wtf did I just watch

kino

>>212749782 (OP)
kinography

>>212749782 (OP)
This movie is so shit I forgot I saw it in theaters 2 weeks ago

>>212749782 (OP)
Unironic kino, not even memeing

>>212751491
ironic post.

>>212749782 (OP)
You know exactly what it was

>>212749782 (OP)
Jimmykino

>>212749782 (OP)
What was with the schizo indian tiktok editing throughout the beginning?

They didn't even venture into the people on the island going back to medieval living or anything

I'm 39 and took my 20 year old nephew to see it on release and it was pure kino. Cope anti Jimmy fags.

>>212749782 (OP)
The worst sequel by the original team in cinema history

Never watched the series, I don't love the genre but is it worth it? Is it memorable enough to invest

>>212751668
the irony being you're an actual pedo, as soon as you heard about the indian infect having its big prothestic dick you dragged your nephew too it

>>212751665
Boyle's style of editing which has always been there in his films

>>212751668
Did you get weird looks?

>>212749782 (OP)
Kino

>>212749782 (OP)
Why do “people” hate this movie again?

>>212751665
The washed up director added to boot boots and all the shitty footage after he saw the first trailer.
>I'm not joking

>>212751601
scottish jimmy savile rangers.

>>212751740
>20 year old
>pedo
>>212751788
The 5 people in the theatre weren't in any position to judge anyone, one guy walked out during the Jimmy Power rangers ending though.

>>212751706
people talk about the jimmy savile power rangers way too fucking much, it was literally a tiny scene at the very end

>>212751601
That ending gave me the same vibes as the pancakes scene in the original Cabin Fever.

>>212751940
To be fair it's the only remotely memorable scene, even the wacky Ralph Fiennes doctor ended up being a massive disappointment.

>>212751714
Watch the first one.

>>212751940
nah, the mom dying and subsequent montage are the highlight for me

saville rangers is just setup for the next movie

ree

>>212752181
was meant for >>212752117

>>212751940
everything else was standard zombie plot cliches. can't believe they introduced zombie subtypes to 28 days later like it was a fucking videogame.

>>212749782 (OP)
pure kinografi, i've felt depressed ever since i watched this film
i hate modernity so much it's unreal

>>212752181
It was too predictable that she had a terminal illness, and I didn't exactly get attached to her considering half the movie she's just stuck in a bed off camera.

>>212752117
>it's a "quirky character who has lived an improbable amount of time alone in a hellish setting" episode
bonus for him getting almost killed were it not for the kid saving his ass at the last second, making his long survival make even less sense.

>>212751940
It wasn't that they existed, its that they were spraying blood everywhere whilst laughing and doing back flips in a somewhat realistic zombie movie.
One of them boots and infecteds head clean off it's shoulders and then laughs

>>212752213
>Look! A Creeper!
>Watch out! Berserkers!
>AN ALPHA IS COMING!

>>212752267
I don't think the movie cared about giving you an emotional connection to her per se. What was relevant was that she was important to the son, as well as being a good parent that was severely hindered by her condition.
One could project any Important Person Around You dying and then seeing the coping mechanism for that loss. The way it was portrayed, it was moving to me.

Was the entire circus pikeys segment directed by the chick who is gonna be doing the next movie?
Even beyond the power ranger theatrics, it looked to be shot in a completely different style from the rest of the movie

>>212752588
Eh, didn't work on me I guess. The mom seemed more like just a plot tool for the kid's character development more than anything.

>>212752487
I'm pretty sure that was the last of that scene's problems. The whole scene was straight out of a fucking Crank movie, and it happens IMMEDIATELY after the emotional climax and then the credits roll, what the fuck were they thinking?

>>212749782 (OP)
The gregnant zombie is unbelievably stupid and breaks all internal logic for a cheap shock

>>212752766
Who did it better?

>>212752656
>The mom seemed more like just a plot tool for the kid's character development more than anything.
that's literally what he just said. reading comprehension on this site is at an all time low jesus christ

>>212752656
>didn't work on me I guess.
That's fine.

>>212752809
He did it again with his Army of the Dead. I don't know why directors want to make pregnant zombies a thing.

>>212752848
He tried to aggrandize her part by pointing out that "she was a good parent who was severely hindered by her condition" as if she was anything other than a walking plot device.

