Thread 212752963

Career Over Edition

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>>212752963 (OP)
MARKY THOMPSON

>>212752963 (OP)
Fake thread, go here, this one was first
>>212752715
>>212752715
>>212752715
>>212752715
>>212752715

lets not let that happen again

>>212753062
no thanks

What is the likelihood that Jet and the wiggers can ever recover? Is fishtank really over for good?

>>212753062
kill yourself

>>212753041
You had one job

>>212753062
I dont mind Betty posting but names and tripcodes still irk me...

Now I gotta deal with this heart-throbbing pain again
The pain feel like it never go away
Girl, never say you can't forgive me for my mistakes
You do things to make me ache, but I love you so much, I'll wait
For however long it takes

>>212753066
she'd be great if she wasnt a gypsy

is ruining your second chance based

lil monkey girl <3

>>212753084
i going to slit your nigger throat nigger

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TIGHT LITTLE BRAT

i miss this tight brat where is she

>>212753143
u replied to the wrong person

looking at my betty folder is bringing back memories. It might be time to go back.

>>212753137
downs

>>212753168
she quit streaming, for good.

>>212753084
nigger

>>212753153
Wrapped in plastic, somewhere out in the ocean...

>>212753078
>>212753089
Guess illpost here too, im here to stay until betty talks to me
>>212753109
unlike most unkonwn seethers, im not afraid to post who i am. im really authentic

>>212753227
post your face

If ellie wasn't a sociopath she would post a cute pic showing off her thighs

>>212753215
im not

>>212753168
She's hanging out with box cutter anon

it's 2025 and there's still weirdos orbiting b*tty and tayleigh
it's 2026 and there's still weirdos orbiting b*tty and tayleigh
it's 2027 and there's still weirdos orbiting b*tty and tayleigh
it's 2028 and there's still weirdos orbiting b*tty and tayleigh

>>212753041
Watermellie :3

la celda kino inbound

So Jet Neptune got fucked by a gay nigger named duan'yay from Season 2?

remember his name.

>>212753227
Anyone can make a tripcode
Also im not going to hassle you at your job at target

>>212753300
No, gay guys don't find Jet attractive. Only the terminally online girls do.

>>212753241
Literally a chad and betty wanted to fuck me. post your face coward

Is Jet happy now that Sam got the target off his back for a little while?

you look like you've been raped

>>212753210
Anon sad...
Anon cry...

>>212753371
Klaus moogles you TreeFaggit

>>212753273
she feels like she's my friend, I'm a very lonely person, she'll always be a part of me.

>>212753385
sorry im using this to schizopost about jet still

>>212753371
you look homeless

those pics of ellie's bush were very hot

>>212753367
But enough about Ben.

she was REALLY cool and i would enjoy seeing her again!

>>212753371
>betty wanted to fuck me
then why didnt she?

>>212753385
what's the little OFFLOAD HERE thing for?

Why does sam have so many anti-fans?

>>212753395
>>212753418
seethers being jealous because Betty has a crush on me. post your faces cowards

>>212753443
It's a bit.

>>212753424
i wonder how they got leaked

>>212753443
He's an evil shitbag

im just a sadboy loser but this guy is a legit skitzo lmao

>>212753431
I rejected her by accident. i was too afraid I would have fucked up and she wouldn't have her own space in my room

>>212753371
You look like a hippie child molester

>>212753460
those are fake keep lying about your parasocial relationship retard

>>212753460
That's cool bro
Anyways

Check out this cool Lil duende

Ellie and Angie scissoring

>>212753273
damn straight, now put a tay on

>>212753460
>the girl who was selling porn to you sort of kind of flirted with you

what a mark. You're responsible for murdering that chameleon too, faggot.

still better than kLaus shitting up the thread with his avatar/signature

>post your face bro why dont you post your face bro? I mog you
Why are ALL namefags like this?

>>212752963 (OP)
This shit was GRIM
Feel bad for Nick and Eric, they where angry and embarrassed at Sam

ellie selected for the repopulation program on mars
we only sent the best

betty is right, all of you are seethers trying to keep us away

>>212753485
Lol this fatass is always sitting

kek sam is popping up on reddit

>>212753487
>I rejected her by accident. i was too afraid I would have fucked up and she wouldn't have her own space in my room

he was going to give betty his own little space in his bedroom in his mom's house. How cute.

It's 202* and there's still weirdos talking about s1 and s2 with some TJ & Burt thrown in for some reason

Ellie and I in a different world

Harvard, Stanford, Cambridge... these are suitable schools for Ellie

>you're not thinking /ftl/
>you're too busy being a smart alleck to be thinking

You think Charls still hates Sam's guts but just hides it better?

>>212753559
major sneak at the end

We just need that canuck on /bant/ who always post nonsense blocks of texts to tripcode now

>>212753533
why did they bring six people to a podcast

Where is my ellie update?! I wannie my ellie update!

>>212753559
burt is on the site right now this doesn't even make sense

>>212753559
Not me. Im posting ellies

>>212753590
it was a bit

>>212753371
if youre not pretending to be somebody, you should kill yourself for acting like this

>>212753605
there were bush pics posted last night it was heavenly

dude really thinks the prostitute is in love with him. She be like "give me $50 harder daddy oh yes"

>>212753590
groyper nation

>>212753572
I'll bite, I'm thinking Dumbgay actually fucked Jet.

