Thread 212752915

>>212752915 (OP)
he's right though, you faggot

>>212752915 (OP)
>my face when a goofy comedian tells me to go build a gorillas nest

>>212752915 (OP)
Even if he was annoyed with the joke the amount that you're reading into his reaction is fucken absurd.

>>212752915 (OP)

But that's just a matter of public record. I don't even know why you think this is funny.

>>212752915 (OP)
Based Sammy Gunz making Jews mad and gayer.

>>212752915 (OP)
That Samjak looks more like Hasan

>>212753623

>riffing = serious debate

literal autism

>>212752915 (OP)
>wahhhh priests haven't been involved in scandals in years and now there's other more appropriate targets to criticize but i won't because it's not politically correct and i'm gayyyy

>>212752915 (OP)
What about per capita?

>>212753623
>>212753654
>>212753717
>>212753915
>>212753948
holy shit, pure incel meltdown

>>212752915 (OP)

why would a Jew be saying that?

>>212752915 (OP)
This is why Nick didn't have him on Cumtown he gets to serious about politics to joke around and ironically comes off as a moralizing scold

>>212753948
the curreent pop covered for a gay child rapist priest in chicago. why defend an abrahamic boy rape cult? were you raped?

Half of this website is just Israelis and it shows.
God bless the sharty for confirming it.

>>212753949
per capita, 100% of Sam Hyde's have raped minors

>>212752915 (OP)
christsisters seething

>>212753988
Your cherry may have been popped by a rabbi but you hadn't a choice in it so your rape doesn't absolve you from inceldom either

>>212754009
were you raped by your teacher or by your rabbi?

>>212753623
Priests are just diet Rabbis though lest you forget. Raping kids is the fundamental rite of all Semitic faiths

Sam bros, are we losing?

Calumniating the Church Jesus established with St Peter is the work of devils.

>>212752915 (OP)
>mfw i have to grift around FUCKING NERD

>>212754308
>defending homosexual boy rapists because someone made a joke about your favorite flavor of them
weird

>>212752915 (OP)
skibidi chungus

>>212754745
>crashing out because you can't deflect from your people's scandal and perversion any more with "b-but muh catholic priests are worse"
no one's buying your shit, jew

>>212752915 (OP)
It's the kneejerk reaction with annoyed undertones that made it cringe. Why not try to play it off as a bit like
>But then the van drove off when they saw a truck filled with public school teachers, right? And then rabbis crawled out of the underground tunnels and raped the teachers.
Not exactly funny but it's better than sounding butthurt.

>>212752915 (OP)
nu MDEfags are insufferable.

It must give/pol/ an aneurysm that anti-zionism is literally a mainstream "woke'' leftist stance.

>>212754650
god i love chuck. even his mental breakdowns are kino.

I feel really embarrassed to admit this, but I used to be a fan of Sam Hyde's and MDE's more generally, and this is really probably one of the best examples of how Sam's entire persona is a cover for his severe, crippling insecurity. The guy very clearly has some major issues stemming from his childhood - his very wealthy father's alcoholism is a frequent thing he mentions as a major influence on his life and outlook, he loathed his stepmother (and with the parent he was on okay terms with, he made years worth of videos of him torturing his mother for comedy content), and nearly killed one of his best friends in a car accident as a teen, to name a few things about him.
Sam deliberately makes himself look grotesque as possible. The fact he's so ugly is something he deliberately chose for himself - at one point during the Hydewars era, there was a time that he talked about how being as tall and heavy as him is something to be ashamed of, and that he would work hard to avoid drawing attention to himself as such.
It also should be noted that Sam is on gear, and so part of this is just outright roid rage.
What happened here, ultimately, is Sam ended up on a podcast with someone who is both a more successful comedian than him, and an individual who is presumably actually secure with who he is. The pressure of being on this podcast (which wasn't helped by the fact he had his entire crew with him, both upping the pressure and giving him "support" at the same time) coupled with the fact that Sam very clearly felt like he was out of his depth/comfort zone and wasn't able to riff at all made him freak out like this to try and gain control of the situation.
This is just a toddler's tantrum, at the end of the day, because Sam is an emotionally stunted toddler. When Sam gets the spotlight on him, he self-destructs - it happened with World Peace, and now it'll happen again now that he's back in the limelight.

>you so clazy!
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>212754312
You’re a faggot and you’ll never not be a faggot.

Payed Israeli shills are running a hate campaign against sam because he’s so based and influential. None of it is organic.

>>212755546
>Payed
You're brown.

