Sama crew is straight edition
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>people STILL trying to push Spictank
Don’t care how much I want Jet to die, I’m not watching 3rd world garbage because “ THE PERRO IS LE WHOLESOME AND THE DUMPY CLEANING LADY HAD MILK POURED ON HER!”
>>212746442nobody cares what you think
>>212746442Jet post your cock like the good old hack_blastard days
>>212746459ESL response. Copy-pasted straight from Duolingo
>Ellie going a whole week without getting to cum because she needs to know her place, but I let her look at /gif/ and leak all she wants as she imagines me pummeling her into the mattress
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>>212746442>implying america isn't a third-world country
Ellie getting stretched out by my BWC
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pedophiles when they get calld out for acting like pedophiles
most to least likely to rope
Freddy > Daniel > Jin > Angie > Seth > Aryeh > Rachel > Direnc > Ellie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSU99s6Rbnk
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752609533866959.mp4
What's going through Nick's head?
>>212746988poverty chuck shilling his own merch sad to see
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Claire and Abi should tie Kato up and tickle her until she pees herself
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fenix's bouncing little boobies :)))
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Para los peces que viven en el acuario, les ofrecemos nuestra atención, nuestra adoración, nuestro oro. Que vivan vidas plenas, llenas de felicidad, libres de dolor y dificultades. Las cuatro hojas los cuidarán por siempre, sin importar cuánto se adentren en la oscuridad. La luz de la verdad permanecerá a su lado, siempre.
Amen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62BSk9i89J4
>>212747162doxxing you for saying weird shit about my gf
since betty has been ignoring me for almost a month I'll start hanging out in every ftl thread until I have her attention and confess her love to me. bettty please im so sorry i didn mean to leak your private nudes. unblock me so i can donate my entire salary to you for the rest of my life plsease
Get this. Ellie but exposed thighs uploaded onto IG
>Letty is the only one to not open, let alone respond to my DMs
Hurm.
ellie abi sahdi haly summer youre friends with betty yeah? please tell her to unblock me and im sorry i told her to cut herself that o told her i would smack the shit out of her in public and other awful things i cant remember. i shouldn have rejected her when she said she had a crush onme
Homosexuality is fucking disgusting.
publica este duende malcriado
DM posting is kinda funny
Rather be dead than live like this
if any of you girls contact her tell her to unblock me amd that im so sorry I'll never forgive myself. maybe she will come back if you poasted bettys here on my thread here and may be shell forgive me, im so fucking lonely >>>/bant/22935526
Would you have bred Bex if you had the chance?
>>212747565posting about DMs be it sending them, getting them read, leaking anything regarding DMs is funny to me
worthless human beings
>your own gang of goons laughing at his jokes making fun of you
Brutal. Just brutal.
>>212747631duh yea. I wanna breed Angelina tho. or Juliana.
Uhh what podcast did sam freak out on and what moments should i watch. Not watching the whole hour btw
>>212747601this will forever be my favorite marky reaction. perfectly represents the two subset of fans who ignore it
>>212747776except for the 50 indians, it was similar to his interview with mateo..not really sure where all the HATE is coming from
>>212747782she was pretty cool about it
Wiggers just need humility, that's literally it.
>>212747631NOOO BEEEEEX DON'T MAKE ME CUM INSIDE YOU AAAH I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME JET
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Watermellie
>>212747736Trotskymaxxing... What's his next plan? to spread the word of Communism?
>>212747622ur just jealus because Betty has a crush on me and thinks im a chad
>>212747819you don't steal millions from your fans for being humble guy
>>212747162This except it should be kato and abi tying up Claire until she apologizes for literally anything
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I'll be honest the Harland podcast thing was just a minor setback, Sam can bounce back from this....
>>212747516*male homosexuality
>Sam seethes and changes the topic when asked if he likes "tight and ripe"
Kek this nigga is so mindbroken by Marky posting that he's looking for it everywhere he goes
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752609782179000.mp4
>>212747893honestly a good fit because he's the only one that would want to talk politics but both of them suck
jet i've been a good pup now gimme that cum
>>212747893I think I’ve hit aryeh fatigue quicker than I hit burt fatigue
>>212747803>Those who don't care and find it funny>Those who care but pretend to be ignorant to the facts
What did Bummy mean by this, why did he say it like that
might make tacos for dinner
>>212747541where did they meet, a cpap support group? (it must have been quite a support AHAHAHAA)
Imagine waking up and you're Indian. But like really imagine it.
Eh yeah good one Sammy ...
