Thread 212752253

Even the normies are laughing at Sam's embarassing behavior

>>212752253 (OP)
>Harlan Ellison
Lmao

>>212752253 (OP)
>harlan ellison
the sci fi writer?

>>212752253 (OP)
how do you attack a dead man?

>>212752253 (OP)
i'm glad you admit you're a normie that didn't get the bit

>>212752253 (OP)
I have no fishtank and I must seethe

>>212752341
>bit
here comes the MDEcel damage control. quick, say "this boomer's podcast sucks anyway!"

>>212752253 (OP)
lel they were on Harland's side until they realized hes a Trump fan

>Harlan Ellison
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

>>212752523
>Sam, pounding on the door of a yellow journalism prison

>>212752467
>okay seeing sam kick his ass is a lot funnier now
keeeeeeeeeeeeeek redditors

I would've paid to see Sam Hyde attack Harlan Ellison while he was alive, I hate that litigious kike.

god almighty sam is such a fag along with his faggy ass "followers"
he was never anything close to a comedian and was famous solely for "le trolling" which nobody in the real world thinks is cool or funny
but i'll enjoy watching him and his fags fade into irrelevancy like they deserve

>>212752636
Sam would have to drag back six inches of bloody stump

>>212752383
lol you're mad about a fake fight on an internet talk show

>>212753226
Your mad Sam is a faggot like you

Harland should file a charge of destruction of property against him desu.

>>212753376
whoa bro, relax with that edge

>>212752467
Harland is the closest thing we have to norm at this point.

>>212752253 (OP)
I'm so glad Sam is finally finished. All his simping incels on here should look into a dose of shotgun mouthwash. Just an all-around fail.

>Harlan Ellison
Would've been funny. He did actually have it out for Pignose and Baldie, though.

>>212752253 (OP)
It's about damn time someone took Ellison down a peg.

>>212754322
>penny arcade

>>212752253 (OP)
pathetic

Sam's death makes me laugh hard

>pathetic incel influencer Sam Hyde

Well they've certainly got his number.

>>212752253 (OP)
>Incel Influencer

kek let that sink in.

>>212754322
>a superannuated teen-age golem with a slack jaw, a slow manner, a typical pointless surliness at a world unable or unwilling to accept him as superlative and, on sum, a twerp easy to dismiss.
i have seen people get verbally destroyed before but THIS

why is no one talking about Sams terrible improve jokes? Its so bad.

>>212752253 (OP)
He's the pied piper of incels

I’ve seen a greater than insignificant number of anons post that the priest joke was disgusting and unfunny, and a good reason for sam to sperg out. It’s incredible how easy it is to make you faggots clutch your pearls by telling a literal elementary-school level edgy joke. Aren’t you all free speech warrior based chuds? Why are you so mad? Isn’t comedy legal?

>>212754322
Holy fucking shit.
Also, according to him, he sent a dead gopher to his boss once. Man was a legend.

Harlan isn't even that great of a comedian and he made Sam look amateur

>>212755072
Cry harder Sam

>>212755072
what're you crying about?

>>212754803
>>212754322
Harlan was a massive shithead, that was half the appeal. I'm a little surprised pig would get upset about it, rather than enjoy talking to one of the greatest haters in science fiction.

There was the interview with Ellison, Isaac Asimov and Gene Wolfe where Ellison was just being a dick to everyone as they were chatting about other things, it was fun.

>>212755190
This was the interview that I learned who Gene Wolfe was, kino

>>212752253 (OP)
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1m0ph36/pathetic_failed_comedian_nazi_bully_sam_hyde/

SAMUEL HYDE AS I LIVE AND BREATH

>>212752253 (OP)
buddy all of his behavior is embarassing that's his entire gimmick

Payed Israeli shills are running a hate campaign against Sam because he’s so based and influential. None of it is organic

>>212752253 (OP)
I wouldn't mind farting in Sam's face. With a great deal of force too, so that my smelly poo juice erupted into his eyes and mouth.

>>212755461
anyone that doesnt love Sam Hyde has SHDS

>>212755461
You so clazy!