>>212755433
The fucking asshole makes fun of his staff members Orangys death and puts "Research Chemical Abuser" on the intros to pgl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btTOcAW5opI

https://youtu.be/GOzVhMECLBA?t=39

>>212755583
Of course, he’s a Sam Hyde fan.

>>212753850
ive never seen them in the same room together

https://youtu.be/btTOcAW5opI?t=25
The guy is a mega fucking faggot for putting this into the intro of his PGL podcast. His freind Orangy died from Research Chemicals and its a big joke to him. In Chucks drunk stream he talks about how Sam may have lead to Orangy being depressed or somthing.

More info on onrangy
https://www.bandsiusetalike.com/biul/orangy/

Also using the james holmes logo like a fucking creep, i dont get the comedic use of it. Has he ever spoke about why he uses that symbol for world peace?

>>212755433
>This is just a toddler's tantrum

yeah no shit. as someone that's been a fan for 11 years it's amazing how people don't understand this is the crux of so much of his humor in interviews and streams. he physically dominates a space, makes sure his taste in everything is bulletproof, but then whines and autistically stamps his feet about shit that a grown man should just acknowledge and move on from. seed oils, mic stands, artificial scents, other peoples bad syntax etc. all shitty, frustrating things no doubt, but to even mention it is fucking gay let alone bring it up all the time. one of his favorite bits is bringing people down to his level and thus breaking their mask of maturity. it was truly hilarious to see an elder throw it back in his face to a degree he couldn't handle lmao.

>>212753623
WHERE THE JOKES NIGGA? I WAS TOLD THIS WAS A COMEDY PODCAST

The videos where he was talking about a bowl cut in a mirror were funny, then I never saw any more of his stuff until fish tank which is also good.

>>212755433
You copy pasted this from the r/publicfreakouts thread lol. Not shitting on you, but what's really telling is that this type of shit isn't out of place on this board anymore. Total troonjeetnoggification

>>212753623
It’s true.

>>212752915 (OP)
>trying to make it about priests when it was about his ego getting damaged
hes gone on destinys show, the literal faggot atheist basedcuck, and had a normal conversation with him

>>212755949
IT'S A COMEDY SHOW FAGGOT NOT FUCKING DATELINE NBC

>>212755611
And you're IDF.
Go back to murdering kids, mutilated freak.

>>212752915 (OP)
when he mentioned this on a stream one time he seemed really invested in saying it. Was he touched up by one in the private school his shekel hoarding father put him in as a kid?

I think it was a tinder stream he says what you said or similar. He like seemed super triggered by it lol

>>212755986
yeah, which is why everyone groaned at Harland's hack joke about priests, which has been done a million times. they then offered more comedically fertile topics, which you're now crashing out over. hth

>>212755990
Hyde is the jew

>>212756103
One of the good ones.

>>212756181
its crazy the sam hyde shills saying harland is a jew and sam isnt, I dont even give a fuck his mom is jewish hes still funny to me

>>212754009
Everybody is raped. The world runs on rape.

>>212754312
Because nobody ever heard of a Buddhist monk doing anything shady at all ever. Especially not rape and pedophilia.

>>212753623
fpbp

I'm watching this now and Sam is getting raped from the moment he's on camera

It's like this big retard forgot he's supposed to be funny

Sam = John Lennon (sensitive artsy fag with mommy/daddy issues who is also sometimes really clever)
Nick = Paul McCartney (the most naturally talented & charismatic one)
Charls = George Harrison (the dark horse of the crew who is occasionally a secret genius)
Erick = Ringo Starr (riding the coattails of his buddies but is actually underrated and adds a lot of depth)
Ruse = George Martin (the secret sauce that brings it all together and arguably the true mastermind behind everything)

>>212755773
mentioning jews to jew lovers is funny

>mascot of the online right wing
>is 40, unmarried with no kids

very "based and trad" of you, sam

>>212756653
He has an Asian baby mama that he keeps secret

>>212753948
>I am out of the loop so it's not happening
>Ignoring the massive numbers of churches consolidating or outright closing
>Dioceses going bankrupt in major metropolitan areas
Yea what a nothingburger

>>212755445
Right, Moishe, I'm the faggot, not the Jews and Jew worshippers that fuck boys

>>212756515
Yes, that's exactly what I said, mutt.
Was the teacher too busy raping you for you to learn basic reading comprehension skills ?

>>212756978
Why specify semitic then?

>>212755592
>The fucking asshole makes fun of his staff members Orangys death and puts "Research Chemical Abuser" on the intros to pgl.
shut the fuck up pillhead

>>212753949
everyone conveniently forgets what per capita means when it suits their argument lol