>>212752590
No, anon, you keep asking saying this in every thread but she was not present during this production. It's all done by Danny Boyle.

>>212752995
She saved the kids life and provided a platform to separate him from his father due to the infidelity, the kid clearly starts as a daddys boy in the beginning

>>212753091
That's nice dear.

>>212753067
>No, anon, you keep asking saying this
I watched the movie for the first time last night and this is the first thread I've got into to discuss it you absolute schizo kek

>>212753138
Whatever you say.

>>212753123
Well it proves that she had characterisation which in turn affected other character arcs therefore dispelling your notion that she was in fact purely a plot device, but don't you worry yourself with such big thoughts..... dear

>>212753185
Lol, I say you're a faggot then.

>>212752766
Seemed like a really sloppy attempt at a "da zombies are reel peeple too!" which I've gotten sick of ever since Land of the Dead happened 20 years ago.

>>212752766
>>212752809
28 Years Later did pregnant zombies and zombie babies?
Is Danny Boyle truly going senile?

>>212753279
Gunn did it 20 years ago

>>212753279
The Boyle baby wasn't a zombie (unless the sequel does something with the baby), but yes it was birthed by a pregnant zombie who was then killed. It even had a zombie father getting angry over the dead pregnant zombie.

Where's the "retcons" anon? We only need him until the thread goes full retarded

>>212753363

>>212753363
>It even had a zombie father getting angry
They get angry about everything anon, it's not remarkable

>>212753977
did...did you watch the movie or not?

>>212753363
>be Samson
>run wild in the lovely english countryside while your massive cock flops around
>tfw your woman is about to give birth
>head on over to the train where she's at
>some swedish twink shoots her dead moments before you get there
>tear his head clean off
>random kid steals your newborn daughter
i would be angry too

>>212751940
k
>pregnant zombie was stupid
>Pregnant zombie grabs hands to help give birth too.
>Stupid mother gives her self up to psycho to burn and skin her so son can place her skull with 1000s of other skulls.
>kissed moms skull who just alive 2 hours ago.
>The entire world just left England and did nothing to help
>rest of world was fine continued culturally and technologically fine.

I'm a huge fan of Boyle and Garland, seen everything they've made,
This was fucking stupid and so are the people who like it.

>>212754148
Actually he killed the swede before he even knew his wife was dead, cause you know, that's what zombies do.

Zoomers itt just proving they didn't watch the first movies
They aren't zombies you absolute spergs
How many times do they need to say the words
>RAGE VIRUS
For you raterds to understand?

the vision was always there, you just couldn't see it

>>212754377
>UMMMMM *pushes up glasses* ACHKSHUALLY *snorts* THEY'RE "BERSERKERS" *deep mouth breath*
everyone fucking knows, dipshit. one of the movie characters even calls them zombies because that's what they basically are regardless if they don't fit the exact definition, you pedantic retard.

>>212754377
so?

>>212751714
The first 2 were kino. The sequel is almost as good as the original.

did they ever explain why the infected don't kill each other if it's literally just a virus that makes you feral?

>>212754480
>>212754487
They aren't dead, don't need human flesh/brains to survive, and have no problem procreating then. Glad we cleared that up you liquid brain motherfuckers.

>>212751755
I don't remember that from 28 days later. It wasn't like that at all.

>>212754980
see
>>212754480

>>212755016
see
>>212754980

>>212753363
I hated the fact that the kid didn't bring up the fact to the doctor his mom was able to calm the pregnant "zombie" down thus showing that there's still a human side too them.

This flick felt rushed as fuck. It was probably "written" a month before filming.

>>212755063
It's like you didn't even read the post you're replying to because it addresses everything you said, dumbfuck.

>>212755102
the post said
>see
and it didn't address a single fucking point you window licker

one thing of numerous that was lame is that the mom just had cancer.

i thought it was alluding to the fact that maybe everyone has the virus now, like it became airborne or some shit over the many years. And some people react differently, like showing signs of infected rage now and then like she did and even like the Aaron Taylor Johnson character did. Some might eventually turn others wouldn't but everyone's infected.

Nope, cancer lol. Don't tell me, boyls mom died of it or something

>>212752117
>only remotely memorable scene
That's the alpha chasing the dad and kid back to the settlement across the sea with the starry sky background

>>212755150
I'm obviously talking about >>212754480, shit for brains. Your spergy ass can't handle people calling them zombies for convenience and think that means that people didn't watch the other movies.

