Thread 212759437

>HOH: Vince
>Noms: Zae, Amy, Kelley(re-nom)
>Veto: Ashley

previously on /bb/: >>212754725

cheers, /bb/.

>this accomplice talk with amy in the room where they're joking there was no accomplice
kek

>>212759508
what would they have done if someone saw her go start the time or use the clicker?

bro-bros, they hate us....

>ashley telling mickey amy and jimmy aren't sold on evicting zae over kelly
>they're still talking with lauren there
this might get messy as hell if mickey snitches to lauren

>>212759544
evicted her

>>212759544
they would have guessed her and gotten her booted first. would have been kino knowing what amy is like

poor ashley. i think you might a 3rd nom for anyone babes. sorry

>>212759569
Unless she has loyalty to Lauren I don't see why she'd do that

Will says that he hasn't picked out his clothes to wear in so many years and his wife does everything for him

>>212759581
no i mean like stopped her and asked wtf she is doing. before they even announce the twist

>>212759609
I guess lauren must be semi tight with them because they're outright including her here

three very different women right here. amy doesn't seem to know how to cook pasta

morgan and ashley need to relax

was there always such a huge mic so low above the hammock? i don't remember that shit any other year

>>212759686
how the hell can you not know how to cook pasta?
it tells you a time on the box that will be close enough for the average person, short of being unable to boil water and strain water it's not hard

>>212759723
to be fair someone else started it earlier, then kat said it wasn't done and then kat asked her to watch it and she seemed nervous about being asked to do it

>>212759723
she's blond

what % of time have Mickey and Ashley spent in the back room talking in circles?

>the shrimp in the fridge is bad
>they didn't throw it out
I would murder these people for their food hygiene failures
I'd go full tucker

>>212759755
nvm im retarded

>>212759769
>why does the fridge stink?

>>212759437 (OP)
Zae gotta Stae

damn they're all just making some random ass shit. Leah said that she thinks they made the kitchen cluttered so that they won't hang out in there much and game elsewhere

kek they did not cook nearly enough pasta

Morgan said in college she made mac n cheese without boiling the noodles and said it was like eating Captain Crunch cereal

>>212759826
As much as I'd like to see him stay and go full Jagtard in interrogating people who voted to evict him, I can't lose momma so early and Kelley's Tucker-larping is funny.

>>212759901
why even bother posting this?

>>212759862
this group does not seem to do family meals for the most part - they did do a communal lunch earlier in fairness, like I think I only counted like 8 or 9 names saying they're eating this pasta

eating unboiled noodles with morgan

>>212759613
what are they gonna do
it's not like she snuck an ied through sequester

there should have been more riding on the accomplice vote. like if you voted with the majority pick and that pick was wrong then you are disqualified from veto or something

>>212759930
They had a big group breakfast in the backyard today but that was the most I've seen.

this ashley mickey relationship is going to go up in flames over this
ashley keeps saying how in the end she'll fall in line but she clearly doesn't want to change her plan and this has to sketch mickey out how ashley just doesn't listen at all

>>212759892
kek wtf

>>212759965
i wasnt close to suggesting that. it just would have blown the whole twist thing and would have been a major embarrassment for production

Mickey and Ashley don't trust Kat

>7 people checking on pasta
kino

why don't they eat together? I feel like other casts made huge suppers for everyone by this point
>>212759756
please respect the sacred and time-honored indigenous practices of Black peoples

ashley realizing she has no power

>>212760030
>put Amy in charge of checking pasta for when it's done
>ignores it completely until someone else comes in to check it

oh they must have made a second batch of pasta cause people i never saw dish up came back with plates

>>212759930
I shoulda scrolled down, it's weird

Kat has a hot voice

Rylie just said that she's a good lettuce eater

dungeonmasterbros... they thing our hugs are emotional manipulation....

katherine just raped rytard

>katherine just touched my ass
>I was so okay with it, I consented to it
>feed cut
lmao
good ol' rylie

>>212760027
mickey just outright said she wants katherine out soon ideally the next two weeks and lauren gone soonish
she want them WHITE BITCHES gone

listening on PC speaker and can't stand this whispering

pasta round 2

these retards are putting the pasta in the water before bringing it to a boil

>>212760276
does that really change much

>>212760197
Maybe because she and Lauren refused to talk game to anyone else.

