Thread 212746354

Sama crew is straight edition

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Previous: https://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/212744607#top

>people STILL trying to push Spictank
Don’t care how much I want Jet to die, I’m not watching 3rd world garbage because “ THE PERRO IS LE WHOLESOME AND THE DUMPY CLEANING LADY HAD MILK POURED ON HER!”

>>212746442
nobody cares what you think

>>212746442
puto

>>212746442
Jet post your cock like the good old hack_blastard days

>>212746459
ESL response. Copy-pasted straight from Duolingo

>Ellie going a whole week without getting to cum because she needs to know her place, but I let her look at /gif/ and leak all she wants as she imagines me pummeling her into the mattress

>>>/gif/29125440

>>>/gif/29138769

>>>/gif/29128204

>>212746442
lol@essay

>>212746354 (OP)
who is sama

>>212746442
>implying america isn't a third-world country

Ellie getting stretched out by my BWC

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752355024766037.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752355083902217.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752355187529420.webm

pedophiles when they get calld out for acting like pedophiles

most to least likely to rope

Freddy > Daniel > Jin > Angie > Seth > Aryeh > Rachel > Direnc > Ellie

What's going through Nick's head?

>>212746988
poverty chuck shilling his own merch sad to see

Claire and Abi should tie Kato up and tickle her until she pees herself

fenix's bouncing little boobies :)))

Para los peces que viven en el acuario, les ofrecemos nuestra atención, nuestra adoración, nuestro oro. Que vivan vidas plenas, llenas de felicidad, libres de dolor y dificultades. Las cuatro hojas los cuidarán por siempre, sin importar cuánto se adentren en la oscuridad. La luz de la verdad permanecerá a su lado, siempre.

Amen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62BSk9i89J4

>>212747162
doxxing you for saying weird shit about my gf

since betty has been ignoring me for almost a month I'll start hanging out in every ftl thread until I have her attention and confess her love to me. bettty please im so sorry i didn mean to leak your private nudes. unblock me so i can donate my entire salary to you for the rest of my life plsease

Get this. Ellie but exposed thighs uploaded onto IG

>Letty is the only one to not open, let alone respond to my DMs
Hurm.

ellie abi sahdi haly summer youre friends with betty yeah? please tell her to unblock me and im sorry i told her to cut herself that o told her i would smack the shit out of her in public and other awful things i cant remember. i shouldn have rejected her when she said she had a crush onme

>>212747411
manifesting

Homosexuality is fucking disgusting.

publica este duende malcriado

DM posting is kinda funny

Rather be dead than live like this

>>212747541
they are

>>212747538
what

if any of you girls contact her tell her to unblock me amd that im so sorry I'll never forgive myself. maybe she will come back if you poasted bettys here on my thread here and may be shell forgive me, im so fucking lonely >>>/bant/22935526

>>212746442
Me la pelas

>>212747575
faggot

Would you have bred Bex if you had the chance?

>>212747565
posting about DMs be it sending them, getting them read, leaking anything regarding DMs is funny to me

worthless human beings

>>212747631
yes obviously

mellie

>your own gang of goons laughing at his jokes making fun of you
Brutal. Just brutal.

>>212747631
duh yea. I wanna breed Angelina tho. or Juliana.

Uhh what podcast did sam freak out on and what moments should i watch. Not watching the whole hour btw

>>212747601
this will forever be my favorite marky reaction. perfectly represents the two subset of fans who ignore it

>>212747776
except for the 50 indians, it was similar to his interview with mateo..not really sure where all the HATE is coming from

>>212747782
she was pretty cool about it

Wiggers just need humility, that's literally it.

>>212747631

NOOO BEEEEEX DON'T MAKE ME CUM INSIDE YOU AAAH I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME JET

Watermellie

>>212747736
Trotskymaxxing... What's his next plan? to spread the word of Communism?

>>212747622
ur just jealus because Betty has a crush on me and thinks im a chad

>>212747819
you don't steal millions from your fans for being humble guy

>>212747162
This except it should be kato and abi tying up Claire until she apologizes for literally anything

Thoughts?

I'll be honest the Harland podcast thing was just a minor setback, Sam can bounce back from this....

>>212747892
legend

>>212747516
*male homosexuality

>Sam seethes and changes the topic when asked if he likes "tight and ripe"
Kek this nigga is so mindbroken by Marky posting that he's looking for it everywhere he goes

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752609782179000.mp4

>>212747893
honestly a good fit because he's the only one that would want to talk politics but both of them suck

jet i've been a good pup now gimme that cum

>>212747893
I think I’ve hit aryeh fatigue quicker than I hit burt fatigue

>>212747803
>Those who don't care and find it funny
>Those who care but pretend to be ignorant to the facts

>>212747924
wrong clip

What did Bummy mean by this, why did he say it like that

might make tacos for dinner

>>212747541
where did they meet, a cpap support group? (it must have been quite a support AHAHAHAA)

Imagine waking up and you're Indian. But like really imagine it.

