Who's the unfunniest comedian you've ever seen?

Sam Hyde.

>>212754815 (OP)
Go build a gorilla nest OP

imagine having to shill for sam hyde
i hope he pays well

>>212754815 (OP)
Op’s pic is quite unfunny

>>212754815 (OP)
He's not bad. Funnier as a character actor, imo.

>>212754815 (OP)
Joe rogan.
And then women.

>>212754815 (OP)
Patton Oswalt

>>212754815 (OP)
And the cope BEGINS

>>212754815 (OP)
Harland is great.

Never understood the appeal of this dude. Never laughed once at anything he's said.

>>212754815 (OP)
You clearly have not watched Puppy Dog Pals

>>212756915
I saw a set he did years ago where it was just to avant garde. The dolphin bit, he was riding the fame of halfbaked.

>>212754815 (OP)
Actually seen live on stage?

Ross Noble was awful and we all felt like we'd been ripped off.

>>212754836
>>212754873
oh no jewy wewy saddy waddy

I saw nick mullen perform because a friend asked me to go with him. It was painfully unfunny and I felt completely awkward the entire time. I’m fairly certain nick could tell I wasn’t laughing as i caught him looking at me several times. Stand up isn’t my thing to be fair.

>>212760599
he wasn't looking at you because you weren't laughing, he was just acknowledging another gay man in the audience.

>>212754815 (OP)
Undoubtedly Steve Hoffstader. Not in person but I've watched his own highlights to see if maybe he was just bad at 'owning' hecklers.
He's like anti-funny. Or maybe only funny to audiences that only agree with him / prefer 'safe' political comedy? But seriously, no gags, no funny stories or turns of phrase just nothing actually clever. And these are videos he puts up himself of his OWN 'best' work. Woof.

>>212756965
He's a comedian? I thought he was just a Jim in The Office type actor. I've never laughed at him either.

>>212760994
So you've never seen or heard any of his standup.

>>212756777
Check, and fair enough.

This man created a foundation to help children with cinnamon allergies! Are you gunna tell a child with swollen ankles that Harland is a bad guy?

>>212756965
He's just super white. I get all of his jokes, but as a brownoid they really just don't click on the same level, personally. I thought maybe his post rehab shit would be more interesting seeing as there'd probably be a modicum of relatable hardship there, but nah, the worst thing that happened to him was he knocked up Olivia Munn. I liked his work on Documentary Now! thoughever.

Baskin robbins gorilla nest baby

>>212754815 (OP)
There was an appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien once where he was telling some nonsense story he made up on the spot that made my sides hurt from laughing. He's also great in RocketMan.

>>212754815 (OP)
Todd Glass

>>212760799
Wish he would’ve made that more clear then. Night might’ve been worth my time.

Pablo Francisco's comedy central presents is the most repulsed by any standup I've ever seen
I remember a few years later seeing Mario Cantone on TV and thinking "I thought this guy was named pablo something"

>>212755660
His turn as the sonar man in Down Periscope is fucking fantastic. In fact, that whole movie is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jN_dGvcxcY

His early standup is also very good.

>>212754815 (OP)
I could rage bait half the world and say Norm MacDonald; but no one would buy it.

Honest answer... probably Paula Poundstone

>>212754815 (OP)
Never watched sam hydestein, or any mde shit aside from unfunny webm's on /gif/. You fucking faggots hyped this up so much that I decided to put it on as background shit while I made dinner. Spaghetti, fuck you. Harland is not a good comedian but he made your boy look like a "cuckfag" by begging him to go to his "performance". Lmao at sam shills, kys

>>212760423
lets jews live rent free in his head

>>212762022
>live rent free
I wish they didn’t live at all.

>>212756965
The funniest thing he did was cheat on his wife while she put up with him during the worst of his coke addiction and have a chink baby with chris pine’s leftovers who’s still probably shitting out his jizz to this day

>>212754836
fpbp

>>212756777
Yeah, good answer.

>>212756792
Funny adjacent in Reno 911

>>212756965
Because you're a soulless cunt who never saw Rocketman with a girlfriend like everyone else.

Jim Gaffigan

>>212754815 (OP)
Jim Brewer is great in Half Baked starring alongside OP’s horrible comedian but he’s awful in everything else including his stand up.

When I was in my 20's I worked with this guy who was a complete scrub and an idiot. About a year goes by and I run into him and he's bragging that he's now a comedian. He showed me a notebook with all his hand written bits and to my shock and horror they were good. I spent a long time questioning how tf this moron came up with such great writing, until one night I was watching stand up on TV and realized he had just copied bits from other comedians verbatim and was telling them as his own in local clubs. True story. Thank god really, if it turned out someone that useless could write I would probably have killed myself.

sam really struggled and gave up against a dude 20 years older than him huh embarrassing

>>212762635
what happened to this actress, haven't seen her in any roles for ages

Lots of anime girl pfps leaking hard today

Reminder that Sam Hyde had sex with a 15 year old when he was 30.