>>212760276
Doing so and adding a salt will increase water absorption

>>212760255
how new

>>212760276
it actually cooks fine if you do this, I've started doing it because it cuts down the cooking time slightly
also lets you just fill the water to just above the pasta so you get super starchy water for thickening sauces if needed

>rytard takes over
>seems confused

>>212760286
yeah cause then the noodles are sitting in water while it heats up instead of boiling at the proper temperature for the proper amount of time

>>212760316
baka

>>212760276
wah wah wah mama mia itsa tragedy
you can put pasta in cold water and it'll cook 90%

>>212760286
Yes the taste will be distilled and the pasta will be soggy and rubbery
The lack of Italian ITT is astonishing

>>212760070
I always knew she was the impasta

>>212760356
>proper amount of time
bro there is no set time to cook pasta even leaving aside the variances between shapes and fresh vs dried, unless you're one of the al dente only autists
it genuinely doesn't change the texture you just need to check the pasta slightly earlier. in other words don't be amy

>>212760373
>mom my lizard broke out of his cage can you help me find him

>mixing two types of pasta
>mixing 3 different sauces
>italians seething

>>212760376
you sure can. if youre retarded

i dont eat pasta

>>212760286
Helps it from sticking. You'd have to sit there constantly stirring it while waiting for it to boil.

they're all retards holy shit

>>212760407
it absolutely does. even your altitude will make a difference. mcdonalds eating plebs itt

>>212760387
I bet you're going to tell me that breaking pasta is somehow a problem eh Giancarlo?
I admit calling oregano "a type of grass" was a bit triggering, must have a little hidden guinea in my woodpile

HE'S LITERALLY TEACHING RYTARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BASIL AND OREGANO HE HAS TO GO

>>212760445
this discussion about herbs is fucking painful
I want to reach through the screen and smack the shit out of them all

>>212760453
this is true, my italian uncle takes a barometer everywhere he goes and puts his measurements into a logarithmic equation for finding out the cook time

good god, adults should not have this much trouble cooking pasta

he put half a thing of oregano in the sauce that is going to be rough eating

>>212760505
kek

>>212760387
who cares about italians, they're retarded cargo culters. the best italian chefs aren't even italian
>>212760426
I'm serious, you can soak pasta in water and it'll cook through in a minute

>>212760516
I'm going to love the reactions to this insanity

>>212760592
cute!

>>212760592
kelleys got this shit lets go baby girl

desynced quadio AHHHHH

>>212760592
she is sitting there doing nothing and they had to cut away?

rachel was on worst cooks in america and at this point would unironically cook better than these people kek

>>212760557
yo sniff this

What are they censoring tonight?

>>212760645
oof

>>212760655
SHE GOT THE STINK YO

>>212760675
>8pm
Night crew taking over

My insider said production had to throw out the food so nobody would get hurt by eating it. Apparently someone added a whole thing of cloves to the dish. Enough cloves to paralyze and constrict your airways if eaten lol.

>>212760675
1000 italians just stormed the house and demanded to beat the shit out of the hgs

;_;

what is she crying about

kelly channeling william dafoe

oh they're still blocking out all the interesting parts so we watch the episodes

>>212760761
kek brutal

she's crying. she basically admitted to the camera that she was trying to be like Tucker with the crazy antics and she regrets it

seriously who HASN'T cried in the house at this point? it's incredible
>>212760751
I think she knows deep down her game is torched and outwardly she's trying to pretend she's fine with it but clearly she's upset

>>212760728
He really is a mix of DX and Kimo

Tucker is the Mastermind and will step in to save his fan

poor sweet kel kel :(

kellybros......

call me gay or whatever but I feel bad for her. obviously she volunteered but she knows she's retarded now

what is that weird light on her ass? lens flair?

:(

This is brutal

Great feeds, I guess I'll go take an antidepressant now

>>212760750
clea duvall here

>>212760863
those new led buttlugs

>>212760863
light up butt plug that i'm controlling with a button at home. she doesn't like it

bros.....

>>212760794
how on earth did she expect that to work, all shitposting aside?
it's like the human resources meme, nobody but someone like tucker is getting away with his bullshit. some girl from south dakota just gets labeled a weirdo which is what happened

what has happened so far in this season

First Ava, and now Kelley :'(

wow this is really sad

>>212760863
buttplug

>>212760910
just a lot of tits so far

>>212760910
crashout after crashout after crashout

>>212760920
you could see a slight reflection of the cam op too. wonder if it was a piece of their jewelry reflecting

