The lovely and beautiful Marky #3 edition
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im gonna take a lil nappy
yall better be nice to each other
something something ellie
something something thighs
something something manifesting
>>212744607 (OP)Is there a Marky Thompson gofile ?
How does Marky feel that she went from grooming victim to being the face of the movement to stop Sam Hyde and his sexual molestation practices? Has she ever commented on it?
>>212744697she's moved past it and just wants to be left alone and live her life
I know I'm in the Fishtank thread but I don't know how there are people unironically enjoying The Sims. I could never get into those games.
What's the appeal?
The moment everything changed
lets just say that Aryeh lost something after they ended this stream ;)
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Watermellie
>>212744607 (OP)>lovely>beautifulShe's a dirty rotten whore, anon. She will never be beautiful. And she deserved to be raped and beaten for shitting on the ogre's dick.
>>212744717Why? She's literally a hero.
anyways
im watching claire stream
>>212744717We can't let that happen
>>212744387>That pic of those two men in white underwear.Oh, Claire, you horndog!
>Dude Sam you killed it on the Harland podcast bro.
Someone post Marky's socials please
The beautiful Marqueessss Thompson
>>212744756I made her mad
>>212744762that's donald trump and elon musk in diapers
>>212744734this nigga was born to be put in silly costumes
>>212744734he lost his fishbucks he saw on her wall?
the rise & fall of Sam Hyde
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU
>>212744720its a fun mindless game and back in the day the possibilites were endless. it helps if you like just roleplaying and making shit up. my older sister had sims 1 and just messing with the families she created was fun. i skipped 2 but enjoyed bustin out in the ps2 and i played a lot of 3, 3 was great. 4 has no soul or charm thoughbeit. way too easy, its just like playing with dolls. 1, 2 and 3 were edgier and crazier
>>212744734He had two cheese sandwiches in his backpack for the road and they mysteriously disappeared after the stream ended.
I'm not saying it was Mizzy, but we all know how it is with her and food.
Marky is probably getting the ick big time seeing Sammy on harland
Usually Sammy is the puppet master in these situations
>>212744607 (OP)This is the girl sam violated when she was not of-age?
I don't believe Abi slept with Jet
claire has sims porn mods installed and she has a save with a sim named Claudia and a sim named Thomas.
>2 second video of her winking into a camera
>581 (You)s
She controls the action.
>>212744804This nigga playing with virtual dolls
>>212744783tell her to apologize to abiklaus it makes her and the simps sperg out lol
>>212744820>Sam and Marky never broke up
>>212744720The appeal was Sims 1 and that chill ass music when you're buying/constructing walls
>>212744833You can't be saying this as a fishtank viewer
>>212744764Ok, THAT just happened
>>212744830She controls my heart and my big WHITE COCK
ellie is the only reason the general is still on here. mods are invested
>>212744822It happened but at least she doesn't come here to fight with us about it every other day like other people that fucked Jet
>>212744804Yeah. I kinda got that from Zoo Tycoon but doing it with humans wasn't appealing to me and I never got into The Sims. I guess my dumb brain likes games with more input from your part like RTS games.
>>212744890every time this pic is posted i lose my shit, so fuckin funny lmao
>>212744830>1hr 30 VC call 2 weeks into the offseason>700 downloads
>Claire is so unlikable irl that she has to fulfill her social needs by playing the sims 24/7
>>212744830Ellie should do a Kim Yo Jong simulation livestream.
>>212744720I played The Sims 3 as a kid. I enjoyed simulating a normal happy life where I went to work and had my own place to stay and gradually built my wealth while enjoying the occasional leisurely activity and gym. I eventually became an author who built his own house by the waterfall away from society and spent my time gardening and exercising. It was comfy.
>>212744959OMG she's literally me.
Except for the being a cheating, ass-rimming slut business.
what are we even still here for?
It really can't be just gooning and spic tank, right?
>>212744720Mix of voyeurism watching your own created characters live their lives + being a "god" controlling the course of said life. Also creating characters and decorating if you're a girl.