The people demand an Ellie karaoke stream upon her glorious return

https://streamable.com/jfgyqd

>>212753582
Yes. The "dating a streamer" Bit is shitting on Sam pimping egirls.

>>212753605
Still silent but some faggot simp in her kick chat thinks he's trolling us. Some seethers are taking the bait.

>>212753555
unlike you seethers she was definitely ready to get fucked by me raw and have my autistic children but i fucked it up. some seether made this and almost made me kill myself. betty im sorry for the stuff i said here, i slipped up a bit

>>212753630
he's been tripfagging for years now. He's the most annoying person in this community. People tried to be nice to him at first but he's unbearable and should just be ignored.

>>212753533
This is surreal like the AI of choking jet

>>212753667
she hates karaoke

>>212753533
nick is fully neutered

what is the legality of rachel watching movies on the site?

fuck now im depressed again

>>212753675
she is a prostitute just throw her a handful of vapes and $20

>>212753675
you should just give her some more of your neetbux. A couple thousand should soften her heart. Or just show up at her house and serenade her. I believe in you, bro.

>>212753667
She even sings good if I was a girl I would hate her so much

>>212753710
about the same as the legality of this

>>212753682
she looks a little retarded but i still would

More of this little brat. Tight little monkey goblin.

She's a good woman.

Tight little monkey goblin good woman brat.

Brat woman goblin little good monkey.

Monkey goblin brat little good woman.

Sassy little gremlin queen.

Cheeky monkey rascal and formidable female goblin brat.

Wicked good-natured pixie brat woman, but also monkey, and also goblin.

Bratty orc diva with no redeeming qualities or entertainment value but also a good woman with simian features.

Feral, naughty, physically somewhat attractive, sassy, morally virtuous, carnivorous Tolkien creature of the female persuasion.

Brat.

Tight.

Little.

Goblin.

Monkey.

Good Woman.

it was a bit

>>212753710
it's against stripe's TOS
a lot of the shit is but no one has cared

>>212753718
How many hours do you work a week?

>>212753710
illegal, but theyre hosting it themselves so theyre just hoping it goes ignored

>>212753737
hmm interesting

>>212753749
I miss hew...

he's always been too much of a coward to go to her house

>>212753758
pervert

>>212753821
you are late

>>212753821
!

Angie shaving her bush live on stream

>Cole gets kicked
>Season 2 goes to shit
>MDE World Peace is delayed because Adult Swim won't let them call it WP2
>Season 3 goes even more to shit, they are kicked out of the S3 house and made to do a gay RV trip where Sam endures Markyposting IRL
>After Season 3 the Fishtank site devolves into the most degenerate streamers self destructing for almost no gain
>MDE Extreme Peace finally released, dogshit and not even close to WP1
>Fishtank S4 lasts only two weeks before it's taken off the air by legal troubles, crew are threatened with criminal charges
>Sam bombs harder than ever before on a random Canadian comedian's sub-200k subscriber podcast

All Mondoniggers must fucking kneel.

>>212753528
no it isn't, b*ttypedo

>>212753630
He's not, he's some old man schizo that lives in filth

>>212753821
When does she unbox her box.
For me.
To masturbate to.

>>212753807
she didnt really do it did she

>>212753734
Ultimate package baka

>>212753789
Couldn't the copyright holder sue them?

>>212753856
these two have sex with the same men

>>212753821
Nigga who cares? Josie did this shit too how the fuck do people watch some bitch open gifts that other niggas bought her? You dont see how sad that is?

>>212753856
>she looks at the camera

this girl is wild and will ride you until you are parched

Link to fenix music? Is it any good?

>>212753804
who is this

>>212753860
Go back to plebbit

>>212753895
yea me

>>212753763
Someone should send the vomit challenge to stripe

>>212753881
yes thats what I'm saying

>wire fraud
>money laundering
>unauthorize access to a terminal
>tax evasion
Top Kek

>>212753924
this - NOONE insults my e-daddy sam and gets away with it

>>212753899
it’s kinda weird my brain couldn’t understand the song I heard

>>212753881
happens all the time on twitch so im guessing nothing happens

>>212753924
YOU CAN RUN ON FOR A LONG TIME

TRVTH NVKE

>>212753924
you are fucked in the head

>>212753999
for (You)
>>212753924

>>212753999
Jet L

Fenix comforts Joshua after telling of his harrowing experience living in poverty

>>212753871
what

literally nothing wrong with reddit. I love browsing r/smallasians, r/teenswithdaddyissues, and r/flatchested every now and then.

>>212753804
>>212753902
thats not me, someone that looks like me in discord. this is the real me btw

>>212754059
Good woman alert

>>212753952
>credit card fraud

>>212754059
here's me comforting Joshua

>>212754059
nooo i need to have an iPhone!!

>>212754084
damn, bro, you look like glen powell, no wonder betty wanted to ride your little dick.

>>212754089
that's a wire transfer dumbass

>>212754084
nigga are you like 60 what are you doing on 4chan

>>212754084
you look like you have cancer or aids

>>212753952
I dont care about none of that. I just want them to put in effort to the show

>>212754108
All fucking nerds must fucking hang.

