Thread 212749385

Yeah this is once in a decade kino

Hot take: the third act wobble is more than made up for by the final five minutes
>So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it
Pure rarefied kinolio

>>212749385 (OP)
Sunshine? More like BOREshine!

>>212749756
OPbros, our response?

>>212749385 (OP)
WHERE'S THE FOOKIN 4K, DANNY?

>>212749385 (OP)
https://youtu.be/MGbC730C4BA
Thread theme.
WHERE'S THE FOOKIN VINYL JOHN MURPHY?

KANEDA WHAT DO YOU SEE

>>212749470
Wrong

the third act was bad and took the movie down to a 4/10.

>>212751244
Shut it bozo

>>212749385 (OP)
https://youtu.be/RKDSzXIojeU
Hi sisssss. Kiss the kids for me. Remember, It takes 8 minutes for light to reach the earth from the sun. By then you'll know we've made it.

>>212751233
https://youtu.be/778d5FkKx5Y

I don't remember much from this, I just remember that it was pretty good until the last act where it got dogshit

>>212751244
>one of the most cathartic finales ever made, including god tier music, espcecially at the time without prior frame of reference
>''my opinion is of quintam tarantula''

homo fags, all of you bandwagon whores

I just dug this out of my 2008 photobucket memes. Was Mark Strong Pinabacker?

>>212749470
>>212751244
>>212751408
>Hot take
hating the 3rd act is just about the most reddit thing you can do along with saying this

>>212751566
>hating the 3rd act is just about the most reddit thing you can do along with saying this
That's because they are indeed redditors, anon.

Chris Evans got Captain America from his performance in this

At the end of time a moment will come when just one man remains.
Then the moment will pass.
The man will be gone.
There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust.
The last man, alone with God.
Am I that man?

>>212751015
>FOOKIN 4K
lmao seriously? you don't need that much, you want that much. lossless 480p is all you really need.

How could the third act be improved? There has to be some antagonist and conflict. Aliens? They already used up equipment malfunction

It's good up until it turns into Event Horizon.

>>212751691
Really not surprising. He was brilliant. I mean, everyone was. Truly stacked. Now he's fucking a gorgeous 28yo from Borderline (2025) at 44.

>>212749385 (OP)
Ending was shit. They had to wrap it all up in a neat little bow for the retarded American audience. Should've cut to black the second the final bomb started to go off, so the question as to whether Mankind survived or not was left unanswered. Instantly makes the film far more philosophically engaging.
>>212751566
>>212751620
Third act was fucking shit. You're all retards. Wanting the film to end safely like a quaint little theme park ride is the actual reddit position here.

>>212751990
Event Horizon is fucking kino. How could that possibly be a negative on the film you abject fucking r*dditor.

>>212752271
I sincerely hope you do not consider yourself a writer in any capacity..... truly dreadful stuff you've come up with here

>>212751691
Chris evans was in sunshine? Wtf. Some other anon said dunst was too ...

>>212752394
This cunty passive aggressive tone policing snipe is the perfect reddit response.

You are a fay faggot.

>>212752271
>Instantly makes the film far more philosophically engaging
>>212751752
>At the end of time a moment will come when just one man remains.
>Then the moment will pass.
>The man will be gone.
>There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... but stardust.
>The last man, alone with God.
>Am I that man?

You have no fucking concept of why sabotage was a central plot theme. Pinbacker sabotaged Icarus 1 and Searle was well onto his way to becoming Pinbacker by following his same obsession with our star.

You.
Don't.
Get.
It.
Redditor.
Go.
Back.

>>212752271
be gone tourist

>>212752449
>yay da sun is back up dey saved da day
>yayyyy
>dis reminds me of all my Maverl superhero friends who saved da day too!!!
>yayyyyyy
Reddit misses you.

>>212752449
Based fellow pinbacker fan

>>212752482
>marvel
wrong continent you tard
>reddit
we just told you to go back, you cant uno reverse that shit with your spacing

>>212752482
>dey saved da day
They all fucking died and sacrificed their lives. What more can you want you nihilistic faggot redditor?

I guarantee you that every single anon who defends the third act and thinks they should've included that final sunrise is American.

'The Descent' shot an alternative ending to its film just to appease the American audiences. Something more pleasant and neatly wrapped up.

>>212752569
>>marvel
>wrong continent you tard
Like I give a fuck about this you actual pleddit cunt lmao.

