He fuckin pulled it off

>>212747464 (OP)
He pulled my cock

>>212747464 (OP)
Never doubt the gunn

>>212747464 (OP)
BASED

>>212747642
mfw

>>212747616
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>212747464 (OP)
Movie was pretty entertaining. Even my gf liked it.

>>212747616
>He pulled my cock

>>212747464 (OP)
I've been obsessively rewatching the final fight from the stadium on and I can't actually think of a better act 3 fight in any superhero movie. its really well-structured and paid off.

>>212749193
True. She was into it when I took her this morning

>>212749331
My gf is an obscure jrpg character bro. Can't pipe down pixels.

>>212747464 (OP)
True. Way more divisive than Man of Steel.

>>212749422
>he doesn't know

>>212749428
True my fellow redditor

>>212749523
Oh I KNOW

>>212747464 (OP)

>>212747464 (OP)
Do something three times, it's a magic trick.
Do something four times, it's a coincidence.

Do something five times? You're the second-coming.

>>212750294
wat

>>212750343
1, GotG
2, GotG II
3, The Suicide Squad
4, GotG III
5, Superman

>Cavill kills Zod to save a family and feels awful about it
>BOOOOOOOO MAN OF MURDER
>Corenswet kills Ultraman, a clone that's only evil because it was forced into it by Luthor, then quips 10 seconds later
>YAY WHOLESOME SUPERMAN IS BACK

MCU fans have ruined comic book movies.

The goofiest part about the whole movie is when Jor-El and Lara told Superman to go to Earth to start a harem and impregnate as many women as possible and James Gunn expected us to take it as a serious plot point

>>212750459
They're aliens. Perhaps in their language the word harem isn't as silly as we find it. The point is they wanted their race to live on. Makes sense.

>>212750458
um sweaty he threw him into a black hole which will probably turn into some portal to make him bizarro or some shit in a sequel
if you dont see the body, hes not dead!!

>>212750459
>Jor-El and Lara told Superman to go to Earth to start a harem and impregnate as many women as possible
now put your thinking cap on
what seems more likely, that Lex made that sensationalist message AKA fake news to make people hate superman
or that that was the actual mission that superman was sent on?

>>212747464 (OP)
>flops literally everywhere outside the USA
Seems like the world is tired of America and their lame, millennial manchild slop.
Reminder, Americans are losing it over a movie about a guy who flies and wears his underwear outside his pants.

>>212747464 (OP)
>barely 200 million
Has there ever been a weaker run for capeshit? Like Madame Web levels here.

>>212747464 (OP)
>Took the most powerful character and made him a weak pathetic bitch
Yes truly an achievement

>>212751227
>Seems like the world is tired of America and their lame, millennial manchild slop.
It would've been a viable argument if this movie were pro-American, pro-capitalist, and pro-neocon propaganda, like Top Gun: Maverick. But it's the most anti-American, anti-capitalist, and leftist-coded movie, with a message that resonates with most people outside the US (and maybe the Five Eyes nations). So it's surprising that it flopped so hard in overseas markets.

>>212751098
>if you dont see the body, hes not dead!!
#1 rule of the superhero genre.

>>212751479
Nobody cares if it's anti-American or not, everything about this movie reeks of lame, like the new Star Wars movies where you can tell it was made by losers.

>>212749193
My wife’s son loved it

>>212750453
Disagree it was better than suicide snore and guardians 2 was ass bro

>>212751147
Mr terrific said the message was correct

>>212751585
>>212751657
>>212751704
Where is the grammar? Are you ESL, bots or pajeets?

>>212751704
yeah the words being said in the doctored message were translated correctly per the doctored message

>>212750458
Get fucked, Bizzaro’s gonna rule

>>212752032
Look at this soilennial

>>212747464 (OP)
the others were hacks.

>>212747464 (OP)
Yeah. he finally made non-Americans realize how retarded the very idea of a superhero is, thank you.

>>212750459
The demographic for this movie is 13 year old boys, anon.

>hello yes these are the citizens of a country in eastern europe
>they are all pacifists and have no weapons

>>212752562
Worse, it's for 30 year old balding Americans with funko pop collections and Legos

>>212752607
No, anon. The rating is PG-13. That isn't changing, no matter what you say.

>>212747464 (OP)
if he pulls that off, will /tv/ die?

