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I was just pretending to be the Sheliak edition

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>>212745470 (OP)
>>212745636
>loses bant fight
>screeches about typos
>declares victory
Romulanon

>>212745470 (OP)
>not nuking these space jews to save actual people
Picard is such a fucking cuck.

>>212745874
>schisms
>with the wonder years sister
All time favorite of mine

>>212745816
The Romulan Star Empire will last 10'000 years and I'll hear no more slander about exploding stars and nonsensical space witches

>>212745874
3 out of 5 ain't bad

>>212745874
Nice

>>212745470 (OP)
>Watching through ENT, seen a lot during the first but not in order or consistently
>early season one
>Trip gets mind raped and impregnated
Is trip the troi of ent?

>>212746228
T'Pol suffers way worse than that

>>212746281
So she's the miles?

>>212746327
Honestly, yeah. If Miles was also forced to get naked a lot.

>>212746376
Buh .. buh .. based

>>212746327
>NO, THATS WHERE THE SHITE COMES FROM YA CARDIE BASTARD, NOOOOO!

>>212745942
What if I told you I have a foolproof method involving redmatter to save stars. Click on the link below to find out more

>>212746569
This way to eden maaaaaan
Keep on trekin maaaaaan

You should lose the ability to use your eyes if you post AI Trek images.

>>212745874
>every trek series gets a one liner summary
>ENT: half a novelisation of the episode
What the fuck.

>>212746720
It's all sourced from TV guides or satellite streaming prompts. ENT is when they switched to satellite guide prompts.

>>212746661
>the way to eden
>the outrageous Okono
Which is less worser

>>212746752
Interdasting, but WHO THE FUCK writes these prompts, like, lol, what happened to brevity is the soul of wit?

>>212746813
The Way to Eden is just mostly bad anti-hippie propaganda. Okona has shit ass Joe Piscopo doing the worst Jerry Lewis because they couldn't get the real dude.

>>212746673
Fuck I did for a Ben Shapiro/spock joke. My bad anon

>>212745470 (OP)
I just rewatched Chain of Command
>changes the shifts to more efficient four shift pattern
>reroutes power and manpower to better handle combat
>relieves that hothead Riker out of his duty, he was cramping his style
>negotiates with the Cardassians confidently even though he was shooting in the dark
>single-handedly traps a Cardassian invasion fleet with mines into a star nebula, preventing the invasion and possible war
>even uses the situation as a bargaining chip to rescue Picard from certain doom
His only fault was making the crew feel tense and he had to give Riker the satisfaction of getting to shit on his personality a little, but he was a true MVP.

>>212746862
Deeper question, who in 2025 is swayed to watch pre JJ star trek on broadcast TV by the prompt?

>>212746873
Jellico is super based. But due to his high functioning autism he doesn't factor in the crews feelings about the situation. He doesn't even have to reveal their secret plan. Just be a little more assuring of their emotions.
>I understand there are many changes from Picard's command, but I ask you to trust me, because I have a good reason to be this harsh on you.

Post phrases you've never used
>by the prompt

>>212746873
They bring him back as a villain in the nutrek cartoon ... because the point of chain of command was that he was a villain?
>picrel is best troi look imo
Jellico did not much wrong

>>212746899
I am, because it's comfy, but I watch it without TV guides or prompts.

>>212746945
I'd agree but I just typed that

>>212746899
It doesn't matter what the prompt is, at 8PM I turn on the tv, start drinking, and turn it off when I hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQsrXLofMY

>>212745470 (OP)
>I'm sorry I can't take Mayweather.
>every goddamn thing I bring up he just relates it back to growing up on a freighter
>how are the eggs Travis? Oh not like they were growing up on a freighter ...
>I feeling tired. Oh but growing up on a freighter you were tired all the time ...
>I watched t'pol undress in silhouette. You did the same thing with your mother growing up on a freighter
>I can't take it, I can't smalltalk this guy anymore
Where did Travis Mayweather grow up anons?

>>212746673
You should go back to your mothers womb if you’re going to be a little baby

>>212747560
of all the people to complain about on Enterprise and you pick TRAVIS? psychopath shit. he doesn't do shit except his job, and does it well.

