDE ITS ME SHADI FROM ADL
>>212738296the absolute worst thing that ever happened to these threads was the nontent attention seeking Bitchtank groupies.
>Letty gave xans to Abi
>Van gave molly and Adderall to Abi (Shadi is silent abt this)
>>212738313>>212738260Letty is a better, more moral person than Shadi and Claire
the president raped young girls so who cares if sam did?
>>212738337You should die too
>>212738313>>212738298i have a normal job and i am in school. dumb bitch didnt graduate high school. also i have never done that [the 1. illegal and 2. immoral thing that she does and recruits vulnerable girls to also do (prostitution)]
>>212738342pedro did nothing wrong
Angelina you own my cock 100% you tight little slut....
>>212738337facts, bro, it's only good when Tayleigh makes 4chan references and attention seeks
>>212738220harland is too funny
Lettycord aren't sending their best
/ftl/ thinks taking a single xan rewrites your entire brain chemistry to turn you into a helpless sex slave for the rest of your life
>>212737646>>212737649>>212737653>>212737737>>212738306you're just mad cause sam got laid. americans are so stupid
No one did anything wrong
>>212738014The funny thing is she's actually pretty immature for her age, probably the most legit childlike fish ever
Compare her to JC who were the same age when they appeared on fishtank and it's like night and day
>>212738363You work in fast food and attend community college which is actually a step above what Letty's doing lol even though you're still worthless
Please tell me someone saved the Direnc IG live?
>>212737699Asians with Western style makeup look weird to me and her sister mogs her in every department
>>212738391For a barely functional aspie yeah it does.
>>212738023When did Jet reject her? IIRC Abi showed up to Powtank with a fall risk bracelet and a head injury from binge drinking
Sex with Creature and Critter
>>212738394I just don't think that 30 year old men should be sodomizing 10th graders.
>>212738372I know you're sevendwarves, Ben
>>212738432letty so desperate for attention she will literally do any show.
>>212738422/ftl/ saving things for the community? lol
>>212738324she is a fake cunt, and anyone who isn't a retarded incel can tell every time she speaks or posts. she accuses me of accusing her of rape cuz shes mad i exposed her for gooning abby
2. i'm not talking about the revenge porn. she literally fucks ice poseidons crew/wiggers for kcip and plane tickets
3. she does not make more than i ever will, entertains an army of kick bots, and has been falling off ever since bitchtank
i hate her for many reasons but those are the most obvious. but you are a retarded incel. get well soon
>>212737699ya goy isn't a babyfag
>>212738422Nobody is saving them because they are happening on Seth's ig at 4am. Direnc needs to go live by herself
>>212738405i don't work in fast food and i don't go to community college. cool headcanon tho
How can Sam expect to get on Joe Rogaine when he can't even handle Harland Williams?
>>212738475Why did you fuck jet tho?
>Sam finally gets on Joe Rogan.
>They talk for about 15 minutes about supplements, working out, stand-up comedy.
>Joe asks about 4chan
>Sam gives a half-assed, grifty answer about free speech and how it's the collective unconscious.
>Joe asks Sam who Marky is.
>>212738042https://youtu.be/yX2zHUYrmjw
>Not 100% in control at all times>Starts physically assaulting peopleWhy is Sam like this?
If Tayleigh came on here posting herself and attention seeking while giving us nothing in return she'd just be as bad as the bitchtank slut gang. But even when this place was obsessed with her she only lurked.
>>212738475nta but didn't you use and exploit that retarded incel VGR for money, food, and concert tickets? you're no better than she is. you also raped jet and hurt isaac
>>212738515that never happened
>>212738499she went live the other day and no one recorded it
>>212738422she did one? ellie really did usurp all the productive forces of this general
>>212738507Rogaine'd be easier, it would just be Joe saying "that's wild" for an hour
>>212738531because sometimes he forgets that he is not funny.
>>212738475You take issue with her dating life?
>>212738540she made it her entire personality on stream
>>212738475>Letty is a bad person>YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT CLAIRE Did you know that Clairelarping is a Lettycord psyop started as revenge for Claire being bitchy in fishtank chat.
Whenever Letty is called out, someone will Clairelarp deflect and then samefag a response.