>big penis indian alpha in UK
subtle..

>>212754986
It's in Sunshine, 127 Hours Trainspotting 2 and a bunch of other

>>212755195
Meh.

>>212755241
Not as indian and messy as it was in this one u flamboyant fat ass

wtf was with the bacon at the beginning??

I was convinced that Kickass was gonna feed his child infected meat to see if he was immune or not, then the child was gonna fuck everything up by being immune but unknowingly giving some of the meat to his sick mum

would have been a far more kino storyline imo watching the isle of manx hunter gatherer fuckers have to mass exodus and survive as a community

>>212754377
I assume you got angry at this movie considering it has a character literally calling them zombies then.

>>212755263
Getting pissy this fast?

>>212755224
No retard. My point was that the people complaining about zombie babies are missing the glaring fucking obvious fact that they are NOT zombies. I know that this is incomprehensibly difficult for your teensy brain to even become aware of, because yes, you are in fact retarded. Nobody said anything about your left4dead varieties because that wasn't the point being made. Do you get it now? Or did I use too many big words?

>>212755377
>people complaining about zombie babies are missing the glaring fucking obvious fact that they are NOT zombies
Who complained about the fact that they were zombies?

Something about this movie makes people on these threads get even more insufferable than usual.

>>212755396
unironically lurk moar
or at a bare fucking minimum read the thread you're in

>>212755428
Not a single post mentions how "zombie anatomy shouldn't be able to get pregnant" like the guy is implying, my dude. Looks like you can't read.

Just from a quick glance you have these:
>>212752766
>>212753279
>>212753363
>>212754309
I'd accept your concession typically, but in this case it'll have to be your resignation anon. Please fuck off and never return.

>>212755616
see
>>212755522

You've already been BTFO hard and lost your (You) privileges. Seriously, it's time for you to leave now.

>>212755686
Still waiting for your rebuttal to >>212755522. Looks like your poor reading comprehension got exposed.

>>212755724
see
>>212755616

>>212755748
That was already addressed here >>212755522, please stop proving your poor reading comprehension again and again.

>>212755802
You keep saying this as if it's a gotcha, but you're wrong lmao, and autistically repeating yourself will never change that FACT!!
Look here >>212752766 says
>The gregnant zombie is unbelievably stupid and breaks all internal logic for a cheap shock
Let's do a quick reading comprehension quiz for you anon! What did 212752766 mean by this comment? Follow up question, what did (You) mean by when you said in >>212755522
>Not a single post mentions
When in fact, posts prior to yours mentioned exactly the thing you were denying?
Here's a hint to help you workout the problem: You're retarded

>>212755987
Where does that post say that zombie anatomy means that they shouldn't be able to get pregnant?

>>212755522
embarrassing post

>>212756022
What do you think they meant by breaks all internal logic? Uh oh, looks like your poor reading comprehension got exposed.

>>212756065
Funny how this started with you accusing others of not having watched the previous movies, when in reality the only one who doesn't remember them is you. My dude, the issue is that these zomb-, sorry, "infected" in the previous movies were just humans turned into murderous machines who are so mindless that they will literally starve to death, so it came out of nowhere that they suddenly got romantic with each other in this movie and started eating meat, conveniently fixing all their issues. People wondered for ages how the zombies would have still existed all this time, and Boyle's answer is "they mutated idk lol", which is pretty unsatisfying.

>>212755293
The original says it's an infection of rage according to the scientist or some shit when they release the monkeys in the beginning. I mean they're not dead. 28 Years Later? How did they survive that long seriously. If they were already dead they would continue to rot and be eaten by smaller organisms. Maybe fighting off animals and vultures. The whole thing is ridiculous.
>Here comes that crafty little fox again
Ridiculous

>>212756262
First of all, this could have been your initial response instead of trying your best to sound like a pompous cunt. Secondly, as you've already pointed out it seems, there were answers provided in this movie as to how the zombies survived which negate the criticisms that they shouldn't be able to get pregnant. Which, MY DUDE, brings us full circle to the fact that you are a drooling fucking retard. But hey, at least I've helped you sharpen your comprehension skills (if even only slightly) considering you seem to be outwardly insecure about that.