>>212744959/ftl/ is the Sims 24/7 for Claire, where she can pretend that people actually care about her and fill up her social meter
i wonder if she ever finished the hamster enclosure. probably got bored and asked gigi to do it
claire deserves a man that builds an actual house for her.
>Less viewers than Tayleigh.
Claire is cooked.
>>212745000Idk I'm going to the store to get drinks
>>212744959It's such a shame she's that unlikable and straight up evil. I love her voice and we have similar taste in mostly everything but I am exclusively into good women.
>Harland Williams got MOGGED! He can't keep getting away with it!
Guys...this Harland Williams podcast appearance is actually fucking painful
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>already more views in 11 hours than most of the slop he's put out in months
Sam revived this bum's career
>>212745019and then what?
>>212745044Did Sean stop being a furry?
>>212744725It's their room
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play this Claire
Angelina owns my white cock in that catwoman outfit
>>212745076she can decorate it.
>>212744720I liked making families and constantly punishing or rewarding them. First guy started as poor but both he and the woman he married ended up getting money, then the alex b-esque son ruined it all, then the granddaughter became a succesful actress that made money but was a bad person and ended up dying young, etc etc.
>>212744837you're doing it again
>>212743300
>>212744607 (OP)MARKY THOMPSON
IM COMING TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS
DONT EAT ANYTHING TOMORROW
IN REAL LIFE!
>>212745049Only 30k on a weekly podcast? Anon was assuring me that this is a highly regarded, well-known person in the show business. Have I been misinformed?
>>212745107are construction workers her sims/fishes?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bettytier atp
>>212744697>>212744750>>212744761Sam Hyde harassed Marky into silence.
>>212744822Josie slept with Jet, Ben, Chip, an
>>212745120this all could have been avoided if she had just listened and not eaten anything. but no, she had to eat and then shit on him, now he has to live in constant fear of his fans markyposting irl on him.
Who the fuck is the nutjob who keeps posting the pics of crows? Is it the same nutcase that was constantly posting gundam wing pics?
>>212745173Yes, he's also a pedophile who collects childhood pictures of the female fish.
Why does Sam like to ruin everything for himself?
>>212745163Include claire in your next comic BI
>>212745081this is what i'm playing lately
When will Claire play a REAL game like Unreal Tournament?
>>212745049Sam view bots.
I'm gonna go ahead and say this. Mizzy is hot.
>Production 1 tells Fenix to go torment Maria for being a quitter
>Fenix goes into Maria's room and starts arguing with her
>Production 2 and 3 immediately pull Fenix away because they don't want to see anyone be mean to Maria
>Fenix vs Maria content completely cucked
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS STUPID FUCKING SHOW
>>212745226>starting out with no pay
>>212745200he unironically likes living in victimhood, he's been chasing the high he got crying at TIm Heidecker about not being able to afford healthcare ever since it happened.
>>212745215can anybody give me the low down skippy on cloud sprout? i see him a lot, but i don't know anything about him. last i saw, he was losing his mind over some allegations.
>>212745048Funniest Harland podcast you uncultured troglodyte.
>>212745151claire is the one who has been posting this because she feels so much guilt and shame for how she's acted
>>212745226thoe cankles even when she's thin make me sick dude
>>212745132dude he's epic and the king of comedy and I'm not just lying and trying 2 own sam
>>212745226>starting out with no pay or willing to trade servicesLMAO
>>212745226>Mizzy is hotalways was
>willing to trade serviceswhere the fuck do I sign up
>bad ideas
>kl*us
>benji
>the five elliesimps (watermellie, bwc)
>the three angelina's angels (tight brat, good woman)
>a couple of mondocord troons constantly lurking in case damage control is necessary
>mexijet
>claire
am I forgetting anyone?
>>212745173Yes, just report him for avatar/signature use
>>212745229They're doing a "good cop, bad cop" bit to make her trust them
>>212745286the b*ttypedos are also pedophiles like peope you've listed
>>212745229>do a superbed challenge>cut the streams a little after midnightmexican jet is almost as bad as american jet.
