>>212759260 (OP)Lol @ erick trying to suppress his laughter
It's weird to me how people are surprised by this shit, I don't give a fuck about his politics or whatever but Hyde always struck me as a blatantly narcissistic control freak who loves humiliating others and can't stand not being worshipped by those he surrounds himself with.
>>212759260 (OP)IT WAS ALL A SKIT. EVERYONE WAS IN ON IT. IT WAS GOOF
>>212759260 (OP)>scams people>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.""that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam
This new table flipping thing is obviously a publicity stunt, just look at how it's being spammed relentlessly by Sam's wigger crew here. But will it backfire on Sam? Or will it make everyone forget what a slimeball he was larping as a Christian like a week before?
>>212759260 (OP)Why did he do that?
>>212759631Every single person in that room looks like the biggest douchebag alive. What a bunch of fake assholes.
>>212759642For attention and because he knows he has enough self-hating brown teenage orbiters in his corner that there will always be someone or another who will fight tooth and nail to defend his embarrassing tryhard shit on the internet at any cost
I wonder how sam will fair on twitter reading all of these comments about how much everyone hates him now. does he even have money? seems like his whole life has fallen apart. he looks like he is about to take a heart attack. doesnt he have a court case on thursday about the S1 house?
>>212759526>they keep making threads Jet! Shut them down!>We can't Sam all our jammies got swept up in the Shartening!>Well use more of my trust fund to buy botters to say it was planned! Staged! A goof!>yes sir!
>>212759815Daddy will pay for it, itโs fine.
>>212759631>>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his lifeHe donated to the Daily Stormer, cope
>>212759958the daddy that he hates becuz he didn't buy little sammy enough cars >:((((
whats with the gay chink sam always has around?
I love how unfazed and unbothered Harlan is during the whole thing. Imagine being BTFO by jews the first time around and then getting a second chances and getting BTFO by a goofball canadian comedian from the 90s without him even trying.
>>212759815>wp2 getting hated on>fishtank shut down>harland incidentthis dude cant catch a break, at least bitcoin is mooning
>>212759260 (OP)I've been a Sam defender for literally over a decade but this was a really rough watch. What the fuck is this nigga on
>>212760047>โbut DAAAAAAD I wanted you to BUY me the slingshot so I can use it to troll other internet people too, not just RENT it to troll idubz!!!โ
My nigga was right all along, this FUCKING NERD ruins everything.
>>212759260 (OP)>Comedy?Imagine being an American :S
Sheeesh.
>>212760214can I get the archive link.
>>212759260 (OP)This was a chore to sit through, the Rogan/Harland interview too, I fucking hate this improv shit so much.
>>212760346enjoy senpai
https://archive.org/details/charlscarrolshizomeltdown
>>212760318lol some jew is mad
>>212760135i wasn't that amused by it on my first watch but i realize now that it was a complete masterstroke that pissed off all of the right people
>>212760390who are the "right people"? people that don't think you should break the property of someone who invited you on their podcast? you're psychotic
somehow you're going to tie this in to jews, right?
>>212760375ty, cant wait to see him proven right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHtcliIvnHI&list=RDDHtcliIvnHI&start_radio=1
>>212760357Improv is already obnoxious, but it made it worse Sam trying and failing to keep up with Harland at it and getting insecure. Best approach in this situation is just be the straight man, laugh and smile, chime in once in awhile if you have something that's actually funny, otherwise just play it straight and let Harland do his improv thing.
>>212760047>tries to kill.himself and his friend, leaving him with brain damage
>>212759631>>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachotherThis, and we don't need 15 fucking threads about it shitting up the fuckijng board and for jannies handing out bans to anyone who points it out and complains about it by citing that you shouldn't tell them how to do their "jobs".
Fuck that ass-ugly faggot and hat's off to Harland for owning him.
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>>212760475>>212760318Sam's tranny shills are so obvious. If Jewish shit was such a concern for you, why do you give Sam a pass for his Jew collaborations and friends? He and Ryder Ripps (a kike) (still mutuals on social media), collaborated on various projects like a failed energy pill supplement, Sam even let Ryder sleep in office.
Kikes like Ethan Klein and Ari Shaffir have praised Sam. Sam happily hung out with crypto kikes like weev and accepted an invite to zog agent Roger Stone's living room. Sam even has said he happily works with jews in his WP1 cancellation damage control on reddit.
This shit gets brought up all the time and the ears it falls silent on are all inevitably shills working for Sam.
>>212760639>>212760612Fishtank can be funny, and he had something there with the reality show parody. But, he fucked that up, and an obsessed fan fucked it up too
Not every D list actor needs a podcast because they need to pay child support and alimony from drinking away their money 20 years ago. this shit is awful and the markeyposters defending it saying โbut but half baked! Sam is destroying his career entry to hollywood this dumb faggot surely hasโ are dumbass retards.
IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR MONDOTRANNIES AND HYDEJEETS
>>212759260 (OP)Nick whispered that Edie Kershaw's penis was under the table, so Sam had to get at it.
How come whenever sam does something mediocre on a podcast you guys have to make a thread about it?
This guy wishes he was some innovative, envelope-pushing comedian so bad it's painful.
But he's like 60 years too late.
Hydecucks are the most sensitive faggots on the entire internet and I am just howling today at how funny their impotent seethe is. Just keep giving Sam all your money and your life will be worth living eventually, mondocorders.
Canada won the first round of the Amero-Canadian war.
sam's doing great, he owned that faggot commedian by flipping his table, who the fuck is even that guy? apparently he was the cop in dumb and dumber lol, no one even knows about that fag kike
>>212760772There were like 7 threads up earlier they are obsessed with him
>>212759260 (OP)rofl
>gorilla nest
QRD?
Why did he flip the table?
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>>212760718you already posted this on kiwifarms, raisinlove.
or you're just copying it, which is even more goofy
>>212760896Stop stalking me
>>212760883He was disgusted by the money changers
>>212760883he was building a nest
Sam Hyde's "schtick" lately is to bring his unfunny nazi harem onto podcasts with him.
>>212760830Hydecucks love eating shit to own the libs
Harland doing the priest joke while Sam got visibly uncomfortable sputtering "dhhuh urhh... are you sure it wasnt a rabbi...?!" while Harland just keeps telling the joke was peak comedy. Sam Hyde is a fucking embarrassment imagine being a fish tank nigger, that's a yikes from me dawg.