>>212738540you're acting like vgr right now
>>212738543that never happened and vgr was the one trying to exploit me. sorry it didnt work out bro
>>212738422Ellie is the only s4 fish people have 100% archived it seems like
I live in Argentina and my great-grandparents had a 34 year age gap and nobody here thinks it's weird. That's just how it's been for almost all of human history. Only Americans make a big deal out of the retarded sluts Sam banged a VERY long time ago.
>>212738531Nick seems happy.
What did Jon mean by this?
Is it related to what happened to Jon on the mowden?
>>212738583you could completely skip her streams, no one made you watch them. These stupid attention seeking sluts need to stay out of MY threads though.
>>212738609>itโs normal in my third world non-white shithole so it should be normal everywhere else!
>>212738528>jamie can you pull that up
>>212738616no that's abby
>>212738324Which Letty mod are you? How much is she paying you, or do you do it for free?
>>212738614>watermellie postingjon such a pick-me
>>212738628how ya doin, badideas?
>>212738609No one had issue with 8 year old children working either
one of the wiggers needs to have like 5 kids with nina so they can be the next 8passengers
>>212738614Jon stands with Palestine
which one of you was this
>>212738640What makes you think im a Letty mod for calling out your shit takes
Are you Shadi or do you just post on her behalf for free?
Harland unironically mogged Sam and made him look like an unfunny bitch.
>>212738628You forgot to add aryeh
>>212738586I believe this
There are forces at work trying to memory hole S4
>>212738695those were my takes you were responding to (they are correct btw) and you are obviously a letty mod
>>212738685>mightpeople in here know better, buddy.
Hey, so I've never posted here, but you guys know Tayleigh is ugly, right? I went to high school with "her" and I knew a couple guys who were weird enough to perceive her visage and they said she has like, a hideous busted face. I saw someone call her Gayleigh and that's funny because that's the name she was born with lol. Don't get me wrong, I like Tayleigh although she's a lot more mean/antisocial than I think you guys understand, but it seems like some of you are interested in her sexually? Lol. you're gay
>>212738697He did the same thing to David Lucas (somebody who Sam has already tried to grift off of to get into the Kill Tony/Rogan orbit). Two peas in a pod
2025 is Sam's humiliation ritual
>>212738401Id say she acts like an 18 yr old girl. Jc is chinese and not human and shouldnt be compared to others
>>212738652I don't think Jon has the ability to be that subtle or allude to things in that way
Letty understands Twin Peaks better than Claire and she hasn't even read The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer
>>212738740You guys have nothing
Just realized Damiel is Samโs replacement adopted son now that Jet is out of the MDE office.
>>212738793tell me you dont understand david lynch without telling me
>>212738531he is too fucking insecure thats why. He can't relax around anybody and reads into everything as being a threat to his masculinity. its why he only surrounds himself with mentally stunted wiggers that rim his ass. Roids, muscle cars, cigars - its all performative
a great example is the whole thing with freddie in s4 where he was getting fired up because freddie was jokingly telling him he had permission to go to the basement. its why he started standing over him and getting physical and ended up kicking him in the head
>>212738793letty schooled claire on twin peaks during powtank lol
>>212738793Claire the type of bitch to think the Barbie movie was unironically deep. She has the taste of a 12 year old girl
>>212738042as much of a faggot idubbz is he was never wrong about Sam
>>212738792can a tay drop in?
>>212738401>>212738775JC was also a college freshman in between first and second semester. Ellie meanwhile is about to enter the senior year of high school. Same age but different points of life
>>212738759Strange choice by Sam to go full tard mode on this one though. A good appearance on Harland's show would've led to a much better chance at getting onto other comedians shows (assuming he wants that?). This appearance made him look like a serious hack.
>>212738793no one understands Twin Peaks, retard
>>212738806What if Damiel is Sam's actual son with an Asian lady?
>>212738823you are retarded i never said that they're just fun movies with good music sometimes. you just hate women
>>212738847Grim but I believe it now
I feel like some of you haters are more obsessed with Letty then her actual fans
You should follow her kick
https://kick.com/lettyvision
remember the time samuel hyde brought 50 indians to matan's podcast and they pooped all over the place?
>>212738853Nobody cares what you have to say, rimjob queen. You have shit taste, literally and figuratively.