>>212745286List of annoying faggots
>>212745298No they're not. Maria left the house. She's gone. One last screamfest could have been interesting, but we got cucked out of content.
>>212745226>trade servicesdon't mind if i do
>>212745229>chat complains>ok fine>ok nevermind>chat complains>...
>>212745226>starting out with no paythe samuel hyde method of employment i see
>>212745151mac is such a horrible operating system and has shockingly bad UI I have no idea how anyone likes it, every mac desktop is this fucking mess of overlapping icons it's the most disgusting shitty ui thing i've ever seen. I had a job where my boss literally had like 500 icons stacked on top of eachother on his desktop and had to move htem off of eachother to access deeper stuff, it's just mentally broken shit.
>>212745226fixed it for gooners
>>212745200He's a kike, his father is the devil.
>>212745252He's some wannabe schizo retard who tried shilling his videos on 4chan, tried confronting Sam about Marky in public for attention but got scared and humiliated instead. Somehow bad ideas formed the thought that he's a sam shill for some reason, despite his only connection to sam being markyposting to him in public.
>>212745226>trade services
>>212745286you didnt list me, truly anonymous
Harland is 60 years old. Damn Sammy. Between this and mexican fishtank, this has not been a good week for the legacy
>>2127447891000%
fishtank is the perfect vessel for this kind of tomfoolery
>>212745286Benji is ben Taylor from production.
>>212745367He had the same expression on his face as when Alex refused to stay lol
>>212745383Kek I remember him having ariana grande AI porb in his room and car
Claire is so fun in the threads but when I check a stream it's nontent
>>212744833my favorite part of stellar blade is not gooning, but how fucking COOL the outfits are.
Ellie is too cowardly to show thighs and a little bit a bum in cute shorts. I bet she cant even do it if she tried
>>212745286You forgot me.
>>212745226Working for 3 hours, no pay.
Lmfao
>>212745465and actually, weirdly enough those try on haul videos are way hotter than any porn out there to me,
>>212745458claire is for normal people like me.
Yoooooooooooooo /ftl/ has a folder dumper as well!? Can't wait to see the local skitzo dump same 15 images over and over and over again. woo wee
>>212745226>BrazilianOf course you think that.
gf just sent me this <3 she's so fuckin pretty <3<3<3
>>212745356>macOS is bad>...because of user behaviourThe way other people think seems bizarre and confused to me.
>>212745476You get to spend three hours with a woman; something many of us can't claim to have done
>>212745458for me its the opposite because Im convinced 90% of claire posts are just larpers and it makes me uncomfortable but the streams are comfy because she has a chill vibe
>>212745226Sex with Mizzy for mediocre camerawork? She was gonna be a 10/10 but somehow she is a 4/10.
>>212745356Mac is fine lol. Sounds like your boss was just a retard.
>>212745491Go back to discord, Mondo mega nigger
what does Claire do for a job? I assume she just started it since she gets fired within the first 2 weeks or quits randomly
>>212744890>>212744905Yeah cuz Abi is bad ass. Love a BAD bitch
>>212745226Can't she tell her brother to man the camera?
>>212745491Facts brother
Hers an angie that's been posted 43 times already
>>212745510claire is REAL WOMEN
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752606856181195.mp4
FENIX A CUTE
>>212745566>go on podcast>ruin the audio>rough up a fat guy 20 years older than you
Marky on fishtank. Would anyone be ready for that?
>>212745556sucks off old guys in gas station bathrooms real fucking greasy nasty hoe shit
>>212745226"Trade services" with that pic is pretty crazy
>>212745556she sells cookies to small children and old ladies
>>212745546>>212745522low iq claire is literally doing it in that pic having gridless overlapping desktop as the default is insane. i had to use mac for work and it'd just auto save icons to my desktop and I never used my desktop so it litereally became a crazy overlapping mess by default. it's shit designed for retards
>>212745583I thought she was going to be a softie ala smack but I think she's going to win now. both her and sara need to realize they have power over prod because they wont want to lose all the girls this soon.