>>212759260 (OP)>>212759642It's obvious Hyde took offense to Harland taking offense at the philipino dude hiding in the back. Harland starts the confrontation by making mean spirited unfunny jokes and forcing him to speak in the mic over n over. I give props to Hyde for standing up for a friend. And no I'm neither a shill nor a part of their crew, I just wish my friends also stood up for me.
>>212761096getting used by the greedy cryptokike = "Friend"
lmfao
>>212760681You have to either be in the fanbase really deep or commit to knowing fishtank to find anything funny, which takes time since thereโs a billion fucking clips and like 5 seasons of it now. Fishtank has always been overwhelming to me and unless you just commit to watching a bunch of people do nothing for as long as the season goes on, you can miss it all, which is not realistic
>>212759631>>212760214>>212760346>>212760375Here are clips from charls rant. 100% right about everything.
>>212761096Why does Sam insist that damiel needs to be on camera? Harland was joking around with him as a way of playing off of Samโs bit of making him stand in the frame. Thatโs how riffing works, you play off of each other.
>>212760475weird that you'd even bring up jews. i was just gonna say the autistic Marky simps and soft faggots that bitch and moan every time his name comes up. but since we know this site is infested with Israelis, yeah probably a lot of gay jews are bitching about this too
>>212761096>Harland starts the confrontation by making mean spirited unfunny jokes and forcing him to speak in the mic over n over.What? Sam started it by telling that useless retard to stand behind Harland because Sam is insecure and has only child syndrome. He couldn't just let Harland host the show and let his friends chime in with some jokes and banter as Nick and Charls clearly wanted. So he tells that paco to stand behind Harland like it's going to be the Mataan podcast again.
If your fragile ego is getting hurt by an old cornball or a 20 year old kid, you're weak and an attempt to out alpha them in a physical display is pathetic. If you want to fight, fight. That passive aggressive 'I want to fight you but I'm too big of a pussy' thing Sam was doing is embarrassing behavior.
>>212761031touch a nerve, jew?
>>212761286so I was right, great own buddy ;)
brought up jews because this is what sam's shills have been doing nonstop today. npretty easy to intuit, no?
>>212761286>jews hate raping minorsNice try moische. Go back to Sam's discord.
>>212759260 (OP)Well-fed in a welfare way. Like the way you imagined in the Nero, kodak films
>>212761238Again, it's rather obvious when someone is being jovial vs when they just hate you. It came across as the latter. I felt it, and Hyde felt it too imo. That's when his reactions changed.
>>212761289Making jokes is fine, it wasn't mean spirited until Harland just kept stopping the podcast specifically to fuck with that guy without a punchline or reason.
>>212761467>sam's bit is to make people uncomfortable>they get uncomfortable>proceed to chimpout about them being uncomfortablegreat formula
>>212761336>oi vey, everyones bringing up jews today>hey goy, have you heard the news? everyone's blaming jews again>the jews? again?>why won't anyone stop blaming the jews?>that's it, i'm not taking this lying down. this jew is fight back!>oy gevalt! they're coming for the jews againno ones falling for you tricks, jew
If everyone being uncomfortable isn't funny, why try and do it?
>>212761238>Thatโs how riffing works, you play off of each other.Uhhhh no you're suppose to insult your comedic opponent while physically manhandling them until total dominance is established. At that point, comedy is achieved.
>>212759526As is like 90% of the eceleb slop that's on YouTube.com.
It's the new reality tv and has been for years.
>>212761537You're being disingenuous. He's just doing weird shit to be funny, it's fine. The first of the two to go further than just entertaining was Harland, but I guess it was too subtle for the average person to clock.
>>212761579keep sucking your edaddy's dick then, kike lover
>>212759631does damiel not realize that sam is making a joke out of him by insisting on bringing him on every appearance he does despite have little to no involvement with his stuff.
>>212761600It was the only funny part of the whole thing.
Why do so many of his cohorts look like ruddy faced organ failures?
Are they just ashamed or is it a lifestyle choice?
guys the "it was a bit" cope isnt working should we just start saying harland is a fag who deserved instead?
>>212761641whoa he said kike. he totally wasn't the one that was handwringing about MDE fans being antisemitic five seconds ago. crazy pilpul there, rabbi
>>212761689are you denying sam is jewish or what?
>>212761632I've seen a lot of clips from from comedy podcasts and I think that's just how they are with the passive aggressive back and forths. It's pretty awkward and I don't find it funny but it's just a schtick
Nick truly has an out of body experience in this clip:
https://youtu.be/l4_uXkQCoLU?si=aPuKCIKKfWKe8Xnt
>>212761675No we should start saying he's a Jew or tranny lover or something.
>>212759260 (OP)The only way i could possibly see this as being "planned" is if Sam discussed it with Harlan in secret without anyone else's knowledge.
>>212761600>um, umm, alligator gum drops sound like they would be a pretty good snack>*steals Emo Philips' entire persona*>hey, do you like the word carburetor? carburetor sounds like carbonara which is pretty cool>*can't break character, needs it as a shield at all times*>i can roll with anything unless you flip my desk over and wrestle with me a little, then my 70+ years of "improv skills" go out the window>*came up with GOAT comedian Norm Macdonald but had a falling out, probably because of still doing the same hacky puns he's been doing since the 1980s*
>>212761802are you denying you're jewish?
>>212761847I saw a foid comment under this like she knows shit and now Iโm furious
>>212761901>bro I'm gonna like get upset at one point and flip the table over awkwardly>o-okay...great bit (?!?)
When a talentless grifter meets a talented improv comic, you better hope he didn't bring all his hanger-on wristwatch friends along.
>>212759815Well they where pulling in around $700k a week from fishtank before it shut down
>>212762035i'm kvetching, handwringing and reciting the talmud so I must be
>>212762075>people having heated discussions about it all day>drawing great numbers for everyoneterrible bit (?!?)
>>212762142next time Sam can take a big fat ogre shit right on the desk there, I bet he's gonna get more buzz about that too
>>212762133dubs of truth even if you were attempting to appear facetious
>>212762164where's the lie?
>>212760318It's a bot, right? There's no way an actual human is this assblasted, right?
>>212762096this reminds me of the ethan klien and bill pur podcost(it was ethans cast) and you could just tell how fucking insanely out of depth and tact ethan was vs burr. He even seriously pissed burr off, Billy boy almost went off on him on his own monday morning solo podcast but caught himself and said "nah, not worth it" I dont have links to either but if you find the ethan podcast with burr, use the dates to find the next bill burr podcast, paraphrasing bill is like "You ever just meet someone or talk to someone and you just...... nah nevermind, not worth it"
Context wise, Ethan was being weird as fuck bringing up Bills daughter and saying he must love her because hes teaching her self defense so she doesnt get raped(ethan did say raped) the daughter was like 4 years old lol.