>>212761815
Pablo is great. He waz an xtacy hound like all the cool kids

Dennis Leary is the only correct mainstream answer

Any American comedian

>>212754815 (OP)
Although Tom Goes to the Mayor and their skits had some good stuff.
Tim Heidicker is such an unfunny piece of shit alone.
A friend convinced me to watch one of his standup specials.. there wasn't a single fucking joke. But my friend kept laughing hysterically

Roñnie Coleman. Only had 3 hours a sleep.

>>212754815 (OP)
Sarah Silverman.

>>212761596
If it works, good for you. When it bombs, it is brutal. Check out nick wardrobe on this is not happening. I guess he decided to improve a story on stage and he was just obviously struggling to come up with anything.

>>212762735
His right wing grift and small town homophobia when he wants to expose Hollywood elites comes down to dudes having homosexual sex.

On July 15, 2025, The Harland Highway Podcast featured Sam Hyde.

In over 1,200 episodes, no PHYSICAL ASSAULT has ever happened on Set

Three wild moments:

- Sam suddenly flips a desk, yanking out wires. Harland says, “We lost power,” but cameras/mics stay live. Total manic energy—looked like Sam snapped mid-troll war.

- Sam Hyde, 40 grabs Harland (62 Senior Citizen) and tries dragging him to a “gorilla nest” made of twigs. Harland—surprisingly strong—resists. It’s somewhere between comedy bit and real scuffle.

- Harland offers Sam a cookie. Sam dead-serious: “If you offer me a cookie with that hand, I will slap it hard.”
Harland: “No, just a little, please.”
Sam: “No. I’ll slap it bad.”
Harland gives it to Nick instead. Nick eats it. Harland sighs: “No, I wanted you to hand it to Sam.”

Reddit/X reactions are saying “this is the day sam fucked everything up for everyone KWAB"

>>212754836
Has he ever done stand up?

>harland BTFO's sam hyde without even trying
>fishtank faggots crawl from their general to make copes like this thread

>>212761815
Did you ever seem him get stuck in a loop? If you hate Pablo, you’ll love it!

>David Duke

>>212763465
What's that sir?
ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS? ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS? ARE YOU IN GOOD HANDS WITH ALL STATE?
GET DOWN! GET DOWN! (EXPLOSION NOISES)

>>212754815 (OP)
I know it's not that man you posted OP, saw him live at the comedy store. That dude killed with out even trying

>>212763410
Yes and a couple minutes of it is alright

>>212761815
Wow I totally forgot about Pablo it's been years. That's not cool anon that guy is funny as heck my friends and I would quote his jokes with each other when TV was still a thing.

>cause a racist chud to have a chimp out nigger moment
>cause his close friend to completely break down and disassociate
>expose his little buttbuddy henchman as an unfunny, awkward nobody
>all by simply doing a little boy raped by a priest joke and by mentioning that gorillas make nests
kwab

That puppet guy

>>212763565
>IN A WORLD
>IN A WORLD
>ok she doesn’t think I can get through this
>IN A WORLD
>GET DOWN!
>*EXPLOSION NOISE*
>IN A WORLD
>hehe
>IN A WORLD
>cmon folks
>GET TO THE CHOPPA
>IN A WORLD
>*audience booing grows*

>>212754815 (OP)
Why the fuck are you guys doing this?
Harland is funny and so are Sam and the MDE boys.
It is a funny silly podcast episode and there don't have to be winners and losers.

>>212764286
Gorillas make nests?

>>212763395
This is the most dishonest characterization.
Literally CNN tier bullshit.

>>212764382
Terminally online weirdos are too stupid to grasp that

>>212764382
It just happened. Sam just got raped. He deserves to be mocked for a bit for acting like a dumb gaped gorilla. What a trust fund kid.

>>212764417
I consider myself too online, but I guess I am a grass-toucher.

>>212764412
Wow ur smart(!)

>>212764436
That literally didn't happen you little heel-nipping homo.

>>212754815 (OP)
Probably some female comedian. Sarah Silverman is probably the only one I truly sat down and watched and was fucking awful. I've heard Amy Schumer is worse but I don't want to see for myself.

>>212764412
>>212764412
>>212764412
>>212764412
>>212764412

i watched the clip repeatedly, that's what happened. keep sucking sam hyde's cock you cum guzzling faggot.

>>212764470
Sam Hyde got raped and gaped. We literally all witnessed it.

>>212762190
Wow that's a rude thing to say about Sam Hyde and his family

>>212764382
I used to think that. Until they abused me to.

MDE/Fishtank/Wiggers are CONMEN, LOSERS, NAZIS, RACISTS, SCAMMERS, LIARS, HUMAN SEX TRAFFICERS, HARD DRUG USERS, VIOLENT OFFENDERS

if you still like them after they scammed you out of s4 and filmed in an illegal house, then you are delusional

>>212764382
Imagine defending another man online lmao. You fishtank faggots need to take a hike. Your gay little circle jerk is over

>>212764495
It really isn't.
You act like Sam tried to fucking tackle Harland but got taken off his feet.
It was playful wrestling.
He fucking set the desk on its side.