>>212747966His big lasagna lips got in the way
>Sam seethes and changes the topic when asked if he likes "tight and ripe"
Kek this nigga is so mindbroken by Marky posting that he's looking for it everywhere he goes
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752611306788644.mp4
>>212747541Wes in his CPAP machine
>>212746442Hey look it's hack_blastard
>>212747819They would have to gain empathy first
why didn't he markypost on Sam? lol
>>212748028He didn't need to
betty please unblock me, im sorry i said your kleebis deserved to die and im sorry that i said i wanted your cats killed
>>212747819They need to not do drugs. Far too late for that tho
I JUST HAVE TO STAND UP AND LEAN AGAINS THE DESK LIKE THIS IM NOT TRYING TO INTIMIDATE YOU BEACUSE I'M SEETHING I HAVE A BACK PROBLEM !
>>212748129>Is this whole podcast just nonsense?NIGGA TALKING LIKE BURT
>>212747893Kill aryeh with a hammer and wrap him up in plastic
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Would you lick fenix's dirty feet??
Oh hey, you're one of those Jet guys, i remember seeing you on that one youtube show
>Get out of my ear bro here's your food
so at what point are people willing to admit Sam was mad during this
>>212748129>NOOOO YOU CANT MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW PEOPLE PERFORM CUNNILINGUS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT DAMIEL DONT ANSWER HIM
>>212747893>They paid jannies to keep these threads up for 6 weeks>They paid Stein to have the fish on his showkek
you weirdos are obsessed with Sam its pretty gay
guys do you know this song it goes like do do doooo da doo do daaaa
>>212748185and adorablepilled
>>212748208Why would they pay stein for that? They barely even pay their own crew and cast
>2027
>Jet checks his paycheck
>50% wage garnishment from the lawsuits
>*sigh* I used to run a reality TV show you know
>>212748185just jizzed to this, i really do love betty. do you have more?
>Jet hasn't sent a message on the website all day
Hearing Sam's being consoled by his wigger crew right now. Reportedly broke down in roid-rage induced tears after getting BTFO by a boomer comedian. Only person working on the website is Mints.
>>212748166No. I'm not a disgusting freak. Her feet would have to be clean and well groomed before I even think about licking them.
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Direnc (stripper and camgirl) and Trish (high body count) are the goodest ftl women
sam and the wiggers have made enemies of the chinese triad. the owner of the s1 house is a known human trafficker who brings chinese illegals to the US and makes them work in restaurants. they have no idea the wrath they are about to incur
did sam hyde assault harland
>>212748129The fuc this nigga doin!!!
>>212748243They realize Stein is one of the more popular parts of Fishtank
>>212748181i dont think anyone was denying it
>>212748208Kek. I keep forgetting we're on a television and film board
>>212748260i want to paint my seed all over her face
>>212748220I honestly feel terrible for nick. I love his antique shop and scuffed realtor streams and hope he just gets up one day and starts doing his own shit FOR HIS DAUGHTA.
>>212748243they dont even pay their contestants
cant attach full screenshot now cause jet deleted the tweet lol what a doucehbag
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tfw this is the biggest thing you'll ever be a part of
>>212748260direnc is trash and a bad person.
table flipping is content
>>212748260wrong, it's my goddess Betty
>>212748302>I feel bad for the guy who willingly attaches himself to Sam, follows him around, laughs at his unfunny jokes and supports everything he doesWhy do you fags give passes to people because you think they're funny
>>212748185tight tight TIGHT
>>212748185This bitch and her pedo play should be banned. Disgusting person inside and out
wiggers are now lolcows that have no respect but still make good money for being a lolcows
maybe thielposters are right since i don't understand why would people send them such big money all year for their lifestyle
>>212748319>payroll departmentGuys I think I know whats chip's job in the crew now
shadi and i have the same birthday what da hell
>bettypedos are surfacing
i think it's time to wrap it up
>>212748361She's sexy and I want to dick her down
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mexican showdown
>>212748387A little respect for us goes a long way ykno :/
>>212748361Another of one her simps is threatening suicide btw
Sam's so paranoid about being trolled that he couldn't let himself enjoy the conversation whatsoever
His entire life is just spent being paranoid about being trolled or being marky posted. And it's all his fault. KWAB
there's nothing like the sound of a 3rd world woman screaming for her life
>>212748414respectfully, you need to be castrated
>>212748422Stop watching cartel videos ellie
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>>212748289no there were definitely people in here acting like he was just playing with him. he always takes his anger against those that ruin the power imbalance he always wants
After so many years we should be able to tolerate one another in this day & age :/
Just watched the table flipping and it was scripted nontent. Hilarious that people are spamming it nonstop.
How far do you think Sam would've taken it?