Eh yeah good one Sammy ...

>>212747945
guau-guau!

>>212747966
His big lasagna lips got in the way

>Sam seethes and changes the topic when asked if he likes "tight and ripe"
Kek this nigga is so mindbroken by Marky posting that he's looking for it everywhere he goes

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752611306788644.mp4

>>212747541
Wes in his CPAP machine

>>212747282
he won

>>212746442
Hey look it's hack_blastard

>>212747819
They would have to gain empathy first

why didn't he markypost on Sam? lol

i'm in my cpap era

>>212748028
He didn't need to

betty please unblock me, im sorry i said your kleebis deserved to die and im sorry that i said i wanted your cats killed

>>212747819
They need to not do drugs. Far too late for that tho

I JUST HAVE TO STAND UP AND LEAN AGAINS THE DESK LIKE THIS IM NOT TRYING TO INTIMIDATE YOU BEACUSE I'M SEETHING I HAVE A BACK PROBLEM !

>>212748129
>Is this whole podcast just nonsense?
NIGGA TALKING LIKE BURT

>>212747893
Kill aryeh with a hammer and wrap him up in plastic

Would you lick fenix's dirty feet??

Oh hey, you're one of those Jet guys, i remember seeing you on that one youtube show
>Get out of my ear bro here's your food

so at what point are people willing to admit Sam was mad during this

Cute

>>212748129
>NOOOO YOU CANT MAKE JOKES ABOUT HOW PEOPLE PERFORM CUNNILINGUS STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT DAMIEL DONT ANSWER HIM

>>212747893
>They paid jannies to keep these threads up for 6 weeks
>They paid Stein to have the fish on his show
kek

you weirdos are obsessed with Sam its pretty gay

guys do you know this song it goes like do do doooo da doo do daaaa

...

>>212748185
and adorablepilled

>>212748208
Why would they pay stein for that? They barely even pay their own crew and cast

>2027
>Jet checks his paycheck
>50% wage garnishment from the lawsuits
>*sigh* I used to run a reality TV show you know

>>212748185
just jizzed to this, i really do love betty. do you have more?

>Jet hasn't sent a message on the website all day

Hearing Sam's being consoled by his wigger crew right now. Reportedly broke down in roid-rage induced tears after getting BTFO by a boomer comedian. Only person working on the website is Mints.

>>212748166
No. I'm not a disgusting freak. Her feet would have to be clean and well groomed before I even think about licking them.

Direnc (stripper and camgirl) and Trish (high body count) are the goodest ftl women

sam and the wiggers have made enemies of the chinese triad. the owner of the s1 house is a known human trafficker who brings chinese illegals to the US and makes them work in restaurants. they have no idea the wrath they are about to incur

did sam hyde assault harland

>>212748129
The fuc this nigga doin!!!

>>212748243
They realize Stein is one of the more popular parts of Fishtank

>>212748181
i dont think anyone was denying it

>>212748280
Barely lol

>>212748208
Kek. I keep forgetting we're on a television and film board

>>212748260
i want to paint my seed all over her face

>>212748220
I honestly feel terrible for nick. I love his antique shop and scuffed realtor streams and hope he just gets up one day and starts doing his own shit FOR HIS DAUGHTA.

>>212748243
they dont even pay their contestants

cant attach full screenshot now cause jet deleted the tweet lol what a doucehbag

>>212748255
Yeah

tfw this is the biggest thing you'll ever be a part of

>>212748260
direnc is trash and a bad person.

table flipping is content

>>212748260
wrong, it's my goddess Betty

>>212748302
>I feel bad for the guy who willingly attaches himself to Sam, follows him around, laughs at his unfunny jokes and supports everything he does

Why do you fags give passes to people because you think they're funny

>>212748185
tight tight TIGHT

>>212748327
sam looks bad

>>212748185
This bitch and her pedo play should be banned. Disgusting person inside and out

wiggers are now lolcows that have no respect but still make good money for being a lolcows
maybe thielposters are right since i don't understand why would people send them such big money all year for their lifestyle

>>212748319
>payroll department
Guys I think I know whats chip's job in the crew now

shadi and i have the same birthday what da hell

>bettypedos are surfacing

i think it's time to wrap it up

>>212748361
She's sexy and I want to dick her down

>>212748356
fucking this

mexican showdown

>>212748387
A little respect for us goes a long way ykno :/

>>212748361
Another of one her simps is threatening suicide btw

Sam's so paranoid about being trolled that he couldn't let himself enjoy the conversation whatsoever
His entire life is just spent being paranoid about being trolled or being marky posted. And it's all his fault. KWAB

there's nothing like the sound of a 3rd world woman screaming for her life

Warming up to Fenix

>>212748414
respectfully, you need to be castrated

>>212748422
Stop watching cartel videos ellie

>>212748289
no there were definitely people in here acting like he was just playing with him. he always takes his anger against those that ruin the power imbalance he always wants

After so many years we should be able to tolerate one another in this day & age :/

status?