>>212762190
I wish you didn't have a head for the Jews to live in. Nobody has fun.

https://youtu.be/KQHsVPD5Ans

>>212764564
Fishtank and MDE aren't the same thing.

>>212764672
damn Sam is lame as fuck

>>212764688
god jim carrey is insufferable
though when he gave that chick an std and drove her to suicide and then carried her casket like he was the victim? that was pretty hilarious

>>212764700
They are. That's why Sam brought his fishtanker to the podcast.

>>212764487
Both those chicks have their homerun jokes but Elizabeth shlesinger definitely got me irked when she said no man should approach her to ask for a light.

>>212764704
Oh, so this one interaction with Harland Williams (who I'm sure you've always been a huge fan of) soured you on Sam's brand of comedy?
He didn't live up to your standards because he didn't beat up the podcast host?
You people are fucking exhausting.
Nobody who isn't a retard believes that you're some jaded ex-fan. You are a seething little faggot who has this one-sided vendetta against a moderately successful alt-comedy guy.
Very gay.

>proime

>>212764774
What?
Because a member of his team is involved in both projects they're the same thing?

>>212764760
I have the same manic energy of Carrey and williams. It does exhaust everyone including me. I have to focus on not going into a diatribe like the ben Davis on the taxi scene in ozark.

>>212754815 (OP)
Why did he try to rape Harland in the gorilla nest?

>>212764937
Because he likes them "tight and ripe".

>>212763354
>His right wing grift and small town homophobia
You sound like a literal faggot retard.

>>212764817
Sam disrespected an OG thinks he’s a shotcaller he about to find out Aryan Brotherhood are real HarlandHeads he fucked with the wrong beloved boomer comedy cameo giggle inducer now we gonna make him drink piss and apologize while being raped by an orangutang tell him it’s tang but it’s urine Jewish urine too

>>212764817
wtf you’re nuts

>>212754815 (OP)
>the unfunniest comedian you've ever seen

That Cho woman with the "I fucked hobo Chad cheating on my man" and pregnancy regret (while pregnant) bits. Perfect embodiment of vulgarity. Stephen Colbert opening monologues on the political current events' low hanging fruit end of it.

>>212764817
Comedy?

>>212765443
Ali Wong is bad, too.

>>212765099
Still doesn't make beuer funny. Him and rosanne saying to most ignorant red state conspiracies isn't humorous. My pronouns are get a job. That funny? It sucks. Don't cut them some slack cause you feel visceral diagust to their lifestyle. Are they funny is the matter at hand?

>>212762735
I didnt like him until he went full CHUD in the last few years now he's my favorite comedian cuz he pwns the libtards every chance he gets!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4wcsnvFVk
BAAAAAASED!!!!! HOW WILL FAUCI WORSHIPPING FAGS AND MASKFAGS AND VAXFAGS EVER RECOVER??? AND I DIDNT THINK COMEDIANS COULD GET ANYMORE BASED THAN ROB SCHNEIDER!

>>212765824
this set is honestly based and he is right in hindsight, anyone still wearing a mask in 2025 is literally retarded and just doing as some symbolic libtard virtue signaling now

>>212764817
this sam guy is mega lame, his little fanclub on 4chan are cringe as shit too

>>212765099
>>212765899
This guy better be a Russian fsb cyberagent because to read such inane idiocy is alarming. There can't be this many morons in the US. Rogan is turning us into a bunch of dullards.

>>212754836
Not tv and film.

>>212765955
i know right? i mean what kind of retard thinks being safe and masking up is "r*t*rd*d" as he put it, its just science, but you chuddy trumpers are allergic to being smart and having common sense and decency! COVID aint going nowhere and youre a fucking moron if you arent still masking up!! but go on, take your horse paste and drink bleach like your nazi god rogan says LOL!!! good luck with that, lets see how that works out for you!

>>212766054
Lol I like this bit

Sam really lost it when Harland made the joke about being raped by priests in a van. Charls says public schools molest kids more and Sam mutters synagogues with a murderous look in his eyes. Then the rest of the shitshow happened. I guess his Christian larp is serious or is worried Jay Dyer will stop writing his material if he doesn't fight back.

>>212766054
>>212766165
I don't know who is trolling who so I will say Jim bruer is teŕible and found a way to drift a little money from the maga circuit. Tim dillon,Theo von and Andrew Schultz are all doing it but are trying to distance themselves with epstein situation. It is high school drama.

>>212764672
>It was playful wrestling.
oh yeah then why sam was all red and out of breath?

Slow your roll there peppercorn scampy boy
You're being a saucy pepperony boy, calm down scampy

>>212754815 (OP)
>upset at based harlan
hi sam, did you build that gorilla nest yet?

>>212763465
>>212763565
>>212764357
this was legitimately one of the funniest fucking things

>>212762735
>>212763354
He suggest that Dave Chapelle is dead and the one we see today is a clone

>>212764672
ask yourself this, how do you think sam would react if someone flipped a table like that on his pgl set

>>212762735
>>212765824
What’s with so many 90s SNL stars suddenly turned super rightwing out of nowhere?