>>212754084
this also you?

>>212754083
for me it's r/Frustratedasianboys

>>212754140
But enough about Jet trying to rip off Ice Poseidon.

>>212753652
>his unfunny nazi harem
this is ironic considering the rest of MDE aren't "nazi" at all and hate Sam's grifting shit lol.

Fucking Angelina silly while you squeeze her tiny breasts as she moans and you cover her mouth so her mom doesn't find out....

honestly this is incredibly embarrassing for betty. I'd never tweet again if i was her. I bet JT is seething too.

>>212754108
He won.

still laughing at this

>>212754143
Oh no...hammer chan has finished with aryeh and is now after our beloved cloe name tripcode friend!!!!

a visibly emotional Jeffry struggles through a story of his best friend being brutally murdered

I think what we need is more of damiel. he's so talented and charismatic

>>212754108
Nick is smiling so hard he turned RED

Charls loves Sam.

>>212754185
JT? Who the fuck are any of these people? Why are so tapped in? What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>212754198
its a good crew

treefingers.....if she really did think you're hot....she sent nudes to you without you having to pay, right?

>>212754118
thanks, she still wants to fuck me, i dint know why she is fighting it when my cock looks like this
https://archive.palanq.win/bant/thread/22926796/#q22928290
>>212754123
>>212754126
>>212754147
Jealsous seethers afraid to post their face and dick. betty loves me and im the winner

>>212754198
Nick is so embarrassed....

>>212754198
>that time Nick hinted people get to him sometimes
Keanu Nick

>>212754249
you are old LOL you will die before me

manhandling the senior citizen hosts is usually frowned upon on these kind of shows, sam

>>212754240
harland wearing the most retarded shirt possible makes it even better

>>212754198
PTSD

>>212754249
that's a very thin and mediocre at best in length penis.

why didnt anybody milk the crying guy??

>>212754242
technically yea. i donated her more than $5k she felt bad so she personally gave me her nudes for free

Angie looks and screeches like a monkey

>>212754198
you can see nick shutdown for a bit there, just completely overwhelmed

>>212754217
:'(

sam giving nick the rolex on camera was

And it all comes crumbling down

>>212754314
take your time girl

Damlet mindfuck

whats it called when you self sabotage but you sabotage your friends/underlings too

>>212754270
It's okay Sam was just flustered and star struck by seeing one of his childhood heroes! He is just a bubbly autistic boy that doesn't know his own strength and couldn't contain his energy!

We Love Sam Hyde MDE Extreme Peace and Fishtank here don't we folks?

>>212754314
...weird!

>>212753371
Dude you need to go work at a surfboard shop or move to the beach. I thought you were in your 20s but you’re just another cryokeen. Old and worthless

>>212754268
>>212754284
jealous seether that will never fuck the boring Fishtank girls. unlike me betty loves me. i won

Beto reflects on his troubled childhood and ambivalence towards life, admitting to suicidal thoughts

if you showed Jesus a picture of gigi he would blaspheme himself.

>damn, ME! I made that? fucking hell. I gotta get to asia

>>212754108
love this smug nigga

>>212754296
it was a bit funny when she saw Alex's monkeys 'omg that looks like me!'

>>212754343
schizoid

SAM YOU HAVE SUCH A BIG PAIR OF LIPS

>>212754344
Yes we do! I love Fishtank I post here for 20 hours a day and think about Jet when I go to sleep! I am obsessed with them!

>>212754354
you are a pedophile too LOL

>>212754314
>current year
>candlejacking
what a fucking faggot, no one does that shi-

>>212754365
God doesnt speak english

>>212754365
Fuck you. Fuck you. Y'all cunts gonna do this. Fuck you

>>212753860
Cole sucks and Extreme Peace is good. God why do you weird freaks worship that boring retard so much??

>>212754332
>>212754344
>those images
it's poetry

>>212753675
You act like a woman, embarrassing

>>212754396
>hyphen at the

>>212754390
fake screenshot by a skullcord seether

Ishmael barely holds it together remembering his grandma. He is interrupted by crying baby SFX

>>212754417
He was funny on the show.
idc about anything that happens post-tank

>>212754404
Jesus is not your metaphorical plaything, nigger. HARDLINE

>>212754431
A lot of namefags are male bpd and their only sense of self valdidation is getting attention from others

>>212754176
her mom would join in she is freaky

>>212754143
What is this

>>212754451
>forged screenshot of a real post

>>212754343
>whats it called when you self sabotage but you sabotage your friends/underlings too

Grok to the rescue

While no single word or phrase fully encapsulates this, several concepts come close:
Toxic Behavior: This is a broad term for actions that harm both yourself and those around you. If you’re sabotaging yourself and dragging your friends or underlings down with you, it could be seen as toxic. For example, a leader who doubts their own abilities might over-criticize their team, stunting everyone’s progress.
Destructive Leadership: If you’re in a position of authority (like over underlings), this term might apply. It describes leaders whose personal flaws—like self-doubt or fear—lead them to make decisions that hurt their team or organization, often alongside themselves.
Interpersonal Self-Sabotage: This phrase highlights self-sabotage that spills over into your relationships. For instance, if you push away friends by creating drama or derail your team’s efforts because of your own insecurities, it fits this idea.
Taking Others Down With You: This is a more casual way to say it. It suggests that your self-destructive tendencies don’t just stop with you—they pull others into the mess, like a sinking ship dragging down nearby boats.
In essence, this behavior could be described as self-sabotage that extends to others. It’s when your internal struggles—say, fear or a lack of confidence—don’t just hold you back but also actively interfere with the success or well-being of your friends or those you’re responsible for. For example, a friend who constantly cancels group plans out of anxiety might not only miss out themselves but also ruin the experience for everyone else.