Just watched the table flipping and it was scripted nontent. Hilarious that people are spamming it nonstop.

How far do you think Sam would've taken it?

>>212746988
the podcast host was pretty disrespectful to those guys, they should know better though tbf

>>212748512
kill this nigger with hammers

>>212748512
pfffffft

>>212748481
Based Freddy was thriving in the tank

Passionate and sweaty sex with Betty

>>212748526
they disrespect themselves by associating with Sam

>>212748513
Just like how Sam getting pissed off at Jimmy and kicking him off, opening the door of hte basement just to yell at him some more was supposedly scripted too right?

No, this is just Sam being a bitch. He tries to mask his anger as a joke. Ben does the same shit. "Haha if I'm dancing and talking in a sing-song voice while passive aggressively telling you I hate you then it's actually just a joke!"

Teaching Claire and Abi how to love again

>>212748361
>>212748387
youre just seething because betty is the best and most beautiful fish in fishtank and she asked me to vist me
>>212748323
just came a second time

>>212746442
This is exactly what you faggots deserve though. Let spics and jeets ruin your already shit general

>>212748563
Yes but its still scripted

>>212748596
TAY NOOO

>>212748580
Alright Sam, I'll believe your damage control

>so I heard you e daddy got out trolled by a real comedian and resorted to violence like a savage beast

:)

Feels good man

>>212746354 (OP)
it's a gay show

nightmare tier ship

>>212748617
mark

>>212748563
Have you even studied gorilla nests?

>>212748269
FACTCANO ERVPTION

>>212748387
Worst part of ftl. I'll forever hate Jet for bringing that whore in

>badideas
>treefingers
>now cryokeen
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

Is there going to be another falling out with charles after that podcast disaster?

>>212748481
He wasn't he was just being a bully. Here is a better example of sam being mad

Sam getting owned by a Canadian boomer lol hilarious

>>212748243
Oh the talent is gonna get paid

so which one of u has marias onlyfans pics? u gonna let reddit beat u again?

rachel update

>>212748630
Hey cryo, I love half life!

>>212748675
Charls been begging Sam to be in Fishtank hes that desperate but would save the project tho

>>212748319
Why does jet keep deleting tweets? He is on track for KWABOTY award

I'll be honest I think Sam kinda mogged Harland and I don't even like Sam

Fuentes talked about an upcoming collab he thinks people have been waiting for. It might be Sam.

>>212748545
i miss him fucking with drench and her seething about it

>>212748700
damiel alt account

>>212747631
What part of bexo sexo don't you get?

>>212748327
Was it worth it, Sam?

Always pretending your an alpha male on camera yet your more like a beta since your always on edge waiting for someone to punk you?

Was it worth it Sam? Alienating thousands of people as a "joke"?

Guys why isnt anyone talking about Luke resorting to e begging like a skank

>>212748700
hey what the fuck happened to the show

I thought this was grim before.
But now it's downright ghastly.

Angie and Ellie will be the next ones to be interviewed by Alex Stein right, right?

>>212748757
who?

>>212748715
He already is the winner by a mile for years now but we just refer to the runner up since it's not fair

>>212747816
probably coming from the fact that this guy is a legit comedian with connections who has been on the joe rogan podcast and not just some youtuber. sam decided to blow it all up for everybody

>>212748731
fredday!

>>212748757
he does it once every 6 months, who cares

>>212748778
The Sam Hyde Show third mic, sams protegee.

>>212748708
Hi! Me too bro. I gotta work more on my half life levels today. Caffeine is your friend!

Check out this AWESOME Lisa Simpson clay I made bro :)

>>212748795
Tell Sam to pay you a fair wage you fucking loser

the tummy wagons just don’t hit like they used to

Phase 3. Divorce. Can’t deal with the lies from the leech anymore.

Very possessive. I actually don't like this about Sam. If you watch the clip, he refuses to back down after several magnitudes of him pressing Harland
>not being funny
>not turning into witty a bit
>size mogging a guy decades older on his own show after breaking the table in an unfunny way
And he still won't take his hands off. Harland even says they aren't recording, and Sam asks if one cam still is. Take youe hands off dude. Hands to yourself, just because you are big doesn't mean you can do this. You used to preach those very things Sam, you've become a lot of what you hate or cringed at. And not in an endearing thats just getting old way, but in a gross way. I am sad. The Ted Talk opened my eyes to a type of satire and funny that was increasinly being outright banned but idealistic foolish naive globalist freakshows need to be clowned on.. turns out employing them turns you into one. Fishtank s5 will be funny but not cause of Sam.

>>212748810
funniest post in months

>>212748753
we need to be using the correct version of "you're"

>>212748630
>bro its me, cyro from season 2(?)