Joe Rogan
Every women comedian
>>212756965
And this faggot

>>212765899
nigga are you still watching sjw btfo'd compilations in 2025 or something move the fuck on lmao

are you the type of guy to unironically watch a set of a guy going "YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING THESE DAYS COMEDY IS ILLEGAL" and go "soo true!"

>>212766322
>Tim dillon,Theo von and Andrew Schultz are all doing it but are trying to distance themselves with epstein situation. It is high school drama.
i don't watch much of any of these guys but the clips i've seen of Dillon he's never shy about shitting on the right for being retarded conspiracy nuts, i think they are just so dumb that they think when he's doing a bit about what they believe, they take him serious.
i mean it took the right wing 4 seasons of The Boys before they finally realized they've been getting made fun of the entire time.

>>212756965
You have to be on a certain level of intelligence to understand his jokes and I'm afraid you just don't meet the mark.

>>212766435
When you get older you get more common sense and then republican

>>212766239
harlan also mogged sam by markyposting (not kidding) and calling him a gorilla and deliberately getting his crews names wrong. sam couldnt hang wit wise tho and had to resort to his "biggest guy in the room routine"

>>212756965
The favorite comedian of Reddit onions boys every where (him or Nick Kroll or basically anyone who regularly does voices on big mouth and bobs burgers) jewy Pedos are a big portion of the la alt comedy scene

>>212764412
Its literally what happened you fucking retard. Kill yourself

>>212764382
>>212764412
>Acting like a nigger is COMEDY!!!
The zoomer mind

>>212766473
Tim Dillon's show got it's start by interviewing conspiracy adjacent people and combining it with comedy. He has talked to many people especially about Epstein and was serious about it, but is now distancing himself from it hard. Makes sense really, he is rich now and it doesn't pay to dwell on these things.

>>212754836
Sam is a comedian?

>>212754815 (OP)
Itt: boomers exposing themselves and their version of Tom Green getting his desk sawed.

It's a skit on a podcast

>>212766467
It is true you faggots are literally trying to stop hospitals from calling people mothers and instead birthing people.

>>212766510
He also blew the Damiel troll routine and made the guy look like the retarded wigger he is. Sam had to actually tell him to stop at one point.

>>212766566
>Acting like a nigger is COMEDY!!!
It do be like that fr fr.

>>212766622
>Acting like a nigger is COMEDY!!!
The zoomer mind

>>212766622
Zoomers*

>>212764382
I'm a fan of Sam's work, but I think doing too many of these cringe mainstream shows isn't very on brand for him.

Last I checked we didn't like him because of his ability to talk about non sequiturs non stop. Harland kinda did dominate the conversation which isn't really a good look.

>>212766650
He literally did this on that weird jewish kids podcast mutton or whatever three months ago...

>>212766601
not that anon but,
>Tim's latest video is titled Wet hot American Epstein
>but is now distancing himself from it hard
what do you mean by this?

>>212766687
Who gives a shit it was a pod cast...

>>212766601
>Makes sense really, he is rich now and it doesn't pay to dwell on these things.
it absolutely pays, you can shill doomsday prep shit to these retards all day long. how do you think infowars got so much money? the markups on garbage like that is insane.
the reason he's distancing himself is probably because then you have to go around with this audience of unironic conspiracy nutjob retards he doesn't want to be another one of those guys.
he's for sure taking a financial loss for distancing himself at least in the short term and trying to cultivate a better audience.

>>212766622
The desk saw wasn't a skit, Tom was actually mad about that (at least in the moment). And Sam pushing the desk over wasn't a skit because it slammed a bunch of audio equipment to the floor and broke two of the legs

>>212766759
It was a skit for Sam unless you think he really wanted to destroy harlens desk illegally again he did the same.thing three months ago and no one cried like this

>>212766789
Sam sees the world as his personal play thing.

>>212766718
Well my biggest issue with this is how smug redditors are being about their guy getting the moral victory.

>>212766812
Lol based

>>212766819
Who the fuck cares. Are you in high-school

>>212766601
>>212766707
Tim Dillon (whose entire career is based off maga kids donating with their moms credit cards) has, after years of ranting and raving about how the files must be released… to…

https://youtu.be/_V-gkjSGKC4

Trump cant release the list or else the deep state will kill him!

>>212766888
>Trump cant release the list or else the deep state will kill him!
Trump is the deep state along with his cronies. They won the election, they have all the seats, they have access to all the information. It doesn't go any deeper.

>>212766888
He also said he doesn't think Trump is into younger women. This fuck used to do interviews with people like Whitney Webb and is now running cover for the guy suppressing all the information he used to say needs to be released.

I went to a Sami Hedberg gig without any idea who he is and he was so bad that we left halfway through and he apparently yelled something at us for leaving.

And now he's the most popular comedian in Finland. That fat cunt.

>>212766825
Ngl it IS fairly based yet having Main Character syndrome has advantages and draw backs

I have never once thought about Harland Williams. I didn't even know that was his name until today. Then I remembered oh yeah that's that guy from Freddie Got Fingered.