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uh oh
>>212745549Do these "mondos" speak to you?
How does it make you feel? What do they say?
>>212745629tf is this shit
how the fuck can a grown woman not know what el salvador is
>>212745591letty, why you tell us about your job? it's gross, you are gross
Angie owes me at least 5 castizo children.
>>212745629CEASE AND DESIST RELEASING
>>212745556lemonade stand
>people STILL trying to push Spictank
Donโt care how much I want Jet to die, Iโm not watching 3rd world garbage because โ THE PERRO IS LE WHOLESOME AND THE DUMPY CLEANING LADY HAD MILK POURED ON HER!โ
>>212744959Me except I just post on ftl both during and after work
>>212744993You cheat on you waifus all the time you whore
>>212745629OH BIY MORE SHITTY NIGGER OOGA BOOGA TUNES :O
MDE HEADS NOW IS THE RETURN OF MDE!
>>212745629DJ Diesel and Monstercat are based
>Ellie licking her thick discharge off her fingers as she cums hard yet another time to her favourite threads, dreaming of the biggest, whitest cock that will one day lay claim to her fertile womb
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>>212745629>THE LITERAL FIRST TRACKLMAOOOOO
>>212745662i'm not nina, claudia, you stupid whore. go apologize to your hot sisters for existing, uggo bitch
swallowing, gargling, neptune's load
>>212745699Has she addressed the backrub allegations?
If Benleaks said half the things he's told me in these threads IRL, I wouldn't pause, hesitate, or any of that shit. I would sit up, walk over to the kitchen, grab a pair of scissors, put it in my waistband, walk over to him, take it out, knock any anons who came at me to the ground, and start stabbing until I saw red, a lot of it.
>>212745741most disgusting bellybutton i've seen on a chick
>>212745662>Claire isn't even denying the prostitution accusation Grim
>>212745720SAMSISSIES OH NO NO NO
Sam, that was embarrassing.
>>212745750At this point I just assume all fishtank girls have fucked jet and/or any of the other wiggers. Difference is, as much as Id like to fuck her, Jet and Rat would actually be looksmatched and it wouldnt hurt me like with Ellie or Claire
why do you guys like sam hyde
>>212745720the SEO on "mde marky" bout to go crazy
>>212745720Bill Ottman about to flip out
>>212745741Her bellybutton looks like a scar
>>212745699>>212745715sodaman and jimmy fucked her while writing bloodgames 2 btw
>>212745556Glamorous escorting
Can someone explain to me this Harland Williams podcast w Sam? I legit couldn't listen to it, it's just a boomer and Sam making incoherent ramblings.... But Reddit says Sam bad and Harland funny. I legit don't get it at all... they just keep making back and forth jokes about jews.
>>212745817That's because it is
bitt ottman downloading the desperado soundtrack to hype himself up for his trip to mexico
How does one win at Fishtank?
>>212745754he would probably enjoy that
>>212745797Wouldn't be a tankverse without him.
>>212745767Why is Sam Hyde using his Peter Thiel connections to make fake reddit accounts with years of history, to frame random anons?
Extremely jewish!
>>212745583Id pay to watch a boxing match with her and binx
>>212745848By being coddled nontent.
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>>212745720is this neptunian synchronicity?
>>212745848not participate as a contestant and enjoy the content for free
Letty and Claire still my two favorite fish.
>>212745770Sheโs streaming the sims right now. Not browsing the thread
>>212745858That doesn't make sense
>>212745797Only his brain dead crew likes him. They are paid to spam 4chan.
>>212744772She deleted them all unfortunately but thereโs a yt channel with some archives https://www.youtube.com/@mirarchive187/featured
>>212745848have fun and be entertaining. as soon as you start caring, you're a a loss
>>212745629MDE NEVER DIES!
>>212745838It devolved into them just trying to annoy each other on a 3rd grader level. It was sad to watch.
>>212745848>be a cute girl that production wants to fuckthats it. binx didnt win because she rejected their advances, didnt give a fuck about branden and fingered the chink hoe. and the only reason tj won is because all the s2 girls were ugly or insane or both.