>>212747637
He's good at it because he grew up on a freighter

>>212746868
There both good episodes to recommend if you want to gatekeep TNG or TOS
>Naturalistic

>>212747693
he stops talking about that like really early on. definitely after the episode where you meet his family. Travis hate simply does not hold water

>>212747560
>>212747637
>>212747770
You can call Travis non-existent or a wooden actor but other than that there's nothing wrong with him and he even gets a couple good lines and a rare nice scene.

>>212747770
Especially not on a freighter, where he grew up.
>I'm rewatching season one and they mention it a lot, which makes sense to establish a character in an episodic show, but 9 episodes in his character is guy who grew up on a freighter.

>>212747618
*mother's

If you're going to attempt a pathetic retort, at least get the grammar right. Maybe add a period at the end too, but I guess you never got past the third grade.

Go tell the computer to make you a girlfriend and fuck outta here.

>>212747868
you know what I actually liked the idea that his freighter people resent him because if you can be a big shot space explorer it means no one would want the shit missions where you just ferry freight and wait for pirates to fuck your shit up and their way of making a living and way of life would become harder. isn't he only like 22 years old or something? he would realistically have nothing else going for him as a character at that point, it's fine.

>>212747618
It was weird that the whole crew lost respect for him.

nacelles are ovaries

>>212747903
Hmmmmm smells like bait. No thanks. You can have your AI hate

>>212748023
It’s a pretty silly episode.

>>212748035
what are the Vulcan ship rings then?

>>212748077
anus

>>212747953
Fair point, I was just watching the nausocan episode about freighter life.
I'm at the start of the next one and I see daniels in the background. I'm hoping it isn't a time agent episode, if they just use him as background that's a nice touch.

>>212747868
i dont know why they didnt use him more. his acting was fine. the whole space boomer thing set him up perfectly to counter t'pol because hes the only other person on the bridge with deep space experience

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>>212748035
>>212748126
I believe I have penetrated v'gers fornix

>>212747953
we're not allowed to talk about the economic realities of life in the federation

>>212748213
Another fair point
>>212747618
Obrien did nothing wrong. That would be an automatic no fault divorce for me.
>It's unfortunate, but I'm not made to suffer Keiko. I'm not going to live the next 8 years as the ships resident nonce.

>>212748332
Do they get into that in ENT? I know they said they've been under vulcan supervision for 100 years, have they fixed the whole food/money thing?

It's not a big deal in the 24th century. It's so easy to revert it's just something to spice up your marriage when you're feeling kinky and bold.

>>212748442
I think that any reasonable couple if faced with the Rascals situation would behave like O’Brien. It’s the ethically correct way to act.

>>212748523
I grew up on 90s porn so my fetish is women in their mid twenties in lingerie.

Keiko was shit testing Miles

>>212748488
no detail but there are a couple of lines about poverty being eliminated.

They eliminated poverty by eliminating the poor.

>>212748743
star trek is much better before the warp capable first contact rule

>>212749055
Dangerously based.

>>212745470 (OP)
>I was just pretending to be the Sheliak
It is permitted.

>>212748785
>keiko was shit testing miles
>no specific episode mentioned
>still 100% accurate

>it's the Keiko is obsessed by a Pah wraith episode
>join in at minute 11 or so
>it doesn't feel different from other episodes

>>212745470 (OP)
we all agree the sheliac were right, yeah?

>>212749757
A deals a deal anon

>>212748023
>>212748069
It made no sense when they knew for a fact that Picard's body was de-aged and not his mind. If anything, his usefulness to Starfleet just increased tenfold because of his potential longevity. Them unsure about taking orders made ZERO sense. He was still Picard in every way.

>>212749744
Possessed, not Obessed.

>>212750003
>clone of will Riker
Keeps his rank
>14 year old picard
Demoted

What is the best episode of Voyager so I can appreciate the series and gain an interest into it without having to sit through a bunch of shit first

>>212750711
Discard this opinion, you need to experience the dogshit boring episodes and the bad episodes to fully understand and embrace the good ones.

>>212750840
nigger I'm halfway through season 2 and I want to jump ahead and experience one of these "good episodes" that I've heard so much about before I die of fucking boredom

>>212750945
This is the way of voyager. Either finish it or stop watching.