>>212755461
>Payed
Better luck next time, Pajeet

I've seen Sam on other podcasts recently and he sucks. I've left my ass off when he's done gaming streams with Chris Lynch like the fallout ones. But the podcast appearances recently are fucking terrible. I have no idea what he's trying to go for or he just can't come up with anything. Even the hodge twins one was garbage and I thought he'd be able to shine on that one. It's like he isn't even trying and it isn't working at all. He's coming across as monotone and not funny. Which is stupid because he was garnering attention and views on the Sam Hyde channel lately. This podcast appearance saga will finish him off the idiot.

sneed

>>212752253 (OP)
SAM NO

gee whiz, that's too bad

>>212752253 (OP)
He's balding fast.
Hate ages you terribly.

>>212752592
The amount of mental gymnastics they have to do to decide if it's okay to find something funny or not must be exhausting

>>212755681
that's why jews age like shit

>>212755681
Might have something to do with the roids and ten million cigar too

>>212752253 (OP)
>No one posted a link to a video
So OP made it up?

>>212755873
These threads are probably being made by the podcast creator for clicks. Pathetic display.

>>212752467
kek

redditors thought they've found their hero only to realize you need a right winger aware of power dynamics to even stand a chance with Sam

hence the gorilla nest bit
it's mind games. autistic idubbbz types are blind to this

dude looks like trotsky
>dude, im le wacky right wing comedian
>looks like the biggest commie in the world

>>212752341
If sam was seen at a glory hole you'd say it was a bit

>>212756048
Is that Sam's Dad?

>>212754876
Its just a bit bro, him bombing wasnt the reason he had a nervous breakdown

>>212756056
calling Sam gay isn't anything new, nufag

I think he's close to getting on Rogan. Shane is DEFINITELY going to make the call for him now.

>>212755461
>based
he runs a satanic reality tv show that leeches off mentally ill people

>>212756085
i dunno but he looks retarded if he's doing that on purpose

>>212752253 (OP)
Who let the Sam-worshipping incels out?

Oh man, they're gonna be pooing all over the board now. Who's going to clean all this shit up?

>>212756126
bro youre doing it already, just calm down he wasnt at a glory hole dont worry

This was his best bit in a while. And he really gets into his bits. Next bit is going to go insane with it, and I'm usually very picky with bits. If you don't think this was a bit, you obviously don't know Sam, he's a notorious bit guy.

>>212756158
I would love to see Rogan intellectually and comedically demolish Sam

>>212752253 (OP)
what does "incel" mean in this context
I think it's a matter of public record that Sam has in fact had sexual relations with female human beings

>>212756186
the check for the mumbai call center didn't bounce.

>>212756048
Not enough people, right or left appreciate Trotsky's life. He was
>did the not real communism before anyone else
>made the already failing russian army somehow do even worse
>made both bolsheviks and tsarists look worse for not killing him
>spent so long engaged in petty debates about communism and marxism and engels and socialism and proletariat even lenin got bored at one point
>so wrapped up in hypotheticals and boring other people he got easily outmaneuevered by a georgian nobody
>still so annoying in exile stalin killed him just to shut him up, not because he was any sort of credible threat, but because he was immensely annoying

>>212756205
k, Sam was at a gloryhole and you fell for the bit

>>212756220
did you just start watching him a day ago or something?

ive watched sam for years and this "bit" fucking sucked, his appearances on other podcasts recently have been terrible aswell without doing "bits"

>>212754803
Ellison was genuinely bitter the Penny Arcade guys only had a vague idea of who he was and that they actually talked back to him instead of just taking it like he was used to. Ellison also treated everyone like that unless they were massive kiss-asses. Penny Arcade just laughed his insults off and helped circulate stories of Ellison being an asshole

>>212752253 (OP)
has this board ever made it through a whole day without some tranny crying about Sam Hyde?

>>212756271
under communism, lives are expendable, so why should i care about trotsky life?