>>212745869>50 year old JEW judging people half his age
>Letty
>Claire
>TJ
>Cole
>Angie
>Ellie
Do these threads talk about any other contestants?
>have you ever been raped? you look like you've been raped
>>212745838>>212745916that's about what it seemed like to me. Like Sam asks him multiple times when they're gonna get serious and he just destroys the set when he realizes hes being fucked with. Kinda based if you ask me lol. Reddit was upset tho.
>>212745934>Forgetting about Jimmy.We have the hashes. You have been warned.
holy shit Nick's face whe Sam flips the gear and freaks out lmao. I'm dead.
>>212745732tf is this shit
a greased-up thighjob from claire would save me I think
>attacks a 62 year old comedy legend
Ellie and white BWC
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Harland went a bit too hard on sammy
>>212746014she's so effortlessly sexy
>>212746014erm she would never do that you freak
>>212746042Sam legit just destroys shit when he doesn't get his way lol Reddit is big angry
>>212745885patrician taste, total bettycel death
>>212745997>Sam's discord can't even make original memesSad! I found this video of Sam smashing his CP hard drives.
>>212745732glad to see at least one of my manifestations worked
>>212746047i know how this ends
>>212746035>>212746036Sam should stick to what he knows.
>>212746047tight slut, my Juliana... ohh my love.
>>212746080Suxking trannies?
remember that OF whore from freddys stream? she unlocked her insta a few days ago
she is still orbiter
she has birthday 16 july, she will upload vlog or something
she also has some serious beef with some fishtank faggot orbiter, he doxed her on her stream, which is why she deleted her vods after we found her
https://xcancel.com/ttvsugarsquirt
people around fishtank have mental issues
>>212746036>legend >Sam is his most viewed podcast
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Its over
>>212745838Sam did his embarrassing brand """comedy""" where he destroys stuff and the boomer did get phased and kept coming up with funny things to say while sam cried about seed oils and jews
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why did he do it
>>212746014gooning to the thought of this rn fuuuuck
>>212746039>this chimpleton seething so hard that Ellie is white cock only that he resorts to thisPathetic.
>>212746093She has literally been leaving for 2 hours.
>>212746140Peter Thiel's sweaty fingers typed this post
>>212745838Metamodern post-ironic exploration of the contemporary media landscape and culture as a product of media.
>>212746136>this is the funniest thing in the world
>>212746136sam hates being exposed as an unfunny hack so he had to bust out the emergency Iโm flopping time to break stuff bit
>>212746140>They didn't even use the right font size when editingHoly shit zoomers can't use computers
>>212746163Youre brown AND jewish
I can't tell if what sam did on harland was based or cringe
Sam did a good job on the Harland Williams podcast. He stayed composed and kept things interesting
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>>212746123>Sam is his most viewed podcastnot even close
>>212746204Peter Thiel's beady eyes glanced at my post and then he used his fat sweaty chomo fingers to type a response... you're not fooling anyone Peter!
>>212746211Sam is turning into Howard Stern real fast.
>>212746204Jews like Sam are the descendants of niggers. Jews are bleached African-semite mutts.
>>212746221>Bobby Leeanyways
image search fournier's gangrene for a fun time
>>212746239What does that mean
>>212746234Nice self report pedophile jeet
>>212746215>He stayed composedhe literally trashed the entire set and assaulted the host
>>212746221>Corey Feldman The RAPED
>>212746221Why is bobby lee so famous
>>212745226sorry mizzy, only Jet and Sam are allowed to do it this way
I like el estanque because the contestants aren't faggots obsessed with Sammy who just god mogged on the erling Haaland podcast
>>212746211>>>/wsg/5923961it's just fascinating to see the dad jokes set him off into a boiling rage
Idgaf what you nerds say i bet claire is interesting to be around
Nighas talking bout ellie or nontent angie bahahhaa
i wanna get in jet's magic star
>>212746311Angie is cute, Ellie yuckie, sister amazing tho
>>212746308the tight and ripe comment is what tilted him
>>212745115Doing what wrong? the only girl I wanted to hang out with was summer because she hates Sam and Jet now.
lol its dude from dumb. And dumber
Sammy probably flew off the handle everyday at adult swim by tim and Eric
Only 2 females in the pond. We need freeloaders asap
>>212746311Like everyone in her life, you'd get along great with her for a few months before you find out she's fully insane.