>this bit again
Yawn

>>212745470 (OP)

https://youtu.be/aiEGcTuMgow?si=GgV4o89kwEy3j7R5

!!!FACT!!!

>>212751304
killyourself

>>212746873
I just had a Jellico come to my work today tell us what we were doing wrong and where we were falling behind. Fucking Jellicos exist everywhere during every time period.

>>212751304
Turkana IV isn't just a rape planet, it's a GANGrape planet, which is a helluva lot more fun than just a regular ol rape planet.

>>212751439
They're also usually correct.

>>212751437
>killyourself

Show me how and using yourself as an example by taking your Mom's two giant anatomically correct 16 inch black dildos, stick one up each nostril then ram your face into the nearest flat surface!!!FACT!!!

>>212750003
Kek imagine Shotacard trying to be diplomatic with the Cardies, the Bajorans, the Klingons, and the Rommies.

>>212750711
It'll never work. Voyager defines the characters the least out of the 7 season series, dropping in out of nowhere will fuck the viewing up for you. You won't get invested in the characters enough to make them passable.
Tng
>exotic and comfy locations
>decently developed characters
Ds9
>mostly boring locations
>most well defined characters
VOY
>mostly boring characters
>most exotic locations

>>212750945
You just gotta stick with it anon. Voy is heavy on the boring episodes but you're almost put of kazon space. It improves, then become the Dr and 7 show.

>>212752304
>>212752362
I did something similar when watching DS9. I was someway into the 2nd season and things were feeling a little drab so I jumped ahead and watched the highest rated episode "In the pale moonlight" and was like 'holy shit that was great I can't wait to get to this level of kino' and it invigorated my DS9 experience knowing that the series will inevitably pick up.
I just wanted to replicate that experience and find a bit of inspiration to power through the rest of season 2 of Voyager.

>>212752858
is it really the highest rated? what is it out of 10? i figured it'd be the visitor.

>>212752858
thats a real waste of kino anon, the continual slow build up over seasons is what makes ds9 exceptional, not just individual eps.

>>212752996
In the Pale Moonlight 9.4
The Visitor 9.1

>>212752858
>>212753229
Surprised it isn't Duet, that one works better as a one-off.

>>212753255
nah a guest-star-performance-centric ep wont get you best ratings

>>212753255
Duet 9.0

As I said in an earlier post I was into season 2 when I jumped ahead to The Pale Moonlight.
Duet was my first "OK this show can be really great given the chance" moment and inspired me to keep going. There has been no "Duet" like moment in Voyager season 1.
I just watched the silver robot episode directed by J. Frakes in season 2 (Prototype is it called?) and that felt like it could have been a classic moral dilemma Trek episode but I dunno, Voyager just hasn't clicked yet.

>>212753490
I'm with you. I always find S1-S2 of VOY rough but people like it. I personally hate the fucking Kazon so it's impossible for me to love it.

S3 is better, S4 is where the show hits its stride with its characters.

>>212753490
I'm a never skip autist. I tanked every awful TNG episode in sequence. Skipping never even crossed my mind. But I can only recommend it for other completionists.

>>212753553
>where the show hits its stride
The show hits its stride when the TV is on another channel, No Taste Timmy

>>212753774
I don't know, I think my taste is pretty much in line with most anons or at least is respectable enough.

TOS > TNG = DS9 >> VOY >>> ENT
Simple as, laddie.

>>212753553
>Kazon
Total fucking Kazon death. Janway should have gassed the whole lot.

>>212753759
I not actually SKIPPING anything by jumping ahead and watching a highly rated episode from a future season then going back to where I was in the earlier season.
Then when I get to that great episode later in sequence I can enjoy it again.

It's crazy how almost every thread there's someone new watching Voyager and making the same posts about it

>>212754253
And how does that make you feel

>>212753490
jetrel is pretty good, meld is purest kino and if you're not onboard after meld you're probably a retard. death wish, the thaw. start learning to love the akoocheemoya.

>>212754253
i can believe that most people never succeed.

>>212754099
VOY is possibly the only one you could skip around in but only within the same season. Big changes happen at the finale/premiere 2parters.