>>212752684
You know what happens when he pulls me off

>>212752637
And those 30 year olds are mentally 10

>>212752702
Are you a big guy?

>>212752566
Jarhanpur is clearly modeled after one of the Central Asian -stans, most likely a pastiche of Tajikistan or Afghanistan, while Boravia is most likely based on 2015-2022 Russia, when it still coordinated its actions in Syria with the US and Turkey and was even considered an ally during Trump's first term. In this case it makes perfect sense, with Jarhanpur being one of the unstable former colonies, and Boravia being the former metropoly trying to recover its former glory.

>>212747464 (OP)
only thanks to this guy

>>212747464 (OP)
Total gunnjeet death

My nitpick is that Clark could've lasered the cameras or used his ice breath. He didn't need Krypto. Also dont like that he let his clone go into a black hole. This version of the character works because he isn't overpowered or preachy.

>>212750453
His best work is not his super hero slop though. His porn parody stuff is better than that crap.

>>212752566
This conflict was so cartoony.

>>212747464 (OP)
I'm not into the colorful aesthetics. Is the movie really good or is it just MCU? I don't have a girlfriend so there's even less reason to go to the theaters

>>212747464 (OP)
Pull what off? His movie is under performing compared to Man of Steel which was supposedly the worst movie ever made.

From its good Monday showing they are expecting it drop no more then 55% it’s second weekend which is a solid hold. Gunn can achieve this he will be the first Superman director since Donner to have a good second weekend

>>212753488
MCU Superman is an accurate description

>>212747464 (OP)
It must have been extremely painful.

>>212751657
It isn't a rating. It is a chronological list of his Superhero movies. All hits.

>>212753355
Let's out his porn parodies into theaters and let's see how many more billions of dollars he can make.

>>212751227
For the millionth time, American citizens do not give a singular shit what you think esl.

>>212752525
Good. Stay the fuck away from our media so we don't have to cater to you mouth breathing trannies.

>>212752607
Source?

>>212754440
UUUU

>>212747464 (OP)
Gunnfans: We won.
Box office: ???

>>212756238

>>212756281
Man of Steel played in more theaters

>>212756358
And?

>ends the movie with a song by a known pedophile

>>212756374
per capita, do the math

>>212756465
I'm asking you to qualify your statement. What conclusion are you coming to that one movie made more than another?

I expected better from Gunn. I feel like he wasn’t comfortable eith this movie. It’s a 7/10 movie, which in itself is nice, Luthor and Superman were great. Probably one of the best portrayal of the Superman mythos, but it tries too hard to use as many plot points as posible and in the end they all get resolved in lukewarm way except the Superman vs Ultraman/Luthor fight. Maybe woth 1 more hour it could have been better.
Oh well, it was still fun.

>>212753313
>”ok i will laser the dro-“
>”A2 B3 G5 F5”
the point is the Luthor didn’t account for neither Krypto and the rest of Sup friends

>>212747464 (OP)
>lazily reuse john williams' theme for easy nostalgia
nah his superman is not valid until he gets his own theme

It won’t make more then 600 million because the chinks and Euro faggots are boycotting it. Which whatever. Long as it does good in the US is all that matters

>>212751564
Hollywood forgets the rest of the world’s men aren’t poisoned by decades of onions & plastics and can sense how pussified this movie looks in trailers

>>212756909
Rest of the world are literal faggots and can careless what they think.

>>212756726
The lasers hit where his eyes are. Lex is faster than superman's eyeballs? He also has ice breath. Just a nitpick since the character is just broken in general.

>>212756909
>poisoned by decades of onions
what's wrong with onions?

>>212751147
Lex was upfront about the evil monkeys and everything else. Why would he lie about saying the message was genuine?

>>212756726
His plan was dumb he could've killed supes and his dog but didn't. Why does he want permission from the government? Why would Lex give a fuck. Same guy opened a blackhole on the city to catch superman.

>>212756659
>Maybe woth 1 more hour it could have been better
No. I watch 9 part documentaries. I watch 2 hour youtube essays. I have no problem with length. But 3 hour cinema experiences are beyond stupid. We don't need more of that.