Sam = John Lennon (sensitive artsy fag with mommy/daddy issues who is also sometimes really clever)
Nick = Paul McCartney (the most naturally talented & charismatic one)
Charls = George Harrison (the dark horse of the crew who is occasionally a secret genius)
Erick = Ringo Starr (riding the coattails of his buddies but is actually underrated and adds a lot of depth)
Ruse = George Martin (the secret sauce that brings it all together and arguably the true mastermind behind everything)

>>212756230
Rogan would 100% big time Sam like he's done with smaller creators/film makers

Next episode of pgl
>Sam: the Harland episode was mad funny
>nick: yeah dude…
>Sam: we got a lot of hate, I think it’s the new fans that aren’t really tapped in with the old stuff
>nick: totally you’re always gonna get guys like that. It’s like when I was at the dealership, we used to call my boss mister shit pussy all the fuckin time dude. It was so fuckin funny. Guys like that, real Rhode Island shit head drunks, those guys are the best man THE BEST”
>Sam: *looks at his phone

>>212756315
the irony

>>212755511
is this post supposed to make you seem cool?

>>212756048
Trotsky did not have a BALD SPOT

>>212752253 (OP)
are people here getting confused between Harland Williams and Harlan Ellison or did Sam insult the latter while visiting the podcast of the former?
You know the worst part of Sam threads? The immediately devolve into bickering over niche nanocelebs
>yeah I saw sam on the nick podcast and he said he'd fight tim, and then harlan called him a fag
who the fuck are any of these people?

>>212756298
You obviously don't understand Sam and his humor, not like a real fan does. He's under 400 layers of irony and we understand he loves fishing for bits. He's a natural born troll, and a master at leaning into anything for the bit. You think he actually got mad? Lol. It's all for the bit. He's being ironic. He was ironically mad and any true Sam Hyde fan can immediately tell it's a great bit

>>212754322
Ellison was great. "Harlan Ellison's Watching" is basically just a couple hours of him kvetching and it's still fascinating because he's just so amusingly articulate and insightful.

>>212755190
Ellison fascinates me so much. Not his writing, just his personality. He was like an overly verbose Yosemite Sam. A pretentious manlet who went out of his way to insult everyone around him and everyone else in the field of fantasy and sci-fi writing simply because he couldn't accept that not everyone had the same opinion or style as him.

>>212756315
kek I wonder if it's a rotating cast or for some reason the miserable people of this world are compelled to make a pilgrimage to this shit hole and tell us all how sam existing makes them writhe around on the floor in agony

>>212756544
Not surprising that he and Sam would clash

>>212756432
realistically whats going to happen is that Sam is going to really, really insist on the fact that its a bit and they were all in on the bit and everyone gets along and are best friends off camera. He's gonna ignore the fact that his chimp out was cringe and that he said nothing funny and was incapable of riffing. It's gonna be all about how people are stupid for not realizing that it was a bit

>>212752253 (OP)
Attacking Harlan Ellison would be beyond based

>>212752253 (OP)
i watched the first ~7 minutes interview of this and literally couldn't understand what was going on. i don't get this brand of comedy/skitwork at all.

>>212756582
He might also claim that Harland was trying to punk him like a snake, and he got the better of him. So now Harland is jealous of Sam and is conspiring against him.

>>212752312
Does he know about Marky, the 16yo Sam groomed and sodomized when he was 29?

>>212756158
after trashing someones studio because he couldnt handle the bantz? lol no. rogan already knows who sam hyde is, and he knows he has a bad reputation from how he got kicked out of adult swim

>>212756315
I just shake my head in amazement
I never even think of the guy but I come here and they go out of their way to discuss him and weep like castaway cripples

https://youtu.be/5eEhYTieyTc?t=63
Sam Hyde having a Mr Garrison tier meltdown

>>212756608
the podcast is literally asking random questions, sam got butthurt because he wasnt being taken seriously and decided to trash the studio as a "joke".

>>212752467
You have got to be kidding me

>>212756369
Me = Mark David Chapman
Me = Michael Abram
Me = Yoko Ono

>>212752253 (OP)
btw, here's the clip

>>212752253 (OP)
literally who? wasnt that faggot relevant like 10 years ago? at the same time of filthy frank and shit? arent you supposed to get married and have kids and get a real job at like when you are 40 ?