>>212767052
the Europeans imitating the American style of comedy called standup are universally terrible
especially Estonians and Finns

for the anon asking for Sam Hyde's ancestor on film, he's pictured here entering at 04:55
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLkIcmfhv5g
and as for Mr Hyde's ancestry, I will just defer to picture related

>>212756965
The only guys I know who like this guy are actual gay guys. Never met a straight person who mentioned this guys name

>>212769903
Where is the evidence this is his ancestor

Mighty pro white to the determint of his own career to be jewish

>>212760599
Cum Town bits can be very funny though, imo

>>212766024
He had a show on Adult Swim

>>212769966
apologies for the kiwitroon sourcing but this can also be found by googling the various names and piecing together the information that way

>>212770505
nigger, you're reposting screenshots of your own posts lmao

>>212770505
that would make him 1/8th jewish

>>212764382
truth is that Harland disassembled Sam. if you check the video comments it's clear what Harland felt from his responses and "love"s (the comments with the hearts).
in this scenario, when Harland detected maliciousness he'd diffuse it, let them get back on their feet, but if someone persisted he let them make themselves out to be the asshole. notice he did vibe with the bits and responses he actually liked.
Sam kept trying to one-up him, ping-ponging between fake capitulation and shit stirring, until his ego got ahold of him with the gorilla nest thing.
he thought he won once the calm hit, started realizing how roidtarded he just was, gave some contrived compliments to try and make it amiable, but still tried to maintain "dominance".
Harland didn't break, kept composure, won in the end with the face study bit. Sam just sat there and couldn't do anything about it.

>>212754815 (OP)
All of them.

>>212770505
somehow gayer than this site

>>212754836
Came into the thread to say this

>>212754815 (OP)
your e-daddy has been humiliated, chud
your incel tears are delicious

>>212770505
How is any of this proven....

>>212754815 (OP)
BIG MAD

>>212764672
he had large ass sweat stains on his clothes, your roidy idol literally lost a contest of strength to a 60 year old faggot

>>212754836
he's a comedic genius

>>212762818
She got married to a nice man and she's raising a family of 5 kids, all strong boys, living peacefully in the country side. Things really worked out well

>>212756965
"Im not gonna rape you, because im a little boy"
Idk what hes up to now but hes put out some great stuff. Some of you niggers just genuinely dont have a sense of humor and try to play it off like your normal or even somehow better because of it, and thats a fucking sad existence.

>>212766622
>their version of Tom Green getting his desk sawed.
except Tom acted like a bitch about his desk, while Harland rolled with it and left Sam looking like a dickhole

What's next for KWABDE?

>>212761627
dude tried to get me to find him coke at a show like 10 years ago. Was fucking weird.

>>212762818
Nothing. Nothing at all. She retired and lived happily ever after.

Sams shtick of ruining podcasts with wild antics could only work if it was good hearted fun but he's proven himself to be mean spirited and dismissive.

>>212756965
His "7 what's new pussycats" bit is gold

>>212766435
They all got a little money, mostly from working with Sandler or another successful comedian. Sandler is doing less these days so they need another source to keep up their Hollywood life style (that they totally hate, but for some reason have stayed around it for 20 years). And it’s easy money to make some comments on Twitter, go to a convention and tell libs bad jokes for the 100th time.

>>212754836
No

>>212754836
M0gged

>>212754836
is he even supposed to be a comedian
I've never laughed at anything he's done

Harsissies, this is our new rally point. The other thread was getting too hot. Lets lay low in here until things calm down.

>>212754815 (OP)
My favorite comment on that podcast:

>”Harland didn’t go to Sam’s show. He checked his schedule, and it turns out he’s busy for the rest of his life.”
>Harland: “Haha correct!!”

Why was he so upset that Sam flipped the table? I don't get it.

>>212763354
>>212765824
>>212766435
Why do you faggots crumble the second a piece of media or performer doesn’t validate your worldview?

>>212762190
indeed it would be great if donald trump died, but alas!

Why did he ask him to make a nest if he didn't actually want him to do it? Seems kind of dishonest.

Build the gorilla nest. I won't ask again.

Dear diary, today my e-daddy got raped and I don't know how to process it.
Sam was my only tether to realising my masculinity, and now my dysphoria has returned, I don't think I can stay off the HRT any longer. goodbye.

>>212776795
He wasn't, tho, he rolled with it and kept the show going while Sam kept asking if he was serious or not

Sam is trying to climb the mainstream ladder again but slipped on the first rung after getting big dog'd by the fart in the spacesuit guy from the 90s

I haven’t really seen anything Sam’s had to do with in awhile and this podcast just showed how unfunny they are. Like did he think it was a political podcast? He wanted it to be serious? All him and his crew could talk about was Jews and Indian rape and it wasn’t even funny it was just statements. Harland was making actual jokes about race which were actually funny and on top of that Sam’s posse was laughing harder at everything he was saying. Even they know the difference between actual comedy and just screaming “Jews” without actually being funny.