>>212760908
i'm not sure. take a huge risk and think she is a hero to the HOH or a badass to people at home? maybe to the casual viewer Tucker was seen as badass for doing it but actual fans thought he was a dumbass

who hasn't cried yet

>Kelley- I think I fucked up. I thought I could do something cool, something different, play a little harder, play a little crazier #BB27

kek what a fucking air head

>>212760910
so much accidental nudity and crashouts. one guy choked on a slice of pizza and the feeds went down for six hours

>>212760963
zach and captain have been pretty chill

lauren wants to be a have not so she can lose weight and get slop waist

>>212760984
the funniest part is she still might somehow survive this disaster of a week if rachel and co. somehow turn the tide

>>212760999
Lauren needs to gain a few pounds

>>212760910
house full of rytard gameplayers

>guys have I cried every single day I've been here
>feed cut
very brutal kek

>>212761025
i hope they do just so that she can have a week without crying and hopefully playing a more normal game

is ava like 4 ft 12?

she tried to make a name for herself by copying a hg from last season

>>212761087
yes, 4 feet 12 inches anon

>>212759861
that things going to go up his ass later

>>212761108
ON THE 1ST WEEK!!!

>>212761135
coping and seething

>>212761107
quite impossible to feel bad for her

we are missing keanu in the hammock with morgan. we wont know what was really said cause morgan will spin it later

>>212761162
excellent

>>212761162
stinky hippie pussy

>>212761138
when he talks about sticking things up his ass he's only "joking"

>>212761232
Mormon programming cuts deep. Exmormons are all sorts of messed

>>212761162
Imagine her thick bush and hairy ass crack
>GAG2P

Vinnie taming his Gnat

this rachel jimmy "joking" is brutal lmao
I thought she was unironically gonna yell at his ass over that art teacher bit

>>212761277
what was it

>>212761259
Cute butt :3

whats the over under that kelley runs this info vince is telling her to the house?

>>212761303
thanks, it looks just like mine. women don't seem to like it

>>212761307
she might share it with something she thinks she can trust but she doesn't feel like she can trust anyone right now

>>212761259
he's a dipshit but i somehow still like him

who are the burgers keeping if its amy/kelley?

>>212761298
roasting her wardrobe, the particular bit I caught was saying the dress she was holding he thought was made by her daughter and she should thank her art teacher for it
she then "jokingly" said that he just wanted to be the star of the show when he knew she was and he should bow down to her.
then she flubbed a line about how she'd heard worse from better people or some shit and he did a take two try again bit lmao
I feel like they were dangerously close to slipping into an outright fight, but they pulled it back

>>212761379
rachel and bitchy gays are a classic combo

>>212761324
I'm sorry to hear that anon but one day you'll find one who will appreciate it

>>212761400
yeah, what's up with that? or is he doing it because he's aware of her past?

>>212761429
he's clearly a confrontational biatch, but so is rachel.
he's also clearly trying to get the attention of the episodes focused on him and what's better than fighting with the vet?

>>212761429
it's just natural i think

>>212761379
just watching it back it's fucking hilarious, she's not 25 and sharp anymore

jimmy's probably gonna spiral for a bit trying to recorrall the vote given this rachel talk

>come on tucker
>I want you to come in here
>just come in here and go nuts

kek Kelley thinks Tucker is coming to the show to save her next week

would throwing a reset week right out the gate cause more drama?
like you have the vote come thursday, read it out and the julie declares it a reset week and no one is getting evicted. new HoH plays and we run it back

>>212761563
she was joking aynon

>>212761563
This bitch is crazy

Kelley: Honestly Tucker, I didn't like you. I thought you were really annoying. but now i need you here

>>212761555
Tucker will impact a generation of players trying to be like him

>>212761565
>first triple eviction week ensues

>>212761379
tshirt with a dress moment coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbN97J5BlyE

tucker aint saving this bitch when he comes on the show

>>212761577
i know but it was still funny that even a houseguest was thinking of the possibility of a twist like that and it being Tucker. so many fans thought the same

hes goin in

damn, Kelley gets spicy when she's upset. she keeps saying "Fuck these BITCHES" and "i have a one in three chance to stay with these dickheads"

>>212761586
pray to tucker for salvation

>>212761639
shes cowboying up

>Kelly begging for a breeding from Tucker

pathetic.

Morgan is black and jewish

>>212761614
i thought tucker was the accomplice at first

why does kelley think she doesnt have morgans vote?

Frank Hassle is coming tonight to save Kelley tonight. Check Twitter

>>212761677
She is a jewish octroon

>>212761701
cause morgan has been saying she is keeping amy over kelley. i think that got back to kelley

>>212761683
i think they might fly him out there for the finale to be revealed to be the masked person. win win for both parties because Tucker wouldn't want to be in the house for a full season again

>>212761677
i dont think i can marry her if thats the case

>>212761677
so she is batshit crazy?