>>212756656
maybe ill give it another shot and skip to the melt down, but the conversation honestly felt like an AI spitting out random words for the portion that i saw at the beginning. something about cajun jews and the one guy's back hurting.

obvious work, you guys are autistic

Yeah, if he can't handle a 62 year old... Hasan wins, easily

>Sam Hyde
>incel
The physiognomy and overall phenotype of Sam Hyde is incapable of being an incel. The first man on Earth resembled Sam, and the last man on Earth will too. No matter what depths of primitive ugliness such specimens of manhood descend to, the sheer animal vitality combined with their brutish kind of charisma guarantees this phenotypic expression will, somehow, inexplicably, stumble into opportunities to reproduce and take advantage of them.

>>212754876
>Sam: the uh town of cunnilingus has uh...heh...uh...n-nah...
>Harland: Sam!
jesus christ

>>212756781
id recommend watching/listening to it all in at least x1.25 speed, the entire interaction is extremely awkward because sam feels ridiculed and he has control issues. the cope itt and elsewhere is insane lol

>>212756831
Yeah, Sam has never been an incel. There's evidence of him having lots of girlfriends since he was a teenager. He's just an angry guy.

>>212756331
Cause it's a funny story, he more than many(if not all) of the victims of it deserved to reap what he sowed

>>212756857
i watched the table flip and now i'm even more confused. idk maybe i'm just too old and this isn't for me. i can't properly emphasize enough how much i don't understand what's going on. i think it's supposed to be jokes but nobody is laughing. they're just saying words and sitting in awkward silence.

>>212756648
It was a bit ffs how many times do I need to tell you retards that. You actally come across being the retard not knowing it when everyone else does and I'm lauhing at you

>>212756985
Its a fucking bit bro, he did it as a joke YOU just dont get it because youre a retard

>>212757024
okay.

>>212756582
yes, Harland and his producers have already dropped the bit and are promoting Extreme Peace on their socials. Sam has already dropped the bit and said he'd love to come back. all the other MDE guys are promoting it like a regular podcast appearance. BUT, YOU. YOU, ANON, YOU GET IT. YOU REALLY GET IT. ALL OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED GOT IT WRONG. THIS IS REALLY, TRULY, FOR REAL THIS TIME, LE EPIC OWN AGAINST CHUDCEL KINGPIN, SAM "MARKY ABUSER" HYDE. YES! YOU FINALLY GOT HIM. THIS IS IT. HE'S FINALLY DONE. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

>>212756838
It was part of his bit

>>212756608
It went over your head because youre a retard, sam was out trolling him and made him like a total bitch on his own podcast

>>212756985
yeah because this isnt the first time sam made all his crew/friends look like unstable retards by association, he got them all kicked off of comedy cable TV years ago. literally ended his own and their carreers, TV is big money. this is the rerun of that because he has poor self control

>>212756582
>next pgl
Soooo some of our fans didnt realise it was a bit, did you know that? Apparently harlands fans have been going around trashing us for saying heil hitler and fuck the jews.

>>212757188
getting fired from adult swim and blacklisted from network and cable television was a bit

>>212757120
can you explain it for someone that isn't privy to your eceleb lore? i don't care who either of these people are. i don't think either one was being particularly funny or engaging to watch. i gave up out of boredom way before the table flip. i don't get the entire brand of comedy - it's like imrpov but without jokes. just improv words. no running bit, no callbacks, just random words.

saying heil hitler at the end is truly his get out of jail free card, how can you hate this guy hes BASED

Sam just did a soft dominance display he didn't hurt Harlan but he showed him he could.

>>212757074
This is Nick acting stressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhiGNo6yCtw
This is Nick acting nervouse
https://youtu.be/mdaHARcB_Ck?t=231
This is Nick in genuine Shock holding in a panic attack. This is him thinking Ooo shit, back to selling cars.
https://youtu.be/rxiGI9TG2FU?t=1765

>>212757070
Well, obviously, Harland is seeing the numbers the podcast is putting up so even if it wasn't a bit, it sure as hell is a bit NOW, and everything is good because the ad revenue is flowing.

>>212757265
he looked like he was going to pass out

It was pretty funny seeing Sam’s own bit get thrown back into his face. Especially by some random no name boomer lol. Eceleb orbiters on suicide watch.

>>212757295
whatever I dont watch nick anyway, hes not funny

>>212757332
i think the social media posts happened right as the episode dropped, so before any numbers could've been considered

>>212757378
what social media posts?

>>212754322
Oh you know that one fucking hurt.