>>212761847i cant stop laughing poor nick
>>212762075>everyone barely reacts to wacky table flipping>...incontrovertible proof it wasn't staged and just not funny! eric reaches down and makes sure a secondary camera isn't obstructed by shit that moved in the middle of this very organic totally real table flipping crashout
>>212762124Excuse me? Do you have proof to back this up because I donโt believe for one second they were making that much off that shitshow, how could that be possible?
>>212761847Nick looks like he just snorted a fat line
can someone give me a greentext summation of this
I despite these modern """podcasts""" that are people sitting in chairs on camera
>>212761847we need a compilation of Sam staring into space in FT and Nick dissociating and a Charls one.
Title it "wtf am i doing with my life"
>>212762273Someone did the math based on the amount of people who bought tts, season passes, and fishtoys. I'll have to see if I can track down the post. They where legit pulling in a shit ton
>>212761096I seriously doubt he gives a shit about that Filipino dude. I've been watching mde since 2015 and I never seen Sam defend anyone, ever. He apoligizes, years after the fact, but never at the moment.
>>212760681>an obsessed fan fucked it up tooYou mean Jet Neptune the groomer drug dealer faggot pimp fucked it up.
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>>212762330They are money laundering for some chink who owns the properties they shoot at.
>T0N M0
>>212762244>the daughter was like 4 years old lol.You shouldn't be able to stack tourettes and autism. This fucker playing glitch mode
>>212761847Just a couple of more years of this, nick. Hang in there.
>>212762096KEK.
Now imagine if Sam wasn't paying his buddies a salary, and was paying them with "tax free gifts." oops that's tax evasion.
>sam canโt mog him comedically
>tries to mog him physically and harland just keeps gabbing the same way
>>212759260 (OP)This is why Rogan will never have Sam Hyde on
>>212762812Rogan would probably just beat the shit out of him
>>212762775Harland wasn't doing comedy
>>212761847Sam doesnt give a shit about his friends desu
>>212759260 (OP)hasan or idubbbz could literally end sam if they just came out and boldly spoke about the marky shit. its literally all real and undeniable for sam. im getting real tired of his TRT christian tough guy shit
>>212762885true, he wasn't autistically explaining conspiracy theories enough. these jewish boomers man.
>>212762330How much does the fucking tts cost?
>>212762959Literally nobody knows about the Marky stuff outside of 4chan and kiwi farms.
So Sam's one of those "can dish it but can't take it" kind of comedians?
>>212762959>TRTfemale brained jew
>christianwhile promoting multiple onlyfans girls and attending onlyfans events
>tough guyfragile sociopath
>>212762966Doesn't change the fact that he wasn't. I don't follow Sam's podcasts or whatever so idc
>>212762997I've heard about the "marky stuff" for years and I've never looked into and I don't give a shit because, even though I don't care about Sam Hyde, everyone who hates him seems like a reddit tranny.
>>212763000Sam is the least funny member of MDE
>>212763000Checked & THIS. Sam made a bit in extreme peace about "pussy eating technique," then never got to eating a tangerine like pussy on Harlan's show.
>>212763028Hello Sam shill. Words have meaning, but you Jews don't understand that.
>>212762885He just kept riffing and staring at him in the eyes, not taking his tough guy act seriously at all. Almost as humiliating as when he cried calling into Tim Heideckerโs podcast
>>212763046>Hello Sam shillstart spamming "wigger" again
that always works for you, right
>>212762970$30 to send one tts
>>212763128Sam's crew is literally brain dead wiggers.
>>212763000yeah especially when the shit he does is cringe and he knows it's cringe
>>212762959hasan is too much of a pussy to sand up to sam
>>212763028>"marky stuff"Don't even care enough to look it up.
He's a husk,
>>212759260 (OP)turns out the way to trigger sam is to just act like a retard and not take him seriously at all
literally the exact opposite of the idubbbz approach
I liked when Sam found out Harland is actually kind of built and realized he's a 6"5 corn husk Canadian and backed off on the physical stuff
>>212760375Rewatching this. I forgot how comfy and unmatched Charls streams were. Need to find that archive channel that had all his past twitch movie streams
>>212761031>that's a yikes from me dawg.go back to twitter tranny
>>212760667I don't understand your reasoning.
Are you saying that the faggots that shit up these threads with purity spiral bullshit about how Sam is not actually based enough are on his payroll?
someone give me a non reddit-pilled greentext QRD of what happened
>>212763476boomer annoys MDE, gets a gorilla nest
>>212763476Sam Hyde being a douchebag and not being very funny.
>>212763504what's a gorilla nest?
>>212763504โGorilla nestโ is already classic, and not because of the boomer
>>212763476Sam surrounds himself with yes-men over a decade then chimps out the moment he gets to ride the coattails of someone funnier.
Damiel could have literally said
>I like raping dogs
while put on the spot and it would have been funny.
>>212763476>silly boomer comedian has sam on show>sam shows up and immediatley starts trying to do his ebin /pol/ talk like he did on that other podcast>boomer doesnt take him seriously in the slightest>sam gets mad>boomer makes jokes about priests being pedophiles >sam spergs out and flips over the desk, destroying the entire set>tries to physically thow the boomer on to the tipped desk>boomer is unironically stronger than sam>he continues to make silly jokes while hyde struggles against him>MDE crew is all awkwardly laughing >nick visibly having some sort of episode>eventually they sit again and sam starts begging him to come to their show>boomer says he hates sam>sam ends the podcast by saying heil hitler
>>212763507>>212763504>>212763571this is all unclear and sounds biased
this is why I asked for greentext, like:
>sam hyde says a joke about X>rocket man ignores him and says a funnier joke about Y>sam reacts poorlyThis is my headcanon but I would prefer to know the specifics and I'm not watching this gay shit for myself so don't suggest that
Charls is now Lasagna Lips
>>212763595cool thanks, you actually helped
>>212763629>give me a QRD>no sorry I'm a sam shill please spin it in Sam's favor
>>212763476>MDE boys go on Harland Williams' podcast>They're obviously fans and respect him>There are back and forth banter/riffing moments>Sam gets playful aggressive and slowly tips a table onto its side>There are mildly awkward moments where he is lightly wrestling with Harland and the other guys are possibly uncomfortable>People who never liked Sam Hyde pretend that he has now ruined his image and his relationship with all of his friends and associates
>>212762450right the wiggers who can't fill out permit forms are money laundering around 250k a week for 3.25 seasons of fishtank, bitchtank, the cell, and blood games. without getting caught by the FBI. nigger are you retarded
>>212763593classic mde fan humor
Erick, Nick and Charls are significantly funnier people than Sam
>>212763659If by helped you mean fed you a massively slanted heap of bullshit, sure.