>>212745226she rimmed Sam
Jets a little pumpkin pie haircutted freak
>>212746311vgr, can you archive insta streams of s4 people with Direnc?
Sam has male BPD. Please don't be mean to him.
>>212746367the fuck are you doing
>>212746394He also has the gay
>>212746241>Wrong againlol
>>212746118what's up with that filename man
>>212746367>less than 100 images>page 2not yet
NEW THREAD
>>212746354>>212746354>>212746354>Mondo mega nigger discord hate when others bake
>>212745838Is the peak of comedy
>>212746311Alcoholic gfs are lame trust me doug13s
>>212745610if u maximize the window you can do a 3 finger swipe to get between windows. i prefer it to having multiple windows open and clicking between them
anyways
>>212746356apparently he got thrown out of yale by the dean of admissions for having a similar meltdown, it seems to be a pattern of self destruction. looking at nick's face throughout the podcast really hints toward this, like he knows what's coming
haha hey my /ftl/ friendos who is ready for el bongo
>>212746424you thinking being able 2 identify nipples is a win, is really pathetic
>>212745934Honestly i dont think we talk about ellie enough
>>212746438Its the schizophrenic jeet. He gets extremely salty when you call him a pedophile
phoenix is really growing on me bros.
mac is BiS haters are just poor looool
>>212746384I love this chick. Q was right, she is perfect.
>>212746494When you meet a French nigger named Marquee
>>212746299>the erling Haaland podcast
Ellie is so pretty it hurts
>>212746468>the ceo skit was actually based on sam
>>212746475>is wrong again >seethesJajajaja
>>212746571See the sunset
The day is ending
Let that yawn out
There's no pretending
I will hold you
And protect you
So let love warm you
Till the morning
I'll stay with you
By your side
Close your tired eyes
I'll wait, and soon
I'll see your smile in a dream
And I
Won't wake before you go
And I'll
Still be your heartbeat
>>212746311abiclaire is a slut and a whooore
>>212746486Why would Sam's crew call people pedos when Sam has been confirmed to abuse a minor?
>>212745775
>>212746577>>212746468it all makes sense. at first he wanted marky, then when things got shitty he crashed out and beat the shit out of her.
>>212746605That was beautiful, dickhead
>>212746610to normalize this slur and make it weaker
>>212746610Why did you get so salty at tayleigh calling you a pedophile?
season 4 should've got spotemgottem and pooh shiesty as freeloaders
Who actually killed Fishtank? Was it Sam or Jet?
>>212746668all fat "people" should die
>>212746750both, but mainly jet.
>>212746610the wiggers use fishtank to muddy the waters about their controversial stuff (greg is a pedo simmons is a pedo, ____ was raped) I donโt really care about any of it but itโs funny they do that
>>212746750it never existed
Sam got BTFO on some podcast by a Canadian Boomer? lol
>>212746854Rats dont have chins
>>212746810>sam btfo by a boomer>jet btfo by a dog >luke btfo by the boomer that got him kicked out of the s2 house and is now homeless and begging people online for gibsi guess that 2nd chance has been squandered. should jet take the blame for this one? imagine getting a 2nd chance buy dunking on idubbbz and then losing it because your orbiter is a lazy wigger who dragged your name through the mud by pretending to be weinstein.
>>212746903pretty fucked that jet's poor planning cost luke a house
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752609533866959.mp4
>>212746903>luke btfo by the boomer that got him kicked out of the s2 house and is now homeless and begging people online for gibsThis is so fucking grim, man. Luke's 32 and can't afford video games so he's resorted to e-begging
>>212746454are they really? There's an opening for me to get one, she's kind but she do be an alkie
>>212746608Any real girl youโve ever dated has at least emotionally cheated on you.