>>212755072
christcucks putting on a show of faux masculinity, as if their priests arent actually all pedos along with rabbis & politicians etc

>>212755461
remember when he sold his fans millions of dollars in crypto that instantly rugpulled and they just let it happen because they're so cucked

>>212755701
>The amount of mental gymnastics they have to do to decide if it's okay to find something funny or not must be exhausting
To be fair it's not like you faggots are any different

>>212757399
Harland's producer (that acted mad in the podcast when Sam flipped the table)
www.instagram.com/p/DMIZJEixdnN/
Harland himself with Sam commenting
www.instagram.com/p/DMIG0MyRCY9/

>>212755720
Yeah he just said Sam Hyde is aging terribly

>>212757441
Who cares, his fans deserve it, they get wallet raped then get angry because you bring up that he raped a kid.

>>212757470
k, jew

>>212757468
Those posts went up 5-6 hours after the pod premiered

>>212756622
Nothing wrong with that

>>212755072
>muh priests
>here’s a /pol/ infographic about rabbis in Jew York
dumbass Christcuck

>>212756582
Chudcels are coping at rates never before seen. Trump sucking off Epstein is 500D chess that's gonna pan in sometime in the next 30 years (just trust the plan bro) and now Sam chimping out like a retard is also just a bit and everyone who disagrees is a jewish tranny shill or something. I don't know if I've ever seen right-wing stock plummet in freefall like this in my life.

>>212757378
>>212757070
>>212757468
>It was a bit
Nah, Harland is just a veteran of showbiz and thrived in it for years, he knows how to be professional. And he's a good guy, he's not going to try and let one bad podcast destroy someone's career, that's not really his thing. It was quite obviously not a bit, but the damage control of saying it was is to be expected if they are to survive. I don't want Nick going back to selling cars or rugs at the rug store so I hope their damage control sticks

>it was a bit! these posts went up hours before!
why do you even care, he made a fool of himself and its funny, hes a comedian not your dad that you need to protect
the david lucas and matan podcast was funnt as fuck, not a bit hilarious as well

>>212757371
I like the real estate streams. I will say recently it seems more about saying unhinged shit and less about assessing listings with some realistic questions that people wouldn't know to ask.

The people asking for fucking life/car advice can die in a fucking fire though, god damn.

>>212755072
Fuax internet pop Christian is popular that's why

>>212752253 (OP)
I CAN FLIP THIS TABLE!

>>212757468
That was when they first met Harland you faggot. Thats why Sam has a differnt shirt on. Its before the podcast and they met eachother. Also Harland is not a guy that makes beefs online.

>>212757589
I'm joking, I do find him funny, I'm just shitposting saying its a bit for (you)s and lols

>>212757606
he got a table to the face

>>212757606
you can't make that nest.

Harland is hearting comments that contradict it being a bit.

>>212756622
This is the way it should be.

>>212757624
It's clearly after since Sam was sweating like a fucking pig he changed his shirt

>>212757606
Why are his pants undone?

>>212757606
No wonder he's hanging out with Mayhem Miller.

>>212757661
That's just an extra part of the bit bro. Harland is about to go live and say Sam is the greatest comedian in history who saved the White race while he gets an in-studio swastika tattoo

>>212757682
he was like it will be so funny if my pants are undone after i flip this table

>>212756772
Don't you have Palestinian children to murder in their beds?

>>212757661
That's a part of the bit chud

>>212757652
What a total fuckup lmao, imagine erick got crushed under the table. He took the table, nicks meaty hand and then a gold watch to the side of the face.

Yeah the producer of the show is just ironically and sarcastically posting a picture of them all together after the show and shouting out MDE.TV

>>212757706
Why even come here if you think everyone that disagrees with you is IDF?