>>212746988the podcast host was pretty disrespectful to those guys, they should know better though tbf
>>212748512kill this nigger with hammers
>>212748481Based Freddy was thriving in the tank
Passionate and sweaty sex with Betty
>>212748526they disrespect themselves by associating with Sam
>>212748513Just like how Sam getting pissed off at Jimmy and kicking him off, opening the door of hte basement just to yell at him some more was supposedly scripted too right?
No, this is just Sam being a bitch. He tries to mask his anger as a joke. Ben does the same shit. "Haha if I'm dancing and talking in a sing-song voice while passive aggressively telling you I hate you then it's actually just a joke!"
Teaching Claire and Abi how to love again
>>212748361>>212748387youre just seething because betty is the best and most beautiful fish in fishtank and she asked me to vist me
>>212748323just came a second time
>>212746442This is exactly what you faggots deserve though. Let spics and jeets ruin your already shit general
>>212748563Yes but its still scripted
>>212748580Alright Sam, I'll believe your damage control
>so I heard you e daddy got out trolled by a real comedian and resorted to violence like a savage beast
:)
Feels good man
>>212748563Have you even studied gorilla nests?
>>212748269FACTCANO ERVPTION
>>212748387Worst part of ftl. I'll forever hate Jet for bringing that whore in
>badideas
>treefingers
>now cryokeen
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
Is there going to be another falling out with charles after that podcast disaster?
>>212748481He wasn't he was just being a bully. Here is a better example of sam being mad
Sam getting owned by a Canadian boomer lol hilarious
>>212748243Oh the talent is gonna get paid
so which one of u has marias onlyfans pics? u gonna let reddit beat u again?
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rachel update
>>212748630Hey cryo, I love half life!
>>212748675Charls been begging Sam to be in Fishtank hes that desperate but would save the project tho
>>212748319Why does jet keep deleting tweets? He is on track for KWABOTY award
I'll be honest I think Sam kinda mogged Harland and I don't even like Sam
Fuentes talked about an upcoming collab he thinks people have been waiting for. It might be Sam.
>>212748545i miss him fucking with drench and her seething about it
>>212748700damiel alt account
>>212747631What part of bexo sexo don't you get?
>>212748327Was it worth it, Sam?
Always pretending your an alpha male on camera yet your more like a beta since your always on edge waiting for someone to punk you?
Was it worth it Sam? Alienating thousands of people as a "joke"?
Guys why isnt anyone talking about Luke resorting to e begging like a skank
>>212748700hey what the fuck happened to the show
I thought this was grim before.
But now it's downright ghastly.
Angie and Ellie will be the next ones to be interviewed by Alex Stein right, right?
>>212748715He already is the winner by a mile for years now but we just refer to the runner up since it's not fair
>>212747816probably coming from the fact that this guy is a legit comedian with connections who has been on the joe rogan podcast and not just some youtuber. sam decided to blow it all up for everybody
>>212748757he does it once every 6 months, who cares
>>212748778The Sam Hyde Show third mic, sams protegee.
>>212748708Hi! Me too bro. I gotta work more on my half life levels today. Caffeine is your friend!
Check out this AWESOME Lisa Simpson clay I made bro :)
>>212748795Tell Sam to pay you a fair wage you fucking loser
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the tummy wagons just don’t hit like they used to
Phase 3. Divorce. Can’t deal with the lies from the leech anymore.
Very possessive. I actually don't like this about Sam. If you watch the clip, he refuses to back down after several magnitudes of him pressing Harland
>not being funny
>not turning into witty a bit
>size mogging a guy decades older on his own show after breaking the table in an unfunny way
And he still won't take his hands off. Harland even says they aren't recording, and Sam asks if one cam still is. Take youe hands off dude. Hands to yourself, just because you are big doesn't mean you can do this. You used to preach those very things Sam, you've become a lot of what you hate or cringed at. And not in an endearing thats just getting old way, but in a gross way. I am sad. The Ted Talk opened my eyes to a type of satire and funny that was increasinly being outright banned but idealistic foolish naive globalist freakshows need to be clowned on.. turns out employing them turns you into one. Fishtank s5 will be funny but not cause of Sam.
>>212748810funniest post in months
>>212748753we need to be using the correct version of "you're"
>>212748630>bro its me, cyro from season 2(?)
>>212748700what a wonderful fanbase they've cultivated
>>212748842she's so fucking tight im gonna cum man
>Harland tries to get Damiel to chime in and be funny
>freezes up
>even Sam gets embarrassed for him
Brutal
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752613009505640.mp4
>>212748842she might as well not exist until she spreads holes
>>212748849HOW CAN HE TOUCH
>>212748810looks like the art style in the pilot
damn, no one got a happy ending.