>>212756982
>Lex is faster than superman's eyeballs?
No but ultraman is retard

>>212756884
>It won’t make more then 600 million
Of course it will. /tv/ has this weird fucking notion that movies only make money when they're in theaters. Digital sales exist, revenue from streaming exists, merchandising exists, cable channels paying to re-run it exist. You people are morons.

>>212757124
probably snyder fanboys

>>212756909
>Hollywood forgets the rest of the world’s men aren’t poisoned by decades of onions & plastics
Uh huh

>>212757057
>be man of science and leading defense contractor
>kill the only super-powered dog on the planet

>be a public celebrity who makes regular TV appearances
>murder the world's most beloved superhero in cold blood

>>212749422
She fucked me bro

>>212757302
Props for attempting a guess but no. You have not yet sullied my waifu.

>>212757124

>>212757057
Because he actually cared about getting Luthorpia, he just went “haha idc about losing my chance to get my own country lol” because he have a giant ass ego and don’t want to look like a bitch in front of superman.
That’s why he ended up crying in the end like a bitch, he got defeated and the facade is gone

>>212757199
I was just talking about its ttheatrical run. If it does well in the US is all that matters. You can’t control what a bunch of faggots decided to do. They are obviously suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome

>>212757273
His plan was to kill them you idiot. He stopped because the government wanted more info. Its a dumb plot point. Lex would kill them and say it was an accident.

>>212757472
>photoshop Drump into Supe
>when the entire movie is about “Israel is le bad”

>>212757471
>Because he actually cared about getting Luthorpia
No his entire plan was to kill superman out of envy. Did you watch the movie?

>>212757574
It’s stupid. I’m wondering if Trump did it knowing it would hurt the movie. Him and Gunn beefed before. MAGA is one dug up his old tweets

>>212757341
She also fucked me bro

>>212750453
the suicide squad was just as shit as suicide squad.

>>212757619
To be fair I said you can't fuck pixels but she's polygons. Didn't mean to mislead anyone. Pixels is just a more video-gamey word.

>>212757472
The movie looks like total shit, bro. And i'm not just talking visually. Goofy, kiddy shit except it's not actually for 13 year old kids but 30 year old manchildren. It all reminds me of Transformers One where you have a tiny but extremely loud cartoon circle jerk group taking over a franchise. Hell, i wouldn't be surprised if it's exactly the same people.

>>212752562
and gunn is the target audience for 13 year old boys

>>212757843
>it's not actually for 13 year old kids but 30 year old manchildren
Source?

He took "The American Way" out of Superman's iconic line to appeal to third-worlders. James Gunn should be deported or possibly shot for treason.

>>212757933

>>212757843
>Only the most realistic mature depictions of costumed action heroes in MY children's comic book!

Torrent;seed

I don't watch capeshit that isn't quality Dr. Doom

>>212757933
They took "The American Way" our of the comics 20 years ago. Superman also renounced his American citizenship, deciding that he was a citizen of the world. Funny how no one seemed to give a shit back then,.

>>212753398
It's a comic book movie.

>>212747464 (OP)
I just watched it and where was all this woke shit internet keeps talking about? Also metamorpho was cool as shit. I thought he was gonna be lame seeing his toy had boxer shorts. I was like wtf is this?

>>212758191

>I just watched it and where was all this woke shit internet keeps talking about?

Are you telling me that people on the internet got something wrong? Crazy. That never happens.

>I thought he was gonna be lame seeing his toy had boxer shorts. I was like wtf is this?

Are you saying that you wanted to see Metamorpho's dick?

>>212758287
>Metamorpho's dick?
It would tuck into his body like the thing's does. Only comes out when excited like a furry.

>>212758155
>It's a comic book movie.
Conflicts in comic books actually make sense unlike the nonsense Gunn wrote.

>>212751479
Schizo

>>212747464 (OP)
korea did it better

>>212758191
Metamorpho was great demonstration of what having an actual comic book fan in the director's chair can do for your superhero movie.
>"Lex is gonna imprison Superman by having Metamorpho turn himself into Kryptonite"
>Why does Metamorpho have to be there? Why can't Lex use any old Kryptonite?
>"So when Superman converts him, he can make himself into a sun to recharge Superman's power."