>>212754451
looks real to me

>>212754454
I think he mentioned he got beat up for being gay in his village

you're all so sad

>>212754454
brutal

>>212753560
This is what Ellie SHOULD do. Navel Base San Diego and the Marine Corps Base in Oceanside are nearby. Go marry a military chad and travel the world instead of doing nothing for simps living with Gigi.

you cannot be mean to me because i have a cat. wat are you a cat killer?

>sam getting buzz
>his obsessed stalkers melting down about it
Another marky situation I see

haha dude Harland broke character here a littel bit

>>212754121
Stealing your customers card info and se ding fraudulent charges isn't wire fraud, it's credit fraud.

>>212754198
>yup, that's me, you probably wonder how I got here

>>212754484
you literally cut your self

>>212754084
Lay off the crack bwo

What happened in the Seth Direnc Freddy live? Quick rundown plz

>>212754431
>>212754466
Some of them pretend to be women. Worked well enough for chloe since Ellie noticed him.

>>212754530
who?

>>212754294
>i donated her more than $5k

>>212754417
Trole is beautiful though

>>212754503
Sam mogged him lol

>>212754498
you literally said you hope her cat dies

generational back to back fuck ups

instead of "nontent" we're going to start saying "season 4"

The sam hyde episode of harland's podcast has no passed CARROT TOP as guest in views! Wohhh sam's giving harland some views!

>>212754498
Why did you want to kill Ariel's cats?

>>212752963 (OP)

ITS UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kjo9y-pt-8

>>212754484
You're a sissy who cuts himself like Josie and Letty

>>212754502
Sam assaulted an old man and destroyed his equipment. This is way past Marky. This is the Beggining of the End of Sam Hydes Legacy if he doesn't turn things around.

>>212754417
Hey Sam

HES FINISHED ITS OVER

>destroys David Lucas’s career
>destroys Joe Rogan’s
>destroys Sam Hyde’s
the new king of can’t keep getting away with it

>>212754530
freddy drank and rambled and seth nodded and said yeah man family house season 4 mde never dies and direnc said year bloody nar cunt

a lot of jealous seethers here today, probably from skullcord. makes me glad youre all still obsessed over me and wasting your life to reply to me. gn Betty ilu

>>212754572
1 view = $1 for a new desk

Benji, in broken english, briefly recounts his childhood dog being impaled by "a sticks"

>>212754597
Uironically accurate

>>212754560
haha this was yet another sam chimpout but at least he went viral

>Jimmy begging to be let back on streamstars
grim

>>212754612
The desk is fine. The cameras will cost him

i literally dont know who this harland guy is people saying that hes some well known dude but nigga gets 50k views per episode?

>>212754586
Ben Taylor is a 50 year old Jew who lamps as a tranny online

>>212754591
>Pathetic failed comedian Nazi bully
hell of an opener reddit

>>212754630
he did it on purpose exactly

>>212754595
what did he even do to set off Rogan? wasn't it something completely retarded like eating peanuts? based clown man.

>>212754585

shes so much like JennyPop, they could easily team up in florida

>>212754622
>I knew shit like this was going to happen again
>P0G0 2

>>212754587
funny enough it's still marky related. the host said "tight and ripe" repeatedly while licking his lips and you could see sam trying to process if he was about to be called a pedophile to his face on a podcast

>>212754598
1. Stop name fagging
2. Stop posting images of yourself
3. Stop using your cat as a shield if you also threatened Betty's cat

If you keep doing these things you will only cause yourself more suffering unless that's what you want then keep sabatoging yourself.

Get new hobbys. Post here less. Find other 4chan boards. Goodluck Treefingers.

>>212754631
>well it keeps giving me the prompt saying my audition was rejected
>so someones gotta fix it

if you say nigga you are a sneaky nigger

>>212754614
looks pretty happy about it

>>212754598
you, skull, & b*tty should just die. the world would be better off without worthless faggots like you lot

>>212754639
I literally never heard of him

>>212754680
not reading that seether

>>212754505
>stealing data falls under unauthorize of a terminal dumbass

>>212754585
I can’t watch that shit I stopped once she started reading the letter. Too cringe

>>212754654
yep, also why would the whole crew go there when they know hes a gimicky kind of dude

Charls and Nick were trying to speak normally with him like wtf

>>212754678
Oh man lmao I saw that part but didn't catch that. Holy shit master level trolling and slow roasting. Jet take notes

>>212754639
same
dont get me wrong sam's meltdown was retarded but people are acting like his career is finally fucked or something?

>>212754084
Looks like an American Murat.