>>212738865sending cryo dick pics to your dms, daniel
Sam views comedy through the lens of the RISD/NYC hipster artist he wanted to become. That's who he is. He's not a comedian. The world of post-modern art galleries is a zero-sum game, where your reputation must be curated and tightly controlled. You create a fiction for yourself, the false context in which your art lives, and you spend every waking moment saying and doing the "right things" in order to shore up this fictional existence. When someone else succeeds around you, they are taking away from your success. They must be subordinated into your clique or they must be discredited.
>>212738842Sam is addicted to self-sabotage, from pre-WP to now. Heโs never grown as a person.
>>212738871i have never done that it's a ninacord psyop they're obsessed with brown things
we need more famous house type of fish
>jimmy taps a woman
>EVIL! HE CANNOT BE TRUSTED! GET RID OF HIM!
>burt full force slaps the everliving shit out of a woman
>HAHA ! GO BURT ! BURT SPLURT!!!!
>>212738609Your grandpa was a sugar daddy and your grandma fucked younger guys behind his back
>>21273880416-year-olds are the best
>>212738913mf who cares, they were slapping him too
why did claire spend a week cheating on her boyfriend
Name ONE thing wrong with a 38 year old marrying an 18 year old with her sistermommy's knowledge.
>>212738913I always knew Cameron Williams was a major bitch boy
>>212738885Where will Letty go next in her world travels?
Only one place to find out:
https://kick.com/lettyvision
>>212738042>>podcast edited to pretend there are technical difficulties everytime sam tries to promote MDEholy based
>>212738715i just searched 4plebs real quick for a schizo pic
>>212738938>with her sistermommy's knowledgethis would never happen
>>212738945no one watches kick except vgr and hadrian
>>212738938when she's 50, he'll be 70.
plus, men die earlier than men.
at this point, it's the same as being a whore who dies alone surrounded by cats.
>>212738842Sam is eternally stuck in 2016. It seems like we meme about it, but it's the stone cold truth.
>>212738695>hops into thread to only defend letty>tries to pull the classic anon simp move of "there's things to criticize her for, but not x, y, z">actually indignant, can't bantReally makes ya think
Man it must be exhausting having to navigate life constantly obsessing about muh joos this and joos that and hiding behind irony and trying to present as the most manly guy in the room at all times
Its funny, Sam shits on "neurotic" and "jewish" art like films like Zone of Interest or the director Ari Ester but Sam himself is incapable of ever making something truly personal or meaningful even if just to himself because he IS the neurotic person he rails or used to rail about
Sam is like an empty vase, there's something that you can see and hold, but inside there's nothing, maybe some dirt and a dead beetle
>>212738930>in trouble from who? Jet Neptune?Why was she shitting on Jet for all of bitchtank just to sleep with him?
Damn Harland is 1000x times funnier than Sam, he really looked like a fucking dumbass faggot on that podcast lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSqk9hoVYgg
we need to be researching the history of latin american folk music and brushing up on our spanish
>>212738976*men die earlier than women
>>212738912Alexis is so fucking hot
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>>212738995she wanted to deserve it
>>212738992don't let sam being a faggot distract you from the fact that they are indeed a problem pretty much everywhere they fester.
>>212738913Anyone got a clip of the slap?
Angie Btfo
https://x.com/ayyGato/status/1945050453772816835?t=mxnd6H8Ok--R1vaWpL6u6Q&s=19
>>212738999You can't not star in Freddy Got Fingered and not be a kino machine
>>212739045it's on the most recent kf fishtank page.
I demand 1 more year of letty vs claire type stuff
>>212739027>Sam humiliating himself everywhere he goes to make /ftl/ seetheBased?
sex with kato and her mom
Why are you mad that Letty is getting rich, traveling the world, trying new things, making new friends wherever she goes, still on good terms and hasn't burned any bridges with anyone she has collaborated with, and is still relevant.
She is the best fish without question, the true winner of S1, the true winner of Bloodgames, the true winner of S4, the best fishgirl, and the best fish in general.
https://kick.com/lettyvision
>>212739027totally not a "kpop stan" tier fanboy dickrider. you and sam are actually peers in the circle of stoic intellectuals who are making the internet "based."
does anybody have the vod when letty and lubecooch went to japan?
las bellas damas se han despertado
i'm not mad just disappointed
>>212739047 direnc is a based ellie simp
>>212739099she's a bad friend
>>212739027None of these posts are seething
>>212738005>>212737454 (OP)Just to add more lore, after Hyde used and abused her, she hooked up with an Asian guy and moved to Alaska to live with him & went to a college there. In Alaska is where alot of her more iconic pics of her come from like the OP pic.