>>212763697So true especially Erick underrated
>>212763663>Sam shillstop sperging out, retard
I asked for a non reddit-pilled, because I didn't want some fag complaining about how racism is mean and how Sam is a pedo because he banged a 16 year old girl 10 years ago giving me their version
>>212763685They are laundering the money for a chink who has been doing it for decades.
>>212763776>I'm not a shill>GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK MMM YUMMY SAM COCK
>>212763629Sam didn't react poorly. If you watched it you could see it.
Maybe he was disappointed that Harland wasn't on the same wavelength, but he wasn't mad at him.
>>212763667kek MDE defense force here to SWEEP IT UP
>>212759260 (OP)Hey trannies. Kill yourselves.
>>212763476Sam worked himself into a shoot
Likely started to feel insecure about how funny he is because WP2 isn't as good as WP1 and Fishtank S4 blew up
>>212763819Oh, hey it's the tranny who doesn't know how to use punctuation or the shift key.
How much poop did you eat today?
>>212763835sam has sex with trannies and nick watches tranny porn
>>212763860Why do you, as a tranny, have it out for them then?
Charls being off camera makes me think this is a bit
>>212763849oh you have the real kind of autism kek
>>212763849Sam's discord, you guys need new talking points than
>JEW JEW JEW TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY CHANNING CHANNING CHANNING>>212763903He doesn't want to be associated with MDE, and was the only one making funny comments.
>>212763903Garfield Carroll
>>212763887you thought extreme peace was funny?
>>212763911Yeah, I actually belong here.
>>212763801so a known money launderer chinese foreign national is running money through fishtank? and the FBI under biden didn't isntagib popular right wing influencers? where can I read about this? what's his name? for what purpose, like is the guy associated with some form of TCO group?
>>212763947true, away from civilized society
>>212763946OH, I see. You WERE a fan, but now you just don't like MDE anymore, right?
You're not, in actuality, a seething little faggot who has been lashing out for years? You're not just using this new "gaff" as an opportunity to sling shit at someone you want to see fail?
>>212763947no youre just retarded and put too much stock into grammar in places where it doesnt matter because you have autism and get hung up on silly stuff like that because your brain is all fucked up lol. its ironic. you write properly, because youre a retard
>>212763963Here's an archive link.
https://archiveofsins.com/t/thread/1369424/#1369591
canelo fucked a 16 month old puppy named barky
>>212763985Sure.
Thanks for visiting.
Fuck off back to your hugbox.
>if the thing moves you can fuck it - Charls off camera
>>212759526Is that why harland blocked out all mentions of world peace and extreme peace? Retarded zoomer
COMEDY AUUUGNNHHHHH ehhhhH!!
>thinks of himself as a comedian
>can't riff for shit with his fellow comedians
????
>>212763996you take this very seriously lol
i used to like sam but i think he ruined himself with TRT and the zoomer wiggers and its funny seeing him fuck up
>>212764049him and joe rogan really are similar
>>212759260 (OP)>German-Irish-English 'Comedy'
>>212764048Did Harland just steal Tyler the Creator's album art for his set? Kek
>>212763667>slowly tips a tableTries to fuck it with a fashion. Table gets caught on something. Fails
Hyde fans: The restraint of the man! 4D chess.
>>212764068what's your deal with wiggers?
you know being a "wigger" is basically the default for zoomers to the point where that's why no one has uinronically said the word "wigger" except you in like 17 years
>>212764077It's amazing whenever Rogan says "as a comedian"
>>212764011I slip in and out of it, but you refuse to use punctuation because you fear sincerity.
You're projecting an aloofness that you don't actually feel.
Your cortisol is spiking right now at the thought that there are lots of people who are shitting their pants over Sam maybe not having the strongest showing on a podcast that barely anyone watches.
>>212764103Go back to sam's discord. wigger usage is on the upswing. wigger faggot.
>>212764103not really you probably just live in a shitty area
>>212761537>Sam agrees to work with a guy, either on his podcast or hire him for a day from Craigslist>They work with sam>Sam and his gang mock their subject relentlesslyIts just needlessly cruel and spiteful for no reason. Also sam ruined any chance they had to get on Rogan
>>212764099>Tries to fuck it with a fashion.ESL? What the fuck are you trying to say?
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>so were you ever raped?
>yes, at the Glendale Galleria. I was practicing rollerblading
Harland is out too out of their league to keep up with
>>212764123>hates sam enough to spam about it>also constantly knows what's going on in his discord>>212764125I live in a first world country where everyone under the age of 28 says "fr fr" and "on god" and shit like that all the time, so maybe
>>212764049the podcast with Shane Gillis was fun, but I can't recall if Sam and Nick have done podcasts with other popular comedians
>>212760896Lmao how embarrassing holy shit
>>212764152I'm in shock. I didn't think it was possible. I thought Sam would go down for money laundering or human trafficking or working with drug dealers, but he willingly self sabotages so much...
>>212764176shut up wigger go back to sam's discord
>>212761632>The first of the two to go further than just entertaining was HarlandHe didn't. Harland is the same with every guest and Sam is the only one who's chimped out.
>>212764176everyone you know including yourself is mexican
>>212764123It is ironic that you think that people who aren't joining in on your gay dogpile must be communicating on the side to try to decide how to rebut your bullshit.
I just had to watch the podcast to see that your framing is moronic.
How about you go back to your discord server, queer?
>>212759642Sam froze and spazzed out as a cover because he couldn't think of anything witty or edgy to say. Harland outhyded Hyde with curveballs and it threw Sam off.
>>212759260 (OP)Hyde's NYC performance in front of a crowd of hipsters where he just talks about the immorality of homosexuality for 20 minutes is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
>>212764209What country and or decade from the last century are you from where you think what you're saying makes sense?
You're not going to convince me I'm not white or that zoomers don't all talk like niggers on twitter but in real life.
>>212760067Idk, but Harland clearly didn't like him and didn't think he was funny
>>212764154>>flair is punishedGet back under your fucking rock, cunt.