>>212754660
eating celery loudly into the mike to feed a tape worm, wearing fake bear attack makeup, pulling a rubber snake out of his pants saying it was the tape worm

>>212754702
He was in Freddy Got Fingered

>>212754639
>>212754702
He was in a ton of comedies in the 90s and early 00's

>>212754639
he's the guy that would be a one scene character in 90s comedies
that type of nigga. the one you recognize but you don't know his name

>>212754597
>>212754544
>>212754608
of course i won't get serious answers

>>212754530
The only clip I’ve seen of it was Seth saying he misses and loves everybody and Direnc saying she doesn’t miss Angelina

im sending your mom printed out pictures of your little red dick

>>212754706
I'm a friend actually or at least I somewhat care about you. I posted myself here often for years and it mostly caused me misery. I'm trying to help. However after sinking 5k into Betty I'm not suprised you've fallen for the sunk cost fallacy. Gonna pray for you man.

>>212753371
This 50 year old man who lusts for children is representative of Sam Hyde's entire fanbase btw

>be sudaca
>live in poverty
>best friend brutally murdered
>childhood dog impaled by a sticks
>grandma dies

>>212754756
not a serious question

>>212754591
Far-left subreddits don't hold any cultural significance. That's why they can astro-turf the entire front page of Reddit and still lose the election to a retard like Trump.

>>212754731
i thought that was rachels live cam for a sec, wherever her and freddy were last night.

>>212754747
>>212754743
he's not like Jim Carrey level tho, I watch a lot of movies and shows

>>212754640
Im sure if you keep repeating it it will magically come true

>>212754798
wearing the chamonix house merch to this might have been a mistake nick

which one of you sent the ears?

>>212754639
background actor in a bunch of 90s comedies who found some recent success with the rogan/killtony crowd

I only partially watched bits of season one
Remember Damlet doe...lmao, I assume they all have cringey freakouts

has sam talked about S4 at all on PGL or on another podcast?

>>212754807
Obviously... jim carry is top .1% of comedic actors.

For me? It was Kenny from Half Baked.

>>212754838
me :)

>>212754832
it made me feel bad for him now i want to buy a $3,000 rug to make him feel better

bunch of no-name seethers still replying to me. let me go to bed and post your faces cowards

in retrospect he probably would have roid raged out and tried to choke them or something if they didnt run away giggling

>>212752963 (OP)
>>212753062
>>212753191
>>212754143
Bettypedos are here. Time to leave until the new season.

>>212754838
if i had to guess, the dark elf edit guy

>>212754838
>>212754856
tight fucking slut gets my fat white millennial cock HARD

>>212754869
is there a clip of the heat lamp reveal? sounds funny

Why are bettys simps in these threads now did they need attention

Sam destroyed his career today. Harland is Hollywood comedy royalty (starred in Rocketman, Half-Baked, Dumb and Dumber) and could've got the MDE guys in touch with a lot of famous people. We could've have a MDE cinematic universe, films, mini series, crossover events with Tim and Eric on Netflix and Sam BLEW it again

>>212754702
Comedy royalty from before you were born who's recently made a resurgence.

Central Americans have some fucked up lives

>>212754870
Really wish we could've found out what he told them after this

Who was maria again?

some weird faggot on /r9k/ is doing this for zero replies.

i'm kinda unironically over Sam Hyde.

>>212754869
LMAOOO

>>212754868
I want to keep trotting 50 year old pedophiles like you out as much as possible. Sam is being exposed all over the entire world today and we need those eyes to see who his biggest dickriders are.

>>212754897
It's time for the mods to shut us down. This is rock bottom.

>>212754846
what's this from?

>>212754904
sam destroys his career on a regular basis, be more specific

>>212754897
when the postseason thread stays on /tv/ for so long the bantoids probably get lonely and confused
captcha: hmmmh

>>212754639
isn’t more famous now for being on stuff like Kill Tony. I don’t watch it

>>212754747
and has no fame from them, he had minor roles because he sucks off jews, that's not being a star or famous

>>212754939
oy vey

>>212754938
Lol based

We need to be bowing down to the angel of /ftl/

I've asked you to leave me alone several times, you disgusting freak. This is breaking the restraining order and considered harassment. I've told you 1000 times it was nothing but a business relationship. Stop now or I'm calling the cops.

>>212754939
I'm not I still shit myself laughing when he is on fish tank (my favorite show)

>>212754938
Why are you on /r9k/? You're just as much of a faggot as that faggot.

Ellie should like subtly lean into BWC only

People are reposting Ellie's Instagram stories onto porn sites. Everyone loves Ellie!

>>212754913
I can understand not knowing his name off the top of your head, but if you don't recognize him you're either really young or not that into comedy lol.
Dude was in fucking EVERYTHING for like 15 years.

>>212754792
what's not serious about it faggot?

>>212754984
I thought her trip was MissBitty? LARP

>>212754869
he looks like he's lost a lot of muscle and replaced it with a beer guy

Is he on roids anymore?

>>212754982
tight piece

Get this bant slop out of my tv thread

>>212755008
Ellie is NOT for porn.

Is ellie against racemixing because she is mixed and came out all fucked up in the head?

>>212754982
Facts sister

>>212755039
cute dog ears!

>>212755008
this is creepy

>>212755014
>you're either really young
so this guy is an irrelevant has-been

>>212754790
>you're competing with some fat Crack baby's show that is unfunny and shitty

>>212755023
it's shipping in April bro just give me a minute

Since the Betty people are here, can I get a quick rundown of her current products and prices?