>>212752858
Fair

>>212753823
Tng >
TOS movies >
DS9 = VOY = ENT >>
TNG movies >
JJ schlock >
Nutrek ....
But to each their own maaaaan

>>212755520
**shit it was TOS Movies =TOS > post ting bermanverse

>>212755520
I can't rate movies against television shows, too different, and I think it's fine to have any mix of TNG, DS9, and TOS in your top 3 and everything else after.

>>212755520
TOS Movies >>>>>> TOS1-2 > TNG and so on

TNG is clearly better than DS9

>>212755709
no, not clearly. you should be prepared to make your case.

>>212753823
ENT>>>>>>>>>>>>>everything else

>>212755823
no one really believes that

>>212755851
You don’t have enough faith

>>212755823
What are you talking about?

>T'Pol come on it's movie night let's hang out. :)
>No Trip I'm obsessed with the Vulcan New Testament now there's no time for things like "having friends." Goodbye.
>I understand. :)

>>212754813
just rewatched The Thaw and goddamn is that shit kino with just a hint of evil janeway at the last second. perfecto.

>>212746673
what do you have against version 0 of the holodeck?

>>212756848
if it fails to achieve its goals then it is worse than a regular failure.

>>212756848
It doesn't break physics in a way that could accidentally kill the users.

>>212756848
i don't remember that episode

i'm sorry you feel that way. it's almost like you hate technology. yet you say you are trek fans. how ironic

technology solves problems, saves time, and leverages brains for labor not the opposite of that.

>>212757043
>space underwear
>space side boob
>space LESBIANS!

If Q was omniscient, why did he realize he was on a TV show?

>>212757262
Because he knew you'd wonder about that and he likes tormenting you personally with such questions

>>212757043
>no kira and dax
Boring.

>>212757262
Q might be semi-divine, but he's no Rick Sanchez.

>>212757339
there's one with brief boobie flash, but i'm sure some uptight petty tyrant will throw a shit fit & send me on vacation

What tos movie should I watch first the first one or the 2nd one?
In what order should I watch them?

>>212757382
Q is a fallen angel, and angels are lesser beings than men. This is why they are depicted as children and babes

>>212757475
According to Voyager's "The Q And The Gray" episode, don't Q manifest physically as stars?

>>212757435
The nannytrannyjanny is just jealous it'll never be a woman, or as hot as either of the two are.

>>212757262
He wasn’t omniscient. He’s on screen being paranoid about his upcoming performance review while hiding out behind a proverbial pallet like Dane Cook comedy

>>212757503
they manifest physically as whatever they want. their civil war was causing stars to go nova

>>212757439
Watch them backwards

>>212755709
I watched TNG first so I agree

>>212757552
i needed a vacation anyway

>Observer Effect

hell yeah now this is what I'm talkin about good episode about teaching retarded ayys bout FAITH OF THE HEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT

>>212753553
btw, thanks for saving and reposting the clip i made. i feel validated

>>212757503
They manifest as a lot of shit

more kira kissing

>>212755814
Yes, clearly. I do not have to make my case because it is self-evident.

>>212745816
I am the Romulanon, and that isn't me. I usually restrict my posts to Romulan pussy, or Kira Nerys lezzing with Romulan girls. Occasionally the D'Deridex.

>>212759731
what is your opinion on the sexiest romulan ship?

>>212760045
I'd do the sex in it.

>>212760045
I enjoy it, though I consider The Defector scout ship the sexiest. All the TNG Romulan ships were nice though, few as they were.

>can mimic any ship configuration
>can mimic any weapon configuration
>can be remotely, terrestrially piloted

OK so where was this all this shit in the 23rd century and beyond? Remember when the Romulan Commander was just desperately throwing garbage and literal dead bodies out the airlock trying to fake debris? did they withhold all this insanely overpowered technology? as a joke? Is this more time travel bullshit? i haven't watched the conclusion yet...but...this seems dumb...

this part made me laugh though. the snort
https://litter.catbox.moe/v5fpza.mp4

>>212760371
There's always a push and pull with ECM and ECCM, it was able to fool Archer's ship, by Kirk's time the tech hadn't kept up with sensors and wasn't effective anymore.