I have to admit, Sam has nothing to offer in the world of comedy, but it's very impressive to me that he gets like a million views a week ON YOUTUBE talking shit about gays/jews/blacks etc.
I can see why he gets a lot of defense online because I don't know anyone else getting millions of views on Youtube and saying those things.
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>>212764255>You're not going to convince me I'm not white
>>212764261Can you really not conceptualize that Harland was fucking around to be funny?
>Sam, what's going on big guy?
>>212764277Nigger, you are embarrassing yourself.
>>212763460>it's autism to trust your lying eyes but not autism to hyperfixate
>>212764314hes literally a fraud, hes been ripping all his ideas off /pol/ for 25+ years.
Thats why he sounds like a poltard
>>212764322>replies like someone from a South American countrygreat stuff
>>212764348If it's getting him millions of views and everyone already calls him a "nazi" anyway, he should just discard all the comedy stuff and roll with it. He could get a lot further as a far-right politician. He's old enough for office and has millions of die-hard fans who care nothing about his comedy anyway.
Kek that's not Charls right??
>>212764314I can't help but think he's allowed himself to be captured by his audience. It's a shame because any kind of politics brain left or right does not lend itself to comedy.
>>212764251>Hyde's NYC performance in front of a crowd of hipsters where he just talks about the immorality of homosexuality for 20 minutes is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.He's literally Henry Rollins.
>>212759260 (OP)>Comedy?A dead genre.
by the end it seems like sam realized he fucked up and looked kinda sad
>>212764403you're right, but also making simple jokes about racial stereotypes or women is labeled as being politically right wing by many, so the issue has been muddied
>>212764414He's the anti-Henry Rollins.
>>212764389hes basically been groomed by shady "alt-right" actors and is too dumb and egotistical to get it.
>>212764341I can guarantee you spew up at least one of my jewels on the regular.
Sam can't do real comedy. Period. This is embarrassing to anyone even slightly normal. BUT he knows his retarded fanbase so well it's right up their alley. So in a way he's a genius. He's not funny. He's not talented in any creative way. But he is sort of a marketing genius, in the same way onlyfans girls are. He understands that his bread and butter is simply exploiting his simp followers.
>>212764152this is retarded considering they all did blackface in extreme Peace and multiple said nigger. they were never going to get on rogan. rogan kneeled for the outrage over him saying nigga. it was never going to happen anyway.
>>212764452I guarantee you can choke on my jewels, you little faggot.
You're literally not even making sense.
You need to think before you post retarded shit.
>>212764493>Flesh colored skull capThat's got to be a pre planned bit, right?
I feel like it could mean something, right?
>>212764544it means he is balding on his crown you fucking retard
>>212764493Let me guess: he need to shave it?
Hey, you better check your porch your Hims ED pills and minoxidil are probably there.
>>212764579Nah, he's fucking with you, dog. You fell for it, dog.
>>212759260 (OP)Seven chipmunks twirling in a branch, eating lots of sunflowers in my uncle's ranch.
You know that old children's tale from the sea
>>212761847This happens a lot when you're the most normal in your friend group.
sams comedy is really hit and miss for me.
>>212764396Alex Schultz
https://youtu.be/Tn4P9xch4t8?si=4g41xTJ-H3D7jAtQ
>>212764630>flips tableWELCOME TO THE DOG NEST, I SEE A SQUEEKY SNAKE IN THERE
>>212764152Nick wishing that bottle of water was vodka right about now.
>>212762959>marky shitthere is no evidence
>>212764493>Was a tiny hat part of your plan?
If not planned to be a shit show why fuck up Harland's show of all people?
>NOOOOO I CANT EAT THAT NOOOO NOT THE HECKIN SNEED OILS. MOOOOMMMMMYYYYY HEEELP
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>>212759260 (OP)It's unironically over
>>212764493Wow. Full mask-off now, huh? Sam Hyde the Zionist Jew shows his horns.
>>212761534sam's entire brand of comedy is being mean spirited
>>212762959They won't because two seconds of looking into it shows that it never happened
>>212764708There is Marky herself. Unfortunately Marky is beyond brainrotted. As expected of a girl who grew up on 4chan.
This shit is hard to watch. I marathoned the first 16 minutes. Sam Hyde just can't handle this guy being way funnier and wittier than him. Every time Sam Hyde tries to be shocking going ''j-jews...r-rape....'' Harland just takes it and rubs it in Sam's face until Sam is embarrassed he even brought it up.
Every time Sam tries to be a passive aggressive bitch Harland takes the bit and extends it until everyone in the room is embarrassed and wants to move on. He is like that teacher in school who tells the students to explain what is so funny about the sex jokes.
The most insane moment yet is when Nick actually gets a word in and gets to talk to Harland. Nick tries to bond with him over them both being Canadian and he says something in French. Sam just interrupts Nick and asks for scissors and then tells Nick to cut a thread off his shirt. Nick is so pissed off and red in the face, just totally humiliated.
Harland has picked up that these people are Sam Hyde's slaves, not friends and doesn't dignify them with any attention and doesn't call them by their name because not even Sam Hyde is going to treat them like people.
Also at one point fucking Damiel the fishtank wigger said something unfunny and Sam made a fake laugh and Harland called him out on it.
It's obvious there's some tranny jew discord that monitors 4chan 24/7 for any Hyde related thread to bomb
Can I get an invite?
>when Sam starts plugging his shit out cuts to a squirrel eating nuts
Harland is a mile ahead of everyone
its fucking over everyone in sams cabal looked so embarrased
>>212764827Sam Hyde won that interview retard. Boomers lost
>tries to push harland
>harland is a 6'4 big guy while sammy is off his gear cycle
>sam chimps out like a BAYTA ape
>>212764809Please don't say that about her. You're fucked.
>>212761534The guy Sam ordered to go stand next to the host on the podcast? Right at the start, interrupt to yell off camera (classic Hyde!) to tell some zoomer muttcel to stand next to Harland. LOL that would be so heckin random and le awkward!
So Harland turned it around on them. Btw the โnothing to sayโ remark was partially implied to be about Sam who just no-anded every question. Itโs a podcast that he agreed to go on. Talk, play the straight man and speak seriously if you donโt want to play silly riff time with Harland. Maybe let Nick and Charls talk.
At any time Sam couldโve told the muttcel to go sit down.
>>212764827It's literally just kiwifarms and the sharty
>>212764845No. She's a jewish princess.
>zoomer spic mumbles something
>Harland: what?? speak up sonny!