>>212748700
what a wonderful fanbase they've cultivated

>>212748861
Put a cryo on

>>212748842
she's so fucking tight im gonna cum man

>Harland tries to get Damiel to chime in and be funny
>freezes up
>even Sam gets embarrassed for him
Brutal

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752613009505640.mp4

>>212748775
Wrong

>>212748842
she might as well not exist until she spreads holes

>>212748849
HOW CAN HE TOUCH

>>212748810
looks like the art style in the pilot

damn, no one got a happy ending.

Taylor won

>>212748849
Its not that bad, at least is different, an insecure artho trying to be a bully is pretty funny when you look past the cringe

>>212748239
when did u start cutting

>>212748700
>fishtank is a camsite for burt and rachel

>>212748849
Sam is what happens when you do lots of roids and surround yourself with Yes Men. He turned into the thing he hated. A nigger/wigger

Remember people, Love and Life, not Hate and Death

>>212748849
>Fishtank s5 will be funny
its not happening and it wouldn't even if it did

>>212748906
She knew when to hold em, and when to fold em

DUDE FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

nick needs to give sam the of mice and men treatment

>>212748941
same thing with jon
in the ene, chudgang won

>>212748893
lol

>>212748842
love this angelic woman

>>212748893
the way he opens his mouth to say something then gives up is really funny

Why does Charles always look so... not there? Its like he's just on another realm where everything is cool

>>212748893
rochefort is so fucking anxious

>>212748981
the absolute delusion to even connect those things
never changes taytroons

>>212748810
Hey Cryo! Isnt this thread a sign that the evil elites dont care about poor people? Why are your shilling your shitty art here?

>>212749022
He unironically lost his mind on benzos

>>212749031
put a tay on

>>212749031
Kek

>>212749022
Idk. But he's a comic sniper. I can see why they keep him around despite the schizo comments.

>take all the roids you can
>try to freakmaxx so you can at least look intimidating
>you're still an awkward girly theater girl at heart

Put a Tay on! it's Tuesday!

WHERE IS MARIAS ONLYFAN PICS? what is wrong with u people

>>212748912
I don't anymore & that's the most important part desu

>>212748937
what was he thinking in this moment?

>>212749093
go back to bant

>>212749112
his lips are built for big girl cock

>>212748517
Oh dude, full-on blowjob, easily

>>212749124
As i said last time, there's no bant to go back to. Our residential schizo took control of that board. You have to deal with us

if sam wants to self sabotage his career, thats fine, but dont fuck with nick, charls, and everyone elses.

>>212747893
Oh look a Jewish Freemason helping psyop people into thinking they are famous.
>>212748208
Stein is a kike.
>>212748245
Jet is probably going to federal prison and will have his assets seized.

>>212749156
take your board back

>>212748842
Fuck i manifested the wrong tummy

>>212748709
>Charls been begging Sam to be in Fishtank
when, where

>Oh yeah thats the good stuff right there, lemme just take some nice shots of your feet heheheh.
>Oh? Don't worry Claire, its me, Greg, I'm asexual, remember?

>>212749006
What a kike

>>212749169
I'm planning on it, in due time

>>212749145
everyone is saying this

Jet used all the contestant's budget money to pay Dumbgay for his escort services.

>>212749159
You are never getting over being rejected lol LMAO

>Nick cringing the entire time
Grim

>>212749204
do it now youre not wanted here

>>212749200
Based Greg.

>>212749006
Lol this was real? Jet and Sam really seem comfortable burning down their pyramid scheme. Good for them. Accelerate

>>212749185
pgl, are you charls? dont give up man for real

>>212749232
I'm going to stay here longer because of your tone :/ dw not like i'll be spamming the gen. U usually c me like late at night or sum like that

>>212749229
Holy shit man

>>212749229
Nick's face holy shit lol

>>212748644
I'd like to think literally all the other fish declined to do a stream with mizzy except for aryay

>>212749229
it's over.

this is the worst it's ever been

Jet is so catty

>>212749269
youre just another pedo like klaus

>>212749200
He was doing it for the boys

>>212749200
King shit

>>212749227
>You are never getting over being rejected lol LMAO
>>212749246
The lawsuits for emotional suffering will be glorious. Human trafficking charges likely

>>212749311
put your name back on klaus :/ you're the one who's ever posted guppies

>>212749307
He tweets like such a woman. He also throws tantrums at the audience like a woman

>>212749355
He is spiritually Jewish aka female brained.

>>212747282
i bet he was too much of a pussy to smash up the set. typical leftist. not based.

>>212749330
Greentexting a true statement doesn't automatically invalidate it. You've been at it for two years it's time for you to move on.

Im sad spictank isnt blowing up so people could see a host that actually puts effort in. So much of the fishtank audience is beyond saving

>>212749229
nick is the funniest part of the interview

Nick's face during Sam's chimpout says it all.

i truly love betty. I don't see these as scasrs but trophy marks of an amazoness warrior and it turns me the fuck on
>>212749156
hi seethers

>>212749426
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>>212749426
hahah now this is funny

Ellie? Angie? Miss me with that shit.
I'm currently simping for Ava Pearl.