Rachel Jimmy near fight

https://x.com/drzingbot/status/1945325483383833000?s=46

>>212761776
have you not been watching feeds

>>212761792
she didn't have very good comebacks. things just don't change lol

TUCKER JUST BROKE INTO THE HOH ROOM AND IS EIFFEL TOWERING KELLY WITH ADRIAN

>>212761798
I watched some last night and all she did was talk.

what the FUCK give me back the kino fbombrachelcam

HE IS LITERALLY PLAYING CHESS

god I need Kelley to win the blockbuster

Who does /bb/ even want to leave anymore

>>212761944
for me either zaesty or amy can go

mommy milkers

>>212761944
amy for sure

SQUEEEE

>>212761944
amy can go

>>212761944
i guess amy but its close

>>212761944
ugly ass, cry baby amy.

>>212761944
amy
will make rachel scramble too

>>212761944
I don't really mind who goes. I just want the chaos of the consensus target staying

what is papa duds age?

>>212762014
really old, like 50 and a half

>>212761944
>Zae = GENIOUS
>Kelley = Cutie
>Amy = MOMMY MILKERS
For the first time, I don't want anyone to go lol

>>212762014
man he be 50

>>212761944
still kelly honestly, much as this crashout has been fun she's still fundamentally dead in the water gamewise

>>212761944
Amy has got to go because she is a shield for rachel

>>212762073
she might have some fun schizo moments. amy is just dead weight, even if she does have nice milkers

>>212762073
big mak was fundamentally dead in the was game wise going into week 2 and she made it to the end

need a split vote on thursday
these people need to start hating each other

>>212762111
They already do

kelly-jimmy freakout time

>>212762111
its going to be a split no matter what

>>212762111
I thought Kelley was a goner but there's a bit of pushback towards a Zae boot today. I think the only slamdunk would be an Amy-Kelley scenario with the latter going

>>212762187
milkers spotted

more waterworks

>I watched the allstars season and they all sucked
Rachel disrespecting BB legends. This won't go well.

How is it a hot take saying nobody thinks your kid is as cute as you do?

>>212762228
think she was talking about bb22

>>212762228
i thought she said it would suck to have been on that season and suck

not sure if you're able to see all the bugs around them kek

>>212762165
not enough. there's a finality that comes from the vote

>>212762287
Begone revisionist

Here goes Adrian on a campaign tour to save his crush

>>212762228
>>212762254
She's not wrong.

I'm surprised Adrian's going through w/ the campaigning?

>>212762293
Aren't those just gnats?

hairy legs

>>212762379
What are you expecting? Him to shave his legs?

does bbviewer work for anyone?

>>212762436
works in firefox

QUINCEL GOT TMZ TO POST THE ZAE RETARD MOMENT

>>212762293
they finna fuck

>>212762385
>that filename

>>212762463
Grim

Ava starting to wake up it seems. combo of week 1 nerves and slop has to be tough

>>212762463
what a gay busybody

>we got to go to iceland somehow
>it's going to be a lot of money we have to afford it somehow
>kelly stares ahead nervously

>>212762556
And loneliness :(

>ava: i rather have the evil i know than the evil i dont know
damn, kelley really did burn her game before feeds with all the comments

>>212762463
classic quinncel

Jimmy got sunburned?

>>212762628
what she do?

Finally figured out who Kat reminds me of.

ava is actually competent when she's not food deprived

its over

>>212762463
Burger Boys gonna flay quincel alive

>>212762463
grod wants tmz to report on bb

so for the moment. kelley or amy need to win blockbuster for kelley to stay

>>212762682
hes going to beat off out there

what have Ava and Adrian been yapping about? she looks so depressed

peak old person strat would be to pretend to be deafer than you are
if you make it deep they'd be audibly talking game, ignoring you. you'd just have to make up some bullshit about how you can only hear whispers up close so they wouldn't get annoyed

>>212762721
>>212762724
ava realizing that adrian is a fucking moron

>>212762696
>>212762463
calling my shot they give him a penalty vote if he's still otb vs amy

kek Ava seems legit annoyed with Adrian. she does not like his autism

this boy is slow

>>212761792
that really had shades of the rachel/ragan fights

>>212762737
It worked for kenny when he would be observing conversations from afar pretending to mope about while generating psychological profiles on each of the other HGs.

these ads are out of control

>>212761792
why is he being such an asshole?