>>212760411
i mean it fooled Andorians with their "advanced technology" too

>>212760928
certainly is up near the top but it is also dead dead dead, rip.

>>212760928
It really is pure sex

He was right, the line must be drawn here

Something for our resident seethers to contemplate...
"Criticism is a study by which men grow important and formidable at a very small expence. The power of invention has been conferred by nature upon few, and the labour of learning those sciences which may by mere labour be obtained is too great to be willingly endured; but every man can exert such judgement as he has upon the works of others; and he whom nature has made weak, and idleness keeps ignorant, may yet support his vanity by the name of a Critick." -Samuel Johnson, "The Idler"

>>212746661
Love this episode.
RICH MAN PUTTIN' MY MIND IN JAIL

>>212761114
I don't have to be Da Vinci to know when a drawing is bad.

>>212761482
You just have to know when to go out and get some air. Have a little class. You might as well be a bot. Just arguing here day in day out with Indians about what you claim bad. Constant negative frame of mind. I wish I could put you in a barrel and fire you out of a cannon into a cement truck barreling down the hill with no breaks and you barrely make it out alive

instead of going along with this retarded alien bullshit death fight nonsense, instead of letting Shran keep making a fool out of him, Archer should literally just slap the shit out of him and point out if he wasn't such a hot-headed violent retard who repaid Archer's hospitality and saving 19 of his crew with shooting up his ship and his guards so he could go beat up a Tellarite his stupid waifu wouldn't ever have been shot in the first place and how he's a SHIT commander. I need Archer to stop being a pussy with this guy aaaaaa

>>212762085
It's pretty schizoid of you to pretend you know what I post other than what you directly replied to.

>>212762113
You would have to be here enough to perceive some stake on your part in some narrative or else why care enough about what I think to try and engage in a public debate with what you perceive to be consequences on an anonymous forumg

>>212762238
No I wouldn't. I saw a post. I reponded. It's that simple, schizo.

>>212760023
>here is my jazz horn blind friend

>>212762113
It’s not like geezers grow on trees. You’re a dying breed. You have your spreadsheets and we have our autism. The validity of Star Trek past present and future will be decided by the future while you turn in your grave being stinky

>>212762315
Oh okay well would you mind putting on a trip code so I can filter your low quality bait posts? I can’t force you to comply with this request but attempts circumvent these post filters are unfortunately bannable. I thought I’d warn you since you insist you’re a new friend to the channel

>>212762347
>he's actually holding a trombone in that pic
https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Spitting

>>212762347
>combat bone
rikers martial arts knowledge knows no bounds

>>212762347
>hey geordi want to hear night bird? i've totally got it down now

>>212762347
>la forge, fix the coupling on the matter accelerator, I'll play my interpretive version of Dixie

>>212762347
>looks like its time for battle jazz

>>212762922
Memes aside that's a fantastically framed shot

Harland Williams fucking up sam hyde is giving me much joy. I know it’s off topic but I payed homage to Harland as my favorite comic and shit on Sam itt quite a bit. The big galoot was on the verge of tears. A timeless display in the ageblindness of the geezer plight. Maybe geezers never die

>>212763517
this seems like the wrong thread but ill allow it

This year's Emmy Award nominations are out, and Trek nabbed a few.

Congratulations to Team New Trek and -- Qapla!

Just feel so proud when Trek succeeds.

>>212763502
At the time it was a very plausible space fight outfit to 6 yr old me

>>212762347
kek what a badass

>>212762922
>the episode was directed by the guy who did She's All That

>>212765703
He also directed that surprisingly good live action Cinderella movie starring Brandy, Whitney Houston, Whoopi Goldberg and Jason Alexander.

>>212767012
Weirdly enough this is the next episode on my watchlist.

>>212757439
The Motion Picture is a relic of a classic scifi movie. The pacing is very slow and you can appreciate the aesthetics.

Wrath of Khan, Search of Spock and Voyage is a trilogy.

>>212769710
Her scenes with neelix are uncomfortable

>>212767012
Watching this one now. Thinking about it I'm surprised they didn't include a super competent Kahn-type among the genetically engineered group of weirdos. This episode is super 90s. Jack is really annoying.