>>212754938
thailand flag posted with Ellie on /pol/ the other day

>>212754939
I hate both him and the wiggers but fishtank is like crack to me so i have no choice but to watch the show and root for seeing them get embarrassed too.

>>212754984
not the real betty, quit pretending to be her, seeter

>>212755008
Yeah this will totally convince sistermommy gigi to let ellie keep posting things.
Ellieseethers taking it to a new level

>>212755008
is that simp city? it used to be so good at getting OF content. Then sharty cucks ruined it

>>212755014
Most people here are zoomers. Like 7 people older than 30 and 40 under 24

Nick tried to stop Sam from flipping the table lol

>>212755014
>BRO DIDNT YOU WATCH DUDE WHERES MY WEED 6??? HE WAS EVERYWHERE IN 1995

>>212754939
this incident has made me a fan again

>>212754811
Put your name back on Benjamin Taylor

>>212755098
LMAO

>>212755098
impotent

>>212754995
It's all the same website. get a grip.

I've been binging through all the previous seasons and S4 really is the best one.

>>212755042
shes legit a WMAF BWC fetishist though.

Remember when israel attacked iran and we raided pol with juptier

Imagine just being know as one of Sam Hyde's nazi friends now, lmao.

moments before disaster

>>212755064
There isn't a single funny comedian under 30.

>>212754846
>comment
>this isn't the first time charls has seen the gorilla sink the ship

>>212755117
>>212755098
This whole thing just shows that sam knows how to have fun and nick is a boring old man

>>212755008
why are you posting trooncord screencaps on here

TJ won

>>212755126
how are you "binging through" them

Since s4 ended, Ellie has created significantly more content and discussion than Rachel. Does this mean that you faggots were wrong about Ellie being nontent or does it mean that production was wrong about Rachel being an essential content machine?

The answer is, of course, both. But I'd still like to hear your input on why I'm right.

>>212755098
Nick's seen enough of Sam's roid rage spergouts that he's ready to go at any moment

I think he's just Sam's babysitter at this point. He looks like a disappointed parent agitated they have to clean up shit again

>>212755008
lol there's a claire folder on there
https://gofile.io/d/Am80O9

So Nick gave his house a fancy name and makes tshirts of it? That's retarded.

>>212755103
>95
it was the 2000s and it was comedy central lol.
if you weren't watching comedy central in the 2000s your opinion is trash anyway.

>>212755144
matan even
if you're talking about brick wall comedians, maybe accept that that has had its day

>>212755023
Hilarious detail. Then a can of IZZY in front if harland

current menu starts at $50 for 4k dolby atmos fart videos and goes down from there.

>>212755165
None of them can even look at him LMAO

>>212755103
Sam's flaw in trying to be a comedian is that his audience is either 50 year old pedophiles waiting for the next e-girl he puts in front of them, or brown zoomers who only laugh at tiktok memes. No respectable 25-45year old comedy enjoyer will ever have any overlap with the MDE audience and therefore will never know any comedians pre-dating 2023.

>>212755160
Ellie has yet to post her thighs since i asked so she is dead to me. I wish boxcutters were real

>betty in my post season 4 /ftl/ thread

it could not be any more over, please take this shit back to /bant/ where you freaks belong

does anyone have the screencap of the asian guy that gets off on Ellie hating asian boys and having a BWC fetish?

>>212755165
he's on another fucking planet

nothings gonna happen, no one will leave sam lol. screenshot this and laugh at me if im wrong

>>212755165
why is Sam molesting a known Canadian Comedian?

>refuses to eat a cookie because it has seed oils
>smokes constantly

>>212755166
SLUT GANG SLUT GANG!!!

>>212754870
>>212754926
wasn't there supposed to be a full video of this posted somewhere?

>revives a dying nontent podcast hosted by an irrelevant elderly man
>people pretend you're the villain
Sam did nothing wrong. Harland will afford to eat warm this month thanks to him.

>>212755008
wow, it was posted in the fishtank thread. huge shock

>>212755259
the kids were so embarrassed they deleted the vid

If sam tried to bully you like that could you take him? I'm 6'4 but I have shit cardio because I've been rotting due to major depressive disorder so idk I'd probably goes for the eyes and nose like a feral animal

people pay for betty videos? I've seen enough for free lol

>>212755246
Smoking raises your testosterone but I wouldn't expect a (((Sam hater))) to be knowledgeable about how to be an alpha male

>>212755246
>throw a fit because you hear a tts say 666
>that same night try to make an addict break 2 year sobriety for your gameshow you didnt even pay them to be on

>>212755184
matan is a fair shout.
there are a few good sketch comedy channels too.
but i feel like overall there really aren't as many good young comedians this generation as there were for the last few.

hyde and go freak off

>>212755272
Get back to work, Julian.

>>212755278
Fuck. This is content

>>212755272
>mogs sam

hey mints add "gorilla nest" to banned tts list

>>212754838
It was me

>>212755126
If you didn't watch live you haven't seen it.