>zoomer spic mumbles again
>Sam and co: BWAHAHAHAHA YOOOO DAS RITE DAS RITE
I feel bad for Erick. He's arguably the funniest out of them and he looked really embarrassed
>>212764884He's Filipino you faceblind retard
>>212764846throwing a tantrum isnt winning
>>212764852Nigger, it wasn't a contest.
You don't have to hate Harland.
There is no way that Sam hates Harland.
>>212764840Reactionary low iq brown nuMDE fans dont understand how harland owned sam and made him look retarded. Mostly because nuMDE fans are ipad toddler narcissists with no self awareness
>>212764744I was literally thinking that could be the case. Sam talks about rape sure but being told "you looked like you've been raped" could have really set him off.
>>212764896hes a mongrel mutt half black spic
>>212764744The way you guys fanfiction about these people is so cringe
>>212764896TBF Filipinos are basically the East Asian Mexicans due to the Spanish admixture.
>>212764875kiwifarms is saying sam won, schizo, and the basedteens are probably too young to even know who sam is
>>212764939> basedteens are probably too young to even know who sam isBasedteens ARE sam hyde's fanbase lmao lurk moar
>>212764896Imagine calling someone faceblind because they cant tell the difference between a spic and a jungle gook.
>>212764934I almost can't even believe it.
Who are these faggots?
>>212764826>The most insane moment yet is when Nick actually gets a word in and gets to talk to Harland. Nick tries to bond with him over them both being Canadian and he says something in French. Sam just interrupts Nick and asks for scissors and then tells Nick to cut a thread off his shirt. He is the opposite of a bro.
>>212764939Whoa, really!? Go back.
>>212764826The only non-autistic socially aware person ITT
>>212764952>not being able to visually identify racial admixtureSad!
>>212764956>Nick is QuebecoisThis explains every aspect of his personality and appearance desu
>>212764793>>212764744YT therapists are lowkey correct here, Sam went mkultra kill mode after the joke. Harland read him perfectly. He saw Sam for who he really was... the raped.
>>212764827Hi Luna. The only discord operating here is Sam's team of mondoniggers that mostly keep the fishtank threads up and go into these threads to false flag.
>>212764809There is plenty of evidence, Sam pretty much admitted to it when Soph asked him (on top of everything else):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui9pjFNkues
>>212764251Sam also openly admitted that he regretted doing that.
>>212763471No they're the people seeing through Sam's fake shit. Sam is like those hypocritical televangelist pastors that snort coke and fuck hookers (or worse) after the sermons are done. The people that treat Sam as some anti-Jew don't realize Sam is just using them to make money. If you really piss off Jews you don't get to keep your youtube presence or allowed to use jewish payment processors like Sam is.
Sam is probably the worst part about MDE
>>212765006Sam was seething because Harland insulted Check and Erick and humiliated Damiel. The gorilla nest bit was just the first chance he saw to wreck the studio
>>212764896They're literally the beaners of asia
>>212764983He totally misread it and projected his own insecurities onto strangers.
Have you ever watched Sam and Nick interact?
They're weird fucking guys.
Nick is not a perfect improv guy.
There was basically zero chance that there wouldn't be awkward moments.
Sam has even said before that he likes to lean into awkward moments.
>>212764896>is from San FranciscoAnon he's definitely spic
>>212765018Nah that's Jet Sam is at least average IQ and can make people laugh sometimes
>>212765017I'm sure posting this same shit for 1000th time will finally make them agree with you
>>212765040There was also Sam and that weird European guy, they tore up that set too I think because Sam got out joked then too
>>212765032Sam created the Daniel (wtf thatโs actually his name?) humiliation by telling the faggot to stand next to Harland. Harland made it clear he is a brain dead worthless retard with nothing to contribute. Sam was trying to asset us alpha dominance by fucking with Harland immediately and doing so through ordering his underling.
>>212765017I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF HE'S ANTI-JEW, FAGGOT
Why are you people like this?
He never claimed to be some hardcore NatSoc. He is just a guy who isn't afraid to engage with that type of content and joke about it. That has been the case for over 10 years.
>>212765040>They're weird fucking guysIt's true, I don't even think they realize it. Nick literally Freudian slips about wanting to kill women and get cuked at swinger bars constantly. He has a weird intense hatred for women, like a serial killer. I wouldn't be surprised if he viewed his own wife as an object which is why he's a literal cuk
>>212764956they were there with an assignment: make cringe-kino. if you don't like it go and watch love island or whatever gay shit is made for your demographic
hyde bros... how do we recover from this???
>>212764827It's Channing cord Vs Mondo cord
They've been fighting for years
>>212764852You are a LOW Iq Zoomer fuck celebrating your own stupidity. You are the living Embodiment of Ideocracy. Get help. Read a book. Look at the stars. For god sake take breaks from your phone and pc / gaming rig. Please!
Watch a Documentary for fuck sake! We should not be ENCOURAGING degeneracy and stupidity.
>>212765079>hatred of women>weird
>>212765059Ideas Man and the Ted Talk are like the only funny things Sam has done
>>212765068*damiel
>DUDE SAY GICKY GACKERS!>LOL! SAY DOODOO LIPS!
>>212765079I don't get Nicks jokes about girls have sex with their dads
>>212765032I think Sam is insecure about his roid-monster looks and thought Harland was making fun of him by calling him a gorilla and thats what set him off lol
>>212764826the scissors shit was crazy, such a petty power move on Nick
>>212765067You clearly have never seen another episode of the Matan podcast. He, himself, will trash the set almost every time.
>>212765085You can't recover from Harland roasting the shit out of you, it's impossible. It's almost as bad as getting roasted by Norm.
>>212765094the male prostitute skit from World Peace was fantastic, Sam's segment is almost as funny as Charls' 10/10 one. Nick's was whatever.
coming soon to Sammy Land:
>FINE I DON'T NEED ANYBODY! I DON'T NEED ANYBODY!! I CAN MAKE JOYRIDE UNIVERSE MYSELF! BY MYSELF!!!
>I CAN VIBE CODE THIS WITH CURSOR AND GROK AND GPT!!
>AAAH FUCK I'LL JUST HIRE JEETS FUCK FUCK FUCK
>ALRIGHT WE'RE SCALING BACK JOYRIDE TO A PROCEDURALLY GENERATED 2D ROGUELITE FINE! PINAR IS DOING A GREAT JOB HE WORKS 14 HOURS A DAY
>>212765085i don't know, the ten thousand other screen shots you could've taken of Harland looking weak and scared and unable to use his supposed "improv" skills to entertain his guests
>>212765076>I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF HE'S ANTI-JEW, FAGGOTYou may not, but skim through some of these threads and you'll find people relentlessly defending him because they think he's a white savior jew namer, even though he isn't.