>>212763751
Walmart has this on DVD for a whole $14.99. They couldn’t give it away on streaming yet Paramount thought this was worth trying to sell on physical.

How come shes so calm and understanding here but flips out on Michael Richards for no reason irl?

>>212770260
why would they ever let a khan type out? although now that i'm thinking about that could've made for an interesting much darker story, the setup is the same but its slowly revealed the other augments are actually terrified of the mute girl who is secretly a "khan" and engineered the whole thing to escape

>>212745942
how does the destruction of one planet, a home planet, destroy a star empire? If you want to get technical the Romulans are from Vulcan and not native to to that planet to begin with.
Star Trek died with ENT and everything is just bad fan fiction, that is the only conclusion

>>212771861
you are correct its incredibly stupid

>>212771809
why would a khan type let himself be locked up? it's not like there's some kind of authority running the back alley gene augments.

>>212771488
Because in the 24th century humanity has become so enlightened that they don’t turn to violence over a six letter word.

>>212771939
he was caught early and while in the institution they ran all kinds of psychological tests and figured out he was a megalomaniacal genius and he's kept in super max security. In my scenario the girl fooled them for years by pretending to be mute setting everything up very slowly while security got more and more lax, kinda like glass in the shamalamadingdong movie

>>212772047
i think one of the claims they made (retcon'd?) about khan boys was they had extreme ambition. not sure if thats genetic but doesn't fit either scenario.

>>212772084
why can't my hypothetical re characterized mute girl have the same 'flaw'? she's just smarter about hiding it until she's ready

>>212772118
i think hiding and muteness are exclusive with being a braggy ass competitive conqueror.

>>212772238
she's just being smarter about it she gets her rocks of by secretly psychologically torturing and dominating the other augments they all know but don't say because they are all terrified of her, bashir starts to slowly realize something is very very wrong

>>212772320
I'm sure whatever feddie agency is in charge of augs would have all sorts of smart attempts to bait her.

>>212772346
early on eventually they figure she really is as she appears, she can also hack the test results arrange accidents for anyone getting too close to the truth etc. As bashir investigates he starts uncovering more and more disturbing coincidences spanning her entire time in the institute

that TOS episode starring the guy who did the voice of Piglet

Every aspie stand-in has a catchphrase.
>Spock: raise eyebrow, "Fascinating."
>Data: cock head to side. "Intriguing." (Sometimes, "Curious.")
>Odo: cross arms, "HARUMPH."
I don't remember if Seven or T'Pol had any. Do they?

>>212773174
T'Pol wasn't really aspie in that way.

>>212773174
Tuvok: indeed

>>212773174
Seven: you will comply

>>212773430
Also saying things are "irrelevant"

>>212773628
its her entire pattern of speech really
>a crude but accurate assessment

>>212762347
>Riker gas a beard now
>hiw will they know it's Riker
>idk make him hold his trombone

>>212762347
Ahead of its time

i think it's funny how Andorians call Tellarites "swine" and "pigs" like how do they know what a pig is that is an Earth creature

>>212774413
universal translator

>>212774510
bullshit

>>212774336
>The Ent-D visits the 21st century United Nations

>>212771488
Well you see here she is an actress playing a character that is not Whoopi Goldberg

>>212774532
no pigshit, your translator is malfunctioning

>>212773628
>unga normies need you to emotionally coddle them when they say something completely irrelevant

>>212774545
Could have just said "the white house"

>>212769710
She's a cute!

>>212775855
Q'Do

>>212775906
>Naturalistic

>>212775106
No I agree, Seven is a spirit animal for sure.
>Humans sure do waste a lot of time engaged in bullshit behaviors
>We like it, Seven
>::sigh::

>>212775906
>tfw a cute fem-Q will never transport you to a moonlit night and mindrape you into loving her.

>>212776134
She would just make me puppies that don't shit piss or age

>>212775106
>>212776095
Failed humans engaging in the all-too-human performative activity of bitching, yet still failed humans.

>>212776314
thats a fairly normal amount of bitching for the average sized human I'd say

>>212776314
The post of someone who has been struck in a sore spot.