>>212755272
You don't get it dood hes the part of the comedy royalty from the 90s way waay before your time dooood he has BIG CONNECTIONS, Sam has messed up by A LOT

>>212755290
i had a psychotic guy try to kill me a while back. I was seriously unfit and probably unwell at the time.
I came out pretty good, i was surprised how tough i was, basically no injuries.
Having bad health and cardio is definitely not great if you have to defend yourself

>>212755349
Hi mike

>>212755359
Shut up Jet

& I. Closing, cuz I'm high...Sam is coming up!, HARDLINE about Jesus hate, Ellie goes to Cambridge

>>212752963 (OP)
that shit wasn't that bad.

>>212755290
no but i could markypost

I feel like if this was 10 years ago and Fishtank came out both Angie and Ellie would be popular across most 4chan boards besides just /tv/

>>212755246
>>212755300
Genuinely why do those faggots suck on cigars like it makes them look cool? What's the dignity in having your lips puffed out and wrapped around a cigar like a retard? It's not even like they're holding them with their teeth or anything either, it always looks like they're struggling to grip them with their lips.

can someone post a link for angie's patreon pics?

>>212755404
Ellie has been posted on pol and r9k. Give it time

>>212755272
Only about double the views of other recent guests

For the last year, I have been dreaming, and fantasizing, and in love with CryoKeen.

>>212755290
Im 5'7 dude I would just run

>>212755204
The issue is that you expect this shit to work daily without her catching on to it. You already fucked up by moving the goal posts far too quickly and making her hesitant to lean into the bit, because it's derivative. If there's one person in all of this, who is depriving us of Ellie's thighs, it's gonna be you. You have no self-control and don't know how to pace yourself.

Ellie Tummy was an ingenious idea and it paid off big time, but Ellie Thighs just simply fell flat. It's like making Jurassic Park and then following it up with The Lost World without giving the first movie time to breathe or understanding what made it so successful.

I think you should go back to the drawing board, and especially take into consideration Ellie's willingness to objectify herself for 4chan attention. There's a smarter way to get what you want.

Which one of you retarded fucks sent Angie that gay ass letter?

cum town was always funnier

>>212755404
thats what i was thinking. Most people here have no idea what old 4chan was like. They used to find and post girls like Ellie all the time.
Paradoxically it was more anti-female. Homos really ruined this place.

QUESTION

1 YOU AN ELLIE SIMP?

2 YOU THINK SAM WAS WRONG?

>>212755453
Relax dickhead. Its just a bit.

>>212755459
Isn't that some communist bullshit?

>>212755459
The wine party sketch alone eclipses all of the dirtbag left's cultural output.

>>212755453
I hope she posts her thighs to spite you

>>212755414
tight fucking booty

>>212755349
Hi Mike
Glad you still post

It was a bit

realistically how do you recover from this

>sam hyde does something controversial and gets attention
>harland williams holds his own and comes across as genuinely funny
honestly this is only bad for the rest of mde. they're all visibly uncomfortable and just awkwardly watch sam without involving themselves

>>212755497
>cultural output
>>212755490
Dude its just a show about a dude pitching funny sketch ideas. No need to chud out over "what it a chinese guy was gay and also retarded"

>Jet crashes out over a dog
>Sam crashes out over gorilla twigs
What's going on?

>>212755526
>damiel

>>212755497
this isn't even true

>>212755550
Gorilla nest!

>>212755544
>chud
Ah so it is some communist bullshit

>>212755527
It won't affect Sam's reputation at all. Some of y'all just love to hate.

>>212755530
Thats my take as well. They are all unfunny stiffs. They should have been going gorilla mode on that whole studio

>>212755008
Is he wrong though

>>212755459
Guess what? Nick Mullen went Harland's podcast and was able to riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip1c7ToYQUs

Great its a everyone pretends to be betty benleaks klaus claire thread all over again

>>212755566
Lol he takes offense to being called chud! What a loser!

>>212755404
i've seen angie and some of the other girls get posted in the e-girl general on /trash/

>>212755526
why does he feel the need to bring an entire entourage everywhere he goes?

>>212755544
MDE fans don't want anything that's actually funny or enjoyable to watch and listen to. They want their e-daddy snorting and spitting into a microphone, saying NIGGERJEW and then logging off to go buy coffee for his brown babymama and brown bastard children. That's BASED and REDPILLED and saves the White race.

>>212755595
That's because Nick Mullen is funny. He's a comedian.

>>212755371
>>212755521
Who the fuck is mike
Its me anon from 4chan bro

>>212755597
Man!! you watch enough porn.
You are bound to develop AGP.
Hate trannies so much.

>>212755527
>realistically how do you recover from this
MDE fanbase is a cult, they'll ignore it and say Sam did amazing. There is nothing of value in MDE anyway, its a dead brand, Nick, Charls and the others need to be put out to pasture because WP2 was dogshit bad and the only thing viable now is fishtank.

>>212755604
No offense taken but I know that communists love spewing that word around kinda like nazi's like saying slurs online but are pussies in real life

>>212755527
From a PR perspective you need some humility and acceptance without being defensive

>Sam is no longer the edgy comedian
>he’s become ideologically driven like most comedians do with age such as Hicks and Chapelle
>this is when they are at peak of fame and their talent dwindles
>comedian senpai bases often turn on them such as Opie and Anthony subreddit etc

Realistically it’s not a huge blunder to public perception but his die hard fans are seeing the mask slip.