>>212754815 (OP)
>>212754836
>>212756777
>Haland Williams
He's ok, too old school
>Sam Hyde
Failed theatre kid energy
>Joe Rogan
Unfunniest top 5 for sure, his crew all suck.

The unfunniest comedian is either Sam Tripoli or Bryan Callen.

It’s funny that Sam gained no new audience from this either like the whole thing is a wash. Harland edited out all of his plugs kek to any regular fans it looks like Harland just had a big retard and his buddies on so he could make fun of them.

Harsisters... the narrative isn't sticking. We need to start posting smarter instead of harder.

>>212756965
Watched him live last year. I exhaled a bit out of my nice for a couple jokes but the most unfunny comedian I’ve ever seen

>>212777281
>I exhaled a bit out of my nice
???

>>212777279
Build the nest, Sam.

Stand up comedians aren't funny. They're a relic of a bygone era, like vaudeville. It's not the 90s anymore.

>>212754815 (OP)
Not for nothing, but I listened to him, Barry, and Rosie on a podcast and they were discussing their film "Sorority Girls" and this dude had every female extra in and out of his trailer giving him blowjobs while he was high on cocaine the whole time.

>>212777357
What’s funny now?

I must have made like 50 posts in these threads and I haven't even seen the interview.

No one looked good here but I think the main thing that pissed off Sam was Harlan being rude to his friends, the "crashout" aside, Sam was being protective in the midst of all that.

>>212777279
I give you a cookie if you build the nest Sam

>>212777424
Real life.

Honestly, Harland liking all of those passive-aggressive youtube comments made him look really bad. I was on his side until that.

>>212777434
Yeah we know samfag

can sam recover from this?
hopefully not

harland was making sam's peanut gallery laugh, and that made him angry

The silver lining to this is that it will take all of the heat of the Trump/Epstine situation.

>>212762735
>Jim Brewer
hes a fox news boomer now, many such cases

What if it WAS a bit?

>>212757161
based. my toddler loves that show

>>212754815 (OP)
george carlin if you want to call some anti white racist proto youtube political screamer a comedian

>>212777634
He never recovered from his show being cancelled and acting like a complete child about it, honestly look at Sam’s notoriety. Where is it? Nobody outside of his dedicated chud fanbase that loves him for heckin big chungus racism even knows who he is after a decade or longer trying to make a name for himself. Look at his videos on youtube and shit this dude gets like 50k views on his shit, he’s a failure.

>>212777676
>sam could barely move a 62 year old man
lmao

Will Farrell. He's not funny, he just shouts like a woman.
Almost every late night talk show host with a few scant exceptions.
Dane Cook.
Sarah Silverman and women comedians i general.

>>212777193
Rogan and Callen both do this weird thing where they talk about animals like they just found out about them a couple weeks ago.

>>212777686
So the only indicator to me would be the fact that the production people for Harland didnt jump in to stop the desk. The production team wouldnt be happy if expensive equipment got jacked up.

Also, as for the reaction of Sam's friends, the only thing that would come to mind to handwave it is if Sam secretly colluded with Harland without telling the rest of the guys.

But those are just theories, not saying it's one way or the other.

>>212764400

Honestly upon reflection, the desk fucking deserved it.
Sam's based, was the right call.

Harcord lost.

>>212777799
Sam would have been destroyed by Hassan in boxing

>>212756965
I haven’t seen a single thing this cunt was in.
He looks likes I’d want to avoid anything he is in though

>>212754836
Sam lost
His feminine fit was one of the cringiest reactions ever recorded
He looked like an 8 year old NERD

>>212754815 (OP)
george carlin
he's a good stage man and has fine views but he just isn't ever funny about them

Isn't Harland being kind of a bitch about this? It's not like the table or any of the gear was actually broken or anything.

>>212770061
not really
they always have that fat retard laughing at stuff before it even gets funny and it kills the momentum of it

That one fat dude. You know the one.

>>212771272
doubt
unironic piratesoftware enjoyers post on here so that’s not possible

>>212764382
Because Harland made Sam look like an insecure bitch without even trying.

Hydeberg's "comedic" crutch is invading personal space and being intimidating and edgy "are you Jewish?". Zoomzooms think this is hilarious because it makes most people uncomfortable. It didn't work on Harland because he is a pro comedian who thrives in uncomfortable silences and Sam kept escalating to an embarrassing degree and ended up looking like a butthurt bitch who started shit and wasn't even funny doing so.

World Peace 2 sucked and it's pretty clear that Sam doesn't have any comedic edge anymore. He should just commit to the e-celeb shockjock grift fulltime because that's where his competency lies.

If Harland is a magat then im glad sam did this, if he isnt them im mad sam did this

>>212778275
i dont know if you guys know who this guy is, but i would absolutely kill to have sam talk to a guy like mrgirl. that guy is such an insanely funny dude to me in probably unintended ways with his uncomfortable silences and extremely candid frankness and honesty. he would also be a living trigger for sam as he is jewish and shamelessly embodies a ton of /pol/ack jew stereotypes

>>212754815 (OP)
Is this a malding post because he destroyed Sam Hyde?

Why did Harland pretend to be okay with him tipping the table but then act all pissy about it in the comments afterwards?