>>212748849Its not that bad, at least is different, an insecure artho trying to be a bully is pretty funny when you look past the cringe
>>212748239when did u start cutting
>>212748700>fishtank is a camsite for burt and rachel
>Nick, I bought you a Rolex so you have to swear allegiance to me.
>>212748849Sam is what happens when you do lots of roids and surround yourself with Yes Men. He turned into the thing he hated. A nigger/wigger
Remember people, Love and Life, not Hate and Death
>>212748849>Fishtank s5 will be funnyits not happening and it wouldn't even if it did
>>212748906She knew when to hold em, and when to fold em
DUDE FROM DUMB AND DUMBER
nick needs to give sam the of mice and men treatment
>>212748941same thing with jon
in the ene, chudgang won
>>212748842love this angelic woman
>>212748893the way he opens his mouth to say something then gives up is really funny
Why does Charles always look so... not there? Its like he's just on another realm where everything is cool
>>212748893rochefort is so fucking anxious
>>212748981the absolute delusion to even connect those things
never changes taytroons
>>212748810Hey Cryo! Isnt this thread a sign that the evil elites dont care about poor people? Why are your shilling your shitty art here?
>>212749022He unironically lost his mind on benzos
>>212749022Idk. But he's a comic sniper. I can see why they keep him around despite the schizo comments.
>take all the roids you can
>try to freakmaxx so you can at least look intimidating
>you're still an awkward girly theater girl at heart
Put a Tay on! it's Tuesday!
WHERE IS MARIAS ONLYFAN PICS? what is wrong with u people
>>212748912I don't anymore & that's the most important part desu
>>212748937what was he thinking in this moment?
>>212749093go back to bant
>>212749112his lips are built for big girl cock
>>212748517Oh dude, full-on blowjob, easily
>>212749124As i said last time, there's no bant to go back to. Our residential schizo took control of that board. You have to deal with us
if sam wants to self sabotage his career, thats fine, but dont fuck with nick, charls, and everyone elses.
>>212747893Oh look a Jewish Freemason helping psyop people into thinking they are famous.
>>212748208Stein is a kike.
>>212748245Jet is probably going to federal prison and will have his assets seized.
>>212749156take your board back
>>212748842Fuck i manifested the wrong tummy
>>212748709>Charls been begging Sam to be in Fishtankwhen, where
>Oh yeah thats the good stuff right there, lemme just take some nice shots of your feet heheheh.
>Oh? Don't worry Claire, its me, Greg, I'm asexual, remember?
>>212749169I'm planning on it, in due time
>>212749145everyone is saying this
Jet used all the contestant's budget money to pay Dumbgay for his escort services.
>>212749159You are never getting over being rejected lol LMAO
>Nick cringing the entire time
Grim
>>212749204do it now youre not wanted here
>>212749006Lol this was real? Jet and Sam really seem comfortable burning down their pyramid scheme. Good for them. Accelerate
>>212749185pgl, are you charls? dont give up man for real
>>212749232I'm going to stay here longer because of your tone :/ dw not like i'll be spamming the gen. U usually c me like late at night or sum like that
>>212749229Nick's face holy shit lol
>>212748644I'd like to think literally all the other fish declined to do a stream with mizzy except for aryay
this is the worst it's ever been
>>212749269youre just another pedo like klaus
>>212749200He was doing it for the boys
>>212749227>You are never getting over being rejected lol LMAO>>212749246The lawsuits for emotional suffering will be glorious. Human trafficking charges likely
>>212749311put your name back on klaus :/ you're the one who's ever posted guppies
>>212749307He tweets like such a woman. He also throws tantrums at the audience like a woman
>>212749355He is spiritually Jewish aka female brained.
>>212747282i bet he was too much of a pussy to smash up the set. typical leftist. not based.
>>212749330Greentexting a true statement doesn't automatically invalidate it. You've been at it for two years it's time for you to move on.
Im sad spictank isnt blowing up so people could see a host that actually puts effort in. So much of the fishtank audience is beyond saving
>>212749229nick is the funniest part of the interview
Nick's face during Sam's chimpout says it all.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1m0ph36/pathetic_failed_comedian_nazi_bully_sam_hyde/
i truly love betty. I don't see these as scasrs but trophy marks of an amazoness warrior and it turns me the fuck on
>>212749156hi seethers
>>212749426OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>212749426hahah now this is funny
Ellie? Angie? Miss me with that shit.
I'm currently simping for Ava Pearl.