>>212752662
>every single anon who defends the third act and thinks they should've included that final sunrise is American.
Nope. Australian. Cry harder, faggot.

>>212749385 (OP)
I liked it when it came out. But for some reason, internet nitpickers nitpicked it into oblivion.

>>212752539
Honestly I love the entire third.
Pinebacker is the cherry.
The ship with the flashes are KINO aswell.
And even the fkn Distress Beacon is iconic, like the Star Wars Bombs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-r4pPrHarw

>>212752750
I'm also Aussie and you are a midwit niggerbrain.

Cope, kvnt.

>>212752428
kek I really hit a nerve...... maybe try reading more? it might help with your writing lol

>>212752726
>he quadruples down
Arguing with pigeons/redditors and all that

>>212752776
>And even the fkn Distress Beacon is iconic, like the Star Wars Bombs.
> [SUNSHINE] Icarus One Distress Beacon :: 10 Minute Loop [9:49]
Absolutely kino. Remember when so much care and love was poured into films like this? I miss it at much.

>>212752785
Zoomer?

>>212752662
Irish masterrace reporting in
(You) are wrong faget. Go cry about the descent alternate ending to your spunky spelunky boy group

>>212752825
>getting annoyed over Marvel trivia isn't reddit at all
okay very cool

>>212752937
You lost me
I told you, I don't care for marvel.
What trivia?
What annoyance?

>>212752758
Because "mr movie man" didnt like the third act, normies and redditors have to agree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJiCIX7ZmkE

>>212752928
Lmao everyone is ganging up on (you) >>212752662, dumb fucking rozzer plebbit brain. Everyone proving they're not American. You must be seething.

>>212752928
>dey saved da day just like my Marvel superhero friends!!!!!!
>the sun went up the sun went upppp
>never mind that it totally annuls all the genuinely interesting themes about hubris that the film just explored prior
>da sun went upppp!!!!!!!!

>>212753115
>Lmao everyone is ganging up on (you)
This post is by an actual youngfag btw. They often think like women and will defer to judgement via consensus because they're all oversocialised and feminine.

I mog all you cunts who cares what you losers think.

>>212753122
who are you quoting sperg?

>>212753272
(You), faget

>>212753222
(You) still can't write for shit kek, dont quit your day job anon

>>212753222
I'm a 41yo Australian, you dumb fucking retard. I saw Sunshine in the cinema. I bought it on bluray and it was the first movie I ever watched on my parents 50" pioneer kuro plasma TV in 2008.

>>212753301
I didn't say that

>>212751244
The most reddit opinion

>>212751530
yeah that's him

>>212753312
>(You) still can't write for shit kek
I bet your shit talking is just as meek irl. Little awkward meek boy.

Kirsten Dunst was kino in this.

>>212749385 (OP)
>chris evans is cold and pragmatic because he works in cryogenics
>the botanist is warm and sensitive because she works in botanical

hrm

>>212753378
lol you are seeeething....... surely I'm not the first person in your life to point this out to you?

>>212753333
I also saw Sunshine in the cinema.
>>Lmao everyone is ganging up on (you)
You think that changes the fact that this is something a hole would post? Who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks. I'm right and they are wrong, fuck the cunts. It's actually sad that you, an Aussie, would hole post like this.

It could have cut to black with his family staring at the dim sunrise, leaving it ambiguous. I wouldn't have been upset.

>include a psychologist and a gardener but only one guy who knows how to use the bomb
What was the logic behind this? What if he slipped and hit his head, or just had a heart attack or some shit?

>>212749385 (OP)
>the exact same premise as Armageddon
>Armageddon is constantly shit on while Sunshine is covered in praise

>>212753453
>comments on writing
>writes poorly himself
>has nothing else to say apart from that
>sticks to this track and says nothing else.
You're barely here. Let me know when you actually want to post something.

>>212753475
You're dumb though, so that's expected

>>212753401
forgot pic duh

>>212753479
If it was made today then Michelle Yeoh would have been the main character, so just be thankful.

>>212753589
Dunst is cute and kino but she wasn't in this.

>>212753458
Listen cunt, you're gonna have to lurk moar understand? You've been shitting up the thread with your projection for over 30 minutes now. First you got BTFO for being a shit writer. Then you got BTFO for having zoomer opinions. Now you're getting BTFO again as you desperately seek validation from others whilst trying to tell people that they're being conformist. Mate, you suck on little chodes from what I can tell. I'd tell you to stop crying and have a glass of concrete, but really what you should do is take that glass and try and shatter it on your head.