>>212739109oh yeah you're big mad
>>212739009Fake tits ruin what could have been a good woman
>>212739111just an edit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-GimRDp4LA
>>212737613tf is autistic as fuck
>>212739062Nevermind it was with seth again, the day before. I dont think it was posted, it was probably very short
>>212693656
>>212739138>gshock>nvidia clothinglmao based
>>212738995People are almost never forthcoming because it comes off as desperate so they have to hide that desperation behind playful teasing and shitting on the person they like.
It's the same thing with Ellie and her simps, she's probably eyerolling every time she reads a post that simps for her and smiles and laughs at the ones that badger her.
marky is fucking ugly man
id break her nose too
>>212738394mad? just answering the question
>>212737613Should have just posted a full set on those fishnets instead of this weird bullshit
Is there anything from marky still online?
NEXT STOP, AUSTIN, TX. JOE ROGAN HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!
marky might be the only one on /ftl/ that no one has a fit over when underage pics of her are posted
>>212737613Did she ever go to a dentist to fix her rotting tooth and infected tonsils?
another day of anons playing bully the raped girls
it's their way of flirting though. like little boys that pull a girl's hair and run away
VAGDD captcha
>>212738995You're now recalling Jacob revealing her diary having "Jet Neptune called back" written over and over again like an obsessed person
can't wait 2 promote my culturally irrelevant comedy show
>>212739241She looks underage in all her pictures thats why Sam liked her
>>212739047>all the bros already forgave eachother>the women are still seething
>>212739143fake tits real tits who cares just as long as my cock is between them that's all that matters
>>212739241it fits the narrative
MexiJet and MexiSam on Harland's podcast when?
>>212738934We love Summy!
>>212739047 Based crackfu
>>212739184 It's hell for us eurofags to follow these lives the fish do. I hate that the best fish are stationed on instagram, which doesn't save vods.
>>212739138You forgot Charlie was an infamous Discord groomer and cuck who beat his mom and was one of the first Marky spammers on 4chan. He leaked the original pics of her with Sam.
I'm just waiting for Angie
Marky mogs every fishtank girl with ease. Marky for season 5!!!!!
Sam Hyde has taught me to love the Jews and their many accomplishments
>>212738847the nigga is like 31
>>212738809Maybe you would learn to understand him if you stopped being such an insecure poser
>>212739326>It's hell for us eurofags to follow these lives the fish dono, it is usually 8-10 am in europe
this van has been pumping gas for like 2+ hours
>>212739099Ninaโs bit is played out. Fishtank is played out. Kick streamers that go around the world fucking each other for drama content is played out. Getting paid for shilling a gambling site is embarrassing.
>>212739410It's either a rape dungeon or someone's home
anyways the pond has started for the day no more gay drama fighting <3
>>212739410https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCmsvj6-QqA
>>212739342klaus would disagree because she has dark rings around her eyes and sheโs not underage
what do you make of that?
>>212739460she's a good woman
>oh he's destroying our careers again
>>212738842He's too insecure to not try to regain his "dominance" when an actual comedian mogs him
So the novelty of spictank wore off? No one watching anymore?
>>212739472yeah thats what i'm thinking
>>212738791The waist to hip to tiddies ratio is insane
>>212739407 nigga am a neet am not awake until at least 12 pm
edited out that fatty pig fatty Rachel
Has anyone watched the show Documental? It's a show where a bunch of comedians try to get each other to laugh, and if you laugh you're eliminated. What happens at the end of that show is that they start becoming desperate. It's no longer about trying to be funny, and instead turns into just spreading your asshole and pissing on the floor and acting like a lunatic, because they have exhausted all their usual tricks to make people laugh.
I felt that this was what happened to Sam during this podcast. He tried so hard to be the funny puppet master, trying offend Harland with racist remarks, tried to be shocking, insulting his set, insulting his style of comedy, etc. But nothing was hitting, and Harland was quick at jabbing back at him every single time, making his crew laugh. So running out of options, knowing he was looking like an unfunny asshole, he got desperate. And not only did he tip over his desk, sending camera and audio equipment crashing towards the floor, he started physically assaulting him, but not even that had any effect on Harland. Harland effortlessly beat Sam at his own game, showing what a real comedian can do, instead of surrounding himself with ego stroking wiggers.