>>212749419Ethan Ralph going on would get them some more viewers. Might accelerate from there
>>212749426Why is reddit indistinguishable from this thread
>>212749006yeah this was real
whoever was replying in the previous threads saying it wasn't was lying
you can check @jetnetptune_ for replies on it, he deleted it in after like 1 minute
>>212749307
>>212749440Forgot to remove trip
>>212749440You're 58 years old. What are you doing?
>>212748937damn , sam is gay
>>212749419There is still time. They are actually doing great, all times considered.
>>212749475professing my eternal love for betty. why are you so angry?
>>212748269I know you're joking but the Triads are actual serious shit and everywhere running brothels and drugs smuggling in Middle America
>>212749468because its the only sane opinion you can have watching it. are you gonna try and be contrarian just because reddit?
what's the over/under on sam creating his videogame joyride vs committing suicide via car crash
>>212749409>Greentexting a true statement doesn't automatically invalidate it. You've been at it for two years it's time for you to move on.
Yo why is treefingers here LMAO WTF
>>212748269El Estanque will protect them for a fair price
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iTjuKWxI5Q
Sam, take notes. This is how a real comedian does an interview.
>>212749506I'm genuinely not joking, the homeowner is in the news for suspicion of human trafficking, and now sam and co. have dragged him into a legal issue
Just saw the new Superman and it felt like Jet wrote it.
>>212749497You need real psychiatric help. Not trying to be mean. Leaving 4chan permanently would be good for you.
Is this the beginning of the end for Sam?
>>212749156>Our residential schizo took control of that board.qrd, I'm bored
tell me your lore, bantoid.
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Tim won in the end.
>>212749468Because women.
>>212749580ugh...just let people enjoy things
>>212748729i nutted 8 times for claire today already and my balls hurt
>>212749532Point proven retard
>>212749468Sam Hyde is reddit
>>212749582We're way past that dood
>>212749582fishtank falling apart, EP sucking, and this doesn't help... last ep of the sam hyde show seems like it did okay though.
might just be transitioning into rw grifter only
can you guys post something funny? thanks.
>>212749643>Point proven retard
we're gonna bring in gorilla twigs
>>212749582The ending is when they got canceled from adult swim. It's been a corpse since then.
___ is still in love with Charls.
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>Sam had to tape over his ZIPP can
KEK
>>212749736KWARB (kek what a raped bitch)
zipp april release status?
>>212749681I've watched some of Sams content and it's just monlouges about his opinions, not really comedy.
Nick actually seemed to have a good time before things got awkward. Raped by the nerd again.
>>212749760nvm it actually released they just didn't announce it anywhere? https://zipp.rip/pages/getzipp
>>212749758she has an onlyfans but all the holders are gatekeeping, its bs...also she quit the spictank and went home
>>212749758We're having coffee together after I picked her up.
>>212749760it just launched again retard https://zipp.rip/pages/getzipp
>>212749783built like a gorilla twig
>>212749783can't believe this bitch killed herself
hope she's having fun in hell
>>212749785I think that was a joke..
all these crashouts will eventually lead 2 sam actually putting effort in 2 fishtank (manifesting)
>>212749784> $40 for a 12 pack
>>212749784>$40 for a 12 packZipp better give me a blowjob
>>212749542because betty keeps ignoring my threads i made for her and hasnt forgiven me and unblock my cashapp so i can donate all of my money to her. She is probably here
>>212749093betty is this you? please im sorry i called you a cunt and told you to kill yourself and your cats multiple times, i slightly lost control. Pleae unblock me and ill give you all my money and turn myself in for leaking revenge porn. just reply to me and tell me you still have a crush on me, ilu betty <3
>>212749580ur seether
>>212749600see >>>/bant/22935526
>>212749810its real, I saw the pics before they were deleted.
>>212749818Paypigs pay. It's in the name.
Where are the best places to pick up chicks?
>>212749830You can fuck the can
we're gonna bring in marky twigs
>>212749859pregnancy single mom centers cause u know htey put out
>>212747541we need an edit like this for the both of them
>>212749859probably speed dating meetups tbqh
>>212749582this is what sam is known for
>>212749567Sam's work compared to Tim's is like night and day. Tim has been pretty consistent throughout his career. Maybe it helps to be actually funny.
>>2127498633x12 is not 30
>>212749846Get help bro. She doesn't deserve your love if she's too ungrateful to take it.