>>212749419
Ethan Ralph going on would get them some more viewers. Might accelerate from there

>>212749426
Why is reddit indistinguishable from this thread

>>212749006
yeah this was real
whoever was replying in the previous threads saying it wasn't was lying
you can check @jetnetptune_ for replies on it, he deleted it in after like 1 minute
>>212749307

>>212749440
Forgot to remove trip

>>212749440
You're 58 years old. What are you doing?

>>212748937
damn , sam is gay

>>212749419
There is still time. They are actually doing great, all times considered.

>>212749475
professing my eternal love for betty. why are you so angry?

>>212748269
I know you're joking but the Triads are actual serious shit and everywhere running brothels and drugs smuggling in Middle America

>>212749468
because its the only sane opinion you can have watching it. are you gonna try and be contrarian just because reddit?

what's the over/under on sam creating his videogame joyride vs committing suicide via car crash

>>212749409
>Greentexting a true statement doesn't automatically invalidate it. You've been at it for two years it's time for you to move on.

Yo why is treefingers here LMAO WTF

>>212748269
El Estanque will protect them for a fair price

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iTjuKWxI5Q

Sam, take notes. This is how a real comedian does an interview.

>>212749506
I'm genuinely not joking, the homeowner is in the news for suspicion of human trafficking, and now sam and co. have dragged him into a legal issue

Just saw the new Superman and it felt like Jet wrote it.

>>212749497
You need real psychiatric help. Not trying to be mean. Leaving 4chan permanently would be good for you.

Is this the beginning of the end for Sam?

>>212749156
>Our residential schizo took control of that board.
qrd, I'm bored
tell me your lore, bantoid.

Tim won in the end.

>>212749468
Because women.

lol Tim won. God.

>>212749580
ugh...just let people enjoy things

>>212748729
i nutted 8 times for claire today already and my balls hurt

>>212749532
Point proven retard

>>212749468
Sam Hyde is reddit

>>212749582
We're way past that dood

>>212749582
fishtank falling apart, EP sucking, and this doesn't help... last ep of the sam hyde show seems like it did okay though.
might just be transitioning into rw grifter only

can you guys post something funny? thanks.

>>212749643
>Point proven retard

we're gonna bring in gorilla twigs

Life is Angie

>>212749582
The ending is when they got canceled from adult swim. It's been a corpse since then.

___ is still in love with Charls.

>>212749686
>t.

>Sam had to tape over his ZIPP can
KEK

>>212749736
KWARB (kek what a raped bitch)

maria update?

zipp april release status?

>>212749681
I've watched some of Sams content and it's just monlouges about his opinions, not really comedy.

Nick actually seemed to have a good time before things got awkward. Raped by the nerd again.

>>212749760
nvm it actually released they just didn't announce it anywhere? https://zipp.rip/pages/getzipp

>>212749758
she has an onlyfans but all the holders are gatekeeping, its bs...also she quit the spictank and went home

>>212749758
We're having coffee together after I picked her up.

>>212749760
it just launched again retard https://zipp.rip/pages/getzipp

>>212749783
built like a gorilla twig

>>212749783
can't believe this bitch killed herself
hope she's having fun in hell

>>212749785
I think that was a joke..

all these crashouts will eventually lead 2 sam actually putting effort in 2 fishtank (manifesting)

>>212749784
> $40 for a 12 pack

>>212749784
>$40 for a 12 pack
Zipp better give me a blowjob

>>212749542
because betty keeps ignoring my threads i made for her and hasnt forgiven me and unblock my cashapp so i can donate all of my money to her. She is probably here
>>212749093
betty is this you? please im sorry i called you a cunt and told you to kill yourself and your cats multiple times, i slightly lost control. Pleae unblock me and ill give you all my money and turn myself in for leaking revenge porn. just reply to me and tell me you still have a crush on me, ilu betty <3
>>212749580
ur seether
>>212749600
see >>>/bant/22935526

>>212749810
its real, I saw the pics before they were deleted.

>>212749818
Paypigs pay. It's in the name.

Where are the best places to pick up chicks?

$3 a can is not that bad

>>212749818
>>212749830
>+$20 in shipping

>>212749830
You can fuck the can

we're gonna bring in marky twigs

>>212749859
pregnancy single mom centers cause u know htey put out

>>212747541
we need an edit like this for the both of them

>>212749859
probably speed dating meetups tbqh

>>212749582
this is what sam is known for

>>212749567
Sam's work compared to Tim's is like night and day. Tim has been pretty consistent throughout his career. Maybe it helps to be actually funny.

>>212749863
3x12 is not 30

>>212749846
Get help bro. She doesn't deserve your love if she's too ungrateful to take it.