>thread ends up with one guy going full shizo
>trashing everyone about liking the movie
>pointless insults
>no arguments or anything to be had
maybe the real pinbacker was in you all along.

>>212753556
wow this shit writer comment as completely destroyed you lmao

>>212753653
>Listen cunt, you're gonna have to lurk moar understand?
I've been on this shithole site back when Digg was the main normie site, not reddit.

The third act is shit and you know you just posted like a hole to defend it. Fuck off, lady.

>>212753458
>It's actually sad that you, an Aussie, would hole post like this.
It's not, mate. I liked it a lot and appreciated that chad Professor Brian Cox was heavily involved with the movie and even came up with the concept of a q-ball. You can hate the last act but the movie at its whole is creative manifest. Something you just don't get anymore. Everyone who worked on this cared and it shows. And for that it deserves your respect, irrespective of how you feel about the final act.

>>212749385 (OP)
All of you can't seem to shut the fuck up about Kaneda's scene but will refuse to post this scene instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clG_1sqOsBs

>>212753714
>Everyone who worked on this cared and it shows. And for that it deserves your respect
This is a line from anon trying to call others reddit btw.

I love the mercury scene

>>212753709
I'm not even the anon you were talking to you pathetic oldfag wannabe. I know it's become a meme to say this as of late, but unironically grow up.

>>212753479
Redundancy doesn't serve or drive a movie plot. You have to have conflict and tribulations. If you plan everything perfectly you won't end up with a movie. Maybe a 5 minute short. Do you autistic retards not get this?

>>212753795
>wannabe
If only.
>but unironically grow up.
Sorry reddit.

>>212753222
>I mog all you cunts who cares what you losers think

Curious, because I ACTUALLY mog everybody here and you are wrong.

>1st act: man vs nature
>2nd act: man vs technology
>3rd act: man vs himself

>>212753932
Fuck off, loser.

>>212753833
You could have been here since the site's inception, and evidently from the way you articulate yourself and post, you are still a filthy newfag.

>>212753956
>3rd act: man vs lizardpeople

>>212753980
curious, you're the only loser I see here. I'm cooler than you, taller than you, richer than you, and just plain better than you.

>>212753692
>maybe the real pinbacker was in you all along.
Searle was so close. We are all Searle.

>thread devolves into 2 schizos arguing
many such cases

>>212754015
Wew this cunt is spiraling.

Are you always this mentally weak? You're a loser.

>>212753956
Kino.

>>212754069
Hey, I present that! I'm also arguing! Why can't I be a schizoid?

>>212754069
>2
From what I can tell it's one aussie dude throwing the reddit of all tantrums that people
A) don't agree with his opinions
B) don't seem to care that he's australian
C) won't acknowledge how long he's been on the board for
And he's taken up almost a third of the thread. Oh well, hopefully the next Sunshine thread actually has some discussion in it.

>>212754069
To be fair, OP was a schizo to begin with. He makes this thread all the time. No one else likes this movie and it makes him seethe.

>>212754111
He's literally me

>>212754208
>Everyone who worked on this cared and it shows. And for that it deserves your respect
> I'm cooler than you, taller than you, richer than you, and just plain better than you.
The anon disagreeing with me are all seething failed normies. They're actually losing their minds that I disagree with them about some movie.

This whole thread has seen me vindicated. It's reddit to like the third act. As if it wasn't any more obvious you're writing angry reddit ass itemised lists about my great and correct posts. Reddit.

>>212754269
>no one else likes this movie
Have you read the thread, retard? There's many of us praising it.

>>212754269
>nobody likes the movie

>>212753530
both are shit

>>212754208
i'm a bit miffed my sunshine/armageddon comparison fell flat, might eat something to cheer myself up

>>212754375
Anon, you are a narcissist who needs to stop caring about what other people think. Especially those submitting messages on a Sri Lankan lantern lighting shrine. You need to go out and start finally living your life. I didn't even reply to you and you still sought out my comment to project your apparent "vindication". You need to move on. The same way the consensus moved on from the reddit notion that Sunshine's 3rd act somehow ruins the movie. Reddit's time in the sun has been and gone. The internet isn't for you anymore. It's time to go to bed, anon.