>>212757650
That is just a ridiculous statement. Other than margott acting like a retard it was actually good

>>212758398
>Conflicts in comic books actually make sense
Imagine being a grown man and simping for comic books

>>212758518
This movie is written worse than any superman comic.

kek

>>212758420
>OOOH CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG

>>212758584
Yeah keep simping for those comic books unc. I'm sure that'll get your dick wet lmao

>>212758637
What are you doing? This is not even bait tier. What a moron. Hope both your parents die in their sleep.

>>212757933
It hasn’t been used for decades. Didn’t use it for Superman Returns “Truth, Justice and the other stuff” didn’t use it in MOS and the didn’t use it in this one.

>>212757585
> No his entire plan was to kill superman out of envy. Did you watch the movie?
I know he said that he didn’t cared, but in fact he actually cared. He was just coping that half of his plan failed. Yeah, the priority was to kill Superman but he wanted his own land too, otherwise he would have collaborated with non-Israel for free

>>212747464 (OP)
well it wasnt going to pull itself

>>212757612
It probably just made a few Trumptard to go watch the movie without expecting to get pro-Palestine propaganda

>>212752525
Only chinks because they saw Superman will stop them from repeating Tiananmen Square

>>212758738
They are all boycotting the movie because immigration comments even though movies doesn’t even say anything about immigration

>>212747464 (OP)
based mythbusters guy
i didn't know he made movies

>>212758037
Because nobody gives a shit about comics anymore besides absolutely fagged out nerds

>>212758420
who asked

>>212752566
Is he vegan? He's so skinny. Unlike Snyder who's a gigachad lifter

>>212747464 (OP)
in ten years, jewperman will be in the public domain
I will make the best jewperman movie with AI

The ghost of Brightburn haunts this movie.

Brightburn, in case you missed it, was an “evil Superboy” movie from 2019 written by one of James Gunn’s brothers and produced by Gunn himself. Its premise: given infinite power, man will always choose evil. We’re asked to accept—without evidence—that “power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”

This tired adage fallacy is either an unfalsifiable hypothesis at best or glorified folk wisdom at worst, but it’s generally treated as an ironclad law of the human race which is bullshit.

That mindset—cynical, reductionist—has been poisoning Superman stories for years now. Yes, a villain with Superman’s powers could potentially be a compelling threat. But that’s not what we’re dealing with here. What we keep getting instead is Superman himself corrupted by power.

Based on that — and other reasons I won’t get into — I had serious reservations when James Gunn was handed the keys to the DC Universe.

And no, it didn’t meet my worst expectations. But it didn’t come close to my best hopes, either. Gunn didn’t make a Superman movie—he made a James Gunn movie. Which, if we’re being honest, is all anyone really expected of him anyway.

So yes, this is a bad Superman movie.

>>But I’ll grant this much—it’s a good Clark Kent movie.

>>212749193
Yeah? Whats his name

>>212751147
the movie set it up to be true. Retconning it later would be a cheap move and would undermine the ending where he learns to value his dumb human parents.

>>212751479
tell me more about how this is anti capitalist and so on

>>212759495
Jacob

>>212750459
Are you pretending that if you weren't the most powerful being on the planet you wouldn't forcibly impregnate as many women as you could?

>>212752566
you just know he diddled all of them

in interviews Gunn has confirmed that the message is true

>>212751147
Sorry that Kryptonians don't have the same morals as Americans in 2020.

>>212758686
You're the grown man simping for comic book stories. Not me. Your parents wish you were dead since you won't move out and that isn't me trying to hurt your feelings. You know it's true.

>>212759495
heheheheh hell yeah dude

>>212757124
it was me clark

>>212762312
Hope they both get cancer. Die slowly and in pain. If you have any siblings they get raped by a pack of niggers then get aids.

>>212751147
Wrong. This is where based gunnnn Went from anti Zionist to full on anti Jew anti Old Testament Talmud kike and their Old Testament instructions to enslave the goy.

Yeah Superman is a fucking Jew. But gun. Says he must reject his Jew cult hate monger kike ancestors and be like Midwest goyim.

Most subversive shit I’ve ever fucking seen or sneed.

Still goes over even 4chan’s head wtf Gunn did and how much he hates Jews.

It’s an immigrant story - telling Jews give up your fucking like cult and be an American like white midwestern folk or get helicoptered

All Gunn did was flop the DC universe. You shills are fools for believing in him. Superman will flop.

>>212765053
You can flop all you want jeet. This movie will get a sequel and Gunn isn’t going anywhere. Cope