>>212765066Pretty damning that something can be posted 1000 times with no real rebuttals or arguments. There is a silent majority that completely agrees and moves on.
>>212765118I don't really care for shock comedians Soni guess not
>>212763593Is Sam fucking Dam in the ass? Why keep him around?
>>212764744>>212765006>Harland read him perfectly. He saw Sam for who he really was... the raped.M(ar)K(y)ULTRA victim confirmed. Activation Phrase: GORILLA NEST.
>>212765114How in the world you not understand the 5000 year old concept of people seeking out mates that resemble their opposite-sex parent?
>>212764852>destroys his set>then begs Harland to come to his show after he settles down
>>212765152face fucking is not the same as just "fucking" so fuck your fake news
>>212765017I'd buy that for a dollar!
>>212765154MARKY ULTRA KEKKKKKKKKKK
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If we're being honest, we can all agree that Sam is...
>>212765130whoa, game over guys. someone didn't have a 10/10 podcast appearance. it's literally over. people complain about comedian's podcast appearances all of the time, but this one is... different. Sam's really finished this time, you guys. mark (heh) my words. finished
>>212765166I didn't know you guys were just face fucking in the basement sorry jet
>>212765145>it's pretty damningNo.
Like I said earlier in this thread, I don't know who or what "marky" is and just saying "marky" every time as a trump card for why Sam Hyde is bad means nothing to me.
Either actually explain it and stop relying mostly on Sam being racist or a "grifter" or whatever buzzwords work elsewhere, or just kill yourself because you've failed at your mission
I hate that Sam ruined the Gorilla joke Harland had lined up
>>212765206yes, he assaulted someone and broke their shit. why is this hard for everyone to understand that that's not socially acceptable?
gee I wonder why sam hasn't promoted the podcast video on his twitter
sam hyde is greatest comedian of our time
>>212765240it was a comedy bit on a comedy show. stop self inserting as the victim, homo
Erick really seemed disappointed with Sam just being a jerk
>>212765270>charls laughing his ass offgets me every time
>>212765017If all this is true i'm gonna support sam even more now
>>212765279My favorite part was when harland said "You're a homo erectus, especially you" and pointed right at erica
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>>212765225nobody cares what you think, meanwhile everyone else knows what a scummy kike faggot Sam is and how embarrassing his fanbase (now comprised of greasy neckbeards, trannies, and browns) has become
>>212765273>calling me homo while sucking your trannyfucking father figure off
>>212765313>"tight and ripe"That sure activated 'free speech absolutist' almonds all right.
>>212765270your big get is a closeup of his face where he looks completely unbothered. the idea of confrontation is so terrifying to you that you invent scenarios where someone would be as sensitive as you are.
>>212765348bro was tripping on that zaza lmaoooo
>>212765348oh this is the new edit. the old one accidentally left in where Nick burst out laughing at Harland getting manhandled lol
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>>212764826Harland was riffing and playing with the conversation. Sam is too autistic and uncreative to respond.
>>212764840>said they were going to have technical difficulties before it even started>made Sam tape up his ZIPP Can ($40 for a 12 pack btw)>cut all the advertising sam did>>212765117Nah Sam was just out of his element and thought he was being trolled, because he can't play along. Sam was being trolled, but that's besides the point.
>>212765152Sam sure likes surrounding himself with homos.
>>212760746
>>212762929Sam doesn't have any friends at this point
>>212764906>>A symbol of where mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the lineNobody raped Sam. Let's be clear.
>>212765315>nobody cares what (you) thinkand that's why you fail even though ostensibly trying to "convince" the collective "me" of something
I literally only know Sam Hyde from 15 year old youtube videos and some (but not all) episodes of World Peace that I haven't seen in 10 years aside from revisting 2/3 specific sketches once again on youtube
But I suspect you're going to explain to me that Sam Hyde his girlfriend or whatever and that's the reason you don't want to explain yourself because you know it won't actually play here
I don't care about these newer people who's names I don't know because I don't watch fishtank and I wouldn't even watch a livestream of someone I've actively a fan of, let alone someone who's content I enjoyed a decade or more ago
You are a failure and that's wby all you can do is spam the same shit over and over
>>212765348>nick looking like his kid got thrown into a woodchipper
>>212765361>he looks completely unbothered.his soul left his body in that photo, dude
get sam's dick out of your mouth
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>>212765407lol didn't read, but I did get a mental picture of you
>>212765343>crying over some boomer comedian getting his jimmies rustled>reddit spacing--------------------->
>>212765407>I don't give a shit about sam>I'm just posting paragraphs muddying the waters>now give me an answer to 2+2, and don't say 4!
>>212763629>sam flopped at improv>funny man said he looked raped>sam destroys set as response to bit about "gorilla nest">nick has a panic attack on stream>charls beam with the heat of a thousand suns
>>212764826>Sam Hyde just can't handle this guy being way funnier and wittier than himIve read that as WHITER than him, which fits since sam is a jew larping as white
>>212765452>>212765450sorry that it's hard for you to read
is that why you refuse to explain anything about the sam hyde drama you won't stop bringing up
>>212765450bro saved a ifunny meme
>cringe
>>212765434>completely normal expression>HiS sOuL LeFt hiS BoDy
>>212765456CHARLS
VINDICATED
This time we got to see Sam fuck it up in real time.
Watching fishtank niggers crawl out from their containment thread to defend against what everyone is seeing is wild. It takes a certain type of retard to enjoy fish tank though so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>>212765500yes, HARLAND WILLIAMS is going to immediately get on the horn and order Sam to be blacklisted from.... his own website???
>>212764826Someone summed it up well too in another thread. Harland read the entire group dynamic within 10 minutes. He saw they were all Sam's dick suckers and wanted to emasculate Sam to clown on all of them. Sam went full nuclear and trashed his set like a literal ape which made Sam look even more dumb. I mean it was checkmate at "You look like you were raped". How do you even recover from that.
>>212763667Dude the guy edited out Sam plugging world peace on purpose. You didnt watch it at all.
Yeah the vibes were rancid and Sam wanted to shoehorn the unfunny wigger damiel aka "bummy buster" because he lets Sam fuck him/gives him crypto.