>>212749783>>212749842pretty, already camed 11 times today
>>212749859start a reality show
>>212749846just finding out about your existence, as I never browse /bant/
you are an impressive retard
>>212748506but that would be nontent
Oh, how long has it been since Ellie's last real substantive update? Saying "Hi" on Kick (chat) doesn't count, neither does making 2-3 social media posts. Face it, Elliesimps, you got BTFO. You put all your eggs in the basket of a stupid lazy 18-year-old girl who, ultimately, does not give a shit about you or having a "le epic" streaming career during which she would need to put up with your creepy asses the entire time. Her discord experience with you all showed her what her future looked like, and it shocked her into three (3) days AND COUNTING of inactivity. Get fucked. You're done.
>>212749925my captcha is xoxox, it's obv a sign she will get together with me, seether
>>212749859write an in depth profile of your personality, interests, hobbies, age, type of women you'd be interested in with examples of your waifus then have an llm do a deep research request to find locations near where you live to find the optimal locations to encounter them
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jamie pull up the ltcorbis video
>>212749686I miss Jezza hope he's doing well wherever he is
>>2127499217x13 is not 56
>>212749960I appreciate u using non ai images
>>212749963Why don't you try and pay someone to find out where she lives? There's websites to get phone numbers and emails too.
>>212749842give me that clussy you fucking whore
>>212749859Lock girls in a house for 42 days, abuse them, then give them drugs at the end. Don't worry it's not human trafficking.
Sam should stay in the tank. He shat himself today.
You guys might wanna hold on to some of that seethe for the inevitable Joe Rogan episode
>>212749960this video is better than a stream tbqh.
>>212749960and this is a good thing!
>>212750057Rogan is too much of a pussy to let Sam anywhere near him
>>212750022i already know where she lives, some of her seethers sent me her address and where she works, but i blocked them. im too poor to drive all the way to her home
It’s actually over for Sam this time. His crash out is getting mainstream attention and people are posting Marky.
what are the mods doing keeping this up do they even check in on the state of the threads
>>212749960You're so brave for fighting this battle that not a single soul cares about.
>>212750098nigga where tf is this crashout upload the clip or something lmao
>>212750034These seethe toons are cringekino
It's hilarious whenever Sam is trying to promote extreme peace Harland cuts it out of the video.
>>212749960still mad and arguing with himself lol
Joshua deserves to win El Estanque
>>212750086What would be the point? Sam is just gonna do some ironic unfunny bit.
>>212750100Sam pays to advertise. He prepaid for 42 days, so he gets 42 days even though s4 waa cancelled. You can catch bans for markyposting.
>>212750034What if I try asking her at her con stand while telling her she has confidence issues and mail her bsmd kits?
>>212750131https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1m0ph36/pathetic_failed_comedian_nazi_bully_sam_hyde/
>>212750139Sorry, but the winner will be beto
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apologize to this era
NEVER link a post to bant again, you fucking niggers. It's like opening a cardboard box infested with cockroaches.
>>212750091That's not the right mindset. You got a go beyond the Internet if you're ever gonna show her you're HIM.
You can't match the passion of meeting in the flesh
>>212749846>please im sorry i called you a cunt and told you to kill yourself and your cats multiple times, i slightly lost control. Pleae unblock me and ill give you all my money and turn myself in for leaking revenge porn. just reply to me and tell me you still have a crush on me, ilu betty <3>>212750091>i already know where she lives, some of her seethers sent me her address and where she works, but i blocked them. im too poor to drive all the way to her homeThis nigger is fucking insane. Is off-season /ftl/ on /bant/ filled to the brim with these fucking freaks? LMAO
>>212750132Thanks for the compliment.
>>212749532
Looking forward to the gorilla nest challenge on el estanque
>>212750130>>212750136We call this the M A L D I N G of elliesimps in this realm.
>>212750100They've decided to let it go.
>>212750178every era post-mirror videos are cringe
>>212750170Hasan won, he fucking won.
>>212749859High school when you’re in high school or college when you’re in college. Other than that good luck.
>>212750195We are the superior bugs
why didn't they bring bill?
>>212750157Try sending her boxcutters and posting images of self harm instead.
>>212750178We didn't know how good mid actually was...
ive been having these thoughts of sh or kms all day but im too much of a coward. if only betty unblocked me and talked to me she could avoid this. i already upped my meds twice but theres no point if i cant have betty. ssry everyone ill try to not poost here again
>>212750197normally, but we're being flooded with Samseether astroturf today
>>212747296ok claire thanks. amen
>>212750231What about vice versa?
>>212750205What's your endgame?
>Sam flips a table.
>Harland cuts away every mention of MDE2 when he tries to plug it on the podcast.
I wanna day petty, but it's kinda based.
>>212750170>calling Sam a naziThis is too worn out. They should just say he abuses minors, then all the trannies will defend him.