>>212778379
>shamelessly talks about his attraction to 12 year olds in cuties
yeah i'm sure they'd get along great

>>212760423
>>212762190
>ahhhuuuhhhh muhhh da fuckin uhhh jooses are really seating now huehuehue sam hide showed the muhfuggin uh juices what for i tell ya
Stop spending so much time online you weird faggot

>>212777866
You don't stop rolling cameras when a guest is melting down. Harland was worried about the equipment after the table got flipped and did a camera check. People who think this was staged are on the spectrum because you can see the tension brewing in Sam and even in Harland.

>>212778426
yeah thats what im saying. i hate both of these retards so seeing them chat would be extremely funny

>>212778425
Hey Sam, maybe he didn't realize the extent of the damage because you were too busy assaulting him.

>>212778379
look like a tel aviv pedo

>>212778275
He looks like a drunk uncle at thanksgiving trying to wrestle and embarrasing his whole side of the family

>>212778454
because you're a gnome fan i take it

ITT: Neurotic Kikeoids seething

>>212764382
Sam? Ya lost.
Ya looked like a chode.
And got clowned on by Harland fucking Williams.

>>212754815 (OP)
What's this guy deal? He just says dumbest shit all the time and makes silly faces. I'd lose my patience after being in the same room with him for 5 minutes.

India won.

>>212778425
Because reacting is exactly what Sam wants people to do. You lose if you let Sam think he's made you emotional in any way.

>>212766819
>LE HECKIN INTERNET PEOPLE DON'T LIKE MY INTERNET DAD TODAY
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212778553
>You lose if you let Sam think he's made you emotional in any way.
Spending and hour liking passive aggressive comments under the video afterwards isn't doing that?

>>212778480
Yup. Anyone who thinks this is staged is a sperg.

>>212778594
They aren't passive aggressive, dumbass. The comments are pretty explicitly making fun of Sam, which this guy presumably thinks is funny.

>>212778594
Well yeah you're right, but you can't do it when you're physically in front of Sam. Much like a gorilla. Sure you can walk out of the zoo and say "that fat banana eating fuck sure sucks," but you don't do it while making eye contact with said gorilla. When face to face, it's all a game of dominance.

>>212778628
>nick doing that thing he literally always does
omg guys this is it!!

>>212754815 (OP)
Ian Fidance, Joe List, and most women comics are unwatchable.

>>212754815 (OP)
Andy Kaufman, and it's not even close.

Harland needs to apologize to Sam for acting like an emotional woman.

>>212764286
"What time is it?"
"9:11."
"..9:11?"

How about the opposite, who is the funniest comedienne

>>212778080
Not sure if true, but saw someone say 2 of the desks leg were broken

>>212754815 (OP)
harland is hit or miss but he crushed in the podcast with Sam. totally dog walked him. had his whole squad laughing

>>212778733
i would very loosely say kathleen madigan

Nick trying to bond with Harland over both being Canadian instead of trying to fuck with him like Sam was doing was a clearer sign he didn't like what was happening than the facial expressions. That was actually the nicest I've ever seen Nick, almost seemed like he was trying to compensate for Sam being a faggot in a "we're not all like him" kind of way

>>212764817
>Oh, so this one interaction with Harland Williams soured you on Sam's brand of comedy?
That's not what he said lmao you guys are so fucking pissed

>>212778694
>https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test

>>212777976
If by destroyed you mean anally raped by Sam, then yes

>>212779011
Sam would anally rape himself?

>>212778943
46:16 Nick offers to fix the table with Eric. :(

Harlan fuckin sucks, Sam was right to big dog him

>>212779052
Cope faggot

>>212754815 (OP)
Sam is washed.

Harland is the one who made it weird. Really bad sport honestly.

>>212779088
imagine being a professional influencer of incels fucking kek

>>212779122
Isnt Sams whole shtick to make it weird and be a bad sport about it?

>>212779088
>Harlan Ellison

>>212778943
Definitely. Sam mentioning how they all met was illuminating. Eric, Nick, and Charls all grew up together and Sam was a friend of a friend who was introduced to them and latched on. As a person who is similar, I know from experience that Sam is someone who appropriates vibes from others and hurts those close to him.

>>212779291
i have no show but i must kvetch

>>212763395
>Harland gives it to Nick instead. Nick eats it. Harland sighs: “No, I wanted you to hand it to Sam.”
Lmao

>>212754815 (OP)

>ask your guest to make a "gorilla nest"
>bring them props to make the nest with
>get upset when they do it
Can someone explain this to me? Really not seeing how Sam was the bad guy here. He was just having fun and trying to play along and suddenly Harland gets all bitchy out of nowhere.

>>212754836
Yeah. Even the most unfunny boomer comedians have some jokes that you can at least chuckle. Even female comedians might make a funny joke every 5-10 years. But not Sam Hyde. Even in his satanic show fishtank the funniest parts are the ones he's not involved in. With him it's always some edgy Jew humor with poop, piss, puke.