>>212774870
Yes but youll notice my digits made my post even funnier

>As it had already been established that Uhura's first language was Swahili, Nichols believed that, after her mind was erased, Uhura would revert to her first language. However, as Nichols herself did not speak Swahili, Daniels wanted Uhura to just speak English. Nichols refused to, telling Daniels, "Nichelle Nichols doesn't speak Swahili, but Uhura does!"
based autist

>>212776314
I don't even understand your reply therefore I'm going to label it as "irrelevant."

>>212776467
The response of something that demonstrated a perfect example of that which it claims to disdain or not understand, without any further understanding or appreciation gained from it. It would fail the gom jabbar.

>>212776675
god bless the original Trek actors I hear so many stories about how they came up with things for their characters that I actually noticed and thought were great. come to find out it was their ideas that they probably had to actually fight the writers and directors on to get in.

>>212776675
It was totally crazy how fast they managed to reeducate her. TOS was wild. I wish we had solid plastic learning blocks that we just dropped into a slot to learn things. It actually feels futuristic.

>>212745470 (OP)
Damnit Kevin

>>212776757
>I wish we had solid plastic learning blocks that we just dropped into a slot to learn things
3.5 inch floppy discs

>>212776780
isn't that the kid from princess bride?

>>212776818
Yeah that's Fred savage in his most famous role as Kevin on the wonder years

>>212776846
>wonder years
It's clearly Star Trek.

>>212776745
Gene was a massive autist about these details as well so they'd get his support, to the point even the cast would tease him about being too autistic

>>212776780
>wayne is a redshirt
Based
>>212776821
Eyemorg ship few will ever see

>>212776846
the wonder years had a star trek episode?

this website is filth, let's clean it up.

>>212776940
"That darned brain"

brain and brain what is brain

>>212776780
kino

>>212777000
Marilyn Manson was a better spock than the Heroes guy

>>212777000
impressive digits.

>>212777000
impressive

>>212777000
>>212777047
I'm having weird cognitive dissonance because 8 year old me thought the girls in the wonder years parody were the hottest thing ever and now I'm 40 and all my neurons are firing. I don't want to bang these children but I want to be 8 and have Winnie cooper kiss me on the cheek which I considered second base at the time.

>>212777144
Stop posting your STO builds of you're not going to show consoles or just base dps

>>212777000
the gif doesn't do it justice Kevin manages a perfect copy of Kirk collapsing
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS3-kbqqR70

>>212777185
Micro Machines were so kino, odd coloring aside (I know they were looking at Picard's ready room model Stargazer for some reason)

>>212777185
that marauder facing the wrong way will never stop pissing me off

>>212777131
she still cute as fuck and also does math things, did some hallmark movies

>>212777185
i only ever had a single dderidex and i hate that ship.

>>212777349
what kinda fag hates the d'deridex? its pure sex

>>212777389
its the worst.

>>212777371
Lots of memory beta posting ITT and it's based

>>212777439
your the worst

>>212777703
Imagine the smell

>>212776757
It would have been funny to have a running subplot throughout the season of her being reeducated, but they had to speedrun it in just one episode.
>No communications this week because our operator is still learning fractions and grammar

>>212777861
>now I gotta learn sign language

>>212778128
>None of the actors knew ASL and weren’t going to learn it in the 10 days they had to prepare
>Just have it all happen offscreen during the commercials
>Nobody at home will notice or care

>>212778128
>how it feels to watch Star Trek: Picard

>>212777315
lots of people do that and if they actually watched star trek they'd know

Rewatch Voy log stardate 48546.2
Insaneway seriously injuries a innocent space creature because it might have coffee
The tiresome adventures of Paris and the Holodeck begins
Neelix proves once again he is the most annoying gerbil in existence
The Doctor being a condescending prick is better then I remember
Ackoo-Chee-Moya is introduced its as hilariously insensitive and stupid as ever

The Voyage into S1 continues with a mounting fatigue but also a sense of hope that if viewed as a comedy its makes for a better time all round.

>>212778380
then why do they have the micro machines? why the fuck do they have them?

>>212778630
Tom Paris' S1 holodeck episodes are terrible.
His later holodeck episodes are pure kinography however.