>>212749783
>>212749842
pretty, already camed 11 times today

>>212749859
start a reality show

>>212749846
just finding out about your existence, as I never browse /bant/
you are an impressive retard

>>212748506
but that would be nontent

Oh, how long has it been since Ellie's last real substantive update? Saying "Hi" on Kick (chat) doesn't count, neither does making 2-3 social media posts. Face it, Elliesimps, you got BTFO. You put all your eggs in the basket of a stupid lazy 18-year-old girl who, ultimately, does not give a shit about you or having a "le epic" streaming career during which she would need to put up with your creepy asses the entire time. Her discord experience with you all showed her what her future looked like, and it shocked her into three (3) days AND COUNTING of inactivity. Get fucked. You're done.

>>212749925
my captcha is xoxox, it's obv a sign she will get together with me, seether

>>212749859
write an in depth profile of your personality, interests, hobbies, age, type of women you'd be interested in with examples of your waifus then have an llm do a deep research request to find locations near where you live to find the optimal locations to encounter them

tf is based

jamie pull up the ltcorbis video

>>212749686
I miss Jezza hope he's doing well wherever he is

>>212749921
7x13 is not 56

>>212749932
>>212749968

>>212749960
I appreciate u using non ai images

>>212749859
bar/club

>>212749963
Why don't you try and pay someone to find out where she lives? There's websites to get phone numbers and emails too.

>>212749842
give me that clussy you fucking whore

>>212749859
Lock girls in a house for 42 days, abuse them, then give them drugs at the end. Don't worry it's not human trafficking.

>>212747296
Amen.

Sam should stay in the tank. He shat himself today.

You guys might wanna hold on to some of that seethe for the inevitable Joe Rogan episode

>>212749960
this video is better than a stream tbqh.

>>212749960
and this is a good thing!

>>212750058
TRUUUU

>>212750057
Rogan is too much of a pussy to let Sam anywhere near him

>>212750022
i already know where she lives, some of her seethers sent me her address and where she works, but i blocked them. im too poor to drive all the way to her home

It’s actually over for Sam this time. His crash out is getting mainstream attention and people are posting Marky.

what are the mods doing keeping this up do they even check in on the state of the threads

Betty rules

>>212749960
You're so brave for fighting this battle that not a single soul cares about.

>>212750098
nigga where tf is this crashout upload the clip or something lmao

>>212750034
These seethe toons are cringekino

It's hilarious whenever Sam is trying to promote extreme peace Harland cuts it out of the video.

>>212749960
still mad and arguing with himself lol

Joshua deserves to win El Estanque

>>212750086
What would be the point? Sam is just gonna do some ironic unfunny bit.

>>212750100
Sam pays to advertise. He prepaid for 42 days, so he gets 42 days even though s4 waa cancelled. You can catch bans for markyposting.

>>212750034
What if I try asking her at her con stand while telling her she has confidence issues and mail her bsmd kits?

>>212750131
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1m0ph36/pathetic_failed_comedian_nazi_bully_sam_hyde/

>>212750139
Sorry, but the winner will be beto

apologize to this era

NEVER link a post to bant again, you fucking niggers. It's like opening a cardboard box infested with cockroaches.

>>212750091
That's not the right mindset. You got a go beyond the Internet if you're ever gonna show her you're HIM.
You can't match the passion of meeting in the flesh

>>212749846
>please im sorry i called you a cunt and told you to kill yourself and your cats multiple times, i slightly lost control. Pleae unblock me and ill give you all my money and turn myself in for leaking revenge porn. just reply to me and tell me you still have a crush on me, ilu betty <3
>>212750091
>i already know where she lives, some of her seethers sent me her address and where she works, but i blocked them. im too poor to drive all the way to her home

This nigger is fucking insane. Is off-season /ftl/ on /bant/ filled to the brim with these fucking freaks? LMAO

>>212750132
Thanks for the compliment. >>212749532

Looking forward to the gorilla nest challenge on el estanque

>>212750130
>>212750136
We call this the M A L D I N G of elliesimps in this realm.

>>212750100
They've decided to let it go.

yoshua

>>212750178
every era post-mirror videos are cringe

>>212750170
Hasan won, he fucking won.

>>212749859
High school when you’re in high school or college when you’re in college. Other than that good luck.

>>212750195
We are the superior bugs

why didn't they bring bill?

>>212750157
Try sending her boxcutters and posting images of self harm instead.

>>212750178
We didn't know how good mid actually was...

ive been having these thoughts of sh or kms all day but im too much of a coward. if only betty unblocked me and talked to me she could avoid this. i already upped my meds twice but theres no point if i cant have betty. ssry everyone ill try to not poost here again

>>212750197
normally, but we're being flooded with Samseether astroturf today

>>212747296
ok claire thanks. amen

>>212750231
What about vice versa?

>>212750205
What's your endgame?

>Sam flips a table.
>Harland cuts away every mention of MDE2 when he tries to plug it on the podcast.
I wanna day petty, but it's kinda based.

>>212750170
>calling Sam a nazi
This is too worn out. They should just say he abuses minors, then all the trannies will defend him.