This is honestly the biggest comedian crash-out i've seen since Michael Richard yelled nigger at the Laugh Factory.
>>212739480They did that to themselves when they made exteme piss.
>>212739480why do they even all need to be there
>>212739480>Nick sarcastically saying "I'm having a good time!" to ErickOh man they really are sick of him aren't they
>>212739480why dont you make a thread about it if you're that invested?
Who do you think has the highest body count among the fishtank people(anyone who went on including the prostitute and Bam)
My guesses are black prostitute, Letty and Burt
>>212739480yeah, I'm sure Nick,Charls,Erick,and Alex were going 2 gain so much popularity without sam
>>212739530because Shmuel Hydeberg paid good money to fill this board with his groomer show so I am gonna wipe my ass all over it until it gets taken back to /bant/
>>212739522Humiliation ritual
>>212739562so this is that groomer piece of shit you guys were talking about?
>>212739569i know a good woman when i see one
>>212739334Pretty sure Charlie also wrote this greentext post that got screencapped and spammed a bunch
>>212735837He and other /r9k/ lolcows like Jet's dad were/have been obsessed with Marky for like a decade
>>212739507Yeah... bagel is lucky discord groomer
>>212739573>it's advantageous to spend years doing standup tours just to assault elderly comedians when they laugh at your retarded /pol/seething and destroy everything you worked for
>>212739522trying to pretend to be a comedy troupe and not sam hyde and the other guys
>>212739569 boobs > hair > midriff > neck > legs > butt
>>212739518so you're saying that sam, overwhelmed by lust, temporarily became loobcooch?
>>212739326been archiving ellie and most IG lives when the fish get into a call together. been slipping after she said she wouldnt be streaming anymore. I'll try to lookout for direnc, but both lives have been after I go offline
>Sam not wanting to the cookies cause of seed oils
>Nick Charls and Erick immediately disagree and say they're not bad for you
They must have been pissed if they were that quick to go against Sam like that
>>212739569You will never have Drench's clammy stripper ass on you.
Why even live.
now that things have settled, it's pretty clear that ellie the highschooler that got grounded is the obvious fishtank winner
Sam's downfall is a sign that liberalism is becoming cool again
>>212739647she has nice tits, i never liked small tits but her are perfectly shaped for a small ones
her hair is also epic
just watched the podcast you guys were talking about and sam and this c-list actor from the 90s trying to one up each other but both being totally unfunny was really quite something
harland was trying to big dick sam just as much as sam was doing btw
>>212739569How come cam whores, OF sluts, and strippers all universally disgust me but when direnc does it itโs cute sweet and makes my heart flutter?
>>212739609I know a lot of women who followed the life trajectory painted by that greentext and they should all be killed desu. Worthless eater whores, a lot in common with the average fishgirl really.
>>212739688This is the truth. And he total earnings are like $500 from a single stream because the wiggers arent paying any of the fish.
>>212739711she is a good woman
>>212739711You watched her on a reality show for 2 weeks.
>>212739711do we have a cam site status for a good woman?
>>212739693>chudism becomes cool for like 4 months and the nerd instantly fumble and make themselves look like retards I believe it
>>212739749why is this the only ai edit of her ive seen, beyond the kissing ones
>>212739769Bcause elliefans are respectful. Shes only 18 for christ sake
>>212739711It's because your bigoted views are slowly being dismantled. That is the real triumph of Fishtank, and also Sam Hyde's greatest failure.
>>212739799Stupid pan faced gook slut
>>212739799ITTY BITTY BOOBA
Did I imagine it or did Rachel stream the movie Fight Club in it's entirety from start to finish with minimal commentary?
>>212739703If Sam was a better comedian he would've handled it without physically assaulting him and destroying the set
>>212739799Where was this even posted? Its not on her ig
>>212739846Jet's such a pussy
>>212739857https://www.tiktok.com/@smegmaoverlord
>>212739857groupchat with donators
>>212739715haha yeah! heil epstein! kill all foids, especially the 16 year old ones!
>>212739799This isn't the same Ellie from the show
>>212739846>it rhymes, bewareI don't get it
>>212739868Lol so she posts tiktoks on her ig and ig style posts on her tiktok?