>>212750178Everything he made for gumroad was way funnier and more well produced than current MDE
>>212750247>ill try to not poost here againthat'd be nice, it's been like half an hour and I'm already over you
>>212750238bill is fishtank, an offshoot of mde
>>212749960The projection in your posts is almost admirable, but you've been doing this multiple days now, find a new bit so you can bring up Ellie for no fucking reason
>>212750238Someone had to stay behind to keep an eye on /ftl/ (and Cleejpost)
no one cares about me but this nazi sam guy
>>212750275it was extremely petty, why invite Sam anyway? what a fag.
>>212750240Are you the one who sent her razors?
>>212750275Sam only cares about money and clout so cutting the promos kinda hit Sam where it hurts. Pretty funny desu.
>>212750238>That picFelted.
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>>212750328Yes I'm Ben Taylor from the Fishtank production team.
>>212750238The real question is why did they bring Damiel along? Do they really need a servicing bussy/fluffer for a small road trip?
>"He's good at having unlimited money and having a singular vision and keeping people organized, because nobody else has fucking money"
- Charls Carroll
>>212750170>1.4k upvotes>421 commentsCan Sam even recover from this? This might be worse than WP cancellation for him.
>>212749859books a million. tj max. target. aldi. walmart. the park. goodwill. the mall. bars. clubs.
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Sam Hyde is a Freemason. He was used to try and recruit me. Freemasons hired me in Arizona slightly before Fishtank s1 started. They hired a Freemason informant/gang stalker, and have spied on me and harassed me for 2 years now. They joke to my face about specific details inside my house where things are placed, or will break shit and laugh about it. I have a home security system so this means they have government authorization to commit these crimes. They have also told me about my own internet browsing habits, so they certainly are authorized to use hacking tools to spy on people.
Let me guess, Peter Thiel who funds Sam Hyde, gave Sam access to Palantir's hacking tools? That's how he pre screens contestants too?
They used the contestant Josie as romantic bait, but since I didn't play ball they sabotaged me and to this day still lie about me on 4chan and harass me in real life.
I was specifically chosen because I threatened a federal civil rights lawsuit against a major employer (and would have won.) immediately after being mean to the HR director my face was published in a newspaper by the Freemasons spying on me.
I'm not allowed to have friends. I'm not allowed to have romantic interests. Freemasons have ruined my life and I can completely see how they gangstalk people into committing terrorism. I'm a smart guy, so I can see how if they did this shit to a retard on SSRIs, then they would commit terrorism.
But I won't hurt anyone. Just play super Mario Bros with the Freemasons. Sam's crew literally encourages me to attack Josie in real life, instead of directing my anger at the Freemasons. They act tough and enlightened, but they commit crime, then when you stand up they cry and act like the victim. They are all leeches on society. All Freemasons are evil people.
>>212750383how is this a bad thing?
Holy fuck Sam's on public freakout
>>212750383Charls was right about everything. Schizos are always right.
>>212750326to fuck around and make an entertaining episode. still managed to be entertaining but fucking with the guy’s recording equipment is nigger-tier and grounds for censoring sam’s plug
>>212750383Watched some of this for the first time tonight, it's insane how on the mark he was
>>212749989It's kind of strange how quiet he's been if he infact isn't in jail yet. I think last I saw him was on Kick during Letty's Asia trip. Wish he'd post here instead.
Sam was being ironic you stupid fucking faggots you're that hungry for some sort of btfo from him that any little thing has you seeing shit that isn't there
>>212750420His tits must be milked
>>212750411Oh wow Angie that sucks, haha. Want to come over later?
>>212750388are you for real
>>212750414he said its good tho?
Constantly deferring to Damiel was a pretty good bit. He's so useless
>>212750411Not entirely wrong but you are schizophrenic
>>212750449Shut the fuck up Jet
Yooo ftl has anyone heard of accutane or taken it or know someone that did, thoughts?
>Sam's Extreme Piss plugs got cut out of Hayden William's podcast
Holy fucking based
Wait did Jon actually impregnate someone. I thought he was joking like all the other times
>>212750467https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
Skip to the last like 50 minutes, the rest is just the buildup saved for prosperity
>>212750272astroturfing ellie discussion into the thread for the millionth time when no one fucking cares anymore
>>212750454what's up jimmy
>>212750498nah i have never heard of it, what is it?
>>212750498it works, it might fuck with your emotions, stay out of the sun
>>212750467Yeah, I wanna see this too
>>212750504yes yesterday there was consensus love of Sam here
Harland is a master of verbal judo
>>212750488Wdym not entirely wrong?
>>212750411>romantic baitShe just didn't like you because you were retarded, ugly, fat and drunk. Get over it.