Claireโs whoredoms are average
>>212746610You literally incriminated yourself in a call with QnAnon
>>212746750Ftl
We run this bitch
>mexicans have their own words for 1, 2, 3, 4, etc...
i thought the latins created numbers? why wouldn't it all be one, two, three...
>gives up on the joke midway
Brutal
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752609782179000.mp4
>>212746750A Mexican Jet and his Salvadorian dog unironically thoughbeit
Kek Sam getting BTFO in the comments
Does anyone still find this guy funny
>>212747035>Claireโs whoredoms are averagewho tf are you dating lol
I used to tell people Sam was a comedy guy and would link people to his skits/etc. But then one day a buddy asked where the comedy was, and it occurred to me I had only been saying he was a comedian because Sam HIMSELF calls himself a comedian. What is that sort of hypnotic aura called?
Sam Hyde is so disrespectful he's pathetic never try and upstage a legend go on Harland u have the patience of a saint love from Ireland
>>212747069Wrong. The Arabs created numbers and basic mathematics
>>212747166>I used to tell people Sam was a comedy guy and would link people to his skits/etc
>>212747069ลซnus -> uno, duo -> dos, trฤs -> tres, quattuor -> quatro tf do you mean
>>212746299I like el estanque because I hate Sam and Jet. Even if it makes them seethe 1%, it's enough for me. If some miracle happens and they breakeven this season, I'm sure they'll get English speakers for the next season, which can get 500-1000 viewers which will definitely make Jet seethe. Even if nothing else, it shows how incompetent wiggers are with such a massive budget compared to mexitank
>>212746732I think one of them's dead, anon
>>212747166>because Sam HIMSELF calls himself a comedian.Like how only Boogie would call himself the "Mister Rogers of Youtube"
>Ellie going a whole week without getting to cum because she needs to know her place, but I let her look at /gif/ and leak all she wants as she imagines me pummeling her into the mattress
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>>212747219what the fuck are those words? i'm asking why mexicans don't say "one" "two" "three".... if it's all latin or arabic or whatever
>>212747097lol holy shit cringe
>Sam brings his whole entourage to try and intimidate / laugh at his jokes
>doesn't work
>entire crew gets roasted and they have no rebuttal
KWABOTY
>>212747166I saw a video recently of what was ostensibly a deranged markyposter claiming that Sam is a โwitchโ and uses black magic (mirrors in his early vids are sigils, esoteric symbolism in his graphic works) to trick people. It kind of makes sense.
>>212747288Sam unironically is a witless retard. Couldn't keep up with the boomer and his quips.
>>212746803Thin soft skinny is the only person to make it out of this whole fishtank debacle a better man.
If Sam had any sense in his HGT inflated head, he would have used his podcast appearance to let the rest of MDE talk, but MDE today is basically just the Sam and underlings show.
>>212747264Languages developed their own ways of counting that all happened to be based 10 bc we have 10 fingers. Some ancient languages actually counted using base 12, which is useful for dividing by 3 and 4, unlike base 10.
>>212747288it was even worse, they kept laughing at the other guy's jokes
My favorite part was seeing Damiel roasted. He's so useless.
>>212747288does anybody else besides sam get involved? from the clips they just sit there like houseplants
>>212747023Yea they're pretty obnoxious unless you're an alcoholic yourself and she'll probably cheat like Claire
>>212747035Stop trying to normalize cheating u but hole rim worlder
>>212747384Tren fucked his brain. He was sharper just a few so years ago. Everything on him has aged rapidly including his brain
>>212747264those are the original latin words retard, numbers in english have their root in proto-germanic ainaz -> one, twai -> two, รพrฤซz -> three, fedwลr -> four. Though both of them share the same proto-indo-european etymological origin and english was influenced by french later
Lol Sam got fucking owned. KWABOTY of 2025. KWABOTY of 2024 was won by Tayleigh/chud gang.