>>212749385 (OP)
Needs a rewatch, this

>>212754032
Oh shit, Searle put on his rape goggles again!

>>212754636
>Anon, you are a narcissist who needs to stop caring about what other people think.
I literally don't care you dumb fag. There was some dork earlier in the thread who tried to say
>Lmao everyone is ganging up on (you)
And I laughed at the notion and shat on him for even caring about such a feminine thing to begin with.
>You need to go out and start finally living your life.
>You need to move on.
You're all talking like holes now. You're doing the same shit right now.

Vindicated yet again. It's reddit to like the third act.

>>212754972
Being utterly alone isn't as cool as you've made out it to be in your head ya know

They Hated Anon Because He Told The Truth (the third act is fuckin trash)

>>212755025
Wew. Got another starting to spiral.

Hope your internal monologue isn't like this. Be happy!

>>212755130
>Wew. Got another starting to spiral.
You don't need to announce it to us, anon. You can just leave and do your thing, no judgement.

>>212755188
>, no judgement.
Kek. This is a pitch perfect imitation of a passive aggressive female reddit poster.

These are the kind of gay cunts defending third act. Vindicated yet again.

>>212755268
>e-everyone is a female!!
>huh huh hole postersss!!!!
> >:((((
>I'm akshually vindoodoocated!
have sex

>>212755524
>makes weirdo bants about "being utterly alone"
>then bants about muh sexo
Zoomies are so strange. Even when talking about movies on a movie board they always bring it back to their social anxieties.

Certified fucking kino

From beginning to end

The parts with Pinbacker reminded of Event Horizon to an extent, a pretty high compliment.

>>212755727
Not any of the anons that you're raging against. But just wanted to chip in after reading this shitfest and let you know that you sound unintelligent af and definitely ruined the thread, pick a different movie do your therapy sessions with sheesh

>>212757025
>you sound unintelligent af
ayo real shyt??

Fuck off, nigger.

>>212757076
you tell em anon

>>212757105
I accept this unironic praise graciously!

>>212757126
It's clear you have no dignity, but in case you didn't know, you can just take the L in silence. You don't need to keep posting

>>212757202
>you can just take the L
ayo no kizzy??

Fuck off, nigger.

>>212749385 (OP)
>If it dies, so do we
What does this mean?

>>212751125
This fucking song. Hearing it im this film and in the grey always made me tear up.

A single scene in that movie is scarier than the past 20 or 30 "horror" movies I've binged recently

>>212755025
>Being utterly alone isn't as cool as you've made out it to be in your head ya know
I disagree and your post is probably projection also. Call it a hunch.

>>212757488
The flashes of the dead crew scared the shit out of me

>>212757615
Bingo

>>212757615
I forgot about that cool sequence
time for a rewatch? I think so

my le bomb...it le....saved people.

>>212752405
>Chris evans was in sunshine?
I genuinely forget about that by the time I get around to rewatching.
Mostly I just remember peak sadfu.

>Watch an old niche movie
>Suddenly see threads about it on /tv/ every day
What is this phenomenon called?

>>212753530
You don't know what a premise is.

>>212757844
WHAT DO YOU SEEE?!!

>>212757995
synchronicity

>>212757995
Baader-Meinhof phenomenon or the frequency illusion.
There have probably always been the same amount of threads and you just ignored them because its some gay movie called sunshine.
Then you watch it, and it has context, and you start noticing all the times it comes up.
Basically your brain is constantly editing and removing a lot of extraneous details that your conscious mind doesn't actually need to worry about.
There's a great book by robert anton wilson (prometheus rising, or cosmic trigger) where he promises that if you follow the methodology he lays out in his 7 point program he guarantees you'll make the money you spent on the book back.
Its all about perception, and how it dictates reality, and how you can program your own perception. His trick for making you your money back was consciously looking for loose change when you're walking around lo and behold, I broke even.

>>212758057
Synchronicity is meaningful coincidence. Like if you were shitposting on your birthday, and your get was your birthday, it doesn't actually mean anything special, you've had plenty of people's birthdays in your post number on their birthday and you never gave a shit because who fucking cares? But since its your birthday, and you noticed it, it feels special.
Its also more about your mind making creative connections out of random noise, and not so much reality re-ordering itself to deliver a special message to you or is it?