>>212750178
Everything he made for gumroad was way funnier and more well produced than current MDE

>>212750247
>ill try to not poost here again
that'd be nice, it's been like half an hour and I'm already over you

>>212750238
bill is fishtank, an offshoot of mde

>>212750197
It's a bit.

>>212749960
The projection in your posts is almost admirable, but you've been doing this multiple days now, find a new bit so you can bring up Ellie for no fucking reason

>>212750238
Someone had to stay behind to keep an eye on /ftl/ (and Cleejpost)

no one cares about me but this nazi sam guy

>>212750275
it was extremely petty, why invite Sam anyway? what a fag.

>>212750240
Are you the one who sent her razors?

>>212750275
Sam only cares about money and clout so cutting the promos kinda hit Sam where it hurts. Pretty funny desu.

>>212750238
>That pic
Felted.

>>212750328
Yes I'm Ben Taylor from the Fishtank production team.

>>212750238
The real question is why did they bring Damiel along? Do they really need a servicing bussy/fluffer for a small road trip?

>"He's good at having unlimited money and having a singular vision and keeping people organized, because nobody else has fucking money"
- Charls Carroll

>>212750170
>1.4k upvotes
>421 comments
Can Sam even recover from this? This might be worse than WP cancellation for him.

>>212749859
books a million. tj max. target. aldi. walmart. the park. goodwill. the mall. bars. clubs.

Sam Hyde is a Freemason. He was used to try and recruit me. Freemasons hired me in Arizona slightly before Fishtank s1 started. They hired a Freemason informant/gang stalker, and have spied on me and harassed me for 2 years now. They joke to my face about specific details inside my house where things are placed, or will break shit and laugh about it. I have a home security system so this means they have government authorization to commit these crimes. They have also told me about my own internet browsing habits, so they certainly are authorized to use hacking tools to spy on people.

Let me guess, Peter Thiel who funds Sam Hyde, gave Sam access to Palantir's hacking tools? That's how he pre screens contestants too?

They used the contestant Josie as romantic bait, but since I didn't play ball they sabotaged me and to this day still lie about me on 4chan and harass me in real life.

I was specifically chosen because I threatened a federal civil rights lawsuit against a major employer (and would have won.) immediately after being mean to the HR director my face was published in a newspaper by the Freemasons spying on me.

I'm not allowed to have friends. I'm not allowed to have romantic interests. Freemasons have ruined my life and I can completely see how they gangstalk people into committing terrorism. I'm a smart guy, so I can see how if they did this shit to a retard on SSRIs, then they would commit terrorism.

But I won't hurt anyone. Just play super Mario Bros with the Freemasons. Sam's crew literally encourages me to attack Josie in real life, instead of directing my anger at the Freemasons. They act tough and enlightened, but they commit crime, then when you stand up they cry and act like the victim. They are all leeches on society. All Freemasons are evil people.

>>212750383
how is this a bad thing?

Holy fuck Sam's on public freakout

>>212750383
Charls was right about everything. Schizos are always right.

>>212750326
to fuck around and make an entertaining episode. still managed to be entertaining but fucking with the guy’s recording equipment is nigger-tier and grounds for censoring sam’s plug

>>212750383
Watched some of this for the first time tonight, it's insane how on the mark he was

>>212749989
It's kind of strange how quiet he's been if he infact isn't in jail yet. I think last I saw him was on Kick during Letty's Asia trip. Wish he'd post here instead.

Sam was being ironic you stupid fucking faggots you're that hungry for some sort of btfo from him that any little thing has you seeing shit that isn't there

>>212750420
His tits must be milked

>>212750411
Oh wow Angie that sucks, haha. Want to come over later?

>>212750388
are you for real

>>212750414
he's a nerd

>>212750414
he said its good tho?

>>212750437
link?

Constantly deferring to Damiel was a pretty good bit. He's so useless

>>212750411
Not entirely wrong but you are schizophrenic

>>212750449
Shut the fuck up Jet

Yooo ftl has anyone heard of accutane or taken it or know someone that did, thoughts?

>Sam's Extreme Piss plugs got cut out of Hayden William's podcast
Holy fucking based

Has /ftl/ turned on Sam?

Wait did Jon actually impregnate someone. I thought he was joking like all the other times

>>212750467
https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
Skip to the last like 50 minutes, the rest is just the buildup saved for prosperity

>>212750272
astroturfing ellie discussion into the thread for the millionth time when no one fucking cares anymore

>>212750454
what's up jimmy

>>212750498
nah i have never heard of it, what is it?

>>212750498
it works, it might fuck with your emotions, stay out of the sun

>>212750467
Yeah, I wanna see this too

>>212750504
yes yesterday there was consensus love of Sam here

me as julius' slave

Harland is a master of verbal judo

>>212750488
Wdym not entirely wrong?

>>212750411
>romantic bait
She just didn't like you because you were retarded, ugly, fat and drunk. Get over it.