>>212738042>>212739703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUSASF3teN0&t=1543s
>>212739530>Ugh, why can't you just let us make the same boring simp posts over and over again? Shut up, cunt
>>212739805>Gay black sexual predators and whores are now beloved by Sam's right wing audienceHoly shit, you're right
>>212739857Her TikTok which is smegmaoverlord
>>212739799>moves her hair away to show cleavageShe loves us so much, bros.
>>212737454 (OP)Any non illegal Marky and Ciara nudes?
>>212739874It's the same Ellie from the show who went out of her way to fix herself in every mirror
>>212739904she uses tiktok to make drafts of her sing alongs, then posts it to her IG
>>212739904she uses ig to post on 4chan. it's just her style
>>212739931>cleavage where?
>>212739799Sheโs such a disgusting whore.
>>212739774>Burt says this and more on Twitter all the time and is still let back>Jin says r9k once and is scrubbed from fishtank history forever Make it make sense
>>212739948the video of Ciara on heroin using the vibrator is legal aged and it's also very disturbing
>>212739970I thought she used ai voice to post on 4chan
>>212739986Jin isn't scrubbed, you can still use his picture on the site and jet follows him on insta
>>212739998oh yeah that too
>>212739892"We're going to kick you off the show if you keep acting like this"
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>>212739805Yeah no. I still donโt respect sex workers at all. Would never date one. Both the customer and provider are bad people. Direnc is just cute and itโs a shame she couldnโt come up with a better career than baiting drunk sex addicts.
>>212739892Its like pottery
>>212739693Sam is a libtard thoughever
>>212739892COLE paid the TOLL. keep in mind jet was talking to a retarded guy here
>>212740069They still havent put a tay on? What are they thinking? Its all anybody wants
fishtank official ranking of fish worth following post tank:
1.Ellie
end
>>212740042freddy S
direnc A
jin B
angie/daniel C
seth/aryeh/ellie D
rachel F
>>212740042 freddy too high
>>212740078Keep in mind jet is also retarded
>>212740113TRUUUUUU
moot
md5: fc71630d94db14166d69a999680f3ea9
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which fishtank girl from each season of fishtank would og moot simp for?
>>212740059She's 28 and by the time she's 30 she'll have her own house with mortgage paid out. I'd say she did good by today's standards.
Sistermommy gigi is just trying to wait for the heat to die down before letting ellie stream. Little does she know ftl never dies and will always be watching and waiting.
>>212740042is this based on the tank or post season?
>>212739764She says she hasnโt done cam shows in two years. Not worth the effort. For her the money is strip clubs where rich drunk retards congregate
are we really going to pretend Harland is funny?
>>212740187yeah because all that matters is money and stuff you've bought
>>212740215Wouldn't be the worst thing we've pretended is funny
>>212740148jose
jc or tay
binx
ellie
>>212738812>its why he started standing over him and getting physical and ended up kicking him in the headhe kicked him the day before, dummy
>>212740215the only thing that was funny was immediately asking sam if something was "tight and ripe"
>>212740191Ruined her life award
>>212740191>maybe next year
>>212740216Not all that matters, but it matters a lot.
>>212740148s1 - josie
s2 - trish
s3 - binx
s4 - ellie
>>212740023Well they sure aren't inviting him back like Burt
sistermommy knows whats best
>>212740261go let some old dude fuck your ass then
enjoy!
>>212738627the US is a third world shithole with third world shithole demographics, though
>>212740254This sucks. Freakin ellieseethers ruining a good thing
threesome with gigi and ellie
>>212739715>Believing anything written by an unironic cuck fetishist
>>212740191The thing is it was relatively relaxed during her streams aside from the technical problems. As long as she had some chat mods itโd probably be fine
>>212740215Itโs one thing to pretend heโs funny to โownโ Sam but people claiming heโs as famous as Norm are just delusional.
>>212740230What's the post season tier list
>>212740215We can, just like we can pretend Sam "is funny sometimes"
>>212740274no one said anything about getting fucked.
>>212740284many men are wanting to do this
>>212740215watched his stand up to check him out and it was rough
>>212739799accurate flipped version, moles on her left cheekbone
>>212740332why did she do this? why is her mom crying
>>212740332Threesome with Angie and Angie's mom
>>212740301Gigi was totally fine with it until the day after the stream. Something had to have happened offline. Like ellie was talking about how gigi gave her the donation goal to do watermellie and was coming up with other ones for it so she was enthusiastic before ellie streamed.