But he somehow convinced everyone that his stuff is better than the mainstream. It's like modern "art". Trust fund babies(like Sam Hyde) convinced people that it's art so people act like it is. Same with Hyde, he has all these bots calling him funny so people act like he is a comedian.

>>212778628
>he's doing it again..... please I just want a career in entertainment, I'm 40 years old
Pray 4 nick

>>212778153
Whats up with the internet's obsession over Piratesoftware?

>>212779328
I know what it feels like to invest so much into a relationship with someone who has repeatedly fucked me over. And I just turn a blind eye to the betrayals and choose to remain on good terms with this person, because my soul can't cope with the fact that I've poured so many years of my life and so much energy and money into this person. If I burn this bridge, then it will have all been officially for NOTHING. I just cannot afford this outcome. So I hold onto hope that maybe this person will help me out someday in the future, if I really need a favor. I remain on good terms, while harboring so much resentment inside.

>thread about unfunny comedians
>kiwitroons immediately begin posting internet drama
Why are you people like this? Go talk about your boring ass lolcows on your shitty tranny site.

>>212772646
This is pretty much it. No one would care about this meltdown if it was actually funny.

>>212779378
Tipping over a desk of expensive equipment is obviously beyond the remit of the joke, autism-kun.

>>212779676
That's probably exactly where Nick and Charls are at except compounded with the knowledge that your "friend" also fucked you out of mainstream media success not once but twice.

Why are these kiwitrannys pretending Nick is some kinda angel looking to make it mainsteam or something? Guy says nigger and kike with zero filter ON VIDEO too, often completely unprompted, hundreds of hours of this.
Zero chance he could ever have normalfag mainstream success.

>>212754815 (OP)
>>212754836
ooh, get parried bitch-ass OP

>>212754836
Insane amount of astroturfing rn to make it out like everyone hates Sam Hyde. I am demoralized

>>212779805
Where was he supposed to make the nest, under the desk? Harland was trying to be coy and Sam called his bluff. If he wasn't like 60 then anyone would have been well within their rights to knock him out. That smug boomer thought he was untouchable but got put in his place.

>>212754815 (OP)
>Do you guys believe in angels?

>>212764382
Sam insists upon himself too much.

>>212779860
So has Nick Mullen. Nick Rochefort has said he didn't vote for Trump. He's just anti-PC and pro-free speech but has never been a hard right-winger like Sam.

>>212778484
no i hate him even more than both of them combined. mrgirl was right on gnomefaggot but i still disagree with mrgirl on plenty

>>212780190
>Nick Mullen
Lefty Jewish nepo baby, not even comparable.

>>212754815 (OP)
What is this haircut call?

Harland got worked into a shoot.

>>212780306
>Lefty Jewish nepo baby
i love how you people just say random nonsensical shit. its like a script for a robot to just splurt out words that are vaguely associated with one another for literally any person on the planet you dont entirely align on.

>>212780007
Sam would have been better off simply not taking the bait at all and refusing to engage with that nonsense that obviously was only going to make him look retarded.

I like Sam, but it was a bad call. Just accept he lost this encounter.

The harcord is getting desperate.

>>212780367
Sorry, next time instead of communicating I'll just flip over a table like a retard. Will that do?

>>212780367
It's an apt description.
I got one for you too: ___FAGGOT___

>>212763410
Yes he does the same routine every time, and it's the same shit he does on livestream. That's why he deletes all his livestreams and doesn't upload the stand up online.

>>212764400
Gorilla nest = fish tank
>>212764470
Lmao dumb shill

>>212766510
How did he markypost?

So why did he have the heat lamp hidden under there? Why would he want Sam to sweat?

>>212777119
KEK
>>212777634
>extreme peace dead on arrival
>fishtank legal investigations starting
>chimp out
Sam and Jet are going to federal prison.

>>212754836
FPBP

>>212778153
GO BACK TRANNY AND GET A LIFE

>>212777193
>Sam Tripoli or Bryan Callen.
holy shit kys nigger

>>212777193
>>212780828
I take this back I read that as Funniest comedians kek

>>212780763
>>fishtank legal investigations starting
qrd?

gorilla twigs

>>212777119
>realising
Stopped reading here

>>212763012
>there wasn't a single fucking joke
That's the joke

Why are right wingers so incapable of laughing at themselves? This reminds me of when Chet Hanks tried to troll Eric Andre on Andres show cause he couldn't handle being trolled himself

>>212754815 (OP)
If every comedian with a podcast suddenly vanished from the face of the Earth, exactly what sectors of society would suffer?

i just realized he was taking the piss out of sam hyde's trailer when he asked him and the crew to show their cunnilingus techniques on a piece of salmon

sam got absolutely pwned, OG absolutely handled him and his posse in a 1v6

Harland won BIGLY, bleeping out all his promo was also *chefs kiss*

>>212781911
I was wondering while watching this yesterday why every single comedian has a podcast. It's by far the most oversaturated medium in existence. Not a single one of them is funny.

>>212782595
>1v6
Sam was on his own. Nick and Erick were losing their shit at Harland's jokes. "It's an Irish airline" was incredible.