>>212757661
Yeah its not a bit I was shitposting, you were actually a part of my bit

The funniest part of people saying it was a bit is that they're unfamiliar with Harland Williams's comedy style. Harland is a professional who specializes at improv, it's literally his main thing and he honed it at a time before plants were used for crowd work. Doing anything pre-planned to the extent that people are implying is something he would never do, it's all so absurd to even imply lmao

>>212752253 (OP)
Sam destroyed that boomer and literally destroyed his set lmao. Cope tranny. Gorilla nest nigga heil hitler

>>212755072
the joke was that he was raped by priests while he was riding around on rollerblades, possibly as an adult
It's a funny image that would have been less funny if school teachers did it

>>212757624
posted after the episode was recorded, you fucking dipshit. they're on good terms. what you think they genuinely had a real fight and then made up immediately after? or do you think the comedians on the comedy podcast did a comedy bit? hmm, this ones really tough for smooth brain, but i'll give you a minute to consider

>>212756622
Legal in like 32 united states and over 80% of the world. Just say you're mad you can't get laid

here is a funny picture i made :) lol

>>212756315
>spams Fishtank shit all day
>why are you chuds so obsessed
Horseshoe theory.

>>212757726
They took that picture before the podcast when they first arrived at the podcast. Also theres no need for them to be like "Sam Ruined The Show". They now it was going to get 1M views and be the top video while doing it so they did allowed it.
When he did HH he ruined his friends. Fucking idiot.

>>212757760
I mean it was a bit, but no one was in on it except sam and he only decided to do it after he had a social anxiety attack

>>212757772
The superfan is agitated.

>>212757776
>my name is SAM HYDE THE EPIC WHITE RACE SAVIOR and i LOVE RAPING CHILDREN IN THE ASS
Do chudcels really?

>>212752467
trannies are so fucking stupid

>>212757821
>16
>child

>>212757821
>RAPING
She consented
>CHILDREN
Being able to get pregnant doesn't make you a child anymore. Learn biology.

>>212757772
he doesnt do bits, he does improv, do you expect him to kick sam out and call the police for knocking his table over

>light blue shirt
>light brown pants
sam was actually trying here, I think he wanted an opportunity to at least come off as neutral - just so so some guy. Unfortunately, he got himself to act like this and now he's just probably going to avoid more podcasts but will likely quadruple-down on the outburst behavior to make it a part of his 'shctick'.

>>212757786
lol bro this is the most insane cope. they're obviously all cool with each other. you fell for the bit. get over it

>>212757810
Actually you're absolutely right lol

>>212757851
How can children consent, nasty motherfucker

>>212757776

>fucking women with underdeveloped brains is a brag now

literally off yourself. stop living vicariously through your edaddy as well.

>>212757490
>fans
Lol he hates his "fans"
https://youtu.be/0srrl5pedyg?t=447

>>212757814
you fell for the bit

your honor it was a bit, you fell for it retard

>>212757851
>>212757846

literally the same people who do nothing but call trannies groomers all day

>>212757908
lmao

how does sam hyde make people seethe so much

>>212757908
the bit is where you give same hyde $15 a month so he can buy a new supercar

Gorilla Nest

>>212757851
>Sam Hyde fans think that sticking your dick in a 12 year old's asshole if they've had their period is saving the White race

>>212757860
what does that have to do with dropping the bit on social media and clearly demonstrating that they're all cool with each other? i get it, you wanna see that drama, but i genuinely don't think there's any real to be had here

>>212757939
jewish hands typed this

>>212757939
Unless these are shitposters, I must be the only sam hyde fan thats not a pedophile, if sam fucked a 12 year old they'd still defend it

it was literally rape

>>212757888
Because they're not children. Look deep into your ancestry and you'll see all your ancestors are statutory rapist. So kill yourself for having pedo blood, pedo.

>>212757944
Bro it was a fucking bit, they're friends irl, harland wouldnt have posted the video otherwise

>>212757939
>>212757980
>have to move the goalposts to 12 to win a fake argument
The Libtard special

>>212757974

shut up beaner

>>212752636
babylon 5 was kino thoughever

>>212758020
You're an edgy faggot that wants to fuck kids welcome to the rainbow crew

>>212758020
You literally said any female who has had her period is who you want to fuck. And Sam doesn't want to reproduce (unless it's with a gook), he wants White underage ANE. He wants underage woman's BUTTHOLE. And then he photographed it all and kept sending Marky pictures of it until her boyfriend at the time got mad and leaked one with the nudity cropped out. And now Hydeberg has been spiraling ever since.

>>212757760
>raped
>barry manilow
>wacky non sequitar
This is barry manilow, btw. He brings him up in basically every conversation I've ever seen with him.