>>212750498I have heard of it and know that it is a chemically changed vitamin D that literally changes your DNA to get rid of acne. I have heard that is effective but it has side effects. the one person who I know took it I didnt know before you he took it. hes not longer acned based on what I saw but he always has chapstick because his lips dry out
>>212750504Since season 1. The asskissers are at xitter.
>>212749419Shouldve got english speakers
>>212750548squirrelmaster taught him
>>212750498My grandpa tried it and it made his balls big. No other effect besides that. He liked his balls looking like that so he kept taking it and died after two weeks.
Do with that what you will.
>>212750544hypercringe
kill yourself nigger fuckin double namefagging to erp with yourself
>>212750551Pedophile freemasons, spy tools and grooming gangs are accurate. Bad Ideas had some good ideas, especially about the botted threads and paid shils.
>>212750498my friend did and it worked great but said it fucked with his emotions a bit
>>212750633Oh you are brain dead my bad lol
Mexitank does some good stuff, and it scratches the fishtank itch, but production is too nice to the fish and too stingy with alcohol/cigarettes, especially given they still don't have a reliable payment system set up and still rely on sketchy services. Spending TWO HOURS on Maria leaving the show was insane. Cucking content by the two junior production members forcing Fenix out of the room when she started yelling at Maria also was insane. If you've got two contestants yelling at each other, fucking leave them at it. They need to do more to kill friendtank, stop the coddletank, give them alcohol, and frankly come up with more crazy challenges that push them to their limits, like vomiting.
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Jon knocked up a non fat biological woman, and you're here simping for ewhores
>>212750467Catbox links of a couple relevant topics
Sam reported charls to the irs
https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/1329298/#1331770
There's a clip of charls saying Sam gets fucked by men but I can't find it
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>>212749859House parties that a friend of a friend invited you to. New mix of people you don’t know but are similar and know common friends for social proof you’re cool
Didn’t do this in your teens and early 20’s to meet the love of your life and now you’re old as fuck?
Well you’re out of luck but luck is your only hope
>>212750498dont touch that shit if your body is fucked up fix how your body is fucked up don't introduce some weird dna altering shit that masks the underlying issues
>>212750633Especially when they get caught view botting
>>212750669i jus want them to build an obstacle course and have a challenge, who can bring canelo through the dog course quicker./better
>>212750730Forgot to add aryeh
>>212750498Made my sister permanently depressed. When it goes bad. It goes really bad
>>212750682You sure it was him and not Pedro?
You know, because he's so innocent and everyone around him keep taking advantage of him because he's retarded.
I honestly dont see anything wrong with what sam did in that reddit clip. Harland didn't seem bothered they were having a good time
Can someone post the s3 screencap of sam yelling at alex "this is the biggest thing you'll ever be a part of"
>>212750654What do you mean? It's clearly a satanic show, the crew and associates love showing off masonic imagery, and Thiel loves funding alt-right shit. They're totally Dimes Square adjacent too. I love CumTown bro! Fucking trannies is based and redpilled. Gay black porn actors are sweet. It's not a cult, but here's some boxcutters haha. I believe in God. A Christian creator God. We're going to make a pony game and an MDE movie btw so make sure you donate.
>Ae you Sara's brother?
>No, brother-in-law
uh oh...
>>212750238bill is lawyerin'
>>212750819Nick and Eric looking defeated is really telling. They probably wanted to promote the show, put it on the spotlight so more people would view it, then they knew it was all fucked over with Sam not being able to sit tight and then making a fool of himself.
Charls is laughing because he got paid already and doesn't give a fuck, but the others really had hope in MDE2 to be something good, but were feeling like getting blacklisted all over again because Sam can't take people being funnier than him on the same room.
>>212750498Makes you really dry and want to kill yourself. Worked but then my acne came back a decent amount like a year later. Wouldn’t take it if your acne isn’t super bad
>>212750098Everyone said that about the Marky post he got ratioed by last year, nothing new at this point unless the other MDE members quit
>nazi
That's disrespectful, it's our word.
the intoxicating aroma when jet undresses
charles is a lucky man
https://www.tiktok.com/@effinacarroll/video/7522574585116609810?lang=en
https://www.reddit.com/r/VindictaRateCelebs/comments/12li8nb/effina_carroll_kuwaiti_infleuncer/
>>212749859Unironically church.
>>212750411You don't live in a house, you live in an rv, jeet retard
>>212751261she shops the shit out of her photos
>>212751703getting fucked by Dumbgay.
>>212751078I think Charls has the best mindset. He knows he can make funny bits, but it would be overshadowed by Sam and the wiggers ruining it.