Sam just isn't very funny
>>212765534>what everyone is seeing>refuses to look at their social media where they're clearly getting along and no longer continuing the bit
>>212759260 (OP)Hyde tried to manhandle this manlet after pushing the desk over and couldn't move him at all and was actually mogged extremely hard by Harland somehow. He was then breathing heavily after and started coping asking if he'd heated the studio up on purpose lmao, Sam absolutely BTFO.
>>212765584Dude, they dropped the bit on their socials and his producers plugged EP and posted pics of everyone chilling and hugging. get a grip, drama queen
>>212765555No. Sam gets kicked off his website when Stripe pulls payment processing privileges.
"Have you ever been raped? Looked like you have"
>>212765597harland is natty look at his arm, its thicker than sams entire torso
>>212765644Post proof then.
Here's my proof damiel is actually a raging faggot.
>>212765594>2 akward pictures>all the comments are from paypig trogladytes Keep coping
>>212765684You forgot the collage
>>212760746>>212760746There's also pics of damiel caressing other guys hair gayly, and laker ("Chip" from Fishtank) is also gay.
>>212765657None of what you posted is "adult" content
>>212765657ohh shit, sounds like waaaaacky Harland bit, i can't wait
>>212765736Yes vomiting on the floor and sucking a man's penis with a vacuum are considered "adult" and "pornographic" content which are both against their policy.
>>212765684www.instagram.com/p/DMIZJEixdnN/
there you go, nigger
REMINDER
SAM IS A NERD WHO SUCKED OFF A TRANNY
JET IS A WHIPPET JUNKIE WHO GOT FUCKED BY LUNA THE TRANNY
SAM HAS A FILIPINO BABY MAMA WITH A HAPA KID
why didn't he just get into the gorilla nest?
Bleh!
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>>212765594It was obviously a publicity stunt and Harland knew something was going to go down but it backfired on Sam and Sam looks like a weak cunt now regardless of the intent (the body language he displayed was real, the attempt (and failure) at man handling Harland was real and embarrassing). Remember that about half of Sam's fans take him seriously and as a result of this they are going into cope mode.
>>212761096That filipino guy? Albert 'Sam's Boyfriend Einstein
>>212765711>producers act pissed off in totally real and not scripted bit>same day as episode drops she posts pics of her hugging the MDE guys next to her thirst trap picsseethe, faggot
>>212765684>>212765794Damiel aka "bummy bustr" is completely straight.
>>212765752Nah, it's not. And they're going to get banned because of chargebacks not anything they actually produce
>>212765788Seeing Sam clearly struggle against a 60yo man was sad to see.
>>212765788the cope is coming from the faggots that think it's real. saying it backfired is a fair enough criticism, though
>>212765836Then there's no problem complaining to stripe on social media and to their email.
>>212765823damn, guys that worship Kids In The Hall are commiserating with a faggot. how will they ever recover?
>>212765842natty canadian who grew up with fresh forest air and poutine vs new england roided test and tren taking jew. not a good look new england jew vros
>>212765500>If only there were time travelers to do a Jeffrey Epstein prison swap--
>>212765559>"You look like you were raped". How do you even recover from that.Therapy. It works on the Candyassmans too.
>>212765775Chris really needs to stop drinking holy shit look at his face.
The real reason why he lost is all in the crown
>>212764094I'm what world?
I think Harland did something to Sam that annoyed him before they even started the show, maybe it was telling him to tape up his Zipp drinks. Straight away he was trying to give him shit about the set, the equipment, and the sound effects
>>212766072>looks the same age if not older than a 60 year old manembarrassing
>>212766089why does sam keep shilling his zippy swamp water? not even fish tank zoomers liked the prototype.
>>212766089Sam was definitely annoyed he wasn't going to get free advertising by going there, and had to actually be funny.
>>212766116$40 for a 12 pack plus ~$20 shipping.
>>212764094...the sharting comeptition.
>>212765389He makes attempts to laugh but you can see them disapate as quickly as they come and he goes back to this wide eyed numb look. He's clearly questioning things
>>212765118Harland also played Matan to the note.
Sam can't even dance to his own beat. That's the difference.
How disappointed were nick and charls after this? This completely killed any chance they had at reaching a network didnโt it
>>212765348life imitates art
>>212766089I think zipp is a failed project. Their social media said they were launching full in May and it's been crickets. Also not casting shade but they have the bicflame guy running it who basically got crypto rich and burnt out on drugs. From my knowledge they were using a company in LA to do the canning and production which is just pants on head retarded considering canning isn't particularly difficult and that there are dozens of not hundreds of beverage canning companies in their backyard. Hell even small breweries in my hometown do it.
>>212766089>Zipp drinksDo Americans really?
"Edaddy dropped juice?! I want what's in it!"
>>212765842there's so many levels of felting. I hope Kino Casino talks about it because that will be a whole additional explosion of autism to enjoy.
Why are there all these trannies and cocksuckers attacking Sam Hyde in a dozen different threads every day?
>>212762075Itโs funny because most of the extreme peace sketches are about guys doing normal shit like working a construction job then they lose their shit and start chimping out. Thereโs literally a 5 minute sketch in the last episode thatโs just them destroying a bar.
>>212764826Your first point before the line break is exactly why hydefags are supremely butthurt about this whole situation. They aren't getting free brownie points for just screaming the gamer words anymore. It's the fall of Internet Atheism 2.0 and the midwits are crippled by it.
>>212766304>>212766383It's $40 for a 12 pack (PLUS SHIPPING ~$20) and everyone says it tastes like ass.
>>212766537Our board has been abused as a shilling ground for hydecucks and mondocord trannies for too long and we will be causing pain as a result. You can make sure to tell your employer that.
Remember a time when MDE pulling a stunt was actually funny and meaningful, and Sam didn't feel the need to appear on hundreds of podcasts a year? What happened to the guy that made Dr.Manslave? How did we get to this?
>>212766551>It's the fall of Internet Atheism 2.0Well put. Yelling NIGGER used to be a litmus test. Now it isn't when charlatans yell JEWS BAD while working with zionists.
>>212766603Greedy
Envy
Sloth
Devil worship
Drug abuse
Psychotic
im just watching it now for the first time. is this a usual bit for Sam? he's just seething and mumbling quietly about hating jews the entire time at about 20 minutes in. Nick tried to make a joke and Sam grabbed the mic and started burping and growling to drown it out.
>>212766923He has a summoning for the court in like 2 days for fish tank.He's not in a good place
>>212766986>He has a summoning for the court in like 2 days for fish tankSource?
Good. Sam and Jet are human traffickers and tax evaders.