>>212762846
kenny is not watching a single second of this season

>>212762902
she's probably right that he wants screen time but i'm not sure he thought it would escalate so much like that. she did not like his first comment about her top and it kind of spiraled. they were so chill and talking game right before it

>>212762917
kenny's on tinder right now trying to find a unicorn

>>212761944
any of the three desu

>>212762977
poor lauren walking into this shit

>ava immediately leaves
KEK

lauren has really long hair for not using ratchet extensions

Kelly said she wants to talk to rachel later. Seems like a huge mistake she'll just pry for information

If you cry constantly, why would you ever go on this show?

CHICKEN JOCKEY

oh no they've chicken jockey'd
big brother will never be the same again

They are talking about us!

>>212762846
>I fucking hate this. I wanna go home.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

she is indeed the cutest

>>212763118
>Hands off Jimmy!

kelley would fuck lauren

>mickey walks by have not room
>havenots scramble

>>212763247
Starting to think Kelly would let the entire house gangbang her, men or women or they/them.

ava and papa dud kino

is Rachel based or cringe

adrian is a wishy washy mofo. only going to vote with the house numbers

>>212762947
I don't know if he didn't think it would escalate. He kept prodding over and over again. It's like he was trying to start a fight.

>>212763346
i was expecting her to be cringe but honestly shes been pretty based. misting the retards

>>212763372
he told mickey the other day in so many words that he's basically gonna end up being swayed by the last person that talks to him before the vote

lauren is doing a pretty good job. she listens good and doesnt make everything about herself. she doesnt give anyone anything they can use against her and she's even checking the hoh bathroom to see if anyone is spying

>>212763372
based swing vote chad

I love this paranoid cutie

morgan getting cucked lmao

>>212763458
She seems smart and decently positioned, but I don't think she has the necessary killer instinct to win.

>zach will adrian ava lauren vinny
what do we think
isn't lauren linked up with kat?

>>212763516
She shouldn't be showing that yet

kelley misting rachel ashley and amy

>>212763307
yeah she is a freak

>>212763247
Kelly was groping her first day of feeds

kek kelley this isn't working honey

>>212763568
rachel will destroy her to the other 2 when she walks away

>>212763568
irrelevant conversation
vs zae she stays, vs amy this group votes her out

>>212763545
i have no clue
i haven't seen kat or lauren talk much game with each other

>>212762105
but big blak wasn't fun

>>212763546
I don't think she has it in her at all. I'd love to be proven wrong, but I don't see it.

>>212763568
Kelley is contradicting herself and coming off as schizo again

This is gonna make Rachel and Amy want to send her out over Zae I feel

Is kelly spilling info she shouldn't be to rachel and her shields?

>>212763637
not yet

How many kids were there even in Kelley's high school?

>>212763637
maybe a little but it probably doesnt matter at this point

>>212763192
kek

i'd still fuck rachel

kelley is a mess

four eyes is a weirdo

cuddling under a warm blanket and staring at the stars on the hammock with morgan

kelley gotta win yo, thats it

>>212763668
she looks like a grandma witch

why do people like devin still

>>212763649
Maybe 20 if they pool together other villages. Otherwise maybe 3 or 4.

>>212763668
same i would love to just destroy her hole

>>212763694
for me its sleeping in a bed under her bed and using a constellation projector.

kelley is finito

like I’m into lauren

Oof, imagine Rachel saying this to you, Amy is also kind of pissed
Kelley is gone

>>212763727
we don't
we love him

>>212763649
>"My graduating class was 64, and it was us from kindergarten to senior year graduation. The same people, the same building, all 13 years," she said. "So I’m used to being locked in a room. This would be perfect for me."

>>212763789
thank you devin

>>212763649
>>212763728
She's basically from Vermillion, South Dakota. It's a small college town but like 12,000 people not the little podunk portrayed in her intro

>lauren asks zach who his targets are
>he tells her
>asks who's hers
>she can't list one
red flag if i'm zach

>>212763809
oh lord...

>>212763831
shes going to throw his ass under the bus

>>212763831
kek based. pussy misted

NEW

>>212763859
>>212763859
>>212763859
>>212763859
>>212763859

>>212763817
That's not how it works cityfren

>>212763789
thank you devin
i need that cash in my pocket

>>212763881
>>212763813
>>212763789

>>212763780
What did she say?

>>212763831
Yeah lol classic red flag

>>212763831
it was a good test too, because he said keanu and ashley which most people would choose to put up next week so it's not too bad if she exposes him or tells others