He should
>Admit defeat
>Say a media tour made him sensitive because he’s newly Christian + isn’t a shit head edgy young comedian anymore etc
>MOST IMPORTANT
>rebrand as either slightly political and social commentary comedian
>or go back to esoteric funny comedian whose edgy

But only one of those can grift

it really is odd his pants are undone like that when he's trying to uh.. force him on the nest

>>212755544
they just copied sam

>>212755486
I'm not going to relax, if you deprive us of Ellie's thighs for the purpose of an unfunny "bit."

Ellie's thighs are not a fucking joke. I've been invested in her thighs at the very least since this clip of her napping. And I'm not gonna LET IT BE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME BY A FAGGOT LIKE YOU!

Stop with the thighs bit. Just let her "coincidentally" post a picture that includes her thighs. Let her have plausible deniability. Then we can all enjoy her thighs, while she doesn't have to be self-conscious about posting them.

>>212755640
Yeah bro you are just like a cool unbothered chud. I get it. Cool bro. Cool chud

bruhh

i hope Ellie doesn't fall for the OF/porn sekret porn tape shit.
Coomers have the attention span of gnats. They pressure girls to do stuff asap and then get bored instantly

Far far better to just dangle the prospect and tease infinitely while getting simp tips and findom

>>212755490
>>212755544
>>212755566
>>212755604
>>212755640
Center left podcast

I'm Betty!

>>212755680
Need to run these walls of text through ChatGPT to make it more concise and TTS to read it aloud because im not reading allat

>>212755657
damiel doesn't even react. just totally useless

>>212755627
the 'dirtbag left' is just a rip off of mde by leftists who can't come up with anything cool

>>212755697
shut the fuck up

>>212755667
Dude you are down bad. I really hope she never posts thighs now. Fucking loser lol wtf are you doing

>Harland asks does Sam like the words tight and ripe together
>Sam has Marky flashbacks and thinks he's being trolled and deflects from answering
KWAB
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752611306788644.mp4

>>212755697
Omg its betty from season 1 bro!

>>212755680
Alex breaks up with his wife for the 7th time, great stuff season 3 fans

>>212755680
he's been saying they are splitting up all day so only time will tell. im thinking she's going to beat the shit out of them and they are going ot stay together

>>212755713
mde is a ripoff of tim heidecker

>>212755550
Judaism
>>212755568
CryoKeen you're paid to shill Sam online.

>>212755713
They all get paid by the same people

>>212755717
>>212755735
Haters stay pressed! Haters stay mad! Haters can't handle a bitch this bad! BETTY GANG! WOOOO

>>212755735
Dude I fucking hate Sam fuck off you delusional freak touch grass you fucking moron

>>212755722
must be wild to live on guard for this 24/7

>>212755702
Much better holy shit.

>>212755733
Conner O'Malley had the very best Vines, you cancer!

>>212755597
why do asian cuckolds do this shit
>yellow fever fetishists giving a single fuck about white women

is anything happening today? (other than sam humiliating himself)

>>212755680
This happens every month

>>212755526
>and chris lynch was there

>>212755755
i'm #teambetty

>>212755777
tj liked smaacks post

>>212755780
New

I want to see Sam make a gorilla nest

new
>>>/bant/22935526
>>>/bant/22935526
>>>/bant/22935526
>>>/bant/22935526
>>>/bant/22935526
be nice to treefingers

>>212755636
it's an angry ricecel from r/asianmasculinity

>>212755777
i'm playing halo 2

>>212755794
highlight of the day

>>212755769
Kid's gatekeeping, Sam

>>212755777
Zero ellie updates (good thing)

>>212755769
Connor o'malley shooting a gun at a police car while sitting on a lawn mover is still the best vine.
https://youtu.be/TzpAYv0AP68?t=256

>>212755278
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

>>212755805
not a fucking chance, fuck off

>>212755719
>>212755503
>I hope she posts her thighs
>I hope she doesn't post her thighs

Can you all shut the fuck up about Ellie's thighs and just let her do her thing?! Like, we don't have to be constantly reminded that Ellie's thighs are dainty, yet supple. We don't have to be reminded of what it would feel like to touch or kiss her thighs. Just don't mention it. She'll post her thighs eventually.

>>212755735
Omg its cyro king from... what season was he on again bro?

>>212755568
>Some of y'all just love to hate.
We learned from Sam

>>212755777
No that's mainly it. His carrier is over now

Assaulting and old man who is a beloved Hollywood celebrity is the lowest Sam's ever been

>>212755887
Season Death

>>212755871
The simping is tiresome, especially when you're one of the people hoping the best for Ellie yet getting labeled chief simp for whatever reason

>>212755731
they've split up at least once already, but it didn't last very long.

>>212755657
incredible shot

>>212755919
>the nigger fagged penisly as he raped a cheese monkey
cant wait!

>>212755931
When are you going to have a heart attack?

you didnt really all just go to bant did you

die ellie add that flop highlight reel today?
putting the old fan in there is pretty fun.

>>212756375
streaming career flopped

Why did all of MDE implode less than a year after blacklisting Scott?

And Scott's streams are doing better than they were for most of the year with people's opinions of him doing a 180

>>212756193
Soon if I don't stop my love of beer sugar and processed foods

>>212755088
this is her fault nigga