>>212756822
The Thaw is a fucking awful episode. The clown/circus bullshit completely invalidates the entire premise. Oh, but people are afraid of clowns, you say. Shut the fuck up. How did anyone take that fucking episode seriously? They should have framed the episode around something grotesque, at least, and not a god damn circus.

>>212778630
If you’ve ever been through IRL coffee withdrawals, you WILL hurt somebody for a fix. And no amount of Starfleet moralfagging will stop you. That’s just the show being realistic for a change.

>>212778676
oh I know the captain proton ones are great fun, but I also know the irish village is coming sooner or later, and there is still many horribly boring misadventures of Paris and his holodeck, I do like the Maquis take over though, that ones great, its not coming from along time though, s4 iirc?

>>212778727
I don't know, man. The idea of clowns and the circus on the surface level is not disturbing. But the idea of being fucking trapped in there indefinitely with that music playing 24/7, no sleep, constantly harassed, that does sound like something that would drive most reasonable people fucking insane after a while.

>>212778658
a lot of the time it's boomer toy collectors who hoard shit for the sake of it
or they had them as a kid but never really watched trek

>>212778744
But I have, she a starship captain with no back up or support and over 300 lives in her care, go get a caffeine injection from the doc or a suppressor or something, Insaneways coffee addiction and its consequences led to more harm then Jean Luc becoming Locutus

>>212778879
what fucking assholes, I had most of those as a kid I gave them to my nephew when he was 7 or 8

>>212752858
If you're looking for late series kino try Year of Hell

>>212762347
Why would Riker and La Forge even be at the academy at the same time?

>>212779118
endless jam sessions

>>212778798
Sure, it would. But the viewer gets that shit for 44 minutes. It's parody at best and annoying at worst in that time frame. They needed to drive the point home really quickly, not have people consider the implications of being trapped with clowns forever 30 years after the episode aired.

>>212760460
Andorians are frauds

>>212778727
>The Thaw is a fucking awful episode
It's stupid posts like this that make your shitposting agenda too obvious. Improve your technique.

>>212779118
Data, Beverly, Worf, Riker and Geordi were all classmates

>>212762347
Riker's vrief foray into bard multiclassing didn't work out the way he hopes

>>212779118
So apparently Riker and La Forge were born in 2335. Poor La Forge was obviously being passed up for promotions.

>>212779285
i dunno they seem pretty sharp to me. so far they're basically right about everything in this show.

>>212779403
He went from pilot to chief engineer in one season. Chief engineer beard and Chief engineer menopause really fucked up

>>212779357
>The Thaw is one of the better rated episodes of season 2 on imdb
I don't give a fuck what the "popular" opinion is anon, it's a terrible episode.

>>212779379
that's fucking retarded

>>212779379
Didn’t they all meet for the first time at Farpoint? Or is this some alternate universe fanwank?

>>212779513
>quote of something no one said
Transporter accident yourself nyggean

>>212778630
Can you imagine what Janway would do if she also was addicted to cigarettes and some asshole deleted all the replicator patterns for those? S1 of VOY would be the most violent kino ever done...

>>212779552
how new are you

>>212779623
You constantly try to shift any replies into something completely different because all you're doing is lazily shitposting. You're trash.

>>212779529
Books/comics are all non cannon, there is memory alpha wiki for cannon covering shows/movies and memory beta for 2ndary works like YA novels, comics, novels, games.

>>212779657
Okay, anon, please tell me why the episode is good then.

>>212779583
you know later in s1 when the Kazon pull a godfather 3 and blast the peace talks with a ship? that would've been janeway in your version

>>212779583
Anon janeway was addicted to cigarettes and someone did delete the pattern and now that you know things will start making sense
>>212779716
I have almost the whole run of the 89 tng comics and I live how the first couple years they always drew everyone as an Adonis

>>212779851
>data crying
lol

Data and luxwanna would have been the perfect couple

>>212780155
actually true. she was great with Odo too.

>>212779851
the first run was written before the show even premiered, all they had was cast photos and raw outlines to go by

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>>212779786
That wasn't the Kazon that was aliens who hated the Kazon. So it was really more of a Godfather 1.