NEW
>>212750482
>>212750482
>>212750482
>>212750482

>>212750498
I have heard of it and know that it is a chemically changed vitamin D that literally changes your DNA to get rid of acne. I have heard that is effective but it has side effects. the one person who I know took it I didnt know before you he took it. hes not longer acned based on what I saw but he always has chapstick because his lips dry out

>>212750504
Since season 1. The asskissers are at xitter.

>>212749419
Shouldve got english speakers

>>212750548
squirrelmaster taught him

>>212750555
He is right

Elimination cocklips.

>>212750498
My grandpa tried it and it made his balls big. No other effect besides that. He liked his balls looking like that so he kept taking it and died after two weeks.
Do with that what you will.

>>212750544
hypercringe
kill yourself nigger fuckin double namefagging to erp with yourself

>>212750551
Pedophile freemasons, spy tools and grooming gangs are accurate. Bad Ideas had some good ideas, especially about the botted threads and paid shils.

>>212750498
my friend did and it worked great but said it fucked with his emotions a bit

>>212750633
Oh you are brain dead my bad lol

Mexitank does some good stuff, and it scratches the fishtank itch, but production is too nice to the fish and too stingy with alcohol/cigarettes, especially given they still don't have a reliable payment system set up and still rely on sketchy services. Spending TWO HOURS on Maria leaving the show was insane. Cucking content by the two junior production members forcing Fenix out of the room when she started yelling at Maria also was insane. If you've got two contestants yelling at each other, fucking leave them at it. They need to do more to kill friendtank, stop the coddletank, give them alcohol, and frankly come up with more crazy challenges that push them to their limits, like vomiting.

Jon knocked up a non fat biological woman, and you're here simping for ewhores

>>212750467
Catbox links of a couple relevant topics
Sam reported charls to the irs
https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/1329298/#1331770

There's a clip of charls saying Sam gets fucked by men but I can't find it

>>212749859
House parties that a friend of a friend invited you to. New mix of people you don’t know but are similar and know common friends for social proof you’re cool
Didn’t do this in your teens and early 20’s to meet the love of your life and now you’re old as fuck?
Well you’re out of luck but luck is your only hope

>>212750498
dont touch that shit if your body is fucked up fix how your body is fucked up don't introduce some weird dna altering shit that masks the underlying issues

>>212750633
Especially when they get caught view botting

>>212750669
i jus want them to build an obstacle course and have a challenge, who can bring canelo through the dog course quicker./better

>>212750730
Forgot to add aryeh

>>212750498
Made my sister permanently depressed. When it goes bad. It goes really bad

>>212750682
You sure it was him and not Pedro?
You know, because he's so innocent and everyone around him keep taking advantage of him because he's retarded.

I honestly dont see anything wrong with what sam did in that reddit clip. Harland didn't seem bothered they were having a good time

Can someone post the s3 screencap of sam yelling at alex "this is the biggest thing you'll ever be a part of"

>>212750654
What do you mean? It's clearly a satanic show, the crew and associates love showing off masonic imagery, and Thiel loves funding alt-right shit. They're totally Dimes Square adjacent too. I love CumTown bro! Fucking trannies is based and redpilled. Gay black porn actors are sweet. It's not a cult, but here's some boxcutters haha. I believe in God. A Christian creator God. We're going to make a pony game and an MDE movie btw so make sure you donate.

>Ae you Sara's brother?
>No, brother-in-law
uh oh...

>>212750847
reported

>>212750682
Doubt it

>>212750238
bill is lawyerin'

>>212750819
Nick and Eric looking defeated is really telling. They probably wanted to promote the show, put it on the spotlight so more people would view it, then they knew it was all fucked over with Sam not being able to sit tight and then making a fool of himself.
Charls is laughing because he got paid already and doesn't give a fuck, but the others really had hope in MDE2 to be something good, but were feeling like getting blacklisted all over again because Sam can't take people being funnier than him on the same room.

>>212750498
Makes you really dry and want to kill yourself. Worked but then my acne came back a decent amount like a year later. Wouldn’t take it if your acne isn’t super bad

>>212750098
Everyone said that about the Marky post he got ratioed by last year, nothing new at this point unless the other MDE members quit

>nazi
That's disrespectful, it's our word.

the intoxicating aroma when jet undresses

charles is a lucky man
https://www.tiktok.com/@effinacarroll/video/7522574585116609810?lang=en

https://www.reddit.com/r/VindictaRateCelebs/comments/12li8nb/effina_carroll_kuwaiti_infleuncer/

>>212749859
Unironically church.

>>212750411
You don't live in a house, you live in an rv, jeet retard

>>212751261
she shops the shit out of her photos

Thinking about Jupiter

>>212751703
getting fucked by Dumbgay.

>>212751078
I think Charls has the best mindset. He knows he can make funny bits, but it would be overshadowed by Sam and the wiggers ruining it.