Thread 212754355

>Jay: *recaps twitter discourse and pretends hes above it all even though he clearly spends all day consuming and engaging with it*
>Mike: "Heres some fun facts and or user reviews I printed out online"
>Rich: "Yea this is kind of accurate to the original I guess, I'm not really sure cause I dont care"

Every movie, every review, never once saying anything interesting or insightful about the movie itself. It cant get more pathetic than this.

Maybe you should stop consuming media that upsets you so much.

>>212754473
this board is exclusively filled with retards who only watch things to form hateful opinions and spread them online

>>212754355 (OP)
Nobody could explain why Mike's face is lighter tone than his arms but Jay's face is darker tone than his arms in this video.

>>212754536
that doesn't seem like a very good excuse.

>>212754923
they're wearing makeup

>>212754355 (OP)
The minecraft movie review was like this too and I hoped they would watch the whole thing because some Gen Xers who don't know anything about Minecraft watching the movie absolutely confused about it would be entertaining but they couldn't even do that

>>212754923
Jay wears a burqa when he goes outside.

>>212754355 (OP)
>Every movie, every review, never once saying anything interesting or insightful about the movie itself. It cant get more pathetic than this.
this is the exact reason why their channel died. they are fence sitting faggots. they fucking LOVE every marvel movie or say it's ok. they don't criticize anything anymore.
fans noticed and moved on. even dumb shit like meat cannon with even less production value has more views and followers than them, meanwhile they waste their dwindling money on bullshit props of movies nobody gives a literal fuck about only to toss on their garage.

>THIS MOVIE WAS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
>I don't know, I thought it was good
>...well, I didn't say that I HATE it...

>>212755373
why is jay like this

Honest opinion of Tim?

>>212755914
He hasn't been on in a while.

>>212755914
Seems like a reasonable enough guy. Would politely say excuse me as I passed him at the bar.

I like how Mike started the printouts as a gag but now the alcoholic boomer literally needs to hold a script to do the episodes lmao

>>212754355 (OP)
>Movie theatres are dead
>6 months later
>Ok they're actually dead this time
>2 years later
>This is why theatres are dying
>2 more years later
>A-any day now, we promise

>>212756989
It's just melaninated zoomers paying money to harass slightly older zoomers who have to clean it up afterwards.

>>212754355 (OP)
1. At least this means Gunn isn't the celebrity BOTW guest
2. I think a halfhearted review kind of fits the movie, don't you?

Having said that, it's rare that the "let's go straight back to the studio and record our thoughts" videos work.