>>212740215heโs funny as far as that whole austin crowd goes
>>212739711maybe because she is a good woman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8BTT7by3ws
IT'S UUUUUUUUPPPPPPP
>>212740148probably the asian adjacent ones
Ellie has the potential to be the next in a sequence of Cracky, Boxxy, and Ciara. It would be so easy for her if she just tried
>>212738177take it easy discord daniel
>>212740321I would happily take either. No need to he greedy
>>212740332Ellie has a sistermommy
Angie has a mommylover
>>212740380and this is something you would want to strive for?
>>212740332Both owe Jacksonville Soundcloud rappers sex
>>212740357I wonder if maybe it was other family members besides Gigi (ex husband who I believe she has a kid with) that was uncomfortable with Ellie streaming when theyโve been doxxed. Last time she spoke about it she said โfamilyโ instead of just her sister, but it couldโve been somebody showing up or something else we donโt know about
Its only noon and im exhausted. Another 5 hours of my shitty nigger job
>>212740279gigi will relent sooner or later. but it's honestly not the worst idea to take a bit of a break and cut the parasocial bond a little.
>>212740436Theres only 1 thing to do in a situation like this. Start doxing more people and solve the case!
>>212740441shoulda bought bitcoin 15 years ago dummy
>>212740441Physical labor?
>>212740445Kinda surprised she never set up her own wishlist for simps to buy her things. She seems pretty uninterested in that whole concept honestly (besides stream donoโs but I view those differently)
>>212740445Yeah im not beat up about it its just fun to complain anonymously. Its sort of funner than if she was streaming. I probably would have gotten bored of her by now if she streamed regularly
its live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8BTT7by3ws
>>212737623i'm 36 with a 19 yo sugar baby.
>>212739711people are complicated and full of contradictions anon
>>212740465Lol no. Biology lab work. Just woke up 3 hours early and couldnt fall back asleep
>>212740464I had my eyes on bitcoin when it was sub $10 but i had no money or a way to buy it back then. Been putting a portion of every check into it though for retirement
>>212740495holy midlife crisis
you're gonna be committing suicide in your 40's for sure
>>212740482>channing honey could you post more threads about me on /b/ and /r9k/? we need to work on getting mde on adult swim!
>>212740476Shes rich and fatherdaddy buys whatever she wants with her baby credit card. Things dont interest her as much as attention and validation
>>212740329Sam's? I agree, it's just 40 minutes about Indian people.
>>212740557I said something similar when she got in trouble. It made me b more creative and start sistermommy posting
i don't understand the premise and/or the point of that podcast at all.
they both had zero chemistry with each other and acted like they were forced to be there against their will constantly being snarky passive aggressive and trying to one up each other.
am i autistic?
i genuinely don't get who was the target audience of it or what was even the point.
>>212737454 (OP)>beautiful>>212739138she deserves no sympathy. disgusting whore
>>212740568I sorta respect it more at the very least than the blatant and obnoxious paypiggery Angelina does. At least she knows sheโs well off
>>212740604Samโs life dream seems to be a successful standup comedian (despite stand up comedy being basically dead) and is trying to make connections to position himself in what remains of the scene.
>>212740355angie has rabies
>>212740604Harland's comedy is absurdist. Sometimes it's really funny and everyone gets behind it. Most of the time it's deadpan awkwardness and everyone does the constant 'is this a joke or something?'. If you enjoy that level of comedy then the episode with Sam is good. If not then... You can tell by the 30 or so seethers in here.
>>212737613I want more tummywagon and I want it now. Her boobs are clearly bigger than they were before. She needs to keep bulking for tummy, ass and milker gains. Potbelly Abi might be too powerful.
>>212740866absurdist aka not funny
he's from an age where being a comedian took like zero effort, you just had to make weird noises or say random rhyming words out of the blue and boomers and X-ers thought you were the bees knees
>SCHAMA LAMA DING DONG>MY PENUS ON VENUShahahhahahahahahAAAA
>>212740436>>212740445similar was with payton
at first they were "enthusiastic" about community and shitshow and then they were more and more silent, which is a good strategy when you want to have no problems
>yes i like you pos community but i will be bussy doing my things
>>212740541>holy midlife crisislmao for sure. and in my 40s i'll probably be doing the same unless I find someone to settle, which in these days, lol. seethe harder eggless cunt lmao.
>>212741035u sound really bitter lol
Samseethers are really on one today lmao