>>212747097Sam is definitely a pro rim worlder
>>212747213The 0-9 numerals originated from India
Kek Sam got a dose of reality
He spends his life going where people know him, trying to cultivate this cult of personality when in reality he's a fucking nobody who can't improv or do legitimate comedy or make anyone laugh who isn't on his payroll or part of his wigger cult. Gets effortlessly BTFO by a guy not trying at all and just pointing out obvious shit like how gay his crew is and how insecure he comes off. Was embarrassing watching Damiel fake laugh at shit Sam said so he could keep his paycheck coming.
Sam's a big fish in his own small pond. He's completely out of his element anywhere else
Harland was on Rogan. Shouldn't Sammy be trying to build good relationships with guys like that???
>>212747416Chigga gor caugh out of his element. He'll get him next time
I thought all of today was the cell challenge and they'd be in the swimming pool..
It's crazy that pretty much all the trouble Jet and Sam encounter comes down to that they just cant get over themselves. It's all ego, every time. They really just can't help themselves.
Why is the Sam Hyde universe collapsing all of a sudden? It's weird, failing on all fronts.
Jet btfo by spictank
Sam btfo by some boomer on a podcast
Is MDE dying fast?
>>212747416Has Damiel said one single thing that was remotely funny? Even things that lead to Sam making a good joke count. He is there so Sam can use his ass as cumbucket right?
>>212747503thanks Jimmy from Fishtank Season 2
>>212747561This happens every time he releases a TV show. See y'all in 10 years.
>>212747574>MDE's massive project they spent years making is one of the worst comedy pieces anyone has ever seenyeah it's pretty over
>>212747532Sam is self destructive
He has all these opportunities and advantages in life compared to to the average person but he can't help but fuck them up
>the wiggers faces when they realize it's not a twitter exchange and they have to come up with an actual good rebuttal on the spot that won't be liked favorited and retweeted by their cult
>>212747574they will be back, they just need to wait to people calm down and earn money they will give to wiggers
>>212747574pirate ship is sinking
this is happening in 2 days btw
>>212747574Ben is unscathed so it's ok
>>212747438Iโm not trying to do anything its just the truth. Cheating is almost universal. Itโs just hidden and rationalized. Common tactic is once a person is bored with relationship and starting to look around at options theyโll breakup ambiguously to start trying out a new person and if that doesnโt workout theyโll say yeah I was just kidding weโre still dating and keep trying out options.
>>212747645He cheated
lost his aura
>>212747619vance latta would've eviscerated harland williams
>>212747634sounds like content
>>212747561He got too cocky
>>212747574'fraid so
They can't even find 4 people willing to stream on their website. It's just Burt and Alex 99% of the time
Everyone's jumping ship
>>212747561Thiel network pulled the plug. Found another project they want to support instead
>>212747672I hate cheaters
>>212747577Wigger studies have found that asians and rappers have a high appeal amongst the younger demographic, a chigga fits this type of role perfectly Damiel is the chiggiest chigger they could find. Trust me, h is going to become a superstar in no time.
Anytime I see Sam trying to be funny he always goes to the Indian jokes. Is that all he has anymore
>>212747577Thatโs the only thing that would make sense. The guys definitely isnโt funny off the cuff. Heโs a shit poster but as far as actual comedy goes he doesnโt quite have it.
why was damiel even there
>>212747634councilbros...
>>212747706Please donโt tell itโs el estanqueโฆ
>>212747710Donโt have to like it but people just suck at being honest and being satisfied with a single relationship so cheating is here to stay.
>2028
>Jet checks his paycheck
>50% wage garnishment from the lawsuits
>*sigh* I used to run a reality TV show you know
>>212747561surrounding yourself with sycophantic drug addict yes men and not tolerating any criticism or dissent makes you retarded. Sam's cope for people shitting on ep 1 of EP was that "we are new fans that didn't get it" even though it was literally everyone shitting on it except for maybe new fans.
>>212747988imagine grabbing some slop and mr neptune is your cashier and just dropping some epic fishtank jokes like "yeah"